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Questions That Will Blow Your Mind - Deon Cole 

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Deon Cole lists off some of his deep day-to-day observations and insists that black people have trouble remembering the names of white celebrities. (Contains strong language.)
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@SomeCanine
@SomeCanine 4 года назад
Deon has the best eye expressions when he tells jokes.
@ceez241
@ceez241 4 года назад
😄😄😄
@rabbitrb630
@rabbitrb630 4 года назад
reminds me of marlon wayans 😁
@Michelle-tx1nk
@Michelle-tx1nk 4 года назад
@me you lmao sending you love and light
@missrunnels
@missrunnels 4 года назад
Facts
@vherwashere
@vherwashere 4 года назад
hes like chris d'elia but chris does his with his feet. lol
@HotStrange
@HotStrange 4 года назад
That “You know how it taste” line is low key philosophical.
@hunterbear-ian8663
@hunterbear-ian8663 4 года назад
Go on
@LawrenceDerp
@LawrenceDerp 4 года назад
@@hunterbear-ian8663 You know how it taste translates to You should know better... there, got it?
@bvddahbless9456
@bvddahbless9456 4 года назад
How so ?
@nodnodwinkwinkV
@nodnodwinkwinkV 4 года назад
and then they cut to a fat guy in the audience. Unfair, but hilarious.
@HybridSol1221
@HybridSol1221 4 года назад
@@bvddahbless9456 It translates to "you been down this road before" get it?
@arrjee9474
@arrjee9474 2 года назад
His comment about knowing how food tastes was an eye opening moment for me. It helped me start losing weight … seriously …
@ladyttee3540
@ladyttee3540 Год назад
OK
@JacquesduPlessis11
@JacquesduPlessis11 7 месяцев назад
Good on you :)
@reddsmoke904
@reddsmoke904 5 месяцев назад
Plus if you seen him in the first Barbershop movie, you know he came a long way his self lol
@michaelinepetitfort6500
@michaelinepetitfort6500 4 месяца назад
This played in my mind today when I was ordering Chinese food for my mom and son. I was like I don't need this. Lol
@LIBBEL
@LIBBEL 4 года назад
“Tripled up on the A’s” 😂😂😂
@thefoxxiefoxx8056
@thefoxxiefoxx8056 4 года назад
“F-- y’all that was hilarious.” 😂😂 That’s right! Know the worth of your joke.
@moisesjoaquimjeyamby6945
@moisesjoaquimjeyamby6945 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@orestispalampougioukis6043
@orestispalampougioukis6043 4 года назад
Nah. It is an extremely overused and predictable joke.
@livehideki015
@livehideki015 3 года назад
It was good, it just wasnt funny.
@Gemini_Godhand
@Gemini_Godhand 3 года назад
LoLoLoLoL!
@warriorandchildofgod2425
@warriorandchildofgod2425 3 года назад
I think the point of the joke was the fact that it wasn't that funny but it's what he said afterwards.
@markmuchina
@markmuchina 4 года назад
“Y’all ain’t got no beats by Soulja Boy? Those should be about $20.” 💀😂😂😂😂
@nicolasubiera5956
@nicolasubiera5956 4 года назад
As soon as he said it I thought 20 dollars then he said that so I died laughing
@stlkngyomom
@stlkngyomom 4 года назад
I bet boy soldier beats be even cheaper,of course they wouldn't work as well,or last as long,but the price!Just think of the price...
@nicolasubiera5956
@nicolasubiera5956 4 года назад
@@stlkngyomom they would work for a few months until you realise its basically hollow then it falls apart looking uglier than head phones in the trash
@peterconnaghan2872
@peterconnaghan2872 4 года назад
Doesn’t he have soulja pods?
@tipsyfairy9013
@tipsyfairy9013 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@nltoriola89
@nltoriola89 Год назад
The Adam and Eve joke had me dying. 😂
@calisongbird
@calisongbird Год назад
It’s not original, a lot of people have done that one, but it’s reliable
@user-lu9il2qv5s
@user-lu9il2qv5s 3 месяца назад
That Adam and eve joke is one of the oldest, most common jokes of all time...
@l8knight635
@l8knight635 4 года назад
Deon always knows how to connect with the crowd 🤣🤣
@tfoprincess
@tfoprincess 4 года назад
Weight loss plan: YOU KNOW HOW IT TASTE. Stop eating it. 😂
@Jessica-tz5cl
@Jessica-tz5cl 4 года назад
Nyanna Ross 😬😬😬🤣😂😂I needed to hear that 🤣🤣🤣
@flux202
@flux202 4 года назад
And my brain goes; "you know how it tastes and it tastes good; eat."
