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Fun fact! One of my sister’s ex-husbands owned a horse who hated getting her hooves wet so much that she would jump over a puddle less than a foot wide. She seriously could have avoided one once by simply continuing forward, but she decided on that day she would leap. He didn’t expect it and nearly got thrown from the saddle because of how unexpected and violent the leap was. And no, she wasn’t intentionally trying to dismount him, she was the sweetest, most mild horse I have ever met. She just hated water that much.
As a Canadian, I'm so happy you're out here trying to educate the world on the terrors of geese. Anyone who has made the mistake of being alive near those bastards know how ruthless they are. Everything is on sight with those demons.
I heard somewhere that Canadians tend to be nicer than most is because of a Ritual in which the evil thoughts are drained from Canadian minds and transferred into the geese
Yes. I have this really sweet goose couple out at my pond in my back pasture but I’m terrified of them and I just avoid them but they’re pretty nice. But only that one couple from what I see. Those are the only two I’ve seen as often that I do- maybe geese in Kansas are nicer then Canada’s geese..?
@@DraconasTenZHG Thanks, you got it quicker than me lol! Its because i dont get the ocelot reference. Im a bit older so i didnt watch all of the episodes.
I like how he related Dolphins bankrupt morality to human history 😂😂 Cuz thats how you know a animal can have no morals as a species, but possibly be cool on a personal level
We're just as dangerous, if not more. It's just that nature works in a way that the weakest are meant to die. Just cause our technology has advanced enough to keep most of us alive despite the circumstances it doesn't mean that stupidity can be saved, so according to Darwin, they will die as the weakest of it's kind
When I was younger I lived in Alabama. My dad had moved there after marrying my mom. He was originally from Pennsylvania. Apparently he was doing some yard work and managed to anger a couple bees because he ran inside then looked out the screen door a couple minutes later to find the same bee waiting there. He then asked my mom “what kind of bees do y’all have down here!”
Honey badgers also hate death. After dying from a snake bite their immune system kicks in and brings it back to life so it can kill the snake that killed it. There also was a case of one in a zoo next to a lion. He would dig under the enclosure just to attack the lion and would keep doing it no matter how far they buried the fence. He didn't stop till they moved the badger away
My dad and his sister had a kitten that got bitten by a viper (vipera berus), and after a lot of care through severe illness recovered. Rather than enforcing that you shouldn't boop snakes it triggered him to go on a murderous rampage of 24 years. He was blind and almost deaf when he Mr.Miyagi-lured a bigass viper that lived under my aunt's stairs, and oneshot it with a paw to the head. My aunt and dad just watched (worried they would distract the cat and not the snake if they got closer), mouths agape at which animal's last moments they had just been witness to. Dad measured it at 10 cm across (not around) and 1,5 ms long.
Penguins actually are worse then seals. Penguins do a lot of gang r*pes and it don’t even matter if it’s mating season, females and any smaller male penguins ARENT SAFE. Also penguins that can’t have children, such as same sex penguins and infertile female penguins, or penguins that just didn’t have children will literally steal the baby penguin, or egg. If the baby penguin is left unattended so many female penguins or males even will crowd the baby and try to take it in as their own, the problem is that the baby usually ends up suffocating or getting crushed to death or falling off a rocky cliff and dying, or some other death because of the it trying to run away. Another thing is, penguins will also r*pe/gang r*pe baby penguins or adolescent penguins too, not just adults. So really nature is fucked up. The prime reason they gang r*pe is usually for pleasure even if it isn’t mating season, if a female hasn’t already given birth or has a partner, you guessed it. If a male acts out to a superior male, you guessed it. If a female or male penguin refuses any sort of stance, you guessed it. Anybody steps out of line, you guessed it. Penguins will either get into fights, that usually end with death or until one submits, or they will just simply r*pe the other penguin, or kill their baby. Happy feet was a whole different story.
8:40 I love how the honey badger looks like it has a buzzcut and is smoking a thick cigar, like a grizzled war veteran got reincarnated as a berserker weasel.
That's....accurate. 😂 And a honeybadger is just an equatorial wolverine; one likes the heat, the other thrives in ice and snow. You're boned in either territory~
It’d be a whole other story if dolphins could talk, especially for the lady who worked with dolphins and had a sexual relationship with one of the dolphins. (She would f**k it)
@@FuryMcpurey Im not a nihilistic doomer, so I strongly disagree. The human race is not as garbage as all these edge lords think it is and im completely sick of this mentality.
