Genuinely disappointed at the severe lack of the Gremlin. Sounds like a perfect photo-op. Plus, if you hit the trunk, you could hear Coach Z say some wacky phrases!
Man, so many great ideas here! It's one of the most unlikely things in the world, but I kind of want to see a proper Homestar Runner theme park become a thing now...
Bringing this over from the Patreon comments: Either near Peasantry or the Videlectrix arcade (maybe bridging them if they're neighbors) would be the park's own take on the Frontierland ducks/hopping fish pond, expect it's fully themed after Duck Pond.
What about Riverquest Safariventure, with "cardboard" boats and bored tour guides? Also, I feel like the King of Town's castle should be a massive buffet (The King, reportedly, has his own buffet that's twice as big; guests are treated to what the King considers a "light snack."). Finally, three words: Poopsmith-themed bathrooms.
Strong Bad's Moony Park for Incredibly Attractive People USA (Not to be confused with Euro Strong Bad's Moony Park for Incredibly Attractive People France)
How about a Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor-style show where Strong Bad reads our SBEmails that the audience writes before the show starts, that way they can continue the tradition of Strong Bad making fun of everyone’s terrible spelling and grammar errors, but in real time That and a guy dressed as Homsar shouting random nonsensical phrases, as Homsar is want to do
I reckon you've just hit on one of the sad limiting realities of this, a whole lot of what makes the-H-star-the-H-star-R so special is the spontaneity and vocal performances.. you can't just fake those the way you can get an actor playing Gaston and doing pushups for people. I mean maybe? Maybe you could. I remember an interview with some voice actor or other, I forget, who played Beetlejuice at whatever theme park owns those rights, and reeeeaally got into it, nailed the character, and then rolled in garbage so he'd even smell rotten.
A virus themed funhouse. Including a mirror that makes your mouth a broken jpeg. Only way out is through the hole shot in the wall. Oh, a meet n greet with th thnickaman. Oh the things that man does!