@alostwish1937
@alostwish1937 4 года назад
Nyanna Ross worked for me😂
@AnguishBarbarian
@AnguishBarbarian 4 года назад
he reached into my soul with that statement
@boujiebarbie3198
@boujiebarbie3198 4 года назад
But why they had to pan over to the big dude right as he told this joke😂😂😂😂😂😂
@loveinspired7
@loveinspired7 4 года назад
"...not a lot of porch killings..." LMAOOOOOOOO! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mrweed3844
@mrweed3844 4 года назад
Ring cornered that
@Hausjunky
@Hausjunky 4 года назад
😂🤣🤣🤣
@jrichieander6832
@jrichieander6832 3 года назад
“Keep eating it, let me see if it’s still delicious” 😭😭😭
@BatkoNashBandera774
@BatkoNashBandera774 3 года назад
"Thaz my man, he's hilarious..." got me laughing harder than the original kings of comedy.
@tunesisback
@tunesisback 4 года назад
"Yall aint got no beats by soulja boy?" Has me crying ?😂😂
@picklerick7523
@picklerick7523 4 года назад
I fcking know right I choked 😂😂
@marishea0silver
@marishea0silver 4 года назад
But wait MC Hammer beats
@michanowaczyk7677
@michanowaczyk7677 4 года назад
Dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Grovel007
@Grovel007 3 года назад
@Pipe Down solider boy had a knockoff Xbox and playstation, I don’t doubt he had some knockoff headphones
@jarcuto8118
@jarcuto8118 3 года назад
I rather have some Beats by Chris Brown 🤣
@bigsimp6008
@bigsimp6008 4 года назад
Deon Cole was low key hilarious on Blackish.. His pop up appearnces on Grownish even better. He been the ish
@ThatStevenLouis
@ThatStevenLouis 4 года назад
BEEN
@luyandandlela9634
@luyandandlela9634 4 года назад
he was the reason i watched Black-ish
@ericaj456
@ericaj456 4 года назад
Since the old comic view
@1N3SOUL
@1N3SOUL 4 года назад
HighKey
@dshel3200
@dshel3200 4 года назад
I love him in Barbershop he is hilarious!!! Gooo Hoes!!!!
@mso1ful
@mso1ful 3 года назад
He ain’t lying about the not knowing current “celebrities”. 😂😂
@nave37
@nave37 2 года назад
His body language with his delivery is always on point had the opportunity to do a show with him had me crying🤣 before I got on stage good Brother.
@musiqkidchristian
@musiqkidchristian 4 года назад
"I wonder if the murderer is inside the house" 😂😂😂 DEADASS
@rohlenskafe1097
@rohlenskafe1097 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@deoncole2062
@deoncole2062 3 года назад
Thanks🙏🏾 for your love and support you showed to me, I really appreciate it hit me up on my private email address let chat deoncole999@gmail.com❤️❤️
@itzKingIzzo2U
@itzKingIzzo2U 4 года назад
"you know how it taste, it's delicious" 🤣😂🤣😂😂
@jeffreycervantes3609
@jeffreycervantes3609 4 года назад
Idk maybe they discontinued delicious since the last time i ate this
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 4 года назад
That must be tough to refrain from eating your favorite foods. 😞
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 4 года назад
@@jeffreycervantes3609 😅
@niles1492
@niles1492 4 года назад
One thing I nevered understand was poor fat people...
@dorcaspowellpowell5971
@dorcaspowellpowell5971 4 года назад
On some real shit ...for real you know how it taste.
@vanessaw7325
@vanessaw7325 2 года назад
Comedians are always very intelligent with the added ability to find humor in almost anything. But he is the deepest I've heard lol
@deoncole1463
@deoncole1463 Год назад
Hello, thanks for your endless love and support you have constantly shown me. I can't appreciate enough the unconditional love and good wishes I have gotten from fans. I decided to take out time today from my busy schedules to get close to my fans and know their thoughts towards my career. How long have you been a fan?
@vergespierre4271
@vergespierre4271 Год назад
You right
@fornlike
@fornlike 2 года назад
From the very beginning, from the very first seconds, this man made me laugh. The expression of his face, his eyes... he got me. This man is great.
@DOLOJAZ
@DOLOJAZ 4 года назад
This man said "I'ma keep eating these overwhelmed, stressed out anxiety chickens" 😂😂😂😂
@iyamom4
@iyamom4 4 года назад
Hmmm, does it transfer to us?
@raphealwood4434
@raphealwood4434 3 года назад
Chicken gets expensive..im eating the claustrophobic chicken right now!
@wtfCrelol
@wtfCrelol 3 года назад
Noooo. Lol
@nique-nique.
@nique-nique. 3 года назад
CTFU🤣😂🤣😂
@jazzytaylor321
@jazzytaylor321 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@UpliftJai
@UpliftJai 4 года назад
Camera man pinpoints all the obese people during the obese jokes lmaooo
@Djzen312
@Djzen312 4 года назад
UPLIFT JAI man I laughed harder but also felt bad at the same time lol
@Smurphenstein
@Smurphenstein 4 года назад
@@Djzen312 same here. They would likely sue for fat shaming in California. I feel bad for them but I laughed as well.
@YodaMan.
@YodaMan. 4 года назад
in the control room "aaaay find the fat people see if they mad"
@nicmuddmusic
@nicmuddmusic 4 года назад
It’s like that gay townhall key and peele sketch.
