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@ZeldaboyOG
@ZeldaboyOG 3 года назад
"They have a smile that belongs in the sex offender yearbook, next to Subway Jerry." I laughed so hard I scared my cats.
@dragonbfire999
@dragonbfire999 3 года назад
Yes u r rit
@callmemako3510
@callmemako3510 3 года назад
Hey whats on ur pic?
@ZeldaboyOG
@ZeldaboyOG 3 года назад
@@callmemako3510 My picture is of a beta Pokemon that was cut from the final version of Gen 2. This Pokemon's name is Urufuman. You can find out more about it here on RU-vid or using this link pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Gold_and_Silver_Versions_cut_content
@callmemako3510
@callmemako3510 3 года назад
@@ZeldaboyOG oh thank you!! Hes very cute
@ZeldaboyOG
@ZeldaboyOG 3 года назад
@@callmemako3510 thanks I appreciate it. It is one of my favorites now. Makes me sad so many cool Pokemon were cut. There are plenty of other cute ones too. Like a baby Meowth, a little bell cat, and a chinese vampire panda.
@LaughingJokerProd
@LaughingJokerProd 3 года назад
"For a bird that claps crocodiles for fun" Holup, we can't just let that side without elaboration.
@awalkingfire2176
@awalkingfire2176 3 года назад
Sometimes, nature are most beautiful when it is most mysterious.
@Bobbygoos
@Bobbygoos 3 года назад
half croc half bird introducing the new species birc
@sentientchessboard595
@sentientchessboard595 3 года назад
@Frank Ellsworth *Bumpy* Lucas Johnson I lol
@theworldshallknowmycutenes1733
@theworldshallknowmycutenes1733 3 года назад
Me:ayo wtf I’m not going near that shit
@Bobbygoos
@Bobbygoos 3 года назад
@Frank Ellsworth *Bumpy* Lucas Johnson I idk I haven’t watched that in a long tine
@bubby1235
@bubby1235 3 года назад
"Because they wear the same Gang colours" "Sleep Paralysis demon with drip" 💀💀💀💀💀
@naipsiefilderussatser4067
@naipsiefilderussatser4067 3 года назад
XD HHahahahahaha sleep paralysis demon with drip lol
@ionlyjest7066
@ionlyjest7066 3 года назад
colors* ( guys its a joke)
@MembersOfHistory
@MembersOfHistory 3 года назад
@@ionlyjest7066 different spelling depending on where you come from
@ionlyjest7066
@ionlyjest7066 3 года назад
@Leah Bayer its a fucking joke u fucking idiot
@ionlyjest7066
@ionlyjest7066 3 года назад
@@MembersOfHistory yes i know idiot god
@TigarisRazarShark
@TigarisRazarShark 2 года назад
As a dog groomer what he says about chihuahuas is 100% accurate. Please socialize them and no, just because their teeth are small doesn’t mean their bites don’t hurt!
@ineedabetterusername4803
@ineedabetterusername4803 2 года назад
Tbh if socialized Chihuahuas are little sweethearts with huge personalities. I think people forget that because they're so small, EVERYTHING is huge and potentially a threat to them.
@dp2677
@dp2677 Год назад
I volunteer at animal shelter Chihuahuas are our #1 biters. There's to many people allow little dogs to act up because they are tiny & cute ... then they snap at a kid or something & get dumped at shelter.
@SupportMensMentalHealth
@SupportMensMentalHealth Год назад
Grooming assistant here, the only time in the 5 years I worked I got bitten was chihuahuas, yorkies and West Highland terriers. Like he said if a big dog acted that way it would be euthanized in a heartbeat but little dogs...aww it's so cute. I have a hatred of little dogs now, give me a deerhound/greyhound sized dog any day
@pyro-millie5533
@pyro-millie5533 Год назад
THIS IS TRUE OH MY GOD!!! My grandma used to have a chihuahua who grew up to be Satan’s Lapdog. Yeah I get these creatures are tiny and basically come into this world primed to be traumatized, and I really feel for that. but holy shit, it was an awful life for both the dog and anyone unfortunate enough to be anywhere near it. He was abused by the kids of a lady who worked with my grandma when he was a puppy, and then she went through a lot herself later on, so not only was he a poorly socialized chihuahua, but he was more traumatized than a typical chihuahua. He would actively try to maul anyone who tried to get close to him, even her if she wasn’t careful of his triggers. And by maul, I mean no warning nips - I mean try to bite whatever’s in sight and not let go. I’m an absolute dog lover, but I’m always hesitant around small dogs because of my experiences with thar little hellspawn. After he died of old age, she was gifted another chihuahua puppy. This one, she has carefully trained and socialized, and he’s an absolute angel. I’m still really careful around him, but he’s earned my trust.
@stupidmangoz
@stupidmangoz Год назад
Just don't fucking breed them into existence.
@doomslayer2930
@doomslayer2930 3 года назад
If a cheetah pulls up on me and chirps, I would laugh my ass off, but then I'd get g checked by a lion because I wasn't paying attention.
@darren2509
@darren2509 3 года назад
Hood logic 💯
@theworldshallknowmycutenes1733
@theworldshallknowmycutenes1733 3 года назад
Facts might as well hop on the cheetah and take off XD
@brickslayerstudio
@brickslayerstudio 3 года назад
The only thing they fear... Is *YOU*
@darren2509
@darren2509 3 года назад
@@brickslayerstudio its a joke idiot
@anonymousapproximation8549
@anonymousapproximation8549 3 года назад
@@darren2509 Damn, bruv, the joke went so far over your head it smacked a cacodemon in the face.
@Oshidorinohina
@Oshidorinohina 3 года назад
"If looks could kill they'd do Bundy numbers." LOL.
@judelagcao2090
@judelagcao2090 3 года назад
Damn he got me on that what i mean is I laughed so hard when he said that. ✌️✌️
@flowerstan5616
@flowerstan5616 3 года назад
I am snek My body long My length is short But jaw is strong But when it time To be fed Sadly I can’t Cuz I’m inbred
@catenjoyer76
@catenjoyer76 3 года назад
I don't get that one help pls
@Oshidorinohina
@Oshidorinohina 3 года назад
@@catenjoyer76 Ted Bundy was a serial killer in the 70s
@catenjoyer76
@catenjoyer76 3 года назад
@@Oshidorinohina Oh
@swapitout5728
@swapitout5728 3 года назад
"Hearing that at 3 a.m will bring the hood out of Buddha" lmfao!!!! Bro I'm subbing for life lmao !!!!!!
@AlphanaII517
@AlphanaII517 3 года назад
I can't bro 😂
@saiah_yt795
@saiah_yt795 3 года назад
The bird: “Pick a god and start praying”
@Vaehmwah
@Vaehmwah 3 года назад
Why you screaming so dang much
@missxmettastars5740
@missxmettastars5740 3 года назад
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
@CallMeEmber
@CallMeEmber 3 года назад
Yeah hes also on tiktok
@vsGoliath96
@vsGoliath96 Год назад
Having been born in Alaska, I have seen and interacted with more than my fair share of bald eagles. Their stupid little seagull chirps never fail to absolutely crack me up.
@spindash64
@spindash64 Год назад
Where do they fall on the goose-raven-pigeon diagram when interacting with people?
@jasondashney
@jasondashney 11 месяцев назад
I live in Vancouver Canada and we have so many here that some people call them sky rats. 30 years ago they were never seen at all, and now they are everywhere.
@givmi_more_w9251
@givmi_more_w9251 9 месяцев назад
@@jasondashney Sky rats? I'd expect they take care of actual rats, and other pests ... never heard birds of prey being pests. I live next to a church, and every summer, kestrels nest in the bell tower. They're noisy, but they seem to drive off pigeons.
