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Taylor loves her very religious dad, but thinks he could use a software update.
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@clyde1255
@clyde1255 6 лет назад
" I am a wild animal in bed, i am way more afraid of you than you are afraid of me." Oh man im dying
@gavinoaw
@gavinoaw 6 лет назад
That was a really great line! xD xD
@BelleFlower15
@BelleFlower15 5 лет назад
Putting this on my next dating profile.
@blueberry7899
@blueberry7899 5 лет назад
That one got me bad
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 5 лет назад
😂 genius!
@_Odin_
@_Odin_ 5 лет назад
@@gavinoaw add that lip shade.. it's like… luring someone into a false sense of security.
@Mitreme
@Mitreme 3 года назад
“If I missed my period, I was like ‘oh no. I am carrying the messiah.’” God that was 100% me as a virgin high schooler omg
@Imsexysryurnot
@Imsexysryurnot 3 года назад
Me too!
@Tortle4444
@Tortle4444 3 года назад
Yeah, at one point my period was like, a day late and I was like...how did I get pregnant, and was freaking out as a 13 year old. Spoiler alert, was not pregnant, lol
@Imsexysryurnot
@Imsexysryurnot 3 года назад
@@Tortle4444 when that happened I would always be afraid that I sat down on a toilet seat made dirty by a boy who didn't clean up [well], and it was anxiety until my period arrived. I got mine for the 1st time 7 days before my 13th BIRTHday.
@kertrinafaucher4567
@kertrinafaucher4567 3 года назад
me as a lesbian🤣
@sophiesleeps12
@sophiesleeps12 2 года назад
@Jo S. whaaat why
@savlowery8106
@savlowery8106 5 лет назад
My parents names are Rhonda and Tim so that was a weird moment.
@bridgetrose9407
@bridgetrose9407 5 лет назад
Sav Lowery They do what they can.
@brittanyking4243
@brittanyking4243 5 лет назад
Lmbo
@mistersydster
@mistersydster 5 лет назад
Oh good to know. And what was her maiden name and also the name of your favorite childhood pet?
@savlowery8106
@savlowery8106 5 лет назад
@@mistersydster LOL good try 😂
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 4 года назад
Did you check for dents?
@jordansullivan5764
@jordansullivan5764 6 лет назад
I'm all, "OH NO. I'm carrying the MESIAH."
@2013AMB
@2013AMB 5 лет назад
Jordan Sullivan Messiah
@fantasylover87
@fantasylover87 5 лет назад
That’s a mood.
@ruthcrawford5897
@ruthcrawford5897 5 лет назад
Jordan Sullivan that one got me
@wittyblonde6728
@wittyblonde6728 4 года назад
Allison Hanser Ikr...
@Imsexysryurnot
@Imsexysryurnot 3 года назад
Yes. A greatest fear is born....
@GaretheDen
@GaretheDen 6 лет назад
"Don't bite the jazz hand that feeds you." Great line.
@bud-lee7106
@bud-lee7106 6 лет назад
No.
@user-fx9vq7gf3j
@user-fx9vq7gf3j 6 лет назад
you mean, so predictable?
@lesleyreese237
@lesleyreese237 6 лет назад
Her dad was my show choir teacher. LOL
@mayarocksSOCKS12
@mayarocksSOCKS12 6 лет назад
onespeed 😂😂😂😂😂
@timothyfloogle
@timothyfloogle 5 лет назад
needs to get tee shirts made of it.
@ThePerro
@ThePerro 6 лет назад
'Someone missed a software update' hah she's good
@mobspeak
@mobspeak 6 лет назад
She had lots of good lines, thank god comedy isn't dead.
@xtfoxhypocrisy7189
@xtfoxhypocrisy7189 6 лет назад
mobspeak Comedy is on a comeback. Look at Netflix. Now Comedy Central has stand up again
@bud-lee7106
@bud-lee7106 6 лет назад
Religion is the only thing worse than Nazis. It is not in need of an update it should be fined and taxed like all other instituions that hold property rights and own entire companies that operate under tax emeption and control their interests making them always say REPUBGLICANS = GOOD DEMOCRATS = SATAN which aligned their propaganda perfectly with Russians. And got Trump elected. Think about that next time you go to pray and according to Pslams, when someone like you prays you can't access god people like you that deny the world around them and pretend evil is good are not allowed to contact god.