@DeadShot618
@DeadShot618 4 года назад
Camera man knows what's up
@Hamptojd
@Hamptojd 4 года назад
“that’s my man - yeah, he’s hilarious” 🤣
@newshot5110
@newshot5110 3 года назад
This is one of the funniest sets in stand up
@theomgsee8217
@theomgsee8217 4 года назад
“Ima keep eating these stressed out, claustrophobic, anxiety chickens”😂🐔
@mewmewdesigns895
@mewmewdesigns895 4 года назад
fun fact 50% of all free-range chickens die by getting hit by cars. I've hit 13 this year alone. I live in the sticks everyone lets their chickens roam free then wonder why they are losing soo many. keep them out of the road dumb ass.
@alanacartes3382
@alanacartes3382 4 года назад
Then don't ever drive past a chicken factory farm. I couldn't even look at chicken for a year and a half! NOT without gagging and heaving bcuz it would bring back the stench. I could have done without the experience but it was for work. I had to inspect it - never again.
@dfjr1990
@dfjr1990 4 года назад
@@mewmewdesigns895 so what you're saying is, chicken don't know how to cross the road?
@mewmewdesigns895
@mewmewdesigns895 4 года назад
@@dfjr1990 that's one way of saying it. btw hit another one this morning. ran out right as I passed it only saw it when it was thrashing on the ground in my rearview.
@Broke_No_Joke4_7
@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 года назад
And Mexican got on boots, pay attention
@nikkisovain9429
@nikkisovain9429 4 года назад
Those pants remind me of SpongeBob when he had on those squeaky fisherman boots.
@deesocold
@deesocold 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@dustinvq37
@dustinvq37 4 года назад
Nah chill😂
@nikkisovain9429
@nikkisovain9429 4 года назад
@@dustinvq37 you know they out here twinning 😂😂😂
@tipsyfairy9013
@tipsyfairy9013 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@WhiskeredBope
@WhiskeredBope 4 года назад
LOLOL
@andresvalencia6202
@andresvalencia6202 3 года назад
4:11 - the camera man really had the audacity to point the camera at a big couple 💀
@greatthenate9864
@greatthenate9864 2 года назад
If the shoe fits....being overly sensitive when you know you're guilty of being gluttonous, lazy, and a poor steward of a life🤷🏾‍♂️
@gsentinel4821
@gsentinel4821 2 года назад
Very underrated stand up comedian. Hilarious.
@osam4323
@osam4323 4 года назад
I have a question of my own... What are those pants??
@patrickn8355
@patrickn8355 4 года назад
Pants by mc hammer
@firebolt100
@firebolt100 4 года назад
His pants look like his lunch went to pack HIM for the big day!
@id5830
@id5830 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@Jules_Black
@Jules_Black 4 года назад
Google "1995" and you will find the answer to your question
@amberkelly3187
@amberkelly3187 4 года назад
Groovy af I think you’ll find.
@nadiajuarez4763
@nadiajuarez4763 4 года назад
“Stop eating that shit. You already know how it tastes.” My new diet motto 😂
@deoncole1463
@deoncole1463 Год назад
Hello, thanks for your endless love and support you have constantly shown me. I can't appreciate enough the unconditional love and good wishes I have gotten from fans. I decided to take out time today from my busy schedules to get close to my fans and know their thoughts towards my career. How long have you been a fan?
@dimplefreak3484
@dimplefreak3484 3 года назад
This dude had me almost choke in my food.😂😂😂
@leebaseball11
@leebaseball11 3 года назад
Never heard of you until today Deon Cole, but you are hilarious. Thank you for brightening my day sir.
@Unz360
@Unz360 4 года назад
That Adam and Eve navels one is DEEP
@beatleme2
@beatleme2 4 года назад
its only an artists' perception that was/is wrong.
@snatcha7
@snatcha7 4 года назад
Hilarious... The entire story doesn't make a lick of sense
@Unz360
@Unz360 4 года назад
@Moe Moe Oh boy
@moballardful
@moballardful 4 года назад
That's a centuries old question. I'm surprised at any grown adult that has not ran into that concept.
@tiago7160
@tiago7160 4 года назад
Moe Moe eve had two sons and the bible says they both married to who thou?
@jamaicaguanzon6716
@jamaicaguanzon6716 4 года назад
He looks like a buffed Modern version of Lionel Richie, Richard Pryor & Marlon Wayans combined😊💪👍
@mikekings5265
@mikekings5265 4 года назад
And crocidle dundee
@natalie8105
@natalie8105 4 года назад
He does!!!
@allyghany1855
@allyghany1855 4 года назад
Lil eddie Murphy in the mix too
@bluefoxpatton
@bluefoxpatton 4 года назад
I feel a lil Denzel in there too..lol
@jamin4556
@jamin4556 4 года назад
You had me at buffed lionel Ritchie...this guy sexy
@mummanopoly
@mummanopoly 3 года назад
When he said I'ma keep eating those overwhelmed chickens 😂😂😂👏🏾
@deoncole1463
@deoncole1463 Год назад
Hello, thanks for your endless love and support you have constantly shown me. I can't appreciate enough the unconditional love and good wishes I have gotten from fans. I decided to take out time today from my busy schedules to get close to my fans and know their thoughts towards my career. How long have you been a fan?