@jasondashney
@jasondashney 9 месяцев назад
@@givmi_more_w9251 Bald eagles kick ass. It was a local photographer who told me about the sky rat thing.
@izzy6033
@izzy6033 3 года назад
“I am willing to bet any amount of money- under three dollars-“
@p.a.r.c1694
@p.a.r.c1694 3 года назад
That could be his capital at the moment, so he is a honest man.
@tvbnine793
@tvbnine793 3 года назад
Harpy Eagles were also the inspiration for Fox the Phoenix in Harry Potter
@satan5458
@satan5458 3 года назад
2.99 dollars
@Bobcat8188
@Bobcat8188 3 года назад
Crazy how he know so much yet still decided to tattoo his forehead
@smith2858
@smith2858 3 года назад
I felt that
@adrian4596
@adrian4596 3 года назад
"this australian teddy bear has the vocal chords of satan with acid reflux on a dying honda civic" that shit got me
@pritammondal4212
@pritammondal4212 3 года назад
Was looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣
@Ch3rry850
@Ch3rry850 3 года назад
Ah, yes my amazing Australian country
@lilacolypse303
@lilacolypse303 3 года назад
@@Ch3rry850 HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?
@hankjwimbleton4010
@hankjwimbleton4010 3 года назад
@@lilacolypse303 it’s simple, beer, lots of beer… and stupidity. We’re basically a discount Florida
@BobbinRobbin777
@BobbinRobbin777 3 года назад
My car
@AltairAC
@AltairAC 3 года назад
“They feed on the dead cuz they want no smoke with the living”
@grotto185
@grotto185 3 года назад
"Flying Testicle"
@showsomesignsoflife
@showsomesignsoflife 3 года назад
"Homicidal Vacuum"
@julesthefish3167
@julesthefish3167 3 года назад
“Acid Trip Water Geco”
@lorenasousa8643
@lorenasousa8643 3 года назад
"Vocal cords of satan"
@yourlocaldemon2195
@yourlocaldemon2195 3 года назад
My dude has the best lines I’ve ever heard
@itwasaliens
@itwasaliens Год назад
" hearing that at 3:00 a.m. would bring the hood out of Buddha" That one actually made me laugh.
@piotr7448
@piotr7448 Год назад
Bhoodha
@seand.g423
@seand.g423 Год назад
Ain't even wrong, tho...
@Chara_Dreemurr999
@Chara_Dreemurr999 3 года назад
“It won’t take your soul even if u probably deserve it” Poor baby...
@elliottkendall5256
@elliottkendall5256 3 года назад
"It makes them easy targets for hunters and that's why we can't have nice things " 🤣🤣
@evientually
@evientually 3 года назад
The best.
@sabinasinchuri8623
@sabinasinchuri8623 3 года назад
Yea so true 😭😢😤😤🤣
@WILDCHILDNJ
@WILDCHILDNJ 3 года назад
💯
@eggboi584
@eggboi584 3 года назад
that's straight up bars yo.
@samantha2024
@samantha2024 3 года назад
It's true though, people are killing them just to see them closer in nature and they're endangered. People have shot it because they wanted to know what that giant bird sitting in the same place all day was. Then they regret it because they killed such a majestic creature. 😩😩😭
@annaa1773
@annaa1773 3 года назад
The thing about eagles is true, in fact, the 'Majestic Eagle Call' used in many movies is actually the sound of a RED TAILED HAWK!
@dancin5344
@dancin5344 3 года назад
That gave me Hella flashbacks to the animorphs book series
@lepurpleboi3266
@lepurpleboi3266 3 года назад
Can confirm, I have a red tail nest near my house so I hear their call pretty often
@miristtotallw
@miristtotallw 3 года назад
So communism is actually far more embedded in American culture than Americans themselves know!
@phaethos
@phaethos 3 года назад
Thank you! I was struggling to remember which bird they used the sounds from :)
@Gala-yp8nx
@Gala-yp8nx 2 года назад
I’ve got a lot of both living near me and it gets confusing.
@snowyboo_gam942
@snowyboo_gam942 2 года назад
I always laugh every time he says “this is why we can’t have nice things”
@javinweathersby5240
@javinweathersby5240 3 года назад
I love how he gives us warnings for volume and spiders
@ceoofracism9625
@ceoofracism9625 3 года назад
But why give a warning for spiders? Are they that actually terifying for people?
@Venez-tr8th
@Venez-tr8th 3 года назад
@@ceoofracism9625 arachnophobia is one of the most common fears.
@marcblack960
@marcblack960 3 года назад
I have arachnofobia, and literally can't sleep or stop looking everywhere if i see one. Its not really scary, its just instincts panicking and going crazy
@korokseed1619
@korokseed1619 3 года назад
@@ceoofracism9625 Do you know what Arachnophobia is?
@ceoofracism9625
@ceoofracism9625 3 года назад
I know what arachnophobia is, I just dont understand why among all animals spiders are that horrifying. I cant sleep, eat or stay in a place if I see a cockroach but I can tolerate seeing them on a game or a video.
@OGtheGoat9
@OGtheGoat9 3 года назад
“They share the same gang colors as the coral snake that will actually put you on a t shirt.” That shit sent me.
@emilybarclay8831
@emilybarclay8831 3 года назад
Nearly in tears at how this guy phrases shit. “Paralysis demon with drip” is absolutely the correct way to refer to the superb bird of paradise
@eigengrau7698
@eigengrau7698 3 года назад
I still can't understand the phrase 'put you in a t-shirt'. Mind to explain plz?
@emilybarclay8831
@emilybarclay8831 3 года назад
@@eigengrau7698 ‘put you on a T-shirt’ probably refers to when murder victims’s families wear T-shirt’s with their face on and something like ‘justice for X’
@eigengrau7698
@eigengrau7698 3 года назад
@@emilybarclay8831 aight, thank you for the explanation
@user-yy4ux9zf4r
@user-yy4ux9zf4r 3 года назад
@@eigengrau7698 damn u never been near the hood huh?
@MidnightDarkness666
@MidnightDarkness666 2 года назад
Everything you said about chihuahuas and small dogs is 100% correct. I work as a dog groomer and it's usually small dogs that are the worst. Which is why I took my Pomeranian X Minature Schnauzer everywhere and introduced her to everything. The end result is a fearless extrovert who loves people and she doesn't give a crap about things being bigger than her because she was raised alongside German Shepherds.
@spykethespider5070
@spykethespider5070 5 месяцев назад
Poor babies don't get proper leadership and end up with anxiety. It makes me so sad to see people call them mean or laugh off behavior when they are obviously distressed. Good job for doing right by your small dogs.
@DTSephiroth
@DTSephiroth 3 года назад
"They're just cats in dog bodies." I once heard that Foxes were basically Cat Software running on Dog Hardware so... yeah, this checks.
@ΜιχάληςΠετρομελίδης
i think it also said something about dolphin soundboard
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue 3 года назад
@@ΜιχάληςΠετρομελίδης With a built-in high pass filter.
@joeschmoe4034
@joeschmoe4034 3 года назад
very fine Fox Is Not an Emulator compatibility layer
@sadezem991
@sadezem991 2 года назад
they're like cats in a dog body with the sense of humor of a toddler. they're incredible animals lol
@josephschultz3301
@josephschultz3301 2 года назад
As a guy that loves foxes, yes, I'm fully aware that they're basically just fuzzy screams that urinate everywhere, but dammit, they're just way too adorable xD .
