r/Choosingbeggars You're Rich So I Deserve All Your Money! 

I thought RU-vid froze lol

Falken same

I have a sneaking suspicion that the choosing beggar is morbidly obese, hence the violent response to the suggestion of a five minute walk

I like Elmo cus he’s red I do not like whole-weat bread

Haha! I thought my earbuds disconnected. Gave me a right startle when he started speaking again.

Oh there's more too that story, when his reddit post went viral, he started gifting golds too all the replies he got

@@thewielder3445 Oof. Part of me wants the CB to be aware of this, but at the same time OP doesn't deserve any more of CB's harassment.

Just the type of person I aspire to be lmao

@@rai1879 One day, we'd be so rich we will gift golds to the whole reddit page.

gardenho69 *Mr Beast has entered the chat*

Hard working job*

Lol, you would have to work pretty hard to make 7 figures!

Visible confusion

work smart not hard

@@everestsdriveway366 difficulty in work doesn't equate to high pay. I work in IT as a data engineer and I make far more than a laborer, but the work is far easier.

You forgot "Don't be RUDE!"

And they also say "fk u"

Dont forget to mention " TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! "

"I was gonna SCAM YOU anyway!"

"There are selling it on $X"

I work in a grocery store that only has paper bags. I didn’t even need the flashback, I’m already there lol

Had a customer ask if our walmart had the big bags (we stopped carrying them, even the tiny ones for jewelry or gift cards are no longer available). When I answered him, he said this store was going down hill. Little extreme for a bag size. I have had customers complain that we should have paper bags like their Walmart has. I didn't even know a Walmart with paper bags and neither does anyone else when I told them about this.

My nerd ass has spent upwards over $50 on books. For me and/or my son lol

@@straangeette oh god what a mood

i got adopted last month, so my old foster mother, my grandma, _and_ my parents handed me money. i immediately had them drive me to the bookstore and i only ended up getting two manga issues ksjsjsns i saved some to buy things from hot topic with a friend who was there for my adoption, but man. man oh man manga isn't cheap lol

@@randompromises1038 I felt that in my soul

@@randompromises1038 I am so happy for you! Congrats on the adoption 🥰🥰

*Yes*

A&L Ndreca hahahahahahahahah that is so funny man!!!!!!!!!!!!

hypocrite alert

Late I know, but Warhammer figures no less an expensive hobby

@@fallout0624 Yeah, a WH40K army is pretty costly, and they are not even painted or put together.

@@toportime it's also army dependant on how much you'll spend on them (the nightmare of the Imperial guard army)

My. Mother. I have a lot of clothes that aren't my style (hand me downs from when my mother started losing weight. I gratefully accepted them despite being a heavily closeted trans guy and my mother being girly), so I have given a lot of my stuff away to trans women or charity shops. My mother complains that she has no clothes, but she has filled 2 wardrobes, 3 sets of drawers and 5 bin bags full in the loft. Not only that, but she has spent over £250 on designer shoes (and counting), yet she complains about having no clothes 😂😂

@@queermilkshake9990 wait so she bought a half of a pair of designer shoes?

@@janehoe. 😂😂 Honestly though 😂😂 she has 14 pairs in the room I sleep in when I am back. That's 14 alone. My estimated price was from the average second hand price of Irregular Choice, but I believe a LOT of hers are new. She must have over 20 pairs, so WAAAAYYYY in to the hundreds, maybe even thousands of pounds 😂

I have nothing to wear and no closet space.... cuz I built a bench and filled it with books for a reading nook.... To be fair I would call my every day look the “one step away from an actual raccoon 🦝 “ look

@@queermilkshake9990 Damn, your mother should donate the stuff she isn't using to charity.

Yea my dad works hella hard for the 7 figures and if some1 were to say that to him he wud fucking go off on them. Idk how op was keepin his chill

@@krishgupta8596 same here. Both my parents started off broke as shit living paycheck to paycheck and both made it to 7 figure jobs after tons of hardwork, school and stress. If anything they're doing alot more work than all the karens in the damn world

@@ryzingsun yea man. Hope ur luck continues

Misery loves company. Ultradouche is just pissed off his life peaked when he was still a teen. He probably still shows up to high school parties like a sadder version of that guy in Dazed and Confused.

