Pitching a Homestar Runner Ride - Armchair Imagineering 

If the theme park doesn't have Trogdor themed rollercoaster called "The Burninator" the plans are invalid.

I think a Homestar Runner theme park/ride would be a double subversion of amusement parks, and the expectations that come with them. Like, it appears to be super kitschy and low budget, but if you take the time to look around, it actually has some really elaborate theming and some nice details. Anything that was done to cut corners is part of the joke.

Dangeresque Drop: It looks like we're gonna have to JUMP!

Can't wait to actually buy food from Bubs' Concession Stand, where the price of food at a theme park would actually be entirely in-character!

Disney COULD make a Homestar Runner ride, but they'd probably be more interested in a Two More Eggs ride.

Animatronic The Cheat hitting things with an animatronic golf club is very important, thank you for that

I think there should also be a a dangeresque safety video showing Strong Sad disobeying the rule and facing violent injuries

The reference to Paramount no longer owning theme parks reminded me of when my local theme park, Canada's Wonderland was rebranded Paramount Canada's Wonderland with Klingon's riding the roller coasters (some searching suggests this was in 1993 when presumably Paramount took over Canada) and sure enough it reverted to being plain old "Canada's Wonderland" when Paramount got out of the theme park game in 2006 (and presumably ended its tyrannical rule of Canada).

All I ask is that Sweet Cuppin’ Cakes is incorporated somehow. Maybe an Eh, Steve! statue or something? Or just having Sweet Puttin’ Cakes in there that’s fine too.

I want, I NEED an uncannily realistic A-1000 Homestar animatronic. For the jibblies. Actually, an interactive Homestar Runner attraction like "Turtle Talk with Crush" would be pretty adorable.

Homestar Theme Park! With more rides than you or your grandma can handle.

OK, there's still a chance for the full park concept to include an Awexomecross 20XX ride and/or stunt show

Dear David Ganssle,how would you do my own dang theme park ride? Threateningly Yours,Strong Bad.

I'm friends with Miguel too!

The Trogdor Express... It's just inevitable

I've never seen a single Homestar (et al.) animation in full, but I've been very interested in your videos on the subject.

You misplaced Bubs. The gift shop would be themed after his stall.

1:15 "What, are you getting paid everytime you say the words "disobey the safety rules and face violent deaths"? Because I'd (disobey the safety rules and face violent deaths), like to get in on that ac-(disobey the safety rules and face violent deaths)-tion"

Mountsridesplace USA!! It’s finally happening!! Tasteball, here I come!!

this sounds amazing if i went to a hsr themed park id cry i think

A Homestar Runner theme park attraction, eh? That sounds like an idea that will never happen, but nonetheless one I'd be over the moon for if it somehow does become a thing. This ride concept sounds quite nice, and I could totally see The Brothers Chaps using this as the basis for an actual official H*R ride! Also, kind of a missed opportunity that you didn't mention that the gift shop would be themed around Bubs' Concession Stand, or atleast the check-out area would be.

Here's hoping I live long enough to one day see a Teen Girl Squad stunt spectacular. It'd be so.... average.

Here early. This video will pop off

You are a swell guy for putting the URLs on every clip. What an appropriate peer-2-teen choice behavior.

I’m not even 90 seconds in, and this is starting to sound like Scotland’s Wonka Experience. But good. I think.

will it make me catch on fire somehow?

If this isn't just the riverquest safariventure I'm unsubbing from the channel /j