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Louis C.K. describes going to the bathroom in the JKF airport
from the show Louie

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@michaelrey2159
@michaelrey2159 2 года назад
“I’m looking at the foot of a shitting man” This is my favorite Louis CK line ever out of all his work. Lmao
@bajenbilly
@bajenbilly 2 года назад
”He’s trying to get leverage so that he can shit harder” lmao
@johndohhe8153
@johndohhe8153 Год назад
@@bajenbillythat might be the most hilarious thing I ve ever heard. I remember him doing this bit on like a talk show or something and he delivered it even better than on this video
@dennoow
@dennoow 2 месяца назад
That was one of the funniest bits I have ever heard 😂
@petermcgill1559
@petermcgill1559 6 лет назад
Listening to this was the funniest consecutive two minutes of my life so far
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 3 года назад
Then you’ve never gotten high and died laughing at something mildly funny that is also inexplicably the funniest thing you’ve ever heard. This was a damn funny bit and I was laughing pretty hard, but I always find the times I laugh hardest are when funny shit happens in my every day life with my friends.
@Samurai78420
@Samurai78420 3 года назад
@@seanmatthewking Well said my friend.
@fortsniped3073
@fortsniped3073 3 года назад
@@seanmatthewking What if he was high while watching this?
@shaquillepindell5292
@shaquillepindell5292 2 года назад
@@fortsniped3073 and also with his friends ????
@samnolan7670
@samnolan7670 Год назад
Wildly underrated comment
@brianhuber194
@brianhuber194 7 лет назад
I love the guy in the audience with the glasses cracking up, like me!!
@DanielVerberne
@DanielVerberne 5 лет назад
Agree, that guy, whoever it is, totally adds to this clip.
@hurtigheinz3790
@hurtigheinz3790 5 лет назад
I love the young woman in the dark, long hair.
@thetasworld
@thetasworld 4 года назад
I was thinking that he could have died of laughter
@JapjotMann
@JapjotMann 2 года назад
Dude I love stand up in smaller venues because you literally hear and see the different personalities of laughters which adds to the whole art of it. A sea of rumbling in a stadium after a joke takes the essence right out of stand up
@Skyvsfate
@Skyvsfate 7 лет назад
soup cans and pennies
@dutch1313
@dutch1313 4 года назад
I Google searched soup cans and pennies because I couldn't remember what video or special it was from. Worked like a charm.
@alexandereckert5184
@alexandereckert5184 4 года назад
Dutch Stuffer hahaha same!!!
@letyvasquez2025
@letyvasquez2025 3 года назад
Warhol would be whopping with whoa
@letyvasquez2025
@letyvasquez2025 3 года назад
Also *-pennies- ...penises
@polypeptide
@polypeptide 3 года назад
tumbling
@arjunravichandran87
@arjunravichandran87 5 лет назад
this is poetry
@TheMaxPower82
@TheMaxPower82 Год назад
“He’s trying to get leverage so he can shit harder” almost made me pass out from laughing the first time I heard it.
@xxrngxx5
@xxrngxx5 5 лет назад
Words cant describe how hilarious this man is lol
@jackyclit4637
@jackyclit4637 2 года назад
I agree but the irony of that sentence is very Louis
@minbari73
@minbari73 2 года назад
@@jackyclit4637 What an AMAZING comment.
@chumbue6537
@chumbue6537 2 года назад
Lol, literally nothing about this was funny. It was cringe
@minbari73
@minbari73 2 года назад
@@chumbue6537 The audience doesn't believe so, in fact they literally laugh all the way through it.
@travismcnasty4239
@travismcnasty4239 5 месяцев назад
Soup cans and pennies
@tomatoesandradiowire482
@tomatoesandradiowire482 3 года назад
“The Shangri-La of an airport bathroom stall.” God Louis is so brilliant
@orhuncomedy
@orhuncomedy 2 года назад
Saw him a few hours ago, he’s still got it man.
@Gyle41386
@Gyle41386 4 года назад
What a weird way to find out I shit next to Louis C.K. at the airport
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 3 года назад
Apparently you’re sitting next to me in every stall ever too.
@travismcnasty4239
@travismcnasty4239 3 месяца назад
Soup cans and pennies!
@Elusive_Pete
@Elusive_Pete 3 года назад
The spitting part fucking floored me "HAAAWWWW!!!"
@marcomancilla6457
@marcomancilla6457 6 лет назад
How can anyone not laugh at that?
@sherifnabil9663
@sherifnabil9663 3 года назад
By keeping their mouth shut
@RamManNo1
@RamManNo1 2 года назад
Because they hate themselves and everybody else.
