Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: Miranda and Jack's banter

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@MLPCloudCuckoolander 10 лет назад

I'm Commander Shipper and this is my favourite pairing on the Citadel.

@cliffordnewby6092 4 года назад

😂

@ShinSakuraNoMai 4 года назад

The amount of beautiful and sweet and heartwarming fanfic there is ... it's a gold mine.

@florencia34 2 года назад

@@ShinSakuraNoMai totally

@Sowee1409 Год назад

Man, 1k likes. You deserved it

@chariot5154 10 месяцев назад

Aight, do take recruits? where do we sign?

@jankostrhun8725 8 лет назад

And this is a reason why Sheppard's only person to unify galaxy. Ending century long conflicts by shouting and defusing tension by high school jokes.

@Doubleranged1 5 лет назад

This comment is absolute gold!

@M1K3Ywin 9 лет назад

Kasumi is awesome. There is DEFINITELY a market for this.

@robertlangmaack7589 9 лет назад

The best part is, I was NOT expecting her, and then she's just *poof* 'Ready to record!' Goddamn Kasumi, I love you. XD

@CandleKern 9 лет назад

M1K3Ywin I love how shes everywhere during the party

@signifidelica2819 6 лет назад

or as Joker put it, "Take pictures"

@Geth7777 5 лет назад

It'll outsell the Asari-Hanar porn games in Shin Akiba ward...

@steelbear2063 4 года назад

I love how she was 'pretty sure'. Yes, Kasumi, there just might be people interested in lesbian soft-core porn. Maybe

@summers1 3 года назад

Shepard: and 6 months later we all got invitations to their wedding...Garrus cried thru the whole thing

@sourysalt3672 2 года назад

Plot twist: garrus calibrated the wedding invitations

@BlazeTube626 2 года назад

Let's be honest, it'd be grunt crying from the happiness.

@kevlonk 2 года назад

@@BlazeTube626 GRUNT: *Sniff* I"m so happy...Jack is like the murderous older sister I never had!

@Mortablunt Год назад

Wrex hides in the back just long enough for the vows, and then runs off at full speed pursuit by 80+ lustful krogan females who all chant in unison “Snu Snu!”

@MikMoen 8 лет назад

Jack said out loud what the entire fandom said when we first met Miranda.

@skinchen 8 лет назад

+Michael Moen eeeeyup

@badbitch8010 8 лет назад

What?

@JustShin11 7 лет назад

Mik Moen indeed ^_^ lol

@mr.k418 4 года назад

No Stop she’s got fantastic tits.

@Urzaknight Год назад

Yep

@ChaosWolf1982 9 лет назад

... I ship them now.

@firestorm165 7 лет назад

Miranda: "ohhh my head. what happened last night? ... oh god" Jack: "Not so damn loud cheerleader... where are our clothes? ... did we? ... oh shit" Miranda: "No one hears about this, this never happened!" Jack: "especially Shepard"

@jadearcade7331 7 лет назад

Kasumi: Already viral

@JustShin11 7 лет назад

f1amer that's hilarious LOL

@breadcrumbz3385 7 лет назад

It has a fansite and about 64 million extranet views

@firestorm165 7 лет назад

By popular demand: Jack: "May as well see what we got up to last night" Miranda: "You can't be serious" Jack: "Hey, the rest of the whole f*****g galaxy has seen us f*****g. We may as well too" Miranda: "........ pass the screen" Jack: "Holy shit!" Miranda: "Oh. My. God... what is that thing you're doing?" Jack: "Little trick I picked up first time I got locked up. Damn though is there actually any bones in your body? how did you get into that position?" Miranda: "I... was actually captain of my cheerleading squad in university. I also took to gymnastics and ballet as a child" Jack: * collapses to the floor laughing * "You do know I'm never letting that go right?" Miranda: "haha, yeah I figured as much, I'll let it slide if you'll teach me how to do that thing you did" Jack: "I think I can arrange that" Kasumi: * best idea ever *

@KingOpenReview 7 лет назад

Jade Arcade Why was she cloaking around anyway? It's like she spent the whole party being perverted and invisible.

@willscharnagl6909 9 лет назад

Courtney Taylor does such a good job as Jack

@Edison_Trent 5 лет назад

I think it's Miranda who's just an ass... if you know what I mean 😏

@JayYoungs1992 3 года назад

@@Edison_Trent 😏

@wolfwithacamera_____9601 7 лет назад

kasumi out of fucking nowhere XD

@loganwynn2337 7 лет назад

wolfwithacamera _____ to be perfectly honest it still scares the crap outta me 😂

@roolio227 4 месяца назад

Kasumi is the kind of person who secretly watches you when your having sex .

