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sWooZie
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My uncle Levi would warn me about "LA girls". Kinda have a better idea of what he was talking about now.
INSTAGRAM: / swoozie
SNAPCHAT: swoozie_snaps
TWITTER: / swooz1e
Mystery vid: • My First Hickey 💋
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Video Details:
Art done with Photoshop CC
Edited with Premiere Pro CC
Camera: Canon 7D
Lens: 55mm
Song info:
Song #1: Mischievous Monkey Business (Full Version) //
www.pond5.com/stock-music/378...
Song #2: Cat and Mouse //
www.pond5.com/stock-music/445...
Song during end card: Ayo & Teo - "Rolex" //
• Ayo & Teo - Rolex | Pr...
itun.es/us/CmUphb
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Wardrobe info:
Batman Animated Series IKON pocket tee (DM them to get the shirt):
/ ikonnewyork
Key "DREAM" necklace:
www.thegivingkeys.com/product...
Cast of Vices handcuff bracelet:
www.revolve.com/cast-of-vices-...
Suede Boots:
www.thesting.com/en/suede-boo...

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Комментарии : 7 тыс.   
@swoozie
@swoozie 7 лет назад
**SPOILER ALERT: There were actually a few more times she stopped by but this vid was getting too long so I cut it out. The worst news about all this is that each morning she pulled the "can I keep these clothes you let me borrow/sleep in?" Moment of silence for all the clothes lost in the struggle
@melanieandrade3179
@melanieandrade3179 7 лет назад
LOVE YOU BAE❤️
@melanieandrade3179
@melanieandrade3179 7 лет назад
lol first
@johanne7
@johanne7 7 лет назад
Girls are getting mad creative in these streetz
@danwizzle91
@danwizzle91 7 лет назад
deff ain't got the V card anymore lol
@ciaracheeks2556
@ciaracheeks2556 7 лет назад
Lmao
@l3ecomeking846
@l3ecomeking846 7 лет назад
bruh, like i wonder does any of the girls he talks about, ever watch his vids and be like, this nigga here is talking about me
@destinylivinglife
@destinylivinglife 7 лет назад
l3ecome KinG lmfaoooo
@gdragon42069
@gdragon42069 7 лет назад
l3ecome KinG There are stories alluding to that. Look in his older videos. Hell, there's even a story out there about him and a viewer.
@swoozie
@swoozie 7 лет назад
To give u some insight, about 3 out of 10 of the ppl I talk about in my vids find out it's them but they're usually okay with it for the most part because I put them on blast but not by name and I don't make it too obvious. How it usually goes is the closer I let someone to me, I've noticed they start watching my videos less which is kinda sad
@SharvaAnime
@SharvaAnime 7 лет назад
He has talked about that before. Sometimes he'd go on dates and girls would ask him if he was going to talk about them. Some of them will act crazy for fame & attention. It's like a new form of gold-digger
@jahaitian94
@jahaitian94 7 лет назад
they know what it is when they sign up....now they got to run it up lmao
@williamalvarado758
@williamalvarado758 4 года назад
What do you have that Chris Brown doesnt? A clean criminal record
@kuzma1113
@kuzma1113 4 года назад
lol that's so funny
@___Ryan___
@___Ryan___ 4 года назад
Smh
@kittyklawzarts4406
@kittyklawzarts4406 4 года назад
Real tattoos, anyone else notice his tattoos always changing... come on, I finally figured out algorithm, this is gaming? I didn't e e. Know I was playing? I just was curious on how to do animations, your are super cute tho. The voices and innocence when u do tha smooches makes me laugh. N quite frankly I need to laugh
@kittyklawzarts4406
@kittyklawzarts4406 4 года назад
Plus I started to get a addiction type of feeling with his damn sexiness. Just too much honey and talent, n ew dont make me go there. I didn't know these games make me wanna wiggle sum
@okemiasmith7177
@okemiasmith7177 3 года назад
Well actually, I was brought into custody after stealing my neighbor's babies. I am facing 60 years
@jrubye5325
@jrubye5325 5 лет назад
"What does Logan have that I don't " Me: a dead body
@edisodd4240
@edisodd4240 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Christian.Alv6
@Christian.Alv6 4 года назад
A boxing win ?
@wehaulingit941
@wehaulingit941 4 года назад
Christian Alvarez umm Logan don’t have that
@makeandeatgummyleeches5975
@makeandeatgummyleeches5975 4 года назад
Jrubye bold of you to assume that Swoozie doesn’t have a dead body in his house.
@christopherquintanilla6572
@christopherquintanilla6572 4 года назад
Dead meme, watch and enjoy his good content
@k.adebanjo1194
@k.adebanjo1194 7 лет назад
I swear it was daytime when the video started...
@smoldemon3952
@smoldemon3952 7 лет назад
Just realized that...
@foreignkeys3980
@foreignkeys3980 7 лет назад
K. Adebanjo its really logan paul and julia. we all know
@samjohnson8597
@samjohnson8597 7 лет назад
K. Adebanjo it was
@jolo7
@jolo7 7 лет назад
K. Adebanjo Just realized!
@rachellecollin3661
@rachellecollin3661 7 лет назад
yay daylights savings!!
