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Least Attractive - Taylor Tomlinson (Stand Up Comedy) 

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@Nathan-gd7xq
@Nathan-gd7xq 5 лет назад
I met her once. She was super nice, and she actually flirted with me. Oh ...
@waynelast1685
@waynelast1685 4 года назад
She’s cute.
@Correctrix
@Correctrix 4 года назад
Giving back...
@ShovelChef
@ShovelChef 4 года назад
Solid joke.
@zorigoooyu8450
@zorigoooyu8450 4 года назад
did you nail her?
@edwardprice140
@edwardprice140 4 года назад
So Nathan, that makes you a 5.
@Kintaku
@Kintaku 5 лет назад
"Some of you aren't laughing. You were settled FOR" 😂😂😂
@Sunset553
@Sunset553 4 года назад
Or just alone
@Ash-mf4vv
@Ash-mf4vv 4 года назад
Big oof
@PatrickRobinsonZA
@PatrickRobinsonZA 4 года назад
Lethal!
@micahguillemette3344
@micahguillemette3344 3 года назад
*realises i wasnt laughing because that's what everyone does with me* oh...
@-chenlanying5818
@-chenlanying5818 2 года назад
@@micahguillemette3344 what did she mean by that
@Dtillma228
@Dtillma228 5 лет назад
She had me with that little hand wave “give back a little” 😆
@37scorpio
@37scorpio 5 лет назад
Right! That was icing on the cake.
@irider1201
@irider1201 5 лет назад
Same here. (and the voice)
@babyhuey6342
@babyhuey6342 4 года назад
The wave, the voice, and her head tilt are what sell that joke. The words are funny enough, but it's cool that she went the extra mile to make it really great.
@brittahenke1180
@brittahenke1180 3 года назад
Lmao ikr ?!!
@harrymills2770
@harrymills2770 3 года назад
I never thought flirting with a '2' that way. You're giving back. Awesome.
@alexliger1893
@alexliger1893 4 года назад
That “give back a little” smirk and hand gesture: pure George Carlin. I died.
@marissawilson4644
@marissawilson4644 3 года назад
You are so right!!
@4zafinc
@4zafinc 2 года назад
Voice and mannerism reminded me of Carlin too
@MisterStomper
@MisterStomper 5 лет назад
"You married Bertha in a shack and had some fun before the fever took you."
@TheWhisperTexan
@TheWhisperTexan 3 года назад
That joke is a lot funnier now 🌡️
@amieres
@amieres 3 года назад
It's a prescient joke. Taylor is ahead of her time.
@ola171
@ola171 3 года назад
Followed by intense staring
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 2 года назад
she pulled out the shot gun, shined it up a little, aimed it at us, looked at us for a minute, gave a little smirk ... and pulled the trigger.
@jaex9617
@jaex9617 2 года назад
It me
@stevedevonport3060
@stevedevonport3060 5 лет назад
She's way more than a 5 and hilarious to boot, fantastic delivery. Loved the little hand wave when she said about flirting with a 2 😂😂
@ILikeCHEEZ9
@ILikeCHEEZ9 4 года назад
"Some of you aren't laughing that's cause you were settled for" Great burn and a perfect way to keep that momentum in a dead crowd
@parkerjones6598
@parkerjones6598 5 лет назад
“Do not go applying for jobs that you are not qualified for” First of all, that’s not the position I applied for... 😂😂
@PHLCoffeeSnob
@PHLCoffeeSnob 5 лет назад
I see what you did there!
@parkerjeans5777
@parkerjeans5777 5 лет назад
I got the better last name pal
@parkerjones6598
@parkerjones6598 5 лет назад
Hmmm, idk about that... are you gonna marry a Billie though??
@inouskehashibira1045
@inouskehashibira1045 5 лет назад
😂
@robertcartier5088
@robertcartier5088 5 лет назад
@@parkerjones6598 "...not my lover"
@nmarrs8539
@nmarrs8539 4 года назад
That “American Settlers” joke went over most the audiences head. Lol
@JesusChrist-xb7jq
@JesusChrist-xb7jq 4 года назад
-- yeah, saw that one coming a mile away. I think the audience went quiet because it was more polite than groaning, which is understandable, she’s a likable person with decent comic chops except for that joke.