@adamd0ggg2 7 лет назад

I love this scene because they really are so similar. Two powerful biotic women who were essentially engineered to be super women but are ultimately abused and manipulated by others for most of their life.

@spencerbowden2979 2 года назад

Honestly I hated Miranda’s lack of empathy towards Jack. The two basically suffered the same kind of abuse and for practically the same reasons. But Miranda gives Cerberus a pass because they rescued her from her abuser when she could’ve just as easily wound up like jack if they found her early enough.

@TuffMelon 2 года назад

@@spencerbowden2979 Yeah, but Miranda didn't percieve the creation of her to be abuse, just the way her father basically imprisoned her and her sister. With Jack, Miranda's main perception is probably of someone who has become criminal and hostile entirely of their own volition, so therefore she has far less sympathy for Jack's complaints.

@FluffyNinjaLlama 11 лет назад

And "big bubbly butt" XD

@HoboJoe83 10 лет назад

TO THE FEMSLASH SECTION! *spinning batman logo*

@Omnipotentmonkey 9 лет назад

"Femslash? what's that?" (types into google) "Oh...that's what i'm talking about... :D"

@AlexanderWolle 7 лет назад

Miranda "We're not gonna hug are we?" Jack: "You wish" Fans: "Shut up and kiss"

@sanctivolpes5638 5 лет назад

@Nabil you shut up butthurt fanboy lmao, can't stop what they have

@Papa_Straight 3 года назад

That's pretty gay.....

@CreamTheEverythingFixer 3 года назад

Thats Kasumi's market I take it

@irfancahyo5057 3 года назад

I know it's been awhile, but does anyone already got kasumi's market ?

@0160Nicole 6 лет назад

If Shepard ships them, then is fucking canon for me!!!

@ExilePrincess03 7 лет назад

Hahahah when they just sit in stunned silence and then Miranda goes "...WOT?"

@seanwalters1977 5 лет назад

"I'm just trying to keep her primed" Oh my.

@smilyface38 9 лет назад

damn it kasumi why are you so great?

@alexandrojavierpinto2501 5 лет назад

And She is a DLC character.

@abaderinfluence 3 года назад

I don't ship them but I love the idea of them becoming the ultimate ride or die frenemies who do nothing but bitch at each other but would destroy anyone who threatened the other.

@Rico.Santos 7 лет назад

"You'd never survive. You might break a nail."

@DanielSan1776 4 года назад

“Test tube clone princess” GOOD GOD THATS WAS SAVAGE. Miranda vs Jack would be a badass biotic battle.

@Catras_unfairly_gorgeous_smirk 2 года назад

In theory, yeah. In reality, I'm afraid Jack would absolutely rip Miranda apart. ^^; Much as I seriously love Miri, but where biotics are concerned she doesn't stand a realistic chance against Jack. I doubt anyone except the oldest Asari matriarchs and Asari Justiciars do.

@thecreed1212 6 месяцев назад

@@Catras_unfairly_gorgeous_smirkit's closer than you think. Miranda is much more powerful than the average human biotic. Of course jack is more powerful but miranda is more refined. Nonetheless in a biotic only fight jack wins. In a everything allowed fight it can go either way

@Catras_unfairly_gorgeous_smirk 6 месяцев назад

@@thecreed1212 Miranda could assassinate Jack from 300 yards away, but then again so could anyone. In a one on one, face to face fight between these two, Miranda stands as little of a chance as anyone else who has to go close quarters with Jack. Her versatility means nothing in the face of overwhelming power used by someone who fights like a feral animal.

@shamelessmoose 7 лет назад

Lol, Jack trying to compliment Miranda.

@MrHorrorking13 9 лет назад

I would have love to seen Miranda and Jack got so drunk they ended sleeping with each other. Shepard walks down the hall and see's Miranda and Jack coming out of one of the rooms as they try to put their cloths back on without being seen by someone.

@MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP 7 лет назад

*69 renegade points*

@northland7885 6 лет назад

And Joker shouting: ''HA, Called it! Garrus you own me 50 credits!''

@whennever8202 6 лет назад

Northland :""D

@Outkast-sv9es 4 года назад

@@northland7885 *sad calibrating noises*

@HanithSVK 3 года назад

@@Outkast-sv9es Hooh, i think that if anything like this happened, Tali would be more than happy to "calibrate him" 🤣 And in turn, Garrus will do some "talibrations" ;🤣🤣

@Catras_unfairly_gorgeous_smirk 7 лет назад

... Now, if you'll excuse me, I have fanfiction websites to visit.

@gittonsxv 10 лет назад

kasumi is just amazing

@j.vinton4039 3 года назад

As someone who dated both of them, this interaction was the highlight of the party for me next to Garrus and Zayed’s booby traps, and Wrex vs Grunt.

