r/Choosingbeggars "GIVE ME YOUR IPHONE!" 

no

Please no

Delete your comment please.

R slash the song goes Its friday friday gotta go to the area 51 raid on friday plz reply

rSlash hell yeah

🤣😭🤣😂🤣🤣😭😂🤣😂😭✨😭😂😭😂😂😭🤣😭😭🤣😂🤣😂🇮🇶😭👍😂🤣😂😭😂🇮🇶🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😭🤣😂😭😭

mmGMZ GT Uh, you okay?

Yetus Fetus yes lolzzz 🤣

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🤪💩💩💩💩

My response to cb in this situation: You are a sad strange little person, you have my pitty. *immediately blocks number*

dizzydemeter I wouldve blocked her after the voicemails

Oh God, no kidding

And the return was curse words and blame.

Behold a truth teller

dizzydemeter I would have fucked the pc up

Facts

She did, and she's not with me anymore. She's still like this, and will probably always be unhappy. Oh well, I'm good now.

I was always embarrassed in shops and restaurants too. She's probably featured here lol

Dude I would be happy with an onion rings or a ring pop! XD

I read ring poop 🤭

I was waiting for "k" response

Yeah that lady was crazy, she only spent 160 on a build. I spent $960 on mine and that was more on the tailored end. Although it was a custom with a nice case.

@@aflame69 Yeah, i think when i build my current pc it costed about 1700€, SSD was really expensive in 2015.

Sininen Sipuli yeah I got mine in 2016 actually and even bought a mouse, keyboard and 32” monitor off a guy for 200 bucks. So this person going insane over this almost minimalist amount is hilariously funny.

I’m the 69th person to leave a like on your comment

I kinda understand him tho. The mother was horrible but the girl could be nice and he didn't want her dream to get shattered.

R/ihadastroke

Honestly, I just wanna know how he figured out where the sentences began and ended

I am guessing shes the type that talks into the phone to write texts, i fucking hate people who do that.

My head hurts. Please don't hurt us, senpai.

R/tifu

Thank you. Youre a good man. That guy should be president

yes he should, he'll let everybody get their way just because he can, and then someone will ask to make the country an anarchy and the guy will try to do his best to make it so.

@@Pianomonium well not really since the guy only agreed to do it still because it was for the daughter and she hadn't done anything wrong it was just her mother

@@leagueofdead569 idc, i talk bc i have thoughts that i need to type!

i would've gave it two her with something broken then said she brought it broken so she would have to buy it again and i would say the more amount of money one >;))

Ikr

That's what customers (read: scammers) often do. Only, like a true CB, she forgot that if someone promises to do something for you absolutely FREE, you're nobody's 'customer'

man i payed 700+ for my laptop and she is crying for losing 160 i mean eh the funniest thing? half price i saved in years and other half was paid by my father even if he didnt have much money and we dont cry for paying this much money if it is a must (i need a pc because i was going to university in other city)

I just wonder that she didn't say she had to suck dick or something

It cost me $300 DOLLARS TO READ THIS COMMENT

Yea they piss me off aswell 😂😂😂😂😂

@@splithairchavez2081 yea

That was pure therapy after listening to all those toxic Karens right there🥺😍

A nice seesaw.

Yes

Maybe now she still does it...

@@NikolassAvi she does op is still posting her text

@@popothegenie3035 wait what she does??

@@randompromises1038 yes it just stopped today

Can i catch you

It's nice people who entitle these people unfortunately.

He’s one of those people you would love to be friends with

IKR? He kept trying to reason with her as if she were actually capable of reasonable thought

We need a subreddit of actual nice guys for people like him

Even me (that is not a genius in computer) would have buy any computer on face value after just 5 min. At least test all the bus and check the boot sequence and a single stress test to see. In the end if she got a pc for 160$ + 90$ for some replacement part, that not that bad, all depending what she does with it. Don't expect to run too much thing but it can do the trick. My brother bought 2 computer for his kid for less than 400$, but all they do is play minecraft and roblox, and youtube. Damn it lady if you want a streaming PC you better have more than 250$ CB these day......

@@jusey1 if you needed to replace parts, it didn't cost 180 did it.

A decent video card (as in, not good quality but it runs games) costs more than that all by itself. A good video card costs more than most gaming consoles. PC gaming is not cheap.

@@jusey1 you have to include the new parts you've exchanged into the costs as well. So no way it's below 200. And as long as you want to play more than just minesweeper and wanting to have an actual GAMING PC (I don't even think you know what that term means) , you have to pay at least 500 for decent CPU, GPU and hard drives. I'm not even counting in gaming mice or keyboards. Hence those things alone already do cost 150 EACH. It's nowhere near 180. And no, playing minecraft do not count as "gaming".