@kincaid9134
@kincaid9134 4 года назад
Literally the exact opposite. It was too on the nose.
@savetheworldtribe
@savetheworldtribe 4 года назад
@@---nu4ed I think it depends on one's appreciation for education
@gurikasemit
@gurikasemit 4 года назад
they laughed a lot, how did you count "most of the audience"
@KayVeeEye
@KayVeeEye 4 года назад
It took a couple of seconds but I got it
@joke312
@joke312 3 года назад
Even if she’s the least attractive physically among her friends, her humor and personality make her a solid 8+
@somegirl558
@somegirl558 2 года назад
Totally .
@stevemcrichards8768
@stevemcrichards8768 2 года назад
Let's not lie to her to sneak our way into her underwear bro that's why we're in this problem in the first place.
@orlaw.8213
@orlaw.8213 2 года назад
And you're a garbage 🗑️ human to think it's acceptable to rate a human being with a number. Disgusting.
@SamTheManWhoCanTwice
@SamTheManWhoCanTwice 2 года назад
@Angel Sanchez yee shes a 9 for me, but if i had to judge here on what her average number would be, its a 5
@igualnimp
@igualnimp Год назад
She's much more than 5 to begin with
@dystoniacdiaries
@dystoniacdiaries 5 лет назад
Taylor's one of my favorite comedians now. Always on point with perfect delivery. SO Funny.
@robertchandler5055
@robertchandler5055 3 года назад
REALLY DIGGIN' YOUR SMILE,GLASSES AND HAIR YOU REMIND ME OF MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND!!
@S_8-
@S_8- Год назад
She is beautiful and a 10/10 with such a great personality!!!
@cat_city2009
@cat_city2009 Год назад
I simp so hard.
@imhatchmantoo
@imhatchmantoo 5 лет назад
She's obviously hot. Girl next door beats super model every day of the week and twice on sunday
@SierraBravo347
@SierraBravo347 5 лет назад
Roger That! It's been My experience, that Most of the Very attractive ones I've encountered are just...Not very Interesting. Like a V6 Camaro.....Looks Nice, but Doesn't hold your Interest for long. 👍
@itisWhatitis12345
@itisWhatitis12345 5 лет назад
What about saturday?
@longdirtytoenails1076
@longdirtytoenails1076 5 лет назад
Girl next door doesn't snort coke out of straws and not eat.
@bealltho1
@bealltho1 5 лет назад
@@longdirtytoenails1076 depends on who your neighbors are
@xilo3012
@xilo3012 5 лет назад
@nils4545 she's funny that elevate the note a lot for me.
@SEWQ234
@SEWQ234 5 лет назад
Her friends must be goddesses or something...
@malusdacus5418
@malusdacus5418 5 лет назад
Wtf dude
@johnathanadams3763
@johnathanadams3763 5 лет назад
@@malusdacus5418 so funny . Wow
@malusdacus5418
@malusdacus5418 5 лет назад
@@MCShvabo well she officially isn't the worst looking of the bunch anymore.
@MCShvabo
@MCShvabo 5 лет назад
@@malusdacus5418 I don't think she thinks so.
@Competitive_Antagonist
@Competitive_Antagonist 5 лет назад
She's quite tasty in a white girl next door kind of way.
@Nakamichi_Jun
@Nakamichi_Jun 5 лет назад
Cute asf + humor + great personality = 11
@crudeviolin
@crudeviolin 5 лет назад
But can she make a good sandwich?.... I kid, I kid.
@redpillsatori3020
@redpillsatori3020 4 года назад
#TheThirstIsReal
@longlivegoodpeople
@longlivegoodpeople 4 года назад
That's what I'm saying.
@leebard9335
@leebard9335 4 года назад
Hell yeah! And don't forget humble. That's also attractive in a girl.
@LyraTyrell
@LyraTyrell 4 года назад
To be fair though, I would've swiped left before I found that out lol
@coreycallahan4609
@coreycallahan4609 3 года назад
Her self deprecation is unwarranted. This is a beautiful and very intelligent woman.
