Mario Kart 7 | Burnin' Rubber and Retinas - Scott The Woz 

I watched that section at half speed and you can see the ds literally break into two parts...

that has to be the most abused 2ds of all time

Timestamp?

@@panos21sonic 10:48 m8

I still got my 3DS XL but broken, and believe me, this hurt physically at spiritual levels...

vvsvlogs Just wait until MarioKart walks in with the number 8

@@JoePCool14 *Blood elevator from The Shining ensues*

I did. I saw them in the bar last night while I was drunk.

Scott the Woz outcheah giving old joke formats Extreme Makeover: Drag Race Edition with cheese

funny 7.

Do you like to ra do ra too?

There isn't even a game called Mario Kart, lol they were dumb lol

What?

my stupid 9 year old ass thought that mario kart wii was the only mario kart

In 1st grade I was locked in a heated argument with some other kid over if 100 or 1000 was the biggest number.

Same

Same

@@reesecarlton Same

@@macksbocklage same

Same

Yep.

@@masahirosakurai2042 thank you mr. sakurai

Can you confirm if he isnt circumcised?

@@emolovetree which one isn't and is?!

Wahh

Sean French same

Didn't we all brother

Techno Kirby not really no

@@krensic2660 ok mate.

What ever ya say

No the 10,000 coins is the golden glider,you need 10,000 online points to get the golden kart

@@Hunkaboy 10,000 points is an option. I actually got by getting 20,000 coins. My internet was bad so I grinded for the kart.

@@Thunderstar-ky4tf I didn't know that

Wait, there was a GOLD KART AND GLIDER!?! I THOUGHT I WAS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD FOR 100% ING MARIO KART 7 WHEN I WAS 9 YEARS OLD AND IT WAS ALL A LIE!?

@@PRKR_Music there are gold tires too. You gotta 1 star all cups on all 4 grand prize modes to get the tires. I have all three, it too me about two years to get all three (I didn't play everyday).

oh hello

@@gdbr3ndon172 I love you

I hope it gets released in the DLC tracks at some point

​@@edgy_username agreed, although with its popularity & the fact that it's apparently in Tour, I can't see any forseeable future where Nintendo doesn't add it. They're probably just waiting till it'll develop the most hype to get the most people to buy the game & DLC.

@@pokegirl1799 data miners believe it'll be in wave 3, they've been right so far with projections

h o w d a r e y o u d i s r e s p e c t o u r g o d

@@christinabroderick6161 Wario is the real god here, Waluigi is just an ironic one.

@@michaelvuong9302 YES finally, someone that appreciates Wario! Waluigi is overrated

@@andy.burbulis1899 Can we just appreciate both of them...they're both underrated characters & deserve more love & respect

Waluigi overrated

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

thats awesome xD

Yeah when I was younger I got to the point where I could play ok the bottom screen a lot. But I never got THAT good

madlad

@@yoboijom4367 yes ladies, if you see this please love me. I can complete waluigi pinball with just the DS map

Or a steering wheel

Shit

That is such a good idea! Props to you for helping the economy.

The O was a globe in Odyssey and a sun in Sunshine so it's not like they're against it. Let's hope mario kart nine is more inventive. Or the O is a smash logo and thet make some kinda nintendo kart or mario kart all stars

Prob bc it would look really stupid

Its not mario kart wii 2 Its Mario kart wiii

@@Abykitty06 Mario Kart Wiiii

@@RedLee20 *confused screaming

It's mariokart wii u

Because Mario kart Wii isn't good

I could care less to be honest with ya. I don't even like vode games.

@@stevenmills6502 then why are you here

Pink gold baby bowser jr. Personally the best character in my opinion. And if you disagree I’ll stab you.

@@legoobi-wan5417 Wait till Bandy hears that.... What abt green silver luigi!??!?!?!?!!?!??

Magenta copper Wendy. Final offer.

...Except Super Mario 3D Land, that game actually has a purpose for the 3D effect!

some games aren't compatible with 3d, and some require the 3d, i'm pretty sure kid icarus uprising did

@@Starrlytts no, Kid Icarus didn't require 3D to play. It only required a hand cramping control scheme that facilitated being packaged with a fold out stand to hold your 3DS as you played.