@lainsloth
@lainsloth 5 лет назад
THANK YOU I couldn't understand that line XD
@eggarts9158
@eggarts9158 5 лет назад
I think of this quote every time my nana says something racist
@beback_
@beback_ 6 лет назад
"Didn't need to lock the door. No one even jiggled the handle."
@LorenaLatorre
@LorenaLatorre 6 лет назад
me af lol
@tampamannings7155
@tampamannings7155 5 лет назад
If I knew her In high school or just WHEN she was in high school you can bet your tight ass I would have jiggled the handle.....Pounded on the door. Gone around the other side of the house to try ALL doors leading into the home. Then I would have tried any window on the first or second story. If all else failed, I would have smashed a window with a rock or my fist.....Taylor YOU ARE SO FINE!
@minmon5512
@minmon5512 5 лет назад
@@tampamannings7155 gross
@mistersydster
@mistersydster 5 лет назад
@@tampamannings7155 that metaphor fell apart real quick
@yivmaiden
@yivmaiden 5 лет назад
@@tampamannings7155 maybe because she was surrounded by jazz hands that didn't jiggle the door knob?
@stumpingrimy1686
@stumpingrimy1686 6 лет назад
"we did our best, YOU were slippery."
@nahoo7748
@nahoo7748 4 года назад
Like it was some how the babies fault?!! 😂😂
@pcarebear1
@pcarebear1 3 года назад
Pretty much sums up my parents about the dent on my forehead, "hey you were a terror until you were 5" Sure, okay...🤨
@meiji4785
@meiji4785 6 лет назад
"Trust no one, swipe left" is now my life motto
@Uhhlaneuh
@Uhhlaneuh 6 лет назад
Mr. Poopy Butthole I just started binging on Rick and Morty. That’s my favorite episode!
@KillerFaceification
@KillerFaceification 6 лет назад
You've got to forgive Beth, Mr. Poopy Butthole. Get better not bitter. Learn to trust again.
@DavidSanchez-tf3xo
@DavidSanchez-tf3xo 6 лет назад
You lie mr poopibutthole you have a son and a wife now ms poopibutthole will carve you a new name
@themacocko6311
@themacocko6311 6 лет назад
Mr. Poopy Butthole Get better or get bitter.
@MADDMOODY516
@MADDMOODY516 5 лет назад
Ur cute
@Billie4Mozzarella
@Billie4Mozzarella 6 лет назад
"They missed a software update" "Don't bite the jazz hand that feeds you" she's so quotable, I love her.
@reganwolf4405
@reganwolf4405 3 года назад
🤣😆👌🏼
@TM-np5lq
@TM-np5lq Год назад
10 years of SHOW CHOIR. Condemning gays with fire and brimstone the WHOLE TIME, not knowing....But How...?
@garysimons1608
@garysimons1608 6 месяцев назад
Such a brilliant line!
@terroglacier981
@terroglacier981 4 года назад
“Without homosexuality you would not have a job” is my senior quote now 😂
@lerniezifyouadvertiseyouca548
@lerniezifyouadvertiseyouca548 2 года назад
Don’t bite the jazz hand
@oliviakalloor2668
@oliviakalloor2668 2 года назад
😂
@krispy6796
@krispy6796 2 года назад
🙊
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 2 года назад
@@lerniezifyouadvertiseyouca548 ...that feeds you
@apseudonym
@apseudonym Год назад
@@lerniezifyouadvertiseyouca548 her wordplay is so smooth
@Em-fz6eb
@Em-fz6eb 6 лет назад
"it's just a stranger with your mom's knees" such an oddly accurate comment lol
@WouldntULikeToKnow.
@WouldntULikeToKnow. 4 года назад
Been there, done that. 😬
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 2 года назад
universal. I blame our culture of silence + our bizarre romantic myths..
@lesismore49
@lesismore49 Год назад
Love how universal that scenario is. But instead of knees. Mine was a watermelon. I had been laying on the bottom of the cart holding the watermelon. Got out for some reason, went to go back to the cart and lay down, realized there was no watermelon, thought maybe it rolled away, looked around, no watermelon, finally looked up to see an older lady staring down at me. I immediately jumped up and went running, my dad wasn’t very far away, just laughing at me from the end of the isle.
@MollyHousel
@MollyHousel 6 лет назад
"I told a lot of secrets to the wind."
@JonasofPersia
@JonasofPersia 6 лет назад
Molly Housel I broke wind in secret.
