President Biden complete remarks at 2023 White House Correspondents' Dinner (C-SPAN) 

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Biden sniffed Madison's hair too.

So great! I am sure that Madison and Jefferson are chuckling together! 😂

That came out of nowhere lol

Hahahahahaha. BIDEN IS GREAT!¡

Burn! 🤣

what's the reference?

Dark Brandon rises 😎

@@shriramvenu kevein McCarthy

Most definately! McCarthy, the gift that keeps on losing. 🤪🤣

Imagine the professional comedians listening to this. They would all agree 50% of these jokes were just “Hacky” They’re more a statement than a joke. He would have done better with knock knock or roses are red jokes

Fun but true shade😅😅😅😅

@@imtheman4805 aw, are your feelings hurt?

That was clever, and you can be sure any response she offers will be idiotic.

@@imtheman4805 no one of the most recent generations know what, "Hacky" is, so you're just an old redneck aren'tcha?!

I didn't get that, actually couldn't laugh at anything he said it's the first time a president went to this event and I didn't laugh a single time I'm pretty sure most in that crowd had to fake laugh, not judging though not everyone was meant to be funny I guess

@@jamesblack4411I’m sure you’re a very open-minded person, Mr. “I don’t get it so nobody does”

​@@HistoricPerspectiveHe doesn't understand any of the jokes because his parents are siblings 😂

“ Except for Donald Trump, every president has attended at least one WHCA dinner, beginning with Calvin Coolidge in 1924. The dinner is traditionally held on the evening of the last Saturday in April at the Washington Hilton.” These presidents were men, some of whim had/have a great sense of humor and humility, always putting America first,

@@jamesblack4411he’s not the first president to participate in this… if u watched past presidential correspondent dinner speeches, they kinda hv the same vibe bruh

I know right!?!?!?!?! So f-en funny!!! Dark Brandon is on the rise!!!

I had a mouthful of food at that point, almost covered my tablet in it 🤣

Loved it

Yeah 4 more years would definitely crush America. Trump 2024 MAGA

ya but he didnt come up with it a writer did days in advance all he did was read it

@@armorboy24 Well no shit, No president has written their own jokes its still a good one....

Everyone has speech writers but it's all in the timing and delivery

@@armorboy24 Sorry, but you didn't already know that? Yes, for as long as they've held this dinner, "decades." The comedy writers are the stars.

@@armorboy24 What a genius you are - did you write that yourself - no one would have ever thought that President has speech writers

Racist grandpa Joe

Only between 10-4pm if not meds required.

Free Assange!

@@jdspears444What makes you so sure his opponent can do that lmao

@jusbreath Fat Donny could never bend over far enough to tie a shoe lace.

You're so right!... and let's not forget twump was too chicken to even make an appearance at the WH correspondence dinners during his "administration".

जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय भीम जय जय जय

Don't quit your day job

So true

A person who can laugh at him/herself is a person with confidence and humanity. Both President Obama and President Biden have this characteristic in spades and is one of the reasons they made such a great team.

@@trishsullivan9261 typical humourless magtard

​@@trishsullivan9261 can't stand decent human beings, can you. Nyet, it's all about hate with MAGATS. You poor thing. 🙄

I spat my drink when he said that. Finally a PRESIDENT said the truth about Fox News! And to all the people who said "Trump said the same thing!" No SH*T Sherlock! Keep in mind that Trump also ran for Democrat President the first time!

call Biden a child trafficker he cant sue because its true

Their business model is selling eyeballs to advertisers, and advertisers LOVE the gullible, which is why they're homing in on that market segment, i.e. the wrong right.

You can say that about all mainstream media.

Msnbc and Cnn are for the lobotomized, but fox is almost as bad.

Free Assange, Biden!

Lol

@Unfinished 🏃‍♂️Busyness you should pay closer attention.....

Well, we will have to wait til Jan 21, 2025.

That took me out!! 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

yeah grandpa joe hired some writers

@@presentcalmmind Every one of the very few legible tweets that PAB Don the Con put out, were written by his team. You can tell when Donald goes off script: he whines and pulls fables and accusations out of his azz.

@@presentcalmmindwhich minute?