@@didjargo aah okay

Clearly the words of someone who hasn’t played Luigi’s Mansion Dark Moon (I’d also argue that, to some degree, it was beneficial to Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask).

@@Real_Furious mario Kart 7

@@Real_Furious ye 4 months ago, it is now my favorite

@@cumnmrmptaaa4234 WE NEED ANSWERS BOY

@@flameonoodle1172 lol, id have to go with double dash/wii. Super tricky, can't decide.

@@cumnmrmptaaa4234 Mario Kart Wii is a classic

Breaks 2ds

I hope that came out on camera.

BagZ Cubed I get the reference 😂 Scott goes above and beyond for his videos and I love it

@@HRANCH Nice.

That was not faked. That was the one with the capture card that crapped out and killed it, so it's a prop he can deatroy here

It's a great rainbow road tho

That means it’s the best one (it is this is nonnegotiable)

Mario Kart 7 Rainbow Road is the best Rainbow Road change my mind. Most of that comes from the fact I hold the World Record in time trials on the track xD

The 3ds one is my favourite

mainly because it's the easiest Rainbow Road. next to DS' Rainbow Road if you ignore how thin the road is.

Metal Mario makes sense

@@aidanredding8058 not really

@@stanstanstan2597 I meant it makes sense that they had enough time to add him since it's just Mario with a different skin, they don't have to make a new model.

@@aidanredding8058 oh. But still, his point is, they had the time to make models of Metal Mario (who should be less important than WALUIGI) and the Bee, and include them in the game, but they didn’t have time for Waluigi? Weird

@@stanstanstan2597 I never said anything about the Bee, and again they could just reuse the model for regular Mario to make Metal Mario.

*xl But for real though,that hurt me…

2ds lite? Also fuck 2Ds.

@@fernandothesailorwaddledee6237 *new 2ds xl

@@winnerpov6766 k

@@n646n that version is good though.

Hevi Kabisa!

My feelings exactly

So, I got this game bundled up with my 2ds and I never play it, because why would i?

I like this one the most for some reason not better then MARIO kart 8

I mean, it didn't have Waluigi. That's an definite no for me.

Wait, he was married AND was still a virgin?

Deuce Moncura If buying every version of Madden 08 didn’t get him laid, (A Herculean feat, I assure you) then clearly marriage didn’t either.

@@Chad_Eldridge He's dedicated to keeping those virgin points, dammit.

@@TheRealBitterbub He just wants to flaunt his V-Card

Nah, his prom date was a member of the Own Pad family

Thankfully ctgp fixes that and gives you more content. Its like the DLC we never got

@@Matanumi I shouldn't have to mod the game to get VS Race. It should be there in the vanilla game.

Play online! Then you don’t have to stick to the cups

@@aldo6532 Well yea, but you don’t have total free choice of what you race. Isn’t the same.

@@DTheAustralian True. Yeah the VS and Mission modes and that emblem editor were kinda cool. Honestly I sorta preferred the cars in the the DS version. Less cute

It’s the best one

Dmansuperich2800 it’s a new 2ds xl

@Dmansuperich2800 IKR

It's probably a stunt DS now; he said the capture card broke in his CoD DS video, and he's used it for other stunts since that video.

@@benjaminshanti3170 it still hurts

"WTF, it broke???"

I want someone to cut it down to "This is a pretty flaccid Bowser."

sexy

@ChandSlam no, just a normal bowser with ereptile dysfunction

@@faultyvideos2215 what is this thread

@@faultyvideos2215 E R E P T I L E LMAO

imagine getting 7 blue shells

Tell me, how do you customize items? I didn't know that was possible!

Wait I swear that always gave you 7 different items.

@@ronnieradon not if you set items to shells only

@@JoboVT How do you do that?

Weeks have been on a decline

Same

Did you unlock the Gold Standard?