@DeckofLies
@DeckofLies 7 лет назад
swoozie holds the world record for most girls kissed without smashing
@DeckofLies
@DeckofLies 7 лет назад
Still gets more girls than most who do smash tho
@williamgiordano6568
@williamgiordano6568 7 лет назад
did you just comment on yourself? because that's how you comment on yourself
@elijahmiles4175
@elijahmiles4175 7 лет назад
Not That Difficult Drake from Drake and Josh is a close 2nd
@rosefrance5685
@rosefrance5685 7 лет назад
Not That Difficult trueee
@zamarri7495
@zamarri7495 7 лет назад
I mean it's not that difficult skilld
@AngryKittens
@AngryKittens 4 года назад
So basically, she's a homeless person.
@TheFPSKingsGaming
@TheFPSKingsGaming 4 года назад
Nah a moocher
@zatrat5696
@zatrat5696 4 года назад
A LEACH
@Hulk2k6
@Hulk2k6 4 года назад
A Vampire if you will!
@ricardoh87
@ricardoh87 4 года назад
a hobo-sexual
@muhammedgani334
@muhammedgani334 4 года назад
Ricardo Herrera absolutely sent me😂
@EbolaSquirrel
@EbolaSquirrel 5 лет назад
THAT APARTMENT AND DESK SETUP IS GOLDEN. as a desk enthusiast I appreciate the clear and white mix with a natural mix with the plant there. must be amazing at night
@anais162
@anais162 7 лет назад
When swoozie posts, issa holiday.
@swoozie
@swoozie 7 лет назад
lol - no school today!
@orethaotto1114
@orethaotto1114 7 лет назад
sWooZie lol
@kimquality3850
@kimquality3850 7 лет назад
sWooZie lol
@lucasallibaba346
@lucasallibaba346 7 лет назад
itsnanu o
@courtneys.8777
@courtneys.8777 7 лет назад
OHHHHHH
@giovannisancez3228
@giovannisancez3228 7 лет назад
Lets call this guy sWooZie(its not really sWooZie)
@emilytheweirdo9112
@emilytheweirdo9112 6 лет назад
Giovanni Sancez oh
@malakaithegamer4051
@malakaithegamer4051 6 лет назад
Giovanni Sancez lol
@tonettegreen6995
@tonettegreen6995 6 лет назад
LolXD
@ajp1799
@ajp1799 6 лет назад
lol
@mattisonhall6136
@mattisonhall6136 6 лет назад
your profile picture is making me crave chicken nuggets
@srj6963
@srj6963 4 года назад
Plot twist: He’s actually talking about what he dreams about and he’s just telling us the strories 😂
@jdatboi724
@jdatboi724 4 года назад
SR J GAMING He’s so good at storytelling I wouldn’t mind if that was the case
@6XKT
@6XKT 3 года назад
Really?
@srj6963
@srj6963 3 года назад
@@jdatboi724 same
@Nestle245
@Nestle245 2 года назад
I think he's telling the truth. He's very sociable and funny, girls naturally love that.
@vrexyyzeditz
@vrexyyzeditz 2 года назад
@@6XKT Its a plot twist, its just a joke.
@leahcoruscate
@leahcoruscate 3 года назад
Why does it say this is unavailable on my device when my device is a computer..?
@nossta5242
@nossta5242 3 года назад
Same on phone wtf
@leahcoruscate
@leahcoruscate 3 года назад
@@nossta5242 I tried to watch another of his videos and got the same error. I hope it resolves soon.
@nakeddonaldtrump4641
@nakeddonaldtrump4641 3 года назад
Yo same thing happening with me, y'all devices with Android? I don't know why but this isn't letting me watch this on my phone, PC, or even my TV. RU-vid doing some fuck shit.
@fistablazin
@fistablazin 3 года назад
Same issue on Android.
@nathannix3217
@nathannix3217 3 года назад
Look at the description
@AyoTeoFVR
@AyoTeoFVR 7 лет назад
Rolex 🙌🏽 thanks for the love 🔥
@swoozie
@swoozie 7 лет назад
+Ayo & Teo - track is fireeeeeee. Saw y'all dancing to it on a vid and was an insta buy. Actually like that y'all can make a hot track w/o cursing
@bloodnessx
@bloodnessx 7 лет назад
ago & teo🔥🔥🔥 we so lit right now🎹🎹
@christiantamez2022
@christiantamez2022 7 лет назад
Ayo & Teo y'all watch swoozie that's tight
@sekani2273
@sekani2273 7 лет назад
Ayo & Teo yazzz
@blueangel6326
@blueangel6326 7 лет назад
Ayo & Teo I didn't know y'all watched swoozie aye that's tight
@deathdealer13cat
@deathdealer13cat 7 лет назад
god you could make a TV show with the amount of stories you got bro
@ash-bl4xb
@ash-bl4xb 7 лет назад
deathdealer13cat I WISH THEY FUCKING DID JESUS IS HE GOOD AT STORY TIMES 😍
@mayadougall1384
@mayadougall1384 7 лет назад
Try Jessii Vee XD
@gamergeek3081
@gamergeek3081 7 лет назад
Maya Dougall I love Jessii Vee!
@WillowFaded
@WillowFaded 4 года назад
Let’s give the no smash only kiss award to swozie
@z3ke408
@z3ke408 4 года назад
What do I have that Chris and Logan don't have ? -A bald head- I'm kidding
@lillietracy8737
@lillietracy8737 4 года назад
😂
@ireaper187x2
@ireaper187x2 4 года назад
Brooooo I said the same thing 😂😂😂
@danellboy5757
@danellboy5757 2 года назад
He's got hair, he just shaves it doesn't he?