@tacoblocko 8 лет назад

Could you imagine how boring/sad the Citadel DLC would be, if you killed Wrex in ME1, Almost all your companions died in ME2 (except for like, I think 2 are required to live, for you to be able to live at the end) You killed Ashley or Kaidan during the Cerberus coup and... Whatever else caused a death of a companion before this DLC happened.

@foxmcloud23 8 лет назад

Well it's possible for you whole crew to survive ME2

@urdnotwrex9374 8 лет назад

+tacoblocko shepard.

@darksteelmenace595 8 лет назад

Actually most of this happens if you dont import a ME2 save. In this case the only survivors of the suicide mission are garrus, tali, miranda and Jacob (but miranda dies, you cant save her without importing a character). Wrex is also dead. Its horrible

@darksteelmenace595 8 лет назад

Oh, I forgot Mordin

@tlotpwist3417 5 лет назад

Watching Fleet and Flotilla with the volus pizza guy

@ChloeGfan 9 лет назад

Kasumi is very underrated. She needs a bigger part in Mass Effect 4 XD she's amazingly cool and super funny

@TehIdiotOne 9 лет назад

Sadly i dont think she will be in ME4 for some reason, to be completely honest,i doubt many of the ME1-3 trilogy will even have a significant part of it. But i do agree that maybe Kasumi should have had a bigger role in ME3

@derekmok 9 лет назад

> Kasumi is very underrated. Kasumi is one of the best Asian characters I've seen in video games. Funny but not overly cutesy, interesting voice, a unique accent that doesn't play to the stereotypes. Too bad the writers of Mass Effect 3 completely lost that touch and made Kai Leng another stereotyped Asian "ninja" with less personality than a dry sponge.

@silasjohnson3127 9 лет назад

BioWare announced Mass Effect 4 wont even be about Shepard

@Onefuturist 9 лет назад

derekmok Right on!

@JajeczkoV47 9 лет назад

TehIdiotOne Probably just Liara, Samara maybe Wrex and Grunt.

@MJFisAnOverratedBagel 10 лет назад

LMAO Kasumi kills it !!

@crashx9973 7 лет назад

Once rivals, now frenemies.

@Alex-vu3dm 8 лет назад

1:08 SAVAGE.

@TheFly212 11 лет назад

Everything Kasumi does in this DLC is classic.

@w0lfdem0n Год назад

I love kasumi following shepherd listening to your conversations

@allisonfields3108 2 года назад

Nine years later and I'm still dead convinced they hooked up

@aaayyygender 8 лет назад

I ship it

@badbitch8010 8 лет назад

Ikr?!

@TuffMelon 2 года назад

This conversation and Traynor trying to deny/downplay her kinks are probably two of my favourite conversations. But it's hard to choose because of how great the whole DLC is.

@csabas.6342 2 года назад

I like that even Femshep harasses the female crew sexually.

@roseJ96 7 лет назад

Kasumi makes this scene. XD

@RickeGnool 7 лет назад

It is hard to pick a favorite conversation during the party but this is definitely one of them for me.

@badbitch8010 8 лет назад

NOW KISS!!

@Sorablu12 7 лет назад

Me: kasumi let take video Kasumi: already have it! Let go! Me: Aye

@HeavenlyStar12345 7 лет назад

I dunno, but I'm pretty sure there is a market for this.

@luckdragon88 11 лет назад

lmao! I missed this as i did this dlc before i hit sanctuary. I may now love Shep even more for teasing them both like that. This DLC was hilariously awesome :D Thanks so much for uploading!

@pugtie4695 Год назад

The next morning Shepard asks the two where they went after the party both blush as Kasumi uncloaks, "They did it." Then cloaks

@TheGuyWithTheSniper 8 лет назад

Now kith.

@badbitch8010 8 лет назад

You mean kiss?

@TheCorrodedMan 6 лет назад

No Stop yeth

@AllForFire 11 лет назад

I think every single element of fan media was condensed into this DLC! Seriously, they even have Garrus mocking his and Liara's Catch Phrases!

@alexandruiacobescu160 3 года назад

Imagine this: a Friends-like tv sitcom. Starring everyone in Mass Effect after the war is over. Including Shepard (sorry EDI)

@bluesrike 11 месяцев назад

*Audemus' Happy Ending and Citadel Epilogue Mod has entered the chat*

@takanoritoriyama 8 лет назад

my favorite dialogue of the whole series

@badbitch8010 8 лет назад

I ship them so much!

@wojciechwilkanowski4472 9 лет назад

I'd like to start a petition to include a Kasumi romance in Mass Effect 2/3, with the added possibility of incorporating it into any other romance.

@napstablook3935 Год назад

theyre in love your honor!