@creatorsremose
@creatorsremose 5 лет назад
That was truly brilliant... and yeah, if she's a five I'm WAY below zero. My attractiveness is measured in Kelvins.
@teresadalessio1
@teresadalessio1 5 лет назад
First physics joke ever ive read on RU-vid ..... must have taken a lot of energy to come up with.... ...get it? Kelvins....
@creatorsremose
@creatorsremose 5 лет назад
@@teresadalessio1 For the few that get those jokes, it's worth every Joule of effort.
@teresadalessio1
@teresadalessio1 5 лет назад
@@creatorsremose hahaha yessss
@teresadalessio1
@teresadalessio1 5 лет назад
@@creatorsremose that's Watt its about!
@teresadalessio1
@teresadalessio1 5 лет назад
😉
@jordanshore838
@jordanshore838 5 лет назад
She's right about her awesome personality, everything she said in this was spot on.
@TumblinWeeds
@TumblinWeeds 2 года назад
I like this mentality. She’s not a model and she’s not ashamed of it, because she knows she’s got a great personality and the big fish will come to her anyway. This is what body positivity should be. Not trying to convince yourself you’re drop dead gorgeous when you know you’re not, but accepting the way you look and realizing you have great value beyond that :)
@Wali1977
@Wali1977 Год назад
I see what you're saying, but wouldn't call ranking oneself on a 1-dimensional scale imposed by society 'body positive'.
@mendmywings7238
@mendmywings7238 Год назад
Tbf she is actually really pretty imo.
@igualnimp
@igualnimp Год назад
@@mendmywings7238 Yes thank you ! Clearly 8 for me
@jonathanhenderson9422
@jonathanhenderson9422 Год назад
She's not a model, but she's definitely not a 5 either. Maybe she just hangs out with really beautiful people and that's skewed her perception of what average is!
@Bhoddisatva
@Bhoddisatva Год назад
@@jonathanhenderson9422 Ach. She's a comedienne so exaggerates for effect. You laugh she goes 'Ka-Ching!'.
@doro626
@doro626 3 года назад
I strangely just discovered her today. Did about three years of her comedy in an hour. Shes really good and has done a ton of stand-up for me to have never seen her before.
@titleloanman
@titleloanman 5 лет назад
This is a fantastic set. She always has great material and delivery. I hope she takes off and becomes a big name soon.
@dennish300
@dennish300 2 года назад
"before the fever took you..." 🤣🤣🤣. Obscure...yet accurate! Outstanding!! And yes....I discovered her standup only now.
@comedytimetv
@comedytimetv 2 года назад
Rock on!
@adamnasra3898
@adamnasra3898 Год назад
Well you're in for a treat!
@ZachHenke
@ZachHenke 5 лет назад
This is funny. A lot of comedy now doesn’t focus on situations that are funny, but this talks about something relatable. Good material.
@gusgrimm7533
@gusgrimm7533 5 лет назад
"Before The Fever Took You." Good name for a comedy album - if they even make those anymore ;-)
@lordgarion514
@lordgarion514 4 года назад
Actual albums are making a comeback.
@zenleeparadise
@zenleeparadise 4 года назад
Robert Pruitt is this a reference to John Mulaney’s “Comeback Kid”?
@lordgarion514
@lordgarion514 4 года назад
@@zenleeparadise No, I meant it literally. Real vinyl records are making a comeback.
@zenleeparadise
@zenleeparadise 4 года назад
Robert Pruitt yeah one of the best comedy records of the recent years is literally called Comeback Kid. Like, literally. It’s on vinyl.
@lordgarion514
@lordgarion514 4 года назад
@@zenleeparadise I'll have to look that up. Love comedy.
@theohuioiesin6519
@theohuioiesin6519 4 года назад
“Background character in a lot of peoples dreams” 😂❤️
@prospectnyc
@prospectnyc 2 года назад
"No, you married Bertha in a shack nd had some fun before the fever took you." Brutal!
@weditesfay629
@weditesfay629 5 лет назад
Hahaha she is one of a kind!!!