@silver._____.turtle7856
@silver._____.turtle7856 3 года назад
3:15 “you know it makes sense that they represent America because they’re scary until the open their mouths” Bwhahahahahahha. I’m bawling 😭
@gobalbucs
@gobalbucs 3 года назад
GOD ain’t that the truth. Nice to finally realize though, after all my years of living so far, that this is true of virtually every group in America/the country in general, regardless of race, gender, orientation, religion, creed, ideology, political alignment, etc. Man, was that honestly one of the biggest reliefs of my life (it ironically helps me to exercise equality, since everyone sucks equally xD)
@theemeraldenderman3007
@theemeraldenderman3007 3 года назад
Doesn’t need a fearsome call to mess you up if you piss it off
@raptorjesus5870
@raptorjesus5870 3 года назад
Especially when most of the census has enough firepower to start the second veitnam war and win it this time.
@aim-9sidewinder550
@aim-9sidewinder550 3 года назад
@@gobalbucs more like every other country too
@DHGxMcFlurry
@DHGxMcFlurry 3 года назад
@@gobalbucs Then leave, we don't want you here. Quit your bitching talking about how bad humans are yet guess what you are
@liammeaney4227
@liammeaney4227 3 года назад
It's like if you threw dry british humor, black twitter and shitposting in a blender and made it informative. You struck gold bruh keep at these they great
@fupoflapo2386
@fupoflapo2386 3 года назад
Black twitter ?
@avnish9735
@avnish9735 3 года назад
@@fupoflapo2386 yea he's definetly getting cancelled now
@fupoflapo2386
@fupoflapo2386 3 года назад
@@avnish9735 I didn't know there was a black twitter lol
@JoeticJustice
@JoeticJustice 3 года назад
@@fupoflapo2386 Think a Twitter group except the commonality in the posts are events most prevalent in black (usually American, be it north, central, or south; but mostly north) lives
@fupoflapo2386
@fupoflapo2386 3 года назад
@@JoeticJustice ah alright
@livelikedragons
@livelikedragons 2 года назад
How does this dude not have his own show on National Geographic? He could talk about these animals in their habitat. His knowledge would fill hours. Get 'r done!!
@psicoh5742
@psicoh5742 Год назад
Cuz This is Casual Geographic
@TheEmeraldMenOfficial
@TheEmeraldMenOfficial Год назад
He’d get every other show cancelled, because they’d only start watching him.
@shaylatorch
@shaylatorch 11 месяцев назад
He's better off on RU-vid, he can be his own boss and doesn't have to answer to television executives!
@ThatGuyUpThere
@ThatGuyUpThere 3 года назад
*Massive Stork that eats crocodiles exists* Human: *bows head* Stork: fren
@Burn_Angel
@Burn_Angel 3 года назад
Have you heard the noises they make? Yup, God was having a lot of fun making this animal.
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue 3 года назад
Fren :> @@Burn_Angel Shoebills legit sound like suppressive fire or a Saturday night in rural Kentucky.
@miith
@miith 3 года назад
His exact phrase was a war veteran's PTSD
@ferdinand12390
@ferdinand12390 3 года назад
i want to befriend a machinegun stork
@ThatGuyUpThere
@ThatGuyUpThere 3 года назад
@@ferdinand12390 we all do.
@itiswhatitis_842
@itiswhatitis_842 3 года назад
Fun fact: A cheetah sometimes makes that sound for their young, to communicate with their young to see if they are safe while they’re out hunting. The young makes that sound back. The predators who would want to eat the young hears the sound but thinks it’s a bird.
@ToSP.
@ToSP. 3 года назад
Everybody gansta till the lion says: mmm some birb would be delicious
@1920pyt
@1920pyt 3 года назад
I was gonna say that thank you for saving me some time lol. 🙏🦋💙🦋
@madmouse1016
@madmouse1016 3 года назад
And then they're also the only big cats that can purr XD
@Nella_nova
@Nella_nova 3 года назад
Cheetahs are wild cats
@ToSP.
@ToSP. 3 года назад
@@Nella_nova yep. Since they aren’t in the panthera genus with all the other big cats, they aren’t big cats
@The_Skrub
@The_Skrub 3 года назад
Capybara pups literally just look like smaller capybaras. Like...proportions are all the same, it's weird.
@4Curses
@4Curses 3 года назад
Other babies have to look cute, so their horrible parents don't kick them out. Capybaras stay adorable their whole life.
@VenomQuill
@VenomQuill 3 года назад
Life is a game, and they just forgot to make baby capybara assets.
@vcsa681
@vcsa681 3 года назад
Cyberpunk 2077 kids be like
@astranix0198
@astranix0198 3 года назад
@@VenomQuill Crunch time is bad for game development
@ThatGuyUpThere
@ThatGuyUpThere 3 года назад
You can't improve perfection
@mydogbullwinkle
@mydogbullwinkle 2 года назад
I knew a guy who got stuck with a chihuahua after a breakup. That little dog actually ended up becoming well adjusted and well behaved after a few months with his new owner.
@AtarahTV
@AtarahTV 3 года назад
“The harpy trusting humans, meaning they’re easy for hunters to get and that’s why we can’t have nice things” that comment was everything 👏🏾😔😂😂😂😂
@josephdickson6572
@josephdickson6572 3 года назад
I mean elephants think humans are cute and yet humans nearly killed off every species for something as stupid as ivory.
@Lucid_Droid
@Lucid_Droid 3 года назад
Bro I know right
@Lucid_Droid
@Lucid_Droid 3 года назад
@@josephdickson6572 yep
@Lucid_Droid
@Lucid_Droid 3 года назад
@@josephdickson6572 wait is that ur true name
@cardfreak0560
@cardfreak0560 3 года назад
@@josephdickson6572 that's a myth mate, elephants don't think we're cute, in fact they're extremely aggressive and will most likely kill us on sight if they're having a bad day. Still doesn't mean we should poach them though.
@tsarbombawithinternetconne875
@tsarbombawithinternetconne875 3 года назад
"It actually makes sense that they represent America, they’re intimidating until they open their mouths and you realize that they are a mess inside."
@Mergatroid_Skittle
@Mergatroid_Skittle 3 года назад
Man that was hilarious and accurate
@lepurpleboi3266
@lepurpleboi3266 3 года назад
_y e p_
@Akashathesilentassassin
@Akashathesilentassassin 2 года назад
_True af_
@sarahsays194
@sarahsays194 2 года назад
Am American. Can confirm.
@DeadmanGamin
@DeadmanGamin 2 года назад
Ouch. True, but Ouch.
@tasfiazahin7572
@tasfiazahin7572 3 года назад
This man needs to start a "How to roast every living thing ever" course
@vanielgodfrey9049
@vanielgodfrey9049 3 года назад
Indeedd
@tracykufigwa4935
@tracykufigwa4935 3 года назад
Bruh🤣🤣🤣
@buddylove5308
@buddylove5308 3 года назад
lmao yes!
@ryanwood9313
@ryanwood9313 Год назад
"Cougars aren't a threat unless its happy hour" I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
@jesses517
@jesses517 3 года назад
Fun fact the recording of an American eagle is actually a red tail halk
@mayteexxis
@mayteexxis 3 года назад
i first learned that fact from LEMMiNO
@faronomus1589
@faronomus1589 3 года назад
@@mayteexxis or Top10Memes as the old days
@jargontaylorzzz8096
@jargontaylorzzz8096 3 года назад
And I heard, and I'm not sure if it's true, they use a tigers roar for a lions in movies and tv shows.
@RtistiqSkubie
@RtistiqSkubie 3 года назад
@@jargontaylorzzz8096 that's true.
@renatorangel3201
@renatorangel3201 3 года назад
@@jargontaylorzzz8096 lions don't have actual roars. they just have a very loud sound, that can be heard from kilometers of distance. its used to warn other lions, so i doesnt neccessairily have to be intimidating
@vesuvius115
@vesuvius115 3 года назад
The Koala bit KILLED ME. LMAO Also god damn. "It fits them to be America's national bird because they look intimidating till they open their mouth, then you realize they're a mess inside."
