Opie & Anthony: Roast of Early Norton 

“norton is shaped like any container you pour him in” might be the best insult I’ve ever heard.

"Don't bite the hand that almost fed you" What a line! Patrice was a hilarious dude. RIP Patrice O'Neal (& Greg Giraldo).

"The only muscle you ever have is usually the one that's in your mouth." Holy shit, Vos made me laugh.

Patrice is so fucking timeless you forget that he's gone, then when you think about it it's just horribly depressing, most underrated comedian in history, even though everyone that knows of him loves and respects him, he deserved to be one of the most known comics out, genius gone too soon. I'm dreading the day I run out of Patrice audio, still have to listen to all the black philip shows.

"You're 5 of the 7 deadly sins. You're 5 of 'em!" 25:41 Vos stopped Patrice in his tracks with that one.

27:09 Norton is shaped like any container you pour him into, haha fuck. So good.

"We not six years old, you suck and we gonna let you know it." hahahaha Patrice...

"We're not 6 years old, you suck and we're going to let you know it" Amazing line

Vos really does punch himself out. He starts out strong and just turns into nothing. It's hilarious.

Jim's brave fight against his Progeria is truly awe inspiring.

"SHUT UP STUPID, IT STINKS" Every regular comedian on this show. It's like it's a pass phrase, they all use the same intonation and cadence with it as well.

The worst part of listening to these old clips nowadays is knowing that radio will never be as good as this ever again...The good old days of O&A with some of the funniest people to ever walk this earth. Patrice, Norton, Cumia, Quinn, Burr, Louis, Voss, Bobby etc.. Being from Boston, this is exactly how me and all my friends are when we're with eachother just not nearly as funny. Constantly shitting on eachother for anything and everything. All I gotta say is thank God for the internet and RU-vid !

3:20 synonyms for awful 4:45 same material, only angry 5:35, biting hand 9:45 goofy voice 13:30* Mike voice 15:50 diarrhea 17:25* Norton defend 25:45 Patrice laugh 32:50* Vos stop talking 40:30 Aids 41:15 Colin Woodstock 42:10 Vos shret up 50:15 goatee 50:55 Patrice and Colin bomb 53:04 Colin fades out 57:08 Vos singing 1:05:55 PU University 1:14:35* Vos sip empty can/drink spit

Patrice and Jimmy were fucking hilarious in this.

Opie is great in this clip! Whenever the boys are laughing too much or having a bit too much fun, he pumps the brakes a bit and takes a call. Gotta keep that energy at the right level!

When "Vos" called in I died

Patrice is like a freaking tank just crushing anyone that get under his tracks,I forgot all about this,😆

man really couldnt imagine this segment without opie, what a critical fucking role he played in the comedic flow and excitement of the show

some great parts from the video. enjoy! best part imo: 9:46 . hilarious norton impression >.< 3:23 (patrice with the great into) , 5:33 (patrice gets voss) , 9:21 (norton gets colin) , 9:43 (norton impression 10/10) , 12:10 (voss get norton) , 13:29 (long one lol , guy "mike" in background gets roasted by everyone) , 17:21 (patrice calls out norton) , 21:05 (they lay in on norton) , 23:38 (another great norton impression) , 25:30 (patrice gets norton and voss) , 27:10 (epic line from patrice lmao) , 29:17 (patrice/norton lay into voss again) , 29:47 (great line from patrice) , 31:15 (patrice gets voss) 32:43 (voss fucks up again) , 33:02 (solid line from patrice lool) , 36:20 (guys lay into background guys) , 39:42 (voss messes up) , 41:13 (norton/patrice tag team colin) , 44:07 (voss gets laid into by patrice/norton again) , 45:36 (great line at norton) , 46:06 (norton lays into voss) , 46:38 (voss gets colin) , 49:00 (patrice with another epic comeback) , 50:13 (another great norton line) , 50:58 (exactly why patrice is so good, knows when he says a bad line and makes it a laughable situation.. then colin screws up lol >..

"Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in" Wow what a line by patrice

"Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in!" God dammit Patrice!!!

Norton seamlessley defends himself/avaids their attacks by agreeing and all they can do is sit there frustrated as he escapes them

I didn't realize how funny Patrice really was until I started listening to O&A. RIP Patrice. He went way too early.

This was one of their last shows with Infinity Broadcasting before being fired for the Sex for Sam incident in 2002... I wish RU-vid contained more of this O&A era, cause these videos are priceless

27:10 is one of my favorite Patrice lines ever

I love how they just can’t help but direct their fire at Vos occasionally. 🤣

Patrice is BRUTAL!!! Trying to keep him from enjoying it even on a self-deprecating level!!! 🤣

Patrice is just comedy gold , RIP BIG MAN 👌🏻

Its stuff like this that keeps Patrice's naturally funny legacy alive.

