MHTV SOCIAL DISTANCING SPECIAL: Golden Film's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"

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For your continued battle against cabin fever, we return to the Golden Films mockbuster stable for this look at a true social distancing king! Revisit the timeless tale of Quasimodo, and his love for the beautiful Es--er, Melody? Is that right, Melody? Anyway, he fights to protect her...and her talking instruments...from some Gaston knockoff? Um, okay, I guess that's what we're going with here.
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@pocketsizeforyourtravelcon3325 4 года назад

“If they’re all Gypsies, why are they white?” “Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!”

@sarasamaletdin4574 4 года назад

I think it’s kind of complicated question if Romani are white or not. Not that it matters if you are white or not but Romani aren’t darker skinned usually, similar to how Jews aren’t darker skinned even if they are seen as their own people group.

@A_swarm_of_bees 4 года назад

Better question. Why are they making stereotypical spanish music?

@alexemy2463 4 года назад

pink_ io.n bc Spanish is also seen as exotic but still European and researching Romani music would’ve been, like, effort

@turkishvan2 4 года назад

@@A_swarm_of_bees Well, flamenco at least has roots in Romani music. Not sure about other Spanish music

@QuinnthePrincess 4 года назад

Wasn't Esmeralda in the book born French and was kidnapped by the gypsies as a baby? Because I guess that would give this movie's version a pass for her being white (but not for the rest of them). I sincerely doubt anyone on this project even skimmed the source material, though.

@TheHeroOfTomorrow 4 года назад

"But a silver coin is worth its weight in gold!" That is...DEMONSTRABLY not how that works.

@POLE7645 4 года назад

Golden films! Masters of mixed metaphors.

@SEELE-ONE 4 года назад

That line made Archimedes throw a tantrum in his bathub...

@Japaneseanimeguy 4 года назад

@@POLE7645 simile. I don't think it's originally a metaphor even if it's used like one.

@StevenDolce 4 года назад

Weren't you going to review this film back in 2011, TheHeroOfTomorrow?

@henrygvidonas9573 3 года назад

Numismaticians everywhere are slapping their foreheads.

@ToruKun1 4 года назад

Quasimodo becoming handsome by brushing the hair out of his eyes and standing up straight is the Disney knock-off cartoon equivalent of when an "ugly" female character takes her hair down and stops wearing glasses and turns beautiful.

@nyxshadowhawk 4 года назад

No one is going to complain about the gargoyles again after watching this.

@cartooncritique6625 4 года назад

The gargoyles are ray of sunshine compared to these damn bats and annoying talking instruments. At least the gargoyles were actually entertaining...somewhat.

@taekinuru2 4 года назад

I will forever complain about the garguy/gargoyle wordplay but beyond that eh. There’s worse out there.

@rogue7723 4 года назад

@@cartooncritique6625 That's what I thought. At least Disney used the gargoyles a bit sparingly in comparison to comic reliefs like Mushu or Timon and Pumbaa, for example.

@averyeml 4 года назад

IM LOSING TO A BIRD

@joyunicycle 3 года назад

The gargoyles are funnier in comparison! Even tolerable in Hunchback 2 compared to this - I can't believe I said that!

@utterfool2164 4 года назад

I immediately skipped to the “Quasimodo was handsome the whole time” scene just to see your reaction and I was not disappointed!

@jonathanpeterson1633 4 года назад

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but this sad excuse for an opening song just made the beginning of Hunchback II look like frickin’ Les Mis!

@anarchomando7707 4 года назад

How

@RileyRivalle2 4 года назад

@Joseph Misinec Because it's so bad in comparison, I mean what other "how" could you possibly imagine?

@Theturtleowl 4 года назад

Oh that hurts. You are right, but this truth hurts.

@askatuproductions 4 года назад

they look more german than french wtf

@oomflem 28 дней назад

How fucking deep does the hunchback of notre dame mockbuster circle go? Is there an even worse mockbuster based on the dingo pictures one out there somewhere? How many hunchback knockoffs even are there???