@stereoroid
@stereoroid 6 лет назад
It's OK to talk to the wind, but if the wind talks back ... we have a problem.
@SmileFIN
@SmileFIN 6 лет назад
We.. we do? Ooh noo.. :/ but not like a big problem, right?
@MrDinFla1
@MrDinFla1 6 лет назад
Molly Housel didnt we all!
@cupcakekamikaze6455
@cupcakekamikaze6455 6 лет назад
"i'm a wild animal in bed..... ......more scared of YOU than you are of me"
@GilOsborne
@GilOsborne 6 лет назад
She needs a Netflix special.
@iludari9274
@iludari9274 6 лет назад
No
@ShamW0Wzer
@ShamW0Wzer 6 лет назад
Agreed. I've been trying to find some of her standup but keep coming across 2-5 minute clips. Would love to see more of her.
@jamiewiesner7351
@jamiewiesner7351 6 лет назад
Gilbert Osborne Yes I agree. She does need her own Netflix special.
@themacocko6311
@themacocko6311 6 лет назад
Gilbert Osborne If Amy Schumer can do it, this girl is a shoo-in.
@JohnathandosSantos
@JohnathandosSantos 6 лет назад
Yeahhhh
@jimjimmyjames59
@jimjimmyjames59 6 лет назад
"Don't bite the jazz hand that feeds you!" I going to find a way to work that into conversation.
@jimjimmyjames59
@jimjimmyjames59 5 лет назад
6 months later and it's still brilliant!
@reganwolf4405
@reganwolf4405 3 года назад
😆👌🏼
@winsuma8253
@winsuma8253 2 года назад
When people tell you what a good job you did in the school play but then make fun of you for talking loud and being “over the top”.
@tangerin511
@tangerin511 2 месяца назад
Can someone please explain it
@justgalactic7711
@justgalactic7711 5 лет назад
*"They do what they can"* I love her delivery she's so good
@sanko111
@sanko111 4 года назад
"We did our best!"
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 2 года назад
you were slippery
@delaniefischer673
@delaniefischer673 6 лет назад
Taylor continues to be one of the best comedians out there. She got a standing ovation on Conan and she got a standing ovation in my heart. KEEP DOIN' YOU.
@bud-lee7106
@bud-lee7106 6 лет назад
Not even close to a real comedian. There's tons of funny female comedians she is mundane at best. The upvotes on all these "shes good " comments just show the level of comedy knowledge in this comment section. What rock are you living under that this is anything but "meh"
@bradleywhitaker2080
@bradleywhitaker2080 6 лет назад
As a longtime fan of comedy, I am blown away that you can't at least see the potential is there. I could hear so much influence from Daniel Tosh, in particular, but her style is reminiscent of so many recent greats imo.
@xgullafter9590
@xgullafter9590 6 лет назад
+Bradley Whitaker yeah, I've seen tons of comics and it's obvious that she's an amazing storyteller and incredibly funny, also charming at that. definitely, a lot of potential.
@nickdailey9889
@nickdailey9889 5 лет назад
She got an upvote here. It wasn’t my heart tho 😉
@clarktownsend8991
@clarktownsend8991 4 года назад
@@bud-lee7106 what's funny is the person who wrote this comment is a real working comedian lol
@Ramonerdna
@Ramonerdna 6 лет назад
The wild animal in bed joke is one of the best I have heard in months
@sciencecompliance235
@sciencecompliance235 5 лет назад
Ramonerdna Pretty clever bait and switch.
@carlotta4th
@carlotta4th Год назад
In a podcast with Conan she talked about how that's the joke that finally got her banned from the Christian Church shows. She had tweeted it and they canceled her gig.
@jurrasicpig2426
@jurrasicpig2426 4 года назад
"those sparkly teens put food on our table. don't fight the jazz hand that feeds you"
@elijahmendez4107
@elijahmendez4107 3 года назад
I dont get that joke, how do them sparkly hands pay the rest of us?
@henrytuttle
@henrytuttle 3 года назад
It's "don't BITE the jazz hand..." Based on the saying about animals not "biting the hand that feeds them".
@reganwolf4405
@reganwolf4405 3 года назад
😆👌🏼
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 2 года назад
@@elijahmendez4107 shes talking to her dad the homophobic the choir teacher.