Lol, libslobs

Basmin Nadra, why is it the "BLACK PRESS"? A professional in and amongst his peers that should be recognized for an exceptional career and or an exceptional contribution to the news community, should always be recognized, REGARDLESS of RACE OR ETHNICITY! WOULD YOU AGREE? IF COULD YOU HELP ME UNDERSTAND? 👍😎🇺🇸🙏

@easy money hey e m, it's clear that your ANTI TRUMP! Would you be kind enough to tell me exactly how TRUMP would have done it differently? Be Honest and explain that statement to me so that I might better understand why you said that. 👍😎🇺🇸🙏

@@roytsusui1761 how's Trump canceled the correspondence dinner? Because he was such a snowflake

@@roytsusui1761 get a history book and follow thru to today and current event. clearly black prople have been kept from using and developing their abilities and skills to enhance the economic status of their families and certainly they have never been paid for their contributions fairly and equally. they still struggle just to be treated equal under the law, financial institutions and society such as the military, banks and work unions this still continues due to an engrained long traditional racial bias for securing the invention of white advantage. ( conservatism, people with power and advantage over others will not not give it up easily. ) that is usa's short history. it is very convenient. others decided those people are black when we want them to be and neutral when we decide. get a book its usa history , short as it is. 1960 may seem a long time ago but everyone id still listening to the music of 1960 as if it was new.

@@roytsusui1761 easy, trump os am immoral lazy arrogant criminal. he has no abilities or credibility. if you can not see that ypu are willfully ignorant.

Are u kidding right now?😊

@@janosszucs7127 "I just want to find 11780 votes."

@@jaygoren815 Trump is such a weird nutcase with a whole bunch of weird people who love him because he's a nutcase.

@@janosszucs7127 Cry harder 🤣🤣

@@janosszucs7127 Marvin is a paid bot spamming cry in the comments he's also defending bidens pizza trafficking he just got caught doing. he got caught running an international pizza ring and Marvin is defending it

You mean when Biden sniffs little girls hair? He shouldn’t brag about himself seeing he’s INCOMPETENT! If Ireland loves Biden please I beg you to TAKE HIM!!

My irish friend dont be fooled by this loathsome grifter he probably had Hunter steal the Blarney stone while he was bumbling around !!! America gives you a mulligan for that !! Peace Brother !!! And go Irish !!!

@@karenblair3630 Don't be so sad Vladimir, have another vodka tovaritsch.

America doesn't love Biden and neither does Ireland.

@@mcstaal now thats funny !!! We can all have a sense of humor ty for the grins !! Peace brother

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@@imtheman4805 Awww, were your fweelings hurt because he made jokes about you redneck fascists? There there, redneck. Go run into oncoming traffic.

You probably are one of these pedophiles who wants drag shows to be held at elementary school.

Not here lol

18:53 Biden’s switch up in mood was striking and powerful to be fair.

I’ve only seen him express anger when people bring up his son Beau in a very cruel context. That anger is justified. Rage is justified. It’s disgusting to bring up his dead son who served his country.

I don't know your grandfather Paul. What I do know is he could have done a 100% better job than president Biden has done.

ask his wife....oh i pity her when the doors are closed

@@nas84payne powerful? It’s just funny when he gets angry because it’s hard to take him serous

Joe Biden is full of sugar

how many kids did he molest

Maybe Dark Brandon should do something about the Border.

@@acekelly1000 - border schmorder

@@acekelly1000 you mean promise to build a wall and then fail at it🤔

Only because they did a movie about it recently

You're brainwashed

BREAKING NEWS Tucker Carlson has video of Ashley Biden sneaking into the White House late at night to take showers with her loving daddy. Did Doctor Jill help wash Ashley? Joe might be 80 but he still knows how to treat his beautiful daughter. Tucker Carlson will have an interview with Ashley Biden, she will give details on her new job running Joe's campaign !@!@!

I.see.it.FJB

He is slow he should be in a nursing home not the white house and you sound lost as well.

Lol he needs to hurry up & secure the border, lower gas prices , inflation, & maybe even hurry up & meet his grandkid from his great son hunter that none of the bidens acknowledge..what an upstanding guy!

What do you consider perfect? Perfection is something no 2 people can agree about because it’s humanly impossible.

I’ll take the guy that brags over the guy that raises gas prices,record inflation,border disaster and have Americans on the brink of WW3. Time to wake up Kelly…Joe Biden is laughing behind your back.

Meanwhile our borders are wide open with Chinese fentanyl pouring through, we have rampant crime in our big cities, paid off DA's not prosecuting crimes, inflation and debt through the roof, men in women's spaces, people more upset that a shooter is being misgendered than they are that she killed 6 Christians, China is messing with Taiwan and we're dumping much need American money into a joke of country known for its corruption and human trafficking (Ukraine) and this administration is proving to be shadier than the dark side of the moon (Hunter's laptop anyone?) But by all means, be impressed that he doesn't brag about himself. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Bull crap

Experience opposing integration and gay marriage, but yeah, experience.