@marzadky4934
@marzadky4934 4 года назад
This girl had some many fever jokes like she was slowly predicting Corona
@moolardpexcellent5253
@moolardpexcellent5253 3 года назад
Thank you
@user-jj3tw1sr7o
@user-jj3tw1sr7o 2 года назад
She is good, funny material, great timing and confidence. Hope to see more of her.
@saultube44
@saultube44 3 года назад
Comedians, the Philosophers of our time. Keeping ti real with Taylor Tomlinson
@thomasboner8218
@thomasboner8218 4 года назад
Personality makes up for a lot. She’s obviously attractive though.
@chuckaudio3191
@chuckaudio3191 4 года назад
I think she's at least an 8 with a personality and sense of humor and smarts that take her up to 10. I have a HUGE crush on her.
@chuckaudio3191
@chuckaudio3191 4 года назад
@Marcos P She's woman enough for the both of us! Cheers!
@kmmara41
@kmmara41 4 года назад
I wanna share an appetizer with her; so cute!
@moo-snuckle
@moo-snuckle 4 года назад
i click on any thumbnail i see her on cause i think shes a fox, and she seems so sweet, and obviously funny, so in all, shes mega attractive to me
@AdalineRaine
@AdalineRaine 3 года назад
Her earlier stuff is even funnier than her most recent! Will have to look for more. She's hysterical.
@livingadreamlife1428
@livingadreamlife1428 4 года назад
Excellent writing and introspective. Self-sufficient Regular attractive girls beat high maintenance hot girls every-time. Looks fade, great personality doesn’t.
@inouskehashibira1045
@inouskehashibira1045 5 лет назад
"I'm a solid 5 with a great personality and with the right lighting and a Bible verse on eHarmony" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@UncleMuin
@UncleMuin 4 года назад
"...before the fever took you!" Awesome line!
@bruce9897
@bruce9897 4 года назад
“Flirt with a 2. Give back a little” 😂🤙🏽
@wisdomofthecrowd9845
@wisdomofthecrowd9845 5 лет назад
Taylor, you are the MAIN character in MY dream!
@EDarien
@EDarien 5 лет назад
That's probably worse than being a background character in most people's dreams.
@mofire5674
@mofire5674 3 года назад
That passive aggressive tone is selling this so good
@lancer.298
@lancer.298 5 лет назад
Thanks for flirting with us 2's... We appreciate it.
@REM1956
@REM1956 5 лет назад
She's got "it." Attractive and genuinely funny. There are so many who are just trying too hard.
@Cartier_specialist
@Cartier_specialist 4 года назад
She's definitely an underrated comedian.
@LanternOfLiberty
@LanternOfLiberty 3 года назад
She is a solid "8" in jogging clothes, for cryin' out loud.
@DerpedOutTroll
@DerpedOutTroll 3 года назад
Lmao ok simp.
@uainthacking_shit8362
@uainthacking_shit8362 3 года назад
She IS A 8 +CUTE 1 POINT + PLUS 1 OH SHES FUNNY AS FUCK = 10
@lavimaiko7168
@lavimaiko7168 3 года назад
She clearly doesn't jog.
@Chiungalla79
@Chiungalla79 3 года назад
@@lavimaiko7168 Far more people own joggin clothes than jog. Especially since the pandemic hit us.
@Chiungalla79
@Chiungalla79 3 года назад
@Marcus Aurelius This comment totally disqualifies you for your user name. Go and change it. Now.
@himanshugiri9072
@himanshugiri9072 4 года назад
Favourite female stand up comic. Gosh, she's so funny!! 🤣🤣
@OnlyARide
@OnlyARide 5 лет назад
No number needed, she's beautiful and that's all there is to it. 🤗 funny bit even though I disagree with her self-assessment
@brettjamz3
@brettjamz3 4 года назад
Taylor, you are absolutely awesome. Love you being so real...
@martinjonsson9348
@martinjonsson9348 5 лет назад
This material is classic. So funny and true.
@abcmaya
@abcmaya 4 года назад
1:15 "Give back a little" LOL
@talon310calif
@talon310calif 5 лет назад
I will take a 5 with a great personality over a 8 with a crappy one. 9s and 10s are like unicorns to me.