@sidv2327
@sidv2327 2 года назад
So glad i exist so homophobes can point me out and tell their kids to I'm going to hell 😂 without us LGBTQ yall would have no career
@sweetwish3708
@sweetwish3708 5 лет назад
“These are my people, Ronda and Tim - they do what they can” - - Actually crying so hard rn 😂
@cyrusmehrfar8478
@cyrusmehrfar8478 6 лет назад
Taylor is incredibly funny. Really smart writing & even better delivery. Looking forward to seeing what she does in the future
@ssppeellll
@ssppeellll 5 лет назад
"Really smart writing & even better delivery." You are certainly welcome to your opinion, but I could not disagree more. In fact, I have exactly the opposite opinion of her: Great delivery, even better writing.
@andrewverrett568
@andrewverrett568 5 лет назад
I think she has great writing material. Makes you think outside the box and sometimes you have no idea where its going until the end. Nice curve ball throws of humor. She's good. I'm a fan now.
@peepeecummings
@peepeecummings 3 года назад
@@ssppeellll you had me in the first half ngl
@TheTenCentStory
@TheTenCentStory 2 года назад
@@andrewverrett568 I thought it was pretty straight forward and predictable.
@darkblue6814
@darkblue6814 6 лет назад
How tragic that this woman has 10 times the talent of Amy Schumer and so few people know about her.
@RedSaint83
@RedSaint83 6 лет назад
She's only 25 or so, she'll be big in her 30's, no doubt.
@williejohnson3866
@williejohnson3866 5 лет назад
RedSaint83 are you serious? She looks 35-40....
@appetizingly
@appetizingly 5 лет назад
Willie Johnson Lmao. No, she doesn't.
@Sugefut
@Sugefut 5 лет назад
That is a long 25.
@marcusmoser6911
@marcusmoser6911 5 лет назад
You must be hanging around vapid 25 year olds if she looks old to you
@KP-zd3hc
@KP-zd3hc 5 лет назад
The story part is so true. One time I shared how my mom temporarily left me as a 4 year old at my grandparents’ house in another country and secretly took a plane back home. Laughed it off like it was nothing, but people around me had looks of horror on their faces.
@vulcanmerit4055
@vulcanmerit4055 4 года назад
“Everyone gets tied in the yard” that strut had me rolling
@wasabiattack
@wasabiattack 6 лет назад
She's hilarious. "Haha we wore muzzles at night."
@SusieNation
@SusieNation 6 лет назад
wasabiattack “Why’d everyone get sad?”
@williejohnson3866
@williejohnson3866 5 лет назад
So funny hahahahahha not really...
@anirudhjain7030
@anirudhjain7030 4 года назад
Didn't understand the reference tried googling it , didn't get a direct answer
@clawsoon
@clawsoon 2 года назад
@@anirudhjain7030 Both of her weird-child-rearing examples (tie up in the yard, wear muzzles at night) are references to things that are considered normal to do to dogs but abusive to do to children.
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 2 года назад
@@williejohnson3866 which makes its funnier somehow
@sharkbait3546
@sharkbait3546 6 лет назад
I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed this
@RailsforTrails
@RailsforTrails 6 лет назад
Definitely
@artikagunathasan4040
@artikagunathasan4040 6 лет назад
How come?
@masterprocrastinator4449
@masterprocrastinator4449 6 лет назад
lemonscented why what were u expecting?
@themacocko6311
@themacocko6311 6 лет назад
Artika Gunathdotdotdot Because 95% of female comedians are annoying as hell.
@themacocko6311
@themacocko6311 6 лет назад
Master Procrastinator I was expecting your mom.
@tinkerkoko
@tinkerkoko 5 лет назад
That "getting lost at the store" comparison was too real lol
@billding7073
@billding7073 6 лет назад
Taylor is a natural. She has insight, heart and a gleam in her eye. I really love her schtick.
@TheLaughFactory
@TheLaughFactory 6 лет назад
We love you Taylor!
@clemmettalan8250
@clemmettalan8250 6 лет назад
Not really though. There's infinitely better female comedians dead and alive. Gilda Radner, Joan Rivers, Judy Gold, Kathleen Madigan, Morgan Murphy, Maria Bamford, Natasha Legerro this isn't even on par with a basic comedy set
@sheepboi1823
@sheepboi1823 5 лет назад
Taylor is way better than all these women
@gabrielsilvas7105
@gabrielsilvas7105 5 лет назад
Love the fact laugh factory showed her some dap
@commontater8630
@commontater8630 5 лет назад
@@clemmettalan8250 I smell troll. I doubt you have a sense of humor in spite of the list of women comedians you trotted out -- and why does the comparison have to be just with women??. Kathleen Madigan is not funnier than TT: both of them are very funny. They both have what I think all the best comedians have: a way of expressing a point of view with humor.
