Opie & Anthony - The Scott/Laci/Conner Peterson Saga 

0:00:00 - Scott Peterson's birthday just happened. (10-26-04) 0:00:30 - The verdict and fetus rights. (11-15-04) 0:05:22 - Laci's mom yells at Scott in court saying divorce was an option but Anthony goes into details on why divorce is not a good option because of the legal system. (12-1-04) 0:28:41 - Anthony impersonates what a convo between Scott and his mom must sound like. (12-7-04) 0:29:48 - The guys are making fun of Tony Danza giving a shout out to prisoners who watch his TV show. Anthony does an impression of a special inmate. They also read comments from the pests on the Tony Danza Show message board that reference Lil Conner Peterson. (12-8-04) 0:34:41 - The guys go through the worst Christmas songs. Anthony and Jimmy chime in with their own lyrics. They also talk about outrageous baby tees and several callers come up with suggestions. (12-9-04) 0:43:19 - The guys listen to a terrible Laci Peterson song called "Remembering Laci". (12-10-04) 0:52:46 - The first Conner Peterson reference of the day is made and the guys sing some Peterson Christmas songs. (12-13-04) 0:59:14 - The crew kicks off the show with some Peterson references. They discuss some fan made photo-shops, the Scott Peterson trial, jurors and listen to another song about Laci called "SpongeBob Peterson". (12-14-04) 1:32:21 - The guys listen to some new songs that fans sent in that are supposed to be about the Peterson victims. (12-16-04) 1:51:21 - Anthony reads a review of a book that references Conner Peterson. After that a woman, who is bothered by the jokes, calls in. (12-23-04)

The t-shirt says "Mama's Buoy"

You know what’s hilarious? When Opie keeps saying “I just don’t understand.” Definitely do that like 10 times in a row.

Remembering Opie, how he ruined everything Remembering Opie, how he stunk, that's amazing Now he broadcasts from his apartment, And Creamy Butter's with him too And he rages against Anthony For he's got nothing else to doooooo. [Cue any sound from Opie's board]

Bouquet of Seaweed...I'm dead.

Holy christ, Opie is a hole of supermassive proportions in this.

"Merry Christmas to you, Scott. What are you going to get little Connor, another cinder block?"

'Lil bouquet of seaweed 😅😅😅 Ant's the best

"The only reason she should be in denial is if that's the place they found her in." holy FUCK

The jokes that made me LOVE Jimmy and Anthony

I love how Opie calls out Jimmy for silently yawning as he belches into the mic a dozen times a day. God he’s the worst.

This clip is basically Opie admitting he has no sense of humor and doesn’t understand what’s funny lol

Ok this whole segment has me in tears, I can't with Jimmy's one liners 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

I worked at a place with a lot of women when this happened. A LOT of women there were saying " aww that's such a shame he is so cute " not one of them seemed to give any fucks about Lacey and the baby

I never tire of that splash sound and the motorboat noise.

Opie: "I just don't get it..." You never did Ope, you never did.

‘Silly goose left a blonde hair in the rowe boat’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Silly goose left a blonde hair in the row boat. Lol

Opies brain: mmm take a caller OR hit the Homer laugh button....or BOTH

The baby was named Conner because the mother was killed to prevent him from being born. The Terminator's mission was to kill Sara to prevent John Conner from being born. Scott succeeded where the Terminator failed. One Conner lived one died.

1) the motor boat sound effect when it’s picking up speed is funny every time. 2) Opie clearly feels this crosses a line for him, yet has aired plenty of material that has crossed other peoples lines. His contempt for Ant and Jimmy is really clear at the end of this audio.

perfect example of ant and jimmy pulling away and opie feeling left out

"NO !. I will not pay a corpse !." LOL 😆

31:47 when they start reading the messages and laugh so hard it kills me

“ Mama .. this for you “

Bouquet of seaweed lol

Anthony saying, as the song’s ending, “WOW, that is Horrific!!”, is the prefect setup for the splash at the end, brilliant

thanks for putting this together. I've told a few friends about ant and jims lil Connor jokes but could never find a video with this much substance.

Opie loves that sound board doesn't he

43:30 Opie "do you have to yawn in front of everyone" Jim "I'm stretching" Opie "Are we keeping you awake"

Anthony later told Joe Rogan that Opie legitimately had a problem with him and Jim making fun of the Connor Peterson song.

"I JuSt WaNnA kNoW wHy???"

I just heard that he isn't on death row anymore. Had to come back and rewatch this.

Man just appealed his death penalty and won

Being Mexican, the older generations who grew up in 60’s-90’s constantly judge me for being almost 30 & not having been married or having multiple kids by now. But listening to Ant go into detail about divorce court proceedings is absolutely terrifying, & my parents were divorced too; the joys of American influence… In a lot of ways I would’ve loved the traditional life as an adult; get married, wife & kids & fishing with my son & playing with the dog named spark. Instead I play old O&A archives constantly in the background to cover the silence. And I’m in constant existential dread. And I’ve been sober for 98 days, that’s the worse, lol

What makes this even funnier is how much Opie hated this whole saga, especially Ant/Jim's jokes, because his in-laws are unfunny bores

At 1:21:40 when Anthony to the tune of "Yellow Submarine" sings, "In Modesto ... CA! ... On the fateful Christmas Day!". I have been looking for that clip forever, I always thought it was so funny and quick. Thank you!