@xornxenophon3652
@xornxenophon3652 5 лет назад
#talon: There are also a lot of ugly people with crappy personality!
@talon310calif
@talon310calif 5 лет назад
@@xornxenophon3652 That is a terrible combination!
@ryanweston9677
@ryanweston9677 5 лет назад
9’s and 10’s are ugly AF.... On the inside
@xornxenophon3652
@xornxenophon3652 5 лет назад
# @@talon310calif: I know, but I thought, it should be mentioned! Not everybody who is ugly has a great personality!
@ohdaUtube
@ohdaUtube 5 лет назад
@Thor Odinson 90% of the time? Yes
@desireeholloway3353
@desireeholloway3353 5 лет назад
LOVE HER!
@adamsinger123
@adamsinger123 4 года назад
@2:48 “......and had some fun, before *the fever* took you.” Covid-imminent now. This cold calm here, rain all day yesterday today & apparently this week. I hope y’all reading this are safe & got supplies. Have fun
@garyji
@garyji 4 года назад
Never heard of her until this video, but she's got very solid and funny material.
@BigMac8000
@BigMac8000 4 года назад
She's at solid 7 just on looks. At least. She could bump that up EASY with some minor stylistic changes, but the effort is unnecessary. Almost every "10" gets there by some insane beauty ritual so nobody is higher than an 8 REALLY, that's all magic and sorcery, lighting and camera tricks. Five minutes of talking with her though, damn, 10. You don't get that much legit in real life, she dropped more "reality" in 10 minutes of stand-up than I'd ever dare hope from even my closest girl friends. You drop that much reality on people they normally fold like a house of cards, so, honestly, a date with that one must be out of this world. 10. Easy. 10.
@jimmyneutron4329
@jimmyneutron4329 3 года назад
not a 7 a 6, which is a pretty girl
@alainaswoveland3022
@alainaswoveland3022 4 года назад
This is such a mood😂😂
@nijhumninad6827
@nijhumninad6827 4 года назад
Amazing how far she has come!
@flifestyle2118
@flifestyle2118 5 лет назад
Idk, I think she's a 6 to 7. She's cute and funny. 😊
@owlblocksdavid4955
@owlblocksdavid4955 5 лет назад
She must have super hot friends.
@luqmanr
@luqmanr 5 лет назад
must've been the lighting lol
@couchpotatoe91
@couchpotatoe91 4 года назад
Yeah, she has to up those numbers. Those are rookie numbers!
@sarayamini2450
@sarayamini2450 4 года назад
Right? In her new special she's all cleaned up, solid 8 in my book! 9 if you add her personality
@jjhack3r
@jjhack3r 4 года назад
Nah.. She's a 10.
@johnsmith8981
@johnsmith8981 5 лет назад
Everyone talking about her looks but her set was killer. Say whatever you want about her looks, either way she used that all to build up the always settling bit and it was gold.
@MDNightz
@MDNightz 3 года назад
Absolutely hilarious!! Loved it!
@comedytimetv
@comedytimetv 3 года назад
Thank you!! 😁
@gilgamesh6135
@gilgamesh6135 3 года назад
Before the fever took you. 😂😂😂😂. Truly the best female comic I have found thus far.
@janellsiens4469
@janellsiens4469 5 лет назад
Haha thanks girl ur funny
@eanoworro1028
@eanoworro1028 5 лет назад
This asnt one of her best sets, but this chick has some chops. Id love to see her do 30 min.
@ChelseaRSartin
@ChelseaRSartin 5 лет назад
Donae Morrow she has a 15 min on Netflix's the comedy lineup season 1
@preciousmetalhead5155
@preciousmetalhead5155 5 лет назад
I do a solid 3 1/2 min on her.
@RushilKasetty
@RushilKasetty 4 года назад
She has an hour on Netflix now!
@BboyDaquack
@BboyDaquack 4 года назад
Idk I didn't laugh. Maybe there's better ones
@styledbysands
@styledbysands Год назад
Truly adore this women
@Bladerbotvary
@Bladerbotvary 3 года назад
Man life just gets better and better I love it!
