r/ConfidentlyIncorrect - Markiplier ≠ REAL WOMAN 🤬🏳️‍⚧️ 

"We can always tell" = they definitely can never tell..

As a German kid, I'm baffled that anyone would call the sun either orange or white. YELLOW is the color you use when drawing the sun , goddamn! 🤣

16:40 Wait, it makes more sense that way. An alpha male is buggy, unstable, and not ready to be released to the public until it's updated to a more reliable beta.

I'm a man, and my pelvis suddenly disappeared. Please send help. 911 keeps laughing over the phone.

Thats why there's an eclipse every few years, so the scienticst can change the Sun's bulb

I love how many people "prove" things with "elementary school science/math", but then also get that exact same elementary school science/math wrong

21:00 - Reminds me of the video of the kid with 3 dogs. The mom asks "If somebody took one of your dogs, how many would you have left?" The kid answers 3. The mom responds "No, honey. If you have 3 dogs and somebody took one of your dogs how many would you have left." The kid doesn't hesitate to say "3 and a body."

The one thinking the number of women dying their hair is "ALARMING!" is a real contender for most boring person on the planet. It's such a boring thing to panic about presented in the most boring way possible. Only an exceptionally boring person with an exceptionally boring life could be alarmed by such a boring non-issue.

As someone who was raped when I was 4: I hate people who go "even if you're Jenny Ortega's age, dating her makes you a pedo". No. That's not how this works. And it's insulting to actual survivors to say that two consenting adults dating is the same thing as an assault that caused internal bleeding in me and necessitated reconstructive surgery.

Autism and ADHD leads to dying your hair "unnatural" colours, not the other way around. When we stop caring about fitting in, we do the things that make us happy.

Plot twist, the "no men have pelvises" guy has been stalked by a male pelvis harvester that steals all the naturally unalived men's pelvises in his life to mess with him.

Grammar teacher here. "Around" is a preposition, but the whole construction, "hanging around" is called a phrasal verb.

The fact that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson plays with his daughter and doesn't have a problem with her putting makeup on him is what makes him a real adult dad. Not a toxic dimwit. A friend has two young daughters and he lets them put nail polish on him every weekend. And doesn't worry about taking it off right away for work on Monday. He's a good dad.

2:25 "The fake LED sun we see now is blinding to look at [whereas] the original sun wasn't" well, if they spent their childhood staring straight into the sun, that would explain why their eyes see it differently now...

23:30 The quote is even better than that. Jesus introduced himself by saying "I am he."

The 'hair dye harming your body' conspiracy is a thing in Australia! My partner has a disabling auto-immune disease similar to MS but the cause is not known. Oh sorry...I mean it is because she dyes her hair and wears make-up as more than a few randoms and family members have suggested...

Before you've read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein was the monster." When you read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein was the _doctor_ ." After you read Frankenstein: "Frankenstein _was_ the monster."

"anyone with a pelvis can be a woman" that means there's still hope for me! 🏳️‍⚧️

I think the funniest response I've seen to the "infinite monkeys coming up with the works of Shakespeare" adage is "This is true. One monkey in the 15th century named William came up with the collected works of Shakespeare." Because, ya know, humans are monkeys.

The lady at 2:10 with the orange sun comment is absolutely correct. We did used to use orange colour to make the sun back then... but after she and her friends ATE all the damn orange crayons they were using to colour with, we had to resort to using white instead.

Markiplier, MatPat, Anthony Padilla and Ryan Bergara are the Four Horsemen of the Transvestipocalypse

That lady is wrong about the sun. It wasn't replaced by scientists. It was replaced by engineers. Scientists couldn't do a hardware replacement, even with IKEA instructions.

I like to explain the infinity thing this way. "Given infinite time, anything that can happen-will happen, no matter how small the probability." Moreover, it will happen an infinite number of times. Because that's just how big infinity is.

19:59 Reminds me of something a friend once told me: 1 + 1 = 1 Because if you have two piles of sand and add them, you get one big pile of sand. The difference is my friend was making a joke.

Fun fact: if the sun was replaced by LEDs, rainbows wouldnt exist because LEDs do not produce a broad spectrum of light; you'd just see a band of red, green, and blue.