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard 3 года назад
Fun fact, Benjamin Franklin wanted turkeys to be the national bird instead, because they were known to attack random British soldiers who tried to raid farmhouses. Apparently, he even made pamphlets on why bald eagles suck to try and get people to vote for turkeys instead
@vesuvius115
@vesuvius115 3 года назад
@@Amy_the_Lizard Oh wow, that's actually interesting. I'm more of the prehistory type of guy, hence why literally part of my name is Direwolf, the extinct prehistoric canine from North America. However, I love history too. The fact that turkeys had the balls to attack soldiers is hilarious, but then again they probably didn't fear man considering we hadn't been in America for too long.
@JustaDislikeButton
@JustaDislikeButton 3 года назад
@@vesuvius115 the bastards still don't fear man
@garlicbreadstick404
@garlicbreadstick404 3 года назад
He got dem bars
@Only_kelpy
@Only_kelpy 3 года назад
As an American, that's accurate.
@xybeptek3648
@xybeptek3648 3 года назад
The vocal chords of Satan with acid reflux and a dying honda civic - somehow this is a perfect description LOLOL
@magnarcreed3801
@magnarcreed3801 2 года назад
I’ve had two chihuahuas and both were sweet. One died young but the other one was about 15 years old and very friendly and calm. She just wanted a lap to sit on or blanket to lay under.
@ndschau
@ndschau Год назад
That means you must have raised them right. Sorry to hear they passed.
@magnarcreed3801
@magnarcreed3801 Год назад
@@ndschau Thank you. I just helped raised the fur siblings the same way we did the bigger ones :) And they both had good well loved lives.
@stupidmangoz
@stupidmangoz Год назад
​@@magnarcreed3801 or they sucked up to you and hid behind you, sorry you felt connected to them but that is L I T E R A L L Y what E V E R Y single fucking owner says before the owner and a poor kid gets mauled for being over 300 feet away from the Chihuahua and doing fucking nothing. I don't give a shit how they looked at you in the morning, pugs exist and almost every one is a sweetheart despite their size(and the fact that letting them live for 4 minutes should be abuse itself), I met Shi Tsu's who were safe around screaming toddlers. You literally cannot train a fucking chihuahua, it will eat up your ass to make you think it's an angel. And so you think it's a "good dog". Sorry. But I would punch any owner of one.
@spykethespider5070
@spykethespider5070 5 месяцев назад
Great to see another good chihuahua owner. My little one loves to get cuddles when people come over. My grandma adores her. Sorry for your loss.
@kingscrubby6560
@kingscrubby6560 3 года назад
"They're intimidating until they open their mouth and you realize they're a mess inside" Damn. True though
@crazyfire9470
@crazyfire9470 2 года назад
It sucks a small group of Americans gives the rest of us a bad name. We just want to chill and watch some Anime.
@cinnamonthekittenandfangth3545
@cinnamonthekittenandfangth3545 2 года назад
bro it's true tho we are a mess inside 💀
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots Год назад
Me fr
@Scarshadow666
@Scarshadow666 Год назад
@@crazyfire9470 Very true! Alas, people love their generalizations it seems (while I can understand it being a way our brains try to keep ourselves safe, we also limit ourselves and our worldviews when we make harmful generalizations).
@Trinabiss97
@Trinabiss97 10 месяцев назад
Tbh still love the fennec fox even with the yapping. If it were ethical, I would in fact have one as a per
@slicedolives9902
@slicedolives9902 3 года назад
“Cougars aren’t a threat” my moms friend got killed by a cougar that stalked her down in the bush. Before she could realize anything, she had 250 pounds of fluff and muscle on her back and biting into her neck.
@myballsareinimmensepain2932
@myballsareinimmensepain2932 3 года назад
Damn that fucking sucks😕😕😕
@MarinesMalevolentRule69
@MarinesMalevolentRule69 3 года назад
Yeah,they only do that because they are desperate for food
@xavierrodriguez2463
@xavierrodriguez2463 3 года назад
If they caught the cougar odds are it got euthanized. From what I've heard, It's happened for so long that large predators avoid trying to interact with humans because they know we'll come back at them with a vengeance. By the same token sometimes they'll casually approach humans when injured because they know humans can take care of them.
@an0nym0us_slash35
@an0nym0us_slash35 3 года назад
Not a threat doesn't mean it's harmless
@slicedolives9902
@slicedolives9902 3 года назад
@@an0nym0us_slash35 And harmless is usually perceived as not hostile, but will attack if you attack it. This big cat’s only contact with the friend was killing her.
@eiladev1130
@eiladev1130 3 года назад
"No matter how ugly this flying testical Gets..." Had me rolling around on the floor laughing 🤣
@x_tryhard_x6667
@x_tryhard_x6667 3 года назад
ONG bro🤣🤣
@donnyshields4450
@donnyshields4450 3 года назад
Which one was that?
@eiladev1130
@eiladev1130 3 года назад
@@donnyshields4450 it was the one with the vulcher (sorry if I spelt it wrong)
@donnyshields4450
@donnyshields4450 3 года назад
@Eila De Villiers vultures?
@eiladev1130
@eiladev1130 3 года назад
@@donnyshields4450 yes, sorry my spelling sucks
@Thedarkside379
@Thedarkside379 Год назад
Thank you for putting spider warnings up. I have severe atachnophobia and close up images of spiders can give me a panic attack. I really do find your stuff interesting, and that warning means I have time to look away while you explain your stuff. Thank you!
@__D-B__
@__D-B__ Год назад
There's a huge spider under your bed
@monstaface5760
@monstaface5760 Год назад
@@__D-B__ BRUH
@Kaleii08
@Kaleii08 Год назад
Right bedroom wall corner
@Villey
@Villey Год назад
Me with a fear of tentacles forcing myself to suffer thru videos cause of the lack of warnings:💀
@reeld2527
@reeld2527 Год назад
@@__D-B__ Man you ain't right lol
@Sparrowcide23
@Sparrowcide23 3 года назад
Dear kind man, Thank you for the spider warning. Sincerely by the people with arachnophobia.
@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 3 года назад
Imagine liking spider-man and having arachnophobia
@tayg5621
@tayg5621 3 года назад
@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 you rang? 😂😭😭
@peril.
@peril. 3 года назад
@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 that’s unfortunate
@xLimito
@xLimito 3 года назад
ye man
@animastersbarbados3041
@animastersbarbados3041 3 года назад
Hood at 5:35: They can go into a trance if you rub their belly and if you think I'm lying watch this. RU-vid AD: Finally my time to shine
@secretvillage3033
@secretvillage3033 3 года назад
Bruh it happened to me too-
@animastersbarbados3041
@animastersbarbados3041 3 года назад
@@secretvillage3033 Lol
@Supreme-gx3ht
@Supreme-gx3ht 3 года назад
Same
@davidnoel1665
@davidnoel1665 3 года назад
BRO IT HAPPENED TO ME HOW
@yo-mn4yz
@yo-mn4yz 3 года назад
Me when I stub my toe 2:51
@RottenHeretic
@RottenHeretic 3 года назад
"To my knowledge their bite isn't worse than a bee sting" Me being deathly allergic to bees, there goes my dream of owning a tarantula.
@A_Black_Sheep94
@A_Black_Sheep94 3 года назад
That's a false equivalency but okay.
@RottenHeretic
@RottenHeretic 3 года назад
@@A_Black_Sheep94 From what I read, their venom is actually the same in that regard. So both can kill me but okay.
