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r/Choosingbeggars "LET ME SLEEP WITH YOUR KIDS!" 

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@rSlash
@rSlash 5 лет назад
Anyone who posts a comment on one of my videos is WASTING MY VALUABLE TIME! To compensate me for the time wasted reading your comment, paypal me $10 by the end of the week. If you fail to do so, I will REPORT YOU TO RU-vid!
@axu4609
@axu4609 5 лет назад
rSlash ok sure
@danceguy43
@danceguy43 5 лет назад
Ok
@DoubleMass_
@DoubleMass_ 5 лет назад
Fortnite
@noahmccord3783
@noahmccord3783 5 лет назад
Whatever
@danceguy43
@danceguy43 5 лет назад
Here my credit car number **************
@littlemissunoriginal4337
@littlemissunoriginal4337 5 лет назад
"It's funny how people behave when there's inheritance involved isn't it" The irony is THICC
@Maritza__Gonzalez
@Maritza__Gonzalez 5 лет назад
Little Miss Unoriginal YOU PAY 10$😂
@jenahassuneh4638
@jenahassuneh4638 5 лет назад
Maritza Gonzalez u do too 😆 Oh wait I do too 😂 OoOof
@Maritza__Gonzalez
@Maritza__Gonzalez 5 лет назад
Jena Hassuneh gosh darn it, you got me😂
@lucasalexander6298
@lucasalexander6298 5 лет назад
Maritza Gonzalez ha fs in the chat for u Oh wait...
@Belanduraz
@Belanduraz 5 лет назад
Irony has a fffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttt aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssss
@mysteryfan15
@mysteryfan15 4 года назад
It sounds like granddad put the right person in the will. Good for him.
@anna8328
@anna8328 4 года назад
It really does doesn't it?! I was shocked how nice this person is! So insanely nice and helpful and kind!
@Bookofhumanity
@Bookofhumanity 4 года назад
Anna ***** I would’ve been pissed by the first message already
@WHOoOB305
@WHOoOB305 4 года назад
@@Bookofhumanity lol same
@lamedrawings
@lamedrawings 4 года назад
Yup, the guy is going to be a doctor too. I'm sure he'd be proud. Hell I'm proud for the guy and I don't even know em.
@crey3361
@crey3361 4 года назад
GRANDDAD??????
@thegamingangel2114
@thegamingangel2114 4 года назад
“No Canadians” Me (Canadian): Mhm. *Slowly drinks my gallon of maple syrup while looking at moose in my yard while apologizing to my family for no reason*
@DeathProductions200
@DeathProductions200 3 года назад
How much snow is out there?
@thegamingangel2114
@thegamingangel2114 3 года назад
@@DeathProductions200 it really depends where you are, but where I live there usually isn’t too much
@DeathProductions200
@DeathProductions200 3 года назад
@@thegamingangel2114 you clearly aren't Canadian. A true Canadian would know the snow regularly covers their house. In all seriousness canada is hella pretty and I wanna go
@Waterlemon...
@Waterlemon... 2 года назад
@@DeathProductions200 One thing - beware of our weather
@deadmemes21
@deadmemes21 2 года назад
I’m sure that you all are relieved
@charlottewalther2764
@charlottewalther2764 4 года назад
The dude with the dating app profile could’ve just said “no human being” lmao
@silsilahwationg8908
@silsilahwationg8908 4 года назад
And "no aliens"
@KumiChan2004
@KumiChan2004 3 года назад
No "Furries".
@sullysquid674
@sullysquid674 3 года назад
and nothing "in existence"
@averay7532
@averay7532 3 года назад
It would have been much shorter
@sullysquid674
@sullysquid674 3 года назад
@@averay7532 yeah
@CBGamz
@CBGamz 5 лет назад
*No hookers, no LGBT, no short hair...* Okay, weird but alright *No Canadians* well that's a bit uncalled for
@windrocker1676
@windrocker1676 5 лет назад
Also the no Harry Potter and Disney..like bish
@fishernatethespaceman5015
@fishernatethespaceman5015 5 лет назад
I'm offended as a Canadian
@CrispyChicken38
@CrispyChicken38 5 лет назад
Those three actually make sense, as one is for safety, one is his sexual orientation, and having a personal preference on hair is perfectly fine. We all are attracted to different appearances after all, and saying someone can't date based on appearance is very close to telling them they have to go out with someone they aren't attracted to, which is coercion, and eventually if led to it's logical conclusion would lead to them being raped (obviously not the intention of people who suggest this, as it's all well intentioned, so I'm saying this to point out what is being missed, not condemning anyone). As for the no Canadians rule... Yeah, that's weird. 😂
@Annoyedusually
@Annoyedusually 5 лет назад
Wtf, Canadians are some of the nicest people ever!
@floofcloud6163
@floofcloud6163 5 лет назад
@@Annoyedusually Tell that to the entitled customers here.
@fattata2142
@fattata2142 5 лет назад
"How dare you say my house is in a state of disrepair!" Literally a few moments ago "I need a new washing machine and a new bathroom and..."
@iamprovaxx1210
@iamprovaxx1210 5 лет назад
@Bunker Sieben new car every 3 months what kinda rich crap is. That I'm in pain oh my God
@lightninlizardz4813
@lightninlizardz4813 5 лет назад
And a new life lol $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
@charliefinnmichael4770
@charliefinnmichael4770 3 года назад
When you said disrepair, I read despair. And honestly I'd be in despair if I was related to that
@low-keydrama1260
@low-keydrama1260 4 года назад
ChoosingBeggar: *complains that grandad didn’t leave them anything when he passed and acts like an entitled brat* Me: Gee I wonder why your Grandad left you out of his will
@jayonaisse
@jayonaisse 4 года назад
I'm surprised that there are no comments
@LOrco_
@LOrco_ 4 года назад
@Wolf World Blackyy no, three boi
@epicfail7874
@epicfail7874 4 года назад
@@LOrco_ can you not count it's four
@LOrco_
@LOrco_ 4 года назад
@@epicfail7874 no man, there are clearly five
@DreadfulThrumbo
@DreadfulThrumbo 4 года назад
@@LOrco_ Clearly six man.