I think the worse part about the (wrong) take that "if you're attracted to Jenna Ortega, a woman in her 20s, you are a pedophile because she looks like a child" is the implication that dating a child would be okay as long as said child looked mature.

36:38 Dude I know someone that doesn’t have arms and draws with her feet- she is an INCREDIBLE artist. Art finds a way dude. Honestly, AI is as bad as tracing in some cases. That or so sloppy it’s just a mockery on the years-decades of practice artists put into their work. Anyways, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Speaking as an Aussie gen X, the sun and moon both turn orange or even red in a bad bushfire year. I wouldn't be surprised if other sources of air pollution - remember acid rain? - had a similar effect on the perceived colour of the sun in other parts of the world.

Remember everyone, as long as you don’t publicly say STUPID DODO like this, you are always gonna do fine

Not sure who colors the sun orange when NOT drawing a sunset. I clearly remember using the brightest yellow i could find to color it.

I was in the sauna with my best friend the other day. Me and my best friend are both cis women, but she has scars from a breast reduction surgery - she was an H-cup and went down to a C/D cup. Now saunas in The Netherlands are 1) full nudity and 2) mixed gender. Usually it's fine, we have been to many mixed saunas both in the Netherlands and other European countries, but this time there was a man who kept on staring at my friend. He never said anything, but it was super uncomfortable. We think it was because of her scars because there were plenty of good looking women there and he really only stared at her. Even when fully nude, they can't tell cis from trans, was my point.

44:16 I think a better quote would be "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." would be such a better quote, cuz it was said by Mewtwo, and Mewtwo is awesome

Click's first word being "Duck" is both adorable and incredibly fitting.

Then... does that mean Elvis Presley is a woman? People called him Elvis the Pelvis because his dance style consists his pelvis movements.

6:10 hi, metrologist here, so knowing how to measure anything is my job. Although I am not a native English speaker so I will refer to the picture as measuring tool. the picture shows a perfect reading of 50mm. The measuring tool is close to well installed (if you wanted it to be perfect you should only have the angled touching the points in between which you measure and not the parts of rectangular section) You see the zero doesn't start at the tip of the measuring tool because it is not used like a basic ruler. The little 0 in the right is what you use for your "big" reading, you pick the graduation on the great axis that is is on or just after (if it is between 49 and 50 you pick 49) Once that is done the resolution of your measurement can be improved by checking which of the graduation on the small axis is best alligned with any on the big axis. In this picture, although the reading wasn't done by aligning the camera with the reading to supress paralaxe error, the small zero seems to PERFECTLY stand on the 50,0mm reading. So they used the correct tool, in a good enough way for their application, with a reading conform to their demands, and claimed the opposite. Their error seems to lie in the way they read the indication by not using the 0 but the "foot" of the moving part. For you common reader I would say to expand the moral of the story : read your user manuals before using anything or claiming you know how to use anything.

37:22 "This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to man. Let's see.... "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?" You stupid money!"😠 ~Mr. Burns~

100% agree with the title, Markiplier is the only woman I need

"The sun used to be orange"... 😂😂 "LED sun"!! 😂😂 "Every country has their own sun" 😂😂 It definitely escalated quickly.. 🌻😄🌞

As a physicist here, they are partly right at 9:26 you can create a model where the earth is at the centre of everything, but just remember that this doesnt mean that everything revolves around the earth. The model with earth in the centre wont be very useful in the cosmos, but it can be done. The planets and everything will still spin around the sun, but the sun will also spin around earth since we make earth static. Its a far cry from the geocentric system in medival times, but not incorrect (still pretty stupid though)

The hair dye one was unhinged lol. That person never realized that even back then, a lot of people would've dyed their hair since grays started to appear, only difference being that fantasy colors were not popular

The response to the argument about Jesus not using pronouns was actually that the first thing he said was "I am HE", "he" is a pronoun and even people who have a male gender orientation say "my pronouns are he/him", which is the sane thing worded differently, making it extra funny.

