r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Natural Sperm Donor! Age 16-23 

I love how "the child's 18 years of life" kinda implies that it doesn't live beyond that in the mother's eyes.

The first post is crazy. How is a 16 year old gonna pay child support if they are not ready for a job yet... how delusional

The courts are going to have a field day with that first one. Not only on the fact that 16 and 17 are still minors, but when someone legally forfeits their parental rights they usually add all other responsibilities like child support to that. Is it legal to make someone pay child support when they signed off on parental rights? This chick has some screws loose.

For case 1, even if we overlook the obvious WTF about the desired age of the father, this woman wants him to simultaneously forfeit parental rights AND pay child support? You can’t have it both ways! Yeesh, this sounds like the inverse of Lucas Werner 🤢

For real though, my brother accidentally sent pizza to my house, he was wondering why his pizza never got to him right about the time I called him to thank him for the pizza.

As a naive teen I worked at a hotel and had a big middle eastern family show up in two brand new BMW. They wanted two rooms but because they were travelling their credit cards declined for being out of state, according to them. So I copied their IDs and multiple credit cards. They said they'd call the bank in the morning to unlock them and pay. I specifically told my coworker if he saw a large family leaving to make them pay. They left without paying a dime. Some people get rich by lying and cheating every cent they can, that's what the $10 chair story reminded me of. Sadly it's always a few certain types of people who behave this way.

I don't care how timid Pat is, as that night went on I'd have been more and more convinced I was gonna end up in a shallow grave.

Rslash has got to be the most consistent thing in my life tbh

My favorite thing about the sperm donor one is the way she worded “the child’s 18 years of life”, as if the child will only be alive until age 18.

I may not be a student in law but I don't think downers are obligated to pay anything at all. Its like I get a call back from the blood bank a woman is using my blood and is asking me to split the medical bill XD

Asking an artist for a discount is basically like telling them "your art isn't good enough" and then expecting them to still work with you

As someone that doesn't like pepperoni, I can testify that it's usually fine to just... REMOVE THE PEPPERONI before eating it. I'd be thrilled for a free pizza. I think I'm going to get pizza hut for dinner tonight now, haha

As a person who constantly had to take long public transit trips to friends' houses, friends who had cars, I can relate to the last story. I'm pretty sure on the way home from a concert at like 2 am we were about to pass my house, we were going to sleep over at another friend's house, I just had her drop me off. Why would I want to drive for another 45 minutes when my house is right there?

Local pizza place has delivered to us twice by mistake. Once was a normal pizza. But the other was 2 deep dishes with pepperoni and sausage, chicken wings, and a cookie brownie. Made my week lol

I freaking love when the EK say something so outrageous that RSlash loses the EK voice mid sentence.

Choosing beggar: “Can you do $10?” OP: “Sure.” Choosing beggar: “This chair sucks, so I’m only gonna give you $2.” OP: “Get off my property. I’m not selling you the chair.” Choosing beggar: “(shocked Pikachu face)”

In response to the pizza story: This happened to me at McDonalds last week! I ordered on the app, paid, and got my order. While I was parked and eating, they brought me my order...Again! Same thing down to the diet Coke! I wasn't charged, and so the girl who brought it said, "Want it for free?" I said yes, of course!! Though I was full from my first meal, so I gave the unopened bag to some of my coworkers back at work. I kept the drink.

11:08 If you enjoy free pizza, get a job at a hotel’s front desk. They want you to recommend their pizza shop to guests so they often bring a free small pizza for the front desk to incentivize you to give guests their menu over other shops. A lot of them have “Front Desk Cards” that give you discounts or free pizzas for yourself whenever they drop off a delivery. Most nights I ended up with at least one free pizza and 10 or so cards to add to my collection. Restaurants in the area will also bring you food for the same reason. They will bring something like a popular appetizer so you’ll try it and recommend it to guests when they come to drop of menus/introduce themselves. (And since most guests aren’t familiar with the area, most of them ask for recommendations because they have no idea what’s good around the area, so they trust the front desk to tell them). There are a lot of perks to working at the front desk of a hotel that people have no idea about. But there’s a lot of free food.