@guillecarandini8208
@guillecarandini8208 7 лет назад
This bit is fucking amazing
@upcoming3341
@upcoming3341 4 года назад
Dude, I am rolling! One of the great things about Louis comedy is that the joke keeps progressing when you think it can't get deeper! Fucking love his comedy.
@Samurai78420
@Samurai78420 3 года назад
THE funniest comic of all time. Sure it's obvious that all the truly great comics paved the way for him to build on. But it doesn't change the fact that he's the best EVER
@jbrisby
@jbrisby 2 года назад
Doug Stanhope is the best ever.
@jbrisby
@jbrisby 2 года назад
Louis CK is funny, but he's a long way from the best ever. He's basically Dane Cook with more creativity and more heart. Of course, the best comics, by their very nature, tend to not have much of an audience. So maybe it's accurate to say Louis CK is the best mass-consumable comic of all time.
@antoniogremmis
@antoniogremmis Год назад
@@jbrisby your mom is the best ever
@loganhill5107
@loganhill5107 8 месяцев назад
@@jbrisbyone of the worst takes maybe of all time ever
@PDM1967
@PDM1967 4 месяца назад
What I love about this bit is it just keeps getting better as it goes.
@yonatannermias6369
@yonatannermias6369 11 месяцев назад
I'm in tears. Imagine watching this at a work place & confining your laugh.
@PiglipsMaximus
@PiglipsMaximus 5 лет назад
All I want is Louis back before he gets too old and before too many shit comedians flood the scene we just need King Louis back
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 3 года назад
He’s back. Sort of.
@no.mans.guy.
@no.mans.guy. 3 года назад
He’s pretty much back, and theres a lot of great young comedians coming up right now so lets just relax a little
@AngelMorales-qn8bf
@AngelMorales-qn8bf 3 года назад
you probably already know that but buy his latest special on his website. It is good, really good.
@marcdumont2275
@marcdumont2275 2 года назад
@@AngelMorales-qn8bf Agreed, Sincerely was an awesome return to form for him
@RyanInLA
@RyanInLA 2 года назад
i agree, after seeing Louie it's really hard to watch these new "up and coming comics" on channels like Comedy Central or Netflix or Joe Rogan. He's right up there with Pryor and Carlin and the others just look like amateurs. Maybe that's why so many people are so hopeful to see him canceled.
@RANDOMNATION907
@RANDOMNATION907 6 лет назад
My Ribs are Hurting from this.
@doctornov7
@doctornov7 7 лет назад
Probably shouldn't watch this whilst eating curry
@DanielVerberne
@DanielVerberne 6 лет назад
Those curries probably had a role to play in creating those "shitting men".
@jamescr101
@jamescr101 3 года назад
From the sound of it you'll be joining shit piss spit man in a few hours
@matthewmckibben
@matthewmckibben 4 месяца назад
First time I heard this I think I may have laughed harder than at any other thing I'd ever heard or seen.
@Samurai78420
@Samurai78420 Год назад
Savage. Definitely one of the greatest of all time.
@shawnlow573
@shawnlow573 3 года назад
Why is it like that? I'm from Malaysia and usually our toilets are quiet af even people avoid trying to fart so as to not draw attention. I was in Port Authority in NYC after a long greyhound bus ride, and I had to hold my shit in for so long because I didn't want to use the on-bus toilet. After we arrived at PA, I went to their public toilet and it was absolutely hell. The worst things possible for mankind was happening there. I'm pretty sure there was a dude freestyling in there at one point. When I left the toilet stall, there was a dude just standing there selling weed to people.
@willceurvels
@willceurvels 3 года назад
Well, your first mistake was holding your Shit for port authority, probably one of the most hellish places in lower Manhattan.
@michaelcovel3793
@michaelcovel3793 3 года назад
You could open for Louis with this shit!😅
@cyberc41
@cyberc41 7 лет назад
the guy behind laughs their ass off
@roterfuchs8201
@roterfuchs8201 3 года назад
He doesn't talk about his kids enough, i love to hear these stories of being a father he should include more.
@DrProgNerd
@DrProgNerd 6 месяцев назад
The "soup cans and pennies" line destroys me every time.
@overlex
@overlex 3 года назад
This crowd sucks, that was HILARIOUS 😂🤣
@davidkruse4030
@davidkruse4030 3 года назад
wtf are you talking about? they are laughing
@overlex
@overlex 3 года назад
@@davidkruse4030 Mouse whispers; compared to Louis’ usual, lower volume crowds
@petuniapaul758
@petuniapaul758 Год назад
@@overlex2 years late but the audio is likely like that because it’s taped for his show Louie
@Tommah1000
@Tommah1000 5 лет назад
I am watching this taking a shit at the airport. There are six feet in the next stall.
