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Monty Python - The Bridge Of Death - HD WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES 

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From: "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" - 1975

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@matt709
@matt709 2 года назад
“What is your favorite color?” “Blue… no yellow” *dies*
@tarheelpro87
@tarheelpro87 Год назад
Guy didn’t even know his favorite color, I think a look at his exam scores would make me feel better about mine.
@sandal_thong8631
@sandal_thong8631 Год назад
I don't like this movie, but I love that answer.
@McLarenMercedes
@McLarenMercedes 11 месяцев назад
@@tarheelpro87 Here's the thing, he *did* know his favorite color but instinctively answered precisely as Lancelot had done before him when he had replied "blue". But since Galahad's favorite color actually is yellow he realized his own mistake too late as this made him a liar and therefore was the wrong answer.
@shawnv123
@shawnv123 10 месяцев назад
mf got the easiest question wrong
@arlonfoster9997
@arlonfoster9997 4 дня назад
@@McLarenMercedes😂😂😂
@SpeakUltimateTruth
@SpeakUltimateTruth 2 года назад
When Arthur puts the bridge keeper in the pit by asking which swallow he meant...just comedy. Beautiful beautiful comedy.
@Geckogold
@Geckogold 2 года назад
I loved how this was foreshadowed earlier when Arthur was being lectured about this topic with two guards at a castle.
@mrprotheroe4981
@mrprotheroe4981 2 года назад
what is your name?
@nickcopeland6915
@nickcopeland6915 2 года назад
@@mrprotheroe4981 Nick Copeland.
@mrprotheroe4981
@mrprotheroe4981 2 года назад
@@nickcopeland6915 what is your quest?
@nickcopeland6915
@nickcopeland6915 2 года назад
@@mrprotheroe4981 To make a movie everyone will enjoy.
@rct3isepic
@rct3isepic 2 года назад
The random intermission is such a good and underrated joke
@HuntingTarg
@HuntingTarg 2 года назад
It sets up the end of the movie, the same way that "5 questions" "3 questions sire!" "3 questions..." sets up how they 'cook off' the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Brilliant writing.
@WillowTitov
@WillowTitov 2 года назад
It's crazy to know that all while filming this, Graham was quitting alcohol, and experiencing *severe* withdrawal, including giving him bad vertigo, uncontrollable shaking, migraines, insomnia, and plenty others. Graham basically started this film at the peak of his addiction, and ended it on a rough 3 years to being fully sober, when they started filming for Life of Brian.
@WarriorMongoose
@WarriorMongoose Месяц назад
God damn that's commendable
@daverapp
@daverapp 13 дней назад
He had friends in co-workers who were there to support him by refusing to fucking work with him if he couldn't get his act together. Bad friends would have continued to let him drink himself to death.
@sergeantarchdornan3013
@sergeantarchdornan3013 2 года назад
Personal head canon is that the bridge keeper is just a random guy who decided to be there
@eduardoherrer664
@eduardoherrer664 Год назад
And asks 5 questions
@Rat_boy-
@Rat_boy- Год назад
@@eduardoherrer664 no three questions
@aymanelkadouri8235
@aymanelkadouri8235 Год назад
​@@Rat_boy- 5 questions Color Name Quest Capitol of assyria Swallow
@arthurpietrogarcia1057
@arthurpietrogarcia1057 7 месяцев назад
No its the old man from scene 24
@chitlitlah
@chitlitlah 2 месяца назад
@@aymanelkadouri8235 Well for each person, he asked five questions... no three questions.
@tbonerocks7720
@tbonerocks7720 Год назад
This is the quintessential example on how to structure a joke.
@Ixarus6713
@Ixarus6713 3 месяца назад
"Look! It's the old man from scene 24!" 😂😂😂
@current3109
@current3109 2 года назад
Idk why but well timed “intermission” screens will always be hilarious
@gedalyahreback2133
@gedalyahreback2133 Год назад
The callback with the 'African or European swallow' question is such a great moment. It would be great in a dramatic movie, too. It was set up so perfectly.
@leedsboy64
@leedsboy64 Год назад
This sketch made me cry with laughter as a teenager Now at 58 i watch it to cheer me up sheer brilliant writing and acting
@ongbonga9025
@ongbonga9025 11 месяцев назад
If Brave Sir Robin were as clever as His Majesty, then he may have had the perfect opportunity to cast the gatekeeper into the gorge. The capital of Assyria varied over time, and their empire collapsed around 700BC, well before this accurate portrayal of history was set. Assur was the first capital (and the third), while Harran was the last. There are also four others, including Nimrud. At the very least, Sir Robin should have asked for clarity regarding the specific time, and if the gatekeeper wasn't on the ball, he would have been cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril instead of Brave Sir Robin. Still, at least he went in for having a tough question, unlike Sir Galahad, who fucked it right up.