With the first one she asks them to agree to forfeit all parental rights and expects then to get child support as well 😂😂😂😂

Omg “you must sign over ALL rights….except YOUR money” ah of course

This title immediately gives me concerns. Good morning, Dabney and other Slashers.

Gundham Tanaka: "Let us laugh UPROARIOUSLY!"

The first story is rather idiotic. The person expects the other to give up parental rights, but wants child support payments. That is not how that works.

CB: "I don't have much money, I just came from Canada!" His Lexus SUV: *"Am I a joke to you?"*

I was expecting op was going to say "I'll take that pizza." After the CB refused it, I would've.

*First Post:* I’m gonna be that person and say this was already covered in an earlier video. The 16-year-old age requirement gave me flashbacks. 😟. LOL at 75% American. Just say “white” and be done with it. *Fourth Post:* I don’t think I’d be doing someone else’s laundry in exchange for low rent. That’s quite a big caviar. *Seventh OP:* I can understand the CB if the pizza had pineapple on it, but pepperoni pizza? C’mon, dude!

Canadian here. This happens… a lot. But like with everyone. No matter your race or sex the amount of bs haggling I’ve encountered in STORES! Not just marketplace settings but freaking stores is ridiculous. I once watched a lady try and haggle the price of a carton of eggs in a freshco at 9:30 pm. The store was closing up, it was dead and this was the only line. The eggs were 3 fucking dollars. Snow was piling up and I was antsy to get home after a long shift. This lady is like to me “what are you bugging out about” and I said “idk maybe it’s the person haggling 3 dollars for 12 freaking eggs, half hour before the store closes while snow is piling. Lady they are 3 dollar eggs”. She scoffed, pulled out the loonie and toonie and left. Fml some people can’t just take shit for a good price and be happy.

I remember ordering some KFC on Grubhub a while back and ordered an 8 piece bucket and accidentally got some big family meal delivered. Contacted customer support and got it comped. Best night of my life

With the pizza situation if I got a free pizza with the toppings I don't like, I'd do something super simple and remove the toppings and eat the dang pizza

"It's like rain on your wedding day, it's a free ride when you've already paid, it's a free pepperoni pizza when you don't eat meat! And don't you think it figures..."

Didn't that sperm donor story already got in one of his videos? Hell, even more than one.

I remember this one time when Pizza Hut sent a Hawaiian pizza, pepperoni pizza, and the small Cinnabon to our house, but we didn't order. We called Pizza Hut to see if anything can be done, but at the end of the call, we just got free pizza! The best kind of pizza!

9:20 I made a comment on another RU-vid video about this post, saying "Why not just remove the pepperonis?" and the response I got was that the flavor would still stick. Well, it's better than *no* pizza at all!

STOP DELETING MY COMMENT RU-vid First Story: Wtf is that first post?! Why does this person want a 16 year old’s gravy??? Second Story: Lmao Third Story: What made this person constantly say they will buy it for $125 think OP would change their mind? Fourth Story: Can’t afford a $10 chair but pulls up in name brand clothes and a brand new expensive car Fifth Story: This person simply wants a free maid that will pay them for the luxury of living there Sixth Story: Lmao, good luck finding someone to have to pay to upgrade an RV just to rent it out Seventh Story: They reject this person because these artist want to get paid a decent amount for their work Eighth Story: Man got a free pizza and has the audactiy to bring it back and then expected to have it changed because it had pepperoni? I agree, why do good luck happen to bad people Ninth Story: I wonder why OP blocked the other person but hey at least this person acted like this sooo Tenth Story: Pat has the absolute audacity to ask for gas money. Using being timid to get free stuff is messed up to me

Room for rent, the man didn’t mean caviat. He expects you to give him free caviar too.

I love how he vocalizes question marks.🤣

I once got a free sandwich from a sandwich shop (not subway) back in high school that I almost always went to after school. I didn't know what was on the sandwich, but I took it none the less and thanked the barista that worked there. I didn't really like it, but it wasn't that bad considering it was free... I was sad to never see that barista there anymore. I guess the manager or something to that extend went through the camera footage and decided what she did wasn't ok.

about the pizza story, once four years ago i went to a restaurant, they took my order give me my refill drink, i wasnt in a hurry or starving so i was seated there asking for refills of my drink, 40 min later the manager came to my table, apologized for the waiting time and gave me the food for free, just had to pay for the drink, and that sure made my day and its a story that, to this day, i still tell to people, so yes, if someone comes to my house, gives me a free pizza because its was an error on the delivery, yes thats another story i will be sharing for a long time

I think Rslash has read that first story before, it must have been a year or so ago, but I'm sure I heard him read it on an old video recently. Still a good one though, OP needs to raise her minimum age lol keep up the great videos Rslash!