1:12:15 Patrice's laugh gets me every time

This is so amazing!!! They are desecrating each other! They remind me of me and my friends sitting around giving each other the business!!! And I agree--listening to Patrice kill in a room full of killers is amazing and devastatingly sad all at once. Thank God for the person/people who upload these! I'm crying laughing at my desk, right now. You can tell how much these dudes love each other!!

“Put Vos back on the phone” “...Alloh”

I must have heard this at least 20 times, and every time Vos bombs and you hear Colin say "Oh no!" I crack up laughing.

I love Patrice. He was absolutely disgusted and embarrassed by Jim, He saw how big of a nerd he was and wanted to bully the shit out of him. Patrice was Mad at him for this. Lol.

That impression by Bob Dibuono was hilarious

"you vlasic pickle commercial!" holy shit lmao! Norton's goin down swingin!

Jim got off easy, Voss got shit on by everyone, including a funnier Voss

the helium club. Holy shit vos. excellent

As if Jimmy didn't mug now

The best comedy ever. Not even and trying. O’Neil, Quinn, Norton and Vos still to the day that puts a laugh on my face

"Pull over and put on your laughing hat." Haha! Amazing.

I enjoy this group so much, I heard this so many times and I laugh my ass off every time

Absolutely fucking brutal!! One of their best shows. I MISS THIS KIND OF RADIO.

One of my favorite episodes, just pure viciousness

1:09:21 Vos talks to Vos (Bob Dibuono's amazing impression!)

"He think's hes Juanna Man." hahahah

Great upload, thanks! Vos has an unprecedented ability to bomb. It happens so often that it really stands out. hehe

The last 40 minutes is like a shark feeding frenzy. So goddamn beautiful

"Imagine if You Will....." - the Liver Spot Kid

This really is the best thing on youtube...ever lol.

Roast of -Early Norton- Rich Vos

I can relisten to this anytime.

Colin was best here.

"Midget head John Turturro"

epic one liners in this one

13:54 Patrice is such a savage. I don’t blame Dinicola for not saying anything after that 😂

27:10 Jimmy’s favorite line that Patrice ever roasted him with.

The way they were talking about Jim's early stand-up I thought they were exaggerating his voice UNTIL I heard it. Dear LORD its abysmal.

This is when the show was at its best. Non stop funny.

9:43 - That impression kills!! They didn't even play the tape yet!

"Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in". LOL Patrice.

Roast? What is he Jim "Pork"ton or sumthin?...

I love how everyone bombs at least once during this segment

Classic stuff here. nice upload

Love how this turns into a Bash Vos Fest.

33:02 holy shit one of the best vos beating lines ever (of course made by patrice)

6:37 I love that joke

“How much, 350? That’s purty expensive!”

Patrice's "uhhh"'s at the beginning always get me

This was absolutely vicious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He said "show the radio viewers again" lol.

The boy's bring the humor with the speed while Opie just rides that God Damn handbrake!

I absolutely hate Opie's fake tough guy intros

Legendary

45:37 Good one by Vos

Wow, this was amazing. “Take it like a man” between everybody!

“There’s a lot of electrical equipment here-stop talking!” Hahaha holy fuck that was a good one 🤣

This doesn't just degrade you it degrades humanity- quinn

The caller towards the end is literally Vos Chipperson.

It always goes back to Vos 😂😂💀💀

Holy shit! 😂 What a beating Jimmy took, this roast only gets better with age.

Welcome to the helium club and now for our first hack love vos

"Who's Ice Cream, and Brownie?" ... I laughed. :)

"At least I'm fully fat..."

i fucking love when Ant does that midget voice/jimm'ys old on stage voice

That voice was a means of opening doors for himself by using his "comedy": performances to demonstrate that he could work as a retro '40s stadium vendor.

I love how the bashing turned from Jimmy to Vos, and how the Vos roast had the bashing go from Vos to Mecurio.

15:52 "number 2 whats 2+2? diarrhea, MAH HWR"

Colin's comparison of Norton to Al Jolson was amazing.

I've been Jim Norton, you've been the best!

Favorite line is "You was a hack... YESTERDAY." I miss Patrice so fucking much.

I can't believe Vos is 2 years older than older than Colin.

"Leave his Goatee alone... im gonna go get your members only jacket... someone get his trans am" LMFAO!!! Fuckin jimmy

While the voice is annoying and sad, Vos's set that he brought was MASSIVELY more terrible than anything Jimmy could ever do. The most douche chills I've ever gotten from the show was Opie's demo tape...Not even Ant's shitty power ballad could top it.

Man, I fucking love Patrice

27:10 Absolute Genius! !!!

24:46 one of the best Colin lines

I physically cringed when i finally heard the voice.

1:14:20 "Have another swig of timing" - holy shit

Lmfao tears 😂😂😂