Yeah that woman is crazy. My gaming laptop cost me $1600

@@jusey1 Very nice.

Well, she's not wrong.

LMAOOOOOO

This is messed up, and true..

strippers seem to get more respect than everyone in this video unfortunate enough to deal with these choosing beggars

Well, its not a lie...

r/entitled dogs?

UWU

R/choosingdogs

r/choosingdoggers

At least the dog is cute

Hope the daughter don't become like her mother...

Dude hes the sweetest thing 🥺

Dieu Gamer same

Assuming it was her bank card and not a stolen one, yeah.

OP would have the conversation in their phone though

either that or the CB just calls her back to order a new card and report the old card as lost

this comment is underrated

Ring shaming groups remind me why I’ll probably never get married. To those in groups like that : Be happy anyone ever wanted you.

DAV!D&CLARA Lmao

@@DavidandClara Different vision of marriage, but same vibes here. If I get to that point, I know the person for me would be someone who's fine with something does the bare minimum of visually saying "I'm married, back off". Plus, easier to be satisfied if both parties draft together what ring they'd like, rather than expecting a surprise they hopefully like. Though damn, I can't blame anyone for not wanting to get married at all.

Fantoms Squad I thought the same thing

I can only imagine that she’s single for a reason

@@skylerdrake9100 i mean we all know women can never be wrong

No Gamer Here true 💀💀💀💀 lmaoaooo she is why I hate people

@@skylerdrake9100 i don't blame ya 😂

No Gamer Here I promise we aren’t all like that tho 😂🥺

She's doing the thing where she thinks she's being diplomatic.

Either that or she says ''nicer things'' to be able to quote herself in the future saying ''but I apologized etc.'' The weirder thing is, it seems like she does not realize she's texting, the phrasing/words are obviously typed as she thinks them, while being all emotional about this. Her comments were very repetitive as well. She could have easily resumed everything in like, 4-5 lines? Maybe. Haha

The poor daughter has so little chance in life. 🤦‍♀️

Nah she’s trying to gaslight the situation towards her favor, even though she is clearly the asshole. I feel so bad for her daughter

This is exactly what i thought haha

I don't have a bank card and was getting confused how she was going to scan him so thanks for that!

@@charliew12phaeton28 yeah, also cards are stupid cheap, maybe 5bucks and banks many time issue them for.free if they were stolen or you can get certain amounts of re issues per year for free too, so really at most CB would loose 5 bucks, but most likely she'll pay 0 for the new card

@@Fede_uyz cards here are free from start, at least the one i got was

@@doggothepooper732 yeah, the first couple ones usually are

If anyone accused me of being a pedo she getting a Canadian style lumberjack match (irony: I’m southern)

Infinite Lives 😄😄 I like it

The ring was beautiful, I didn't see anything wrong with it

Don’t worry guys! It was for his side chick

Same mine is a 3 stone ring too and it's perfect. We got the wedding ring and eternity ring custom made into a 3 piece set. ❤

Legowhite Hopefully his side chick is better than his main squeeze!

🤣🤣🤣

Funniest part of the whole video. Squeak squeak squeak.

LOL and android is better than iPhones anyways

Endercass 8508 Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, buddy.

@@musse8756 ya ok apple user

To anyone supporting Apple, please know that the staff are expected to meet insane targets and the customers are the worst (high volume of staff turnover is understandable).. I once had a customer who wanted a new iPad because she was so angry, she managed to snap/bend the device, she was hysterical when she realised she would have to pay for repairs/replacement.. I personally would NEVER work there again and cringe when I hear people say Apple is better, it really isn't (just overpriced and over marketed) 👍

Amberlance Your comment has nothing to do with apple products, duchey customers don’t make a product bad, you’re also assuming that people who buy android devices aren’t like that (which isn’t true).

I know. Can't wait till the "small claims court" story comes out lol.

*oof*

#it

@Wubba Wubba good point

You can tell a lot about a person's character, from what they're like when they're angry. Not everything of course, cause anger does make people dumber and more irrational, but the lowering of restraints does mean, that some stuff comes out that they just haven't EXPRESSED before they got angry. Even when someone says cruel shit they DON'T actually think/feel, you still discovered that this is a type of person, who wants your feelings to be hurt when they're mad, which is also a bad sign...