@Shebznfn
@Shebznfn 6 месяцев назад
This is a masterclass on how the silence and body language sells the show just as much as material does. This is a great bit!
@A_Class216
@A_Class216 4 года назад
You know a comedian is getting money when they start wearing leather
@teddymeyers2345
@teddymeyers2345 4 года назад
Nice pants but mighty long A need to hem them up
@cartt9373
@cartt9373 4 года назад
Lol
@Famiry_Guy_Ken
@Famiry_Guy_Ken 4 года назад
🤣
@trevor9240
@trevor9240 4 года назад
Omfg You deserve a mill likes truest ish 4L
@simeonzanechambers2430
@simeonzanechambers2430 4 года назад
Haha facts
@jimmykong9902
@jimmykong9902 4 года назад
I've been watching Deon since he did the bit where he was on stage with a notepad crossing out jokes that didn't work. It was brilliant. I thought he disappeared then I found out he was writing for Conan!
@MurderMostFowl
@MurderMostFowl 4 года назад
Jimmy Kong He has also been a long running character on the TV show “Blackish”
@bruins6699
@bruins6699 4 года назад
And he's the new old spice guy. Dude is making moves.
@ziggyz195
@ziggyz195 4 года назад
“Where tf is your stache at nigga” 😂😂😂 I’ve been watching him since the first amendment by Martin Laurence and I can never find the full episodes with him
@novalove4790
@novalove4790 2 года назад
And he still does this lol
@FreshurDenUent
@FreshurDenUent 2 года назад
classic ComicView days
@ryanloats29
@ryanloats29 3 года назад
Idk why but the "Beats by Soulja Boy" line killed me 😂
@gainesdominique
@gainesdominique 3 года назад
I can't remember the last time I restarted a RU-vid video... My life is an endless river of RU-vid videos. This is such good comedy I had to start it back from the top and share with my best of friends so these niggas can feel how I do.
@tinathepisces1485
@tinathepisces1485 4 года назад
One of the most hilarious comedians doing standup right now. He needs more recognition
@babk08
@babk08 4 года назад
He's been doing it forever
@WittyBitty
@WittyBitty 4 года назад
"Who cut their umbilical cords?"
@WittyBitty
@WittyBitty 4 года назад
@Sono Luminescence 1. I'm a Christian. 2. I know when to laugh because I understand somethings are just comedy (and I strongly believe that just the fact that we have comedians means God has a sense of humor, we were after all created in His image and likeness. 3. Chill out. 4. Adam and Eve had 3 sons... Go back to Genesis for some light reading. The 3rd son's name was Seth. 5. If you're using the Christian Bible(which after reading your comment, I highly doubt) then you should KNOW Adam and Eve are the first created, Cain married his sister. And so did Seth because yes, they were the first family. 6. Nowhere in the Bible is the skin of Adam and Eve mentioned to be black. (Again, if you're using the Christian Bible, give me the scripture that says they're black.) 7. Again, chill out. It's just comedy. This discussion had no reason to be had here but I'm just incapable of reading things like your initial comment and being mute. Have a good day. I'll be expecting your scriptural rebuttal if you have any. Ciao!
@thanerdyguy1943
@thanerdyguy1943 4 года назад
magdalene adjei 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@superblasthottie23
@superblasthottie23 4 года назад
magdalene adjei tell em sis *🗣* !!!!!
@skymartinez7726
@skymartinez7726 4 года назад
Makes you think🤣🤣🤣
@tamickawilliams1370
@tamickawilliams1370 4 года назад
@Sono Luminescence How about this, it was a joke and remember the bible has great information and guidance but man wrote the bible. Obviously there are things missing so things so are left up to speculation. There is also another story that Lilith was Adam's first wife. So lighten up a little because in end none of us were there to confirm the exact order of our existence. Remember the bible was revised several times and some things were left out. As you read the bible it literally jumps around. History channel did documentary on this and pages were missing or deliberately left out. One thing is for sure God is our creator and Jesus Christ is our savior. And that is all we need to know.
@keyboardmusician6914
@keyboardmusician6914 3 года назад
He gave us the greatest concept to lose weight!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@guyfawkes8716
@guyfawkes8716 2 года назад
This dude's brilliant. Watch the Old Spice Therapy commercial when he says "That's what it does." It cracks me up every time.
