Ludicrous Travel Reviews From People with Unreasonable Expectations

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I decided to look online for a bath mat. The last hotel I stayed in didn't have them, and I almost slipped on the tiled flooring. I also really like roses, so I searched for "rose mat", but ended up on the following RU-vid channel instead: / mattrosestuff
I was left very disappointed, despite the hilarious videos, as I still cannot dry my feet.
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@JeaneyCollects 2 года назад

@MysticLGD 2 года назад

Wut

@lordseafood 2 года назад

The man already commented before the video published

@MysticLGD 2 года назад

@@lordseafood No he time traveled.

@lordseafood 2 года назад

@@MysticLGD Yeah that sounds more plausible

@dorotheaa17 2 года назад

💀💀💀

@colinlinvill1310 Год назад

I love that like half of these are just British people being perplexed at the notion that other parts of the world are not, in fact, Britain

@Coffee-hj5di Год назад

It was then that they decided that they WILL make the rest of the world Britain, and invented colonialism

@veramae4098 Год назад

I can solve one problem. Visit Michigan. Fresh water lakes the size of seas. On second thought, they might be disappointed that we don't have coral reefs ...

@joedingo7022 Год назад

@@veramae4098 "I was told this lake was like a sea, but the waves were too choppy and violent not like the rolling waves of the sea at all." One of these people, probably.

@juliamavroidi8601 10 месяцев назад

@@veramae4098I don't think the one complaining abour ssalt water was British I feel like Brits of all people are well aware if the existence of the sea

@Dracosian4802 10 месяцев назад

TBH I'm always afraid of travelling as a British person like... what if I become like T H E M

@calebleach7988 2 года назад

1/5 I was *told* that there would be onboard snacks in the limo. After eating all the onboard snacks, I was surprised to see there was no onboard snacks

@johnwicked1132 2 года назад

HOW DARE THEY!

@brrrrrr 2 года назад

You still have outboard snacks

@LBRF1_ 2 года назад

And then they have the AUDACITY to tell me that “If you want more snacks, go buy them”, like, who the freak gives money to get things?!

@RoadtoStick 2 года назад

Actually there are, just look in the drivers seat :)

@NamelessTheHater 2 года назад

This fool, the onboard snacks are inside your stomach! Outsmarted, It is there, you just cannot see it.

@TheOnlyCaprisun 2 года назад

“It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.” BREAKING: MAN HAS A VISCERAL HATRED OF TIME ZONES AND PHYSICS.

@cicerobully 2 года назад

Not even just that. He hates basic math and logic.

@gorkyd7912 2 года назад

Why Jamaica me fly so long?

@VanessaMagick 2 года назад

I like to think they actually know about basic physics but the entire time they were convinced Jamaica was somewhere in Africa or maybe SEA.

@TheOnlyCaprisun 2 года назад

@@VanessaMagick They’re Brits, so I wouldn’t put it past them to not even know where their former colonies were, to be honest.

@Sontronite 2 года назад

@@gorkyd7912 good one

@Nexility 2 года назад

I once looked at reviews for a lighthouse and someone just said “it’s just a lighthouse.” and rated it one star. the owner replied “we’re sorry it did not appeal to you, the lighthouse is what most people come for” or something like that.

@alaskabane5340 Год назад

lmao, poor dudes. In my defense I would visit a lighthouse.

@shinyguiltforest3281 Год назад

That’s basically the only correct response to a review like that

@darkfool2000 Год назад

There's nothing wrong with that review. He didn't like lighthouses, so he wrote a bad review.

@SWAT6809 Год назад

@@darkfool2000 Sorry, but no. A review evaluates how good something is, not if you like it or not. If you go to a pizza placedespite not liking pizza there is something clearly wrong with a negative review.

@darkfool2000 Год назад

@@SWAT6809 What are you even talking about? If you like it, it is good, if you don't, it is bad. It's entirely subjective and no review is under any compulsion to consider the opinion of anyone but the reviewer when reviewing it.

@vinagerbug 2 года назад

Someone needs to tell the english tourist that literally almost anywhere else in the world has more sunlight than the atlantic rocks they live on.

@alextowers3564 2 года назад

Oh we're well aware of this

@suddencrysis3134 2 года назад

What since when. How did this happen, who let them control the brightness of the sun thats americas job since 1945, hmmmm TELL ME!!

@nickkohlmann 2 года назад

@@alextowers3564 Not your dumbest fellows apparently. But there's people like that in every country

@trashAndNoStar 2 года назад

The same English tourist goes to Finland on next year's vacation. Complains there is _less_ sunlight than back home.