@@dimitar297 I think she's taken

Clearly a ooohhh not a boo. Maybe you misheard

That IS sharp 🤔🤔

I agree and I am a Canadian living in Toronto....refreshing change from you know who. My brain does not hurt when I listen to him!!

He was slurring half his words..

@@st.dennie1149 he has a stutter that he works hard to control.

@@casjean8904 That's one of the most pathetic cover stories I've ever heard for neurological degradation.

@@st.dennie1149 I understood him just fine and I think he nailed all his jokes. Also your are entitled to your opinion So if you hated it then that’s fine, but in my opinion this old man was smooth with the jokes.. and judging the jokes is what I was doing. I thought they where great.

Weird

R u kidding me?

You think he wrpte this?

He's only holding the door open for a China takeover because his family will Not be harmed. Trump is a jerk but he is an excellent leader China fear's him! STUPID JERK BIDEN. sleep

He has people changing his diapers what makes u think he's says all the and is genuinely him

Trump was going to show up, But his staff told him only if he could point to it on a map, Trump is still looking!!!!

Whh would you go to these dinners?

That is a question only a guilty president would ask...🤔

@@piusx8317 You go to these dinners to celebrate the 1st Amendment with a good roasting. Since the orange guy called the press the enemy of the people and his skin was too thin to take a ribbing, he never attended.

​@@lsmith8684 LOL!!!

You need an AA meeting immediately!

This isn't how most people think. I'm very curious if you're actually a person

dark Brandon he is referring to is an alter ego lol. anyway.

He has a wonderfully developed super-ego. Whereas Trump has only the ego of a spoiled, unruly 3-year-old

@@anthonydelke3193 Dark Brandon was something that an artist came up with to counter the "Let's go Brandon" meme that the radical reactionaries were using to make fun of President Biden, even though it was the stupidity of the first person who uttered it - one of their own - that should have garnered the utterer sympathy. Imagine not being able to correctly say the name of one's own President! The utterer must have had a speech impediment... or something. But President Biden, being a grown man with a sense of humor and a willingness to make fun of himself in order to get a point across, co-opted the meme and made a joke about it. Then an artist did a rendition of Dark Brandon that became the predominant meme, and the radical reactionary meme died in it's back-seat birthing place. Personally, I love the way that he uses Dark Brandon. Most because - although he pretends to dodder sometimes to make sure that his opponents underestimate him (as they have over and over, much to their chagrin) there is a very sharp man beneath the facade.

Naw, he definitely has an ego, he just has it in check, but just listen to when he gets serious and raises his voice. You can hear a pin drop....good job Joe, good job. 👍😎

Yeah always humble caring, absolutely a SERVANT spirit 👏💯🥇

Nailed what being a fking brain dead po💩 pedo

Yes he truly did 😄

In the meantime Trump was scarred shitless to do this because he can't take a joke.

who's he nailing the kid? at the border?

@@t.m9341 Keep crying 😂😂

That was a great ending to his speach

Adored it!!!!!!!

Kind of like Obama's famous mic drop

Like the "Obama Out" mike drop.

Sounds satanic!

HAHA STUPID OLD BASTARD

@@Budgie510 Sans toilet paper on his heels.

Still got it lol

Yeah well it’s good to see every President can manage to not fall 3 TIMES UPSTAIRS UNLIKE THIS HACK!!

That’s all you got?? SMH!

Wtf is wrong with you?

Then you’re part of the problem, fool ! 😂

Sure you would like an uncle like fetterman too lol

Semper Fi

Semper Fidelis Dawg ❤🇺🇲 My son would have been 37 today 💔

Semper Fi

@@dawnoceanside7300 rip to your son

Semper Fi

CHINA 🇨🇳 JOE

@@jimmyjames9752 Trump is more of a friend to China than Joe would ever be. Remind us, Ivanka Kushner, got how many fashion patents from the CCP, courtesy of daddy Trump??

​@@jimmyjames9752 tell me more about Ivanka's patents...

@@F.o.s.t.e.r. The truth, has proven to be the direct opposite of every statement from their mouth's. Their words are an accurate picture of who they are, and every step that they intend to take. Their eyes wide with no emotion of guilt, or fear of accountability. A Freudian slip?