@@adamshaikh8856 oh f yeah. There was this famous story a few years back about a hunter who stole the prey of and injured a tiger. It followed the hunter home and waited till he left and attacked and killed him
@@rarabryant kong has an axe godzilla is an atomic god at this point not to mentoin godzilla seems to be alot more active after he was nuked which suggests the nuke did alot more than rejuvenate him
Dude, I found you a few days ago and have binged watched since. I love the Kardashian but then again loved them all. Your dry humour is pretty much programmed to how 85% of Aussie conversation. Thanks for the entertainment it is Gold 👍
I raised abandoned kittens in my backyard for years an one ill never forget cuz it was the only one psycho enough to go after a snake. I was cleaning the yard when he dashed out of nowhere an FOUND A SNAKE OUT OF THIN AIR like 3 feet from me an chased it even after it was clearly leaving. He would also always wait next ti me if i was waiting outside for a car. Best guard cat ever tho always gave me heart attacks haha
Here’s another tale from Canada. In regards to people being taken out by animals. One of my buddies and three of his friends were coming home from doing some logging up in British Columbia Canada. They saw a beaver crossing the road. The driver promptly pulled over to the side of the road and took out his bat because he was going to go mash the beavers head in so he could get a pelt. The idiot smacked the beaver in the head and the animal went down. He went closer to the animal to inspect it and it immediately turned on him and grabbed him by his leg through his jeans and snapped his tibia. My friend Ray jumped out of the truck and hit the beaver on the side with the bat and they spent the next couple minutes trying to remove the beaver from his leg. They managed to belt up his leg just below the knee. They got him in the bed of the truck and Ray drove for about 40 minutes to the local emergency clinic since the hospital was at least an hour and a half away. By the time they got him to the emergency clinic. They had to saw his leg off halfway to his hip. When they were driving away they could see the beaver get up and continue on its path unabated. This is the reason why I think some people shouldn’t be allowed to have children. The gene pool would be so much stronger
It’s kinda funny that geese, specifically Canadian geese, are like the only birds that are friendly towards me. I can just walk up to wild Canadian geese and chill with them and they’ll be totally relaxed. I’ve even had wild Canadian geese cuddle in my lap. They’d start hissing at anyone else that approached. I’m like the goose whisperer!
Back in the day, the Hiram Walker whiskey storage area used to use Geese as security. They would feed the geese so they would stay around, and the geese would act as an alarm sounding off when intruders would come, warning security. This was before cameras and such. They actually built a huge pond&nature area next to the building for them to live
@@cassthegrimm8522 yeah this is true. My mom said she thinks it was sometime in the 80s when they got security cameras and stopped feeding the geese, but they still stuck around for over 20 years, until sometime in the early 2000s when they leveled the area and filled in the pond, to make a subdivision Edit: she was born in 1957 and says they were feeding the geese there for as long as she could remember
Yes indeed and actually in Medieval times geese were used on a par with dogs as guard animals and were said to be much fiercer and more intimidating as well as naturally more territorial so they actually make great guard.. geese They are said to more effectively scare off any intruders as they relentlessly chase down anyone that come too close and viciously attack them, and well, they can fly Srsly just watch any videos on geese chasing people I can see why it's a thing
I am fostering a cat and I watched her catch, play with, and then eat a miller moth that made the fatal error of entering my bedroom last week. It was very impressive, given that she is ten years old and was found as a stray with serious wounds and had to have her tail amputated due to frostbite. Though it may explain why she was built like a tank when they picked her up...
you made me remember a school group project and I wanted a unique animal to talk about. I searched up vaquita and didn’t read the little know information about it. Somehow even with almost no information about the animal that is about to not exist, we got an a. I did all the writing but my friends looked it up to and spelled it wrong, And they also drew the pictures because I’m bad at drawing. That is the hardest school assignment I’ve ever done. small dolphin thingy probably doesn’t exist now.
Fun fact. The Bobbit Worm is the inspiration for Thresher Maws in Mass Effect. Because just 10 foot long versions were not scary enough so BioWare decided to make them Godzilla sized to make it easier for them to make us Past Tense in the games.
I'm surprised you didn't mention that geese have a tongue that makes the movie teeth look like a small paper cut. Also not surprised about the beaver. I was camping one year and caught a few fish for dinner. Woke up the next morning to my fish chain floating in the water with a beaver munching on a fish in the lake. Shit was unique.
Fun fact: dolphins will go out of their way to shove their snouts into sharks gills and push them into any sturdy surface thus suffocating them. AND you think they're innocent??? Nonono. They have tryed raping humans. Most push this past cuz they only do it by pushing divers against walls or will jump on boats "giving them a hug"(what it looks like) and they are smart enough and know exactly what they're doing and touching.
Nature is wild (pun intended). People demonizing the hooman race while putting the animals on a pedestal. Yeah, no, most of them would kill you on sight. No excuse for animal cruelty and hunting down species to extinction, but this is not black and white like an angry donkey
They also purposefully bite pufferfish so they puff up and release their toxins which usually would give them time to escape but it just gets dolphins high so they pass them to each other like joints as well. Dolphins r evil and yet ppl still want dolphin tats
Horses fear of water is the bane of every rider's existence. Tiny stream? They hit the brakes Puddle? They hit the brakes Wet roads? Guess what? They hit the brakes
@@rodgerbroadway2195 Yeah, and who knows how many predators deep water hides. It's a very difficult instinct to train against. It takes a long time and a lot of trust between horse and rider.