@Broccolaicy
@Broccolaicy 4 года назад
I am feeling so sorry for the child of that immature couple. I am so sorry that that baby has to be raised with parents like those. I hope that baby grew up fine, safe and happy.
@gearboxsys9313
@gearboxsys9313 4 года назад
"No Disney" does this include everything that Disney owns? So like, no Star Wars or Marvel? Because good luck trying to find someone who doesn't like any of those things lmao
@hanezutchins2786
@hanezutchins2786 4 года назад
I dont.
@hanezutchins2786
@hanezutchins2786 4 года назад
Well, its not that I dont like them, Im just done with Star Wars and Marvel has never really been a big thing for me sooo
@gearboxsys9313
@gearboxsys9313 4 года назад
I mean yeah, I'm the same mostly (I only really like Spider-Man), but a majority of people do like at least one of those things, or just regular Disney
@hanezutchins2786
@hanezutchins2786 4 года назад
@@gearboxsys9313 Only Disney movie Id go out of my way to watch again is The Emperor's New Groove
@yunuenhagane3495
@yunuenhagane3495 4 года назад
He probably is a virgin still
@heartsmyfaceforever8140
@heartsmyfaceforever8140 4 года назад
Guy couldn’t be that hungry if he didn’t want spaghetti
@hanezutchins2786
@hanezutchins2786 4 года назад
Ikr. I love spaghetti
@PeachyIceTea86
@PeachyIceTea86 4 года назад
I'm cooking it rn, I don't understand him
@moxygirlhey
@moxygirlhey 4 года назад
Honestly, in pregnant and now in craving a big pot of left over spaghetti lol that guy was crazy
@pinko9674
@pinko9674 4 года назад
Spaget is life.
@Soundviolence
@Soundviolence 4 года назад
Somebody Toucha Mah *Spaghett*
@LEXXIUS
@LEXXIUS 5 лет назад
"It's funny how people behave when there's inheritance involved isn't it" Says the right person!
@funnykid3225
@funnykid3225 5 лет назад
This is the best comment yet 😂
@jsk-art
@jsk-art 4 года назад
#1 rule for when someone takes you out and offers to pay: Only make them spend as much as you would have if you were paying for your own meal, unless they explicitly say and encourage you to get whatever you want and don't worry about the price (and even then don't overdo it)
@nassarihyman2864
@nassarihyman2864 4 года назад
Dude fr. People are disgusting
@bleachfanbk
@bleachfanbk 3 года назад
Id get the cheapest thing and act full, if someone else is paying im making sure they pay as little as possible. Even if they encourage me I'm still hesitant I hate having people pay for me, I feel like a inconvenience to them
@Kierawolf
@Kierawolf 4 года назад
"the fridge and freezer are both black and go with my kitchen" An' yer heart.
@jojosbizarreartist8626
@jojosbizarreartist8626 3 года назад
I love this comment 🤣🤣🤣
@gasterblaster_8168
@gasterblaster_8168 3 года назад
I'd like to report a murder
@SMAXZO
@SMAXZO 5 лет назад
"My dad was right, you did manipulate grandpa.." "And just for that, whatever nice things I wanted to do for your family is gone. Oh and thanks for letting me know my uncle talked smack about me behind my back by the way. I'll just talk to grandpa's lawyer about activating the clause in the will that disqualified anyone who complained about the will."
@wendyokoopa7048
@wendyokoopa7048 5 лет назад
I loved that table flip. I don't care about giving beggar the appliances but not the rest
@nws_of_cushing_ok7188
@nws_of_cushing_ok7188 5 лет назад
Lol that's a sub and like
@rayir.1382
@rayir.1382 5 лет назад
I'd send a picture of a mirror after those last few texts lol
@KirbyKips
@KirbyKips 5 лет назад
Did this actually happen and was unincluded?
@pollypockets508
@pollypockets508 5 лет назад
I would have responded with: *you're Lol
@theblankking1966
@theblankking1966 5 лет назад
"You have two options here." "I pick option three." **slams door**
@moonlightstar7594
@moonlightstar7594 5 лет назад
Yes
@Maritza__Gonzalez
@Maritza__Gonzalez 5 лет назад
The Blank King YOU PAY 10$😂
@nordin.munteanu
@nordin.munteanu 5 лет назад
Option 1000000000 : lifetime free schnitzel
@dist0rted320
@dist0rted320 4 года назад
"No, they don't want those toys!" 5 minutes later: "Why are you being so selfish?"
@prankstergengar4148
@prankstergengar4148 5 лет назад
Random person: Owns an item Choosing begger: It's free real estate
@NoCluYT
@NoCluYT 5 лет назад
HoW cAn It Be FrEe If ItS aLrEaDy MiNe!?
@thetieguy4961
@thetieguy4961 5 лет назад
@@NoCluYT how DARE you it's mine
@thatgeek2294
@thatgeek2294 5 лет назад
Op:*fireback time*
@sammyped933
@sammyped933 5 лет назад
KrolxSmoke NO IT’S MINE!
@sammyped933
@sammyped933 5 лет назад
GOAT nu it’s mine
@Puppy6667
@Puppy6667 4 года назад
I thought "let me sleep with your kids" was gonna be a totally different story.... I'm glad it wasnt
@ShazadAli-xy4ib
@ShazadAli-xy4ib 4 года назад
Same
@yourmumisaneek
@yourmumisaneek 4 года назад
With the thumbnail, it definitely suggested something
@bomberthetomber1258
@bomberthetomber1258 4 года назад
Same I was clickbaited
@ihateyouguyskids8274
@ihateyouguyskids8274 4 года назад
OMG same!
@shashvathiyer5795
@shashvathiyer5795 4 года назад
rSlash has clickbaited us... why rSlash why? go back to your honest and non-clickbaiting ways!
@SpiritTakoizu
@SpiritTakoizu 5 лет назад
"it's funny to see how people change when inheritance is involved" gosh i'm just laughing at how this person was just describing themself.
@SakuraAvalon
@SakuraAvalon 5 лет назад
I feel like she was talking to a mirror the whole time.
@nbssystem4854
@nbssystem4854 5 лет назад
Same
@chrispham6599
@chrispham6599 5 лет назад
The lack of self-awareness was astounding
@Wellnseddich
@Wellnseddich 4 года назад
Projection. Abusive people pull this shit all the time. It's not me, it's you!