Yes you are right, and so liberal. We need millions of more illegal's barging through the border, hopefully soon there will be enough Venezuelans so they can overturn the government. I agree with you me too. Literally thousand are on their way here. they are resting in Mexico city as we speak but soon will be in El Paso and other entries

Arthur just wt his pants again, call the nurse from the retard department

Same thing a dog thinks when he squats!

BREAKING NEWS Tucker Carlson has video of Ashley Biden sneaking into the White House late at night to take showers with her loving daddy. Did Doctor Jill help wash Ashley? Joe might be 80 but he still knows how to treat his beautiful daughter. Tucker Carlson will have an interview with Ashley Biden, she will give details on her new job running Joe's campaign !@!@!

@Sense Of Rumor I see you replying to that Larry Ross gues a few times, what's awesome is that I can't see his/her comment. Every time the comment is missing. Ha ha.

Same here, he wasn't my guy in 2020 but he's earned my vote. Four more years!

Indeed. Yeah, I'd like him to retire, but with the orange colored turd lurking around, better to be safe then sorry.

Yikes, hope you all are enjoying inflation and world war 3

DICK SOUP trump

You must be Woke.

​@@acekelly1000 That's as good as good gets.

​@@acekelly1000 better than being an asleep sheep like y'all

acekelly1000 Better than catatonic

Yes, he's on drugs....lots and lots of drugs

Hello. how are you doing

The delivery was the notable part...

​@Kimo Andrews this is what it sounds like when you work together as a team and stick to the script. Team #46 🤟

@@tamarabuxton2516 His timing and delivery were stellar. If I stood up there and read the script, it wouldn't have been as funny.

Speech writers can win Emmys. Obama's speech writer later won an Emmy for the mandalorian.

@@kimoandrews5802 "Delivery"? Joe Biden cannot even spell "delivery."

Hahahahahaha

your part of the problem what america is burning right now you should feel ashamed of yourself

he'll yea

Trump 2024

​@@daved4005 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I loved that part 🖤

Somebody always gotta mention race this woke generation how about all journalists but liberals will never stop playing race card

@@tiffanycurtis4794 *You*: Blah, Blah, Blah, -- Deny Racism -- Blah, Blah, Blah.

Too bad the African press never gets to ask questions at the white house press briefings. Fact.

@@tiffanycurtis4794 giving the point was about how it shining a light on Till death and change America

😂😂😂

He comes from long lived family members and he's very healthy.. He's got a really good chance thankfully.

Yes you are right, and so liberal. We need millions of more illegal's barging through the border, hopefully soon there will be enough Venezuelans so they can overturn the government. I agree with you me too. Literally thousand are on their way here. they are resting in Mexico city as we speak but soon will be in El Paso and other entries. I would for him again. I want every neighborhhod filled with ilegals, and crime. Our children need to experience something new.

@@alexshatner3907 where do you live?

@@crowmomma9476 Arizona, and you want to know what part of Mexico my ancestors are from starting from the late 1800's? Los Angeles California

“You're not a stuffy old grouch” Wow what a resounding affirmation! Like saying … “You know for a fat girl you don’t sweat much”

​@imtheman4805 no, that's Trump. Biden may be 81, but with his health conscious appetite and appearance, he can sit on a beach in a bathing suit.

No just world War and homelessness we are no longer one nation we are many. All because names hurt you. 😞

@@skillet1033You’re a fucking idiot if that’s the way you think.

He's a good liar

He doesn't

@@lewislane9727, what did he lie about?

Agreed. But he's got, like, 50 years in law and politics. 50 years of debating, advocating, and representing... We shouldn't be surprised.

@@jasonhenson7948 50 years of line and gathering up money if you look at some of his old interviews you'll see that he was completely racist and was against equal rights not only that he's been stealing documents since 1972 that's been proven if you take top secret documents and bring them home with you that's dishonest he must have been hiding something it's not only dishonest but it's illegal especially since he was just a senator back then he's had a long list of failures since he got in office stolen classified documents, border crisis gas prices inflation higher than ever in history you can't blame that all on covid which he never ever tried to find the origin of his son is dealing with China and he himself received millions of dollars from China then he lets a China spa balloon fly all the way across United States before shooting it down then to make it look good he shot a couple advertising balloons down within hours of being recognized I can't believe he got elected he is a lifelong politician and according to the proof he is a lifelong criminal

smokin pizza at the border cus he's into CP hey you know he's threatening whistle blowers😅 too

T. M seems like all you people do is tell on yourselves seems like that's a republican thing projection

Oh Yesssssssssss!

I wouldn't call it priceless. That joke cost $787.5 million.