43:36 one of my favorite old photos of my dad shows him decked out in plastic jewelry and a tiara that one of my sisters had him wear. Playing with your kids is the mark of a good dad, and being a good dad is extremely manly

I once found someone insisting that bobcat was another word for mountain lions because "they're both cats" and apparently are species of cats are one and the same. So here's a friendly reminder of the difference, a bob cat is about the size of a large house cat and can put you in the hospital if threatened, the other is about the size of a lion and thinks you look delicious

As a Greek person, the tattoo the nurse got isn't even a real word in Greek,, on top of that, "apketo" (αρκετό) means "enough" in an "it" way, what they both wanted to get (assuming they're female) would be "ime arketi" (είμαι αρκετή) which means "I am enough [if op is a male then they'd get "ime arketos" (είμαι αρκετός) tattood which means the same thing but it's for males]

Doctor: **starts chemo** Cancer: “Not if I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE” Doctor: **destroys cancer** Cancer: “I knew I should have gotten the Turbo”

maybe the real woman was the friends we made along the way

33:20 For some reason I’m strongly reminded of that story from the Bible when Elijah sicced a bear on a bunch of kids who were harassing him.

You could tell that Click's faith in humanity shrunk 6x when he, a former teacher, saw someone argue about math that you learn in the first 6 school years

I like the realization that an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters will immediately type the complete works of Shakespeare. They will also type a version of Romeo and Juliet where Romeo runs off with Mercutio and starts an antique shop. And it will be better than the original at least once

"Why is this a hill you choose to die on? There wasn't even a hill there to begin with! You're like, literally as we speak, digging up a little stupid hill just so you can go and die on it! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!" That might go down in history as my favorite Click reaction XD I gotta use that at some point!

Something like this happened to me. I left a comment showing my disapproval of a video that destroyed a bunch of antique model T. Fords. And someone responded to my comment with; "you should have bought it then?". I'm like that's not my point. I don't want one of these cars, I just don't want people destroying relics of History. The person responded: "it's supposed to trigger you?" I respond: Well that's stupid, but what's with all the question marks? They respond: "it's sarcasm?". I respond, whether you're being sarcastic or not doesn't change it into a question. If you're being sarcastic then that means you agree with me about destroying the old cars. They respond: "no, you don't understand sarcasm?". This guy TOTALLY understands sarcasm, apparently he understand sarcasm so well that his definition is different from everybody else's.

CLICK'S FIRST WORD WAS DUCK? man every new detail i learn about him makes me like him even more

33:51 I feel so sorry for that child. Either she's going to grow up taught to be a bigot by her parents and will never escape that, or she's going to grow up and at some point find out that her parents, instead of trying to teach her 'mama' and 'dada', coaxed her into saying a horrible racist slur as her first word just so they could further their image as horrible racists.

My first word, according to my family, was an attempt to say "Darkwing Duck" because my mother had episodes on tape that she ran all the time. I am forever amused by the idea of baby me going "... Da... Da..." before saying "DARKWING!" in baby babble. My youngest brother's first word was my name because his father, who was my mother's abusive ex boyfriend, hated me for being a difficult child ((As it turns out, I was autistic all along! Imagine that!)), so he'd scream at me all the time, and my name was said a lot. My mother's ex caused a lot a damage to me as a 7 year old that I'm still trying to work through, but I think the absolute best advantage I will ever have over him is that his son's, my brother's, first words uttered out of his mouth was MY name. I win, old man.

As an English gen Y-er, I distinctly remember as a kid witnessing a little man on NASA’s longest cherry picker reaching up and changing the sun’s orange bulb to a white led one. He swore me to secrecy but oh damn, guess the truth’s out.

the "you wont always have a calculator on you" counter argument is funny to me since, in highschool, my friend said that while we were talking about som math homework.. i asked to see hes phone so i can google n show the facts to him right then n there.. he hands me hes phone.. n i just start walking away with it... he got the point.

I once had a test with a question like “there’s a population in an area and a portion of it Emigrates. Does the population grow, shrink, or stay the same?” I answered that it shrinks but when I got my test back it was marked wrong! I asked my teacher and he said the question was of course talking about the population of the area that the portion immigrates to. Y’know, the one that wasn’t even mentioned in the question!!! It’s been years and I’m still so mad

I SAW MARKIPLIER AND A TRANS FLAG AND CLICKED SOO FAST

Click when you said that your first word was duck I just imagined a baby saying "ankan" (which if my swedish is right is duck/the duck in swedish) and that was so cute. Thankyou for that image

@ 33:01 Click says his first word was Duck. My sister's first word was Duck also 😊

The whole "If there are three crows on a fence and two fly away" postulation made me think about a puzzle I enjoy very much. It goes like this: "Ten candles stand burning in a dining room. A strong breeze blows in through an open window and extinguishes two of them. Checking back in on the candles later, you see that one more candle has gone out. To make sure no more flames go out, you shut the window. Assuming the wind doesn't extinguish any more candles, how many candles do you have left in the end?" The answer is three because the remaining seven candles melt.

