r/idontworkherelady Crazy Lady Attacks Woman in Airport! 

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"You're a stripper!" Kay. Even if she was, you can't deny her service just cause of what her job is.

"My hawk will show you to your table." *SCREEEECH* killed me LOL... pure Gold xD

*Steve Irwin voice* : We've spotted a wild Karen. Now this specimen of Karen is especially entitled, as you can see by the haircut, and its mating call of "WHERE'S THE MANAGER"

I loved the guy going to get his "manager" just to return himself as he is the manager. Lol

"Oh your uniform is covered in waffle batter, I thought it was baby batter." _rSlash you didn't_ 😂

A falcon showing you to your table would be pretty awesome.

I've actually experienced something similar to the waitress. I was standing in line at the gas station and I forgot to trade my cash in after work. So I paid for everything in ones and fives. The guy behind me (who I know but doesn't know me) in line taps me on the shoulder and says "You look a little young to be stripping. Which joint do you work at? They should be reported. You cant be over 16." Me, in a horrified tone, "Sir, I'm a waitress at the local catfish diner. I know your mother. She comes in all the time. Also, I'm 29 years old. Even if I was a stripper, WHO ARE YOU TONTELL ME WHAT I CAN DO." Mind you, I live in small town so it's hard not to know everyone when you work in one of the more popular restaurants. His face went red and he stammered trying to say something, then just gave up. I turned back to the cashier, who seemed horrified and delighted at the same time. Her mouth was wide open, but kind of in a smile at the same time. "I don't need the receipt, thank you." And with that I left. I ran into his mom at the restaurant a few days later and gave her the full run down. She said, "He never was very bright, I'm so sorry."

Me: waves hand to Karen Karen: "oh you dont speak english... " Me: " hes only a bird ma'am, I'm not a miracle worker." Also me: gets fired.

"Oh my mistake. Your uniform is covered in waffle batter. I thought it was baby batter." Love it! Priceless line right there.

"This hospital is great for dealing with mental illness or substance abuse." Karen's gonna need a closed-casket funeral after that one.

Robber 1: WE GOT TO GO THE COPS ARE HERE! Robber 2: Alright just let me water the Tulips! Robber 1: NO WE GOT TO GO NOW! Robber 2: OMG the roses look so beautiful!

The moment you said "i know you work across the street but" a pullups add came up and it said "im a big kid now!" And i fell over from laughter.

"....the Huff of a wild Karen...." ".... hypersonic Karen screech...." Me: 😂😂😂👌🏾

Me: I don’t work here EP: I DONT CARE. FIRE HIM NOW Manager: Ok...you’re hired...you’re fired

The waffle house waitress should have called out to the woman, "Oh, are you here to get a job as a STRIPPER too?" And then explain it to her boss.

(Hiding in a bush with binoculars) Now we see the wild Karen in its natural habitat, it screams cause pure disappointment when heard by others,

Me: **waves hand** Entitled lady: oh, you don't speak _English_ Me: *WHEN WILL YOU LEARN*

Girl: There’s no way in heck you would mistake me for anything else but a flight attendant. Entitled lady: Hold my beer.

In Germany: *Assaults someone* Airport cancels their flight In America: *Assaults someone* *FIVE STAR WANTED LEVEL*

CC: "You can't treat a customer like this, never in my life has anyone been so rude to me." Me: That's a highly dubious statement, at best.

keran: i would like a coke worker:"takes out coke from fridge" keran:YOU ARE STEALING THE COKE!!!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!!!!!!!

RSlash: Won’t say “hell” Also RSlash: “I thought it was baby batter”

Walks into the back, then out again *YOU MORTAL FOOL, I AM THE MANAGER*

"A wild Karen appears." "The wild Karen used Hypersonic Karen Screech." "It's not very effective." "Richter used sarcasm." "The wild Karen blows a gasket." "It's super effective." "The wild Karen ran away."

I love when entitled people go "I;m a customer" after being refused service. When this happens to me I tell them, "No you're not, I specifically just told you you're business is not wanted."

"Yes madam, my hawk will show you the way". "Hawk Cry". I almost choked on my food XD

Someone's boyfriend must have run off with a stripper.