Think you've done the first one before. After this many episodes it's gonna happen. Still love your video man.

The only issue with these choosingbeggars posts is that they get repeated over and over again. I've heard many of these before on this channel

10:10 the Pizza story. I worked at a Pizza Hutt way back in the 90's for about a year or so after high school. We always had a couple homeless guys hanging out in back of our parking lot that would dumpster dive but our manager let them be because they wouldn't bother anyone. Well one day we had someone order a pizza at the table then walk out without paying or taking the order. So our manager took the pizza outside with two to-go cups of soda and offered it to the two homeless guys. Shortly after while taking the garbage out I saw pizza toppings all over an employee car and empty cups on the ground along with the pizza box. They picked off the topping and tossed them on the car then left threw the box and cups on the ground when done. The manager ended up calling the police every time they showed up and trespassed them from the property as well as put the locks back on the dumpsters.

If the person in story #2 is disabled and can’t make it downstairs what’s to stop a person from moving in and completely abusing him?

I find it funny how rSlash sometimes re-read stories and doesn't recognize them

"But I would be losing money" "You win some, you lose some" That's objectively not what that phrase is talking about. "Just do it for your customers" But you're not a customer, you're trying to barter.

As a timid person, I can guarantee that Pat has developed a very effective act. A timid person would be too timid to con favors, money, etc.

Story 1: WTF. You want 20% of income for zero rights?? there's a reason donors are paid as much as 150$ per visit.

I'm really glad the guy laughed in the pizza story. He didn't really "intervene" but in my years of customer service, I've noticed that having another customer call out a entitled customer's behavior, tends to have said customer back down and/or leave the store.

It's so funny, I work as a nursing assistant. Some things people ask for, as in a maid/cook/helper at home, it's literally known as a home care aide. It's a profession that you need to have a license in order to practice and be HIRED. This is a job lol, some people are so dumb.

How do you expect someone to have light blond hair and have a 75% "American background"? Oh wait- she means means *European.*

I would die of a heartattack if a free pizza showed at my door, because there is no delivery here. I would still eat it with a hearty thank you thrown in

The company I used to work for had a special function. They had a huge amount of wine uncorked. But many bottles were still full. So they had the bottles recorked and brought them to the office. The bottles were offered to all us employees for free since they had already been paid for. I don’t drink white wine, but since free is free, I snagged a bottle. I lived in a nice boarding house and figured it was likely that someone would enjoy free wine! I left it on a little table in the common room with a note saying help yourself to this free wine. The bottle and note were gone in minutes! lol!

I want to imagine the woman from the first one is around 18 to explain the age described, or at least I hope. Anyway, you can't honestly expect anyone to just give up all parental rights and pay child support. There's also the racist vibes from the "75% American background".

"Only caviar" had me literally snorting with laughter. 😂😂 Good one, bro. You using the big words now. Also, the pizza story. Pepperoni does not agree with my esophagus, even just one slice of pepperoni pizza will give me near-debilitating heartburn (oh, the joys of getting older). That being said, if I got a free pizza because it was delivered to me by mistake, I don't give two fucks about my esophagus, I'm eating that free pizza!

9th story: Even if i didn't eat pepperoni I'd just remove it or give it to a friend

That first post reads like she kills the kid when he turns 18. "You'll have no contact with him for the 18 years of his life. Thereafter he will be sacrificed to Moloch"

You’ve definitely done the first post before. But it’s still funny hearing your reaction to it

i think at this point people migrate to Canada with the intention of abusing the stereotype of the nice Canadian, then get angry when they realize its a stereotype and not an actual thing.

