Joe Rogan And Louis C.K. Talk About Their EX-Girlfriends! 

Sometimes we lie to people to save their feelings.

Bro, that was the funniest shit. He was just so blunt and honest.

Joe doesnt even catch how funny that was

The most honest thing a lier can say, but what if it’s a lie?

Yeah I'm a girlfriend and have no desire to marry my boyfriend because it seems like a lot of relationships go downhill. LOL I'm 45 and he's 50 and I think we're doing great.

People stop trying. They feel like once they get married that they don't have to worry about losing the other person.

That is a horrible comment

@@HappyG1111 because it's true lol

You seem mature

Maybe you get yelled at because you can’t put a sentence together?

dude, yoshi?

Okay verbal abuse is never okay. But “hating being told what to do” is literally the most 5 year old thing I’ve ever heard. Have you ever heard of this condition called arrested development? You should look it up

​@chill3282 If you're so butthurt and crying too much why don't you just tell the person the definition? You already wrote an entire rant, finish your homework. Plus saying literally invalidates anything you said afterwards.

@@Sandrocker lol I was hoping so too :P

Man you had me right until the end 😆

My buddy and I both had pretty much the same experience as with an ex, different ones obviously. Both of us said the first real night we seen them again we realized why we couldn't stand to be with them as all the bad habits negative things came right up

How she got your number if you haven't seen each other for 20 yrs?

@@jdmjdm2094 Sounds like it was a happy ending as you're not being nagged to death now.

Holy shit, they do! 🤣

Underrated comment

im good id rather have a woman understand my sense of humor rather than laugh at her lame jokes cuz women can never be truly funny they just got some lines here and there

@@bane8305 nah man you’re way off

@@bane8305 nah man you’re way off

@@roamingrizzard7272 why

@@bane8305 lol who u hanging around with

Your wife asked me to tell you not to say "sweet." She doesn't like it.

We all did

Great you get to think about that everytime your intimate. Did you ask if his duck was bigger?

Sorry dude

@@bretty7012 quack quack.

He's only around women, he has to... to survive lmfao

No. It only works if ur in the conversation

@@dubdizzle3071 haha

There's a balance between being silent and being, ''yeah, uh huh, huh, right, oh, oh , oh , yeah, yeah right.... You can be silent to the point of awkward, like you're annoyed, and then of course, the yeahuhrigthyesokuhhuh yeah,right,lol, right right right....I think he did ok, wasn't really paying attention ya know, right, uh huh, yeah, um yeah... right...

I never heard of this guy till this week, he has good stories.

You gottem dude, nice job.

... And everyone clapped

i just turned 20 2 days ago :S

It is just as bad as you would imagine

Bruh it aint gone, its gone for alot of youth but not all. Some of us are smart enough to not give a shit about filming everything and live genuine bone marrow authentic experiences. But shit yall did have it easier even still😂

@@jakeinbed8133 haha true but its still so damn expensive :/

Im 22 and essentially as soon as i leave my apartment i have a camera on me at all times. They could know whether or not i am home if they checked the footage.

Mt Vernon is literally on the border of the bronx NYC. One block over from NYC. I’m not understanding what you mean

he lived w his grandparents in NJ

How about now

@@slothmode3590 it’s still the same lol, but the thing is, if a girl truly loves you she’s gonna want all of your time and energy. You just have to be able to say no, which is difficult, but possible, and something to practice. And if I wanted someone to like all the shit I like, I might as well be dating a dude with Asperger’s.

It’s very rare to find a woman who shares interests with men, I think. At least, I don’t think that’s something we should expect from a partner. But there’s usually some small amount of crossover. My ex liked horror movies a lot, for example

@@jabrokneetoeknee6448 I think I'm too hard on her honestly, I just need to be more appreciative. How tf am I gonna find a girl who isn't on social media and rejects most societal norms, who isn't either super conservative or liberal, is atleast an 8 out of 10, and single. Like that is a very small pool of people (im sure they exist but my god the odds).

Bro if she not conservative you can do better

Right shits annoying

Yeah, RU-vid recommends all the unofficial channels for Joe, but never the official channels.

@@gamesthatiplay9083 pure spite lol

@@gamesthatiplay9083 what is the official channel?

Gotta make money off someone else's work! 😂

Violence was at an all time high back then, especially in New York City. But otherwise I agree. Maybe Seinfeld had something to do with it?

L.A. in the 80s/90s was so much fun hearing this made me remember that time.. super gone now highly doubt it will ever come back.

it's a shell of itself

@@funtimes8296 nah, the 90's were tame in New York vs earlier eras like the 70's. The NYPD basically became an occupying force under Rudy Giuli and arrests skyrocketed during that decade.

Everybody was outside living. No smartphones.

bingo !