"This is Company! You work for Company!" I'm laughing so hard at some people's view of society. She really thinks the entire world is "The Company" and she can just complain and get any person on the planet fired.

When you see four yellow line but no ads show * happiness noise *

Karen: I want him FIRED! Manager: I'm sorry, madam, we have no protocol for firing customers.

Yes, officer, we broke in and made a morgage payment Officer: what?

No PUPPYBLOOPERS? I demand to speak to your supervisor

Rslash, basically an audio book channel, but the book is reddit... Yes

I always garden during a robbery!! Keeps peoples minds of the 1,000s of dollars missing!

*Karen walks in* Karen: my daughter deserves your million dollars Me: no Karen: Karen wants to battle! Karen: sent out Onix! Onix used screech! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!

2:02 WOAH MAN! Can't believe you got a totally real hawk to feature in this video 10/10 would hawk again

rSlash: Where a wafflehouse employee gets mistaken for a stripper. Me: (spits coke all over my screen) WHAT??!!??!?!

It would be cool for a hawk to show you to your table, but think bigger. Dragons people dragons! 😂

"I WANT YOU TO FIRE PERSON A WHO WORKS AT THE MCDONALD'S AT LOCATION A, THEY WERE EXTREMELY RUDE TO ME" "Ma'am, this is a Lowe's."

Whenever I burglarize a humans home, I'm so bothered by the inefficiencies that I can't help but optimize whatever I leave behind. Mowing lawns, cleaning gutters, unclogging toilets, etc. You wouldn't believe how many homes have unsecured WiFi. Also pets. I take the pets. Beep boop.

As a native of Louisiana I can confirm good days are rarer then a clean New Orleans street.

EP: "I want this thing" OP: "You can't have that-" EP: *Karen Screeches*

"You know this Karen was right, you were a terrible bakery employee" Idk why that killed me more then everything else in this video 😂

RSLASH is what relaxes me when im stressed and entertains me when im bored today both happened

Makes a joke about jizz on an apron but says heck instead of "go to hell"...

Dude when I was a server I always said “sorry for all the singles, I’m a stripper” even though I’m in full “dad bod” mode

The bird cry was a nice touch. Made me laugh xD

*A Wild Karen Appears!* ...F***. Did my super repel wear off again?

A hostess that is also a falconer, AND the falcon will show me to my table!?!?! I guess I know where I am spending every dollar I have to my name.

"Mission accomplished, I win again!" lol.

12:55 I had a neighbor who hired some guys to do their roof and interior work, and they ended up stealing their stuff and needless to say, they left it half done.

The guy who gave the wild Karen the info to the hospital had me laughing.

Nope, not robbers paying mortgage, "We are the GARDENING BANDITS GOT IT?!" XD

my favorite part of this video is at 10:50 when rSlash takes a deep breath when he says (as a karen) "I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!" classic :)

"They're bee a few bumps in the road... monetization, etc." Lmao these one-liners keep getting better XD

someone: i don't work here also someone: YES YOU DO someone: *HOW* r/idontworkherelady stories in a nutshell

I beleive this can apply to Karens all over the globe, You cant fix stupid, and you can't reason with crazy.

“Jerk my hawk back.” So wait, THE GUY HAS A FLIPPING HAWK

Me: wait, that doesn't sound like a hawk... Googles Hawk's cry, first result, hears the sound used in this video. Touche, rSlash.

MAYDAY MAYDAY COME IN THIS IS AN CRAZY KAREN SITUATION I REAPEAT A CRAZY KAREN SITUATION

"Bananas being sold at a SERVO" omg omg omg it's an Australian story

My Hawk will show you to your table... *Eagle noises* OK.

Waffle House and strippers go hand in hand, so I understand the mix up

"Baby batter" - I was in tears laughing.

Best restaurant idea Falconer/ Serving staff call it The Flight to Food

Ok, if a hawk showed me to my table, I would be filming the entire thing! I mean, COME ON IS A HAWK AT A RESTAURANT THATS WORKING!!!!!!! HECK YA I WOULD LEAVE A GOOD REVIEW!!!