Also the entitled bastard works a car sales

Indeed!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can't put a like because the likes are 69

Right? I WAS a single mom (currently dating someone who adores my son) and I never used that to get things for free 🤦🏼‍♀️

Right? It’s like “bitch good for you, you can breed, want a cookie?” 🤣🤣

My mom is a single parent. She’s nothing like the people in this subreddit. Sure, I have a lot of hand me downs despite being the oldest, but most of that came from here friend’s kids. She didn’t demand anything new.

The only thing you get for free due to single motherhood is a little bit of extra patience from most people. And that's all you're owed, to be honest.

I mean, you already get child support etc for the kiddos

@@pepperonicici Not necessarily. It's pretty common, but not universal.

I wonder if these "But I have children, so give me discount/free stuff" Karens are even eligible for WIC.

While there are certain circumstances that would make being a single mother not a poor choice by the mother, in most cases (especially in modern days) dont let a dude that isn't sure to stay and be a father bust an unprotected nut inside you. You know what kind of man is going to be one and what kind of man isn't. Pick the right one. I am a man, I am not proud of the boy I was at 16-21, all I wanted to do was get a higher body count. I'm ashamed of that, nowadays I want a family, I'm married and we're still not going to try for kids yet, because were still a little to young and I dont think we're necessarily ready yet, but if it happens we'll just have to adapt and do it. Sex with strangers or people you dont see the rest of your life in is a mistake. It may sound hypocritical from me, but I think the best person to tell you about the dangers of smoking is an ex-smoker. And finally, as someone raised by a single father, the best single parent can only be as good as good couples parents. Unfortunately it isnt about how hard you try, it's about time, which waits on nobody.

You know, our parents generation had an abundance of families being broken apart by the father running off with his secretary, leaving his wife and kids with nothing. Yet, somehow, those women not only managed, but raised successful children. My mother in law is one of them, my husband’s father left when he was 12. How the fuck did we go from women holding it down to a nation of single mothers, constantly expecting a handout?

I initially read it as you swearing every time you hear those words... 😂

@@monsterboomer8051 I disagree. Yes, there are a subset of welfare recipients who game the system and contribute nothing to society, but there are so many more who use it as intended. I was on medicaid just long enough to get help for my mental illnesses (which went undiagnosed because I couldn't pay for a doctor before medicaid), then once I had gotten help and stabilized enough to get a solid job I went off of it. Also have had to utilize unemployment due to being terminated wrongfully and not being able to find a job between employers. It's not all "lazy and stupid parasites," as you put it. There are a lot of people who are just in a bad situation who need temporary help. Shutting the whole thing down would hurt many, many more people than you think.

What does it look like?

CrustyMustard that happens to me when I hear "but it's Christmas can I have a discount". Or when they give a crappy offer and say "final offer take it or leave it"

Probably forgot to edit out the pause

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed that

That's the sound of plants in bags.

For a moment I thought the video accidentally paused or something

There was one earlier on as well...

I suspect that there was supposed to be " next post is by emperor augustus"

And I'm pretty sure there are some parks/walking tracks just so people can exercise and hang out at. My town has three of those.

I'll in in I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll

"but there's no AC outside!" "Karen, you can put ice in a bag and put it on your neck, it'll have the same effect." "Don't you DARE give me good ideas! I'm trying to prove a point that I'm entitled!"

@@blobin456drawz but then people would be able to see me! You think people deserve to see my flabs flabbing about in the wind??!!!! JUST FREE TO JUDGE AND STARE??? THE AUDACITY... YOU OWE ME JUST FOR SAYING SOMETHING LIKE THAT! I'll expect my peleton in the mail.

@@kylez2141 You sir are very in tune with CB logic.

Simon48 ya lol, so I took the dead body out of my truck as a distraction, you should try it!