@superfanmusicmaker 4 года назад

As if the fact that Quasimodo turns handsome at the end wasn't bad enough, this isn't even the only adaptation where that happens.

@superfanmusicmaker 4 года назад

@Amphibious 17 Indeed it does, but that doesn't stop people from doing it.

@POLE7645 4 года назад

You too had to suffer the horrors of Mondo World. Right?

@reginabeach58 4 года назад

What other adaptations do it?

@AliciaNyblade 4 года назад

AND it's not the only Victor Hugo story to get that ridiculous, insulting ending. In the 1960s, there was an Italian movie version of Hugo's "The Man Who Laughs" and, among the many horrendous changes they made to the plot, they had the disfigured character receive an operation at the end that rendered him perfectly handsome. But wait, there's more! They also had his girlfriend, who was born blind, magically gain her sight. Does it change their relationship? No, because they were already a happy couple before. Does it serve the ableist notion that you can only be "really happy" if you're conventionally attractive and/or have all your senses? Yes. And does it completely piss on Hugo's intentions in his original novel? Yes, it fucking does.

@superfanmusicmaker 4 года назад

@@reginabeach58 As POLE7645 pointed out, the Mondo TV adaptation does it. Though it's transformation is a lot more blatantly with ripping off Beauty And The Beast, which is at least a little more impressive than Quasimodo just brushing his hair out of his eyes and standing up straight.

@knightandneedle 4 года назад

Okay, but like, why is no one commenting on the fact that not Gaston literally says “Le yeehaw” when roping the donkey?

@cartooncritique6625 4 года назад

It's like a bad joke from an old Pepe Le Pew cartoon...except there you expect it to be silly and stereotypical!

@Theturtleowl 3 года назад

I really tried to ignore that to save my sanity.

@kenthuang436 3 года назад

@Cartoon Critique You forgot that Pepe also gets to be a creep and sexually harass females and kiss them when they clearly don’t want. it and gets away with it!

@CJCroen1393 3 года назад

It was so stupid we didn't wanna dignify it with a response. (In all seriousness, that was one point that was actually so dumb that it circled back and somehow managed to become funny to me XD)

@ponytailproductions2503 3 года назад

Is it wrong that I find that hilarious?

@kristenbenvenete 4 года назад

Disney's movie opening: chilling orchestral music majestically floating through pairs. Cheap knock-off: One third of the rice crispy guys singing songs rejected by Barney.

@HarlanDaleAbsher 4 года назад

When you look at how the Disney one opens up with the bells of Notre Dame, there's just no comparison

@FillaneAmmisto 4 года назад

Gaston Frollo: doing anything against the law is illegal Me: well at least one thing where this mov.... I mean thing is right

@josephrowe849 4 года назад

No one upholds the law like Gaston Frollo!

@alexjewett7455 6 месяцев назад

Even if that one thing was "water is wet" levels of obvious.

@Dreigonix 4 года назад

PARTY’S OVER, PHELOUS!

@wstine79 4 года назад

HEEEEEEEEEE

@98953812 4 года назад

Phelous: "D-did he just say my fucking name?! What the fuck is going on here?!?!"

@robbiewalker2831 4 года назад

Dreigonix 5:41

@fermintenava5911 4 года назад

I felt so sorry for Phelous, when he had to watch this. It wasn't sorry enough.

@robbiewalker2831 4 года назад

@@fermintenava5911 Well what do you expect when his name is extremely similar to the word "fellas"? I feel that the actor putted too much emphasis on "Fell" in "fellas" that it ends up sounded like "Fail", which is why Phelous though he heard his name.

@mimsilvernote 4 года назад

Who decided to create a crossover of Beauty and The Beast: Belle’s Magical World and Hunchback of Notre Dame 2?

@phoebevaughan5095 2 месяца назад

At least Quasimodo didn't magically turn handsome at the end of Hunchback 2!

@phoenixkh93 4 года назад

the sidekick who keeps eating is literally the character design of human cogsworth

@ClaudetteVioletta 3 года назад

I was thinking the same thing when I saw the Phelous review.