@xandermcn
@xandermcn 4 года назад
In what position? I'm just jurious.
@dannymartial7997
@dannymartial7997 Год назад
"And the world fell out of it"
@etheldingleberry8075
@etheldingleberry8075 2 года назад
He is forgiven of any and all transgressions. Rock on, Louis!
@sadeghmikaeili3652
@sadeghmikaeili3652 3 года назад
This is the most hilarious 2 minutes in the history of comedy!! Genius!! Does anyone know the name of this special and/or if there's a link to the show?
@659dude
@659dude 3 года назад
Its from his tv series, Louie.
@manfallsoffchair
@manfallsoffchair 6 лет назад
Out of 9 penises only 3 had foreskins? What the hell, America.
@Ampwich
@Ampwich 6 лет назад
I like how you're not at all concerned with the fact that he knows that xD
@Ampwich
@Ampwich 6 лет назад
True.....I mean, they can't say yes or no at that age :/
@Ampwich
@Ampwich 6 лет назад
MICHAEL How are they damaged? Also, how do you know all that?
@Ampwich
@Ampwich 6 лет назад
MICHAEL I never called you an a hole, if you're referring to me......But yeah, I agree. I was circumsized and while I don't hold a grudge against my parents, (also I turned out fine, generally speaking) I still think it shouldn't be a practice. Idk what's what, the science of it all, but just the simple concept of them not having a say so in the matter is kinda messed up.
@Im9002glorious
@Im9002glorious 6 лет назад
Yeah male genital mutilation is huge over here
@davidyu3834
@davidyu3834 3 года назад
Louis Ck is the man !!
@darwinenthusiast3039
@darwinenthusiast3039 3 года назад
God I fuckin LOVE Louie. Shout out to Joe Rogan for mentioning this bit while talking to Meghan Murphy. Had to come and find it.
@samweresblacksoxs
@samweresblacksoxs 5 лет назад
We are missing out on so much comedy gold.
@ComedyZohn
@ComedyZohn 9 месяцев назад
90% sure louie just describing himself using the bathroom at jfk and said it was someone else for the bit
@ComedyZohn
@ComedyZohn 9 месяцев назад
95%
@kamnovak5268
@kamnovak5268 3 года назад
solid description of a great shit
@anda6963
@anda6963 3 года назад
Solid delivery yeah... but if you listen closely the solidity of the shiting outcome is somewhat questionable..
@adolphsanchez1429
@adolphsanchez1429 Год назад
Most advanced countries no longer have designated men's and women's restrooms, so it wouldn't be an issue in those countries. Of course, they also have better restrooms with stalls that are made to be more private.
@AnabolicAsylum89
@AnabolicAsylum89 Месяц назад
Best 2 minutes of Comedy
@CarissaConti
@CarissaConti 2 года назад
This is truly the only time in my entire life I was laughing until I cried while simultaneously feeling nauseas and like I wanted to puke. Dirty public restrooms, sh it, etc., just makes me want to puke and I've had multiple "ick dreams" involving these themes. Yet I'm laughing so hard listening to this I'm crying. And wanting to puke, all at the same time. Now that's a master of comedy. ;D
@xennial80sxberner
@xennial80sxberner 4 года назад
Louie might be a perv but NOBODY can make normally uncomfortable situations like this funnier or more entertaining than him! He's going to kill it if he has a comeback
@friedpicklezzz
@friedpicklezzz 2 года назад
He reused this segment but in a slightly different context in a later show
@travismcnasty4239
@travismcnasty4239 2 года назад
Travel sickness or the recovery from it.
@davidrommitti1805
@davidrommitti1805 2 года назад
So epic
@ningi5102
@ningi5102 5 лет назад
That was to fucking funny , holy shit my eyes are watering
@cardarom
@cardarom 4 года назад
How many times does he have to rehearse this so that he doesn’t laugh? What a craft!
@diegofloor
@diegofloor 2 года назад
Maybe I should have picked a different video to watch with my lunch
@justin_your_cousin9273
@justin_your_cousin9273 5 лет назад
He is still doing standup
@TBFSJjunior
@TBFSJjunior 8 лет назад
Not possible in Mississippi/South Carolina anymore
@MocroPowerzz999
@MocroPowerzz999 6 лет назад
how ?
@DanielVerberne
@DanielVerberne 6 лет назад
What? They don't shit in those states any more?
@chillnspace777
@chillnspace777 3 года назад
U can bring children of the opposite sex into a bathroom by way of their parent wtf?