That last one... when my brother and I were kids, the 4.5 year difference in ages was a huge deal. He was a literal toddler and I was a school kid! Then we were both school kids but he was a junior and I was a senior, then he was still in Primary School while I was in High School. That 4.5 years looked less of a gap when I was 30 and he was 25ish and we were riding our motorbikes around as two *_adults_* and now I'm sixty, he's "around my age". 4.5 years is a far smaller - and less significant - percentage of my life than it used to be. Whoever wrote that "bE cOnSiStEnT" twaddle has no concept of percentages. At age 20, 4 years represents a 5th of your life (20%). At age 40, 4 years is only 1/10th of your life, at age 80 it's only 1/20th (5%) - a 40-year old dating a 36-year old would be equivalent to a 20-year old dating an 18-year old, *not* a 20-year-old dating a 16-year-old. An 80-year old dating a 76-year old would be equivalent to a 20-year-old dating a 19-year-old.

45:36 LOL RoTFL those people who can't tell they are being pranked are outing themselves as dummies who have no idea that people can prank people on the internet. Be like the penguins and don't care one way or the other how the other penguin plays unless it actively hurts them.

Biology class really does fail sometimes. I've had to explain to an afab friend of mine, that you do not pee outta the same hole that children crawl out of and that you'll b able to pee just fine after the hysterectomy. Sometimes the state of the world worries me a bit. But at least I could educate a friend

17:39 In case you didn't know this yet; all humans have pelvises, unless they have a birth defect. It's kind of necessary to have _legs!_

8:47 Christopher Columbus didn’t even discover America it was Leif Erikson. He discovered it 500 years before Columbus

Gen-x in NZ. Our sun was always white and too bright to look at. Never knew that anyone else's sun was any different?

"they're iN MY A- sorry 🙂" it's like stopping an unwanted thought dead in it's tracks, but out loud

"They hung a different sun in every country" tell me you never crossed the border without telling me you never crossed the border. Although if it is satire it is genious.

32:54 ah yes. A lot of us have funny first words (besides mom). My first word was "more". My second word was "cake"

Funfact, someone calculated how many cans of spaghetti-os it would take to spell out the whole LOTR trilogy, how many of each letter you would have left over, and more. Or someone spent 7 years remaking middle earth in minecraft. LOTR fans are crazy and i love them

34:38 TW: P3DO file Full explanation on why this is dangerous. . . . I watched a full video on this problematic mentality regarding p3dophilia. The big issue with saying that you can’t be attracted to adults that look young for their age, is that you are creating a mentality in which actual p3dophilia can be “justified” through the idea of the adult looking young for their age or the child looking older. P3dophiles already use an excuse that surprisingly similar to this one. You may have heard it before. “She/he is surprisingly mature for her/his age.”

Cannot explain the noises my mouth made when Click said “Daisy” in the intro

36:55 TURBO CANCER?! XD

My parents don't remember my first words. I went mute when I should have said my first words. Some time later, I finally spoke and it was in full sentences. Apparently, this is an early sign of autism. Something that I learned a couple of years ago when mentioning it at work.

I saw that Markiplier themed post and it’s honestly iconic. Also, I heard the transvestigators called JKR (their leader) a man.

8:27 NO! He wasn't even the first European to go to the Americas! The first European to step foot in the Americas was a Viking named Leif Erikson.

one time when I was at the store with my grandma (the cool grandma) a lady saw my trans pin and went “I’ll pray you get your senses straight.” And my grandma heard and said to her “I’ll pray at your funeral if you say that to my grandchild again.”