@abovebeyond2191
@abovebeyond2191 7 лет назад
if I get lost in the sea of comments remember me
@kmasonsos
@kmasonsos 7 лет назад
Micah Sharpley no
@RychecksWorld
@RychecksWorld 7 лет назад
Micah Sharpley YOU WILL NEVER BE LOST
@RedShiftJ29
@RedShiftJ29 7 лет назад
Micah Sharpley lmfaoooo you'll never be lost now my child
@julianalston120
@julianalston120 7 лет назад
Micah Sharpley you're pinned
@bleachbleacher6979
@bleachbleacher6979 7 лет назад
Micah Sharpley you rose to the top of it
@acaciawilliams8289
@acaciawilliams8289 7 лет назад
Remember when swoozie was "waiting till marriage"
@gigifreakingdies
@gigifreakingdies 7 лет назад
martina max haha those were the days
@babyraoseh2227
@babyraoseh2227 7 лет назад
T^T
@aaliyahbreedlove158
@aaliyahbreedlove158 7 лет назад
he is,but girls try to use him,he just don't link up like that
@keiaillah1
@keiaillah1 7 лет назад
making out and sex aren't the same
@eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842
He didn't actually say anything happened, they just kissed and made out for, like, 2 mins
@deangelocordero2187
@deangelocordero2187 5 лет назад
Thats what i do for a living. 2:04
@kingken7881
@kingken7881 4 года назад
🙀
@smexyunicornpuff4049
@smexyunicornpuff4049 4 года назад
Same 😂
@armedjuice6726
@armedjuice6726 3 года назад
sWOOZIE: I hate it when you realize a friend is using you Me: relatable too relatable
@IridiumTV
@IridiumTV 7 лет назад
The real question is.....did you get your clothes back?
@benrii_
@benrii_ 7 лет назад
iRidium rumors say that he never saw them again 0.0
@superwolf4965
@superwolf4965 6 лет назад
Beril Ly Ella Nooooooooooo
@Solwiz
@Solwiz 6 лет назад
iRidium iridium watches swoozie!?!? :O
@angelapederson4755
@angelapederson4755 6 лет назад
Dope sick
@elli4612
@elli4612 6 лет назад
iRidium I am reading this before the vid is done and I'm like ……wat😐
@soupyhour93
@soupyhour93 6 лет назад
I know it really wasn't logan Paul but some how I'm convinced it was
@fandomwriter8789
@fandomwriter8789 6 лет назад
Litzy Cordova it seems like something he'd do.
@allroundmejjjj3729
@allroundmejjjj3729 6 лет назад
Litzy Cordova fr fr
@allroundmejjjj3729
@allroundmejjjj3729 6 лет назад
Litzy Cordova yea cause it kinda sound like him
@weirdqueen5661
@weirdqueen5661 6 лет назад
Litzy Cordova same
@cleankaa4337
@cleankaa4337 6 лет назад
He was at vidcon
@geoffdowling1590
@geoffdowling1590 5 лет назад
I love How I Met Your Mother
@decorzel_5428
@decorzel_5428 3 года назад
That Innkeeper: "Virginity is cool remain pure."
@Ido_and_dontexist5
@Ido_and_dontexist5 7 лет назад
4:19 Girl: can I spend the night. Swoozie: Idk girl... Show me the car fax.
@hoodoo9504
@hoodoo9504 6 лет назад
Lol
@doomian433
@doomian433 6 лет назад
Melody Way 333 like
@justinperry9771
@justinperry9771 7 лет назад
"NO MY TOYS GET AWAY"
@richardthatboyintheback3655
@richardthatboyintheback3655 6 лет назад
Justin Perry best part
@xdrago5602
@xdrago5602 6 лет назад
Justin Perry literally my little sister
@joeward5387
@joeward5387 6 лет назад
swoozie
@editname8596
@editname8596 6 лет назад
Justin Perry no my mom said I can play with them :)
@lilrival1189
@lilrival1189 3 года назад
"so hard out here for a pimp" That is something I 100% agree with
@LazerPotato7
@LazerPotato7 3 года назад
I’m happy you used “Logan Paul” because my name is Logan and I look like the way he was animated
@widCr_Kd
@widCr_Kd 3 года назад
Yay good for you! LuCkY!
@NxNova0
@NxNova0 2 года назад
😎
@eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842
Who was having a How I met your mother flashback?
@Fortniteclips-xk7gy
@Fortniteclips-xk7gy 7 лет назад
Thomas Keane me I've seen every episode of that show at least 12 times
@eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842
OMG, I 12 times! o.0 ahaha
@ariannamenin5761
@ariannamenin5761 7 лет назад
Thomas Keane omg yees i thought i was the only one haha
@Scamspam
@Scamspam 7 лет назад
The Sexless Innkeeper is a theory/concept made up by the show/Barney, right?
@lukemoonwalker8444
@lukemoonwalker8444 7 лет назад
Thomas Keane I'm surprised he never watched the show...