@gigisgucci
@gigisgucci 4 года назад
Deaon’s dressed like a 90s R&B group 😭😂genuwine jagged edge 112 lookin ass😂💯
@kmb655
@kmb655 4 года назад
You're right, lol.. but, he's pullin it off. 😏
@royceisthebestrapper7686
@royceisthebestrapper7686 3 года назад
Lmaooo this is so fucking funny especially after the 112 vs jagged edge battle 😂😂
@gigisgucci
@gigisgucci 3 года назад
K Marie he definitely does love
@victoriaevans3815
@victoriaevans3815 3 года назад
He looks good😍
@andrewvalenzuela4383
@andrewvalenzuela4383 3 года назад
Definitely a throwback to Eddie Murphy
@twdjt6245
@twdjt6245 4 года назад
Most straight forward weight loss advice I’ve ever heard. Thanks! 😂
@rexflores8461
@rexflores8461 4 года назад
Lol that's what I thought too 😭😂
@alexandriap6132
@alexandriap6132 4 года назад
I wish I could play that during a craving
@twdjt6245
@twdjt6245 4 года назад
Alexandria Peeples well the video is right here lol. Download it to your phone and presto 😂
@monawilliams286
@monawilliams286 4 года назад
I swear! #TakingHeed
@Keezie27
@Keezie27 4 года назад
Ikr
@Krissy-sk2vb
@Krissy-sk2vb 3 года назад
Don't know how I found this glad I did, he is hilarious!
@deoncole1463
@deoncole1463 Год назад
Hello, thanks for your endless love and support you have constantly shown me. I can't appreciate enough the unconditional love and good wishes I have gotten from fans. I decided to take out time today from my busy schedules to get close to my fans and know their thoughts towards my career. How long have you been a fan?
@yoyomo777
@yoyomo777 2 года назад
Some of the best stand up ever.
@cm3753
@cm3753 4 года назад
"I'm going to keep eating these overwhelmed chickens"🤣
@johnthomas1488
@johnthomas1488 4 года назад
Damn...he does🤣🤣 LMFAO!!
@chibaby0306
@chibaby0306 4 года назад
He is the type of black guy to write for conan and give him all the "safe" black jokes lol
@ZachVanHarrisJR
@ZachVanHarrisJR 4 года назад
God bless you sis, peace and one love Queen ✌❤👑🛐
@nasserdaifallah5452
@nasserdaifallah5452 4 года назад
didn't he work for conan though?
@petersmith9254
@petersmith9254 4 года назад
Nasser Daif he did work for conan Conan gave him a show but tbs cancelled it
@petersmith9254
@petersmith9254 4 года назад
I might need security Damn you are pretty
@BetterYouTommorow
@BetterYouTommorow 4 года назад
@@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon talk to em bruh
@ImDefNotFamous
@ImDefNotFamous 3 года назад
Genius. How have i never seen this?
@curlyguy2790
@curlyguy2790 2 года назад
Overwhelmed chickens is always what gets me dying .
@paradise19852012
@paradise19852012 4 года назад
"GETS SMALL ONCE IN YOUR LIFE TIME.. SEE HOW IT FEELS" LMAO🤣😂
@moisesjoaquimjeyamby6945
@moisesjoaquimjeyamby6945 4 года назад
Just c how it fells... just once... 😂😂😂😂 u know how it tastes...
@paradise19852012
@paradise19852012 4 года назад
@@moisesjoaquimjeyamby6945 😂😂😂
@quickcash1941
@quickcash1941 3 года назад
Thin people should also get fat just to see how it feels
@rm5282
@rm5282 2 года назад
@@quickcash1941 we see how miserable fat people are...no need to get fat.
@yrgmbwe9432
@yrgmbwe9432 4 года назад
I’m sitting here facing some Oreos while he’s saying “don’t eat that shi” 😂😭
@friendly1870
@friendly1870 4 года назад
Live keto. Make em yoself
@twdjt6245
@twdjt6245 4 года назад
Friendly agreed.
@rexflores8461
@rexflores8461 4 года назад
U know what it taste like!
@teufeldritch
@teufeldritch 4 года назад
Don't eat that shit!
@duncansiror5033
@duncansiror5033 4 года назад
Damn! I've been obsessed with mint oreos...
@TrustedFlow
@TrustedFlow 6 месяцев назад
4:14 you know how it taste. And the Camera zooms in on a fat couple.... i lost my mind there. 😂
@stevengerrard6711
@stevengerrard6711 2 года назад
This was the greatest special I’ve ever seen hands down 😂
@TWOhype23
@TWOhype23 4 года назад
“They probably will work sometimes” 😂😂😂
@babayega_
@babayega_ 4 года назад
Most underrated joke. Too bad the country is so fucking lame and PC to laugh at true genius because this guy is on Eddie Murphy RAW level of comedy and people don't understand or they're scared to understand it.
@Rockscissorspaper
@Rockscissorspaper 3 года назад
@@adrianboight4222 LOL how can a stereotype be "fair"? Plenty of black men work hard. Plenty of black women don't work hard. The same goes for whites, asians, etc. It's just a joke.
@AkshayKumar-ue1fp
@AkshayKumar-ue1fp 2 года назад
@@Rockscissorspaper Nope. Trust me homie the same does not go for Asians or you would be in the same position as them.
@Rockscissorspaper
@Rockscissorspaper 2 года назад
@@AkshayKumar-ue1fp Huh? Not sure what point you think you're making lol. What position are "they" in, in your mind? And you think "they" ALL are in that position?