@Bookofhumanity
@Bookofhumanity 4 года назад
jason nordstrom whoah
@trashgremlinuwu3171
@trashgremlinuwu3171 4 года назад
"No Canadians" We dodged a bullet there
@mochiattoart514
@mochiattoart514 5 лет назад
"No Disney." That also means no Marvel, Touchstone Pictures, Lucasfilm, Pixar, ABC, etc.
@NinjaFlibble
@NinjaFlibble 4 года назад
When my sister was scanning things into her Vudu for their disc to digital (something you couldn't do with Disney things), a surprising amount and array of our movies couldn't be read in for that (it would specifically say it was a Disney thing). I'm not talking Lion King or things with "Disney" plastered on it, but movies like Sixth Sense and anything from that production company (I think it was the production company) Did he mean all of that too?
@MelloriNoMori
@MelloriNoMori 4 года назад
Buena Vista is a distribution company that Disney bought a while back.... Every movie they got out is under the rights of the big three circles.
@StarstormAnimations
@StarstormAnimations 4 года назад
you can pry my Wall-e dvd out of my *c o l d , d e a d , h a n d s .*
@gormple5494
@gormple5494 4 года назад
Backfired lmao
@jamarihernandez7117
@jamarihernandez7117 4 года назад
And no Hamilton?
@toomanybagels
@toomanybagels 5 лет назад
"It's funny how people behave when there's inheritance involved isn't it" -Choosing beggar, demanding things from said inheritance, 2019
@thundercavalier3161
@thundercavalier3161 5 лет назад
Hypocrisy is a funny thing to watch, is it not?
@toomanybagels
@toomanybagels 5 лет назад
@@thundercavalier3161 Agreed.
@theblueliger
@theblueliger 5 лет назад
@@thundercavalier3161 And the people being hypocrites are oblivious that they are doing it.
@subpar157
@subpar157 5 лет назад
pay up
@gingerwolfy
@gingerwolfy 5 лет назад
As someone who is still duking it out with family after 4 years I can definitely say it gets stupid. My executor of state doesn’t want me to have my inheritance so she hired a lawyer with it apparently not realising that the money she’s paying them is mine and that by being my executor the lawyers technically work for me and have been keeping me in the loop of her shenanigans. Some people…seriously…
@ann-pud
@ann-pud 3 года назад
Love it "pay for my time" what a great line. I have interviewed so many people that clearly lied on their CV's it would have been hilarious to send them a bill for wasting my time. Kudos to the person that did it.
@toffeelatte6042
@toffeelatte6042 Год назад
Was gonna say. This isn't a choosingbeggar, that company is based.
@leedraws9980
@leedraws9980 5 лет назад
“NO CANADIANS.” Me: “Man you just missed some of the greatest woman,” looks over and whispers. “We dodged a bullet.”
@mrsswaga1436
@mrsswaga1436 5 лет назад
The F.B.I. ;3 when does our maple cult meeting start?
@chinlota682
@chinlota682 5 лет назад
@@mrsswaga1436 it starts soon
@SunlightCovenant
@SunlightCovenant 4 года назад
Le Avocados I got the free miss thank god
@SunlightCovenant
@SunlightCovenant 4 года назад
WILLIAM WEST exactly
@passione2937
@passione2937 4 года назад
We sure did, eh?
@diamondkivi4721
@diamondkivi4721 5 лет назад
The "HOW DARE YOU" is always in there somewhere😂😂
@claxmo4448
@claxmo4448 5 лет назад
That's true wtf🤣
@ravenshadow5533
@ravenshadow5533 5 лет назад
Why tho?
@claxmo4448
@claxmo4448 5 лет назад
@@ravenshadow5533 how dare you question that
@diamondkivi4721
@diamondkivi4721 5 лет назад
@@claxmo4448 lool 😂😂
@ravenshadow5533
@ravenshadow5533 5 лет назад
XD
@squeaks5494
@squeaks5494 4 года назад
Is it just me or is an entitled person's favorite catchphrase "how dare you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"*
@iq1311
@iq1311 4 года назад
Maybe
@wta1518
@wta1518 4 года назад
Lee'sVoice Karens and Choosingbeggars are siblings.
@pine_tree5559
@pine_tree5559 4 года назад
No it's hello?
@maxsnow9952
@maxsnow9952 4 года назад
And excuse me.
@smartchip
@smartchip 3 года назад
The guy in the grandfather's estate story, he is a really decent person, with the toys and pictures plan, shows consideration and empathetic thoughts,
@blackbunnie1389
@blackbunnie1389 5 лет назад
Me: *snap snap snap* It's not working *snap snap* They won't snap out of existence. rSlash: Reality is often disappointing
@ChamChamRealSmooth
@ChamChamRealSmooth 5 лет назад
I am... inevitable. *_snap malfunction_*
@jenniferwarren9867
@jenniferwarren9867 5 лет назад
Black Bunnie 😂😂😂😂😂 lol memes for days
@blackbunnie1389
@blackbunnie1389 5 лет назад
@Chara You know it
@PaulTheSkeptic
@PaulTheSkeptic 5 лет назад
Good call to Grandad for leaving everything to the smart/ level headed one.
@YourAverageKriegsman
@YourAverageKriegsman 5 лет назад
If the grandma got it, it'd be gone in a week and she'd be bgging for more
@senpapi3622
@senpapi3622 4 года назад
I think the okcupid dude literally eliminated like every girl you would find online. and we thank God for our Deliverance.
@OryAlle
@OryAlle 4 года назад
Personally I thought all but maybe 3 of his bullet points matched with my own ideal preferences, he's not alone. Guy knows what he wants and has the balls to actually say it, I can respect that.
@xTwilightWolvesx
@xTwilightWolvesx 4 года назад
senpapi What I want to know is, what’s his logic for not wanting healthcare workers? 🤔
@senpapi3622
@senpapi3622 4 года назад
@@xTwilightWolvesx maybe they spend too much time at work?? or it grosses him out idk
@chrissi975
@chrissi975 4 года назад
I don't like smokers and druggies either. But dating a canadian is a blessing, no? That guy is missing out.