@noypho91
@noypho91 5 лет назад
I wanna go see her!!! She’s funny!
@kmusic160
@kmusic160 5 лет назад
Um 7 and if she dolls up and stays fit easy 8.. she got good features.. and that personality though. Bonus!
@lukenzur1667
@lukenzur1667 3 года назад
"Give a little back" lol OMG Taylor you are awesome!!!
@ShadowLycan132
@ShadowLycan132 4 года назад
This is great stuff. Better than some Netflix specials.
@tc2241
@tc2241 4 года назад
She’s a SoCal 5, which is an 8 anywhere else. That place is hell for higher than average anything.
@antred11
@antred11 4 года назад
Baloney.
@christopherh4653
@christopherh4653 4 года назад
I've been to southern Cali. It's overrated in every imaginable way. Taylor is a solid Cali 8.
@CR-be3un
@CR-be3un 3 года назад
Unfortunately, that's true--especially in LA. *smh*
@FuckGoogle2
@FuckGoogle2 3 года назад
Dude I"m from Sweden she"s a 5.
@richardornelas2319
@richardornelas2319 3 года назад
what? no. she's a 4.
@howsusisthis
@howsusisthis 4 года назад
She comes back and sees all your comments telling her she's more than a 5 for a confidence boost. Good job y'all.
@Mermaid2261
@Mermaid2261 3 года назад
She is a gem!
@Al-em5lq
@Al-em5lq 5 лет назад
Lmao I choked on my dinner laughing at this.
@AweEmperorofChickenKilling
@AweEmperorofChickenKilling 5 лет назад
5/10 for looks 10/10 for comedy Btw since we're all listing scores I'd give her a 7/10 for looks actually. I'm also that guy who won't settle even though I'm just a 0.5/20. I'm also planning to die alone - so far working out great!
@amritjanardhanan
@amritjanardhanan 5 лет назад
Same my dude
@kuroru69
@kuroru69 5 лет назад
That last line is my motto.
@saif0316
@saif0316 5 лет назад
Same
@burningicecream9095
@burningicecream9095 5 лет назад
Oh buddy
@coscorrodrift
@coscorrodrift 5 лет назад
Fuck yeah bro we out here
@harpoon_bakery162
@harpoon_bakery162 4 года назад
Married Bertha in a shack and had some fun "before the fever took you" WOW, the irony.
@PossMcLeod
@PossMcLeod 4 года назад
OMGYES!! As a spokesperson for 'Solid 5's' in MY village.... WE SALUTE YOU!!! lol. Thanks for the giggles!
@adlockhungry304
@adlockhungry304 4 года назад
That is a great bit!!! I literally LOL’d (I call it LLOL, btw) multiple times in spite of it being early morning on a Saturday and I’m trying not to wake up my night owl housemates. 😄
@msamour
@msamour 3 года назад
Well I must be a 2 because this girl is definitely a 10 to me. Drop dead gorgeous and funny! She actually broke the scale.
@jankowalski6338
@jankowalski6338 Год назад
She's a 5
@msamour
@msamour Год назад
@@jankowalski6338 Good thing i'm not picky.
@jankowalski6338
@jankowalski6338 Год назад
@@msamournothing wrong with average, just don't be delusional
@msamour
@msamour Год назад
@@jankowalski6338 I'm already happily matched. If I wasn't, I wouldn't be picky. There is beauty in almost everyone. Personality is much more important than looks.
@jankowalski6338
@jankowalski6338 Год назад
@@msamour that might be but you call a 5 the most beautiful.
@elenakusevska6266
@elenakusevska6266 5 лет назад
I think she's pretty and has charisma. By the way 9s and 10s are too much...
@iAmNothingness
@iAmNothingness 5 лет назад
i've only seen one 10 in my life. and his eyes where jeeeeeeeeeeeez..... yes yes gay that dude could get any straight men.
@elenakusevska6266
@elenakusevska6266 5 лет назад
@@iAmNothingness I'm not even sure what a 10 looks like. Beauty is too subjective.