@clemmettalan8250
@clemmettalan8250 5 лет назад
+Common Tater First; If I was a troll, why'd you tag and respond to me, haven't you ever heard "Don't feed the trolls" but alas I'll respond to your beyond stupid comment. Second; Good for you you kind;of know what an opinion is. 3.. Unfortunately for you yo don't understand OPINIONS ARE OPINIONS. THEY ARE SUBJECTIVE.... idiot.
@creatorsremose
@creatorsremose 5 лет назад
The dating analogy was genius.
@eveyaspaas3667
@eveyaspaas3667 4 года назад
“Those sparkly teens put food on our table, don’t bite the jazz hand that feeds you!” Hahahahaha
@paleobc65
@paleobc65 6 лет назад
"I think I only believe in god because I invested so much time into the idea, because if there's no god I told the wind alot of secrets" lmao she's brilliant
@grahamstrouse1165
@grahamstrouse1165 Год назад
Sunk Cost Fallacy, baby!
@e_b_
@e_b_ 5 лет назад
"If there's no God then I told the wind a lot of secrets." Hahahah 😂😂😂😂
@Rillages
@Rillages 4 года назад
🤣The way she delivered that line was fantastic!
@Kittymouth
@Kittymouth 4 года назад
And the lingering uncomfortable look she has after saying it.... perfect!
@brittahenke1180
@brittahenke1180 3 года назад
Oh that one got me too 😂😂😂
@MRogers117
@MRogers117 6 лет назад
Taylor did a fantastic set! When I used to work for a comedian she was one of the other comedians we'd bring along for a weekend and she killed it every night. She's come even farther since i last saw her!
@MRogers117
@MRogers117 6 лет назад
and i didnt say there werent better female comedians. Taylor has the sense of humor that i like so i find her to be more funny than most other female comedians. I've watched a lot of comedians perform over the last 3 years and her full set/show has overall better jokes and comedic timing than a lot of other comedians.
@cjwoderstruck425
@cjwoderstruck425 6 лет назад
"I'm carrying a Messiah" lol
@DPK101710
@DPK101710 Год назад
1) Taylor is hilarious. 2) This set has a HUGE tinge of sadness knowing that her mom passed when she was 8.
@platystrophia
@platystrophia 6 лет назад
Solid five minutes!
@bud-lee7106
@bud-lee7106 6 лет назад
Why do you Russian bots love her so much? Oh yeah, Russians love orthodox Christianity just like Hitler
@AdrianColley
@AdrianColley 12 дней назад
With a great personality!
@mirabai305
@mirabai305 6 лет назад
The jazz hands line was hilarious
@zakhrokoraboeva5139
@zakhrokoraboeva5139 6 месяцев назад
''Nobody got enough hugs. Hug yourself.'' - Taylor Tomlinson, 2017
@Creatably
@Creatably 6 лет назад
Saw Taylor last summer when she opened for Brian Regan and we were laughing so hard we couldn't breathe. She is so funny. Great to see her on Conan.
@CorsetGrace
@CorsetGrace 6 лет назад
Taylor is 23 years old and this brilliant already. Can you imagine how good she will be in 10 years?
@MrRubberchicken21
@MrRubberchicken21 6 лет назад
"Don't bite the jazz hand that feeds you" hilarious
@tangerin511
@tangerin511 2 месяца назад
I don't get it
@duke7424
@duke7424 5 лет назад
"DIDN'T NEED TO LOCK THE DOOR, NO-ONE EVEN JIGGLED THE HANDLE...." LOL
@guidethelight3707
@guidethelight3707 3 года назад
She's incredible. Really hope Netflix gives her a second hour.
@DamianReloaded
@DamianReloaded 6 лет назад
She's good! ^_^
@GorgonDrageil
@GorgonDrageil 5 лет назад
*(whispering:)* I like you're profile pic ...👌😂
@fidorover
@fidorover 6 лет назад
Brilliant!
@pmajorruf
@pmajorruf 6 лет назад
I like your picture
@rose4490
@rose4490 5 лет назад
@@pmajorruf me too!