@FBILink
@FBILink 4 года назад
Tbh idfk wtf he wants. He like eliminated every girl ever
@optimistic3686
@optimistic3686 4 года назад
The kid at 4:16 is soo good. Thinking about setting up funds for the grandkids and trying to help everyone out! Bless you!!!
@lolsflint7598
@lolsflint7598 5 лет назад
10:32 "No Canadians" me: *Yeets outta there as the happiest man alive*
@Operation_hiv
@Operation_hiv 5 лет назад
LOLSflint I’m laughing at no communists
@banananatto5555
@banananatto5555 5 лет назад
that's so mean why no Canadians :( .
@whisperingghosts
@whisperingghosts 5 лет назад
Well if thats the case I'm just gonna yeet myself over Niagara falls, the Canadian side of course.
@charcoal8355
@charcoal8355 5 лет назад
@@banananatto5555 idk I was just drinking my maple syrup and I heard that eh (yes I'm Canadian I'm in Alberta)
@NichDevRumble
@NichDevRumble 5 лет назад
@@charcoal8355 nice self racism
@zir0nyx
@zir0nyx 5 лет назад
NO CANADIANS The rest of the world: *Sweating Intensifies*
@beth641
@beth641 5 лет назад
Rest of the world: we have elected to join Canada, and are now all Canadian.
@h2jdidnotyourfbi807
@h2jdidnotyourfbi807 5 лет назад
Me(male): can I change my origins from mexican to canadian
@Cosmiccaturn
@Cosmiccaturn 5 лет назад
I would like but.. 666 likes
@memeydinosaur9494
@memeydinosaur9494 5 лет назад
666 likes 👀
@pjgumby
@pjgumby 4 года назад
He should have narrowed his search for idiots on line and excluded America, Europe, Asia, Africa, South America, North America, Russia, Iceland, Greenland, Australia, the Alaskan panhandle, and the Pickford Islands, oh and Eastern Island. Then he would have found the perfect woman! LOL! NOT! What a jerk. Are there really guys like this?
@m4jor_88
@m4jor_88 4 года назад
I love the random "no Canadians"
@MangoFlavouredWater
@MangoFlavouredWater 4 года назад
Whitaker Earl trust me, so do Canadians.
@caffienatedcanuck4294
@caffienatedcanuck4294 4 года назад
I'd love to know what the OkCupid guy thinks makes someone interesting. Like what kinda hobbies can you have that he's okay with? Like... Reading? Running? Man's be crazy.
@CrackyCreates
@CrackyCreates 5 лет назад
* deletes all comments * *CHA CHA, REAL SMOOTH*
@scedgybaby
@scedgybaby 5 лет назад
Lol
@ChloroformCloud
@ChloroformCloud 5 лет назад
You still owe him for this comment though
@yeetedpossum
@yeetedpossum 5 лет назад
Exeept this one
@crinicalmeir5591
@crinicalmeir5591 5 лет назад
We all have to PayPal him 10 dollars now...
@kylejerry8199
@kylejerry8199 5 лет назад
Wonder who remembers that song
@ClokworkGremlin
@ClokworkGremlin 5 лет назад
>No fatties >No Yoga MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
@Maritza__Gonzalez
@Maritza__Gonzalez 5 лет назад
YOU PAY 10$😂
@lucasalexander6298
@lucasalexander6298 5 лет назад
Maritza Gonzalez so do u
@riverm1016
@riverm1016 5 лет назад
Fatties can do yoga. And there are other ways to get fit. *shrug*
@davidjr3769
@davidjr3769 4 года назад
That guy who got everything from his grand dad was being VERY GENEROUS , he didn’t have to give them shit lol... he obviously got left everything because the grand dad knew everyone else would blow it. From the post he seemed like he was very responsible.
@TJDious
@TJDious 2 года назад
"He is the sole beneficiary of my estate, as it is likely the rest of you would spend it on crack"
@sosansational
@sosansational 3 года назад
rslash: no scrubs me: a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
@skribbskeibb989
@skribbskeibb989 4 года назад
"No disney/Game of thrones/Harry Potter" **w h e e z e** He-He does realize that-*wheeze*-Disney, Game of thrones, and Harry Potter are all popular and loved everywhere??? Is he okay?
@blairboy3174
@blairboy3174 4 года назад
SketchyRawrDraws OwO dont worry im hacking into their ip as we speak they gonna die
@anna8328
@anna8328 4 года назад
Of course he realizes!!! This is also why he hates those! Don't you know that if something is liked by an insane amount of fans it means it's commercial popshit and cannot possibly be truly awesome stuff? Obviously xDDD He is into high art and books no one heard of... but he doesn't read them. He spends time thinking why he might choose - or break up - with a person. He spend zero minutes asking himself why would anyone choose or break up with him.
@kayhaven4710
@kayhaven4710 4 года назад
SketchyRawrDraws OwO my mom was definitely against Harry Potter and some Disney.
@aeinyuki8415
@aeinyuki8415 4 года назад
Loved? of course. Everywhere? Fuck no. Everywhere doesn't mean every state in U.S.
@PeachyIceTea86
@PeachyIceTea86 4 года назад
Or maybe.... You know........ Some people haven't heard of or don't like the same stuff? *Le gasp* I know, im shocked as well
@fish6550
@fish6550 5 лет назад
Normal person: beggars can’t be choosers! R/choosingbeggars: I wish
@arnavanand8037
@arnavanand8037 5 лет назад
R/foundthemobileuser Wait
@TraustiGeir
@TraustiGeir 5 лет назад
"No Canadians" OK, buddy, that was uncalled for.
@TheTimmyboii1337
@TheTimmyboii1337 5 лет назад
"I am not your buddy, friend!"
@chrisostrom2432
@chrisostrom2432 5 лет назад
@@TheTimmyboii1337 "I'm not your friend, guy!"
@infodumpers
@infodumpers 5 лет назад
@@chrisostrom2432 I'm not your guy pal
@xgreeneyeddemon_
@xgreeneyeddemon_ 5 лет назад
Im not your friend pal wait if your not my friend then i dont have any friends YOUR CUTTING IT CLOSE FRIENDISH PERSON MAN
@banananatto5555
@banananatto5555 5 лет назад
*YEAH I HOPE YOU WILL HAVE A* wonderful day!