I was at a summer camp where for a week 4 other chicks and I took care of 17 horses. We each had a primary horse assigned to us, we would take care of this horse before others or helping anyone out and we would take these ones out for rides. On one really hot day we were going through a trail when we stopped for a moment at a giant knee deep puddle. My horse continued on and then dunked me in the water, she rested there for a minute and right after I got back on she did it again. She was hesitant to leave (fair since it was really hot), it was aggravating when we were cleaning them but we never experienced much problems with water and the horses.
The part about cats being afraid of snakes genuinely surprised me because one time my cat had an altercation with a snake (we don’t let her outside, but she slipped by) and didn’t run. Not only did she not run, she had this snake by the tail with her teeth and was YANKING it out of the ground, or at least trying to. It was running- well, slithering- from her. We broke the altercation apart, bundled my cat inside, and brought the snake somewhere else. Luckily my sweet, brave, but utterly insane baby was not injured, and as far as we could tell neither was the snake. The snake was also non-venomous so that was good, if she had gotten bitten it wouldn’t have been nearly as bad as it could have been.
@@CyanideOwl Why did you feel the need to comment this? Yes, I realize that she's my cat, and yes, I realize she's my pet. I call her my baby as a term of endearment, because I adore all of my pets. I see my pets as a part of my family, and I love them. I don't see the problem here.
@@jonathankitchen7141 Seeing them as a part of my family does not mean I treat them as I would a human child. I know they’re animals. Just because my relationship to my pets is different from your relationship to yours (assuming you have them) does not mean I’m doing anything wrong, or doing my pets a disservice.
I had a cat that would seek out snakes with prejudice. She was feral and the only reason she halfway tolerated us was because she gave birth in our attic, and in combination with her nestimg instinct and the fact that we fed her...we could sometimes pet her without being acquainted with the use of modern medicine. The kittens were cute though, one was born with three paws so we adopted it.
Around here we have a bunch of different snakes and people's cats have always caught them and brought them home as gifts. Usually not large snakes, though they'll get a garter or black snake thats a couple of feet long, but mostly smaller ones. This happens pretty constantly. Years ago my grandmother's cat brought her a baby copperhead and last summer someone in my neighborhood received a tiny water moccasin from their furry friend. It's all good as long as they got all the wiggle out.
@@highlandicey2135 there are far worse animals out there. Plus I like the bobbitworms. Shiny coloring and the way they hunt. It's an interesting animal. And reasonably pretty compared to other creatures in the deep sea. like for example the viper fish.
5:40 The beaver who killed the fisherman was rabid. However, the fisherman was drunk, didn't realize it was acting strangely and approached it despite warnings from his companion.
"Here we have a Kardashian AKA a black swallower" first clip already broke me if I had a dictionary of some sort of this guy's phrases and jokes I'd be set for life if I was a social climber
The thing with cats is actually a pretty common carnivore instinct - it is better to hunt when you have the energy for it (meaning when you are fed). Since house cats (provided their keeper does not subscribe to the notion of "the cat can stay but it has to provide its own food") are normally pretty well fed - that instinct is pretty much always in place. Fun fact - wolves are known to off entire herds of sheep if you give them the chance and then come back to feed on the carcasses in the following days...
One time i went to a park with a river near it and then i saw 2 geese next to some flowers 10 other geeses sitting on logs. I think i witnesed a gueese marriege
As an Australian, I can say the reason so many people get murked by horses here is because we, as Australians, don't care about personal safety at all. We just stand in front danger & possible death, say 'She'll be right mate" and proceed with the task at hand. Also, were almost always very, very drunk, and high asf, seeing as we drink grog (alcohol) like water & smoke billys (bongs) like darts (cigarettes). But don't worry about us tho, she'll be right mate. We're built different.
also the horses are probably scared shitless cuz of australian wildlife and their 350⁰ vision lets them see all the snakes, spiders, and dropbears before you do
My Pop got kicked in the chest by a horse as a teenager. Despite the massive damage, he still went to high school that day because he didn't think it was necessary to stay home. He had a huge dent in his chest until he passed away.
We spent the weekend at a local farm Airbnb and they had a "Zonkey", a hybrid of a donkey and a zebra. They hate canines so much that they'll stomp to death anything that looks anything like a dog so they make excellent guard animals for chickens. The zonkey stays on one side of the farm far away from the dogs, sheep, and goats, and then in the evening its let out into the area with all the chickens. It has killed wild dogs, foxes, racoons, and possums...essentially anything not a chicken. Its also the cutest thing I've ever seen. Savage.
Given what Zebras and Donkeys have to deal with (african wild dogs, who will rip their guts out and eat them away, and Wolves,) and how aggressive the former is to everyone, that makes a lot of sense.
Imagine thinking that jumping into African waters to escape killer bees is the way to be safe, talk about out of the frying pan into the crocodile/hippo blender lol
When I was young, there was a snake that got inside our house. I was playing not far from it when our family cat pounced so fast that I was more frightened of her rather than the snake. Our cat killed the snake and dragged the body out of the house and left it on the porch. My Mom believed that Mystique was protecting me when she killed that snake.