@XMysticHerox 2 года назад

Well much of the north of Europe has less so they should visit there.

@wolfietronic356 2 года назад

I once got my trip advisor account banned because I said that the 8.5 foot tall rat at Disney kidnapped my wife Guess they're trying to cover the truth

@spookyplaguedoctor5714 2 года назад

Shhhh Walty boy is just lonely

@dehydratedwater9806 2 года назад

Everyone knows that can't be true. They only kidnap children.

@ShadowLurker334 Год назад

@@spookyplaguedoctor5714 oh my god what are they gonna do with his wife?

@rbxless Год назад

@@ShadowLurker334 Don't worry, the rat is just gonna test the tensile strength of her organs. For science, of course!

@Sorta8 Год назад

@@ShadowLurker334 what they did is a more appropriate question.

@MrVal05 2 года назад

Yea. It sucks when we go to other countries and no one told us that every countries has different sun bright level. Why cant people just go with the default settings?

@blobfishmusic6020 2 года назад

Actually, when travelling to England, people are warned that the sun bright level is set to low. Did... Did you not know?

@megaturtle9547 2 года назад

@@blobfishmusic6020 O.O

@gorkyd7912 2 года назад

@@blobfishmusic6020 When I bring my guests to England I always reduce their sunglass tint by at least 22% to adjust to the lower sun bright level. I also give each guest who wishes to speak the local dialects a stout yank outward of the lower jaw to make British pronunciation a bit easier. These courtesies are often lacking from low-tier travel agencies.

@Imlaor25 2 года назад

This person went on a summer holiday in another country, expecting to get the same weather as back home in the UK.. Seems legit

@infiniteplanes5775 2 года назад

Which country is closest to the default settings? Actually never mind. What are the setting for other countries?

@Conklin03 2 года назад

The moment this started I was going to comment that this was Jeaney's attempt at being Matt Rose, and here we are. Curse you Jeaney, you've foiled my predictions by proving them right yet again!

@Eoghanyupmonster 2 года назад

bro i was thinking the exact same thing lolol

@riana7703 2 года назад

SAME

@FeltBored 2 года назад

Lol

@froxdoggaming3385 2 года назад

i thought this was matt rose until i saw this comment just watched the video and found out that it is matt rose

@spooderman6312 2 года назад

and here we are! please welcome specimen J34N3Y C0LL3CT5 and M4TT R053

@veggiedragon1000 2 года назад

I used to work in a hotel in Cornwall, and one day I was chatting with the receptionist, who bestowed me with the interesting factoid that the number of complaints always increases when it rains. Now, this makes sense, because when people are stuck inside, they pay more attention to their rooms and nitpick more. Then the receptionist told me there are always complaints about the rain *itself*. Like, "Why is it raining? The paper said it would be sunny and its spoiling my holiday". As if the hotel has the power to change the weather.

@zacharygustafson8714 2 года назад

It would appear that people just enjoy complaining about things.

@qubit1788 2 года назад

Factoid means "false 'fact'."

@mr.outlaw231 2 года назад

Indeed. They should have been complaining to the local news networks. Don't they know that is where the real power is?

@DimT670 2 года назад

To be fair if a holiday package promised good weather in that time period and the weather was shit I'd feel pretty scammed too

@veggiedragon1000 2 года назад

@@DimT670 Keep in mind though, Cornwall is in the UK, and most of our guests were also from the UK, just from the North. It may be warmer here, but it rains just as much XD

@vor_ben 2 года назад

The last one was just an excuse to be drunk for a week straight

@not_thuig 2 года назад

as someone who travels from time to time i don't blame them, the water in some places does taste strange

@ledam2654 2 года назад

@@not_thuig People should buy bottled water. Sometimes water is filtered differently (or not at all), so the taste can vary.

@evobrand1210 2 года назад

@@not_thuig indeed, it even varies a lot in one country. However, why don't you just drink juice? Or tea? Or coffe? Or milk? Or another kind of water? Someone probably wanted the alcohol

@kwj_nekko_6320 2 года назад

@@evobrand1210 no joke, many parts of Europe have their underground water heavily calcified by the earth (thus causing stomachache), people consume a lot of weak alcoholic beverages as an alternative source of water.

@nickkohlmann 2 года назад

@@kwj_nekko_6320 This has been the case in the middle ages. Not exactly in the 21st century. Bottled water exists. Anyways, while most water sources in Germany are the best I have ever tasted, I felt like having chloroform poured onto my face when I even tried to brush my teeth with Edinburgh's tap water.