@rain6714
@rain6714 4 года назад
"NO HARRY POTTER," *Look of horror* what is wrong what is wrong with this person!!!!!!!!! Who in their right mind doesn't like Harry Potter! Edit: I'm sorry to all the decent people you don't like Harry Potter.... I was just talking about the person in the video who basically listed all the minorities ever, they have humongous standards!
@vanillashark2131
@vanillashark2131 4 года назад
f u
@rain6714
@rain6714 4 года назад
@@vanillashark2131 Sorry?
@vanillashark2131
@vanillashark2131 4 года назад
sorry
@rain6714
@rain6714 4 года назад
@@vanillashark2131 It's all right....?
@skoptook9321
@skoptook9321 4 года назад
Harry potter is good but it doesnt have that much extended lore that's why I prefer star wars
@Busefalis
@Busefalis 4 года назад
"You have 2 options..." OP closes door:: :::Surprised Pikachu face:::
@MBlacklaw
@MBlacklaw 5 лет назад
"It's funny how people behave when there's inheritance involved isn't it". Yeah, funny as hell! Priceless.
@courier6640
@courier6640 5 лет назад
9:40 Hey, 1850 called, they want their relationship standards back.
@Scrubworks
@Scrubworks 5 лет назад
It's honestly staggering how alt-righters/incels act that entitled and then wonder why women won't fuck them.
@Maritza__Gonzalez
@Maritza__Gonzalez 5 лет назад
r q YOU PAY 10$😂
@daveshoe4574
@daveshoe4574 5 лет назад
Scrubworks Ok there reasonable demands no communist and Canadians along with most of that list I completely get but Disney there are Societal standards
@windrocker1676
@windrocker1676 5 лет назад
Oof
@Kittymouth
@Kittymouth 5 лет назад
Soooo, he wants a robot? A blow-up doll? A mannequin? Oh, no wait. They have male friends. Nvrmnd.
@bowtosquirrels
@bowtosquirrels 2 года назад
Omg, the OP in the inheritance story has such a good heart. The immediate, "oh that's so sweet!", it's so crushing
@bananapudding1367
@bananapudding1367 4 года назад
Them: no lgbt Me, *a bisexual* : there is a god-
@axthxrn
@axthxrn 4 года назад
Ey, Bi squad!!! :333
@TJ-id2kq
@TJ-id2kq 4 года назад
Ikr 😂
@jingles.and.jazzy357
@jingles.and.jazzy357 4 года назад
Yes famm
@whatswrongwithmerereretrre9851
@whatswrongwithmerereretrre9851 4 года назад
I agree bc I’m lesbian
@cooldude20128
@cooldude20128 4 года назад
is it ok to say that i dont like lgbt people?
@Y_Canada
@Y_Canada 5 лет назад
"No Canadians" - EXCUSE ME, did we do something to offend you? Sorry about that.
@justindohm6729
@justindohm6729 5 лет назад
Why you sorry eh?
@ShyGreenBean
@ShyGreenBean 5 лет назад
Yana S apologizing, that’s so Canadian
@musicmanplayedu3873
@musicmanplayedu3873 5 лет назад
Canadians are great
@lexiepexie7845
@lexiepexie7845 5 лет назад
I agree with you but that person is crap
@gagesons9006
@gagesons9006 5 лет назад
Aboot*
@Ray_the_racoon
@Ray_the_racoon 4 года назад
The guy who said no Canadians is not allowed to eat maple syrup...
@ImNotaRussianBot
@ImNotaRussianBot 4 года назад
*allowed Unless your maple syrup is screaming.
@ericaw528
@ericaw528 3 года назад
@@ImNotaRussianBot your maple syrup doesn't scream at you?
@thatonegenshinplayer7503
@thatonegenshinplayer7503 3 года назад
Emma’s great, but you ever have phill
@spiders8552
@spiders8552 4 года назад
“No Harry Potter”. So you have chosen death?
@cedrikw4972
@cedrikw4972 5 лет назад
« NO CANADIEN » Me:* loads shotguns with canadien intent while sipping some maple syrup *
@kittycat-sc7je
@kittycat-sc7je 5 лет назад
Oh wait we don't have guns
@kittycat-sc7je
@kittycat-sc7je 5 лет назад
Im moving
@jayskk1229
@jayskk1229 5 лет назад
@@kittycat-sc7je _We have bb guns and pocket knives._ That's more than enough :^)
@PretzlcoatlTheFirst
@PretzlcoatlTheFirst 5 лет назад
Alright ima do the worst thing a Canadian can do *trip him and not say sorry*
@therr2146
@therr2146 5 лет назад
He also said no Harry Potter and no Game of Thrones.
@ahsokatano675
@ahsokatano675 5 лет назад
The end of the OkCupid one: ...and NO POMEGRANATES!”
@MusingMageofDisney
@MusingMageofDisney 5 лет назад
NO NO NO NO, NOOO POMEGRANATES!
@7ratsinasoup317
@7ratsinasoup317 5 лет назад
@@MusingMageofDisney NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO POMAGRANITES I can't spell
@Maritza__Gonzalez
@Maritza__Gonzalez 5 лет назад
Emily Walker YOU PAY 10$😂
@Deargodwhat
@Deargodwhat 4 года назад
"No male friends" after "No Disney (Seriously, tie to grow up)" .. How Ironic..
@BrinkofArt
@BrinkofArt 4 года назад
Damn, you're right. Didn't notice.😅😂
@aramos760
@aramos760 4 года назад
Love your profile picture 😂
@washboo
@washboo 4 года назад
@@aramos760 😂😂😂
@Drawingodds
@Drawingodds 3 года назад
Yeah. Really Ironic.........
@jaydenthebot4364
@jaydenthebot4364 4 года назад
7:20 YOU ARE DEAD TOO ME... so please can I have your inheritance
@franciscoenriquez238
@franciscoenriquez238 4 года назад
9:48 the first few seemed reasonable, then 5 seconds later i was like "what's next? No legs? No breathing?"