@skeptc8
@skeptc8 6 лет назад
"Can i play with that to-" "NO MY TOY!......GET AWAY!" -sWooZie 2018
@smsdamiracle
@smsdamiracle 6 лет назад
Skepto Girl if you're gonna do something you got to do it right, dawg. This is 2017 swooz
@TheVictoriamimi
@TheVictoriamimi 5 лет назад
Big Black Toy
@libertyprime398
@libertyprime398 4 года назад
@@TheVictoriamimi Police:mam get in the police car
@ipaxphantom7896
@ipaxphantom7896 5 лет назад
Hmmmm sounds a lot like that Episode from How I Met Your Mother.
@bio_hazard7281
@bio_hazard7281 5 лет назад
IpaxPhantom I love how I met your mother
@Haylex98
@Haylex98 5 лет назад
Absolutely no one: Swoozie: MMM
@jaydenng172
@jaydenng172 7 лет назад
I like how this vid is so long the vid started at morning and ended at night
@theflyingpig6361
@theflyingpig6361 6 лет назад
jayden ng heh 69 likes
@pokeprime94
@pokeprime94 6 лет назад
“What do I have that Logan doesn’t?” A conscious
@fatimajameel1357
@fatimajameel1357 5 лет назад
Poke Prime *conscience
@zain4019
@zain4019 5 лет назад
Fatima Jameel lol for 5 months no one corrected them until you xD
@donjoel6754
@donjoel6754 5 лет назад
Poke Prime I'm ded 😂😂😂😂
@nchetambaraonye4554
@nchetambaraonye4554 5 лет назад
Poke Prime Parody
@cermit2376
@cermit2376 5 лет назад
A conscious A heart A brain
@CatPCgaming
@CatPCgaming 3 года назад
"This video is unavailable on this device" Excuse me, but WTF
@remy3499
@remy3499 3 года назад
EXACTALY
@oreoyin-yan8414
@oreoyin-yan8414 3 года назад
SAME!!
@rachelannesley8067
@rachelannesley8067 3 года назад
IKR!
@Sahil-zh2kw
@Sahil-zh2kw 3 года назад
Same!
@fyninne
@fyninne 3 года назад
Ditto
@SpiderXtra7
@SpiderXtra7 3 года назад
This man has so much life experience that can climb the the tallest tower in the world
@tda1816
@tda1816 7 лет назад
I wonder if this "Julia" girl is watching this🤔
@sebw1847
@sebw1847 7 лет назад
Giovanna Teo only during the night tho
@NicholasMcDonaldd
@NicholasMcDonaldd 7 лет назад
swoozie is like the Taylor Swift of RU-vid
@katelynn117_
@katelynn117_ 7 лет назад
Nick Mcd There has never been a worse insult.
@Andrew-ws9db
@Andrew-ws9db 7 лет назад
Katelynn Pearce being black
@killjoysneverdiebitch6751
@killjoysneverdiebitch6751 7 лет назад
Nick Mcd rude
@Ann-ep5xu
@Ann-ep5xu 7 лет назад
but the other youtubers can be smashing all the time but they just dont put it on youtube
@cheeseburgah563
@cheeseburgah563 7 лет назад
Nick Mcd swoozie is not a lady
@savabarashki3316
@savabarashki3316 4 года назад
You save me from depression Thank you
@PieLuver888
@PieLuver888 7 лет назад
Logan Paul: This video cured my color blindness
@lelamassey7006
@lelamassey7006 7 лет назад
MICHELLE LAM Yo same pfp dude 💕
@joshhodge2188
@joshhodge2188 7 лет назад
Fucking bitch
@LPday23
@LPday23 7 лет назад
777
@nicolascharlton8329
@nicolascharlton8329 7 лет назад
I'm your 888 like u owe me money
@lenamiledipeba3375
@lenamiledipeba3375 6 лет назад
EndMySuffering its not funny that he is colour blind
@boatboystrackclub6528
@boatboystrackclub6528 6 лет назад
I use you for laughs
@pvpsouls77
@pvpsouls77 6 лет назад
Avery Bradley's Son your everywhere lmao
@nonsoomezi2404
@nonsoomezi2404 6 лет назад
ComplexCorgi Right He is in every genre of video
@muhjeed8989
@muhjeed8989 6 лет назад
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
@TheDarogn
@TheDarogn 6 лет назад
Avery Bradley’s Son You watchin KOT4Q and swoozie too? Mate we the same
@alexau7990
@alexau7990 6 лет назад
Hi
@allmightygir4865
@allmightygir4865 4 года назад
Swoozie bringing some new knowledge into my life fr.
@shaneikiyasteel7073
@shaneikiyasteel7073 4 года назад
The stories this man tells 😂 ohmygosh 🤦🏽‍♀️! Love the fit!
@holly6131
@holly6131 7 лет назад
Did he really just sit on that couch from day to night?
@prestonnoneya3767
@prestonnoneya3767 7 лет назад
Holly Bear, No, he probably recorded some, had something to do, came back, recorded.
@holly6131
@holly6131 7 лет назад
The Dankest Of The Memelords hank you
@joyce3672
@joyce3672 6 лет назад
Holly Bear True first it was day then night time that's weird 😐😕
@cynthiawolfe6706
@cynthiawolfe6706 6 лет назад
Holly Bear oh my gosh he did
@air5828
@air5828 5 лет назад
*_(It's not really sWooZie)_*
@jonathanbush6197
@jonathanbush6197 4 года назад
Heh it's actually more like sWooZie than sWoozie himself. Yeah. An icon that represents the Platonic essence of sWooZie is more real than a mere temporary physical manifestation thereof.