He forgot to try to make the part where he got caught selling kids funny

​@@t.m9341 you're either on a list or should be

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@@t.m9341 you trip kids at the playground

MTG= male trans gender

Yeah but she'll take it as a compliment

THAT WAS THE REAL $HIT !

That was beautiful! I was just thinking he is so not senile... and then Biden jumped right on the self-deprecating cra-cra for his first punchline.

James Madison

did you vote for the child trafficker?

@@electric8668 ... His childhood friends, like Joey, called him 'Jimmy'.

That was perfect

You need annAA meeting immediately

Yes!! Let’s go Brandon!! FJB!

@@jrozay3788 Your life is sad 🤷🏻‍♂️

@@calisto2735 dark Brandon is trafficking kids he got caught pay attention to that instead of this BS desperately trying to make him look good

@@calisto2735 your life is brainwashed. Keep believing the lies Joe Biden is telling you. Has your life been better since Joe Biden became President? Higher gas prices,Record Inflation,Higher crime rates, Joe Biden ignoring the disaster at the border. People like you supporting Joe Biden are the reason Americans suffer. 🖕

You got ONE thing right…. Let’s go Brandon 💯🙌🏻

😂😅😂😅 Comedians

@@jessieschell5813Brandon kicked Trump’s orange ass

@@slimylildude8224 slimy p o s is more like it.

​@@jessieschell5813Really maam

“decent man” Wow what a resounding compliment! That’s like saying for a Fat Girl she doesn’t sweat much😁

Yep, they're prolly taking names and numbers...

RIGHT , usually the left hates negative stuff being how thats all they do

Yes, Democrats don't censor speech. Comments are always off on Fox News. And that smoke you smell is the Florida GOP burning books just like the Nazis.

But they are removing most of the comments from the conservatives, but they didn''t want free speech obviously as they do not think people can think for themselves

Well you shouldn’t be. It’s the White House Correspondents Dinner and this is C-SPAN! ✌🏼🇺🇸😎

😎💙💙💙💙

What DeSantis meant to say in response was, "No because I don't say 'gay'!"

mickey mouse joke was brilliant

@@ashakir622 he also meant to stop peds and are catching a lot and Brandon just got caught selling them at the border you know that "Jeffrey is fake" thing that CNN been saying for years?

Some of them were clearly written, but it was equally obvious that many of them were his as well don't know why everyone is assuming that it was written for him- is it just because he's older? The little Bush boy constantly tripped over his speaches. Every president that had some material written for this is nothing new and Reagan relied on it. It was an actor so he was able to deliver but it was written for and because the whole principle of running Reagan was that he could follow a script!

That was good. Micky laughed as well

You must be a lobotomy patient

Thanks for the laugh

Brainwashed Lib.

Exactly , he has always proven himself to be a true Patriot . He is naturally a good man . This is man who cares about the interest of the American people . To him humanity comes first before anything else . Hope you are staying safe ?

@@berlinderbrown020 he cares about the interest of the American people? Are you delusional or brainwashed?? You can’t be serious. Name some positive things Joe Biden has done that makes American citizens prosper.

The bare minimum of any president is to be able to understand what they are saying. The previous administration failed to deliver on this front

He spits hot dog water, that's for sure!

It was 12,000 jobs… or so he said. Wrongly

Who cares about the exact numbers The intent is the most important part 😳

Pure hypocrisy. Free Assange!

Congrats. Your comment automatically qualified you as one of the biggest tools.

​@@business7138 l knew for sure that there would be trolls. Some people just hate decent compassionate people because they only adore cruelty 🙄

@Bus. Is a 6 month old account. Hello everyone in Russia, or is it China.?

He has a sense of humor that Trump was devoid of.... Wit and intelligence are good qualities.

​@@business7138 and yours qualified u as a backwater cousinhumpr

Yeah, would you let him run the country probably not

​@@solidfuze99 JOE BIDEN has my vote 🗳 blue 💙 😊

My dad lived until 96 and was sharp as a tack before a massive heart attack took him.

That’s nice but Biden isn’t your family

Trump said recently that Bernie Sanders, who's over 80 but still very sharp but not Biden. It's obvious, Joe lost it btwn leaving White House as VP to now & he made so many Americans just as delusional! 🤷‍♂️

And Biden showed up to take a joke at his expense.

Something to be proud of for sure

Oh puke! Powerful my ass. The guy belongs in a nursing home,,,,,,,,or nuthouse.

@Unfinished 🏃‍♂️Busyness 😂😂😂 FACTS.

Self aware 😂