NOOB'S GUIDE to DEATHMASTER SNIKCH 

This is way too underrated

You made me read this with my own two eyes

4 Yrs later

Right!?

The grudge to end all grudges...

the dwarves get fucked over super hard in the end times and a lot of the times its because of the rats imposing their rat dominance over them like queek speaking the the sacred language of the dwarf's to Belegar Ironhammer before fighting and killing him just to fuck with him in his final moments. and Ikit claw sending hellpit abominations into the Slayer stronghold and had them filled with poison bombs so the slayers would die shameful deaths.

@@joedatius *Everyone* got fucked over by the End Times. At least it wasn't Storm of Chaos though. With the End Times, GW didn't even bother to pretend to let the fans decide.

@@joedatius Not to mention Snikch cutting off Dromgar, brother of Belegar Ironhammer and hid his head forever so that Dromgar soul will never enter the afterlife with an intact body lmao.

Cheese for the cheese God! For Jeff!

since you can have snitch at lvl 4 on turn 1 you dont really need to cheese that much sadly

YES! YES! YES! CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE GOD!

@@cptcatnip6367 Brah level 6

@@cptcatnip6367 even 6

That was on the evening of the day, where grudgebearer snapped Headtaker's head in satisfying description of headtaker realising his miscalculations XD

It's a really dissatisfying end to Thorgrim's story though, he's one of the coolest characters and he just gets shanked by a rat and his whole lifelong quest amounts to nothing

@Hecker Bonker There's "not everyone" and then there's "literally nobody". It makes the rest of the story feel pointless when everyone dies and it was all meaningless.

Where can I read that? Is there a book?

@@borjadecoy25 You don't want to read the end times series.

How is everyone else saying it?

I just love the name The presentation* The style* The character :3

@@codybonds Everyone is saying it as Snik-itch

@@codybonds every god damn youtuber and even ppl from CA have called him Sneakitch or Snitch.. like to me atleast you are the only one coming close to the right thing hahaha xD

@@lod234 no everybody should say it as Snik-itch cuz thats how its supposed to be.. but even on the CA stream they said Snitch which is like the furthest from his real name as far as i have heard yet. xD

I LOVE THIS 😂😂😂

I love the fucking Skaven

@@DinsRune i nearly read that wrong

Yeah, at first it said dual sword infantry but a youtuber (don't remember which one) reported it as a critical bug.

When I hover the mouse over the weapon category no flavour text appears. Does it happen to you guys too?

@@gabrielmontenegro9476 to my knowledge there isn't meant to be flavour text on unit categories, or at least I've never tried it or heard anyone mention it

@@shayfarrelly6789 Until about a year ago I could hover the mouse over the words "sword infantry" from the Empire swordsmen and it would show something like "Swords offer a good compromise between normal and armor piercing damage".

>Skaven speech It's queekish.

Produced and filmed by Warlock Master Ikit Claw.

FINE EXAMPLE OF QUEEKISH, YES-YES

It's one of my favorite sketches

I legit watched it the other day and laught my ass off

Robert Banks it was a little bit cringe

@@armedelious9924 It was not Cringe, it was Kek

@@armedelious9924 You are cringe-cringe flea-maggot.

Reference? That was the Whole Sketch.

"This demonstrates the value of not being seen."

I see fatherhood really mellowed him out. It's for the best, really.

All they need to add next is Mr.Ratbern from Arthur

Lmao

snikch killed belegars brother, queek killed belegar, would they be brother if they drink the blood of these two in sake cup´s?

Monty Python goes well with anything. Just ask the Spanish Inquisition.

There can be only none.

That comment aged like a fine milk.

He has simply ascended to a higher plane

The Foot of Gork spell is another reference

*blinks-teleports behind you* pstpst, nuffin' personal, kid-child

kidnap lizardmen fresh spawns and raise them as ninjas. Boom, new questline.

Nah they should be heroes. That way they can fight alongside their master in the same army and its super weird to split the turtles in any situation.

You mean heros, that would make more sense. And I'm sure there is a mod

Hail jeff

With Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker jokes

@@indrickboreale7381 correct

Indrick Boreale only if his mother had lived and well... you know

You're the first person to notice that reference! That scene from Blood Money is still one of my favorite moments in gaming.

Stimpy! You eeee diot!

@@codybonds "Steeeempy you-you eeeediot! You weren’t supposed eat-devour the Warpstone Tokens Steeeempy. Now you’re going to be sent-shipped… *to Hellpit."*

A little Hitman nod and wink to see who's still awake.

Relax weeb, it's nothing to do with the name and he's making funny of the stereotype that fantasy Japan is obviously also full of Ninjas obviously because what else is Japan except Ninjas and Samurai? And of course the Rats who went there turned into master assassins/ninjas too (with Ninja magic)

@@SadCheetah Well, that's stupid. Samurai and Ninja are awesome and are a couple of the coolest things to ever come out of Japan. There's nothing offensive about that.

@@SadCheetah It's a fantasy world with dragon ogres, Massive trolls, and people riding massive flying bird lions. But of course you are going to find something to bitch about.

@@originalmetalman9430 That's actually kind of the point. In this lore of fantasy with rat assassins and mountain moving gods... they added in Japan as literally themselves? It's glorification and oddly tone-deaf. There are many ways to allude to the East's great cultures - just not treating them like an exotic experience. It'd be great if they entered in a Samurai like Island to the far east, that's fine and dandy, just with more flair than LITERALLY calling them Japan. Because, like I said, that's treating them like an exotic experience rather than an actual real civilization... which they are. Edit: And as Cody here showed us... it's not GW first time being tone-deaf. I mean those caricatures holy shit I knew GW had a racist rough start but DAMN.

If it was racist then giving Western faction knights and castles would be racist as well.

It's a RU-vid conspiracy. I'm onto the fact they're really just manatees.

and name it Shame-Dishonored:Yes Yes

She has a thirst mechanic and is partnered with a dude named Henry the Massive. Her jokes are writing themselves.