MISSION: DEFEAT CONEY 

bro come on let me have this

Honestly the fact that you guys missed out on Yellow saying you're "Like his Sasuke" was beyond disappointing. The dialogue in this game is a goddamned treasure.

this is actually the PERFECT game for jo, fast paced meant for speedrunner gameplay, and dialogue that he has an excuse to skip, beautiful also banger ost

Jacob going out of his way to get the tutorial card every run is unironically one of the most tilting experiences on this channel, and I saw them upload mystery dungeon

The intro is funny after seeing Alpha’s post about how addicted he is to this game.

If we're picking games to return after the Gold era, this one is definitely up there

The fact that he went from this to being a Top 200 player is genuinely amazing, this game rules

Do NOT ask Coney what happened on the stream of 5/17/23

Alpharad not noticing the ledge skip for 15 minutes is a classic

jacob not realizing how balloons work killed my soul a bit

I mean Coney had this coming when he asked Alpha to play fall guys the day tears of the kingdom came out

Alpharad Gold, Coney, and 53 minutes? Sounds like a hit to me.

I can imagine little bro staying up past bedtime till 3am grinding out one level to pb by .199 seconds

I have about 40 hours in this game and seeing Alpharad keep right clicking at that fourth level is giving me severe pain

Imagine Jacob and Jo reaction whenever they learn about red aces

Never thought Coney would be used as thumbnail bait, truly one of the big boys now

"Hello, we're playing NeonWhite. I have no idea what this game is about." Honestly they could start any video like that and I would be instantly engaged.

HELL YEAH NEON WHITE A 10/10 speedrun game attached to a 5/10 visual novel

I love the dialogue lol, its so self aware goofy while also having a good amount of actual interesting stuff. It all goes great as a small pause from the main levels every few stages

Fun fact: there’s also a red medal for beating the dev time. It has driven me a little insane and has me watching every level’s IL speedrun to copy their strategies

Just found this out and not sure where else to put it: I learned Via Domus is latin for "the way home" and Minecraft: Via Domus sounds bad ass

watching this makes me hopeful they play ultrakill at some point. it's similarly fast paced with cool movement

Coney is such a good antagonist. Doesn't even need to show his face to be contemptible.

clickbait can even happen to the coney maniacs... this world is cruel

You should’ve changed this video to “Man forms addiction live on camera.”

"I understand film" Okay Jo

Yeah Joe is such a good friend and a gamer for noticing that ledge skip pogchamp all around

9:20 he doesn’t know about the quick restart

i cant believe they beat coney on lvl 3 witouth the actual skip

Jo is going to watch the speedruns for this game and go down the rabbit hole.

I love this game so much, did you know there are red tier times that are the devs best times. My goal in this game is to beat the devs time in every level

genuinely stream this, every level is a banger

This is where the addiction began

I can't believe it took until May for them to play this, I was waiting!

Hearing Jacob say "I have no idea what this game is" felt so wrong

the fact that alpharad spent way too much time on gunner, WHEN THERE WAS A FASTER WAY THAT THE GAME LITERALLY POINTS OUT TO YOU IN THE LEVEL HINTS is infuriating.

Hello chat; I have made a google docs for every suggestion for alpharad Gold, but I'm 100% missing a lot of games, so please add suggestion in the reply so I can add them

Good movie guys, you get a habitful 5! You played to the react wars meta and it worked

Dude legit I would love a series of this game

PLEASE come back to this game after gold era ends its such a wonderful game

i love this game i’m so glad they played it the dialogue is cringey on purpose though, that’s kinda part of its charm

There's a setting where clicking R will reset the level. Im sorry, and you're welcome.

i feel the pain of grinding out of silver in solo queue so hard rn, i've been grinding omega strikers and watching my elo drain as i get teamed with less than great players

Oh also alpha, the one in climb glass port where you thought you saw a skip but then went "oh no cause there's also the door there" and then didnt try it again: the door is only on the front, the other 3 sides are open

i think colin should've edited in his run each level

You doing glass port completely right was destroying me inside.