@zaidlacksalastname4905 2 года назад

I can't believe they don't have a warning for people with a fear of heights on hot air balloons, how would anyone know they go up???

@JrForgetFull 2 года назад

Before this video I thought they just slid across the ground now I’ll know better

@Kathrynerius 2 года назад

They really need to have a warning about the fire, too! Nobody told me they made the hot air on the spot!!!

@JrForgetFull 2 года назад

@@Kathrynerius yea and my fear of balloons kicked in, I’m gonna sue for not warning me

@errortryagainlater4240 2 года назад

Also, nobody warned me that there was a large basket attached to the balloon and it caused me great fear due to my phobia of picnics.

@dragonicbladex7574 2 года назад

@@errortryagainlater4240 What is more, I had a banana in my pocket without realizing, and upon realisation, this made the experience even more traumatising as it started to appear more like a picnic, absolutely dreadful experience

@arcosprey4811 2 года назад

I went to Venus the other day. No one told me the atmosphere would be deadly. My wife suffocated and was vaporized! Very inconvenient. You should have included that in the brochure.

@ge2623 Год назад

Same thing happened to me when I went to Uranus.

@phillipbampton911 Год назад

That's terrible, mate. Having had a similar experience myself, I can feel your pain. Some People just don't appreciate the trials and tribulations of training a newer model. 😒😒😒

@eileensnow6153 Год назад

Ugh, remind me to tell you about my trip to the sun. Awful! 1 star, never going back and do NOT recommend!

@ChuckSploder Год назад

It's so dark on Neptune that I had to bring a candle. Nobody told me that methane was flammable, so the whole planet just blew up! Very inconvenient, do not recommend, 1 star.

@ge2623 Год назад

@@eileensnow6153 You should have done what I do when I go to the sun: Go at night, it's much cooler.

@nitishkumarjurel241 2 года назад

"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair." A British person saying something stupid like this instead of an American felt like a breadth of fresh air especially considering the fact that British people tend to act very smug about not being stupid like Americans.

@gavinthecrafter 2 года назад

British and Chinese tourists are known as being pretty annoying as well as Americans

@1Thunderfire 2 года назад

Worry not for the UK has plenty of thickos too.

@legg6221 2 года назад

Britain is the America of Europe

@errortryagainlater4240 2 года назад

As a Brit, there's a very valid reason why so much of the world hates our tourists dw 😂💀 from my experience the british ones are rude and constantly drunk, Americans are more likely to be, uh, "problematic" and Chinese tourists are quite disrespectful because they'll just ignore everyone/the rules even if they speak the language.

@Mrnotpib 2 года назад

It’s comforting to know that all over the world, stupid doesn’t know what stupid looks like.

@mrgreenskypiano 2 года назад

You have no idea how happy it makes me that Matt Rose-doing-Jeaney Collects decided to collab with Jeaney-Collect-doing-Matt Rose.

@zpellet6326 2 года назад

The two best voices of RU-vid

@early4thegameNOW Месяц назад

To this day I'm still in shock that two RU-vidrs who I am both subscribed to collaborated and only then I realised they were both British.

@mrgreenskypiano Месяц назад

@@early4thegameNOW Turns out they had the same amount of sunlight after all

@DitzyNizzy2009 2 года назад

I once genuinely overheard somebody complaining that there were "far too many Spanish people" where she went on holiday. Where did she go? Marbella. Unfortunately, I heard that little gem when the tram reached my stop, so I only heard part of her friend's question.

@SiffrinISAT 2 года назад

Wasn't there a lady trying to sue a hotel for the same reason like 5 years ago or smth? I think in Barcelona, maybe madrid

@blakksheep736 2 года назад

@@SiffrinISAT Where can I see that story?

@DimT670 2 года назад

Ah racism. Always the enemy of logic

@oestrategista2707 2 года назад

I do that all the time with people from other states in my country. When I go to a different state I say: "The only problem here is that there are many people from this state". Of course I do it jokingly, and that might be the case with the person you just overheard.

@DitzyNizzy2009 2 года назад

@@oestrategista2707 - Nah: her tone of voice meant she was being deadly serious.

@misskate3815 2 года назад

There’s a sacred site in a provincial park near me that’s still in use by a lot of Indigenous ppl. When you go there, you often see offerings and, sometimes, people praying. A dude went one year and left a review saying that the offerings were “untidy” and the worshippers were “distracting”. He suggested that a section be cordoned off for worshipping and offerings, so “tourists can enjoy the site more fully”. Imagine if you went lived near a famous church, and when you went to worship, you were ushered off to one side, so your prayers didn’t disturb the tourists. I could not believe this. Anyhow, the next year some white guy disturbed the site(physically) and anyone who wasn’t a worshiper got cut off for a year or so. It reopened to tourists in… 2020, I think?

