Mary an ASYLUM SEEKER!? My Grandson's Nativity Play's Gone WOKE 

Everytime its genius, even the church has boecome woke now, I even read somewhere that Jesus feed poor people and healed them if thast isnt woke then I dont know what isnt!! Penny, Penny and her brave sword carrying.

It's bloody typical, you let in two refugees, and you'll get another three who will try to come in behind them claiming that they're following a bloody star. To crown it all off the baby will have a British passport. I'm with Colin on this one, but the Penny Mordant calendar is a step too far.

When Colin sings God Save The King, he means Herod. Love to the family!

A disadvantaged unmarried couple playing the holy pair? Such outrage.

Ever since Gary Lineker became the Archbishop of Canterbury the church has been totally woke. Fortunately, Penny Mordaunt has a sword and will stand up and fight. Then she'll stand up and fight. And stand up and fight.

I love the brutal straight faced sarcasm of this series 🤣

Wait until Colin finds out that Jesus was born in Bethlehem (Palastine), fled to Egypt because Joseph feared King Herad was going to kill him, then once the king had died, Jesus didn't stay in the first safe country, instead he migrated to Nazereth (Israel). How's that for some good British Christian values. If Jesus did that today, he'd be an Asylum Seeker and an economic migrant, no doubt labelled a terrorist too. Not to mention he took a boat to Egypt. The angel who told Joseph to flee, would probably be classed as a people smuggler.

While Colin is ranting and raving - pay attention Anthony's facial expressions, priceless.

That was fucking brilliant, mate - brought me dad back to life ! [Canadian] CHEERS

The advent calendar is the icing on the cake there lol

As ever - absolutely ace! Love, love, loved that "Oh God" that came in after "and he's not even the father!" It's the brilliant little touches like that which not only make me laugh because it's bloody funny, but make me applaud because it's damn clever as well. Superb.

OMG!!! This series is SO funny😂....and sadly realistic 😢

He's not over Penny yet, is he? Well, not in any acceptable sense that is.

There's shades of Bird and Fortune about you guys. Brilliant.

Colin must be great in Christmas parties.

We missed you Colin.

This is humor!! Greetings from Holland to you all. And keep those boats coming... haha....

Colin called and here I am! Love to the family!

Season greetings Colin and Anthony, Love to the family.

Hyperventilating 😂😂😂😂😂

Does Colin sell these Penny Mordaunt calendars, please?

Awwww, they let Colin out for Christmas! A family leave, how humane. That warms the cockles of your heart, it does. Whether the family enjoyed said family leave, the story doesn't tell...

Love to the family.

I have had similar conversations... really.

I'm disgusted, Anthony! 👍 Love to Colin and all his Christmas Cheer! 😆👍

The irony! This is brilliant! Thanks for sharing. Where can I get one of those calanders?

How come the Pompey Mandela got to see his grandson's nativity play? Was he on day release?

“24 pictures of Penny Mordaunt!!” 😂

Glad I wasn't still drinking coffee for that last line or I'd be cleaning my desk

"He's of fighting age!" is so on point 😂😂😂

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Just pure gold, remember Colin to stand up and fight ad infinitum.😂😂😂

This broke my brain. Excellent work!

A recent discovery for me. A great delight and clever satire. Long may you prosper!

They had no policy on donkeys... that's the problem: Donkeys. We give them sanctuary... what is wrong with Britain.

Brilliant.

Colin doesn't sound like he's from Portsmouth. I think he moved there from London - a migrant from the capital, if you will.

Its them 'reticulated' giraffes you really need to worry about!

O gosh. I died of laughing...

Just the thought of 24 pictures of Penny Mordaunt has made me feel dizzy ...... and not in a good way either 🤢

24 pictures of Penny Mordaunt. Lovely.

I’m just waiting for the ‘anti-woke’ to go woke, then God help us all!

This is the best one yet :D

This series just keeps getting better and better, well done! Love to the family.

Made my day.

Genius…I love these clips

Why does Colin not share his brilliance with the public more frequently? James O'Brian does it every weekday. 😊

Genius!😊

Still brilliant.

24 POPM 😂😂😂😅😅😅

Where does one buy these Penny Calendars

Funny 😁

Actually, if you read the original texts in Matthew, Mark and Luke, yes, Mary, Joseph and Jesus were refugees and asylum seekers in modern terms - fortunately there was no border fence between Israel and Egypt back then!

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Tories still not in jail? Explodes for real

No self

Hahahaha

"Brave Suella", that was some noise I made when I heard that.

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