Update: Paul Zimmer literally got married, deleted all his social media, changed his name, and is now living an entirely different life as an actor under a whole fake name. That sounds made up,,,and it’s not. What a strange dude.
christyvl what do you mean “why do?” You will never understand if you actually used to be a fan of him with his best friend Danny but now everyone hates him includin me
The further I get into this video the more I started to realize this guy LIVES IN MY BUILDING. Like I've seen him and his gf taking pictures and just thought they were just another instagram couple but NO. It's Paul Zimmer and he is my neighbor.
He's like a failed attempt at the perfect boy robot who escaped from a lab. All the 12 year old girls want him so bad and he's programmed to get attention from them. But he also didn't finish his training before he escaped the lab so the world is still so new and exciting to him.
hes so fucking uncomfortable? undead almost. the most terrifying blank stare and drawn on eyebrows. he used to make music with his friend danny a few years ago and has changed completely since then
My dad walked in on me watching this and goes,"WhO aRe YoU fAcEtImInG!?" And obviously I just said I was watching a video, but then he says (trying to make a joke because I don't have a boyfriend),"Are you facetiming your boyfriend Craig?" *he could not be more wrong. craig is the epitome of evil.*
He does have the redeeming quality of not being a super rich douche. Everyone else has to buy 3 Ferraris a day but he’s satisfied with tabletop bowling.
I know that's what I was thinking, everyone else after Christmas flexes the apple watches and brand name clothes they got but he just showed his toys lol
*Kit* .....That is literally the perfect description of this guy. I was trying to describe him in my head and couldn't quite find the words. Thank you.
So true 💀 He reminds me of a guy that made fun of me in highschool... And also flirted with me but also tried to gaslight me. So weird, lmao. ✨ Abusive ✨
Maybe a stereotype that society has on how gay looks ( basically having perfectly shaped high eyebrows makes everyone think you are kinda gay) Not saying this as a bad or good thing, but just a typical stereotype
wow the fact that your eye twitched at 4:56 really illustrates your passionate distaste for his instagram comedy videos and I honestly couldn’t agree more
Paul Zimmer looks like a Knock Off of a Ken Doll or something....like the ones you would buy from like Dollar Tree or something.....He looks perfect until you get a closer look on it.....
OOOOh that's it. I was actually wondering why his face looked really weird and creeped me out a lot and that's it. I have a phobia of dolls. That's what this guy look like. That's why he scares me.
May I just say, I find a lot of comedians and you tubers don’t bring up sexism and I think it’s really great that you brought it up but still kept up the hilarious and lightly toned.
It's like he's an alien from a different planet and all of a sudden he was put on Earth and Jamie, his human girlfriend, is slowly teaching him human behaviors.
It feels like Paul Zimmer was just born as an adult so he’s just absolutely fascinated by mundane things like dancing stuffed animals and jumping off ledges.
Just looking at him makes me really uncomfortable ??? (also his hair looks as if it would just fall right off ? i’m real confused) EDIT: There’s a possibility that Paul saw this after he said he watched this video and read the comments. And I don’t know what to do with that information
another weird thing about him that makes his appearance strange is that he has really nice skin. like weirdly nice skin. it’s too nice? it’s really weird.
I think musically gives every guy who makes an account a tube of special hair gel with instructions on how to look like the most basic whiteboy. It didn't come with the instructions on how to not make your eyebrows look like obese caterpillars tho
I can picture in my mind: You are restless in the night. You feel a presence. Eyes watching you. You open your own and there he is. At the end of your bed. Standing there. Pulling up his shirt. Showing you his abs. Putting a hand behind his head. Opening his mouth but no words come out. And all of this while watching you. Looking straight into your eyes. With his dark pupils his eyes seem to be lifeless. Yet, he is moving. Seemingly unaware that you can see him but somehow also fully aware that you can see him. And then. Sound. Words. He finally speaks but this time, his lips are sealed shut. And all you can hear is: "This is so funny."