McGonagall* Reacts to Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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*still a joke. I'm not white, Scottish or 89. I'm also chatting rubbish for 86% of all my videos.
Goblet of fire was a SLOG and not just coz of the technical difficulties! This isn't my favourite of the movies, I finished filming it at 3 am for various reasons and I was trying to control my period induced mood swings so the unhingedness really is something this vid. Love that for us :P
Subscribe and that or just don't. Whatever floats your dingy.
chapters that are definitely useful and not a waste of time:
00:00 - boring long intro sorry not sorry
01:39 - not vibing
02:06 - fertility flexing
02:31 - dance lesson
03:23 - hermione and the incompetence of magic
04:57 - temu vs legit
06:20 - the death of me
06:49 - dumbledore + latte
07:50 - feral
09:10 - the og golden trio
10:27 - no romance
11:47 - eddy c moment
12:56 - hoarding buried alive
14:32 - babbling bumbling band of baboons
15:05 - wtf
16:01 - mcgonogalls magical matchmaking ministration
18:02 - you can't chat to me, son
19:51 - lurking myrtle
21:40 - big finger flaps
22:53 - cardi mcg
24:31 - my period brings out my mysoginy
27:04 - voldemort kd
28:16 - minverva escape tips
29:12 - glastonbury portaloo
30:38 - we've watched with this witch
31:03 - i'm sorry

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@BRIDGET245 29 дней назад

4:49 do you want to fight 😭😭😭😭😭

@Chanwills0 28 дней назад

IM DEAD SOZ BRIDGET 😂💀

@user-isidwi3i29 24 дня назад

😂😂😂

@betsybreen1102 20 дней назад

@@Chanwills0HAHAHAHAH😂❤

@ryderrezentes1286 19 дней назад

for what??

@betsybreen1102 19 дней назад

@@ryderrezentes1286her name is Bridget 😂 the person who commented

@fairytail_phoebe77831 Месяц назад

I clicked faster than Draco could say my father will hear about this

@TangerineDr4gonz Месяц назад

Why is this so funny!😂

@Uewrydehyrecyg Месяц назад

SAME

@Annabeth_Chase68 Месяц назад

Same lol

@m4rzwithst4rz Месяц назад

Same lol

@debracollette2354 Месяц назад

So truuuuuue

@Midnightsstan521 Месяц назад

Can’t wait for the Order of the Phoenix reaction, which is gonna be 80% footage of McGonagall angrily calling Childline to report Umbridge

@nightmarefreddle4174 Месяц назад

That will be great, it’ll be comedy gold.

@robertfigarocherlyne8364 Месяц назад

Lol

@nicolaatkinson2658 Месяц назад

Frrrr

@ydmeve4534 Месяц назад

Mr. Potter, have a biscuit. *Calls childline as Harry is having a biscuit*

@Esiecat Месяц назад

Yeah lol

@DitaR-zh6ko Месяц назад

"I'm as fertile as they come" ma'am it is 12:35 am, I have a flight in the morning, yet you have destroyed my will to sleep in less than a minute.

@BikiBikiBoom Месяц назад

Harry: Me too mate

@ChrisArborLife Месяц назад

"You can't trust sombody who's named after confectionary" 🤣🤣That's one of my favorite lines I've ever heard just behind "bibbity bobbity backhand"

@BeccaBearSc 27 дней назад

IKR Bibbity Bobbity Backhand was gold

@CaptainJackSparrowSavvy Месяц назад

Mcgonagall: “We NEVER use transfiguration as punishment” Also magonagall: “perhaps I should transfigure you and Mr potter into clocks so that way one of you might be on time!”

@coreyklaustermeier5692 Месяц назад

Yes, as she said threatening transfiguration is fine, just can’t go through with it lol

@Observer675 Месяц назад

"Perhaps a map?"

@d22777 17 дней назад

Saying it sarcastically is one thing, actually doing is another.