@ALucas73
@ALucas73 5 лет назад
"Walk it off" She has a habit of using sporting phrases in her stand-up. When talking about oral sex "Get back in there, and this time I wanna see some hustle, Anderson!".
@vascodegama5829
@vascodegama5829 6 лет назад
Sooo true!
@LadyHashZ
@LadyHashZ 6 лет назад
"I told a lot of secrets to the wind" Loool!!!
@acidrazor
@acidrazor 6 лет назад
Why do we have to endure amy schumer and that other one when this gem of a comedian is walking around? Funniest ever. Lolled and rewatched. Wish i could double-like
@emartinez7733
@emartinez7733 6 лет назад
AcidRaZor Who is that other one?
@artikagunathasan4040
@artikagunathasan4040 6 лет назад
Yo it's okay to have 'em both around. You don't have to drag one comedian under the bus to raise another one up.
@bubblebubbleblip
@bubblebubbleblip 6 лет назад
is there some sort of limit to how many female comedians we can have?
@jdlgrishanne
@jdlgrishanne 6 лет назад
You know I feel like it's Amy Schumer's haters that keep her famous. You all can't shut up about her, but I bet if you did everyone else would forget she exists.
@natsuki4021
@natsuki4021 6 лет назад
Amy schumer is moslt popular because of how many people hate her LOL
@gwailotus9154
@gwailotus9154 4 года назад
"look up and realize its not your mom" ......ouch the pain of romantic relationship disillusion! what an incredible analogy
@pissbaby7306
@pissbaby7306 5 лет назад
that software update joke had me audibly laughing
@vxCece15xv
@vxCece15xv 5 лет назад
"I miss my time of the month and I'm carrying the MESSIAH! " Me: Same idk a y carpenter's either 🤣😭 she so quotable!
@stephen_sezs
@stephen_sezs 6 лет назад
That software bit lolllll. Gotta say her live now. Fan
@SimoneintheSkies
@SimoneintheSkies 6 лет назад
I starting dying when she compared herself to a frightened animal in bed she killed it
@lordkitten23
@lordkitten23 5 лет назад
I was screaming in laughter, especially at her last joke. Damn she's good! Her delivery, pace, content, everything - really refreshing and so funny!
@jcme709
@jcme709 6 лет назад
That was very good! The ending was great! Coming from someone who pretty much hates every comic that isn't Bill Burr.
@mariamarson5158
@mariamarson5158 6 лет назад
Try Louis ck
@sahilvig22
@sahilvig22 6 лет назад
Hahahha yeah, Bill Burr has set the standards really high 🔥
@henrylucate1845
@henrylucate1845 6 лет назад
So u hate Dave chapelle too
@chappellroanplsgotomanilaibeg
@chappellroanplsgotomanilaibeg 6 лет назад
Sahil Vig bbmmkikujyuysjiu
@MPozitiv
@MPozitiv 6 лет назад
And Patrice O`neal
@JuiceboxCallaghan
@JuiceboxCallaghan 6 лет назад
One of my absolute favorite comedians!
@rucjos
@rucjos 6 лет назад
Strongest comedy bit I've seen in a span of 5 minutes
@nikgeo1993
@nikgeo1993 4 года назад
"I told the wind a lot of secrets." Actually I think this line is quite poetic. :)
@laurent1144
@laurent1144 4 года назад
Disney's Pocahontas has entered the chat
@INTERNATIONALvids
@INTERNATIONALvids 4 года назад
Its also the literal definition of "praying" to gods who aren't there. Religion.
@flopy0coldmi
@flopy0coldmi 6 лет назад
"Way more afraid of you than you are of me" loved her!!!
@thefifthbelfry92
@thefifthbelfry92 6 лет назад
She's good
@bud-lee7106
@bud-lee7106 6 лет назад
Not really
@brittanylegg6410
@brittanylegg6410 4 года назад
That was amazing. Thank you for this clip!
@-seth
@-seth 2 года назад
“You think you know a guy, turns out it’s just a stranger with your mom’s knees.” Words to live by.
@piercekafka
@piercekafka 6 лет назад
I like her
@reaperkollyns6495
@reaperkollyns6495 6 лет назад
I enjoyed that....good clean laughs for once.