Ant looks like the mobster that talks to the cops

56:56 Anthony's laugh there, along with the sound Jimmy makes while trying to say, "Her Neck" got me good

Jet black humor right here lol

Moral of the story.... never get married.👎

Anthony’s divorce stories are terrifying.

46:47 That groan of disgust by Jimmy is priceless.

That photo of Laci Peterson looks like she's wearing a t shirt of with a picture of a baby scan on it.

"I dont know why you guys find this funny, I just dont know why." -Opie the Hole

Why, why, why did it have to end? Pure genius!

'I just wanna know why" Opie translation - I don't like this bit and I'm going to try and ruin it cause I'm a hole.

Opie- It's funny because Laci had tons of support, resources, and rights...yet managed to pick a guy who wanted her dead, and did it in a sloppy fashion. Then for bonus points, the media pushes "Connor" as if he's a 10-year-old (right or wrong). I'm sure there's more, but there's tons of comedic material there. Opie. "I'm not here to be funny, I'm here to steer the ship." Then shut up.

It’s weird to me that divorce is such a war for so many people. My ex-husband and I didn’t even use lawyers. I wanted the dresser, he kept the bed, we each took a dog... We went to the courthouse one day and signed the forms, hugged and went our separate ways. We’re still friends on Instagram, he just got remarried a couple months ago... 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don’t get it. I know this is the exception and not the rule, but I just wanted to say there is hope lol!! Thoughts & Prayers. 😜❤️ *splash* 💦 *vrrrrrrrrmmm* 🚤💨

Boy, he really gave her a Sea-Section..... (car crash?)

I always just put these guys on the back burner and started listening to alot of Patrice lately and now I can't stop listening to these guys, these are hilarious, pretty glad I did this got lots material I can go through

How has Ben Affleck not been casted in a made for TV movie about Scott and Lacy Peterson

Time Killing Fuel thank you very much sir. Your fantastic brother

Opie literally said cmon guys.

You can tell at the end Opie feels so left out. He's pouting.

GREGSHELLS GALORE

The obvious answer is, Opie, people like to joke inappropriately about things that would normally never be the focus of conversation in a comedic way. That's the very reason, quite transparently. F'n duh.

57:45 the dude not being able to say it without laughing killed me

I hate to admit it but I laughed my ass off at this.

16:55 I hate this place. I’ve been here ten yeaaaars.

That Laci Peterson file photo is peak 2002 digital camera. Face overexposed as all hell, background underexposed to where you can't see shit.

You can feel Opie's jealousy seeping throughout this entire clip.

1:41:35 “your smiiiiile can reeeeeach around….” Laci didn’t reach around enough to please Scott.

I HATE THIS PLACE NOTHING WORKS HERE

In the Remembering Laci song, its funny how Opie has nothing funny to say so he presses random stuff on the soundboard.

Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. A bouquet of seaweed hahaha

This just proves that Opie's marriage didn't change him. He's always been this soft.

"I hope I brought e-nough gas parum pum pum pum." 😭😭

Boy Opie goes out of his way to try ruin this bit

"I hate this place."

I wish they were around for Chris Watts.

The Little Drowner Boy

Opie is the Scott to Ant and Jimmy's Laci and lil Conner, humor-wise.

That Spongebob song killed me

That tribute song was so bad I thought it was a joke.

Getting married is analogous to signing a contract promising to be lucky forever, it's as unreasonable as it is unmeasurable

Scott Peterson deserves the death penalty, but Anthony is completely right about divorce. It simply isn't an option for many men.

Wow you guys are a trip

My God did I f#cking laugh at the Sponge Scott Square Pants song, I don't feel good about myself & I'm going to hell. 😁

Opie needing humour explained to him

Hey Opie, push the Homer Simpson laugh button again please!! It's so hilarious

1:19:44 time stamping the awesome Spongebob Peterson song.

You know guys. I have the feeling this opie guy just doesnt understand.

Humor so black, the police try to shoot it.

Opie: “I’m not a ‘hole’...I just play one on the radio” The guys are riffing endlessly on the baby tee shirts, etc... “Ehhhh...I just don’t get it....”

Who lives in a body bag under the sea?

RADIO GOLD

@ 33:52 "He took her fishing" XD

Did Opie ever find out why the obsession?

Shirt idea.... Taking water birth to a whole new level.

I forgot how funny this bit was!

Daddy’s little chum

I’m going to hell for laughing at this, but I can’t help it. 😂😂😂😂😂

It’s Christmas that time of year again 😂

you just know that "remembering laci" guy learned song writing in church with that plagal cadence 🙄 what a dork

You want some advice? Dont get married. Ever. Save your money and if you break up go your own separate ways. Dont owe each other shit.

Scott is still waiting on death row to this day, and even now, he and his family still say he didn't do it. They even have a website for supporting him to get an appeal, with big rewards for "tips" on Laci or who "really" killed her. It would be sad if it wasn't so comically delusional.

Anthony's situation and anger is interesting, because you listen to this and you think that he got screwed over by the judge and the divorce laws.....but then you find out that he just simply fell into a lawyer trap and agreed to the payments.....he didnt chance an actual decision that actually could have cost him less time and money than he had agreed upon. Listening to some of his stuff while married....you can see why he never trusted a verdict

That Lacey Peterson song sounds like it was written by a 3rd grader and sang by a puppet, the kind that churches use

Opie doing his very best to ruin all these segments