@WolfstarLover77 Месяц назад

"She may be a cat, but really she's the goat" I may never find a more accurate description of McGonagall 😂😂😂

@starringsnips Месяц назад

when his name was called, i wish Harry just walked out the hall like “oh hell nah i’m going to bed, traumatise another teenager for once”

@nathanhunt9264 Месяц назад

Would of been cool if he did that

@Hermione_Granger 21 день назад

@@nathanhunt9264 Would've* and yeah I agree lol

@aestheticgurl2976 Месяц назад

we love Temu McGonagall bringing light to small indie films like Harry potter. Used to be my favorite film when I was 89.

@Twonkle-Bonkle Месяц назад

*Small* indie films 💀

@nicolasripoll7974 Месяц назад

@@Twonkle-Bonkle that's the joke XD

@valentinarunko67 Месяц назад

"don't put him in a cupboard, he's gonna have PTSD"

@grayscalegreyscale 22 дня назад

that killed me same with her reaction just after rita says he must feel right at home 😭💀‼️

@TotalDramaGurlie Месяц назад

“Hello ladies and jellyspoons” I am so thankful for being recognized as a jellyspoon. Thank you temu McGonagall or should I say Miss Minerva.

@UrFavMarsali Месяц назад

What do you mean temu McGonagall? She is real.

@TotalDramaGurlie Месяц назад

@@UrFavMarsali she legit said temu McGonagall herself.. she called herself it. Cuz she don’t wanna get sued.

@UrFavMarsali Месяц назад

@@TotalDramaGurlie ik it was a joke

@TotalDramaGurlie Месяц назад

@@UrFavMarsali sorry I didn’t realise that.

@UrFavMarsali Месяц назад

@@TotalDramaGurlie its ok!

@peggyknecht5551 Месяц назад

"Send him to AA. Sybil can go too." LOL!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jamie7398 Месяц назад

And Winky the house elf too.

@Twonkle-Bonkle Месяц назад

@@jamie7398true

@peggyknecht5551 Месяц назад

@@jamie7398 Yep, her too. All three of them can carpool to AA.

@user-vy8mh7he8p 27 дней назад

They're all insane

@Twonkle-Bonkle 27 дней назад

@@peggyknecht5551 they might need a driver

@TangerineDr4gonz Месяц назад

Did anyone notice how ABSOLUTLY ✨GORGEOUS✨ she is!

@Nick-sq5xe Месяц назад

As always

@Twonkle-Bonkle Месяц назад

@@Nick-sq5xefrrrr

@FrankFurther Месяц назад

Everyone yeah

@amysmith2376 Месяц назад

Ofcourse❤

@stefaniekoch5053 Месяц назад

Yasss, she is stunning ❤

@nicolasripoll7974 Месяц назад

"He glided down, that's the only cool thing he ever done" ✨

@BirdieCoit 6 дней назад

That line was gold!🤣🤣

@angelicafigueroa0221 Месяц назад

What's sadder is that Durmstrang no longer has a Headmaster since Kakoroff ran off and was later killed Viktor told Harry and the rest that the Durmstrang students were the ones operating the ship when they came here their Headmaster stayed in his cabin and left them to continuously maintain the magic needed to take the ship underwater for hours at a time

@caseycampbell4787 26 дней назад

What the heck's up with that though? Like while he was still there to be headmaster I mean.

@angelicafigueroa0221 26 дней назад

@@caseycampbell4787 nah once Voldemort came back he left since it's known he tried to rat the rest of the death eaters out in court to save his skin, so he abandoned ship as they say

@jonahthrane812 Месяц назад

7:30 the shoulder squeeze of reassurance reminded me how annoyed i am that Harry named his children after Albus and Severus, then forgets the witch who would fight the dark lord for him if she could, who supported him, and was there for him in so many instances, and instead names his daughter after Luna. Luna? WHY LUNA??? Lily Molly would have been acceptable, Lily Minerva should be the correct name for his daughter. Lily Minny is the perfect nickname. I feel mad for Minerva.