@despinasgarden.4100
@despinasgarden.4100 4 года назад
Same, dude You want an actual woman or a sexual robot?
@gamereapr3878
@gamereapr3878 4 года назад
No dying
@gamereapr3878
@gamereapr3878 4 года назад
No humans
@gamereapr3878
@gamereapr3878 4 года назад
No xenomorphs
@gamereapr3878
@gamereapr3878 4 года назад
No predalieans
@meganingram3882
@meganingram3882 5 лет назад
Woot! Canadians girls are safe from the trash bag 😂😂😂 #happytobeCanadian
@hoovy2319
@hoovy2319 5 лет назад
Lucky
@wendyokoopa7048
@wendyokoopa7048 5 лет назад
For once so am I
@DullshockGaming
@DullshockGaming 5 лет назад
You go Megan!
@tyshred9251
@tyshred9251 5 лет назад
Whatan idiot Canadian women are smokin
@djregina6897
@djregina6897 5 лет назад
Ty Man and we’re nice 😂
@chrispham6599
@chrispham6599 5 лет назад
"and caused him to get dementia" Are you KIDDING me!?
@bojackson3073
@bojackson3073 5 лет назад
i think most of these are fake
@hanezutchins2786
@hanezutchins2786 4 года назад
Definitely.
@ricochet0928
@ricochet0928 2 года назад
"You don't need money for college, you have a student loan!" So...do they not know how loans work?
@mr.gertrud
@mr.gertrud 5 лет назад
Me: reads title Me: watches video "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
@whereishoney
@whereishoney 5 лет назад
He hearted your comment. YOU WASTED HIS TIME. THAT'S PAYMENT TIME.
@christiansimmons9513
@christiansimmons9513 5 лет назад
That's about 500$ for wasting his time
@DWith13Es
@DWith13Es 5 лет назад
I've never commented before so I don't owe you anything HA! Wait.
@nordin.munteanu
@nordin.munteanu 5 лет назад
Schnitzel
@oliverganski3509
@oliverganski3509 5 лет назад
I am saying. A word Cactus
@BB-el2js
@BB-el2js 5 лет назад
@@oliverganski3509 I too. Am saying a word. Butter
@demiurge7111
@demiurge7111 5 лет назад
The Baron pay up
@pixelman6193
@pixelman6193 5 лет назад
@@nordin.munteanu I understood that reference
@ikbals7392
@ikbals7392 5 лет назад
10:41 Person: *No Disney Me: what the fu-
@theduckyninja1086
@theduckyninja1086 5 лет назад
@BTIsaac also Canadian
@theduckyninja1086
@theduckyninja1086 5 лет назад
@BTIsaac but what if someone is Canadian but lives in the US? If he does mean someone still living in Canada, why not specify for other countries?
@davidgordillo-palacios7221
@davidgordillo-palacios7221 5 лет назад
69th
@icedevil3795
@icedevil3795 5 лет назад
i dont like disney
@j.c.2240
@j.c.2240 5 лет назад
Hope he likes robots..
@chrislaycock6169
@chrislaycock6169 4 года назад
Wow, out of all the NO’s, I was only disqualified by 4 categories.. does that make me a saint?
@IrishHeart
@IrishHeart 5 лет назад
Ok...so i can understand having a type when looking for a lover. but the no canadians????? WTF LOL
@twilightsun25
@twilightsun25 4 года назад
Rslash: YoU gUys OwE mE mOnEY fOr cOmentIng On My VideO!! 6K people: *sweats nervously*
@ravenartistofficial
@ravenartistofficial 3 года назад
I loved that part it was so freaking funny xD
@cookiesrgood1802
@cookiesrgood1802 5 лет назад
NO BREATHING NO BEING HAPPY (HAPPY CAUSES CANCER) NO EATTING (I don't want a fat bit-) NO LEGS (If you run you can trip and fall and get injured and Im not paying for your healthcare NO SLEEPING
@cookiesrgood1802
@cookiesrgood1802 5 лет назад
@jackalantorn r/whooosh
@razzmatazz6125
@razzmatazz6125 5 лет назад
Lol gg, was waiting for that reply lmao
@seraka7386
@seraka7386 5 лет назад
NO LEGS Then you can walk out on me NO WHEELCHAIRS I'm not getting with a handicapped person! NO CRUTCHES What are you Tiny Tim? Get over yourself! NO MOUTH You could talk back to me with a mouth
@kittydeez9713
@kittydeez9713 5 лет назад
No blinking
@Jiamil
@Jiamil 4 года назад
It is always a pain for me to look at the bad grammar of some people, who are native in English. You are a true hero not mentioning constantly those "your/you're" mistakes alone. I would not be capable of it.
@bananass5667
@bananass5667 5 лет назад
Rslash:you have to give me 10$ Me *pulls out reverse card* Rslash:*shocked pikachu face*
@Sam-Pound
@Sam-Pound 5 лет назад
No u didn't
@CarbonPanther
@CarbonPanther 5 лет назад
Perfection.
@razzmatazz6125
@razzmatazz6125 5 лет назад
This is amazing
@denaibrahem8587
@denaibrahem8587 5 лет назад
uno reverse card and no u perfectly balenced as all things should be
@razzmatazz6125
@razzmatazz6125 5 лет назад
dena ibrahem oh *snap*
@02Zaby
@02Zaby 5 лет назад
I legit lost it at No Canadians and no Communists. Like-- How American you gotta be??
@agencymenace1090
@agencymenace1090 5 лет назад
So american that you try to deport your neighbor.
@hunterb6498
@hunterb6498 5 лет назад
Ahh yes merican pride
@Nokturnt
@Nokturnt 5 лет назад
Such disgrace, communist are not all bad. I myself am not a communist and don’t know anyone that’s communist, but I imagine they are friendly, always sharing their minimal rations
@windrocker1676
@windrocker1676 5 лет назад
I got to say not all Americans are like this....
@Tsuyoshi_Kanda
@Tsuyoshi_Kanda 5 лет назад
@@Nokturnt communism is terrible.
@randomizedhumor7849
@randomizedhumor7849 5 лет назад
CB: *"GIVE ME YOUR CABIN!"* Me: *"Pulls out taser"* So, still want my cabin? CB: YES! NOW GI-- Me: *"Tase"* You brought this on yourself.