@fishyretakes2691
@fishyretakes2691 3 года назад
@@RottenHeretic no there are 2 different types of tarantulas, old worlds, and new worlds. Old worlds have venom that is much stronger than a bee sting and last for weeks and don’t urticating hairs, new worlds for the most part have weak venom (however there are some outliers like the Venezuelan sun tiger who have strong venom) and urticating hairs.
@RottenHeretic
@RottenHeretic 3 года назад
@@fishyretakes2691 damn, good to know. Still won't tease fate and get myself bitten by one.
@boredboi6279
@boredboi6279 3 года назад
If I ever saw a tarantula I would probably kick it until it was a pulp
@nonofyb
@nonofyb 2 года назад
FUN FACT: the cyclops legends actually comes from people back in the day finding elephant skulls and trying to find an explanation. A lot of mythical creatures actually have their origins in animal or even dinosaur skeletons.
@starpeep5769
@starpeep5769 2 года назад
Wow!
@Karak-_-
@Karak-_- 2 года назад
I've read that gryphs were inpired by triceratops skull.
@Emmett_Br0wn
@Emmett_Br0wn Год назад
Huh
@Xalerdane
@Xalerdane Год назад
Yep. Some Greek saw an elephant skull without context and came to the conclusion that it was from a giant with a single eye in the middle of its face.
@sandyhenderson441
@sandyhenderson441 10 месяцев назад
Or the cyclops entered myth/legend because people actually saw one. Not every fetus grows normally and there is a birth defect named cyclopia. Today this occurs in one baby per 100,000, so it would have been seen in earlier populations. These babies don't survive long, but would have been talked about and remembered. And if you want a scary thing, one that actually happened is scarier than an imagined one.
@annaward4039
@annaward4039 3 года назад
“I’m not even gonna pretend like I haven’t slandered the life outta this Jurassic Muppet” lol
@Passions5555
@Passions5555 2 года назад
Love your doggo. 😍 Pitbull?
@Bubblesonaplate
@Bubblesonaplate 2 года назад
@@Passions5555 Nah it's a polar bear
@diegotavel5872
@diegotavel5872 3 года назад
"Cougars aren´t a threat unless is Happy Hour". That was hilarious.
@medecindalepeste2866
@medecindalepeste2866 2 года назад
can you explain the joke pls
@tatersalad76
@tatersalad76 2 года назад
@@medecindalepeste2866 Cougar is slang term for a middle-aged woman that generally wants to hook up with younger men. Happy hour is a time where bar drinks are being sold cheaper, so it's frequented by cougars looking to shack up with someone
@medecindalepeste2866
@medecindalepeste2866 2 года назад
@@tatersalad76 oh okay thanks!
@eveakane6563
@eveakane6563 2 года назад
Not sure why the comment got deleted but tldr Cougar can refer to the animal or a single woman.
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 2 года назад
Single Moms in Your Area Be Like :
@doodle_freak
@doodle_freak 3 года назад
Don’t forget that the hairs that tarantula throw at you can cause permanent damage if they get into your eyes and cause a lot of itching and irritation so just leave the fluffy spiders alone, if you stress out a tarantula it’s going to be a lot more likely to throw its hairs at you
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard 3 года назад
Some are more trigger happy than others. A friend of mine has a pet one, and the only time she flicked hairs at her was when she was trying to take her babies away because the babies were trying to eat each other (as baby tarantulas tend to do...) Obviously a pet is going to be much more chill than a wild one though
@audreym3908
@audreym3908 3 года назад
@@wetsockfullofhotmeat so give them the 5 star spa treatment then
@cardfreak0560
@cardfreak0560 3 года назад
@@wetsockfullofhotmeat tbh, I'll take a new world's hair shot to an old world's bite any single day xD
@doodle_freak
@doodle_freak 3 года назад
@xXLil_ShadowyXx my thing with spiders is as long as it isn’t crawling towards me, I’m cool with it
@pattohorne
@pattohorne 3 года назад
My one rose hair always used to get me it sucked your hands get so itchy 😩
@hibouowll7468
@hibouowll7468 2 года назад
Some days, you give me nightmare. Some days, you make them wholesome. Some day, it's 50/50, some... 90/10.I never know what to expect. This is so exciting!!!!
@imperialhighcommand8535
@imperialhighcommand8535 3 года назад
"No, it actually makes sense that they actually represent America. They're intimidating until they open their mouth and you realize they're a mess inside." I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
@DHGxMcFlurry
@DHGxMcFlurry 3 года назад
Okay then leave, we don't want you here
@imperialhighcommand8535
@imperialhighcommand8535 3 года назад
@@DHGxMcFlurry It's a joke, lol.
@samaradashwood1491
@samaradashwood1491 3 года назад
@@DHGxMcFlurry they're obviously joking , it's a meme
@angelogaray8019
@angelogaray8019 3 года назад
@DHGxMcFlurry stfu it’s a joke
@djroscurro9859
@djroscurro9859 3 года назад
@@DHGxMcFlurry chill bru
@Coyoteari
@Coyoteari 3 года назад
Every time he brings up sea otters I think about how the Georgia aquarium has a selection of animal interaction experiences, and most of them are just “get up in there! :)” but with the sea otter they have those bastards behind a hannibal lecter glass with a little slot that they stick a paw thru bc we humans are just DETERMINED to pet those fuzzy sociopaths no matter what
@thomasnolastname8734
@thomasnolastname8734 2 года назад
The otters: "The zookeeper tried to test me once. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti"
@koy5902
@koy5902 5 месяцев назад
Honestly though I just love how much the otters enjoy simply having their paws petted.
@cobaltchromee7533
@cobaltchromee7533 3 года назад
No, it actually makes sense they represent America, they're intimidating until they open their mouth and you realise they're a mess inside" This line had me dying lmfao
@S3verusMyG
@S3verusMyG 3 года назад
We all talk shit before we realise the closest thing to wiping out the *strongest* military was a slightly worse flu.
@williamdevine7422
@williamdevine7422 3 года назад
Lol
@Razgriz85
@Razgriz85 3 года назад
Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be America's national bird.
@artransformeraqe5692
@artransformeraqe5692 3 года назад
@@Razgriz85 I believe that Thomas Jefferson wanted a dove to be the national bird, but someone has to fact check me on that
@idrovepastyourhouse-9385
@idrovepastyourhouse-9385 3 года назад
@@artransformeraqe5692 I thought it was a turkey lol
@darlafetterman3598
@darlafetterman3598 2 года назад
"The vocal chords if Satan with acid reflux and a dying Honda civic" is the absolute BEST description of anything I've heard in a long ass time! 🤣😂
@bogdand7138
@bogdand7138 3 года назад
"eagles sound like seagulls with laryngitis choking on a Popeye's biscuit" r/rareinsults
@klanceklancerevolution3339
@klanceklancerevolution3339 3 года назад
This dude is legit the whole subreddit of r/rareinsults
@maskedgunbamboo8138
@maskedgunbamboo8138 3 года назад
@@klanceklancerevolution3339 he really is
@maskedgunbamboo8138
@maskedgunbamboo8138 3 года назад
@@abhignavijjapurapu209 BRUH
@bogdand7138
@bogdand7138 3 года назад
@@abhignavijjapurapu209 Dafuq?!
@amp1480
@amp1480 2 года назад
as soon as i read this, the part came on lmao
@nh177013
@nh177013 3 года назад
In reference to the snakes at 1:40 theres a saying that helped me when growing up. "Red next to black is a friend of Jack, but red next to yellow can kill a fellow".
@slimbhb4565
@slimbhb4565 3 года назад
If i see a snake i will run no matter what, i don't have time to examine it.