Me too. Probably my favorite mario kart as well

400 hours Just unlocked everyone yesterday Why am I alive

I literally only play time trials and i have 450 hours help

I wish he kept the part where he said “I hope I caught that on camera”

Did his ds die

bigstar66 Yeah it snapped in half

Scott: I dont like MK7 *Everyone Dialiked That*

@@andy.burbulis1899 dialiked? this is the first time I have seen someone misspell disliked that badly

​@@andy.burbulis1899 You spelt disliked wrong. Go sit in the corner.

As schafrillas pointed out, this game’s retro selection did not hold back whatsoever

How is this possible? You either love Mario kart 7, or you hate it.

Hevi Kabisa!

Interesting

Yup so it’s marmite...

Yup more like “youre either easily satisfied or a double dash fan”

Store must have an amazing return policy!

Because Scott.

because "who the * * * * is this guy?!!"

@Ayjop yes. thats true

@Ayjop same here, usually it's in case something's either physically wrong with the game and it's broken, or the game's suffering from Fallout76itus... and it's broken.

Well, I mean, of course.

well i mean yeah its called MARIO kart

No kidding

They did that with Mario kart tour lmao

They literally locked Mario behind a microtransaction in Tour so...

KEKYOIN! IT GOT HIS EYES!

The Video Game Monk lol

*don’t

@@HaydenH lol

@@ultimategamer5743 This isn't an assignment for school it doesn't have to be corrected

Beat the 150cc cups to unlock them.

@@walkerphillips2818 well thank you for responding to a year old comment

@@miguelvargas9013 it's nice to see people giving thanks

@@miguelvargas9013 how did you never play on 150cc in this many years

Hahaha when I first got MK7 I saw Rosalina doing one of the time trials and I just thought she was a faded version of Peach and I wondered why Peach looked different... don't blame me, I was only 11 and very new to the whole world of Mario 😆

How did you do that? Ouch

In Waluigi we all take our refuge, for Waluigi provides all Waa.

waluigi is overrated, stan king boo bye bye i win

I live in Waluigi's left lung

Sad isn't?

Not me. I would rather someone else take his chance to get into Smash.

It was also to fix a security issue where other people could take over your 3DS console. It's cool of them to take care of such an old game!

​@@olifantoliverheh, that's not the real reason. I's there to stop all the pirates, like me.

@@pacomatic9833? It literally is lmao

Welcome to the Blue House...

Scott: **Acts surprized that throwing it destroyed it**

“I hope that came out ooonnnnnn camera”

That's the scariest shit I've seen on youtube

One of the reasons that I love MKWii so much is just because of how every unlockable character has something to do. It made unlocking the most difficult characters awesome and brought so much to Mario kart. It wasn’t just to race and come first, the single player was actually tons of fun just because of the unlockables. But yea MKWii is the best and I just really like Mario kart

@@nicoqwerty6135 That was always the highlight of Mario Kart games since the games always lacked singleplayer content. That's the reason why I really want a new Mario Kart game on Switch. It sucks very badly starting out MK8 Deluxe with nothing to strive toward or unlock. Every character accessible from the start. I mean Karts you have to unlock but once you unlock Mr Scooty and Biddy Buggy with the red and blue wheels, there is literally nothing else to unlock that is substantial which is extremely unfortunate.

@@nicoqwerty6135 Don't have Super Mario Galaxy? Want Rosalina? Fuck you get three stars on every cup bitch.

WoobGamer I like how with Toadette you could either play time trials on all the courses or win 1000 WiFi races. That’s like choosing between running 10 miles or running 1000 miles, but every other mile doesn’t count.

I still don't have Mii outfit B

That part physically hurts.

F

An absolute mad lad!

Preach

That one has way more unique track ideas

@@Naoplays1 True. Super Circuit is very memorable when it comes to tracks.

Super Circuit is 10x fresher than this.

DS. That game literally went backwards. It threw out ALL of the advancements made from Double Dash, and went back to the originals.

In my opinion super circuit is blander

3rd?

Also best drift controls

i wanted to like your comment but it was at 69

the leaf is the fake item reskin

it's not the third best looking. Mario Kart Wii, Mario Kart 8, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Mario Kart Arcade GP DX, Mario Kart Arcade VR, Mario Kart Tour all look better (well, maybe not Mario Kart Wii, I guess). Mario Kart Double Dash, Mario Kart Arcade GP and Mario Kart Arcade GP 2 might also look better depending on who you ask.