Pat is defiantly the subtle manipulative type. The kind of guy who doesn't ask a lot like luxuries but when he needs gas, he is eager to jump at the chance to help to weasel people out of some money and to get free food because he is "the chauffeur"

I would've gladly taken that pizza. pepperoni is my favorite!

One time I ordered a huge thing of nuggets and fries from McDonalds on DoorDash. When it delivered the fries weren’t there. So I called and said hey, can I come pick up the fries that were missing? They replaced the ENTIRE order. I ended up with 120 chicken nuggets. And a lot of fries. My very much so hungry teenaged brothers were very happy… I even invited my boyfriend over because somehow I had so many nuggets…

Whoever's reading this, i pray that whatever you're going through gets better and whatever you're struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen

I'm a sperm donor I'm 22 and once I hear child support it's a nope... I have standards on what I uphold I bail on repicients if they don't agree on it or just being ignorant and I don't donate to anyone who's 18-21 mostly because everyone's broke or in serious debt which is a nope. It's called "sperm donation" meaning free sperm but under certain circumstances

Sperm donor: What the Hell is wrong with this person especially asking this from a Minor?! That’s seriously messed up

Bruh this is the third time you've read the sperm donor story

i think im gona hurl from the 1st story x_x

Gives a whole different meaning to "natural 20"

I wonder if free pizza guy was allergic to pepperoni

I had something similar happen to that pizza story. I lived in an indoor apartment when I heard a knock on my door. I looked, and saw a pizza sitting at my door. I didn't order it, but figured it was for my neighbor across the hall. So, I threw some clothes on and knocked, and he said it had been delivered to him, but thought it was mine. I called the pizza store, and they said it was a misdelivery and that I could have it. I was happy cause the pizza was meat lovers, and I LOVE meat lovers, but it came with garlic bread with jalapenos, which I don't like. I asked the neighbor if he wanted them, but he didn't like them either, so I just threw them away and enjoyed the free pizza.

Story 4: I would be like "yah, ill do all that for $0 rent but you're delusional if you think I'm paying you to work for free" 😆

I don't like pepperoni either but if I got a free pizza with it, I'd just take the pepperoni off and enjoy my freebie.

R/slash. No. For most people if a free pizza magically appeared on their doorstep they'd be concerned 😭

Bro really makes college chemistry homework less tedious. Thanks

That first story would be pretty good deal if you are shooting blanks or got snipped.

There is SO much wrong with that first one, and seeking as young as 16 is only scratching the surface. "75%+ American"? Wtf does that mean? She wants a blond too, so she doesn't mean Native American. "You'll give up all parental rights, but you'll give me 20% of your income." Does she not realize that a 16-18 year old probably doesn't work? Or at least only works part time for minimum wage? "Natural breeding sessions" means she's looking to commit statutory too, not just simple donors. Edit: Is this one a repeat? I distinctly remember another woman seeking underage donors too. Edit: Holy sh*t! Her post has multiple likes and hearts!?

Bruh, we randomly had Papa John's delivered to us on accident a month ago, they just left 2 large pizzas, a cheese bread, and a dessert thing (can't remember what it was, my dad ate it all before I could try it; can't blame him, he has a sweet tooth!) And before we ever touched the pizza on our porch, we called Papa John's, said we weren't the correct house, and asked if the driver needed to pick it up and take it to the correct house and they said they already got their remake order delivered and that we could keep it free of charge. It was awesome to get free pizza! But even we called and tried to make sure it got to the right place, but after they said they already fixed the issue and we could keep it, we happily ate those pizzas! Free pizza, no matter if it's just cheese or supreme, tastes better when free because you don't have to pay for it! Dang right we told people about it for days after it happened. It's a common issue where I live, due to the houses having a weird numbering system.

I don’t understand the pizza thing. If it is a kosher or halal problem give it to a neighbor. If there is something that comes through that is accidentally unclean, if the dog can eat it, I give it to him. If he can’t, I give it to someone who doesn’t care and is happy to receive it.

When I was 22, (I am turning 50), I had an Economics Professor approach me and say that she wanted me to father her a baby, no strings attached. It reminds me of story 1. And, I declined. I guess she found another donor? I have been married 23 years (not to her) and my wife and I consensually decided on our children.