@cloudwatcher608 26 дней назад

I am 100 percent with you. Minerva is the most underrated in-universe character. Snape happened to be a double agent because he had an unhealthy obsession with Harry’s mom and Harry is all in on him, but McGonagall who has stood up for Harry for years, who would have raised him probably if Dumbledore allowed it, was shafted

@jonahthrane812 26 дней назад

@@cloudwatcher608 we don't get told much about Minerva's relationship to James and Lily, but we can assume it was good because she was willing to spend an entire day as a cat monitoring the dursleys, and as far as I can remember, not on the orders of Dumbledore, because her report on them being the worst sort doesn't change his mind. So I always assumed they were on good if not very good terms, and she was also willing to buy the broom for Harry, I see two contributing reasons for that, he is the son of James and Lily so she wants to treat him well, and Minerva is a raving quidditch fan who wants the Quidditch trophy in her office. So I always assumed that if Dumbledore said to Minerva to stop teaching to raise and protect Harry she wouldn't want to stop teaching but would want to help Harry. I'm currently on the hunt for a good fanfic of Minerva raising Harry.

@somonenamedaashna 21 день назад

i do believe luna was a female version of lupin, but it was still a weird decision considering there was a character that was named luna

@jonahthrane812 20 дней назад

@@somonenamedaashna agreed. It's odd choosing her as a name when it could have been any female who played a bigger role in his life. Molly. Minerva. Even Nymphadora Tonks. Instead we get Luna. And unless Luna and Harry became very close friends in the 19 years, they were never great friends.

@Heheduckie 16 дней назад

should’ve been Lily Minnie-Luna Potter a double barrelled one

@runabhattacharjee8095 Месяц назад

TemuGonagall ✅ From wish ✅ A freestyle dance teacher ✅ Sounds about right…😊 Edit: OH MY- 90 LIKES. Thanks so much!

@TothanCrawk Месяц назад

Between Myrtle in this (even though its a movie thing) and the love potions in Half-Blood Prince girls should have the same restrictions to the dormitories that boys do.

@djw7141 Месяц назад

They should in general

@heytrace Месяц назад

since the girls stairs turn to slides when a boy tries to go up there it should be the same for boys

@sross9501 Месяц назад

100% agree, there's a lot of predatory women in this series... Voldy's mom also went the love potion subjugation route, and while Rita Skeeter was ultimately just interested in exploiting Harry for dramatic articles, the scene with her in the closet with Harry felt really flirtatious and disturbing. I realize that having the commons rooms jinxed so girls can't enter the boys room wouldn't fix what the adults in this story did, you'd still think accountability and boundaries would be taught to the girls the same way it's taught to the boys.

@TothanCrawk Месяц назад

@@sross9501 couldn't have said it better myself!!!!

@LeoChaseTheMythMaster Месяц назад

"Which ironically is very British of them."

@marianna789 Месяц назад

I CLICKED AS FAST AS BELLA RUNS WHEN VOLDY CALLS HER-

@s0ul_.04-v Месяц назад

That is so accurate 😭

@foxfireangels3960 Месяц назад

You said Bella, and I got confused, like why would Bella from Twilight run when Voldemort calls her? Then I realized, I got the wrong Bella.

@eakrishnaply-ok1fj 29 дней назад

SAME @@foxfireangels3960

@hughmiddaugh198 29 дней назад

No, no. Keep going. I want to hear the rest of this fanfic.

@ankitaborah924 14 дней назад

@@foxfireangels3960Thought I was the only one

@darkserpentcat3309 Месяц назад

“This was my Golden Trio and I never felt so alone” Oh my Merlin, Harry is the next McGonagall 😮

@Ali-mv3jc Месяц назад

As a British Asian I was so sad with the Patel twins outfits! I actually redesigned their outfits for my GCSE textiles coursework back in the day. The lenghas aren't that bad but I don't love them. I get that they didn't want to outshine Hermione and Fleur but still 😭

@sross9501 Месяц назад

I mean Cho's dress was nice too, I think since Pavarti went with Harry, and he was a champion, that was more than a good enough reason to dress them up a bit more formal. But alas. Still, Ginny had the worst dress imo.