Airports just have to be a hot-spot for Karen(s).

watching this reminded me that literally last night, I went to walmart to buy some things and I used to work there and 2 guys mistook me working there LMAOOOO luckily, they were nice and not rude XD

"I waNt tO SPEaK tO DE mANaGer!" *gets in teh bakroom* *returns* *Hello ma'am, I am the manager :)*

“When I hear it, the huff of a wild Karen.” _pokemon wild encounter theme plays in the distance_

I want for all of the bad words in your videos to be censor by your dogo ruffs

Aight, rslash, how long have you've been waiting to use a soundboard?

“The huff of a wild Karen.” A wild Karen has appeared! Anyone else thinking of Pokémon?

I mean, if you posed as people that lived there, did the gardening, took out trash, and etc, for like a week and THEN loot the place, no one would suspect a thing

So I got a story for you but seeing as I don't use reddit i'll just post it here: I work in Yves Rocher which is part store selling beauty/ skin care products and part spa. We do all sorts of treatments from facials, massages, waxing you get the picture. It isn't uncommon for clients to ask to be treated by a specific person, kind of like when you go to get your hair done and always want the same hairdresser. Anyway right now one of my coworkers, we'll call her J, is five months pregnant and very soon she will go on maternity leave. While she still works the shop and facials she can't do any massages and can only handle a certain amount of waxing like eyebrows or arms, generally things that can be done in half hour tops. This male client came in the other day and asked for an appointment with J and he always gets his full body done. My other coworker who was writing down the appointment for him let him know she was pregnant and the conversation went like this: Male client: I would like to get an appointment with J for full body waxing please. My Coworker: Sure, we have a time slot open at such and such a date but I should let you know, she is currently pregnant right now and can't really handle a full body waxing job. Client: Thats ok, just tell her she can do as much as she can manage. Coworker: Riiight but you really should ask to be placed with someone else as very soon she will go on maternity leave. Client: Well how long can a pregnancy last exactly? My coworker just stared blankly at him not sure if she had heard correctly while I dove into the office and broke down laughing xD

You have started RU-vid 3 or 4 months ago and your almost at 1 million subs. keep up dude

Lmao “falcon in hand”

"My hawk will show you to your table" *commences earrape*

When you’re watching rslash then rslash uploads I NEED TO CLICK FASTER

Somehow, I've heard all of these stories before... r/idontworkherelady stories are the best. I'm always amazed at how completely insane some people can be. I can't help but wonder what these people's lives are like, and how they've gotten this far being that crazy.

"You can't treat a customer this way" "that's ok, you're not a customer here and never will be again"

"you were a terrible bakery worker" me:*laughs* *Thinking:Well crap now i have salad in my lungs*

"I thought it was baby batter." *B A B Y B A T T E R*

Can't work anywhere When you're unemployed 😎

2:03 I was SO hoping for either 1) you to say “Wow, I didn’t expect that to work, or 2) have the falcon drop a tray.

13:02 Him: I can't tell if thees people are stupid or insane. Maybe a little bit of both? Me: Maybe a lot a bit of both is more like it!!!!!!!

As per usual with Rslash's sensorship, i was really curious to know what he replaced semen with. I was not disappointed when I heard the end of that sentence. You should make a special R rated episode where you swear left and right and stuff....

r/slash: "My hawk will show you the way" r/slash: proceeds to play the cry of an eagle

“ I thought it was baby batter” had me weak for a while😂😂

Hear the call of the wild Karen "where's your manager"

8:19 same in Germany usually. I'm actually wondering why she wasn't taken away by Federal Police and thrown out.

Any RU-vidr: **mentions anything Filipino related** Filipinos: "Allow us to introduce ourselves." btw r/slash Im Filipino and you forgot to show the pics in that post.

My Hawk will show you to your table Makes eagle noises.

Oh My God, a Gas station attendant looking down on anyone and acting holier-than-thou is just the funniest thing I've ever heard.

what... Your telling me your gonna give me Free... BUISCUTS!!!!!!

No one: Not a single soul: Karen: *Entitled screeching*

"Oh your uniform is covered in waffle batter I thought it was baby batter" This lady needs to see a therapist.

I fully expected the stripper story to go "I was sitting in a bar in my work uniform when some dude said "take something off bby hurr durr" and I said "I don't work here" and he went "HOW DARE YOU"

This is how many times rslash has silenced entitled parents Likes