@deiansalazar140 2 года назад

I hope it was the same racist tourist who complained like a b****

@Thetarget1 2 года назад

That happens in almost all famous churches and cathedrals. The vast majority is open for the public, and a small section in the side is set aside for prayer

@misskate3815 2 года назад

@@Thetarget1 that’s terrible. Tourism should be secondary to respecting people’s right to their sacred spaces.

@OllieStrawberry Год назад

“Distracting” I’m sorry, what 😀

@Aru_im Год назад

@@Thetarget1 "all famous churches and cathedrals". What about the smaller neighborhood church?

@NoteBard 2 года назад

Alternate title: "Weird people complain about water and Mexico"

@Ozone946 2 года назад

Water IN Mexico, the one who drank cocktails was probably in Mexico too, as tourists often try to drink from the tap, which isn't good as that water isn't filtered. You have to buy bottled water

@Noblesse_Sapphire 2 года назад

And the sun as well

@jnx3d267 2 года назад

and egg slicers

@jesuscazares3201 Год назад

As a Mexican, I'm gonna guess the guy with the cocktails was also in México. Because, here, you *can't* drink from the tap water, it ain't filtered. So naturally, this dude thought it tasted funny and used it as an excuse to get drunk for a whole damn week. Now that I think about it... That's actually pretty normal here too-

@stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor Год назад

and swans seriously how can you not like swans?

@bolmobelo 2 года назад

That "I don't like swans" is one of the most blunt and scared statements I have ever heard in my life.

@megasuperdog Год назад

Swan lady better have got justice that talented soul

@Bubbly_Dragon Год назад

They're coarse, and rough, and irritating...And they get everywhere!

@kaderen8461 2 года назад

"The water was salty." Has this guy never felt the ocean in their life ever?

@kwj_nekko_6320 2 года назад

I'm half persuaded that these are troll comments, but there are a lot of regions ridiculously far from sea but still have a lot of population. Chicago, for example. They have the Lake which also looks like a proper ocean, so that would have added up to the confusion.

@solus8685 2 года назад

Tbf I hadn't been to the beach til I was 16 but that's just common knowledge lol

@cyrania243 2 года назад

I live in Kansas and have never seen salt water in my life, would be a bit wierd.

@genericname8727 2 года назад

@@kwj_nekko_6320 there are people who go to popular tourist beaches not realising that they need to learn how to swim first, so lifeguards have to go save them. Sometimes they’re weak swimmers who don’t realise the ocean isn’t the same as a shallow pool, whereas others have just never been near large bodies of water at all (not even pools) and just never learned that you had to learn to be able to swim. It’s pretty odd tbh. So it’s unsurprising to me some wouldn’t expect salty water. Plus some areas have saltier water than other so maybe they just meant that even.

@EatAnOctorok 2 года назад

@@genericname8727 “learn that you have to learn”. It’s amazing to process that phrase. It can really be jarring to some people that humans don’t innately have skills that seem so common.

@Alex-mv6yp 2 года назад

As a Mexican traveling to England: "The water it very dark, like green black, oh don't misunderstand me I know and like a lot of black waters , but why it's darker than usual, specially on the night, please fix" "They're a lot of clouds and cold, why it's that, haven't they discovered summer yet, at least could give and advice about the cloud over my hotel before check-in, worst Christmas ever"

@TheDanishGuyReviews 2 года назад

Reminds me of when my ex-gf complained about the cold in Nigeria. Then I showed her my local Danish creek's piping, which was frozen on it's way out, like a cartoon. She retracted her complaint.

@EatAnOctorok 2 года назад

@@TheDanishGuyReviews wait, sub-Sahara would only be cold at night, right? The way you make the complaint sound makes it sound like it was cold in the day too.

@chinsaw2727 2 года назад

@@EatAnOctorok You… you do realize that sub-Sahara African isn’t just a desert, right?

@hurpdurp123 Год назад

@@EatAnOctorok Nigeria is mostly, rainforests, savannas, and mangrove swamps, with avg temp ranging from 75f (24c) and 86f (30c), so, if you are used to, say, the southen usa, which gets on avg as high as 110f (43c) (it can also be as low as -10f (-23c)), it's reasonable to think that it's cold, and that's not even accouting for the places with a hot but small temp range, just the fairly wide range of the evoment I know personally.