@culinarycrusader4978
@culinarycrusader4978 5 лет назад
CB:HOW DARE YOU TOU- YOU: **Tase** Keeeeeeeeep talking
@diegofigueroa5038
@diegofigueroa5038 5 лет назад
CB stop I'll call the polic.. You "tase" go ahead
@carstenpetersen1379
@carstenpetersen1379 4 года назад
That profile one, I was waiting for the end so I could say; “NO Thanks.”
@shariovictor8778
@shariovictor8778 4 года назад
RSlash going through the list of NO's Me: its not so bad. *Goes to the NO DISNEY (seriously time to grow up)* Me: THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS LIST MUST SUFFER THE WRATH OF GOD AND HELL. BROTHERS UNITE TO THIS CRUSADE!!!
@AngryK1tty
@AngryK1tty 4 года назад
Shario Victor This comment is disturbing because the list before Disney was still pretty damn deplorable.
@theblevinator
@theblevinator 4 года назад
No Disney means no Lucasfilm, no Pixar, no National Geographic, no Marvel. People dont realize Disney owns all of them.
@shariovictor8778
@shariovictor8778 4 года назад
@@AngryK1tty true but punchline tho
@Soundviolence
@Soundviolence 4 года назад
*Casually Summons Satan* WE ARE READY TO EMBARK ON THIS NOBLE QUEST! DOWN WITH THE TRAITORS WHO MADE THIS LIST!!!
@arielruh7773
@arielruh7773 4 года назад
No Disney That monster
@ashtonreed1820
@ashtonreed1820 5 лет назад
If we have to pay for wasting rSlash's time, then Yugo is SWIMMING in debt rSlash: *tries to work* Yugo: Not today pal
@runarubelli3543
@runarubelli3543 5 лет назад
Hello, yes FBI, this choosing beggar right here
@randomperson6333
@randomperson6333 5 лет назад
Mario has logged in llo
@randomperson6333
@randomperson6333 5 лет назад
Lol
@evanoavecek2430
@evanoavecek2430 5 лет назад
me : *reads the title* me: wait that's illegal....
@cpapson75
@cpapson75 5 лет назад
(BANG BANG BANG) FBI OPEN UP!!!
@squashedgrape824
@squashedgrape824 5 лет назад
V13WZ GR4NT ok
@bgaming2297
@bgaming2297 3 года назад
"NO DISNEY (seriously, time to grow up)" Dude must being leading a sad, sad life.
@penguinfox838
@penguinfox838 4 года назад
That guy who said no about everything. He sounds boring.
@PrincessPheonix06
@PrincessPheonix06 4 года назад
Oh no not CANADIANS 😰😰😰
@hermionesvillage
@hermionesvillage 4 года назад
Penguin Fox He probably hasn’t even found a date yet and wondered why nobody asked him out.
@joimumu
@joimumu 4 года назад
He must be joking I mean no Harry Potter wtf
@maneoj46
@maneoj46 4 года назад
He should just date a rock. It'll do whatever he wants, and it'll agree with them in being a silent, obedient, partner
@dandytastic7465
@dandytastic7465 4 года назад
No neckbeards or 30 years old that live in their moms basements would be my counter claim
@Minimeister317
@Minimeister317 4 года назад
When my grandmothers brother died, my entire family spent months backing down stuff and sorting out legal documents. After it was all cleared up, the husband (who died many years ago)'s family then stepped in and said they required my family to give them 70% of the inheritance despite them having done zero work whatsoever. They threatened to sue our family if we didn't give them the majority of the inheritance, so my family went along with it, as we of course didn't care as my family was still grieving. My dad is the calmest guy on the planet, and I have never seen him being that furious off before. This happened in Denmark by the way.
@katbowen4800
@katbowen4800 4 года назад
Heres some tea my grandads brothers wife is buying my grandad stuff just so she gets everything. Jokes on her my mom and uncle get everything
@the_0dd_urca139
@the_0dd_urca139 5 лет назад
10:35 No Canadians.!?!?!?!!?!! What did we ever do, anyway sorry for the outburst
@strawberriesandcream7494
@strawberriesandcream7494 5 лет назад
Maybe he is a maple syrup hater
@Axerz
@Axerz 5 лет назад
Two words: Justin Bieber
@kittycat-sc7je
@kittycat-sc7je 5 лет назад
He's jealous of our maple syrup and beauty
@banananatto5555
@banananatto5555 5 лет назад
@@Axerz 2 words that are much better: Ryan Reynolds
@vincentdube1351
@vincentdube1351 5 лет назад
@@banananatto5555 ,two word that are better: Justin Trudeau
@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon
@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon 2 года назад
The "selfish cousin" that was in university was so incredibly compassionate, easy-going, and patient. They are going to make an EXCELLENT doctor!
@beardlessdragon
@beardlessdragon 4 года назад
"No____" "No ____" "No ____" This dude is real picky but alright "Stop watching fictional garbage" OK SQUARE UP BUDDY
@anelebirdie3435
@anelebirdie3435 4 года назад
"Stop demanding fictional partners, bud"
@NinjaFlibble
@NinjaFlibble 4 года назад
And it's not like people were watching Game of Thrones as if it were history
@bleachfanbk
@bleachfanbk 3 года назад
I think the option of stare at the wall and twiddling thumbs is out too😂
@maxmummaxmax912
@maxmummaxmax912 5 лет назад
"Its funny how people behave when theres inheritance involved..." Says the person trying to take advantage of a dead family member.
@N.Moruzi
@N.Moruzi 5 лет назад
"No Canadians"😂😂😂 good. Ill stay away from those people. Thanks.
@bricktheenby
@bricktheenby 5 лет назад
Ok
@bricktheenby
@bricktheenby 5 лет назад
And hi
@theamazingalex99
@theamazingalex99 4 года назад
i can’t believe these people exist lol
@dum5247
@dum5247 4 года назад
We didn’t use to, but now losing faith in humanity has become a normal thing
@saltyhibiscus
@saltyhibiscus 5 лет назад
"no Canadians" WHAT DID A CANADIAN EVER DO TO YOU HUH?