@ASTROTRILOGY
@ASTROTRILOGY 4 года назад
....... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
@michaelkindelan6237
@michaelkindelan6237 4 года назад
It is
@heatz_crgo3534
@heatz_crgo3534 4 года назад
Mizzli Bizzli lol
@twinklingromualdez2083
@twinklingromualdez2083 4 года назад
469 likes ya welcome
@aguy6966
@aguy6966 3 года назад
Sexless innkeeper TED from HIMYM: 🙃
@summerrains5327
@summerrains5327 3 года назад
these vids be so interestingggg i learn so much about how ppl caan be without having to go through it loll
@breeeuglyass4790
@breeeuglyass4790 6 лет назад
"NO MY TOYS, GET AWAY"
@keshadaniel4385
@keshadaniel4385 5 лет назад
Hanna B
@keshadaniel4385
@keshadaniel4385 5 лет назад
7
@keshadaniel4385
@keshadaniel4385 5 лет назад
Hannah B
@pancakeweeb5025
@pancakeweeb5025 5 лет назад
TFTI
@Zefyxon
@Zefyxon 5 лет назад
+1
@fa5driver
@fa5driver 6 лет назад
sWooZie:He Just ignores The Toy Till A Friend Comes Over Like Hey Can I play With That Toy? NO MY TOYS GET AWAY!
@brickyboi2178
@brickyboi2178 6 лет назад
hefty magic What he do wrong? Also,Telling someone to kill them self is really rude. When you do that,they might actually do that. So just stop. Leave him to his own bid-ness
@LaLordLeviathan
@LaLordLeviathan 6 лет назад
hefty magic U can get arrested for telling to kill himself a**hole
@LaLordLeviathan
@LaLordLeviathan 6 лет назад
*him
@rs_jj7078
@rs_jj7078 6 лет назад
hefty magic I really hope karma gets you back
@RAVEKOOKIEJAR
@RAVEKOOKIEJAR 6 лет назад
That used to me
@raquelscarborough9615
@raquelscarborough9615 3 года назад
swoozie: that one kid that ignores all their toys but studies it when someone wants it me: he's discribing me
@thatrando9679
@thatrando9679 3 года назад
He was wondering what he has that these celebrities don't, and I figured it out He got that swoozie charm
@elijahmiller7700
@elijahmiller7700 7 лет назад
Dear God, thank you. Swoozie has uploaded twice in two weeks. This is a miracle.
@elijahmiller7700
@elijahmiller7700 7 лет назад
It should happen more often.
@trashbye3249
@trashbye3249 7 лет назад
yes
@sandyeduardo1361
@sandyeduardo1361 7 лет назад
Elijah Miller lol
@Shenieta
@Shenieta 6 лет назад
Loooooooool
@quokkabearlyfe6281
@quokkabearlyfe6281 6 лет назад
Am I the only one who pauses the video just to read those 1 second captions he puts up?
@morganrhae3476
@morganrhae3476 6 лет назад
no I do it to!
@scarlettcorbett6719
@scarlettcorbett6719 5 лет назад
No ur not alone
@jessiem1042
@jessiem1042 5 лет назад
QuokkaBearLyfe OMG I LOVE QUOKKAS HRNRHDHDJJDJWJWNSJDJHFNDBWJJQHWOEBXBHEHDHHDGEGGWVWVWDU
@dst4537
@dst4537 5 лет назад
QuokkaBearLyfe nah I do it like all the time your not alone
@blakemsoane2993
@blakemsoane2993 5 лет назад
No
@ALouisae
@ALouisae 3 года назад
Yo why this say “This video is unavailable on this device.” ??? Word?
@sustelsuk
@sustelsuk 3 года назад
With the title , i imaged swoozie dressed in night gown with a night cap, with old man glasses, beard and a old oil lanterns
@digglesgiggless
@digglesgiggless 7 лет назад
Okay but the table glowing in the back is so cool!
@melodyhernandezlovescuphea5865
DG_Solei same
@amirriddle
@amirriddle 6 лет назад
What is it? Does anyone know?
@TheIanaro
@TheIanaro 6 лет назад
So true It's so cool!
@profilename3030
@profilename3030 6 лет назад
Fast forward to nowadays and Swoozie probably regretting using Logan Paul
@a.roberts4203
@a.roberts4203 6 лет назад
Profile Name I was thinking that too...
@thevideoofdiariesofagregin9517
Profile Name love your pic
@korosensei5895
@korosensei5895 6 лет назад
Profile Name billllll
@epixkid1127
@epixkid1127 5 лет назад
I'll bet
@MerzHayden
@MerzHayden 5 лет назад
Profile Name true lol
@heykidswantsomegummyworms9703
@heykidswantsomegummyworms9703 5 лет назад
I had a dream where my boi kissed my crush and I woke up mad af at him. I saw him in tech ed and in my head was like tf y u do me like that
@rozdavie6376
@rozdavie6376 Год назад
Y’all not even joking swoozie just giving us a class about social tips, and it’s awesome 👏👏👏👏👏
@crunchipscrust
@crunchipscrust 7 лет назад
Did I miss something? I thought he was a virgin angel I'm gonna wait till marriage kinda boy? What happened 😅
@Andre-md1oh
@Andre-md1oh 7 лет назад
crunchips0crust have you seen his other vids?
