Metal Insults 

An insult so simple, yet so crushing. So brutal, yet so silly. "You're a poser." Especially when you say it to a metalcore listener

In Greece, if you say to a metalhead "Go have a haircut." ("Άντε κουρέψου.") is considered an extremely rude insult!

As of late my favorite insult has been: "You're more useless then a Parental Advisory sticker on a Cannibal Corpse album."

“You’re moshing makes you look like it’s your first time getting drunk.”❤️‍🔥💀

“Your metal can’t cut butter!” “Your favorite record label is Fischer Price! That’s not metal, that’s plastic!” “Your growling sounds like a white noise machine that puts insomniac babies to sleep!” “Even Baby Metal is more brutal than you, and they’re more of a chick band!” (Sorry Baby Metal fans. *gives you chocolate*) “Even Deathklok is more legitimate than you!” “Stryper is darker than you!” “My Brownie Girl Scout sash had more badges than your battle vest!” “The man clapping coconut shells behind King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail was more metal than you!”

It’s all fun and games till someone tells me I look like I look up to Corey Taylor. Ewwww

You forgot the classic "poser" 😂

Idk the bettle vest looking like a grandma's quilt sounds like a compliment to me

Showed up 20 minutes late to a Sunn O))) concert, missed the first note.

See now the battle vest insult is what gets you hurt

Where I live, in Dracula's country, one of the most famuos insults is "did you argued with the barber?"

I’ve seen better moshing at a day care lol 😂 that was Fantastic

I'm a simple man, I see Blackmetal Werewolf upload, I watch 😁

Fortunately, I've never had a battle vest (too much needlework, plus living in the Southwest never necessitated such a thing), and I've never been in a one-man black meyal band!

Nu metal? More like spew metal!

one of the happiest things in my life : blackmetal werewolf posting

"I've seen more pathetic breakdowns in a high school bathroom"

“Your style of moshing is terrible”

Did you cancel your metalhead box subscription? Last opening was February

you are about as brutal as the black veil brides

Overkill stole Avenged Sevenfolds logo

If someone said the Corey Taylor one to me I'd actually be offended by it

Did you make those up yourself? 🤔

The choruses in metalcore sounds like justin bieber

Hey toddlers are vicious and as such the moshing is brutal

Joke's on you. I actually like Corey Taylor's voice. It would be more of an insult if you said Ivan Moody.

that last one was by far the worst lmao

I know a metal guy that wears camo shorts and sandels. Lol

One-man Black Metal bands and Smash fans unite!

Ok. Got ya. 🤘🏾

😂

I love your videos keep it up💪🏻

0:48 #FACTS 😭

ROFLMSAO

Spicy, just how it should be. I got a metal insult. It’s all good fun here. But…. “Big things coming soon for your band? Ha! I think what you meant to say was hey guys we’re gonna release one album then some drama will happen to where we will split up, form another shit generic local band thinking this one will stick and do it all over again”

👏🏻👏🏻🤘🏻🇦🇷

Great video

Haha - these are pretty good! 🤘😆

You call that black metal? I’ve heard better at IKEA…

Cringe

For those who have people they want out of their lives... tell them they look like Ivan Moody.

at your age you shoudnt look like teenager . get the right clothes for your age .. and cut your hair .. jeje most what I got from people

Ooo posted a nice lil vid before work thanks BMW

You should do a cd collection video