@danleon5716
@danleon5716 3 месяца назад
"...unlike sir Galahad, who fucked it right up." 😂😂😂😂
@alexanderhay-whitton4993
@alexanderhay-whitton4993 28 дней назад
Galahad the CHASTE. He never fucked anything, poor fellow.
@bobholly3843
@bobholly3843 Год назад
I like how the intermission is just long enough for ppl to think it's real and start getting up only for it to go right back to the exact same shot
@Alex_2o9
@Alex_2o9 Год назад
There’s the old man from scene 24 😂😂
@viktorriquelme3735
@viktorriquelme3735 Год назад
What's he doing here?
@ongbonga9025
@ongbonga9025 11 месяцев назад
Given our beloved King Arthur can't count to three, I'm not convinced that old man was in scene 24. It might have been a different scene completely.
@dawninglight357
@dawninglight357 Год назад
This one of my favorite scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Especially when the Bridgekeeper gets uno reversed into the Gorge
@bobholly3843
@bobholly3843 Год назад
I couldn't stop laughing the very first time I saw that
@swankeepers
@swankeepers 3 дня назад
Other favorite scene: "I'm being repressed!" Arthur and the muck-harvesting peasants.
@josephward1071
@josephward1071 9 месяцев назад
There were actually 5 questions 1:What is your name 2:What is your quest 3:What is your favourite Colour 4:What is the Capital of Assyria 5:What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow
@krispyJDubyall1
@krispyJDubyall1 6 месяцев назад
No , it was three questions per person
@Deimos_PeanutFlavour
@Deimos_PeanutFlavour 5 месяцев назад
​@krispyJDubyall1 He's still right though, technically.
@reubenguttenberg7405
@reubenguttenberg7405 4 месяца назад
@@Deimos_PeanutFlavour I don't know that. WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA
@MOT-vi1dt
@MOT-vi1dt 4 месяца назад
He who answer the 5 questions. 3 questions. 3 questions may cross in safety
@reubenguttenberg7405
@reubenguttenberg7405 4 месяца назад
@@MOT-vi1dt what do you mean, an African or European swallow?
@tachikomakusanagi3744
@tachikomakusanagi3744 Год назад
Crossing the Bridge of Death looks genuinely terrifying for the actors
@daverapp
@daverapp 13 дней назад
If you look at how they're walking they don't seem to be putting any amount of their weight onto their footsteps, which means that they're probably hanging from a harness. Also there's a pretty good chance that there is a net or a mat just slightly out of frame in case they do somehow fall.
@tlamiczka
@tlamiczka 3 месяца назад
Fun fact - the Bridge of Death is random encounter in Fallout 2 game. You can even destroy the bridge keeper by smart counter-question 😀
@user-qu6ij5sl1v
@user-qu6ij5sl1v 2 года назад
Fun fact: king arthur was detoxing from alcohol during filming because they didn't have booze on set. The wikipedia page says he was in active DTs during this scene which sounds like horseshit but he still looks terrible lolol you can see it all over his face around 2:50 when he's talking to the bridge person. I'm surprised he could keep his voice steady
@borhaptrash5454
@borhaptrash5454 2 года назад
It’s not just on Wikipedia, there is an interview from the mid 80s when he was on letterman, and he talked about this
@DoctorChained
@DoctorChained 29 дней назад
There's no way he could have DTs while filming this. Feeling sick AF, i can believe that. But delirium tremens is another league.
@ohari1
@ohari1 2 года назад
I ask my family “Questions three” any time I can work it into conversation
@zirconviper
@zirconviper Год назад
Bridgekeeper: What is your name? Beavis:I am Corn-Holio!! Bridgekeeper: What is your quest? Beavis: I need TP for my bunghole!! Bridgekeeper: What is the tallest mountain on Mars? Beavis: Um.... I dunno.. AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHH!! Butthead: It's Mt. Olympian, dumbass! UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHH!!!
@Anchor-Supreme
@Anchor-Supreme 2 года назад
The funniest part of this scene is that it likely is a callback to the scene where some guards argue with Arthur on where his coconuts came from.