@Mythikron
@Mythikron 3 года назад
I grew up with avery similar but slightly different version. "Red touch yellow, kill a fellow. Red touch black, poison lack."
@michaelverissimo2666
@michaelverissimo2666 3 года назад
@@Mythikron I always had a slightly different version “red and black venom lack, black and yellow can kill a fellow”
@toodeadtodie186
@toodeadtodie186 3 года назад
Uhhhh We got king cobras..... Don’t mess with the snake. That’s it. That’s all we got.
@Extreme2566
@Extreme2566 3 года назад
Same
@xenon8927
@xenon8927 3 года назад
1:39 and remember: "red touches black, friend of jack, red touches yellow, will kill a fellow" EDIT DISREGARD THIS COMMENT IT'S ONLY TRUE IN SOME PARTS OF THE WORLD AND CAN GET U KILLED IF U MESS IT UP
@antonhagbox02
@antonhagbox02 3 года назад
That actually doesn't help at all. Milk snakes and coral snakes actually vary in color patterns.
@zimvader25
@zimvader25 3 года назад
Yeah way back in elementary school in the 70s we had a snake expert come talk to us after a school kid got bit, and they specifically told us to ignore that dumb as hell rhyme that school teachers love to teach. It's not 100% accurate and you don't want to be the one that finds that out the hard way.
@MsBabyj318
@MsBabyj318 3 года назад
I remember Bill nye saying if red touches yellow you’re a dead fellow if red touches black you’re ok jack 😂
@bosempuchane5631
@bosempuchane5631 3 года назад
We were taught, "red on yellow, kill a fellow; red on black, venom lack."
@Volyren
@Volyren 3 года назад
Theres really only one rhyme you need for perfect snake safety. "See a snake outside your home, leave it the fuck alone"
@tameikadansby9042
@tameikadansby9042 11 месяцев назад
I love that you became interested in animals as a child and you were encouraged to learn as much about them as possible. Did you ever get to become a zookeeper or vet? Keep doing what you love and educating people about all the different creatures in the animal kingdom.
@soup_5720
@soup_5720 3 года назад
Everyone: Lion growl Tiger growl Jaguar growl Cheetah growl Nature: nah we ain’t basic CHEETAH CHIRP
@rowanheart8122
@rowanheart8122 3 года назад
I mean, unlike the others, the cheetah is not in the Panthera genus
@GodzillaKaijuGK
@GodzillaKaijuGK 3 года назад
@@rowanheart8122 like cougars
@nathanthom8176
@nathanthom8176 3 года назад
@@rowanheart8122 yep, lack of retractable claws sets them apart in thier own genus and is the reason they trip rather than pounce (well even with retractable claws pouncing might be dangerous for them).
@HomosapienNo94628
@HomosapienNo94628 3 года назад
My cat chirps too.. I think she might be secretly hanging out with some cheetahs
@yourmilkisontheway5214
@yourmilkisontheway5214 3 года назад
@@GodzillaKaijuGK Same, I like cougars too
@Meladjusted
@Meladjusted 3 года назад
It's actually thought that ancient people created the myth of the cyclops because of the discovery of an elephant skull.
@marcusrauch4223
@marcusrauch4223 3 года назад
The myth of dragons came from dinosaur fossils found by vikings I believe.
@brukujinbrokujin7802
@brukujinbrokujin7802 3 года назад
And Unicorns are just rare mutated horse with horn. Its actually more possible than you think.
@immikeurnot
@immikeurnot 3 года назад
@@brukujinbrokujin7802 No it's not. Narwhal horns.
@tetravega567
@tetravega567 2 года назад
@@brukujinbrokujin7802 Rhinos are in the horse family. Unicorns were rhinos or the extinct monoceros.
@banan_9672
@banan_9672 3 года назад
"and I don't kink shame but I draw the line there. Jail." 😭😂
@parasharkchari
@parasharkchari Год назад
Btw, the images of the sparklemuffin were actually not sparklemuffins. They were of a closely related species - Maratus Volans. Sparaklemuffins are Maratus Jactatus. Appearance is very similar between the two, though.
@leofobbs8949
@leofobbs8949 3 года назад
The fact he warns you when a spider is coming up is proof he should get tax returns without paying taxes
@mymojo29
@mymojo29 3 года назад
"I'm willing to bet any amount of money under 3 dollars" this dude funny as hell 🤣 😂! That one joke made me subscribe.
@chellaghwright4636
@chellaghwright4636 2 года назад
😅😂
@chellaghwright4636
@chellaghwright4636 2 года назад
Hyper Speed your slow 🤣
@justaprickdoingprickthings8135
@justaprickdoingprickthings8135 3 года назад
Lol him saying "I will bet any amount of money. 'Quietly' under 3 dollars" has me dead.
@theworldshallknowmycutenes1733
@theworldshallknowmycutenes1733 3 года назад
XD
@tam5949
@tam5949 3 года назад
I went looking for this comment. I bust out laughing
@dharmeshmistry342
@dharmeshmistry342 3 года назад
“Hearing that at 3AM would bring the hood out of Buddha.” I am deceased. 💀
@TheMightyBattleSquid
@TheMightyBattleSquid 2 года назад
I was more scared of the prolonged spider warning than I was of the spider that got shown. I kept thinking "damn, how bad is this spider gonna be for it to need this much warning?"
@theblueswordsman7589
@theblueswordsman7589 3 года назад
1:25 look at this video and tell me I’m wrong “Ad pop up”
@2kisdecent_395
@2kisdecent_395 3 года назад
I run adblock
@ar_ali19
@ar_ali19 3 года назад
Luckily it was edited so I didn’t click it
@mastershake2473
@mastershake2473 3 года назад
You too huh?
@theprofessionalamateur3090
@theprofessionalamateur3090 3 года назад
That's exactly what happened to me! Some headphone commercial I already forgot the name of...
@St33phen
@St33phen 3 года назад
@@2kisdecent_395 ew
@LoveRemains
@LoveRemains 3 года назад
“No matter how ugly this flying testicle gets, it will never attack a human.” Lmao flying testicle, I died! His jokes are actually pretty funny. 😂😂🤣
@sree3650
@sree3650 3 года назад
Yup in some other videos too,he used that particular word to describe that bird which is funny AF 😂
@commodore1979
@commodore1979 3 года назад
funny thing is it doesn't look like a testicle looks more like a scrotum sack
@oscarthefunnydoggo9695
@oscarthefunnydoggo9695 3 года назад
Ur kidding of course they are loll
@miith
@miith 3 года назад
Satan's Scrotum. 😂
@TheYoungCruize
@TheYoungCruize 3 года назад
Bro the cheetah sounding like a bird chirping is a genius voice disguise to trick prey
@hayleytyler119
@hayleytyler119 3 года назад
Yes someone else knows
@ThatStevenLouis
@ThatStevenLouis 2 года назад
2:45 "But it sounds like a kitchen door when you're tryna sneak ice cream at 3am. Just wait...it'll make sense" Man I'd forgot what elk sound like 😂😂😂
@BvF_Youpi
@BvF_Youpi 3 года назад
"Paralysis demon with drip" Im pretty sure I just had a stroke! 🤣🤣🤣
@strawberrymilkdarling7279
@strawberrymilkdarling7279 3 года назад
Funny enough, those big guys are the national bird of my country. They are just... Weird
@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 3 года назад
@@strawberrymilkdarling7279 u.... Actually live in ******* ****** ** bro fucking amazing
@strawberrymilkdarling7279
@strawberrymilkdarling7279 3 года назад
@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 whta
@LystroLad
@LystroLad 3 года назад
"For a bird that claps crocodiles for fun" the crocodiles: why are we still here, to suffer
@thewillowtree727
@thewillowtree727 3 года назад
Crocodiles are still here because other creatures have just caught up to them.