@nj.7325 Месяц назад

they're not that bad? flame only to anyone who made those decisions on the set, but as a south asian i'd only be seen at home in that. we go hard for parties, they did those girls so dirty. edit: culturally it's like they showed up in tshirt and jeans

@Moonlight-p8m Месяц назад

@@nj.7325 I would never wear that. Even for a minute.

@Ali-mv3jc Месяц назад

@@nj.7325 yeah it's definitely casual clothes, I mean the lehenga weren't that bad in terms of fit.

@CamCamMan23 Месяц назад

That's such a cool GCSE project for textiles!! What sort of designs did you go for?

@spookyspice596 Месяц назад

Movie: (CHAOS, MAGIC, DRAGONS, *TEEN ANGST!*) TumuGonagall: (casually dipping a biscuit in her coffee) 😂

@user-em5bf8ru1s Месяц назад

I swear you cant catch a break having a seven year headache, doing like twelve jobs at hogwarts, not getting to curse umbridge and now technical difficulties you are a warrior madame

@evman1094 Месяц назад

5:51 "Sybil can go too" is such a deep cut it even took ME a second 🤣

@ar_baxter Месяц назад

"At least he didn't have to come back and meet umbridge" he was a seventh year. He wasn't going to anyway.

@Chanwills0 Месяц назад

He’s an early birthday, he was in 6th year in GOF. It refs him being 5th year in POA

@ar_baxter Месяц назад

@@Chanwills0 ah, gotcha. Definitely dodged a bullet then. I can imagine Harry begging him to lead the DA so he didn't have to

@pageachatter229 Месяц назад

One thing that never made sense to me is why, in the movies, they made Durmstrang and Beauxbatons single sex schools, when in the books, both were co-ed. It was just weird.

@PiksyMexxy Месяц назад

That ending was bl**dy brilliant! I laughed so hard. 🌟 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Also when you were talking about Dumbledore taking sides with Snape, all i could think about was how awkward Palentines Day will be next year.

@Macavity116 Месяц назад

"Nobody has called the Vatican!" -- I'm gonna die laughing at this one.

@Spellbound_Rose Месяц назад

Oh I love these “witch watches!!!” This is going to be good!!! ✨🌸

@binecou Месяц назад

I've never understood why Hermione looked at the camera when she said "it's not going to wooooork"

@Chanwills0 Месяц назад

She thinks she’s in the office 😂

@SkyPerson Месяц назад

I was not prepared for the first thing I hear in this video to be “I’m as fertile as they come”

@izzym.t Месяц назад

Temu-Mcgonagall describing Harry Potter as "Wizard Jesus" is everything😂

@Ali-mv3jc Месяц назад

Fun fact, the band that performs at the Yule ball (the weird sisters) includes members of Pulp and Radiohead! The main singer is played by Jarvis Cocker of Pulp. Other members include: Steve Mackey of Pulp Johnny Greenwood and Phil Selway of Radiohead Jason Buckle of All seeing I Steven Claydon of Add n to x

@andreykarbinovskiy430 11 дней назад

It would be fun if they could get real Twisted Sisters on there.

@Sunset671 Месяц назад

13:50 I love how no one realised tge biscuit she was dipping in her tea literally changed😂

@joeowensby3997 Месяц назад

After hearing Myrtal in this I am amazed how close the potter parodies are voice wise. You have amazing range as a VA!

@Starkidfan27 Месяц назад

15:12 for this entire scene I had tears of laughter rolling down my face. your comedy is somehow always exactly on point, thank you!

@dinayoung9966 Месяц назад

This was probably one of my favorites! I was in tears for most of it. And I COMPLETELY agree with the lurking Myrtle bit. Even going with her physical/mortal(?) age, it's just creepy.