@ongbonga9025
@ongbonga9025 11 месяцев назад
Likely? Are you a detective? If not you definitely should be, you're very observational and astute.
@jeremyroskes5391
@jeremyroskes5391 5 месяцев назад
1:33 I just love the pause between "what" and the rest of the question almost like he was mad that Lancelot was trying to seek the Holy Grail
@GameArchiver
@GameArchiver 9 месяцев назад
"How do you know so much about swallows?" "Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know." - lol
@TheUnderdogr
@TheUnderdogr 27 дней назад
This one is priceless 😅
@raphaeltruyen15
@raphaeltruyen15 Год назад
I can relate to King Arthur's frustrations with his Noble Knights. But that Bridge Keeper! He's something else...
@666mengel
@666mengel Месяц назад
You have to know these things, you know, when you're a king.
@steveardila7651
@steveardila7651 2 года назад
How do you know so much about the swallows? I don't really know. (Gets thrown off) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
@MichaelBrown-cf6qt
@MichaelBrown-cf6qt Год назад
Well you have to know these things when you're a king you know.
@StrawberryStationMusic
@StrawberryStationMusic 6 месяцев назад
If I owned a cinema, I'd use the exact same intermission cards and music as Holy Grail just to test people's resolve
@RivanEXT99
@RivanEXT99 2 года назад
Guardian Tales parodied this scene as well as the Black Knight and killer rabbit.
@RiddlerQM
@RiddlerQM 9 месяцев назад
"What is the capital of assyria?"🤣
@johnrainsman6650
@johnrainsman6650 6 месяцев назад
It's funny how clarification can really help you in a situation. And not just in school or work (not my that close-minded boss is helpful or understanding).
@JoeFerber
@JoeFerber 3 месяца назад
LOVE this scene!!!!!
@WillScarlet16
@WillScarlet16 18 дней назад
Apparently it was the man in charge of local mountain rescues who tossed the dummies into the gorge - I love watching Palin and Jones reconnect with him and joke, what if some tourists had been passing by and seen that? "Who's that throwing bodies into the gorge?" "Oh, that's the head of mountain rescue." "There goes another climber."
@malayshamorgan3918
@malayshamorgan3918 10 месяцев назад
I get the feeling both of their air speeds would be the same
@s0onikakatergastos68
@s0onikakatergastos68 2 года назад
Well Lancelot probably gone .... Lance a Lot 🤭😆😂🤣🤜🤛
@braedonwilk
@braedonwilk 3 года назад
the line is actually "oh, wet go", and not "oh, wacko"
@qasimmir7117
@qasimmir7117 11 месяцев назад
‘tHaT’s eAsY!’
@shawnv123
@shawnv123 10 месяцев назад
brave sir robin
@qasimmir7117
@qasimmir7117 10 месяцев назад
@@shawnv123 🤣🤣
@terrminatoragain461
@terrminatoragain461 5 месяцев назад
You have to know these things when you’re a king you know 😂😂😂😂
@seanbyrd9188
@seanbyrd9188 2 года назад
Ever wonder what’s in the Gorge of Eternal Peril? I mean what causes the eternal peril?
@HuntingTarg
@HuntingTarg 2 года назад
IDK. If it's the same kind of peril that's in the Nun's Convent, obviously nobody told Lancelot.
@raypurchase801
@raypurchase801 Год назад
Castle Anthrax was said to be perilous. As a heterosexual male, I'd gladly accept the risk and take my chances.
@ongbonga9025
@ongbonga9025 11 месяцев назад
If you listen carefully, it sounds like some kind of slimy substance. Could be the green stuff from the sewers in Ghostbusters 2.
@nooneleftbehide
@nooneleftbehide Месяц назад
Back In The Day..... That Intermission Tricked Me.
@MichaelZesty
@MichaelZesty 15 часов назад
No one ever brings up how arthur for some reason cannot count to three without counting 5 but its one of my favorite bits
@TedIrving_beingus
@TedIrving_beingus Год назад
has my stomach hurting every-time i watch
@TheInkPitOx
@TheInkPitOx 2 года назад
What is your name? Sir Pixton of Norfolk What is your quest? I seek the Holey Pail What is your favorite color? Turquoise
@aquafaceproductions1150
@aquafaceproductions1150 Месяц назад
"Old man from scene 24." So many 4th Walls that have perished in this film.