@ADAPTATION7
@ADAPTATION7 5 лет назад
Too much maintenance you mean.
@tomhannah3825
@tomhannah3825 4 года назад
Yeah, the 9 or 10 is how much maintenance they need every day.... :)
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 2 года назад
@@elenakusevska6266 never used numbers myself. seems like 10s are pretty much defined by magazine covers ...ie people whose names you know solely or primarily because of their (positive) appearance.
@vinnifervinnifer5107
@vinnifervinnifer5107 4 года назад
Haha Taylor you’re a solid 10! Love her
@RyderSpearmann
@RyderSpearmann 3 года назад
Love this lady.
@thereallantesh
@thereallantesh 4 года назад
This skit had me cracking up, but perhaps for the sake of the show she artificially underrated herself. She's way hotter than a 5. She may have that girl next door look, but on that scale she's a solid 8. Any guy would be lucky to have a women that attractive assuming the personality matches.
@ROFusion
@ROFusion 4 года назад
I completely agree with the first half of your first sentence, sort of agree with the second half of your first sentence, and completely disagree with everything else you typed. She's hotter than a 5, but she's definitely not an 8. I'm assuming you don't live in a large community (meaning you don't have many women to choose from).
@thereallantesh
@thereallantesh 4 года назад
@@ROFusion No it's because I'm old, lol.
@ROFusion
@ROFusion 4 года назад
@@thereallantesh, fair enough :)
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 2 года назад
@@ROFusion she might be a 7 or 7.5 on looks alone ... but when her skills & sparkle kick in its 8 or 9.. but yeah of course she's going to take it down a bit when she's speaking publicly. she kinda has to, or she'd get piled on.
@jamesjanisko4170
@jamesjanisko4170 5 лет назад
She rates herself and everyone else feels the need to hop on that train and rate her too? Nice. How bout you just appreciate the bit she did. Maybe rate that. I give the bit an 8, extra points for the “giving back”
@johnmichael2753
@johnmichael2753 5 лет назад
How bout you just shut the fuck up
@scorpiorising3741
@scorpiorising3741 4 года назад
Okay micropenis white knight
@joejitsu034
@joejitsu034 4 года назад
Give. Up. Soy!!!
@paulmasters8666
@paulmasters8666 4 года назад
White knight detected...
@dannybhoy2739
@dannybhoy2739 4 года назад
Excellent set 🤣
@brunofichtner1075
@brunofichtner1075 2 года назад
Solid set 😂😂
@Andyman269
@Andyman269 3 года назад
Idk she's a solid 7 to me but that wouldn't stop me from flirting with her lol she's cute and funny
@keith.loves.lasagna
@keith.loves.lasagna 4 года назад
"Insecure 7" lol sounds like her
@Germaximus
@Germaximus 3 года назад
I love this lady
@kaspernielsen9149
@kaspernielsen9149 3 года назад
no gonna lie, this is the funniest female comedian i've seen...like ever. amazing!
@EDarien
@EDarien 5 лет назад
All the people talking about her being a 7 ... 1) It's a joke. Saying she's a 7 wouldn't work that well. and 2) MOST people are 5s. It's just numbers. That's literally how averages works and she is likely a 5 by that standard. As are most people commenting who think they're 7s, but in reality they're 5s. I think people get used to 7/10 being a passing grade in school, so they think of 7 being average and anything below is "failure" but in reality 5/10 is average.
@ApesAmongUs
@ApesAmongUs 5 лет назад
But that's the thing, she's not particularly average. Average is 30 more pounds and a saggy face. She's a 5 on a scale that only includes people in show business.
@MrAntup
@MrAntup 3 года назад
5 is only average in a normal distribution and most people are not average they are mostly above or below average 50 percent are above average and 49 percent below average so mostly we are above average if humans looks fit a normal distribution. But looks are subjective so your average is not my average
@apotatogirl2309
@apotatogirl2309 4 года назад
What...is she talking about she's literally so pretty. Why women tend to think that they are uglier than they really are?