Tbh I feel like u wanted to get a cursed comment so I got one lol

@@milkncookies4632 hippity hippoty this is now my reddit property

here is a tip, grab a bluetooth speaker and star playing karens arguing outside the shop, everyone will be too distracted wanting to see the karens fighting that there will be nobody in the shop so you can steal everything, i say you have round 5 seconds till' they see that its a bluetooth speaker and head back inside

Sour grapes and all that jazz.

And then they said: YoUaR arT SuCKs Also them: pLeSeEE i NeEsd iT

Because they think that if OP doubts their art, they will give it away for FREE.

Guys remember the story with the fox and the grapes? It's real lmfao.

Just like these"Nice Guys", who call girls ugly once they say no. Literally the same mindset.

Most comic shop are great the one i go to are really nice to me

Step 1: demand money, 2: no money? Dox on reddit and just say they are conservative 3: loot their dead body 4: profit

If he was buying by anime I might understand, because most DVD’s cost too much money. But a FIVE DOLLAR comic book? Fuck him.

Support the author! >:(

Don't worry. I found that review(revised from doxxing) from that person, tore him a new one, 🚫 him & commented rSlash about it.

I don't play or no anything about the tabletop game but I've heard some of them get really really pricey so I was thinking he was getting a bargain...but then to ask for even less...

@@jacthing1 I just bought 1 individual model for 200$, unpainted, and unglued, dude was getting a hell of a deal and was to greedy to take it

My god such a good deal for warhammer 40k figs

And that's called communism

MCMiridion you wish

@@jv6miata na that's socialism, communism is where everyone has the same amount.

A glitch in the matrix

Skypost4ever na that’s when the government controls what you get, I believe

first

@@randomnuke4005 **3 months later:* Second.

@@randomnuke4005 wow you deserve a trophy for that

Even if he's not doing a very good job

The CBs are still with us, unfortunately

UHM EXCUSE ME? I HEARD THAT AWKWARD SILENCE BEFORE YOU. SO I DESERVE ALL YOUR LIKES ON THIS COMMENT BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF THIS COMMENT FIRST. IF YOU DONT GIVE ME CREDIT IM CALLING THE POLICE.

That was really painful to type lol. Acting like a choosing beggar makes you feel really stupid because there's no logic in their arguments.

...and the babysitter is barely paid for it

Organic vegan food can just be rice, veg and beans? It's not pricey.

Dude, I'm a nanny, stupidest thing I've ever heard, and I've heard some shit.

first

You really asked how to send the money

Shaun-XD there are different ways you can send money...

flashbacks to my amino phase when i did a lot just to get as many coins as possible so i could pay my favorite artists to draw for me. i downloaded a lot of apps but it was worth it and i love the drawing still

“My RU-vid channel needs a banner” So use a random screenshot of FSX like I did.

Nothing worse than the choosing beggar + bride combo.

For some reason i think there had to be atleast 1 person who asked " can I have it and you give me 500 dollars? You said it cost 1600 but you got it for 800 so you saved 800 dollars so you can afford to give me 500! HELLO!? OK 400, it's only half what you saved and it could be my wedding gift."

Some serious flashbacks

Choosing bridezilla

Nogla???

...sure dude, I'm getting my McDonalds application in right now. Lol

I don't think most of these are real. Generated fake text message conversations for joke content. Blocking stupid people immediately is what I do. Why bother toying around with some broke thief that may have intentions to murder you and steal everything they can. Just save your time and move on without the dead weight losers.

@@InvestLarge trust me. There ARE stupidity like this out there in the world. Unfortunately.

@@cosmicreef5858 You are correct and this video displays how they can also become wealthier than those who contribute to society as working people ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-bCpV3Tsq9SI.html More idiots breeding than intellectuals

rosenvitae I think the proper response would have been “well, you don’t want your child to have such an inferior product. So, goodbye. Forever.”

i was gonna comment that, and it makes it funnier because the CB wants to get laid

Jordan Knight 🤣🤣🤣

THANK YOU.