@bjornjonsson6583 4 года назад

"Oui, oui" "No thank you, I went before we left."😂😂🤣

@rach3092 2 года назад

Lmao

@stephaniewozny3852 3 года назад

"YES, NOW THAT I'M *CONFIRMED* HANDSOME, MY LOOKS DON'T MATTER ANYMORE!" I'm sorry, I had to bring up that bit from Phelous. I love these snarky commentaries you do of these opposition-awful mockbusters.

@joyunicycle 3 года назад

4:47 "Wait this is our title character? Excuse me? Movie, I demand to speak to your manager!" Get in line, behind Victor Hugo's enraged ghost.

@MrKlausbaudelaire 4 года назад

This is the kind of movie that makes me wish for the original ending... especialy the part Quasimodo starves to death because he refuses to leave Esmeralda's grave...

@popscope6896 4 года назад

Even when it's mediocre (especialy when you look at the competition), these films still require like ... a lot of work. Must be a bit depressing to work on such low-quality/budget projects...

@cartooncritique6625 4 года назад

I would say it is downright soul-crushing!

@rach3092 2 года назад

You can tell when people are great at animation and uh when they’re trying 😅

@alexjewett7455 6 месяцев назад

That's assuming the people who worked on this actually cared about what they were making. 9 times out of 10, these kinds of movies are made just to profit by cashing in on whatever Disney was doing at the time.

@kristinahuchison2511 23 часа назад

You do realize these studios don’t actually care about the source material being adapted right?? They literally make cheap knock offs of whatever Disney was making at the time to trick people into buying these mockbusters instead.

@julesmikell4198 4 года назад

I can't tell you how excited I got. I legit shouted to my boyfriend "ooooh guess what musical hell is reveiwing" this channel deserves more attention tbh

@PassTheMarmalade1957 4 года назад

Reminder: This is not - I repeat, NOT - a bad dub of a foreign movie, with translation errors and scenes where the voice actors had to ad-lib lines to make the animation match up. Every line was originally and intentionally written that way.

@laurenfrey873 4 года назад

This hurts. Please tell me you had alcohol on standby.

@patrickkelmer6290 4 года назад

taubie this is why Golden Films should be banned.

@ilikecurry2345 4 года назад

@@vernspo6482 Perhaps they realized there's a big Disney movie and they make an inferior product. It's like if I run a stand selling Amiibo cards of the Animal Crossing characters and there's this other guy with another stand claiming to also sell Amiibo cards... But they're just index cards with the characters scribbled senselessly onto them and the NFC tag doesn't even work.

@LittleJoeTheMoonlightCat 4 года назад

It's Golden Film's What do you Expect, Class.

@laurenfrey873 4 года назад

Moonbeam 87 Showing /some/ level of class and a bit of effort would be nice, yes. A sliver of it.

@LittleJoeTheMoonlightCat 4 года назад

@@laurenfrey873, Yea Sorry to Be the Bearer of Bad News But Every Golden Films Flick I've Seen is Just as Bad, Great for Making Fun of, What did You Think of My Toilet Seat Remark, it's why she Liked the Hunchback Better, Because She found out He was the 1 that Put it Down. Girls Like Guys that Put Down the Toilet Seat.

@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 2 года назад

“But don’t ask what you’re eating, cuz it’s Paris mon ami!” Nothing is going to make me question what I am eating more than if you tell me not to question it.

@acemoss2878 4 года назад

13:28 Did this MF'er just say "L'yeehaw"

@MusicalHell 4 года назад

Yes. Yes he did. *headdesk*

@Petrico94 4 года назад

You see the moral is he was always handsome, physically.

@Micho55 4 года назад

damn that's deep

@henrygvidonas9573 3 года назад

And that's what _really_ matters after all, isn't it? Really makes you think... AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

@team10leader1 3 года назад

I can't be the only one who thinks the song "I hear a Bell" sounds like it could be a knock-off of a Christmas love song.

