_"Have you ever heard Cam Clarke whine to the Eagle's nips -- or asked the talking canoe why he's sinned? Can you sing with all the voices of the Goodtimes? Can you cash-grab with the Bargains of the Bin?"_
Imagine the AVGN marries Pocahontas and she adapts his swearing. And when she travels back home in this movie and they try to put those flowers on her, she'd go "WTF is this bullshit? I'd rather dump my ass all over this Hawaiian crap! Now gimme that fuckin peace pipe! Gonna get high as fuck so I can stand this garbage!" Chief Genie: "O-kay..."
"Pocahontas you are a child." "You don't you love me?" "That's not true..." UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REGARDING THE REAL POCAGONTAS' AGE, I DIDNT THINK THEY WERE GONNA GO THERE, BUT I *REALLY* DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE GONNA GO *THERE*.
Mary Kay Bergman used to voice most of the woman on South Park but (In phelous voice) Then she died, on November 11, 1999 after shooting herself with a Mossberg 12-gauge shotgun. So after her death the female voices went to Mona Marshall and Eliza Schneider. But then Schneider left in 2004 so she was replaced with April Stewart.
While he is known for the voice of Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi, Charles Martinet has had a good resume of various voice work and even some live-action roles. For example, he was the voice of that one notable dragon in Skyrim, he voiced a character in Cel Damage, had a role as the main character's father in The Game (1994), had an appearance in an episode of ER, and most notably was the narrator for Runner 2 and Runner 3. Heck, he's even playable in the latter game, which is freaking nuts.
Yup, I remember he was Fowl Mouth (the black-and-white gangster duck with the Tommy Gun) in _Cel Damage._ If you listen closely, you can definitely hear a bit of Wario in his voiceover, there.
I made a sentient canoe once but it just sat my garage screaming for death... at least after a few years it spirit broke and now it just trys to drown itself when I take it out to the lake
I made a sentiment canoe too, but it kept calling itself the King of Red Lions and wouldn't let me sail anywhere until I went to some place called Dragonroost Island.
IAmTheUnison I’d love to see Phelous tackle the animated Titanic nightmares. Walker’s reviews were pretty good IIRC (I’ve quit watching him so I’m going by memory) but those abominations were just _made_ for the Phelous treatment. He’d probably uncover a lot more about the movies’ origins, too- I think the one with the evil whalers might actually be from North Korea.
The eagle having nipples really freaks me out because birds SHOULD NOT have mammaries. Mammary glands, as the name suggests, are a strictly mammalian thing. Birds, being sauropsids, wouldn't have them under ANY circumstances.
@@WxIxLxLxIxAxMxS So you're saying that on Duckworld, ducks evolved mammary glands while retaining the ability to lay eggs? Not impossible, I suppose. There are egg-laying mammals on Earth, such as the platypus and echidna. Of course, those animals lack teats, but there's no reason the inhabitants of Duckworld couldn't have evolved actual breasts.
Blue Pocahontas was later reincarnated as a toy version of herself in Miracles in Toyland. Everyday she wished God would grant her the sweet release of death.
Wait a minute. A girl in a blue outfit, with loose hair, who falls in love. An anthropomorphic object that is used as transportation. A small talkative bird with a large beak. A flying character with a large chest, who helps the main character. A villain dress in red, has a thin mustache, bony build A short, portly man. Was this suppose to be a Aladdin knock off? Did they changed their minds what story to do, half way ripping off, I mean writing the characters?
Wait, did he re upload the video or is the date on your comment just messing up? It says it was uploaded today but that your comment was posted two weeks ago.
4:58 AGAIN With the cliffs in Virginia! Where do these guys keep coming up with all of this? I have been here all my life and the only cliffs I ever seen are in the moutains, in the AWAY from the coast.
Martialartfruituser I went to the place that was probably Werowocomoco once, and it was all pretty much at sea level. But who knows? Maybe the ground sank 30 feet in the last 400 years.
Golden Films was surprisingly closer to the actual story of Pocahontas than Disney’s was, but still made some random changes. I wish that there was a movie adaptation of the actual story of Pocahontas. It’s quite interesting that a chief’s caught daughter went from a “savage” prisoner of war to a celebrity in England after she learned English from her captors, but no movie adaptation seems to want to tell that story.
It's because Hollywood is deathly allergic to historical accuracy. That's why all their films based on Historical events are always the furthest thing from the truth.
"It’s quite interesting that a chief’s caught went from a “savage” prisoner of war to a celebrity in England after she learned English from her captors" yeah, it's called Imperialism. They also beat her old beliefs out of her and baptized her into Christianity. "Oh, look how we transformed this ill-bred savage into a civilized child of God!" is Colonizer 101. Hell, the reason she and John Rolfe met King James I was to ask him for money to convert the Powhatan tribe into Christians.