@cephy8102 2 года назад

"because our tour guide was too ugly" Still more attractive than this guy I assume.

@jackrussel999 2 года назад

Right? I can understand being distracted by people with unusual features but that's your own deal. Who has the nerve to leave a negative review and say that?! What a terrible person

@jonesblack1742 Год назад

definitely more attractive than you considering your pfp

@TrainsGD 8 месяцев назад

Default pfp detected, opinion ignored

@Soda_Bobinski 8 месяцев назад

@@jonesblack1742bait

@osheridan Год назад

I like the implication at 1:54 that they intentionally tasted the water, and have been doing this for long enough that they can determine what is good and bad beach water.

@silverysky7040 7 месяцев назад

for some reason, my mouth is not good at being watertight and whenever i swim i end up swallowing water. so yeah, i can believe them having issues with the salty water, though i'm not dumb enough to believe an ocean won't be salty

@Sonja147 2 года назад

I read someone's review of a Maldives resort once and they literally complained about there being sand everywhere 😳

@StuffandThings_ 2 года назад

Well, it's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

@AhsokaJackson 2 года назад

@@StuffandThings_ X,,D Fitting that I would spot this comment on May the 4th!

@ChuckSploder Год назад

Probably means around the house and all over everything.

@JouvaMoufette 2 года назад

Poe's law makes me wonder which of these are legitimate and which are just trolling. I seriously hope they're all joking, but I'm not holding my breath here.

@gamemeister27 2 года назад

There's no way most of them are. Lotta Karen shit in here

@giannis_m 2 года назад

I think the last one was a joke "Oh no the water is tasting funny, guess I have to be drunk for a week now woe is me"

@invurret9533 2 года назад

The egg slicer one makes some sense. Read in another comment that they were common in Denmark so I can see how someone would get confused.

@gamemeister27 2 года назад

@@invurret9533 nah that's max Karen I don't care if Denmark is insane

@JouvaMoufette 2 года назад

@@giannis_m yeah that one had more of a sarcastic feel

@canyouwriteanythinghere 2 года назад

"It took us 9 hours to fly from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only 3 hours to get home. This seems unfair." I spy with my little eye someone who did not pass Geography in school.

@cellularautomaton. 2 года назад

imagine colonizing half the world and then not bothering to learn where the places you conquered even are

@kwj_nekko_6320 2 года назад

But seriously, are you taught about the location of Jamaica in your high school? I was not (I'm a Korean btw).

@canyouwriteanythinghere 2 года назад

@@kwj_nekko_6320 You don't need to know where the exact location is but you should at least know that a country that's techically part of North America is closer to the U.S.A. than to England.

@kwj_nekko_6320 2 года назад

@@canyouwriteanythinghere but what if you don't know that Jamaica is ashore America, not Africa? Are you taught in school that in which continent the islands of Ceylon, Java, Tasmania, Phuket located, and so on? I'm a Korean and Koreans love to spend their summer vacation in marine resorts in SEA. But SEA is often a much larger region than a Korean's imagination. I won't be surprised at all even if any of my fellow citizen asks "why my flight to Bali (over 7hr) is taking almost twice than to Cebu (over 4hr)?"

@canyouwriteanythinghere 2 года назад

@@kwj_nekko_6320 ok, you've got a point. But if you've travelled to some place and spent time there, you certainly would've had to see WHERE you went to. Perhaps it wouldn't be basic knowledge taught in school, but it would be required when searching for a place to travel. At the very least I wouldn't plan to go some place without looking up where it is.

@samthisam570 2 года назад

I volunteered to teach English at a local primary school in Mexico for a number of months and had the opportunity to travel a bit during vacation days. I ultimately loved most the community that I worked in because of the local friends that did so much to support me. But my favorite experiences while away from that town were watching cranky, orange-sprayed Karens yelling English at local vendors because the locals couldn't understand their maniacal ravings about how they wanted American-style queso with their tacos, or perhaps about how distressed they were that the locals assumed that they wanted the default corn tortillas instead of wheat ones. But what can I say? I guess the conclusion to be made is that Mexico really should do better about not putting Mexicans everywhere in -their country- my vacation spot.

@serbal469 Год назад

Heh, how often would you see these kind of people, though?

@xaf15001 Год назад

@@serbal469 I'm not the OP, but I'd assume pretty often since they found one that bad just in the span of a few months.