@BlackClawsGaming15
@BlackClawsGaming15 7 лет назад
He is waiting until marriage, at least that's what he told us
@bobjackson1869
@bobjackson1869 7 лет назад
crunchips0crust fame
@reversetyronemagnus1715
@reversetyronemagnus1715 7 лет назад
He is still waiting till marriage. He still makes out and cuddles with girls tho. I think his disappointment in this story was the fact that he was being used in general.
@RecordToDeathToBoredom
@RecordToDeathToBoredom 7 лет назад
"Sexless innkeeper" is just a title that's meant for the definition Swoozie stated. He NEVER said he was going to have at it. It's just the term that most fits his situation.
@Christopher0601
@Christopher0601 7 лет назад
swoozie seems interested in sex now, which is weird bc he used to always be like "oh i'm saving myself until i'm married"
@NerfWarHero1999
@NerfWarHero1999 7 лет назад
Chris Daniel I guess he's Waring out due to all the girls hitting him up.
@SoapMonkeeyy
@SoapMonkeeyy 7 лет назад
Chris Daniel I was thinking the exact same thing lmao
@erikacarranza5187
@erikacarranza5187 7 лет назад
Chris Daniel I can't stop laughing😂😂
@kristinaward2850
@kristinaward2850 7 лет назад
Chris Daniel Yeah I'm confused about this too
@Aquatarix789
@Aquatarix789 7 лет назад
Which is normal as he ages. I'm sure He still stands by his promise to stay abstinent
@Ms.ANY_10NE
@Ms.ANY_10NE 5 лет назад
Love your Batman and robin shirt
@Nero-xq3vn
@Nero-xq3vn 3 года назад
i just noticed this man has a handcuff bracelet. Swoozie a mad thug, still got his handcuff since the last he go arrested
@xsheeeshx29
@xsheeeshx29 7 лет назад
I've been watching swoozie for years and I can honestly say he's still one of the best youtubers out there hands down. #swooziesqaud
@aplacewithnoname5512
@aplacewithnoname5512 7 лет назад
I'm glad his content hasn't been dried up by fame like a lot of the other RU-vidrs have
@alicloverz5644
@alicloverz5644 7 лет назад
Slim Stick what like danTDM
@aplacewithnoname5512
@aplacewithnoname5512 7 лет назад
I don't know anything about danTDM, but when I made my comment I had plenty of RU-vidrs in mind and Superwoman was the first.
@cristo6214
@cristo6214 7 лет назад
AHAHAHAHA DANTDM WTF RO ARE U 9 OMG BROOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
@alicloverz5644
@alicloverz5644 7 лет назад
BPB Galxy Tyler-Kun I used to watch him but he's bad now
@marysue5621
@marysue5621 7 лет назад
Anyone else think if How i Met Your Mother when they saw the title
@marysue5621
@marysue5621 7 лет назад
?
@joelbrown1721
@joelbrown1721 7 лет назад
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Lady first thing lmao
@annalisexo8501
@annalisexo8501 7 лет назад
yupppp
@Liaatriany
@Liaatriany 7 лет назад
Me too 😂
@ThatWeebyGamer
@ThatWeebyGamer 7 лет назад
that's the only reason I clicked on the video
@esssaaaa5417
@esssaaaa5417 4 года назад
Rolex at the end got me bro oh my god it’s been a minute since I heard that
@uchihaextract5064
@uchihaextract5064 5 лет назад
Damn even swoozie gettin played out here makes me feel better lol
@r4tzd0ll
@r4tzd0ll 7 лет назад
Last time I was this early, Phillip Hamilton was still alive
@tobyshedd7193
@tobyshedd7193 7 лет назад
Kawaii Alpaca Artist do you mean...
@tobyshedd7193
@tobyshedd7193 7 лет назад
Kawaii Alpaca Artist ALEXANDRR HAMILTON!
@r4tzd0ll
@r4tzd0ll 7 лет назад
Mr. TnT Yes! I didn't think anyone would get the reference! RIP PHILLIP
@chloeketola6378
@chloeketola6378 7 лет назад
Hamilton heehee
@sumaleep5932
@sumaleep5932 7 лет назад
my fuCKING GOD YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT.
@Kameronathan
@Kameronathan 7 лет назад
When you're too early to a video to read comments that are actually about the video but rather they're all about being early and ironically so is this one.
@littlebrain4482
@littlebrain4482 7 лет назад
OMG I HATE THAT
@rat9801
@rat9801 7 лет назад
jwjwjwksjsjejej I am the jibberish man hai wound snjwkajsjwjjsjsjsjsjskwkhigirichfi
@bigsen4327
@bigsen4327 3 года назад
“This video is unavailable on this device”
@skyforce2132
@skyforce2132 3 года назад
Why though?
@bigsen4327
@bigsen4327 3 года назад
@@skyforce2132 I dont know
@thelessrarediamond4875
@thelessrarediamond4875 5 лет назад
That outro song though 😂😂😂
@Homeboy_Brando
@Homeboy_Brando 6 лет назад
6:21 Who else caught that reference? It's the song called It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp -DJay/Terrence Howard from the movie "Hustle & Flow"
@mastercheef6743
@mastercheef6743 6 лет назад
Homeboy_Brando omg stfu u loser
@Homeboy_Brando
@Homeboy_Brando 6 лет назад
master cheef Says the one who has nothing better to do than to call people losers over the internet😂😂
@exitzy5655
@exitzy5655 6 лет назад
And is called master cheef 😂😂😂😂
@partytattooz
@partytattooz 6 лет назад
ah, yes! my favorite movie.