@tereziamarkova2822 4 года назад

Oh, this is the one where Quasimodo is handsome? I never would've guessed you are going to tackle this one. To quote another evil overlord - "A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one."

@MadameSomnambule Год назад

“And look how grotesque he is! Man! Did they ever not try in the SLIGHTEST with this?!” Had to bring this Phelous quote up lol

@Ravenmcbain 4 года назад

She can make the bars go away for a musical number but not to escape!?

@CJCroen1393 3 года назад

I think her cell was in a fifty foot tower. Which just makes her unwillingness to escape more unbearable.

@ajajempizzazz593 3 года назад

@@CJCroen1393 but it would have ended the movie early and save us from the torture of watching this garbage!

@CJCroen1393 3 года назад

@@ajajempizzazz593 Agreed.

@scylla1772 4 года назад

For some reason I assumed the pink clothed kid was a Christmas elf for some reason

@FillaneAmmisto 4 года назад

Actually him beeing an elf woul make sense since he is an adult xD

@reidheidler5138 4 года назад

I thought it was one of the Keebler elves

@ninavale. 3 года назад

well he does look like Crackle...from Snap,Crackle and Pop......

@puttiplush 4 года назад

To quote another version of hunchback: "It should die in a great big fiyaaah- e."

@AlbinoAxolotl1993 4 года назад

You is the Pope of Fools!

@andreasnickmann370 2 года назад

Most of the Hunchback of Notre Dame adaptations are soooooooooooooooo stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid

@juliocbp9389 4 года назад

"Shit, we need to make a cheap knock off of the newest Disney film, but nobody in the studio has read Hunchback before"

@username-mk4qv 4 года назад

lol seriously. I mean, Disney films are VERY loosely based on old stories and sometimes I wonder if the writers were very familiar with the source material. But at least care is taken to make a good story (and in some cases the changes are necessary to make a better flow, more likeable characters etc). In contrast to these knockoffs that don’t care about telling their own version of these stories, and only want to cash in on Disney films. And tbh Disney doesn’t always do a good job with the morals in their films but good lord THIS movie is just insulting!

@A_swarm_of_bees 4 года назад

4:41 Why are thoose people speaking spanish and why is Evil dude calling fake Esmeralda "bella", an italian word? Why are they talking in different European languages except FRENCH in FRANCE?!

@jamiee7367 4 года назад

Are you expecting these people to put in the *effort* to get it correct?

@ilikecurry2345 4 года назад

Well, at least they say "oui oui" in the opening music and the tiny pink-clad guy calls Jean Claude "monsieur".

@butterflylatte3079 4 года назад

And why do some of the instruments have Spanish or Italian accents?

@A_swarm_of_bees 4 года назад

@@butterflylatte3079 as far as I heard the accordion is supposed to be german so idk what they were doing. They probably consumed some truly unique drugs while making this dumpster fire of a movie

@Micho55 4 года назад

frol-gaston said "le yeehaw", all is forgiven

@archer1949 4 года назад

Has there ever been a faithful adaptation of this story? And by “faithful”, I mean “everybody dies except the Jerk Chad and the guy who married the goat”.

@grantdunn2544 4 года назад

Lew Archer 1949 that is the best summary the book's ending I've ever seen. Gringoire had strange priorities.

@fermintenava5911 4 года назад

There was the Burbank animated version which was fairly faithful. Still had a happy end, but most of the key points are there.

@mitkitty 4 года назад

Strangely, the Dingo Pictures version keeps a LOT of the weird and depressing stuff, like Quasimodo starving to death, Esmerelda being kidnapped as a child, and so on. Esmerelda and Pierre live and just leave Quasi to rot though, that's different.

@AliciaNyblade 4 года назад

This Disney stage show that ran a few years ago added a lot more elements from the book, including the dark ending where our main trio dies.

@Annausagi2 4 года назад

Surprisingly...the first episode of the Mondo World's version is really faithful. ... AND THEN EPISODE 2 HAPPENS.