@AkshayKumar-ue1fp
@AkshayKumar-ue1fp 2 года назад
@@Rockscissorspaper Top socio economic position in America. 'ALL' need not be, educated people work with numbers and percentages and those reflect that.. Uneducated work with guns.
@itspossible3381
@itspossible3381 4 года назад
3:25-4:40 helped to change my life for the better. Seriously. Thanks Deon!
@shakeynalumsden449
@shakeynalumsden449 4 года назад
Mine too
@mistyblue8913
@mistyblue8913 2 года назад
That was done good ass advice fr
@bella_bella85
@bella_bella85 2 года назад
Yess no lie
@terrinylecetrice3834
@terrinylecetrice3834 3 года назад
You are so funny!! I find myself saying Ima fight you or I can't wit you all the time. One of the great ones. God bless you and keep doing your best!!
@funnyfoxbird
@funnyfoxbird Год назад
4:35 The fact that there are twins matching in the audience 🤣
@brennenbisme
@brennenbisme 4 года назад
Took a cow and a half to make those baggy leather pants
@NARKISDUDE
@NARKISDUDE 4 года назад
a cow and a calf
@scorpio34ish
@scorpio34ish 4 года назад
@@NARKISDUDE hahaaaaaaaaaa
@johnnyperozo2987
@johnnyperozo2987 4 года назад
But the claustrophobic type, none of that feel good happy cattle
@georgedennis9319
@georgedennis9319 4 года назад
😂🤣
@PacificPier
@PacificPier 4 года назад
It was recycled from a used Mercedes - easier when one Benz.
@CorvusCorone68
@CorvusCorone68 4 года назад
i went and googled it, B batteries are still around, they've just been phased out in the US since vacuum tube tech is no longer common and that's mainly what the Bs were for
@muhammadsuleman1166
@muhammadsuleman1166 4 года назад
Broo, you must be so fun at parties 🤣
@CorvusCorone68
@CorvusCorone68 4 года назад
@@muhammadsuleman1166 knowledge is power, i'm already a wizard for achieving the age of 30 without losing my V card, so why not accrue knowledge to boost my spells
@velCROhash
@velCROhash 3 года назад
Let Me Know What You Think ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-6Rhv3c9n1UA.html
@leseli2902
@leseli2902 2 года назад
"Christian Bale... What he do in Batman?"😂😂😂😂 that sent me over the cliff
@tigeroftheeye7121
@tigeroftheeye7121 4 года назад
MC hammer Beats don’t need a warranty. They are too legit to quit
@rubixqoob8601
@rubixqoob8601 4 года назад
Nice
@jonathanhawk5163
@jonathanhawk5163 4 года назад
Well done! Can't touch this comment!
@ur5860
@ur5860 4 года назад
Whomp, whom, whommmm... 🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤣😂
@maskedavenger9981
@maskedavenger9981 4 года назад
And I heard they are indestructible. Even a hammer don't hurt em' 😂😂😂😂
@wyzellwashington9124
@wyzellwashington9124 4 года назад
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
@OhShitSeriously
@OhShitSeriously 4 года назад
B batteries actually used to exist! They were part of the A, B, C series used to provide the wildly different voltage and current requirements to run portable radios based on vacuum tubes. They fell out of use when transistors came along, as did the A batteries on which the AA/AAA/AAAA series is based; C batteries are a historical holdover.
@samuelwoods164
@samuelwoods164 4 года назад
Little round watch batteries have b numbers
@MrManifolder
@MrManifolder 4 года назад
Droppin knowledge up in this comment section
@tonyabomia7217
@tonyabomia7217 4 года назад
How do you know that? Did you work at like a Radio Shack or something back in the day? Never new they existed.
@gabrielrangel5701
@gabrielrangel5701 4 года назад
You know things. NERD!!!!
@KBHfinanceguy
@KBHfinanceguy 4 года назад
Nerd Nerd Nerd! lol!
@christinewilliams4740
@christinewilliams4740 4 месяца назад
Deon COLES is funny as hell
@ob1kenobjunior208
@ob1kenobjunior208 3 года назад
Bro... There are so many black comedians like him that are behind the scenes but are BEYOND hilarious. They're like Keenen Ivory Wayans.
@melvina628
@melvina628 4 года назад
2:07 That is the absolute truth. I been saying it, but no one listened to me. LOL.
@joysymonds8419
@joysymonds8419 4 года назад
melvina628 bruh i watch too many criminal minds i be thinkin the same thing 😂👏🏽
@justinsdreyer4165
@justinsdreyer4165 4 года назад
He should have said that black battery is for the police.
@rabbitrb630
@rabbitrb630 4 года назад
damn 😁
@YadonIsrael
@YadonIsrael 4 года назад
*applauds*
@neilseletlowhisler2522
@neilseletlowhisler2522 4 года назад
I really didn't want to like. Really didn't. But ended up tipping my hat instead.
@trentb1511
@trentb1511 4 года назад
That's a good one Lol!