Something like the Pizza Hut story happened to me just the other day. I got home from work and found a Subway delivery from Door Dash on my doorstep that had been delivered an hour ago. There was no way I'd track down who it belonged to (didn't recognize the name and don't know any of the neighbors in the complex) so I helped myself to a foot long and two cookies! Funny thing is, the next day when I was sharing this with my co-workers and mentioned that I wasn't big on the fact that the sub had ranch on it, she replied by saying, "Beggers can't be choosers."

One of my friends called me up and asked if I wanted to grab dinner. I hadn't eaten yet so I agreed, but when he picked me up he mentioned having to drive to a friend's house to check if his door was locked (they were on vacation). I was like "sure, that's fine," thinking they were close by; turns out his friend lived almost an hour away.

Story #1 is just an essay form of "I am a cougar and in no way am I fit to be a parent." Like what the heck, you expect them to be anonymous yet expect them to pay child support. Hope it was a joke lol

"Has to be of American descent" Just for the record, lady, American descent means being native american, not caucasian.

For the first one, the woman who want's a 16/17 yr old "Whoop Whoop, that's the sound of the police" 🚩🚩🚩🚩

Well as disturbing as this is, some states actually allow sexual acts if the person is consenting at the age of 16. It's incredibly disturbing but it's true

I've accidentally sent my food to a neighbors house because my food app sometimes mixes up my address and I admittedly don't always notice. When it happens I just assume the universe decided that these people needed some kind of food or cheer up.

WOOOO IM EARLY thank you rslash for being my very comforting background noise!! i have your videos playing nearly 24/7 and legit sleep to them all the time 😭💕 i love you man! give Hugo a pet for me 💕💕💕

Holy frick that first one is absurd, who the frick would just pay this woman, give her a child, and have absolutely nothing else to do with them. That's such a bad deal no reasonable person would willingly take it.

Choosing beggar with free pizza: every other human on the planet would simply pull the pepperoni off the pizza and scarf that thing down. He can’t get his fingers greasy? Insanely picky.

Funny how two little details make that first story go from "slightly weird, but quite reasonable" to "Get away, you sick fuck".

With the first story, how does she expect to get child support from someone that has to give up all parental rights upon the child's birth, is not allowed to see/talk to/talk about the child throughout the 18 years. And what? At 18 does the kid just, no longer exist? Also 16 or 17 year old as the MINIMUM age required? That's wrong in so many ways.

6:32 this sounds like another story for paying to work

Something like the pizza thing happened to my brother. He was at work, and the manager called him up to the office. Dude thought he was in trouble. Here, some Uber eats guy dropped off three pepperoni pizzas for a "Kristen." My brothers name is Christian. The company didn't have a Kristen, so they thought it was for him. The address on the boxes wasn't even for the company! It was for a place in the downtown district of our city. My brothers job is nowhere near downtown. My brother was stoked about the pizzas, and when he came back to the yard, all his coworkers asked about the pizza. (Their a nosey lot) My brother jokingly said he had won the employee appreciation award. That caused an uproar, but my brother didn't care. Dude got three free pizzas. Lol 😂😂

The bonkers thing about the pizza story is he could have taken the pepperoni off himself.

If I suddenly had a pizza delivered by accident I'd be devouring it before I'd even step back into the house xD "Well I've already eaten half of it so I imagine you're not gonna want to take the rest back so GG." lol

hey pizza hut employees, FREE LUNCH !!

I’m willing to bet the, “outdoor shower,” is the one on the beach to get sand off you. 😂

The pizza story: that man was something else not only did he go to complain about the pizza being a pepperoni pizza that was free, but also wasted his gas going to the store then back home empty handed, play stupid games win stupid prizes, only if he played it smart by peeling off the pepperoni then cleaning his hands off then ate the pizza.

Even with repeated posts like that first one, this is still my favorite daily past-time.

20 dollars for a blender model?? Bro, I’d love to get a blender commission for 20 dollars, do you know the amount of time it takes to not only learn the program, but also just make *one* model? That girl is freaking insane.

the only time I've gotten food I didn't order delivered to me was when the guy delivered the wrong order. (Worse, it was two HAPPY MEALS and mcflurries so those poor kids didn't get their ice cream)