@connorplisga3718 4 года назад

We should apologize to the Secret of the Hunchback. At least it had decent animation, it was a little faithful to the source material, the characters were likable, and Quasimodo sprouting angel wings was less stupid than Handsome-Modo. If you wanna watch a Hunchback adaptation that’s not the Disney one, watch Secret of the Hunchback

@superfanmusicmaker 4 года назад

The Secret Of The Hunchback and The Secret Of Anastasia are still cheap mockbusters, but they at least put effort and a little bit of care into it. They're far from perfect, but they're still quite charming and not nearly as insulting or cynical as Golden Films.

@wstine79 4 года назад

At least it's not Dingo.

@POLE7645 4 года назад

@@wstine79 Nope. That's the one time where the Dingo Pictures movie is an improvement.

@plantlady42069 4 года назад

@@wstine79 YOU IS THE POPE OF FOOLS!

@RANima71498 4 года назад

Connor Plisga ironically at least in secret of the hunchback, it sticks to its message better. Quasimodo being an angel yet still being ugly means that people really shouldn't had judged him by his cover. Here? All he had to do was brush his hair and stand up straight to become knockoff prince Eric and he wouldn't have had the problems he had. God this movie was insultingly stupid and poor Victor Hugo is spinning forever in his grave.

@andyleclerc3600 4 года назад

Earth has a new eccentricity in its orbit...Victor Hugo is spinning in his grave.

@jonathanpeterson1633 4 года назад

I’m surprised that this wasn’t enough to cause him to claw his way out his grave, and seek revenge against the writers of this!…

@ilikecurry2345 4 года назад

Really? No mention of the second moon?

@rogue7723 3 года назад

Is it as fast as Dr. Seuss turning in his grave?

@jadesmith417 4 года назад

That was the calmest kidnapping I've ever seen. I hate how the songs sound so out of place - time period wise, and so...peppy! Melody feels like a knock-off Pauline from Super Mario Odyssey. The reused animation was made a third of the movie. "I do love you, Melody..." I /hope/ so, you just got married!

@TheDataByteChannel 4 года назад

I remember when Phelous reviewed this film a couple years ago. I remember when the Gaston Frollo rip-off said “The Party’s Over Fella’s”, but the way he said it sounded like he said his name. & the Handsome Hunchback twist was such a kick in the balls to the original author.

@kingandrewcecil348 2 года назад

Literally these bats in a nutshell: (Bats say something, sees something, or hears something) Bats: 😂😂😂😂😂

@xFlareLeon 5 месяцев назад

Bat: Bat pun. Bats: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@brandyloutherback9288 4 года назад

I miss the Jason Alexander Gargoyle in Disney's HoND! There I said it!

@rassilontdavros3004 4 года назад

Brandy Loutherback I’M LOSING TO A BIRD!

@_cherry_soda_ 4 года назад

Brandy Loutherback *I’m losin’ to a bIRD*

@cartooncritique6625 4 года назад

He's a treat compared to the damn bats and instruments in this movie!

@98953812 4 года назад

Ya' pushin' me, Quasimodo!!

@rogue7723 3 года назад

The gargoyles were fine because Disney used them _sparingly._ Disney knew the _Hunchback Of Notre Dame_ story was dark and dramatic throughout it, so they had to keep it serious and a touch bittersweet at its core, but they knew that if they didn't have that dash of levity and catchy songs and slight fairy-tale happy ending, they'd alienate audiences who were used to and (may have preferred) the more lighthearted/ straightforward fairy-tale ending movies Disney was known for. For the most part, the Disney adaptation was (imo) an _almost perfect balance_ between the typical feel-good musical and lovable underdog/ugly duckling stories Disney is known and loved for and the bittersweet and tragic story chock-full of social commentary on religious hypocrisy of Victor Hugo's novel.

@andrewollmann304 4 года назад

*I raise my hand* Ummmm...I have several questions regarding the instruments in this movie. 1. Does the tambourine get a concussion every time Melody plays it? 2. Do the castanets regret that their jaws have to snap together each time they move? 3. What part of that concertina is getting squeezed?