@DisguisedMunkee
@DisguisedMunkee 5 лет назад
They claimed ham was real bacon. Nothing is more insulting.
@russianfairy608
@russianfairy608 5 лет назад
AND NO COMMUNISTS?????
@z32Maria
@z32Maria 5 лет назад
yeah eh
@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku
@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku 5 лет назад
Yeah and michail kornilov yes whats wrong with communist *blares ussr anthem* (im Canadian)
@melissag2370
@melissag2370 5 лет назад
You mean "What did a Canadian ever do to you EH?"
@smolrobyn6042
@smolrobyn6042 5 лет назад
3 EPISODES WITHOUT PUPPY BLOOPERS!!!!!! RSLASH, PLEASE... WERE ON OUR KNEES BEGGING... WE NEED PUPPY BLOOPERS TO LIVE...😭😭😭😭
@arachnesakura9375
@arachnesakura9375 5 лет назад
What if hes making an entire puppy bloopers episode so is saving up puppy bloopers for it ☺
@itsgoomba8059
@itsgoomba8059 5 лет назад
Arachné Sakura love that idea
@Joy-lg1wt
@Joy-lg1wt 5 лет назад
So, the guy can't afford food but he can afford a nice car and phone?
@lightninlizardz4813
@lightninlizardz4813 5 лет назад
True so he shouldn't talk says
@23iamelvis23
@23iamelvis23 5 лет назад
I think that's why they can't afford food.
@avapellot8140
@avapellot8140 5 лет назад
and cigarettes + weed ,🤔 weird
@dollminuka4715
@dollminuka4715 5 лет назад
He might have illegal ways to get money and spend it on non needed things I know someone like that and it's pretty common
@ultravioletskye
@ultravioletskye 4 года назад
And then the sister wants to gripe at her husband for telling the guy off... sounds like a bad wife 🙄
@randigaleandtk
@randigaleandtk 4 года назад
"NO SINGLE MOMS" "TIME TO GROW UP" which is it, man?
@ReJeoL
@ReJeoL 5 лет назад
How Dare You Not Sleep With Me! I Don't Care If You Don't Know Me! i WiLL cAll ThE PoLICe!
@ReJeoL
@ReJeoL 5 лет назад
@jackalantorn r/wooosh
@razzmatazz6125
@razzmatazz6125 5 лет назад
XxRJcoolxX Hah, gg. I was waiting for that reply. 😂
@ReJeoL
@ReJeoL 5 лет назад
@@razzmatazz6125 lmao hahhhaha
@whatisanrwooosh8964
@whatisanrwooosh8964 5 лет назад
@@ReJeoL huh?
@ReJeoL
@ReJeoL 5 лет назад
@@whatisanrwooosh8964 no u
@katokutaniccals
@katokutaniccals 5 лет назад
To the dude with the stoner good-for-nothing brother in law: Get. A. Divorce.
@TailsIsDisappointed
@TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад
That title is... oddly ProJared-esq.
@trevotrongers3098
@trevotrongers3098 5 лет назад
Title is a broken marriage out of ten
@justarock3238
@justarock3238 5 лет назад
Nah. The title is probably more of a Greg Paul or Wolfie.
@MuffinMythos
@MuffinMythos 5 лет назад
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions I’ve seen you here before...
@randonlando418
@randonlando418 5 лет назад
Esq.? You mean esque?
@duckrights2893
@duckrights2893 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@jennellandrew7876
@jennellandrew7876 4 года назад
That train story made me so mad, I would've hit someone
@razzmatazz6125
@razzmatazz6125 5 лет назад
How DARE you not sleep with me? I am a COMPLETE STRANGER AND I DESERVE IT! IM CALLING THE POLICE! GET READY TO PAY UP.
@cyberdance4578
@cyberdance4578 4 года назад
I mean the dating one about good hygiene, no golddiggers and no druggies/smokers isn’t all too bad a request, tho the rest is bad
@anelebirdie3435
@anelebirdie3435 4 года назад
But if you really think about it....he was so asking for a gal who would send him HER long list of requirements.
@NinjaFlibble
@NinjaFlibble 4 года назад
@@anelebirdie3435 As long as you comb through his profile and make every no something you see on there. "What race us he? NO "
@slure_
@slure_ 5 лет назад
The guy in the thumbnail looks like Gargamel from The Smurfs
@CowboyHimself
@CowboyHimself 5 лет назад
Slure i know right
@grassmowermo7438
@grassmowermo7438 5 лет назад
Garbage smell
@tigerninja25robot82
@tigerninja25robot82 4 года назад
Does anyone else imagine Peanuts when listening to these stories. Half the time I expect a choosingbegger to call someone a blockhead.
@jewelotable8710
@jewelotable8710 5 лет назад
That dude... NO RELATIONSHIP (whatsoever) 😂😂
@guessitsavis
@guessitsavis 5 лет назад
10:35 NO HARRY POTTER I have been scarred for life.
@ariahalladay9086
@ariahalladay9086 5 лет назад
But was the scar lighting shaped?
@nshanson7674
@nshanson7674 5 лет назад
@@ariahalladay9086 as a gryffindor, that scarred me too. (And yes yes it was shaped like lightning) XD
@ariahalladay9086
@ariahalladay9086 5 лет назад
@@nshanson7674 good I'm a ravenclaw so I was too smart to be scarred I just dodged the spell
@nshanson7674
@nshanson7674 5 лет назад
@@ariahalladay9086 good for you, oh btw dont know if your a gamer at all, but if you are, theres a new app coming out called wizards unite.
@ariahalladay9086
@ariahalladay9086 5 лет назад
@@nshanson7674 course I am! I've already ordered it! BTW I was joking about the whole ravenclaw thing
@ski4717
@ski4717 5 лет назад
Where are my Puppy Bloopers?? I DEMAND Compensation for the time wasted listening to your voice!!!
@AKGarcia7051
@AKGarcia7051 5 лет назад
Wow good one let me try (coughs) I need my puppy Bloobers now your wasting my time.
@YoNo671
@YoNo671 Месяц назад
Oh my, the person with the student loan and about the house and woman with 2 sons ticks me off the most. OP is a really nice and generous person. I would love to have a family member like that
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