@lennystudios3.14 Год назад

@@serbal469 as a tourist who has been to Mexico (and hopefully not a bad tourist) the few times I dared to go to a market or tourist-based area, *i* noticed them - and I’m not even from Mexico.

@olmostgudinaf8100 Год назад

This wasn't even in a foreign country. We went for a team lunch to a Thai restaurant. One of my colleagues complained that they did not serve chips ("fries" for the Americans).

@believer2 2 месяца назад

Their loss for not wanting to try new stuff

@4nt0s 2 года назад

I hate it when they don't include an egg slicer, how on earth am I going to cut my eggs into slices now?

@bird_duck1166 2 года назад

Karate chop the eggs

@evobrand1210 2 года назад

Just use laser eyes like normal people, no need to make it so complicated

@4nt0s 2 года назад

@@evobrand1210 but the the laser eyes will damage the hotel room :(

@evobrand1210 2 года назад

@@4nt0s what is a hotel room without an egg slicer?

@4nt0s 2 года назад

@@evobrand1210 a hotel room without an egg slicer

@ahleenah 2 года назад

My family went to Venice with another family not so long ago. We stayed there for two nights and needed places for dinner. While searching for a nice authentic restaurant all seven of us could enjoy, the other family’s mother exclaimed she wanted to go back to the more touristy areas because she didn’t like Italians.

@ahleenah 2 года назад

“They are too loud,” she said, screaming over the noise of bustling tourists.

@aniruudhh 2 года назад

This has to be the most unexpected and amazing crossover lmao, these two channels are literally the best!

@roas7_val684 2 года назад

The best crossover, the contents are so similar it was inevitable that it would happen one day

@StoicismIsPrettyNeat Год назад

Some reviews from Amazon I saw recently: - in regards to an electric kettle: one person complained that the kettle stopped working after trying to “boil milk” in it. And another person wondered if the glass of the kettle’s reservoir would be “hot”? - in regards to an FAQ for some cologne: “is this cologne vegan?” To which the seller responded: “are you planning to drink the damn thing?” Lmao

@ryanm.191 2 года назад

People like this are the reason why health and safety exists; to protect people who can’t think for themselves

@ariannasv22 2 года назад

I legit thought this was another Matt Rose video, and then I saw it was Jeaney, and then I was bamboozled again because Matt was in it anyway

@MrQuantumInc 2 года назад

"Let's go to the ocean!" "Do you know what an ocean is?" "No but it sounds exciting!" Most of these sound like the person didn't understand how X works but still wanted to go visit place X/do activity X. Yes the word "children" is ambiguous since it can mean the child of a particular person, or a person who is under a certain age. That ambiguity means you could hear and read references to "children" without understanding many times but to reach the age that you have a 19 year old child without ever getting that second meaning...I hope it is fake.

@genericname8727 2 года назад

I’m pretty sure that they were a troll but maybe English wasn’t a language they were fluent in and they went by a dictionary definition that made it seem like adult offspring would count as children in this context.

@intercat4907 Год назад

Not a vacation story: My aunt and uncle HAD to go to Europe because my cousin was stationed in Germany and refused to transfer to be closer to his parents in fundamentalist Southern California. Among other tough experiences, they went to Rome. My uncle's review of Rome: "I guess maybe a person of the Catholic persuasion would have appreciated all those naked statues a little better."

@Seanderson3 2 года назад

never expected these two to collab but i'm glad they did

@Doctor_C_Jack 2 года назад

This is a great crossover I was hoping would happen one day lol

@tomlxyz 2 года назад

Crossover between who

@SilverPh3nix 2 года назад

@@tomlxyz Jeaney and Matt

@hps362 2 года назад

I can't believe there are deaf people

@SilverPh3nix 2 года назад

@@hps362 what’s wrong with being a deaf individual?

@hps362 2 года назад

@@SilverPh3nix the problem is that I can't believe it

@gekozilla7339 2 года назад

The greatest crossover of all time

@waycnf7229 2 года назад

Okay Elijah Gordon I'm not gonna explain what I mean

@Cosmefulanito2812 2 года назад

@@waycnf7229 it's okay, no one cares anyways

@waycnf7229 2 года назад

@@Cosmefulanito2812 Holy shit Nathan Drake

@johnc3179 2 года назад

0:57 “Europeans are good at geography”

@kaydubsthekoifish 2 года назад

This reminds me of an imaginary article I wanted to write, titled "Local man threatens to sue a restaurant after mixing salt and pepper in it's shakers." The article is inspired by the times when I went into a restaurant, and the salt and pepper shakers were mixed. I did not end up suing the place, but just got a good chuckle and a picture of the shakers.