@ceruleanhearts7604 4 года назад

its best not to ask questions

@AliciaNyblade 4 года назад

And why was her name changed to Melody? Did they really think the kids wouldn't be able to say "Esmeralda"?

@andrewollmann304 4 года назад

Alicia Nyblade My guess as to the name change is “something something music.”

@askatuproductions 4 года назад

It's just a lame pun from a lame movie.

@bromodragone8405 3 года назад

5:41 Phelous: Did he just say my fucking name!?

@andreasnickmann370 2 года назад

No one breaks the 4th wall talking to Phelous like Gaston(-Claude)

@Anna-tk7ui 4 года назад

Phelous: (sips tea) first time?

@taekinuru2 4 года назад

“You’re not ugly, guy whose name I believe translates to The Ugly, which I will repeatedly call you”

@elsie8757 4 года назад

"A silver coin is worth its weight in gold" But... but it's... it's silv-- did they make that line stupid on purpose? I can't tell with this movie

@Igorcastrochucre 4 года назад

Is it me or Melody looks like that woman from Grandma got Run over by a Reindeer?

@cherrywoodstudios385 4 года назад

Igorowan She does

@matthartsfield1720 4 года назад

Cousin Mel(ody)

@AlcmeneUndertaker 4 года назад

When I first saw this movie... I thought "Put me out of my misery"... Seeing clips... "Help me..."

@dominiquewilson6499 4 года назад

12:45 omg the bats are in the daytime demention

@FillaneAmmisto 4 года назад

Basically what the musical instruments bring to this thing is...complaining about stairs and "walking". They rather should have cut corners by don't hire voice actors for these freaks of nature

@elsakristina2689 2 года назад

Victor Hugo would love the Disney version despite all the changes and liberties it took with his novel, at least compared with this. THIS would make him turn in his grave. It makes Disney’s sequel “The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2” look like a masterpiece in comparison. At least in that version Handsome!Quasimodo was just in his imagination! I’m guessing the bats are stand-ins for the gargoyles from the Disney version? Why am I seeing an 18th century guy in what’s supposed to be the 15th century?

@Kahran042 4 года назад

That cat looks sort of like the title character from Oliver and Company.

@cartooncritique6625 4 года назад

I'd say he looks more like a color-swapped Figaro from Disney's "Pinocchio". I also love how the cat is only in that scene and is never seen again.

@Scatscar1985 3 года назад

The people who complained about Disney's version really need to see this.

@DDCecil 4 года назад

I remember reading a magazine article around Disney's HoND release about the Golden Film versions. I definitely remember them talking about the character "Melody" in it.

@saltbaker8683 4 года назад

Don't cross how "ugly" he truly Is or else he'll beat you like like a real handsome stud monster!! XD

@FillaneAmmisto 4 года назад

Just a little reminder which roles "frollo" played in animated mockbusters - Son of Baron and half brother of Quasimodo (in this one) - Sheriff who tries to steal the money from the church(secret of the hunchback) - actually his original roll as archdeacon (the OTHER one by good times animation) - A Lord who hangs around with the king and has the "mark of evil" on his hand plus Quasimodos Guardian....for some reason (Burbanks) - At the start archdeacon and after Quasimodo grew up Abe (hope I pronounced that right - Dingo Pictures) Burbanks actually made animated hunchback knockoffs two times but I dont know which role he played in the first version since I just go by the ones I saw so far in reviews

@superfanmusicmaker 4 года назад

Frollo is still the Archdeacon in the first Burbank adaptation. Though he's also some kind of weird mad scientist/alchemist who makes potions in a secret lab.

@johannesseyfried7933 4 года назад

He was some kind of Sorcerer in the animated Series. Bald Head, red Eyes, pointy Ears, and flew around on a giant Gargoyle. The whole Thing was so ridiculous it was actually kinda fun. :)

@tiffanystewart9265 3 года назад

have u heard of the dark romace game

@andreasnickmann370 Год назад

AaaaaaAccccctualllllllllly, it's pronounced Abbé

@joyunicycle 4 года назад

(before watching) "This is an unholy demon. I'm sending it back to hell where it belongs."