I have 5 subscribers think of all the fame you will get

Hahaha

If u get me a 69 690$ i will give u a HUGE shout out trust me u will get almost as many subs that pewdiepie has

I watched is in vr

OP: Leave it CB: surprised pikachu face

I'd have gone for the harrassment charges, but, I'd have left them unblocked both to see how far they spiraled and to collect more evidence of said harassment.

Sounds to me like the last try to squeeze something out of him or something.

He took one for the team so we could have this gem of a r/CB post

The sad thing is if he blocked her she'd act like she won and had the moral highground. You really can't argue with crazy people

"That is all" and I can't help but let out a sigh of relief but oh, how it didn't end there.

iirc he did that already once or twice in older videos and you're right, it's always hilarious. But the "uou" in the last story was nice, too :D

Hahah yeah I love it when he does this, it’s hilarious 😂

It's actually mega BITS per second, as Mega bytes would have the M in upper case (Mbps). Also, most speed test websites and apps display the speed in megabits, 15 Megabytes/s time 8 would be 120mbps. 15 mbps (around 2 Megabytes/s) is pretty much what you see in 2.4Ghz wifi, 5Ghz wifi would be needed to reach those speeds (120mbps) and it's relatively new, so it's unlikely a choosing beggar who can't pay their own ISP bill would have one, I could be wrong though.

Mbps = megabits per second MBps = megabytes per second Its different

Another one.

Me: Ah, fuck me

*And another ONE*

Jeez, it's like if Columbo were a Karen

"Our client Lemi Weeks is innocent, call your first witness, that's all you had to say." "Okay... ONE MORE THING-"

ope 😂

Typical isheep logic

Poor people androids? POOR PEOPLE ANDROIDS!!? (Call me crazy if you want to) ANDROIDS ARE THE SUPERIOR TO IPHONES!!! GIVEN THE CHOICE I WOULD BUY A SAMSUNG!!!

@GlassyRain0 same. But the fact that devices like the xiaomi POCO f1 exist means that people can get high specs at a lower price.

@GlassyRain0 Pssht, everything spies on you nowadays. Apple is probably even worse.

The Poor people androids they meant were probably the very cheap phones for very little money I’m not defending them I’m just clarifying what they may have meant

-Little Bits- I don’t understand why these people don’t just block these CBs as soon as shit hits the fan.

-"That's all" *10 minutes later* -*continues writing and writing *

Kayla Campbell Bc they want to post it on reddit and they want to see the text messages

deadass read abundance as ambulance

@@elizakohl8922 Because then you can post on Reddit and entertain people's day.

Didn't he have a car named cinnamon or some other stripper name

Yeaaaaa he had an “intimate” relationship with his car in which he would kiss it and not let anyone else drive it

@@overlordmogg9103 if I recall the episode correctly, the car was called Chase

Great. Now the song is stuck in my head.

You know how some kids "watched the Wrong animal cartoon" or "understood the adult joke in the animal cartoon movie" became furries? Same thing but with the Cars movies

first she said 160, then 200, then 250, she keeps adding the price to make it seem worse lol

bro a shit pc is smtn like 400

@@tasmaniandebiru Well, the computer was 160, then she got a dongle which was 40 (200 total), then she added gas from driving around 50 (250 total). The gas one is the worst, because she just took the cost of filling up her whole tank, but it was obviously low already. Well... no, the whole thing was the worst, because she is ridiculous.

"Ok, your free trial is up. Here are the costs: Head pat session- 4 treats Belly rub session- 5 treats But scratch- 3 treats

Tomas ikr birds are so loud I have 2 😂

My cat likes to knock my phone out of my hand if I am looking at it instead of constantly paying attention to her

@@plasmariot8099 Kinda the same with my bird. He will attack my phone if I am watching videos on it. Really cute but worry he is gonna crack my screen one day haha

I am guessing something that will be akin to a mass suicide if they prove to be stupid enough to actually attack area 51

Constant use of Halo 3 gameplay of escaping the Ring.

I doubt you will get much from them as they will be in body bags.

@@13bgunbunny42 I know. Their phrase "They can't stop us all" cracks me up. Yes, they can stop you all and they will! The amount of idiots that are willing to commit an act of treason astounds me.

Madfox that’s what I’m saying. They could totally just do a test bomb run. Military personnel also do an oath thing that they’ll protect the country from any threat; foreign and DOMESTIC.