@TremendousSax
@TremendousSax 6 лет назад
Don't be so superstitious about words
@goatwos7228
@goatwos7228 5 лет назад
Clean lul f off xd
@vorndran71
@vorndran71 6 лет назад
lmfaoooo I was a virgin all throughout high school as well and I can't tell you how many times me and my friends have had that exact conversation at 3:14 to 3:22
@Bogdan-nb5qc
@Bogdan-nb5qc 4 года назад
Haha virgin girl
@tactlessbeast6737
@tactlessbeast6737 4 года назад
“Trust no one! Swipe left!” Wiser words have never been spoken. 😂
@NickLaparra
@NickLaparra 6 лет назад
Go, Taylor! So good.
@MalloryNewcomb
@MalloryNewcomb 5 лет назад
She had me at “That’s how we should introduce them: these are my people Rhonda and Tim! They do what they can.” 😂
@zoei.s.4782
@zoei.s.4782 6 лет назад
Why am I only now finding this lady? She's great!
@julioarcaiko
@julioarcaiko 6 лет назад
Wow she's is good! Lots of stage presence and very confident delivery 📦
@everycoLor_312
@everycoLor_312 6 лет назад
"Don't bite the jazzhand that feeds you"
@heydiddlediddlethecatandth5251
As an a girl raised in the evangelical community, the missing my period and immediately wondering if it was the Messiah in the throes of my pain is just too damn relatable.
@wasabiattack
@wasabiattack 6 лет назад
Taylor, do more shows!! Your delivery is top notch!
@minleona4204
@minleona4204 4 года назад
Bro the first part of the finding mom story got me crying and the last sentence got me crying harder😂😂😂
@papillonvu
@papillonvu 5 лет назад
“In bed I am a wild animal... way more afraid of you than you are of me!” 😂😂
@corneliusawosola8461
@corneliusawosola8461 6 лет назад
Wow, she's really funny..I dig it...and I need more.
@cornonthecobbob5617
@cornonthecobbob5617 4 года назад
“Looks like somebody missed a software update” 😂
@herbtube30
@herbtube30 5 лет назад
Somebody give this woman a Netflix special!
@kriselfantasy
@kriselfantasy 5 лет назад
The amount of relate that I felt through this was soooo real
@brunavalverde2804
@brunavalverde2804 3 года назад
She’s fantastic lol, How can she fit so many iconic one liners into 5 minutes
@abbiefunk2000
@abbiefunk2000 6 лет назад
I love her stage presence!! She's goin places x3
@justianlouis753
@justianlouis753 2 года назад
She is just awesome! Smart and funny all at once. She's the whole package. Loved it!
@frezerh
@frezerh 6 месяцев назад
Congratulations on your new hosting gig on After Midnight on CBS !!!!!!
@jackmaehoph4822
@jackmaehoph4822 3 года назад
"Trust no one! Swipe left!" - Me at the bible study class my grandparents made me go to when I was little.
@amore9003
@amore9003 2 года назад
Being in love feels like laying in a pile of fuzzy blankets that just got out of the dryer and are still warm. There ya go. That is love for ya.
@NathanUttley
@NathanUttley 4 года назад
Her timing and tone is so on point!
@ColinDevaney
@ColinDevaney 6 лет назад
That's a solid 5
@andyanderson100
@andyanderson100 6 лет назад
“Everybody gets tied in the yard.” This is great!
@mohamedgoldstein5565
@mohamedgoldstein5565 2 месяца назад
Her delivery is just perfect!
@bassisthenrik
@bassisthenrik 4 года назад
Excellent 5 min set! Really good job and just so funny!
@pilgrum0
@pilgrum0 6 лет назад
fantastic!
@jazzyg6059
@jazzyg6059 5 лет назад
To be fair, growing up is a pretty good time to be 'abstinent'
@alastairhewitt380
@alastairhewitt380 4 года назад
2:47 Her timing & ability to read a crowd is fantastic.
@cynthiapierro1189
@cynthiapierro1189 Год назад
Love all you do!!!
@tomkirk3252
@tomkirk3252 4 года назад
“Don’t bite the jazz hand that feeds you” I’m choking, absolutely dying
@SySoBa
@SySoBa 5 лет назад
Damn she really fired a bunch of jokes in quick succession. Good stuff. I loved the “i told a lot of secrets to the wind” line.
@michiro8470
@michiro8470 6 лет назад
(I don’t comment on videos normally), I felt the need to on this young lady. Brilliant, topically, and her delivery is spot on.I look forward to seeing more of her in the future
@osahju914
@osahju914 3 года назад
Check her new special out
@hikingandhermitcrabs
@hikingandhermitcrabs 2 года назад
Omg this was so good!
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