37:39 WHICH INCLUDE THE COMPLETE WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE!! XD

About the pelvis-guy (which it what we shall call him) that said "When they die they are identified as men [ignore the rest]". I hear this all the time from transphobes. "wHeN tHeY dIg YoU uP tHeY'lL kNoW yOuR *rEaL* gEnDeR." Bro. I study archaeology. We dig people up for a living. And let me tell you: The amount of times archaeologists can't figure out the person's sex from their skeleton or even in situ burial surroundings is immense. And the amount of times they're wrong in the beginning too. Don't worry, your skeleton isn't as telling as those people think.

The sun actually does look orange with smoke in the air. Source: I lived in a place with wildfires. If the sun does actually look less orange than it used to, that's probably a sign that the place they live in is less polluted than it used to be.

21:49 I am from New Orleans so someone not understanding that y’all is just you all makes me UNREASONABLY ANGRY.

I saw someone who claimed that anything more than a 5-year difference was disgusting because that meant that the older one was a P-word. I'm like there's 9 years between me and my husband, we've been married for 28 years, I don't think he's a p-word. I've met couples who had more than a 20-year age gap. So long as both/all parties were above the age of consent back the hell out of a relationship that has nothing to do with you.

“Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.” - Stephen Vizinczey, Hungarian-Canadian writer, 1933-2021 This subreddit reminds me of this quote lol

I can explain why they think the sun used to be orange. It’s because Gen X sees only it’s own generation with the pink glasses.

27:17 - The reddish/brown hair from black isn't even usually achieved by using hair dye at all, it's usually just a straight-up light bleaching job. Although sometimes it might be bleached and then dyed, too, to better control the exact specific shade. But some of them probably aren't even dying their hair anymore, some of them might just have some mixed-race ancestry these days too.😅😅 Anyway, studies into whether or not bleach fumes and/or hair dyes can cause cancer have largely concluded that they don't, or at least that the slight increase of risk is not significant enough to really make much difference either way. It's one of those things it makes perfect sense if not everyone cares as much about as others might.

"markiplower" I see what you did there...

I love how he says ✨ Sparkles ✨

One of my characters in a D&D campaign has a tattoo in Draconic. He is _certain_ it means "powerful", but it actually means "onion soup".

"PEMDAS is American and therefore stupid" is such a based take.

The Rational Numbers (and all way up to the Complex also) the have the propriety of density, which basically means that between two numbers there's always another number, that might be found by the formula (p+q)/2: Assuming 1.5 and 1.4999… are different numbers we get: (1.5+1.4999…)/2 2.999…/2 1.4999… Therefore, if 1.4999… was a number different than 1.5, it would be greater than itself, which is a contradiction, since Rationals are an ordered field. Therefore 1.5=1.4999… is a true statement in the Rationals and by that in all conventional mathematics.

4:56 the funny thing is, if you think about the intelligence of birds, you see that this “insult” is at best a synonym of smartass & at worst is a compliment.

I always find it interesting how people HAVE the power of google in their palms yet refuse to use it.

36:11 HOW IS ANARCHY *GOOD?!*

46:37 to that, I'll just add: an 18 year old has lived 28.6% longer than a 14 year old. a 38 year old has lived only 11.8% longer than a 34 year old. as you might be able to tell, the former is more than 2.4 times larger. and this ignores the fact that young people generally develop and learn much more than older people.

“we can always tell!!” *calls markiplier a trans man*

35:36 "Traditional art is ableist" I am a traditional and digital (NOT the same thing as AI) artist, and I also happen to have severe joint pain in my hands from an autoimmune disorder. Yes, this makes it difficult to do art. But it's still very much possible. I just need to know my limits by taking breaks and figure out ways to work around the pain, like by using a special grip on my pencil. And people with even more severe disabilities can and do create amazing art by finding ways to work around their issues! AI "art" can be a valuable tool, and it can be fun to use, especially for those who struggle with art. But using just AI to create images doesn't make you an artist since you didn't actually put in any work. And as long as AI makers are allowed to steal art to train their models, it simply isn't ethical to use.

12:23 I was always taught "Five or above, give it a shove, four or below, drop it down low", but I agree with the guy that it depends on the context of the number/what it's being used for.

When i heard the phrase "flat earth spinoff" my mind immediately pictured a spinning platter with food bits flying off the edge.

As someone who is learning about the differences between a Man's Pelvis and a Woman's Pelvis, can confirm that men do have a pelvis.