I KNOW RIGHT, I HAD FLASHBACKS WHEN HE SAID THAT

it was the most unique and yeah Its the same for me and I didn't even play this game online much I guess I really liked the middle air mechanic

Its either that, the town one, *or sherbit rink*

Yep! Always wound up on that course too!

dee'on jaymz oh yeah... fuck sherbit rink I hated that one

Someone else that felt it too! Sometimes when I first played my hand hurt!

When I was 11 I got like 21,000VR on my game file from launch, now when I play 7 my sad adult hands cramp immensely

W h a t?

@@bareq99 This only happened to me on my first few days of playing MK7 but if you play too intensely it hurts your hand.

@@andy.burbulis1899 weird.. It's the most conformable one for me to play honestly

The Arcade games exist

@Andrewgamer135 and Mario Kart Tour

Hopefully he makes videos on the arcade stuff and tour. I really don’t want this to end

Josh Nagel so does the plague, that doesn’t mean I want it

I'm still waiting for his smash ultimate video... its gonna be a while and the video will take a while to even finish watching

Holy cr*p had no idea Scott and me breathed this makes him relatable on a different level

@Luke DeGeorges Thanks

wait, you have hobbies too? I thought I was the only one!

Luke DeGeorges Puff squad. Not sure what the calamari dude is doing

Ultimate Derp is it just me or is that moment one of the funniest lines Scott’s ever said. I usually find Scott “breathe through nose” amusing, not “stifle laugh at 1 am” amusing, but not this time around lol

@@ValTheGnat yeah, I actually loled.

@@Infernex_14 Actually that 2DS was already broken.

@@Infernex_14 I thought the same thing, but yeah, usually when someone "breaks" something in a video its either already broken or defective

@@Infernex_14 That 2DS was already broken. It was a modded one he used to use to capture 3DS footage, but it broke out of nowhere.

And look sexy af the whole time

LOL Scott's secretly a Chad now

I dont know what that means

wmzx er it means he sees Mario kart 7 and 8 as the same exact game and that he doesn’t know Mario kart 7 exists. In other words Mario kart 7 is forgettable

*deluxe*

DiD u mEan MaYRo KRat 8 DeLUx

Nice Nick Robinson reference

thats incredibly dumb

Mr. Nintendo why i said I FIND it the best. I didnt say it was the best. I just grew up with the ds lite and original 3ds and those are now my favorite handhelds? Nothing dumb just preferences

Ahh yes i see you are a scotts stash watcher as well.

Crappy_retro_games scott stash uploaded so much good stuff this week

Hours of scott talking is the thing i need during this quarentine

Blazin_ItMLG yes

AND THE FUZZ IS THERE!

Bruh same...

Steam Dragon Bruh Same Same

How old are you?

13

@@DrSoup._. Bro, for me Wii was amazing.

I grew up with super circuit I never understood why everyone gives it crap

Leah Uchidori Same

7 and Super circuit are my favs

nah 7 addlin gliding and customization hcih was pretty big I feel. super circuit? eh just feels like another game in the series

Who else heard the "bell" sound in their head when they read this

You okay man? Wanna talk lol

They said i would miss my family... I never miss at close range.

JohnnyIsAMeme there is a guy on RU-vid who reviewed the SNES version and on an unrelated note also killed his entire family. He sucked.

@@cinnamondan4984 send links

D'angelo JacobHymenShits I lost track. Went through a True Crime phase and found it. I recommend typing in RU-vidr kills his family or something like that.

Ehh. Waluigi Pinball just feels like a stale meme to me

Well, my favorite ds track is waluigi pinball (or stadium) and it isn’t really a meme, in my opinion

No Moonview highway no money

Literally best track in Mario Kart 7 :)

Waluigi pinball is overhyped

race or battle? either way i somehow avoided knowledge of said glitch for this long...

I voted for the map every time just to do the glitch. Fun times.