@TBFSJjunior
@TBFSJjunior 3 года назад
@@chillnspace777 If I remember correctly Mississippi and South Carolina passed a law at the time outlawing it.
@jimlunn
@jimlunn 6 лет назад
Ah fuck my cheeks hurt from laughing
@mlfbss1
@mlfbss1 5 лет назад
miss him so much fuck
@jbrisby
@jbrisby 2 года назад
What exactly does he think is going to happen to his kids in the ladies room with him right outside the door?
@timc9372
@timc9372 5 лет назад
goodness !!
@Yzjoshuwave
@Yzjoshuwave Год назад
“And that’s how the world got into the shitter, honey.”
@bayhale2224
@bayhale2224 7 лет назад
Does he use extras for his stand up scenes? some of them look so unnatural.
@kmanc8571
@kmanc8571 7 лет назад
ye kind of like they don't know if they're pretending to laugh or to throw up
@brunsta234
@brunsta234 6 лет назад
Bayhale this is for his show , so maybe ?
@kawaiiafangirl
@kawaiiafangirl 6 лет назад
Maybe. But I would suspect that Louie expected them to laugh just the same as any non-extra because they're still hearing the jokes for the first time.
@euchre90
@euchre90 5 лет назад
This is from his TV show, "Louie", so there might have been some extras involved.
@timothyaaron235
@timothyaaron235 2 года назад
Pretty graphic description.🙄😆
@alexandrosavraamides7872
@alexandrosavraamides7872 Год назад
Just Freaking Kidding Airport
@jonathanwebb3024
@jonathanwebb3024 2 года назад
He's the fucking shit.
@isaachaze1
@isaachaze1 2 года назад
one of my buddies was a single dad (in a relationship now) but said he got laid like crazy when women discovered he was a single dad taking care of his girls (he has two girls too). this is a perfect opportunity to find a good looking woman and ask her if she minds taking your girls to the women's restroom because you're a single dad. this is hilarious though
@Eld4rZ
@Eld4rZ 8 лет назад
what episode is this from?
@AhmadRifai88
@AhmadRifai88 8 лет назад
+Eldar Yosipov Season 1 episode 12 - Gym
@Eld4rZ
@Eld4rZ 8 лет назад
+AhmadRifai88 thanks bruh
@Derpster2493
@Derpster2493 5 лет назад
I think the guy in the next stall was Mick Jagger.
@orangewarm1
@orangewarm1 2 года назад
You can take them to the ladies room and wait outside.
@googleisgay3289
@googleisgay3289 2 года назад
Soup cans and pennies! Class warfare only wished.
@americanpancakelive
@americanpancakelive 3 года назад
The abject horror of being a parent.
@sharifeady6834
@sharifeady6834 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@eLiFILMSinc
@eLiFILMSinc 3 года назад
Soup Cans and Pennies
@itutixnoti8623
@itutixnoti8623 2 года назад
Naaaastyyy
@owenjones795
@owenjones795 Год назад
Three of them have fore skins
@hughmcaloon6506
@hughmcaloon6506 7 лет назад
HA HA!
@TJ-kk5zf
@TJ-kk5zf 2 года назад
0:20 trannies
@sumsar0125
@sumsar0125 2 года назад
this hits different since his "scandal"
@1994Powerslave
@1994Powerslave 6 лет назад
0:49 FOR HARAMBE!
@joelbarker9989
@joelbarker9989 3 года назад
Fkn gross
@porkchop3328
@porkchop3328 3 года назад
I think I see where he got the idea for revealing his manhood to unsuspecting females.
@Dunkaroos248
@Dunkaroos248 3 года назад
If he asked first and they said yes, is it fair to say they were unsuspecting?
@alexx-ie1hk
@alexx-ie1hk 4 года назад
How anyone can laugh it is nasty
@JC-tu6hc
@JC-tu6hc 4 года назад
HA!
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 3 года назад
With a sense of humor? Go watch Gaffigan.
@ardeleanion4435
@ardeleanion4435 6 лет назад
i was waiting for the funny part.
@mtrps_
@mtrps_ 6 лет назад
ah yes, the post-harrasment louie lurkers fishing for likes
@TheSamuraiApocalypse
@TheSamuraiApocalypse 6 лет назад
Mohammad Arif Anuar but it wasn't harassment and anyone who says it was is full of shit.
@mtrps_
@mtrps_ 6 лет назад
ardelean ion oh well im a terrorist now for that assumption, alrighty then ✌
@kellyfoster7054
@kellyfoster7054 6 лет назад
The only thing you fucktards find funny is blowing up shit
@dutch1313
@dutch1313 4 года назад
Must suck to have no sense of humor. I'm praying for you.
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