@Bnick2009
@Bnick2009 4 года назад
Always a couch critic
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 3 года назад
That bit about the free range chickens cracked me up! XD
@l.k.1111
@l.k.1111 Год назад
I need more of Deon haha😂😂😂
@tfoprincess
@tfoprincess 4 года назад
I love that he does comedy without swearing so much😂
@coreypromo4832
@coreypromo4832 4 года назад
Swears are funny
@jacobberry3149
@jacobberry3149 4 года назад
Wack
@DESIGNS-vo1mt
@DESIGNS-vo1mt 4 года назад
I havent heard anyone use the word "swear" since i was 10 years old.
@jakeboynton
@jakeboynton 3 года назад
@@DESIGNS-vo1mt did u just turn 11 when u wrote that?
@DESIGNS-vo1mt
@DESIGNS-vo1mt 3 года назад
@@jakeboynton yep!
@Seeingisntbelieving
@Seeingisntbelieving 4 года назад
Why are there no B batteries, but they tripled up on the A’s?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
@shadman7381
@shadman7381 4 года назад
J. Brown I’m tryna double up my love on you girl . Hey 😍
@kimsimpson5744
@kimsimpson5744 4 года назад
Black Batteries work sometime.lol😂😂
@geniusiknowit
@geniusiknowit 4 года назад
There are B batteries, and also A and F. Check the Wikipedia article for "List of battery sizes"
@felixcorral7267
@felixcorral7267 4 года назад
I’ve seen this joke before. At least the start of it.
@Mr438IB
@Mr438IB 4 года назад
@@felixcorral7267 same
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 3 года назад
"I wonder if the murderer is inside the house" 🤣
@davisdesigns1153
@davisdesigns1153 3 года назад
Man just solved obesity 😂
@troymanster8077
@troymanster8077 4 года назад
If they ever do a remake to the last dragon. Deon Cole as sho nuff.
@MRKOCAINN
@MRKOCAINN 4 года назад
Troy Manster 😂
@selatibbs1855
@selatibbs1855 4 года назад
You know I can see that and I think he'll do very well
@hoodboylem83
@hoodboylem83 4 года назад
Truth
@i_ben-e-dict211b2
@i_ben-e-dict211b2 4 года назад
Gotta be Busta
@misstindal25
@misstindal25 4 года назад
That's literally his Halloween costume this year!!
@gugudlhamini3677
@gugudlhamini3677 4 года назад
"Let me see if it's still delicious"🤣🤣🤣
@deoncole2062
@deoncole2062 3 года назад
Thanks🙏🏾 for your love and support you showed to me, I really appreciate it hit me up on my private email address let chat deoncole999@gmail.com❤️❤️
@deoncole1463
@deoncole1463 Год назад
Hello, thanks for your endless love and support you have constantly shown me. I can't appreciate enough the unconditional love and good wishes I have gotten from fans. I decided to take out time today from my busy schedules to get close to my fans and know their thoughts towards my career. How long have you been a fan?
@zachbernardo8770
@zachbernardo8770 2 года назад
"What he do in batman?" "......" "BITCH HE'S BATMAN!" HAHAHAHAHA
@sa2018
@sa2018 3 года назад
Who cut their embilical cords? 😂 😂....dying here.
@thirtyacres7504
@thirtyacres7504 4 года назад
His chicken joke is so good. Little do people know, he's really saying, don't eat the stressed out, anxiety chickens. xD
@d0cn0tes
@d0cn0tes 4 года назад
Elann Suvat no he's not. You been eating non ranged chicken for how long and you are still alive.
@thirtyacres7504
@thirtyacres7504 4 года назад
@@d0cn0tes Well that's how little open minded you are to the health problems in the world. I may be alive, but I have an autoimmune condition. It's not fun living with it. May as well not be alive. But who cares about logic, right? Look at the science and data. I stopped eating food products with antiobiotics, pesticides, for the past 2 years.
@JoseCarlos-jw1fn
@JoseCarlos-jw1fn 4 года назад
You should watch supersize me 2
@lilhypnotique
@lilhypnotique 4 года назад
Elann Suvat I hate when ppl try to get uppity about they eat “organic” and “free ranged”. I sit there and laugh to myself, I grew up on the farm, we were doing that before it was a thing. Your so called organic is just the cows and chickens going thru the corn and garden patch and 💩. And most of the time, chickens on a regular farm are free ranged.
@youboob6297
@youboob6297 4 года назад
just think of it this way.... all our ancestors in the 1700s ate free range chickens.... all our great grandparents ate free range chickens.... all the great presidents and famous peoples and athletes in the 1800s ate free range chicken *they all dead*
@HotStrange
@HotStrange 4 года назад
So glad Deon Coles standup career took off after Conan. He was always one of the best writers and performers on that show.
@tonygaluppi2881
@tonygaluppi2881 4 года назад
January Jones is my favorite Conan sketch ever.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 года назад
He was on BET Comicview waaayyyy back in ‘98. I used to watch it while I ironed clothes in high school, bc I guess I was that guy. Anyway, he did the jokes on notes thing back then; still funny. Nice to see folks out here grindin
@L.C._2012
@L.C._2012 Месяц назад
Bro, that first question messed my up. Lol 😂😂😂
@DonnaAgrinsonis
@DonnaAgrinsonis Год назад
The battery part had me on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣
@boujiebarbie3198
@boujiebarbie3198 4 года назад
"With all your chitlin ways..."