@TheSpeedReaper
@TheSpeedReaper 3 года назад
They'd never manage to clap Gustav, Dominator or Brutus.
@ZeonGenesisEvangundam
@ZeonGenesisEvangundam 3 года назад
@@TheSpeedReaper I don’t know about the other two but gustav was literally and irl SCP-682
@TheSpeedReaper
@TheSpeedReaper 3 года назад
@@ZeonGenesisEvangundam Dominator is a 6.1m Croc, while Brutus is a bit smaller. (5.5m)
@Servellion
@Servellion 2 года назад
@@TheSpeedReaper I've heard Gustav finally did get clapped.
@phaesiareese4393
@phaesiareese4393 3 года назад
"All you have to do is bow to earn their trust..." Me, A Potter head: Hmm, interesting...
@Konpekikaminari
@Konpekikaminari 3 года назад
yes, Shoebills are pretty much the ugly, bipedal, real life equivalent of what you're thinking of
@oreo1749
@oreo1749 3 года назад
@@Konpekikaminari just don't say that to their face lol
@Konpekikaminari
@Konpekikaminari 3 года назад
@@oreo1749 I have no intention of being found before that face
@davieugenio6495
@davieugenio6495 3 года назад
@@Konpekikaminari no they are cute and friendly not ugly :(
@acatlol2930
@acatlol2930 3 года назад
@@davieugenio6495 nope
@puffshrxm
@puffshrxm 2 года назад
i love the spider warnings, as someone w arachnophobia it’s hard to research random facts without ppl throwing spiders in my face without warning
@0live0llie
@0live0llie 3 года назад
i had a milksnake. he was the sweetest little guy, he was so docile and would come right up to my hand to be held. the only time he ever bit me was when he got too excited to be fed and missed the food and came out and got my hand (no worries, they dont have proper teeth and it was only a tap and go, no pain and no marks :) ). my cats broke into my room one night and i didnt hear them bust my door down, but woke up to them knocking his tank over. it was 4 am so i picked it up and made sure he was in there and okay and went back to sleep, without realizing that the drop broke a corner and when i woke up, he was gone. in my heart he's living his best life.
@VenomQuill
@VenomQuill 3 года назад
Dang, man! I'm sorry to hear that! Milksnakes are adorable.
@caiden3910
@caiden3910 2 года назад
I’m sorry to hear that but I thought you said milkshake
@radioactivepower600nanaspersec
@radioactivepower600nanaspersec 2 года назад
They can go without food for months, so you should make little traps or something to see if its still there I know there's a video out there that is basically that, if you want me to send the name and creator to you P. S.: None of the ways they do it is harmful for the snake :D
@samiam7327
@samiam7327 2 года назад
I misread “milksnake” and thought you were saying “milkshake” until i read the replies.
@marialiyubman
@marialiyubman 2 года назад
Lol I only know of two milkshakes and they both escaped. Pattern 🤷‍♀️
@mothman7430
@mothman7430 3 года назад
i love when he drops a semi-disturbing fact and just says “Jail.” afterwards.
@thebatmanofneo-gotham5667
@thebatmanofneo-gotham5667 3 года назад
Instead of calling the first segment "Animals that look dangerous but aren't", it should instead be "Animals that aren't interested in hurting you, but will take you off the census if you cross them"
@sakurakittynoir1400
@sakurakittynoir1400 2 года назад
The armadillo lizard kind looks like a wingless baby dragon. It's kinda adorable. Also, the Mata-Mata looks like a Turtonator.
@cyberspinosaur1145
@cyberspinosaur1145 3 года назад
You're spot on with the Chihuahua. The little scrotums have no problem lunging at me (unfazed) German Shepherd, and most of the time the owner just laughs it off as 'small dog syndrome' No, Karen, it's poorly trained, get bent
@yanirafonseca8013
@yanirafonseca8013 3 года назад
Thank god my chihuahua doesn't behave like this.
@lunargames5246
@lunargames5246 3 года назад
I work as a dog groomer and I month or two ago we had a Yorkie come in in a carry purse style cage. I couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes because we were told to "Not take it out until we take it to the back for a bath" so we set it on the floor in the corner and like 2 kennels away was this LARGE ass German Shepard and this tiny ass hot pink bag started growling and snapping and jumping at this dog that could CLEARLY munch it like a chicken nugget. I'm not saying that the dog being a literal bitch was funny (A pain to groom, and wash) just the fact this tiny ass dog tried to start a beef with Louie (The shepard) who looked so confused and worried by an angery yipping bag. But yeah most tiny dogs are little fucking hell beasts the big dogs rarely mean it when they nip more just to deter you but the little fuckers go for blood. Out of a thousand and something dogs only 10 big ones need to be muzzled in the large dog list the small ones are at LEAST 4 a week. A WEEK that's a lot higher than any of the big dogs.
@themustardman219
@themustardman219 3 года назад
"Small dog syndrome" is what the owners always have. They don't try to train them because they're small. The only chihuahua I know of that's actually a nice, sweet dog, is the one my grandparents have that used to have abusive owners.
@hazsmoothwalker7458
@hazsmoothwalker7458 3 года назад
Awwww I love German Shepherds❣️ little dogs can yap at it and attack it all it wants, and the GSDs just looks at you like "what did I do?"
@brigidtheirish
@brigidtheirish 3 года назад
My sister and I run a boarding kennel. Small dogs are the *worst.* There's this one Jack Russel terrier that wants nothing more than to violently murder every other dog staying with us. The only dogs that've bit me and drawn blood were under five pounds.
@robertchaney2704
@robertchaney2704 3 года назад
The last thing he says in the video about elephants looking like cyclops is interesting thought because it’s actually theorized by historians that the myth of the cyclops started with early humans discovering elephant skulls and having no idea what they were. This is in a similar vain to dinosaur bones serveing as the inspiration for dragons
@speccysquaregolike9629
@speccysquaregolike9629 3 года назад
Me, who is highly allergic to bee stings: what does a normal bee sting feel like? 👀
@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen
@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen 3 года назад
A little itch at first, then somewhat of a burn and an itch... I’ve only gotten sting once and that was years ago
@speccysquaregolike9629
@speccysquaregolike9629 3 года назад
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen Huh... that doesn't sound that bad. I once had a similar reaction to a mosquito bite, but it got kinda big... maybe I just have a thing with some bugs? 😅
@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen
@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen 3 года назад
@@speccysquaregolike9629 Nah, mosquitoes are different. They inject what (if I remember correctly) is a blood thinner and almost all humans are allergic to, which causes the itches AND the bumps. Then there are chiggers, those things -if they bite you- are annoying as all hell. They bite you and a few hours after the feeding a large red bump appears, it’s much more annoying than a mosquito bite because as the days go on the bump gets redder and itchier and it can look like small hives. They usually only bite at the waist down. Usually around the waist, ankles, or warm skin folds (I always thought that it was because they couldn’t get enough of a stable footing to make it all the way up my body) oh yeah and out of all my chigger bites from the years, almost all of them were in a certain position that I could only itch if I layed down a particular way in bed and dear god the feeling of my leg(s) rubbing against the bites made it SU much worse...