@owenhutchings5466 4 года назад

1:43 she has red teeth thats terrifying

@DreamDancer82 3 года назад

Ladies and gentlemen, Golden Films presents The Hunchback of Beauty and the Beast.

@POLE7645 4 года назад

I...I... I feel like I should really apologize to The Secret of the Hunchback after watching this. YES!! Quasimodo sprouting wings was nowhere near as stupid as this.

@robbiewalker2831 2 года назад

At least Secret of the Hunchback knows that Quasi is meant to be ugly.

@spookystela4661 4 года назад

The opening number is what they play as you descend into hell

@dominiquewilson6499 4 года назад

29:39 What the!? She literally used her magic to make the bars and bricks DANCE! Why doesn't she use her magic to escape! USELESS, CHARACTER, EVER!

@AliciaNyblade 4 года назад

Good gods, I haven't wanted to strangle the cast and crew of a Victor Hugo movie adaptation this much since I watched the 2012 film of "The Man Who Laughs".

@tiffanystewart9265 3 года назад

that movies not that bad

@AliciaNyblade 3 года назад

@@tiffanystewart9265 Yes, it is, especially if you've read (or are at least familiar with the plot of) the book. The filmmakers took the very basics of the story, but changed everything else to match "what the kids are into these days". It's clear they had little respect for Hugo--funnily enough, since it was a French production--and just wanted to appeal to the "Twilight" demographic and people who think watching the latest film version of a classic is the same thing as reading the source material.

@tiffanystewart9265 3 года назад

@@AliciaNyblade at least the end is somwhat fathful

@tiffanystewart9265 3 года назад

@@AliciaNyblade plz dont bash twilight thats not what im here for

@AliciaNyblade 3 года назад

@@tiffanystewart9265 I guess. They still botched the shit out of it, but it could have been even worse than what they did. I was expecting them to change it to have Gwynplaine pull an Othello, where he'd kill Dea in a fit of rage over fear of losing her and then kill himself out of guilt.

@cutiepuppy4427 4 года назад

At least this Quasimodo doesn't turn into the Pumaman..

@Chimerism101 4 года назад

I think most of us prefer Pumamodo over Hunkback.

@bunji_beans 4 года назад

"I love you, Melody." "And I love you, [deafening pause where a name should go]."

@florenceb1031 2 года назад

Me: "Is she sure she's supposed to be-" Diva: "10 to 1 that door's marked push." Me: "And you made the joke before I could."

@rassilontdavros3004 4 года назад

21:40 The sad thing is that _might actually be_ Mario’s voice, Charles Martinet. He wrote the script Golden Films’ Anastasia.

@Chimerism101 4 года назад

He should've stuck to rescuing princesses in other castles.

@xFlareLeon 5 месяцев назад

I think Charles Martinet did a whole bunch of voices for Golden Films around this time. Don't know if he needed the work or someone asked him a favor.

@Furore2323 4 года назад

Hey Deevs, It's been a while since I told you that your work is utterly delightful, every time, and it means a lot to me that you and others on MusicalTube put in so much effort to educate and entertain us. I really hope that you and your loved ones are doing okay, and that you get through this Current Year and all the Current Years to come. Thank you bye bye!

@MusicalHell 4 года назад

Thank you!

@JayRedGear 4 года назад

Brain.....does not compute..... Instruments won't shut up, discount Esmeralda not using her magic (or annoying instruments) to defend herself, Quasimodo being a background character, those damn bats, Gaston wannabe.....everything in this "thing" is awful.

@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 2 года назад

1:45 She was supposed to have teeth. Look at her mouth. They colored her teeth red. I think I’m gonna go for a hike.

@emilygracey 4 года назад

Somewhere Erik is acting this out with his Schumacher Phantom doll set Spaceballs style.