@ED-yn2lt
@ED-yn2lt 4 года назад
‘It’s delicious and it’s going to stay delicious.’
@mr.h3lmsl3y
@mr.h3lmsl3y Год назад
“Nah ima keep eating these overwhelmed chickens” 😂😂😂😂
@kallosity
@kallosity 2 года назад
"What'd he do in batman?" 🤣🤣🤣
@ZachVanHarrisJR
@ZachVanHarrisJR 4 года назад
*@ **3:33** "obese people.. get small once in your lifetime, don't be big your whole entire life. Stop eating that shyt. You know how it taste. It's delicious. And it's gonna be delicious. Now you stop eating that shyt."*
@iwantmyfriescrispynotburnt3981
@iwantmyfriescrispynotburnt3981 4 года назад
Lol he used to be obese
@mr.johnson3889
@mr.johnson3889 4 года назад
Legend of a Reverse Cowgirl lol fr he should have stated that
@TH3USUALSUSPECT
@TH3USUALSUSPECT 4 года назад
@@mr.johnson3889 No he shouldn't.
@mr.johnson3889
@mr.johnson3889 4 года назад
TREMENDOUS! Well if he stated that then maybe they would take less offense (not that he would care cause comedians always offend) but I’m just saying if you give someone advice and you mention hey “I’ve been in your shoes before” they’re more likely to listen and take your advice rather than just laugh it off and continue being fat. However it’s your opinion you can feel as you please.
@alittlesickducksucks
@alittlesickducksucks 4 года назад
Mr. Johnson Breh it’s a joke. You’re doing too much lol
@RahXhephan
@RahXhephan 4 года назад
His pants are made out of cadillac seat leather
@kimberlyrenee8767
@kimberlyrenee8767 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@chappellesfan
@chappellesfan 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣👌🏽
@sevenstreams7581
@sevenstreams7581 4 года назад
Fine Corinthian leather
@rebeccahherdener2068
@rebeccahherdener2068 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@mr.fli-city8103
@mr.fli-city8103 4 года назад
RahXhephan Dam Not Cadillac Seat Leather 😆😆😂😂
@ClickBoom290
@ClickBoom290 3 года назад
4:00 that's some hilarious and also great willpower advice right there
@juliusoladoyin7466
@juliusoladoyin7466 3 года назад
@ 4:37 I had to take a double look because I thought I saw some grown ass men still dressing like twins lol
@CaptainSurf
@CaptainSurf 4 года назад
"What he do in Batman?" Hahaha!
@servetheflesh1709
@servetheflesh1709 4 года назад
If you say this guy's name out loud, it sounds like "The Uncle" in a Jamaican accent. Edit: Holy shit 420 likes? Thanks guys that's the most I've ever gotten Edit 2: Dayum...
@lukebrown5855
@lukebrown5855 4 года назад
Jamie K. L. I love you
@joshmcdonald9508
@joshmcdonald9508 4 года назад
omg youre right
@ajachaney37
@ajachaney37 4 года назад
Lol
@jwdathefax377
@jwdathefax377 4 года назад
😂😂😂 Man you were smoking that good shit wasn't you? Got everybody out here saying his name out loud to see if you were right. LoL
@internziko
@internziko 4 года назад
RIGHT NEER DA BEECH.. BOYEEEE!
@TheLhicks26
@TheLhicks26 4 года назад
I remember when my homie was chunky saw him back in 2003.still the funniest dude
@carlbowles1808
@carlbowles1808 Год назад
Outstanding material delivered with excellence 👏.
@joschelei262
@joschelei262 4 года назад
Those pants had me checking the upload date of this video.
@dragonknightofamiraka3636
@dragonknightofamiraka3636 4 года назад
1991
@jaharijones5902
@jaharijones5902 4 года назад
Funniest shit I've heard in a while. You just turned my day around even more dawg. " I'll rather eat them stressed out chickens.. Anxiety chickens " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@just-in-case3054
@just-in-case3054 Месяц назад
“30 summers left”exactly the wording and concept as Bobby Kelly did 2 years before.
@junejj2127
@junejj2127 4 года назад
"What did he do in Batman?" Omg my stomach😭😭😂😂😂The hardest I've laughed all day
@EnVee215
@EnVee215 4 года назад
Deon Cole looks like shonuff from the last dragon. 😂😂 Great classic back in the 80s
@johnthomas1488
@johnthomas1488 4 года назад
Damn he do lmao🤣🤣🤣
@user-jl2te1tt5z
@user-jl2te1tt5z 4 года назад
Who's the master?
@museinmohammed8765
@museinmohammed8765 4 года назад
Who's the master!
@Allthequeenzhorses
@Allthequeenzhorses 4 года назад
Nathan136 #FACTS
@mzzodiacc
@mzzodiacc 4 года назад
It's Dem~Eyebrows!!😂 He jus need that lil ponytail in the middle.. Ha! 😂
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