@heythereimholly1090
@heythereimholly1090 4 года назад
apotato girl unrealistic societal expectationsssss
@jeffreyval9665
@jeffreyval9665 4 года назад
come on she knows shes really good looking. She wouldnt have made this joke if she was genuinely unattractive. She wouldnt even be a stand up comic if she wasnt good looking. Pretty much every single stand up comic male or female r good looking. Non good looking ones never make it pretty much everything in life nowadays is based on looks.
@heythereimholly1090
@heythereimholly1090 4 года назад
Jv woods she literally said she’s not unattractive, just the least attractive in the group. That was pretty much the second half of the joke bro
@FluffyBuzzard2TheMax
@FluffyBuzzard2TheMax 4 года назад
@@jeffreyval9665 naw man there are a lot of ugly male comics
@DISASTERJOE
@DISASTERJOE 4 года назад
@@heythereimholly1090 You mean unrealistic expectations from other women. Men don't hardly give a fuck. Women are just naturally extremely insecure about everything, which is why they need constant reassurance from the media.
@janette499
@janette499 4 года назад
" I'm a solid 5 with some good lighting " lol felt that
@DinQuay
@DinQuay 5 лет назад
Loved it
@paulF60m23
@paulF60m23 5 лет назад
A 5??? WTF?! She’s a solid 10 in my book. The dream line was hilarious 😂
@danclapper626
@danclapper626 5 лет назад
Cuz you're probably a 2..lol..just accept it. I do.
@ishyreddi13
@ishyreddi13 5 лет назад
If she's a 5 I'm a fucking gremlin
@paulF60m23
@paulF60m23 5 лет назад
Uhhh I said in my book because attractiveness is subjective. Now if I said EVERY or MOST woman are 10s, then yes, I would be one of those guys contributing to that problem. The main reason why many woman are becoming so narcissistic is because so many tv shows, politicians, Disney movies, social media and et cetera are telling woman they are basically Xena: Warrior Princess. And if you don't like 300 lbs woman, you're not a real man and is using his toxic masculinity to fat shame big girls.
@preciousmetalhead5155
@preciousmetalhead5155 5 лет назад
Fun with Bertha in a shack sound ok to me!
@ericdaniel323
@ericdaniel323 5 лет назад
Get it before the fever takes you...
@erictripton
@erictripton Год назад
LOLOLOL omg this is funny, witty as heck!
@davyboychopperhandles1134
@davyboychopperhandles1134 4 года назад
Comedy is always better when the performer has knowledge of the historical record lol. Top shelf!
@117btn3
@117btn3 5 лет назад
"I'm sweet Dee and the jokes on me..."
@davidcarter6659
@davidcarter6659 5 лет назад
She must be friends with Scarlett and Gal lol
@stephencollins1479
@stephencollins1479 3 года назад
Give back a little.....comic gold with the delivery!
@katemiller5990
@katemiller5990 4 года назад
A lot of us can be hard on ourselves when we see ourselves in photos. A still photo is one thing, but it's amazing how much our facial expressions, the way we move, and our attitude, affects how attractive we are to others.
@andrewoneil9742
@andrewoneil9742 4 года назад
I'm in my early 20s and am still awkward with women, but hopefully I will hit my peak with women in my late 20s/early 30s when they realize they're gonna have to settle for less
@devenscience8894
@devenscience8894 4 года назад
My early years were horrible. I'm like a 4, but you see, by the time I reached my mid-30s, I had a great job and wit to bump up my attraction stats. My 30s were like most people's 20s. I had a great time.
@dat2ra
@dat2ra 4 года назад
I suggest that you find an older woman and I mean 15 years or so. She won't be as tight and fresh as girls your age but she'll know so much more including how to please her and you. When I was 19 I had a summer a fair with my mom's best friend who was 54. She was one of the best things to ever have happened to me. And she happened to be beautiful. Got on PoF or OKC and look at 40-50 yo women. They're beautiful.
@andrewoneil9742
@andrewoneil9742 4 года назад
@oldedude51 I will read this to the day I die, I do not understand a word of it
@andrewoneil9742
@andrewoneil9742 4 года назад
@oldedude51 I hope you are doing okay my guy
@Galya892011
@Galya892011 3 года назад
Haha 😄
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