NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK BUT IT'S WRITTEN BY AN AI 

"I am a man who is trying to save people from their lives." -a psychotic serial killer

Alternate title: Albus Dumbledore gets Alzheimer’s

the skin of a boy his age, makes it sound like he killed a boy his age, skinned him, and is either carrying or wearing the skin

So apparently Harry is gay, Harry x Draco had come true, and he's getting married to Dumbledore? Amazing. Great.

“Harry thought to himself, ‘What the hell is going on?’” Harry, that’s what we are all thinking.

Dumbledore: High as feck on whatever wizard drugs he keeps in that beard. Hermione: Creepy and unnervingly confirtable. Small boyfriend: Extremely threatening and doesn’t give a feck about public decency. Harry: Completely and utterly DONE with everything going on.

I like how Harry's reaction was just "oh" when Dumbledore was naked in his bathroom

“Oh.” Harry felt an overwhelming urge to run away. THATS A BIG FAT MOOD

I like that the AI wrote another Harry and was like "wait, who's this baby then?"

''I got my first kiss, and I got a few other injuries too'' 6:45 This is masterpiece. 10/10, best book of 2021.

For anyone who doesn’t know, as the “book” goes on, the AI continues to ship Drarry, even more blatantly.

Naked Dumbledore with a boy in his arms. Nightmare fuel.

"what the hell is going on" the fourth wall has broke

THE AIS ARE WRITING FANFICTION, RUN !!!

This is a sequel to Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash.

"You'll do everything in your power to make sure that I don't regret having you for over a year." Huh.... Boy, that escalated quickly.

A naked man in black robes. The man: We're going to get married, and then you'll tell us to shove our face into a brick or something. If this wasn't Botnik, Harry would be running away back into his cupboard and locking it forever...

even AI knows harry is bi

"Harry felt an overwhelming urge to run away" I thinl thats an u derstatement Harry, I cant think of an instance where I woyld be more inclined to run than finding a naked man in my bathroom wearing a robe. Sort of a "get the gun" moment.

Hermione smiled at him, and when he looked up she was gone, but her smile was still there. It was one of those smiles where Harry's heart felt so heavy it was practically burning. ..Hermione, you can't just leave your mouth in the air like that. You might set someone's heart on fire.

Hermione decided to be a rebel and get a bad-boy boyfriend who gropes her in public, warns her that she has only a year to prove herself, and flaunts his small boyfriend-hood to establish dominance over her best friend. She thinks this is all very sweet and funny and...interesting. Much of the plot is driven by Hermione's really bad taste in men.

I imagine Daniel Radcliffe playing this

So in this version of Harry Potter. Harry is just a normal boy human that was abducted into the wizarding world which spurned him to become a alcoholic. In..ter-esting spin.

This is probably what Harry's dreams were like.

Why is Dumbledore on full creep mode?

“You were really pretty with Draco” Me: *Does the AI ship Drarry-*

Hello and welcome to those who are seeing this for the first time. I'm Angela, Botnik Head of Labs and the person who made this story happen, even if GPT-2 did the writing. I wanted to add a comment or two in each part that possibly someone coming here from Botnik's social media posts might actually see, but probably not. If you're interested in how this was written by GPT-2, and what my editing consisted of, I have a large write-up on it in Part 7, with no real spoilers. For this first part, the main thing I wanted to mention for this first part was that Chapter 1 was almost entirely redone at one point, after the story was well along. The reason for that was that OpenAI, who made GPT-2, was releasing more powerful models every few months, and the first chapter was written by a. . . simpler model. Most of the dialogue between Harry and the Headmaster was basically the same, but everything surrounding it changed. The first version had Harry at the Weasleys, which never got brought up or used for anything, and he just kind of ran into the Headmaster outside I guess? It was really dull and had nothing going on other than their talking. I had a better version of the AI start over again later, inserted what the first one had written as appropriate, and this led to the current alcoholic Harry and the naked-robed Headmaster in the bathroom, which is a huge improvement in my mind. As an extra note, if anyone wonders about the Author's Note that shows up in the description of each part, below my credit, that was written by the AI to start one of the chapters, and I thought it sounded so oddly fanficish that I put it at the start of the story. It sounds like the AI is unhappy with what it wrote or something, which I enjoyed.

I almost prefer these versions 😂

"the headmaster looked at the boy in his arm,and he looked very confused 'who are you ?' he asked..😂😂😂😂 alright that had me 😂😂 i wanna smoke what ever dumbledoor is smoking 😂😂

when a kiss is an injury

This feels more like the AI read and emulated fanfiction with all the shipping going on.

The little prince…not only is that a book but since hermiones boyfriend is repeatedly called ‘small’ could that be foreshadowing that he’s a prince?