@unoriginalperson72 2 года назад

Who the hell drinks sea water and not know its salty!? The fact it happened twice in this video is insane

@Ruthavecflute Год назад

I think one of them was talking about tap water

@rodent5431 2 года назад

The last one hits close to home, with the slight exception that I'd pound on 4 liters of alcohol even if there was drinkable water

@danielcrafter9349 2 года назад

And that just seems... really sad 🤷‍♂️

@brendonhavener 2 года назад

I drank exclusively sparkling water because the tap water tasted funny on a trip to Italy. My stomach was in so much pain.

@madbrokendream7653 2 года назад

@@brendonhavener WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DRINK TAP WATER. Those water tends to be chokeful of flouride and some additional water cleansing chem. Sometimes the pipes rust and the water get contaminated by biological and heavy metal contaminant. If you that desperate to drink tap water, get a clear looking tap water and boil the hell out of it. Or just buy mineral waters for lord sake.

@genericname8727 2 года назад

@@brendonhavener Nickisnotgreen has a good collab video with a water sommelier (which is apparently a thing). Anyway, I’m guessing the water was probably perfectly fine but just different to what you were used to. It’s interesting because a lot of people don’t even think about water having a taste.

@blakksheep736 Год назад

@@genericname8727 I appreciate the clarification that that is, in fact, a thing.

@lucifermagne7458 2 года назад

This is in fact one of the cross overs of all time

@Sweetdude64 2 года назад

This is indeed extremely crossover.

@TheFairchildCollective 2 года назад

The crossover we all needed

@jenrrr 2 года назад

I based one of my German GCSE writing essays on stuff like this. I remember it involved a sailing tournament being cancelled because it being too wet, there being people on the public beach, and then when the people finally left, the tide came in and I got wet, which then led to people laughing at me as I walked home

@1BeGe 2 года назад

At first I thought "Imagine being upset that Italy is filled with Italian people." Then I stopped for a second and realized that's actually a completely valid complaint. So nvm.

@ctavi6654 Год назад

Yeah I work in live chats for a holiday company. This is exactly the sort of stuff we deal with. I think the worst complaint I've ever seen (not with us) was "My fiancée and I requested twin beds when we booked, bur instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-imbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we had booked". Actually astonishing, the depths of dumbassery

@um-vl6on 2 года назад

The last one about the water is kinda true. I went into this one country that all the drinking water tasted like those non-mineral or reverse osmosis water or something like that. I though it's just at this one restaurant that serve that kond of water, but turns out it's everywhere. Even when you buy a store water bottle. It said that that because the ground is full of iron or something.

@genericname8727 2 года назад

I recommend Nickisnotgreen’s video with the water sommelier (which is apparently a thing). It was really interesting, surprisingly. They talk about how different waters from different regions taste different and even have naturally different textures.

@um-vl6on 2 года назад

@@genericname8727 Interesting. Thanks.

@anonygent 2 года назад

You should try Florida's natural sulfur water. 🤮

@jonsku6662 2 года назад

"The birds outside my bungalow made noises during the night. Couldn't they tell them to keep it down or something?"

@intothelean2930 2 года назад

LOL "the water was gross and it forced me to drink cocktails all day. now I cant remember half my holiday" cannot stop laughing over that one hah

@webpombo7765 11 месяцев назад

Ah yes, the ultimate choice, water or alcohol, no juices, no other options exist

@NStripleseven 2 года назад

I saw this video, thought “hey Matt rose posted,” realized that it was actually you, thought “huh.” Turns out it was both. Nice.

@Z3N1TY0 2 года назад

i forgot that holiday meant vacation so when he said, “funny holiday reviews” i got confused but was also willing to watch funny christmas reviews lmao

@roul4842 Год назад

Right? Same. I forget some people are British.

@olmostgudinaf8100 Год назад

@@roul4842 You mean some people are not American 😂

@AnjaliSingh-wd6fg Год назад

Wow! It's only just twigged for me that 'holiday' just means 'the winter festive period' for people in the States. That's wild

@marshspy 9 месяцев назад

@@AnjaliSingh-wd6fgTechnically it doesn’t just mean that, it usually refers to a large cultural event like Independence Day in July or thanksgiving. That’s when most people go on vacation or “holiday” hence the name change

@AUnicorn666 8 месяцев назад

A taste of what I imagine this would be "During my Christmas there were too many children and trees. I need a refund! Why did no one warn me?!"