That’s what I was looking for here 😂😂😂😂

YESSSSSS

I was scrolling through to find someone who got this joke

🤣🤣

Chadian TheThespian yea I thought my video was messed up 😂

Might be more expensive on the long run yeah, but it's still the most accessible option for people who can't fork out the full price of a car in one go and/or don't have the possibility of saving up for one. If you're broke and really need a car better lease a car that's in good state than buying a cheap piece of shit that's gonna break and end up costing you more in repairs than it's own price. Having a car is often a necessity in the working world today, and think it's stupid if you want but sometimes leasing is just the only option

@@HetaleaBy far the cheapest way of utilizing a car is by finding a reliable car for 1-3k and having a Mechanic do a Pre Purchase Inspection (PPI), that way you will have a very high chance of owning a decent car that you can keep as long as you need with no extra charge. If you want to make payments that's a bad idea too, buying things with money you don't have, but at least at the end of it, you still own a depreciating asset which is better than a Lease when you don't own anything. Payments on a lease are similar to buying a car though financing, and after a couple of months you'll pay well over what it costs to buy a cheap, decent car in cash, which is the best way.

@@mitchlol5710 That's why I ended up financing my business trucks/vans and not leasing. At least in the end I will have some assets.

@@Hetalea This is backward thinking. Instead of paying for the lease, why not put that money aside and save for a new car? What you're saying is that you're better off spending more money in the long run, because you can spent money (that isn't yours) right away. Instant gratification at it's finest.

Leasing is a great example of how the people with less money end up paying more for everything. Leasing is the most expensive option, but a person could get into a lease even when they don't have enough to buy a used car for a couple of grand. It is not just cars, but many things in life that work the same way. In the city that I live in Rent are very high. My mortgage on a suburban home is less than a 2 bedroom apartment in the cheapest area of town.

I dont have a job im in highschool.......

HOW DARE YOU NOT MAKE ANY MONEY I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR POSSESIONS

HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY DAUGHTERS IPAD I WILL SUE YOU FOR STEALING

@@mreggsplays2080 *HOW DARE YOU BE ENTITLED TOWARDS ME!!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER NOW!!!*

@@ethancarberry-holt3011 i am the manager.

*GRUNT*

^ A million times this. Thank god I figured this out before my kid was old enough to manipulate me, now I'm very careful with what I say I'm sorry for so she can't turn it into a way to make me prove my love for her by buying her candy.

THANK YOU

So true it's sad when I hear people apologize for the choosing beggar

I absolutely agree. These people are way too apologetic and nice, simply inviting more abuse. I think they just need to firmly reply “no,” then bow out.

Dawid Kowalewicz there are some who say it cuz of manners. Please understand that despite of being in a situation with a Choosing Beggar we are still be well mannered. There’s is a line to being polite and letting them become empowered.

Karen used "im a single mom!" . . . it's not very affective

Either he has a lot of experience with CBs or checked out r/choosingbeggars a lot

Then they act like the world has wronged them.

Thomas Allen her dumb ass didn’t give him a basket or something to properly fold the clothes in. Like if she just gave a bag and he folded them they would still be wrinkled.

Ex-wife: "He didn't even fold them." Me: But, that wasn't in the note. ;) (I love that Tide commercial...) BWF

Same thing I was thinking. Oh your gonna do that? Let me just contact the police and a lawyer just in case

Hi pancake :D

Keira Copeland oop, same I too have contracted illness and I’m sure this channel is the reason.

I really hope both these comments are jokes...

@@beaburg1364 More than likely are jokes

I have also contracted illness, an addiction to rSlash. I too demand compensation!

@@beaburg1364 They are dw. It's almost an inside joke for people to act as choosing beggars in these comments

Do what you like because a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

@@OmniscientWarrior YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE

@@WobblesandBean BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO ME!

I would never pirate or admit it -lol get scammed fuck that utorrent is my savour-

Machracers YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Its 7c in the U.S

I am not selling anything tho

Uçan Helva does it look like I care, can I have it for free or not

You can have my tuition money

Free is too expensive!

Yes, I will give you this air for free. No, I will not deliver.

Lol same

Azuraion Hell yea fam

Yes

Ha Ha

I guess I'm early