@darkhelmet87 4 года назад

Since everyone thinks quasi is a monster because he slouches and has hair in his face (including himself), maybe the moral is less "beauty is on the inside" and more "everyone in this town is an idiot!!!"

@Niobesnuppa 3 года назад

"No, not the key change!" I had to like this video at that point.

@Roninnogitsune 4 года назад

I look like an American football player and it hasn't been invented yet! I'm Horrifying!

@davidhileman8567 2 года назад

This is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2" turned up to eleven.

@alionfish5 10 месяцев назад

Yeah, Handsome Quasimodo make the Gem-incrusted bell a subtile and clever metaphor by comparison

@davidhileman8567 10 месяцев назад

@@alionfish5 Whew! As if "Hunchback 2" wasn't bad enough!

@admnov93 4 года назад

4:49 My reaction when I saw phantom of the opera (1998)

@causticwit 3 года назад

Curse you, Argento!!!

@alionfish5 10 месяцев назад

Golden Film's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame": Somehow stupider that the one where Quasimodo turned out to be an angel.

@Slurpeeze 4 года назад

I’ve been looking for someone to cover this version of Hunchback recently. It’s like you read my mind!

@KirbyIsCute 4 года назад

There's also Phelous who did a review on it. He's pretty funny too.

@dreamtheweirdo 4 года назад

4:59 Make way for le grand fromage MAKE WAY FOR LE GRAND FROMAGE IT LITTERALY MEANS MAKE WAY FOR THE BIG CHEESE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THOSE WRITERS WHAT DID MY COUNTRY DO TO THEM ;-;

@98953812 4 года назад

Well, people sometimes call Big Cheese to people that have high ranking. But, I've never heard of someone with high ranking calling themselves that.

@davidgalindo8837 Год назад

0:27 I remember, laughing at this when the movie start with a weird beginning with the elf staring at me😂

@SuperNerdDaniel 4 года назад

7:59 "It was no 'yes'." "No?" "Yes." "No!" "Yes!" "NO!" Who on earth thought it would be funny for these two half-dimensional villains to have a back-and-forth composed entirely of Daniel Bryan chants?

@joelsaenz9008 Год назад

I remember this movie i watched it when i was little and the yes/ No scene makes me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@brianna2000smith 4 года назад

He's weird He's a weirdo Ever see him without his bangs.

@desmondgentle1474 4 года назад

I just realized that this gypsy woman looks almost just like Cousin Mel from 'Grandma Got Ran over a by a Reindeer'

@robbiewalker2831 4 года назад

23:10: No, RU-vid has a tendency to copyright public domain music for no reason.

@pennysanchez7656 2 года назад

I know, it’s so distracting.

@user-rc3cm1zv4j 4 года назад

Why everyone in this movie looks so high?

@ceruleanhearts7604 4 года назад

especially those bats

@jamiee7367 4 года назад

Well, the only way I can think people would willingly make this movie was if they were all high, so that would probably translate to the animation.

@user-rc3cm1zv4j 4 года назад

@@jamiee7367 🤣🤣🤣 good one and makes too much sense.

@billymountiii5788 Год назад

35:03 - Everyone's reaction who saw this scene and felt the same way.

@lillianward2810 4 года назад

I saw this and immediately went: “ oh fuck, this is the one with the annoying musical instruments, isn’t it?” Yes. Yes it is.

@POLE7645 4 года назад

Ah and, Diva, there's an even dumber possible resolution to the Hunchback of Notre Dame. The animated adaptation from Mondo World. I'm not spoiling the surprise, but it might give you an aneurysm.

@ponytailproductions2503 3 года назад

I googled it and I think Jontron best sums up my reaction: WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK?

@DrGregoryHouseIT 2 года назад

The Hunchback Of NO-tre Dame.

@johnvinals7423 Год назад

It’s a good thing Golden Films doesn’t seem to have existed past the Nineties cause imagine if they made versions of either “Lilo and Stitch”, “Amphibia”, and/or “The Owl House” that ended with Lilo or Marcy or Luz being “cured” of their neurodivergence at the end of the film.