What's the glitch? Never ended up playing Mario kart 7

@@sirspookybones1118 at the very beggining of the map if you jump off the road into the wter it sent you straight to the end of the race. This was a drag race course instead of a lap based one, so it made the race last only a minute. I'm sure you can look it up on RU-vid. Just put in Wuhu exploit or glitch.

@@scarffoxandfriends9401 ohh i remember doing this

Im more of a mario kart ds man myself

I feel the same. I love it, & its Rainbow Road is by far my favorite Rainbow Road. That said, I definitely realize now its many flaws. But whatever, nostalgia’s great haha

7 was basically my first Mario Kart. (Think my first one might have been 64 at a McDonald's, but the game was kinda broken and I played it for like 2 seconds). I don't know if 7 is my favorite Mario Kart but it's pretty close.

7, Ds and Wii for me

Why is 7 your favourite?

...we liked it

@@jodjodjodjodjod Not only do I just have a personal attachment to it, but it has my favorite balance with the item randomness, it's not too chaotic and unfair like Wii, but not too easy like 8 and especially 8 Deluxe. It feels like it encourages just the right amount of skill while still being super fun, which the other games I mentioned definitely are. It was the first game in the series I played as a dumb kid who was bad at video games where I actually felt myself getting better at it instead of dealing with the insanity of Mario Kart Wii. Not only all that, but I just adore the track lineup. The selection of retro tracks is fantastic, it has the best Rainbow Road in the history of the series, and the Wuhu tracks are fantastic. The ones Scott referred to as lame or forgettable I personally found to be at least pretty good. Sorry for the drawn-out explanation, but I just love this game, though I do understand Scott's issues with it, they just don't bother me and in some cases aren't even problems to me at all.

@@florpfacejinglefribbins1984 Agreed

@@florpfacejinglefribbins1984 Thats what I was trying to say but I was lazy.

Hell yeah. I've got some great memories of playing that with lots of friends at summer camp.

Ok did everyone just play Mariokart at summer camps

@@lukee7020 I guess so cuz I played it at summer camp with a bunch of people at the mess hall. Good times.

@@Jibboe0214 same here lmao

The game was basically a beta of mk8

well,that sounded really gay.

Pablo González Fernández Don’t know why it would want to be 8. 8 played like complete ass.

@@nowun6043Mario kart ds was better

@@cypher838 ds is overrated af

jusedtheposer stfu let people enjoy themselves

jusedtheposer how sad

jusedtheposer You gave yourself away as a troll in just 2 comments.

It was probably already busted

Scott the Plainrock

@@Matanumi yes. it's a stunt 2ds xl

lars van zanten it was actually fully playable. He broke the real thing

Blue Bear were you the 2ds?

They still promoted it somewhat after Mario Kart 8 Deluxe came out which I find hilarious.

Considering that Mario Kart 7 was basically bundled into every known (New) 3/2DS it's not surprising too see it be promoted for such a long while.

Jeez I had that game in like 8th grade when it first came out it must be 10 years old. The biggest L I ever took was buying the 3ds new for like $350 and then a week later they lowered the price to like $150. They game me a bunch of downloadable games that was supposed to be worth the $200 but I still felt cheated.

Hevi Kabisa

@@calamari_fan STFU

@@gio.2937 15

Supreme Fj are you a comedian

and everyone your age is myopic

nah, wii and ds were my childhood, cause I didn’t end up playing 7 till 2017

KID ALERT! KID ALERT!

BoysOurRoy /// Lucas M yeah but it did have wiggler and honey queen. absolutely useless characters imo

Baby mario, luigi, and peach are fine, no more than that

@@xiiwolfy WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT WIGGLER?!??!!?

@@xiiwolfy you dissin' on my homie wiggler?? he was a great addition!

Are you just the new justin y bc I keep seeing you

I feel like this would fit better under 3dworld

kinda? I mean sml2 and bros 3 and 3d land powerups also had those kinda things

I mean, especially the tanooki suit

@@somethingAccurate correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't they just the ears and tail until the 3ds/wii? In which case it would really be an anime thing

I'm a little confused on what you mean