I refuse to believe this is anything other than the typical Harry Potter fanfiction

"yes, you are going to a Griffindor camp" So... Voldemort won in the end and slitherins expelled all the griffindors and put them into camps? Nice.

"I am a man who is trying to save people from their lives." Lmao

The Headmaster laughed again, and again. And so began Harry's first real year at Hogwarts, and the year of him being killed.

"What the hell is going on?" And that line, right there, covers this story to a tee!

I love how it teases making sense every few minutes just to piss off n do a 180 back into absurdity.

MaGiC Was SoMeThInG HaRrY ThOuGhT WaS VeRy GoOd

This feels like one of my weirdass dreams

The boy who lived will not be joining us in the afterlife. - this is deep.

At least this time Harry only felt a great urge to run away. That’s a big improvement from feeling a great overreaction and ripping his eyes out to throw into the Forrest. “Chapter one……Harry dies. The end.”

this is the best drarry fanfiction ive ever read

I am trying to save people from their lives

When will they make a movie if this 😂😂

Harry thought to himself "what is going on?" You brought this on to yourself.

The AI has confirmed it, Drarry is canon xD

Lmao, I just finished reading this book so I looked it up on youtube to see if anyone has done a reading of it! I’m glad that you have You need to finish reading it, it gets even better

Alcoholic Harry Potter and the Confusing Bisexual Feelings

When AI becomes more mature, imagine how many new Harry Potter books we’ll have to read! This writing actually feels like Harry Potter. Once it’s coherent, it will probably be a really good plot! Not that this isn’t incredible

This scares me but it's also funny

This book would fly off the shelves

8:40 Red flags galore. Hermione RUUUUN! 🤣

This is such a messed up romance novel.

This sounds like some weird fanfic

Damn dude. Your reading is good. Why didn't you do more?

I don't even know why, but I'm crying laughing right now. I can't breathe. Why is this so funny?

LOL even the AI ships Drarry!

9:27 Hermione be like: 👄

PLEASE, WE NEED THE REST OF IT

Even AI picked up on Drarry

So where are the other entries? Waiting here~~~

Dumbledore was born wearing his "usual atire".

yea heriome I bet it takes some getting used to with the boyfriend, what with him shoving his hand between your legs and stripping for some reason in front of just about anyone. the last paragraph with how it describes Harry disappearing into the hall, I can only imagine it like something like old school rpgs like pokemon where you would hear walking before the next screen loads up

"And so began Harry's first real year at Hogwarts, and the year of him being killed."

I feel like botnik has been reading smut fics. 😆

Not sure I'll read all the chapters. This book just doesn't have coherence of The Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash.

When even the Ai ships harry x draco

'The ones who hadn't been killed yet'... Ok, well that's not too different from default Harry Potter.

When Harry Met AI. ... (lol) 😁

imagine this: Dumblepoor: Your a wizard harry harry:i am not a wizard headmaster.I can neither fly nor do things.i am a human dumblepoor: HMMMMMMMMMMMM

Yes this is a masterpiece I really hope there will be more

You know, we all gave JK a hard time for only declaring dumbledore was gay afterwards but never in the actual story. Well, it’s now been done.

in less than 2 minuts, this Harry has more personality than in ALL the books combined :D

"You know how it is with boys." *I dont like where this is going*

I’m just wondering what the “little too friendly with Dumbledore“ meant🤨🤨🤨🤨

Instant sub, going to watch pt 2 & 3 now

God damn, what texts was this AI fed with to come up with this kind of result ?! XD I'm not even sure the word "drunk" is mentioned even once in the books XD

Well, this switched genres pretty quickly! From YA to... um, one of those categories Amazon tries to deny exists on its site...

So Harry and Dumbledore are getting married, Harry is (or has been) in a relationship with Draco, and he seems to be falling in love with Hermione... Yeah that sounds right

4:05 Naturally.

pale black robes

This is just wattpad fanfic.

We was naked, wearing pale black robes...

DO MOOOOREEEEEEE

Dumbledore: I have to go get Harry Potter Harry: Dumbledore, looking at the baby he kidnapped: Who are you?

I am just assuming that the ‘Headmaster’ is Dumbledore because only Dumbledore would say this shit Even the AI knows it

when is the rest of it coming xDD man this helps

Hermione's boyfriend...yikes

First chapter and this already sounds like My Immortal on LSD

"I am sorry you will not be joining us in the afterlife. I am very sorry Harry." Ouch

This AI is a little too meta

Beter than the movie adaptation

YO HOW DO THEY DO THESE

Hermoine is a Cheshire cat

Imagine if any books in the silver eyes trilogy got written by an ai NEW VIDEO IDEAS, PEOPLE!!!

So what we’ve learned is that given the opportunity, AI will write gay Harry Potter fan fiction. Fascinating 🤔

I just read chapter 5 and I am traumatized

_gay harry au_ _written by: AI_

8:20 HUH