@bloomfieldgirls5716 Месяц назад

I clicked faster than when Peter Pettigrew can say “Sqeauk squeak I'm a rat”

@codyfox2902 Месяц назад

Whan she said OK Edward Cullen i mediately thout Cedric where😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 11:39

@protorhinocerator142 10 дней назад

I am The Batman

@Doghousecrafts92833 Месяц назад

Ron in the background as Hermione convinces Harry to go up be like... *scratches head, looking mad*. Bru, Im dying... 🤣

@Spellbound_Rose Месяц назад

I love these “witch watches!!!” I can’t wait, I can already tell that this will be so good!! ✨🌸

@DeclanDahReviewer Месяц назад

"Horizontally Challenged Boat" Agreed Edit: Best Witch Watches

@FiliaxLilianna Месяц назад

The queen has returned ❤ FINALLY, NOW AM WAITING FOR THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX (especially roasting Umbridge)

@capris_peach Месяц назад

We need witch watches with the order of the phoenix Edit: Albus and Severus were truly the meaning of duo in a trio especially after they died

@thedragonauthority Месяц назад

To think that someone can be sued simply for doing an impression of someone. That's horrible. You are very funny and you're impression is spot on. Great work.

@reesey_22-pn9dw Месяц назад

Petition for Order of the Phoenix witch watches🔥🔥 👇

@monsterhighlover8373 Месяц назад

2:12 Icon 2:25 questionable 2:34 slay 3:26 spitting facts 4:48 talking sh*t about Maxine 5:00 more slaying 6:20 same 6:32 spitting bars 6:55 spitting bars part 2 7:13 making excuses for Dumbledore 7:29 mother

@ankitaborah924 14 дней назад

Maxime*

@Kendall-y4v Месяц назад

21:08 THATS WILDDDDD💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 but like temumcgonigall has a pointttt

@the_colorful_viking Месяц назад

22:55 SHE LET HER INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS OUT xd. ✨Professor WAPgonagall✨.

@tamaris_nail.polish Месяц назад

I clicked faster than McGonagall could say "This is Witch Watches but Which Witch will Watch"

@EmP900 Месяц назад

14:16 your laugh and then the bloop noise from Harry’s water is amazing! 😂

@timdaley8978 Месяц назад

Mom get up! McGonagall posted!

@PoTtAh_edits_2009 Месяц назад

MUMMMMMMMMMMM GET UP

@Aj28492 Месяц назад

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I DONT GIVE A F*CK YOUR HUSBAND JUST DIVORCED YOU GET UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

@MademoiselleRed1390 Месяц назад

Ron being jealous of Hermione because he liked Krum made more sense actually hahhahahaa

@mattmclaren3067 13 дней назад

It is my head canon and I'm sticking to it.

@tinadong5358 Месяц назад

Her singing is absolutely ✨ GORGEOUS ✨💅🏻

@Steamedcatfish Месяц назад

THE CUTOFF WITH THE UKULELE ACTUALLY GOT ME The moment you said apology it came to my mind and yet I still wasn't ready.

@clodsank 27 дней назад

“i am mcgonnagal from temu” “apart from i won’t steal your credit card information and do fraud with it” I CANT 😂

@reesey_22-pn9dw Месяц назад

"That's how you know McGonagall's a real one" 😂😂💀💀🔥🔥✨✨💅💅❤❤

@hedgiehogdudeu_u406 Месяц назад

Oh god I can't wait for the next one, all the Umbridge slander is going to feed me for the year

@helenaxxbonham Месяц назад

"OmG iTs DoBbY oN a LaMa" 😂😂 got me kissing the floorrr😢

@peggyknecht5551 Месяц назад

temu McGonagall and movie McGonagall are total badass, Lady bosses

@Carly_potterhead2.0 Месяц назад

It is impossible to not laugh watching these videos I just cant😂😂😂

@ThatOneOcelotTherian Месяц назад

BTW Hermione and Harry actually thought about a scuba tank but Hermione thought he could get disqualified for breaking the the Statue of Secrecy! 🙂(Also that was in the books not movies)

@shaneflores5657 Месяц назад

22:54 The WAP remix, I'm done. I can't stop laughing. I haven't even even finished the whole thing because I keep re-watching the samething. 😂😂😂

@seregrian5675 Месяц назад

So glad to see "Witch Watches", where I can enjoy this witch watch!