@louieishehe3419 2 года назад

Learning that Matt and Jeaney work together was the greatest thing ever

@TheVeryCoolBaby 2 года назад

Some of these gave me physical pain 😃 Love it Someone please send a medic

@Ash_Carnelian 2 года назад

I knew I needed this collab, but I never thought it would happen. This whole video feels like a fever dream.

@schattentaenzerin Год назад

I once worked at a Christmas market and a tourist complained about there being no snow, like he saw in the pictures. Gee, I'm sorry, sir, let me get that fixed for you real quick 🤦🏼

@JCAspit 2 года назад

Wasn't expecting this but I'm not disappointed!

@dovahkiin_brasil 2 года назад

2:13 this one is the best

@Apoc2K 2 года назад

1:19 They should make crime illegal or something.

@arianchavez9140 2 года назад

No way, was not expecting this epic crossover vid! Found jeaney bout a month ago and Matt like week later. Instantly became of fan of both. Awesome to see these 2 legends teaming up!!

@kryzzan7039 2 года назад

This video is: ✅ Life Changing ✅ Informative ✅ Inspiring ✅ Heartwarming ✅ Useful ✅ Calming ✅ Enjoyable ✅ Other

@UnarmedBastard 2 года назад

I do customer service for a company that does travel reservations and this gave me PTSD.

@killgarraghforever 2 года назад

Ah, Jeaney's pretending to be Matt Rose... Funn- WAIT WHY IS MATT ROSE THERE?!

@lorenzodepaoli3642 2 года назад

I'll be honest I can't distinguish Jeaney and Matt that well and this only confused me more

@Funni_Slime_Human 2 года назад

1:10 LET ME GET IN I HAVE TO PEEL MY EGG

@elizumaki1312 2 года назад

I can't believe this collab has actually happended! Amazing to see my two favourite comedy youtubers in the same video. Keep it up!

@elite9553 2 года назад

It’s really cool when two channels you found and subscribed to completely separately do a collab

@hypersnake7904 2 года назад

1:50 gotta be a troll ain't no way

@alexflosho 2 года назад

“I was expecting Jeaney, ended up with Matt. 15/10.” -Consumer

@peng6220 2 года назад

can't wait to see more of these! you both synergize really well

@cricket.b2610 2 года назад

The collab we’ve all been waiting for!

@gofhappyoccasions6187 2 года назад

The collab we all wanted, and now we have it, beautiful.

@koolguy47 Год назад

"You told us that there was a rooftop pool, but above us was just another room" 😂 he do got a point tho

@mungoslast3459 2 года назад

1:58 this was one of those moments I did not expect to laugh uncontrollably

@LegendaryLeafeon369 2 года назад

No way two of my favorite content creators collabed. Incredible

@TheCubicalGuy 2 года назад

I KNEW this was gonna be a crossover episode.

@sarcasticguy4311 Год назад

1:05 You know, if you had left six hours earlier then you both would arrive home at THE SAME TIME! By the way, this is what your country gets for only having a single time zone.

@zspiano7156 2 года назад

The collab i've been waiting for

@BluSpykz 2 года назад

I found Jeaney's RU-vid channel a while back when RU-vid diverted me from a Matt Rose video, so this is a nice full circle. With 3 points. So a triangle, really.

@BeeBeau 2 года назад

The collab I was waiting for.

@dogsong4574 2 года назад

Honestly can’t blame the guy complaining about salt in Mexico’s water, in fact I had a similar experience myself but with Florida. Went to the Ocean expecting fine river mineral water but instead got hit with the horrid taste of salt. Almost dehydrated myself from drinking it! Anyways I am now a depressed alcoholic living in my moms basement, if I could pin point where it all went wrong I would say it was drinking ocean water. Don’t make the same mistake I did, it’s not worth it.

@cellularautomaton. 2 года назад

you shouldn't drink river water either. good way to get dysentery

@mariaconnell610 2 года назад

I found these too people completely separately and I'm so happy about this collaboration. Didn't know they knew each other. This is amazing.

@insomniac_at5461 2 года назад

OH MY GOD THESE ARE LIKE 2 OF MY FAVOURITE CHANNELS IN ONE VIDEO AND I LOVED IT SO MUCH

@Yossarian921 6 месяцев назад

Jeaney Collects voice on this vid sounds like the guy from the channel Across the Pond, a channel by a guy from the UK who lives Illinois or Indiana and discusses all the absurd things he notices. It's a good channel.

@GloomyFish 2 года назад

I got so confused for a second. I kinda didn't look at the thumbnail properly and assumed it was Matt Rose, then immediately heard Jeaney's voice I thought my brain broke