Gwendolyn Stata Her account was quite different from what you described. She claimed that she eventually picked up the language from listening to them as their prisoner of war, and willingly converted to Christianity soon after. So, you’re half right about the Imperialism. After the war was over, she chose to go to England of her own accord to show the English people what these “savages” were actually like. It’s important to note that she had given birth before being taken prisoner, and in her tribe’s tradition, the mother from a different tribe was to marry, give birth, and then return to her original or different tribe to repeat the process, so she probably saw her voyage to England as continuing this tradition. She enjoyed quite a privileged life as a celebrity in England as a “civilized savage”, married there, and even had a child, and as was tradition of her tribe, she was to leave her new home in England to return to her tribe of origin in America, but she died before she could return. Her story isn’t at all tragic, like most Native American stories usually are, despite the rocky start and kind of sad ending. It’s quite similar to Mary Rowlandson’s story, where the inverse happened. Both are very interesting in how they don’t try to demonize the other side and instead have a sort of fascination with them and seem to have enjoyed living in their societies.
+Aaron: I rather like that take on it, but from what I hear there are also at least some issues about just how reliable any of the accounts of her life are. When I was a kid I even heard some doubt that she even really existed, at least in the way the accounts are told.
Ryodraco History’s full of people doubting that things happened/people existed. People have said the same things about Shakespeare and Olaudah Equiano as well, but their own accounts and the accounts of people around them are usually enough to go off on and they almost always check out. Even then, I can’t say that it’s that unbelievable to think that a 13 year old girl would become obsessed with a culture that’s foreign to her and travel there. I’d definitely want to go to this strange, unknown world that’s far more advanced than my town just for curiosity’s sake, but she also had tribal birthing traditions to incentivize her journey too.
Okay who the crap is the WRITER on these Golden Films things; Stupid the Canoe's """"funny"""" dialogue sounds way too similar to at least a dozen others (of Golden Films in particular) where they think saying something in far too many words is itself funny when it's really mostly babbling garbage
Give Dingo Pictures this. Their version of Pocahontas had Wabuu and the Blood Bush. Which automatically makes it the most enjoyable and faithful adaptation of Pocahontas
If those net worth web sites are to believed, Cam Clarke is one of the richest voice actors... ever. I found at least two net worth sites labeling his as $90M. If that's true, then he's richer than Jim Cummings, Frank Welker, Tara Strong, Rob Paulsen, and Mel Blanc, who was worth $25M at the time of his death. Not to mention, it would Cam wealthier than most A-listers. My point is, he could definitely say no to goofy roles like this.
@@scottylewis8124 along with Jim Cummings, who voiced both the Golden Films version of Baloo for the former’s Jungle Book and Disney’s version of Baloo For Disney’s Jungle Book 2, Cam Clarke voiced The Golden films version of Hercules for the former’s film as well as Disney’s version of Hercules for Disney’s Hercules tv show!
Yeah, they would be, wouldn't they? From the comments from German-speakers I've seen below Phelous's Dingo reviews, that kind of cursing, inappropriate by British or North American standards in kids' cartoons, was apparently permissible in German ones back when those were made. Different countries, different cultures, I reckon.
Oh my God! I saw this as a kid! I was in a dentist office for kids and they played this for people waiting, I remember being both confused that there was a second Pocahontas movie and especially the talking canoe. I remember distinctly thinking as a kid "Wow, that's... stupid."
AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) so people are really whiny about historical accuracy even though Disney has a right to creative liberties? They don’t have to be 100% accurate otherwise it’s no longer a Disney movie(plus a child with an adult.....yeah can’t make it a family movie)
Also people complain about how the movie treated Native Americans even though I think the treatment and portrayal of them was very respectful and they were all voiced by Native American actors. At least it's not like those propaganda Looney Tunes cartoons.
2:52 Chickenhawks and eagles are part of the Accipitridae family, so it's actually the size and wingspan separating them. I know, I'm looking for logic in a Golden Film.
+Tommy Deonauth's Achives Probably because most people these days wouldn't get the reference. Only animation buffs and hardcore Looney Tunes fans would know who he is.
This canoe reminds me of the one from Pajama Sam who's afraid of water because he's afraid he'll sink. I didn't know this was a common affliction! Canoe aquaphobia therapy could be the new up-and-coming industry worth investigating!
Considering how The Handsome of Notre Dame was 10x worse than even Disney’s “The Hunchback of Notre Dame II” could ever be, that does not surprise me, though.