Just do not isolate yourself, try to befriend people I did the wrong things and wasted away on my computer It becomes a place of solace that traps you and does not want to let go and if YOU do not put a stop to it nobody else can, others can only try to help The longer you stay there the tighter the grip becomes and the more you will miss it when you're trying to shake it off

I also advise kids nowadays to try to get a job where you can work from home that way you can live wherever you want and there's no better freedom than working for yourself which a lot of times can't happen

@Arthur Fonzarelli Young people today are way more isolated and lonely than kids in 70s/80s/90s - before social media. They are inundated with dopamine-hijacking’s virtual ‘contact’ with others, rather than actually meeting in person. Day to day they’re over 50% less likely to go out and meet with friends, to go to parties, or to date. Teens are also far less likely to have a job of any sort, so those are yet more hours spent alone at home. The last thing most kids need is to spend more time sitting at home alone, glued to a computer. Working from home can be a great option for fully-fledged adults, but the vast majority of young people would be better off working with others face-to-face. They need to get out in the real world as much as possible, mixing with others and having adventures.

Living by your own is the only way of growing after you had.all the basics from your parents

Uuuh, what else is there besides residents and services..? What else can a city have? lol

@@Humma_Kavula industry. I dont know what NY produces except people who want to move

There's a saying 'Men get better with age, women get bitter with age'

@@minners71 come on, men do not get better with age. They get pudgy and bald. You guys are lying to yourselves

Well if they're miserable they fucking deserve it

@@minners71 ok daddy

@@joanna1591 Men age like wine, women age like cheese. Sorry hunny, are you still single at 45?

My dad had an orange one!!!! 😂

Lol i just had to google it oh man those are cool cars!

Same brother. Fuck. I could be chewing so silently that you'd never know I was eating. It was never enough. Literally no one else ever in my life, in the history of ever, had shit to say about how I chewed my food. The separation hurts now. But fuck am I ever relieved I never have to hear her nagging about stuff like that ever again.

Brighton!?

@@jasonw.9136Natick

Shes not bitchy, she's "outspoken"

Rogan in a nut shell.

He smokes weed 24/7 and loves the sound of his own voice, what do you expect other than talking absolute shite nonstop.

perfect comment. i was actually mad in that moment that we didn't get what funny place he was about to go and joe proceeded to talk about absolutely nothing.

What a wonderful contribution.

@@craigdavid6668 Much obliged, boy.

I bet he took her for a ride, wasted her time and learned things from her his little whiny self couldn’t handle or learn in life as a loser.. 💛😂

Bitches are female dogs, they tend to be sweethearts.

a bitch not a butch 😂

Morning Ralph....Morning Sam

sounds like you speak from experience

@@DanielBoonelight before you can be a master fisherman you must first learn to be a master baiter

@@TH3DUDE0075 yea i got the juvenile pun the first time, unlike yourself who didn't perceive my subtext. anyway good day, louie's one of the great comedians of history.

The picture in the thumbnail hurts to look at, poor bastard.

Amazing that he's ever been paid to be funny.

Back then there were a lot less funny comedians. Most just had gimmicks. So the bar was low then lol

The funny thing about joe is that he’s not self aware of luck.

More people used to hang out at bars. A couple of hundred bucks for a standup gig would go a long way. You could easily live on this.

@@cicolasnage5684 the funny thing about you is that you don't realize for people like JR there is no such thing is luck. They just keep working until they find their niche. I fully agree his stand-up is so- so. Doesn't matter. Basically he monkey-branched from stand-up to supporting actor on decent sit-com to host on novelty show and finally podcasting cashed in on podcasting gig before every DList celebrity emulated his example. Dude was and is never the best at these formats, but he tries new shit and used work ethic to stand out in a then novel format until Spotify rendered up his FU money that you and those like you envy him for.

I hate it here but I have had a lot of freedom for awhile

It's embarrassing when you're in your twenties let alone pushing 60.

Dennis is tons of fun at parties

No, please. Do say more. Elaborate

05:11hrs❤maybe 12 0:28

You have nothing to be ashamed of, at least in my opinion. You were trying your best. If someone is ridiculing you that is their problem and not yours. Process over perfection. I'm really sorry that happened btw.

could have happened to anyone..! sometimes we just don't vibe with other people or like them too much, or we're simply too close to it so we can't see the whole situation. sure, its important to stay aware all the time, but damn, things happen. he should offer to walk you home or to your transportation situation;) that would be way kinder I think. I know that feeling tho, but it's good to let it go.:)

I had a girlfriend pretend her mother was coming over for a weekend and she didnt have time to see me, she was even talking to me like "oh yea we are about to go get food in a min talk to you later!" turns out she and her mother hadnt spoken in like 10 years, I found all this out years later when I caught her in a lie about it.

What did you do Angie? :D

I don't get it; but then, I suck at reading between the lines. Did you have sex with them and now regret it?

Ok calm down