@olerius1235
@olerius1235 6 лет назад
The outro is called rolex
@Rockngurl1kittyluv
@Rockngurl1kittyluv 7 лет назад
Lmaoooo where do you keep finding these girls????? XD
@jtj1128
@jtj1128 7 лет назад
Kimberly Anna hes part of the Kool Kids Klub
@julianadelstein9310
@julianadelstein9310 7 лет назад
JTJWarrior Gamz lol wow!
@lilsuds8278
@lilsuds8278 7 лет назад
JTJWarrior Gamz the kkk?
@bobago139
@bobago139 7 лет назад
JTJWarrior Gamz if ur going to be racist at least make it funny
@jtj1128
@jtj1128 7 лет назад
Jaelyn Lockhart Lmao just a joke. Why do people take everything seriously
@sebastianthecat4839
@sebastianthecat4839 3 года назад
Wtf it say not available on this device
@nakeddonaldtrump4641
@nakeddonaldtrump4641 3 года назад
Aye same here, maybe it's a glitch. I don't know but if you find out hit me up, it'd be a great help.
@sebastianthecat4839
@sebastianthecat4839 3 года назад
@@nakeddonaldtrump4641 ok.......naked Donald Trump 🤤
@lightkira8396
@lightkira8396 3 года назад
Same😕
@xd2dwet957
@xd2dwet957 3 года назад
Read description
@skyforce2132
@skyforce2132 3 года назад
XD 2dWet what’s in the description it looks like a normal description
@_.Hoodini._
@_.Hoodini._ 3 года назад
As i'm watching this video and he mentions ligan paul he uploads and i get a notification 😂😂😂
@pokeprime94
@pokeprime94 6 лет назад
Watching this in 2018, I bet he regrets using Logan as his fill in name
@smsdamiracle
@smsdamiracle 6 лет назад
Poke Prime eh, I doubt it
@GamesweiveR
@GamesweiveR 5 лет назад
Probably
@armaansohi4829
@armaansohi4829 5 лет назад
Poke Prime why?
@bigjelias
@bigjelias 5 лет назад
Me too
@luisl2503
@luisl2503 2 года назад
2018.. 4 years ago..
@timmyrascal2768
@timmyrascal2768 7 лет назад
Twas the night before New Year's And the weather grew mean Twas three in the morning And I was stranded in Queens! The tavern grew empty The gas lights grew dim The horse-drawn carriages Were all but snowed in Last call was approaching And my fortunes looked bleak Then I turned to my left And stifled a shriek! She had a peach-fuzz beard And weighed sixteen stone She gobbled up hot wings And swallowed the bones I muffled a scream And threw up in my mouth I asked, "Where do you live?" And she said, "One block south." I swallowed my pride And six shots of Whiskey And prayed to the gods That she wasn't too frisky Back in her cave She prepared us a snack Neath her mighty hooves The floorboards did crack But when she returned She found a sound sleeper And thus she became The sexless innkeeper
@MsThe1girl
@MsThe1girl 7 лет назад
Timmy Rascal you my comrade , have devotion i hath never peered upon. Barney would be proud.
@lancel0t608
@lancel0t608 7 лет назад
Bravo my good sir
@sludgehammerz
@sludgehammerz 7 лет назад
best comment ever
@albertsstuffkeyboardlamber1798
I just love this
@carrieharvey1434
@carrieharvey1434 7 лет назад
I was hoping to find HIMYM in the comments...
@danallama3184
@danallama3184 5 лет назад
I really love your backround lights! ❤️💙💚💛💜💓💕💖💗🖤💝💞💟❣️
@chrisxu2298
@chrisxu2298 4 года назад
swoozie be sounding like different adventure time character when he does ppl's voice over
@ourangechips
@ourangechips 6 лет назад
2:04 my favorite part of this video
@treeboy3840
@treeboy3840 6 лет назад
NO! MY TOYS! GET AWAY
@isabellamorell6865
@isabellamorell6865 6 лет назад
Mine too I laughed sooo hard
@Psycholas
@Psycholas 6 лет назад
xd i was like that when i was a kid
@Psycholas
@Psycholas 6 лет назад
was afraid that he would break them or infect them with his dirty hands (idk why)
@aaaaaaaaaa9998
@aaaaaaaaaa9998 5 лет назад
I died of laughter
@patriciatrad277
@patriciatrad277 7 лет назад
I don't understand... how can somebody use someone like swoozie he's perfect boyfriend material... 😩💗
@echoheadwithanxiety6934
@echoheadwithanxiety6934 7 лет назад
Not everyone thinks that. People have different types so Swoozie might not be her type.
@patriciatrad277
@patriciatrad277 7 лет назад
Broken Doge yeah but she doesn't have a reason to use him
@whatassignments7433
@whatassignments7433 7 лет назад
Maybe she doesn't have a place to live and is just house hoping, rent free
@2702
@2702 7 лет назад
stfu lol..... hes playing with your minds, look through his BS and you can tell hes more difficult that most of the sassy LA bitches he imitates with that gay ass voice. :)
@alicia-zx8lh
@alicia-zx8lh 7 лет назад
Glowing Heart 😂
@AthiraAnand
@AthiraAnand 3 года назад
I swear Adande….....if you ever come to India, let me know bruv. I don't know u personally, but I feel you. Ma man, you're an awesome dude. Lots of love to u Swooz.