My mom’s the same way. Super abusive. I haven’t talked with her for months because she “took back” her apology for abusing me lmfao

Same. She is extremely manipulative, I no longer love with her at least though.

back when i got my Note 9 it retailed at 1k....1 fucking thousand dollars and i hear "poor people androids" bitch... really?! Thats a dumb idiot right there LOL

Sara Whitmore My dad’s Galaxy 9 was around about almost a thousand dollars when it first came out. I couldn’t believe it but he managed to pay for one 😂

I know right, I'm currently working on paying off my s 10 and it pisses me off so much when people say android are for "poor people"

i picked up my s8 after it came out and they was about 1k. quite a pretty penny. Im still using it, lasted longer then my old iphone

Androids are better than iPhones in my opinion

SWISS1337 Right dude, we have been blessed by the mighty Rslash!

lol this is one time when size matters …

Well the angry PC woman took about 15 minutes of Yugo lost time to share her cringy rants. As soon as someone accuse me of a pedo, a restraining order comes out.

I love both of these! XD squakpocolypse and apupalypse! XD

What you dont say mebibips

@@xanmanskaggs216 Technically every system, FAT drive and SSD, run in Mebibytes or 1,024 bytes. It's just easier to round the number to the nearest whole.

I was gonna comment on this too. But y'all got to it first. Glad I'm not the only one that that comment got to giggle. 😂

I get 20 mebibips on my powerline adapter and can still run a server off of it. dont know what he needs other than 4k streaming

I got a 1 star review at my business as well. We have Tesla chargers in our parking lot. A couple had parked to charge their vehicle at 0213 and started to walk around the property. I informed them, that they needed to stay in the Tesla charging area as our property was closed for the night. About 30 minutes later i get the call that alarms have gone off and police are in route. I race over and see its them and cancel the police order. The couple had been pulling on the doors looking for a building that was open to use the bathrooms. When i told them that the bathrooms were closed and that police had been dispatched because they had set off alarms they went ballistic and I ended up issuing them a notice of trespassing. Sure thing the next evening when I got in, one of the office staff had on my desk a print out of a 1 star yelp review for the mall. We all had a good laugh about it as they were on footage mucking about the site being dumb assess. TL;DR: People are entitled pricks that do not listen or care to understand the world around them.

@@lexor911 I know. It boggles my mind at how dumb an entitled people are.

I worked for an answering service when Harvey hit and one woman was furious when she called wanting extra medical equipment. I told her I am sorry but the company evacuated and unfortunately she would have to call 911 if she felt it was an emergency. She screamed we better get in a row boat and get to her house.

Reminds me of a recent video of a Wendy's going down in flames and the lady wants a refund while the place was ON FIRE!

My fiance and I are not rich in any way, and have a daughter together that at the time was just two weeks old.. He proposed with a handmade ring he made from walnut wood in our garage... I cried in joy. I get to spend the rest of my life with him now. He then bought a silver plated ring (called an Irish claudagh, hope I spelled it right) with an amethyst stone heart in the center because it was my daughter and I's birth stone (: I'm in love with this ring, and my fiance, because he didn't waste money on some dumb diamond bullcrap.. he gave me something that means so, so much to me. I adore it, because it's my wedding band, I told him never to buy something else for me because this is all I want. In the Irish culture, this ring represents Love, Friendship, and Loyalty... The three things I could ever need or want from such a terrific person! It's not about the value they cost, or how big of a wedding you get(I'm having no more than a small celebration with all my family, held in my grandmother's backyard, which is exactly how I want it), it's the fact that you get to promise each other forever and happiness. That woman has it so goddamn twisted. Hope she never gets married till she's really ready, as of now, she is n o t. I call him my rock, he always quips back that I'm his gem (:

@@AnneDalton82 i wish you all the joy and happiness in the world because you clearly deserve it, you and your family sound like great people and i am in love with your comment ❤.

angela acevedo most wholesome comment thread I read in a long time

@@yemsuh thank you ❤ your comment just made my day lol you're the best 😊

I would be happy, and prob would only be mad is he was reaaaally rich or something, and chose to get a trashy one. If you can’t afford t, that’s 1 thing, if you choose your once in a lifetime wedding isn’t worth it when you could be ok without the money and very easily afford it, that’s another thing

lol

Something's wrong, i can feel it...

And that my friend is when you (figuratively) Shoot her for being a complete lazy dumbass of a friend.

XD

Mine is comedy cemetery

SkullCandy malicious compliance as well and nuclear Revenge could be added to the list.

ok

Skullcandy my favorite is blessed image,blurse image, abd entitled parents

Choosing Beggers is my absolute favorite and Entitled parents/people and amithebutthole lol

I was just about to comment this since my birthday is also 7/11. Can’t believe we have to share a birthday with people this entitled 🤦🏽‍♀️

My birthday is also 7.11., but in metric LOL cheers 😹🥤

me too

Because that's all, yknow?

i often see that with christians they lose the argument, say they're done, I reply "ok" and they keep coming back

We need a full vid of yugo.