@MichaelEmmanuelArriaga 3 года назад

1:56 "About the Ice..." -Wrex

@StardustSynchron 3 года назад

We all know they would make a great pairing

@seventhstranger1379 7 лет назад

Big bubbly butt lmaooo

@TheCorrodedMan 6 лет назад

Seventh Stranger and what a wonderful bubbly butt it is😏

@ALucienLachance 11 лет назад

I lost it when Kasumi came in. Fucking hilarious.

@shadorofmordor5171 7 лет назад

Please do a video where Shepard supports Conflict.

@punkghostsamurai Год назад

I need to replay this game!!!

@zerodiamond4206 3 года назад

Kasumi always shows up at the right moment.

@yokiryuchan7655 2 года назад

This is why I make sure everyone survives the suicide mission So I can invite them all to the party, It really makes the DLC shine.

@papytromblon Год назад

"test tube clone princess"

@siggiriggi8988 6 лет назад

these are my favourite games

@JP-rf8rr 5 лет назад

I was hoping for a sister vibe, but this made me laugh so I'll take it.

@itwasmewasntit2448 7 лет назад

Kasumi is such a great character:D

@garrettcarter2959 7 лет назад

"I'm ready to record"

@antiochus87 7 лет назад

Yes, there is definitely a market for this.

@spencerbowden2979 Год назад

Can you imagine if Shepard actually got the 3 way with these two.

@JhonyFox19pl 11 лет назад

0:50 Ohhhhh burnnnnnn from Jack I mean daaaaamn that's just low blow.

@lanand9397 7 лет назад

Amazing

@raulecreuset667 Месяц назад

Character Development of Normandy's crew is the reason Mass Effect is addictive game.

@evgeniptolemy5570 3 года назад

Miranda with that haircut line...That was a nice burn.

@callahaine100 3 года назад

1:18 lol Even Jack couldn't ignore Miranda's famous butt! And she makes even more comments about it if you choose "support conflict"

@raylast3873 7 лет назад

Test tube clone princess is pretty good.

@Rikard_Nilsson 8 лет назад

Don't remember 100% but I think the morning after event insinuate something did happen between them.

@Rikard_Nilsson 8 лет назад

Never.

@Jygerthe2nd 6 лет назад

Yyyeah, I kinda have the same headcanon as Shepard. lol

@ramoninocencio8524 7 лет назад

wait a minute if kasumi can be any where and record things who says she didn't record shepred getting Lucky with somebody?:)

@Theemptythroneistaken 4 года назад

Oh fuckin hell kasumi 😂😂

@lesan001 10 лет назад

oh man, just got citadel dlc but no miranda, maybe I can keep her alive second time around.

@coltwesley342 8 лет назад

Kasumi is the best she will probably have to stay invisible forever so jack doesn't kill her though lol

@TheChouse27 10 лет назад

Kasumi is the best.

@tingvei6571 3 года назад

to hate is to love

@skeleboi8507 3 года назад

*Hearing Jack's rack is bigger than they appeared* Me: *heavy breathing *

@johnparker7663 2 года назад

I came only for hearing where jack called a miranda a cheerleader

@ChloetheGaymer 11 лет назад

Can you do a version of the Support Conflict?

@madgizmo2212 7 лет назад

Amazing scene....although pissing off 2 of the most powerful human biotics around may not be a wise idea.

@viprthered 2 года назад

2:47 no but shepherds was to see you kiss

@CLEARLYME117 11 лет назад

loled at kasumi

@trygullx 8 лет назад

NO JACKS SHE DOESNT WISH ITS US THAT WISHED DX

@xWinterAries 11 лет назад

Lol Bioware was listening to us ship them xD

@flashn00b 6 лет назад

1:44 Two words: Source Filmmaker

@somejokex 9 лет назад

During the whole video I was just like -😠 seriously STOP FRICKING FIGHTING

@LeoneLaTwerk2 11 месяцев назад

They did. They were fucking around lol

@anthonyfanchin1144 11 лет назад

Everyone always says just kiss already

@dragonssweets6841 9 лет назад

Kasumi XD LMAO!!!

@edkcorner4036 Год назад

en el 2 se odian a muerte pero en el 3 parece que se volvieron amigas

@CandleKern 9 лет назад

LOL Kasumi!! xDD

@N7Khaleesi 11 лет назад

Lmao! Awesome

@Starbuck8008 4 года назад

God jack is awesome

@Immagonko 10 лет назад

1:30 *weird pause* lol

@mrcodypettit 11 лет назад

They blow up half the apartment

@VillanousVixen Год назад

Now kith

@Sirrunalot24 10 лет назад

Shit. Couldn't get Kasumi because I didn't do the side mission.

@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 2 года назад

Kasumi would record that