I can't believe this came from the Tattletail developers

This game is absolutely amazing, I’m very glad that they’re playing it

God watching you play makes me want to play again. I still haven't beaten the hell runs.

I'm actually pretty happy they are playing this game

I wanna see lil bro play this hes consistently higher than coney

Whoa was not expecting neon white

This is where it all started. Thanks for introducing me to my favorite game

The guy who made donut county made this game

You cant defeat an already defeated man

there is a very niche sect of people that will get clickbaited by coney in the thumbnail and im happy to say im one of those people

Alpha and Jo not realising what hints are for the entirety of the playthrough hurt me mentaly and physicaly

I would love to watch alpharad gold play the rest of the pikmin games, the rest of the fnaf games, shantae, the luigis mansion series and danganronpa

i finished this game without reading a single line

I could watch this for hours

this video single handedly made me buy the game and im only 25 minutes in

The only thing I know about this game is that coney doesn’t like it

As a Neon White grinder, this video physically hurts me.

Crazy that this is where it started

Long time runner here, this video is perfect!

That moment when you wish you were on their friends list, just to have their times below yours~ (This game brought out alot in my friendgroup)

Because of this video I bought this game and in 2 days I have put in just shy of 20 hours, am less than halfway through and am hard grinding times against my friends

I LOVE MACHINE GIRL!!!

Little did they know… Jacob went to play the fuck out of this game😂

You guys would love clustertruck!

Thanks for letting me know that goonya monster existed the other day, I’ll be buying it the next sale. Also, please play devolver tumble time.

So if they play a Jackbox Party game, does each party pack count as one game? or does each game within count as its own game? Would love to see some party pack 5 gameplay, I think those are perfect for gold. Love what you three get done every day!

MOAR I WANT MORE I've never played this game, looks sick, mirrors edge was my favorite have

137! Coney! I love coney. I also love FIGHT PARTY ON PC! TOTALLY RAD! CHOOSE FROM DIFFERENT COLORS AND ANY NAME YOU COULD CONCEIVE! NO CHARACTER LIMITS! SO WICKED! MANY THROWABLE ITEMS AND WEAPONS MAKES FOR UNIQUE EXPERIENCES AND INTERACTIONS. INTERACTIONS? NO TWO FIGHTS ARE ALIKE! LIKE! like,like…. FIGHT PARTY! FIGHT LIKE ITS A PARTY! Until tomorrow…

Having never played the game, I was already yelling at my monitor at that last level, like just skip that chunk of nothing jfc Edit: right way Jo :)

i got an ad at 2:14 and thought the video was over

cant wait for the ultrakill episode

Enjoyed this game on switch. Had decently implemented gyro.

19:58 yup, Jacob is confirmed masher. Lol xD

this was so unintentionally frustrating to watch

This is the game equivalent of "that's a time lose'

I gotta see jo and Jacob play ctr nitro fuelled on gold

this better turn into a main channel vid

Jo would also like this game for being able to play as Sasuke's ghost

Honestly, this games writing is kind of like yiik. I enjoyes it for the existence of an artistic vision, not for the quality.

gameplay is 10/10 for me and even ost as well, besides the corny dialogue and meh story its pretty fun

If anyone plays this game, do yourself a favour and beat all the basic story levels before going for medals. They teach you speedrun strats as you go

16:24 is my place so I don’t lose my place. Thanks

BRO I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT WAS AN HOUR LONG EPISODE I WAS JUST WATCHING

Machine girl video game ost is my favourite thing ever

My mission is for Alpharad Gold to play Naughty Bear for the xbox 360 and ps3, I won't give up!

Can’t believe they skipped Violet’s intro

This reminds me of episode one of neon white

4 months later this video has a single dislike out of 3.1k likes. Would love to know who that one wild viewer is

i never saw this game, so instantly i bought it as soon as i saw this video, no regrets, the dialog is so bad that is genius

Goodbye coney

You know what your new mission is? Make a Tux and Fanny Playthrough!

Omg it’s Coney’s favorite game

I really hope we get "Objective: Beat Colin" next year, when you're not uploading daily

Coney% is now a real category