@Zoruagalaxy Месяц назад

8:49 " Dumbledore looks so upset..." 😂

@TKHaines Месяц назад

"Hogwarts still doesn't condone animal curlily. That's a child." 🤣

@Finnley-supports-translives Месяц назад

McGonagall ❌️ MomGonagall ✅️

@joemachado33 Месяц назад

These vids bring me so much happiness *Ced’s dad crying in the background*

@ginnyofnewstone6142 Месяц назад

Also the actress who played Myrtle was actually like 33, fr. Also it was only in the book, but the golden trio, one of them Harry i think does think of accio-ing a scuba tank, but then thinks he wouldnt have enough time for one to make it to him and hed be able to learn how to use it in a space of an hour. Just FYI. I had the same thought tho when i first read the book. Im old so i read the books before the movies came out.

@booklover3341 Месяц назад

First, I love that dog. So pretty/handsome. Second, it's the anguished "That's my boooooy!" that always kills me with this movie. Loved this installment. Well done.

@scifirocks Месяц назад

I love that you're eating ginger biscuits in this :)

@Finnley-supports-translives Месяц назад

Honestly why does anybody think the Ministy has competent people 😭

@EljiahTheMythInvestegate Месяц назад

She’s at it again the queen

@brandiweaver7859 Месяц назад

I love your videos makes me smile when I’m in my dark feels plus my kid nephews and nieces say you’re their favorite RU-vid channel

@alexandraneys561 Месяц назад

YES WITCH WATCHES IS BACKKKKK!❤ and can we talk about how SHE COMES UP WITH THE FUNNIEST KIND OF COMBACKS😂😂

@Redster3 Месяц назад

“We do not condone animal cruelty at Hogwarts. That dragon was absolutely fine… Promise.” The Hungarian Horntail: 💀

@debracollette2354 Месяц назад

So I have been watching to much of her stuff lately so when I went to binge watch harry potter, I thought everything was wrong thinking hers was the original😂😂😂😂

@ElderGhoul Месяц назад

I always felt that they should have introduced Cedric earlier in the series so his death was an even bigger blow.

@finris1 28 дней назад

Well, the books did introduce him in book 3, and made him look humble and nice. He tried to help Harry during the quidditch match, and wanted to redo the game after catching the snitch after Harry was incapacitated by the dementors.

@emilyricks990 Месяц назад

So glad I finally have enough time to sit down and watch this. I’ve been looking forward to this for ages!

@runabhattacharjee8095 Месяц назад

Wake up! Witch Watches is finally back!

@Rockas360 Месяц назад

McGonagall and Snape being "those hormone monsters are running our floors"

@lifeiscruisey1912 22 дня назад

"Imagine if it wasnt harry. Imagine if that was Fleur.... Alloo" i shrieked and choked. And then to end it with the ukele apology 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i wish there were 9 harry potter movies because at this stage it hurts we are already half way through the witch watches series

@tricorvus2673 Месяц назад

I love Chanwills as much as I love Dame Maggie. I am a 60 year old woman.

@emak.6111 Месяц назад

My headcanon is that you’re actually McGonagall from the books, judging how you were portrayed by the filmmakers in the ‘documentary’ about harry potter

@Mellohi_wither Месяц назад

SHES BACKKKK Edit: that Hermione was spot on 😂 Edit 2 Electric Boogaloo: that last frame, i see you hiding a grin💀

@JamesMartin-rv5el Месяц назад

I'm so glad you back doing these. You make me laugh. I love your videos. Please never stop

@WhyZardian Месяц назад

"Send Syble, too" is crazy tho

@HyattHyatt3179 Месяц назад

Yes! A new McGonagall reacts! These are always on point❤💛 A compact boat for easier travels? Perhaps it unfolds when it's under water or something?

@runabhattacharjee8095 Месяц назад

5:03 Good moves😂

@Dancingpotterhead Месяц назад

OMG, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR EVER XX!!!!!!!!

@shikishinobi Месяц назад

Your apology is accepted, as I only just finished rewatching these yesterday, so your timing is apt. And here is some love to help you along when times are tough. Keep on trucking and I am looking forward to your next round of Witch Watch, whenever the witch watches witches watching. Stay awesome!