@speccysquaregolike9629
@speccysquaregolike9629 3 года назад
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen Chiggers sound painful... I'm from Australia and haven't heard of them before. I wonder if we have them 🤔
@speccysquaregolike9629
@speccysquaregolike9629 3 года назад
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen I just checked and they're known here as scrub-itch mites... I think this name for them is worse ahahaha
@circesgrandmainomaha580
@circesgrandmainomaha580 2 года назад
rofl I have a former feral overgrown kitten (about 6 months old), and I went to tap the bed while she wasn't looking to "slightly" startle her. At that same instant one of your critters around 2:40 went off, and the "startle" was a whole lot more than slight lol. It's been 10 minutes, and she still hasn't forgiven me! I love your videos and your sense of humor. Keep up the great work, from a military kid and a triple blue star mom. :)
@te3334
@te3334 3 года назад
Mata means kill in Spanish. So that turtle is kill-kill :/
@kairabanzon3928
@kairabanzon3928 3 года назад
Mata means “eye” in Filipino 😂
@msal9602
@msal9602 3 года назад
@@kairabanzon3928 ehhh mata means "eye" too in Indonesian. "Mata-mata" means spy
@hybridknight2531
@hybridknight2531 3 года назад
Mta means kill in portuguese
@safe8176
@safe8176 3 года назад
Isn’t that the turtle that was in gumball once?
@wolfieboy683
@wolfieboy683 3 года назад
You can't take him seriously with that face
@zoopzoooom
@zoopzoooom 3 года назад
i had to pause and come over here to the comments to say “thank you” about the spider warning. although i’m much better now than i used to be, holding my phone in my hand with a spider suddenly appearing on the screen can still cause me to involuntarily rocket fire the phone out of my hand all convulsive like, as if it magically took the form of a hot boiled steaming potato slathered in butter and grease.
@thisisit7363
@thisisit7363 3 года назад
same man i love the spider warnings i can watch the videos without getting panic attacks
@samaradashwood1491
@samaradashwood1491 3 года назад
yeah phobias are no joke
@shannonfick7170
@shannonfick7170 3 года назад
Same here! Got surprised with a picture in college biology and came the closest I ever have to passing out. Vision was tunneling and everything 😅
@naji_moarmy6808
@naji_moarmy6808 3 года назад
"But it sounds like a kitchen door when you're trying to sneak ice cream at 3 am" I'M DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
@booksarelife3202
@booksarelife3202 2 года назад
😂😂
@aleksandarvil5718
@aleksandarvil5718 2 года назад
LMFAO 😂🤣
@Emmett_Br0wn
@Emmett_Br0wn Год назад
As someone who's had experience with this bastard of a species...yeah. it's accurate as hell-
@tummytub1161
@tummytub1161 2 года назад
The way you present your videos is so entertaining yet educational. And thanks for bringing up the pet rat-dog/ purse mouse problem. (I don't even know how to spell the word). Keep up the good work!
@lukasmatthiesen7612
@lukasmatthiesen7612 3 года назад
Why the quokka wasn’t in a single one of these clips, actually surprises me. They’re known for being the happiest animal on earth (literally just search up “the happiest animal”), and their smile is insanely cute. They’ll also sacrifice their children to any predators they come in contact with, so that the adults may survive.
@BrokensoulRider
@BrokensoulRider 3 года назад
sounds like humans
@rompevuevitos222
@rompevuevitos222 3 года назад
@@BrokensoulRider We def do not use kids as expendable cannon fodder, well, anti vaxxers do, but they are clearly mentally disabled
@BrokensoulRider
@BrokensoulRider 3 года назад
@@rompevuevitos222 IDK man. I know a few people that had parents that literally chose everything else over them. I've helped them out of those homes; and they're not anti-vaxxers.
@rompevuevitos222
@rompevuevitos222 3 года назад
@@BrokensoulRider i know, it was more of a "that def shouldn't happen, except it does"
@ebenezermarboh5849
@ebenezermarboh5849 3 года назад
The quokka us actually the opposite of these.
@viennacabangon8978
@viennacabangon8978 3 года назад
2:56 *"I am willing to bet any amount of money under three dollars that you thought the bird that represents the united states of america has a shrieking majestic called the beggining of every western movie what they really sound like is a seagull with laryngitis choking on a popeye's biscuit"* -you had me laughing their 😂
@malindataylor5285
@malindataylor5285 3 года назад
bro i cant be the only one that wants a pet sparklemuffin😭
@wolfieboy683
@wolfieboy683 3 года назад
Is that literally their name???
@FlameNugget
@FlameNugget 3 года назад
@@wolfieboy683 their actual name is “peacock spider” thank me later
@iwantes6610
@iwantes6610 3 года назад
They are pretty bois
@Enneamorph
@Enneamorph 3 года назад
They’re actually “peacock spiders,” a very tiny jumping spider with wiggly, flamboyant fan-shaped bits on its abdomen that it can flex up and shake around like maracas
@w.dgaster6386
@w.dgaster6386 3 года назад
@@Enneamorph basically what will born if spider tried to breed with peacock
@aayushishirke3209
@aayushishirke3209 2 года назад
"this australian teddy bear has the vocal cords of satan with acid reflux on a dying honda civic" This was even funnier because we had a honda civic from 2007 and it really did sound quite similar to the koala as it was really old and could have broken down at almost any time
@tsucube4377
@tsucube4377 3 года назад
Thank god that fennic foxes are actually wholesome. I was terrified for a second
@languid-4535
@languid-4535 3 года назад
Same
@ubermaster1
@ubermaster1 3 года назад
"If looks could kill, they'd do Bundy numbers" CHILL
@Cloud_Strife1997
@Cloud_Strife1997 3 года назад
elk screams are equally the most terrifying and hilarious thing ive ever heard terrifying because hearing it at night when you don’t expect it is absolutely horrifying hilarious because you don’t expect something so huge to sound so high pitched
@brinettevalorie4554
@brinettevalorie4554 3 года назад
Lynxes, on the other hand, sound like humans trying to imitate animals lol.
@pamelaheriges3654
@pamelaheriges3654 2 года назад
I was Born and raised in North America. The Elk makes that sound through hollow teeth in the back of HIS jaw. The sound is for mating purposes. They actually make a deep grunting most of the time, especially during RUTTING season, against other males. I'm 66, we ate wild animals as food. It was common then. I personally don't like Elk meat, but I did have some of those hollow Elk teeth, that I just mentioned.
@catonfire5010
@catonfire5010 3 года назад
"what they really sound like is a seagull choking on a popeye's biscuit" ad: "i just got a brazilian wax"
@OGxILikeCats
@OGxILikeCats 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@Zadanoire
@Zadanoire 3 года назад
*”I love you.”* *”I love you no question.”* *”this is fucked.”* *Thats almost as good as the full 1 minute long roast on the shoebill.*
@KivenuTheMoth
@KivenuTheMoth 3 года назад
"And because you think I'm lying, watch this" -mafia ad plays
@linkybot9395
@linkybot9395 3 года назад
I got a taco ad
@RoboGhost81999
@RoboGhost81999 3 года назад
I got a Fazzoli’s ad….now I want spaghetti
@youjustgotmollywhopped
@youjustgotmollywhopped 3 года назад
I got a Yoga ad
@tillyisshort6286
@tillyisshort6286 2 года назад
3:08 Not too surprising, I mean my dad does call it a glorified seagull
@stickyjiko
@stickyjiko 3 года назад
"y'know it actually makes sense why they represent America, their intimidating until they open their mouths, then you realize there a mess inside." OW.
@this_is_my_handle_people
@this_is_my_handle_people 3 года назад
So tru tho
@genghiskhan6809
@genghiskhan6809 3 года назад
It’s so accurate I feel personally attacked.
@darrelarno9151
@darrelarno9151 3 года назад
"They won't take your soul, even if you probably deserve it." bro.
@Cwak
@Cwak 3 года назад
"For a bird that claps crocodiles for fun" That is a quote I need to hear more often.
@beautifulblackbeauty8641
@beautifulblackbeauty8641 Год назад
You are fantastic! Your research, the way you deliver all that info. Your humor --- incredible! I finally can an animal show!
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