@therealrockstargamer
@therealrockstargamer Месяц назад
3:06 when you use intelligence on a stupid question
@Duffy8368
@Duffy8368 4 месяца назад
beats any Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings scene.
@Malikin
@Malikin 3 года назад
that's EZ
@chava2956
@chava2956 3 года назад
famous last words
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 2 года назад
EZ would sound like "EE Zed". Off to the pit with you.
@Clone_Captain_Rex
@Clone_Captain_Rex 2 месяца назад
Whatt… does EZ mean ?
@UncleAnaesthesia
@UncleAnaesthesia 8 месяцев назад
Found out I can do bridgekeeper's _wut_ perfectly.
@nathanfrench128
@nathanfrench128 2 года назад
What is your name: Nathan R. French What is your quest: to seek and defeat Aku and every other villains What is your favorite colors: Red, and Blue! Bridge Keeper: Right off you go. Me: Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Other travelers and heroes: That’s easy!
@Geckogold
@Geckogold 2 года назад
@Kristopher Prime Well, apparently Sir Galahad didn't know his favorite color lol.
@mrprotheroe4981
@mrprotheroe4981 2 года назад
what is your favourite animal?
@nickcopeland6915
@nickcopeland6915 Год назад
@@mrprotheroe4981 What do you mean? Mammal, fish, reptile, or insect?
@boi7316
@boi7316 Год назад
What is the capital of Assyria?
@nickcopeland6915
@nickcopeland6915 Год назад
@@boi7316 Technically, Assyria didn't have a capital back then.
@PeterKuypers
@PeterKuypers Год назад
It's an uncommon name now, but in the Middle Ages people were called Lance a lot...
@NeidalRuekk
@NeidalRuekk Месяц назад
Nobody has yet tested Charles the Third on swallows?! Gross incompetence!
@jasonwest2297
@jasonwest2297 28 дней назад
We just assume he knows. He is King, you know.
@Josh_the_jester
@Josh_the_jester Год назад
3:00 NO U
@fabo-desu
@fabo-desu 9 месяцев назад
I miss when comedy was dumb and clever, nowadays it’s just dumb
@Cinnimin
@Cinnimin 2 года назад
its such a stupid movie but i love it
@user-xk6dn7tu5d
@user-xk6dn7tu5d Год назад
It's a master piece. Simple humor maybe but definitely not stupid.
@anguscovoflyer95
@anguscovoflyer95 2 года назад
What… is the capital of Assyria????
@jaguar1568
@jaguar1568 2 года назад
Assur
@anguscovoflyer95
@anguscovoflyer95 2 года назад
@@jaguar1568 nah its Ninevah haha
@HuntingTarg
@HuntingTarg 2 года назад
@@anguscovoflyer95 'Eh, what was that? Don't mumble I tell you!'
@soulreaper2006
@soulreaper2006 Год назад
Assur.
@elduquecaradura1468
@elduquecaradura1468 Год назад
@@anguscovoflyer95 correct anwer is "none", Assyria is an empire long time gone, so no actual capital :P
@ZslayerG425
@ZslayerG425 2 месяца назад
What is your name? What is your quest? What is the air velocity speed of an unladen swallow?
@HLk-jb9nt
@HLk-jb9nt Год назад
The bridge keeper reminds me of some one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Stefano.M
@Stefano.M Год назад
Five questions
@tomedy_official
@tomedy_official 2 месяца назад
Damascus was the answer And 125km per hour .
@donharrington8950
@donharrington8950 Год назад
On a little row boat from China 3 questions do clouds cast shadows witch way the wind goes and how much food along the trip
@HuntingTarg
@HuntingTarg 2 года назад
[Ceremonial intonation]: And now we come to _this_ sixty-ninth comment.
@Ohiocentral1293-rf8xf
@Ohiocentral1293-rf8xf 12 дней назад
2024 anyone?
@Da1Dez
@Da1Dez 6 месяцев назад
STOP! What is your name? KS: Sir Keir Starmer of Holburn and St Pancras What is your quest? KS: I seek to become Prime Minister of Great Britain. WHAT IS A WOMAN?.... KS: Ummm..... well..... WAAAAAHHHHH!
@roxyrodriguez9046
@roxyrodriguez9046 Год назад
Arthur king of the britons is smart
@ongbonga9025
@ongbonga9025 11 месяцев назад
He knows his ducks and his swallows. A man fit to be king if ever I saw one.
@devanmoran
@devanmoran 9 месяцев назад
No wait yellowww
@nickcopeland6915
@nickcopeland6915 2 года назад
What is your name?