@AthiraAnand
@AthiraAnand 2 года назад
@☯ Yo, it's a Froggieee Onimations ☯ ✓ umm.... Take him around and show him wat a beautiful country India is.... That's only if he's really up for it
@notthesuper3105
@notthesuper3105 5 лет назад
Bro your the best youtuber
@dr.wolfie3006
@dr.wolfie3006 7 лет назад
I love how u change the animation 😄
@swoozie
@swoozie 7 лет назад
Glad you like it man. I'm rotating through different styles making the rounds :)
@dogoakuna7882
@dogoakuna7882 7 лет назад
sWooZie Like it
@quintus1553
@quintus1553 7 лет назад
sWooZie vgi
@stinklordbonk8253
@stinklordbonk8253 7 лет назад
DR . WOLFIE yep same
@zayftv2004
@zayftv2004 5 лет назад
Anyone else noticed the background changed it was day than now night
@killerqueen2543
@killerqueen2543 5 лет назад
Master MotionCore whaaaaat I JUST realized that lol
@sil_spatafora3886
@sil_spatafora3886 4 года назад
yeah haha LA crazy so it was prolly late. and he prolly messed up a few times lmao
@psyctrst7782
@psyctrst7782 4 года назад
Lmao what i didnt notice that until that
@herwisdomcipher
@herwisdomcipher 4 года назад
CrAzY ReDz me lol 😂
@y1n_y4ng73
@y1n_y4ng73 4 года назад
OH GOD
@crescentblueee
@crescentblueee 4 года назад
It took him all day all the way into the night to tell this story 😂😂😂
@isabellaramirez1864
@isabellaramirez1864 5 лет назад
Literally all of your stories involving girls are wild!!! LA girls be on a whole different level lol
@Joshua-cl7qi
@Joshua-cl7qi 7 лет назад
I just realized that the girl who was using him was Alissa Violet!
@Joshua-cl7qi
@Joshua-cl7qi 7 лет назад
It might be Sommerray??
@LobsterLawyer
@LobsterLawyer 7 лет назад
Probably not Sommerrray. He would have mentioned about the booty or her dog if that was the case. That dog goes everywhere with her smh.
@ziweili1885
@ziweili1885 7 лет назад
Joshua A true it is alissa bcoz she just broke up with jake paul and needs a place to stay
@joyh.512
@joyh.512 7 лет назад
Omg you're right
@jadakith
@jadakith 7 лет назад
I don't think it's Alissa. Isn't she staying with Chantel...
@ineedmedsk5441
@ineedmedsk5441 7 лет назад
WHY SWOOZIE IS SO AWESOME ALL THESE AIN'T LOYAL
@92Tweetylove
@92Tweetylove 4 года назад
His stories are hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kaytlyndavies4683
@kaytlyndavies4683 5 лет назад
If anyone has watched 'how i met your mother' (on netflix) and loved it like me and watched all 9 seasons over and over you'll know an episode is based on 'the sexless innkeeper'. P.s if anyone is looking for a binge worthy show watch 'how I met your mother' has 9 seasons with around 25-30 episodes in each season all around 21-25 minutes long each. My favourite episodes are the slapsgiving ones and the Robbin Sparkles ones.
@nickia7578
@nickia7578 6 лет назад
WHADDUP HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER REFERENCE YESSSSSSSSSS 😍😍😍😍😂
@katyillenye23
@katyillenye23 6 лет назад
YES
@Paige-is9go
@Paige-is9go 6 лет назад
Hell. Yeah. 😂
@astroartstm6954
@astroartstm6954 7 лет назад
Swoozie. This needs to me an actual series. STORYS WITH SWOOZIE
@yukkik.soldier7258
@yukkik.soldier7258 6 лет назад
GalacticSushi LPS ikr
@defagentanimations
@defagentanimations 5 лет назад
2:09 Hammie does not start with I.
@alexandermerkel2859
@alexandermerkel2859 5 лет назад
T-thanks F-for T-the I-invite Hammie
@nofunktuis7972
@nofunktuis7972 4 года назад
bruh that loftwing in the back round pretty lit
@SurplusMilk
@SurplusMilk 6 лет назад
Imagine making out with someone and all of a sudden they roll over and say "good night" like asf if yall weren't about to pull off those clothes XDD I'd be like "bittccchhhhhh"
@areallifecartoon777
@areallifecartoon777 7 лет назад
I wish Jaiden animations and the odd ones out and Swoozie would make a video if you guys think the same can we get 200 likes
@aidanking5398
@aidanking5398 6 лет назад
mr. Turtles 139 probably not
@ratwoman248
@ratwoman248 6 лет назад
mr. Turtles 139 198 REEEEEEEEE
@whynotbrosay
@whynotbrosay 6 лет назад
mr. Turtles 139 he's done some with Alex Clark
@animemovies3950
@animemovies3950 6 лет назад
mr. Turtles 139 nO
@brandonjung3087
@brandonjung3087 6 лет назад
mr. Turtles 139 get domics in there too
@sailor.mia.sabrina3402
@sailor.mia.sabrina3402 4 года назад
1:31 I almost spit out the water out of my mouth i was literally laughing
@joshualawrence7942
@joshualawrence7942 4 года назад
Swoozie is getting played to many times😂
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