Opie & Anthony Patrice On The Antholini Breakup 

Patrice comes on at 10:16

love how Patrice immediately diagnoses the situation

“After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.” - Cato

Man, Patrice was a great genius, and there are plenty of guys out there with his same wisdom, they just don't get publicity. Screw these so called 'experts', people need advice from people who have LIVED these things, so put THEM on these stations

Ant really took this advice and ran with it.

These dudes need to stop giving women the keys to their house/apartment.

Patrice was the man! So many comedians went to him for advice on relationships and personal issues because he never sold out to the fame he was genuine with the people in his circle. Never going to have someone like him again..

“Leave my laptop????” … yes Mr Millionaire BUY ANOTHER ONE!!!

I WISH PAT WAS STILL AROUND TO TEACH

Patrice was Red pilled before the word even existed!😂😂

This might be the best Patrice appearance ever, and that is saying something. This is fucking masterful and hilarious.

Opie is the ULTIMATE mood,flow,comedy good time KILLER!

I reckon Patrice was only about a couple of years away from having his own cult, why is he so damn persuasive?!

Patrice was right she did put it out there to get back. The man was a full blown prophet

"My house is made for strange women." Spot on!

Damn I miss Patrice!

"She lit a fire?"

Damn, that 13yr old had great insight. 👏👏👏👏 impressed.

Annnnnnd again the showstopper ends the bit...

"A beautiful 35 year old ain't as good looking as an ugly 19 year old" - Patrice O'Neal

"this is like a cut scene from Hustle&Flow" Collin rules

Ha ha, Patrice was the one who prodded Ant to get together with Jill in the first place! Ant really does bring this on himself with his pathologic inability to end relationships. You just bring over and flaunt other women you're fucking, of course she's going to go crazy. What man wouldn't go nuts if his woman did that? If only Ant was as able to pull the trigger on finished relationships like he does with guns.

Mid way when colin interjects! Hahaha "dont listen to his fake bravery.."

The Black Philip Show was brilliant.

You need to cut off the bank of Anthony! Lmao

I don't think patrice was a prophet. I think he failed so much before and learned from his mistakes and developed a philosophy around it. It's like sales. Eventually you get so good at them it becomes easy to predict a situation and take control of it. The master has failed more times than the beginner.

"she just wants to poison my rice" HAHAHAHAHA

Patrice was the one who instigated Ant to date Jill.

I’ve been living on my own for 7yrs and no one has the key to my place. Not my parents... no one. The mother of a buddy of mine used her key to you know drop off some stuff but she also helped herself to half the food he made for he and his girlfriend. And I know my mother would do the same shit too. 🤔 matter of fact she did, she had a key to her brothers home and was in the neighborhood used the bathroom, then decided to make an egg only to find out that man don’t keep fresh eggs (or much food 😂 ) in the house.

We'll never get that book now :( :(

I have to say he's so good Patrice. RIP>.

13 yr old is smarter than 90% of us

They're laughing...but Patrice is dead on

I know it makes no consolation but the Black Phillip Show as a whole is the book.

Oops!

Is this post or pre anthony announcing that jill left a 2 foot in diameter leakage stain in his bed?

ugh. thank you.

WHEN DOES PATRICE COME INN?

Was the “girl” Sue lightning? Or was that after Jill?

no bag. no nothin. jersey city...

what happend to keith the cop?

those guys are hilarious ;-)

LOL @ these comments. Like any of you tough guys wouldn't give up the keys in a hot minute

See our status is our vagina.... SO TRUE. 23:30

Also she stole his shit and hasnt been arrested. Shit is crazy.

Jack Black is an innocent by standard haha

Patrice

i love how Colin breaks this up. 90% of what Patrice says is dumb shit. funny as fuck with a lot of truth in it, but in a very wrong way for a normal human. thats why he was special - because there was nobody who would say dumber and more honest shit and get so much respect for doing it.

9:20

The quality of this is garbage