@stormjack
@stormjack Год назад
I just saw the Sesame Street Bridgekeeper cartoons, and guess they borrowed from this skit. The second of the three videos has similar Bridgekeeper dialogue. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AOPiAreWK7w.html
@lqr824
@lqr824 8 месяцев назад
Who is playing the troll?
@AdePeever
@AdePeever 7 месяцев назад
Terry Gilliam, later director of a bunch of mad movies himself
@gregoryg3256
@gregoryg3256 Год назад
ha ha ha classic🌉🌠
@theinsidejob6094
@theinsidejob6094 Год назад
Where was that written? You have never read the Bible
@zytigon
@zytigon Год назад
ReWrit from 2:47 Stop. What is your name ? It is Arthur king of the Britons. What is your quest ? To seek the answers to the Bible riddles. Which bird flies with the fastest wingbeats ? Well the highest recorded wingbeats for wild hummingbirds during hovering is 88 per second, as measured for the purple-throated woodstar but do you know which continent they are native to ? Hummingbirds ? What ? I don't know that aaaarrggghhh
@mrprotheroe4981
@mrprotheroe4981 2 года назад
I might ask you lads 3 questions if you reply to this comment
@TheMrMayo
@TheMrMayo 2 года назад
Okay, I'll take a jab, but know that if I get tossed into youtube's eternal algorithm because of you, I'll come back with endless ads. Can't miss college because I got a question wrong. ',:]
@mrprotheroe4981
@mrprotheroe4981 2 года назад
@@TheMrMayo what is your name? "real or fake"
@TheMrMayo
@TheMrMayo 2 года назад
@@mrprotheroe4981 Mr. Mayo (both true)
@chrysalisld.3002
@chrysalisld.3002 2 года назад
I’ll answer the three question commentkeeper, I’m not afraid!
@mrprotheroe4981
@mrprotheroe4981 2 года назад
@@TheMrMayo what is your quest?
@GamerKid64
@GamerKid64 2 года назад
Keeper: What Is Your Name? Me: Gamer Kid 64 Keeper: What Is Your Quest? Me: To Overthrow Joe Biden From His Reign As US Dictator Keeper: What Is Your Favorite Color? Me: Red Keeper: Alright Off You Go! Me: Thank You Other Travelers: THATS EASY!!!!!!!
@mrprotheroe4981
@mrprotheroe4981 2 года назад
Keeper: What is your name? Me: Mr Protheroe the autistic English man Keeper: what is your quest? Me: to make the world a better place Keeper: what is your favourite colour? Me: blue
@GamerKid64
@GamerKid64 2 года назад
@@mrprotheroe4981 Keeper: Alright Off You Go!
@mrprotheroe4981
@mrprotheroe4981 2 года назад
@@GamerKid64 thankyou lad
@GamerKid64
@GamerKid64 2 года назад
@@mrprotheroe4981 Travelers: THATS EASY!!!!!!!
@mrprotheroe4981
@mrprotheroe4981 2 года назад
@@GamerKid64 what is the capital of Derbyshire?
@Viktor47917
@Viktor47917 7 месяцев назад
I love how Arthur damned the Bridge Keeper by outsmarting him in his own game😆😆
@ladieslilbitch
@ladieslilbitch Год назад
1:05
@penjongsalcedo6289
@penjongsalcedo6289 Год назад
The trick is to answer a question with a question 😂
@jacobmaverickbueller.671
@jacobmaverickbueller.671 2 года назад
This scene makes me LMAO when they get a answer wrong and they go flying in the air and get dropped down.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@capt.gigglepants1538
@capt.gigglepants1538 4 месяца назад
The most obvious answer is that it was carried there by a bird. Probably an African Swallow.
@penjongsalcedo6289
@penjongsalcedo6289 Год назад
Thats EASY then He went Flying 😂
@reubenguttenberg7405
@reubenguttenberg7405 10 месяцев назад
What is your name?
@roysnell8319
@roysnell8319 4 месяца назад
It is Arthur, King of the Britains👑
@reubenguttenberg7405
@reubenguttenberg7405 4 месяца назад
@@roysnell8319 what is your quest
@roysnell8319
@roysnell8319 4 месяца назад
@@reubenguttenberg7405 to seek the Holy Grail
@Clone_Captain_Rex
@Clone_Captain_Rex 2 месяца назад
@@reubenguttenberg7405to seek the holy grail
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