People like this made me quit doing computers for people

Essential oils are cool for a lot of things but idk how good they would be for THAT price. I literally have so good oils that costed me like 4 dollars

I tried working for a different company. My sponsor was one of those chipper cheerleader types (who probably was never a cheerleader). I honestly could not stand her! Nobody wanted those stupid oils, either.

A little update: I found out my (pro vaxx) mom uses DoTerra. They’re actually pretty good, but I still think they’re overpriced.

I only use oils for some stuff like itches, sores etc. Nothing that would actually threaten me, just an inconvenience. Oils work for those pretty well!

And ive have my s8 from launch and its *just* starting to have performance hiccups after almost 3 years.

I think my last clump of brain cells finally died off. There's just a few loners left.

The PC women is also illiterate and should be going to school to learn how to write properly. She is talking about psychology when her writing and syntax is possibly at the 3rd-grade level.

I was just going to post this exact thing

This comment sums up how i felt after all that 😂

"ghanx"

You’re a great comrade.

You are a great comrade

Dread You are a great comrade.

Very nice comrade.

#RELATABLE! XD

That's a fact. The minute anyone shows their true colours in that matter they should be dumped before it's too late. However, some people are smarter than that and will wait till after marriage to show those because they know it's difficult for their partner to get out of it then.

Tsunami flow?

@@ianmacfarlane1241 No. They make heavy duty pads for heavy flow. Nobody pays $20 for pads unless they're buying 3, maybe 4, months worth of pads. Name brand shit you can get with coupons but like there ain't a real difference between generic and name brand. Stores like Family Dollar sells name-brand for less and at Walmart you can get 2 months worth off a $15 pack. Or they're buying a whole pack of reusable pads (which you can't get at the grocery store). That lady is just full of shit, lmao.

@@wangdangatomictango I was joking - I didn't really think that there was such a thing as tsunami flow, and while I'm not au fait with the cost of women's hygiene products I didn't imagine that $20 was a realistic price.

Pads can be up to $10 and if you get toilet paper that isn't that sand paper thin kind it is expensive too.

Stephanie West, a menstrual cup would be cheaper to buy and last loads longer! And 20 for food for her and her kids 😬 I’m sure she would need more than that unless she has some magic powers?

She hates it so much, she uses reverse psychology on herself to get over it.

I’ve noticed a lot of abusive people start yelling about using psychology against them if you can speak well and actually make them feel guilty- they just double down on the crazy instead of apologizing

I also feel like the only one catching a hole in the laid out plan. How are you supposed to get money from an atm if someone else has your card?

@@Magnarmis I totally thought about that as well. This entire thing had red flags all over the place

Erica Schaidt it honestly sounded like she needed money for drugs.

@@kayhaven4710 yeah i was like does she even have kids?

That's how I felt the entire time

@@GeoTheZodiac I knoe bed speilin hert mah brayn tuu bed lyke too bad hert graimear I brayn hurt oof lolololol

@@mohammadmeu is it bad I actually understood that

@@GeoTheZodiac Haha you're gifted.

LOL

Correction: oh! So it's *my* phone? XD

Me: *points at CB's wallet* so that also belongs to me?

Yeah tbh idk a lot about PCs but they cost a lot if you want a good pc u gotta do some research on good recommend parts and stuff

Or the 1200 dollar ones

galaxy z flip: am i a joke to you?

Android phones that aren't just a camera with a little bit of phone Am i a joke to you?

@MLG iloseulose People just buy Iphones to flex even though they can't afford it. Iphones are nice I won't lie, I've never owned one but I've used my friends and it is nice and smooth. My phone is a huawei that costed me about $250 and its very smooth but the camera sucks lol (what do you expect it was cheap). People who buy iphone are only paying for the brand. Android has its ups and down and so do Iphones but in all honesty Iphones are a waste of money. They're good but they shouldn't cost as much as they do. Expensive is not always better

hamiii hamiii or maybe they like iOS better? If you like iOS and can afford it why wouldn’t you just buy an iPhone. I like iOS much better, have had iPhone, Android and a blackberry back when they were cool and iPhone was my favourite.

My chromebook was $220. $160 is really good for a computer especially a PC even with the problems it had.

Literally the gpu I'm about to buy is more expensive than the pc after repairs aka 250 Pre relaies it's about the price i paid for my fuckin cpu

I don’t know how a person even get's a new PC in 160 usd. Max I've seen are old generation i3 or i5 PC sold second hand which usually like 5-7 yrs old and will freeze if you open multiple tabs of chrome on them lol