@@markcobuzzi826 did anyone even look at these films before they were dumped in the bargain bin? Little Angels was bad, but this one fucks you harder than life itself! It's a hurricane of shit! I can't believe humanity was capable of degrading itself so low as to produce such a large amount of annoyance and ass!
I adore the subtitles in Phelous videoe. The one I love the most is the one in Christmas Tree in which they subbed the theme song as "Opening song slightly resembling farts" and that's the perfect description.
I thought she looked like a cross between Princess Jasmine from Aladdin and Belle from Beauty and The Beast when she was at The English Ball. She looked like Princess Jasmine wearing Belle's golden gown
The story of the real Pocahontas Her real name was Maoka. Pocahontas was her nickname. She was a little girl when she saved John Smith and there's a possibility that the danger and the rescue was being staged without John's knowing that he was in any real danger according to some accounts. When she was older, she was kidnapped, but her father decided not to attack after seeing her daughter was happily married to John Rolfe. She gave herself the name Rebecca for her English name. She converted to Christianity of her own free will and tried to help other members of her tribe to do the same. She traveled to England once with her husband and never returned because she became very ill and died young in England.
"I'm not leaving this house because of Hurricane Florence." :::sees notification of Golden Films review:: "I'm gonna go for a walk outside." ::sees that it's Phelous::: "Nope, I'll stay put."
Blue is one of the easiest natural dyes to make and the native Americans did use it quite a bit. I don't think they regularly wore bright blue clothing though.
An amusing thought, but unfortunately not very likely. John Rolfe only had one son who lived to adulthood, Thomas Rolfe (who also happened to be the only child John had with Pocahontas). Thomas had no sons, only one daughter named Jane Rolfe, who didn’t pass her maiden name on to her son. Unless a female descendant of Jane’s just happened to marry a Rolfe, James isn’t John’s descendant.
Hey, Phelous. You are awesome at cartoon reviews, and I highly appreciate it if your review on the Golden Films/GoodTimes version of Thumbelina becomes successful.
Golden Films: (after getting hungover) Hey, how about we make a Pocahontas film where we spend more time with a pair of talking birds, one of which having nipples, and a talking canoe? Mondo TV: (after snorting five mountains of cocaine) Oh, that's just cute! We're gonna give her an entire TV show that has lasers, gods, talking animals and we'll do it with North Korea! BWAHAHAHAHA! (collapses)
Fun fact, the bit where john was blown up was actually ACCURATE! I know right? Because of his stances on the Powhatan, some of his supporters theorized he was under attempted assassination. It is debated wether it was an accidentor not.
3:48 Actually Phelous I'm a canoe rights activist and I am very offended that you would mock the suffering of canoes, chances are the canoe you ate for lunch came from a factory canoe farm. If canoe slaughterhouses had glass walls we would all go kayaking instead.
I'll have you know the kayaks have suffered from the hatred of the canoes for years. Soon there shall be war between us aqua vessels. The kayaks will rise again! Viva la kayak!
Yes I am so glad someone noticed. I use humor as a way to build bridges between our 2 groups~ Other activists think it is a good way to lighten tension as well and make things less awkward.
@@TheWilderCat Actually to give you an idea of how much of a sense of humor I have, I was once in the middle of watching an animal rights debate live stream by one of my favorite vegan RU-vid's, but when I got the notification Phelous uploaded I had to stop watching it because "Holy shit more crappy cartoon time with Phelan!" Gee I must be one of those extreme vegan terrorist activists fox news talks about am I right? xD
The fact that Golden included in their Anastasia the Romanov's descending into that basement and being freaking SHOT!?! That is psychotic. But I guess historically correct?!
5:42 “Look my evil friend!” Even she knows that the talking birds are evil!! Yes, I know she said “eagle” after I watched it the second time, but I still think it sounds like “evil”!
'' Annoying Birds the movie! '' sound like a better title for the Angry Birds film X) Nice one Phelous! I'm pretty sure that Little Fluffy Wing will be annoying for the Devil, he will kick him out of Hell then cried in a corner! This scene is silly and mades me laugh, i have a weird imagination. At least, it sounds funnier than what the yellow bird and the Eagle with nipples are saying!
I'd say Anastasia's story was a tad bit more depressing then Pocahontas by comparison. The real life Pocahontas at least got married and had a son over in England while Anastansia's family all got executed and quite possibly her herself in the revolution.
I think it's funny that Jeff Bennett's in this as when ANIMANIACS did their parody of Disney's POCAHONTAS he did the voice of John Smith. Also, I'm pretty sure he's also the voice of the Monsieur Rodent-looking dude cuz he sounds way too much like Brooklyn for it to not be him.
