r/ConfidentlyIncorrect - Twitter "Medicine" 

If you posted a photo as a cisgender woman with a comment like "my transition", transphobes would still be like "look at all of her very masculine features!" and just point out random traits they think look masculine XD

"everyone knows cancer hates cold water" I just imagine cancer cells screaming like "uhhhhh too cold :( stopppp"

"I'll be ok without any mRNA pulsing through my body" Biologists : oh honey you most definitely would NOT.

I am a cis woman but I work a very physical job and work out a lot on top of that, so I have broader than average shoulders for a woman of my size. By conservative/transphobe logic, I'm obviously a man! Finally, everyone will take me seriously and respect my bodily autonomy!!!

"Don't worry about the climate, worry about things close to you" Me, who lives next to the sea: I fail to see the difference.

I am from Alaska and I drove through Canada to move to Washington State. Someone asked me how I got here and when I told her I drove, she looked me square in the eyes and said "how could you drive here? Alaska is an island." Then she had the absolute audacity to get mad at ME when I showed her that Alaska is indeed not an island. She was angry because, and I quote, "you made me look stupid". My Friend, you made yourself look stupid.

I constantly got asked if eggs were dairy, and it always confused me why people would think that, so I started asking them. All of them have the same reasoning: In the food pyramids they were taught as children, eggs were always in the same dairy category as milk and cheese

best thing about the tweet mentioned at 3:19: this is not even a photo of the person that posted it, it's a photo of actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and the person posting it kept trolling the transphobe by posting different pictures of kind of similar looking famous women, where the transphobe claimed to find some "signs" that they were trans every time 😂😂

“Humans are cucumbers with anxiety” - The Click, 2022

Fun fact the largest bat species called the flying fox, is around 4 feet tall and has a 6 foot wingspan. They are native to the Phillippines and belong to a group often refered to as mega bats, despite being huge they are actually harmless to humans cause they have a diet of strictly fruit.

"MMMMM, Chicken milk!!" i can't tell you how much i wheezed and cackled at that, thank you for the laugh XD

fun fact: the french term for eggnog is "lait du poulet" which translates to "chicken milk" enjoy your holiday eggnog!

Fun fact from someone French: The literal translation of eggnog in French IS chicken milk

As a sibling of a childhood cancer survivor, it annoys me so much when people who are clearly not educated in the subject say "do this to cure your cancer." Like for the one about cold water, when my brother was going through chemotherapy he was told to try not to take cold showers but also not really hot showers. Man it's people like these that get me so riled up that I need an emotional support demon.

As someone with a dairy allergy, the question of eggs being dairy is SO common. I know that, for some weird reason, eggs used to be classified in the diary section of the very popular My Plate diagrams in schools (or at least in many American schools) and now everyone is absolutely convinced that they're the same😂

"I'm not American" A sentence many Americans likely wish they could say

Right on time for my daily dose of drawing while listening to satan himself narrate reddit posts!🐙

That bats are mammals thing reminded me of my favorite biology fact that blows people's minds. Cows are more closely related to whales than they are to horses.

I actually had a roommate for a time that was a Flat Earther. I tried a few times to try to explain why he was wrong about that but I gave up after one final proof I attempted to do. It was late at night for us, so I called my brother who is living in Sweden. I asked my brother if he could show us the sun on this video call. I didn't tell my brother why (at the time) why I was having him do this but went ahead and showed us a nice sunny day. After the video call with my brother, I asked my roommate to explain how the sun could be shining in Sweden but not for us if the Earth was flat. He responded that he could not. I asked him if this convinced him the Earth is not flat. He said no it does not. I said, then there is nothing I can do with my limited budget to help you understand that the world is not flat and I'm not going to entertain this conversation anymore.

The plant rapeseed is called Raps in German, too. We have many fields of them in late spring/early summer. It looks absolutely stunning, but when the pollen starts to fly it is a huge pain in the a**. For several weeks your cars and outdoor equipment is covered in a fine sheet of yellow pollen. And it is living hell when you are allergic.

As a ranchers daughter i got this. Cattle is the generic species name, cows are females who have given birth or are pregnant, heifers are female cows that have not given birth because they are too young or not being bred. Bulls are intact males for breeding purposes, steers are male cows that have been made infertile usually used for meat, yearlings are you cattle between about 1-2 years old, weanlings/weaners (not commonly used as far as i know) are baby cattle that are old enough to be weaned from their mothers milk but not yet yearlings. Calves are baby cattles.

Okay but can we talk about the inside of the emotional support demons ears??? They have floof in them! Like omg so cute.

The voice-mail post: Not only did she leave a voice-mail to complain, she ALSO left a review on the studios page, sent an email, AND sent several DMs. After just being told 'if you want to support us, pay to use the space.'

That video the studio owner made responding to thr Karen influencer is GOLD. They should use it as a commercial.

Fun fact about solar panels in the winter: depending on how much light you receive during the winter, solar *could* actually generate more electricity than during summer. Because lower temperatures increase panel efficiency. So there actually are two bands of latitudes where you create more power during the winter

The bats are birds things always reminds me of my year seven biology teacher. First year of secondary school, we're doing a thing about identifying animals and categorizing them based on descriptions. It described a bat - leathery wings and fur covered body - the teacher confidentially said it was a bird because it had wings. I corrected her - got in trouble for it - and she left the room to double-check with another teacher. Came back in and said it was a mammal and moved on so quickly. It's a wildly prevalent thing apparently xD

Fun fact. Genetics was discovered and researched by a christian monk. During the medival period. By studying bean colours and shapes in his garden.

I love Click as a creator because he's smart, charming, and funny. Great voice actor and can probably put me asleep with his voice. I mostly love the analytical aspect of him. Love watching him disprove those who likely do not watch his videos.

The solar panel one is EXTREMELY FASCINATING to me. You can actually get SUNBURNT when out in the snow (mostly from the sun reflecting off the snow). Just as long as it's sunny and clear, you should be getting power from your solar panels. Also rain can actually be BENEFICIAL for your solar power yield in the long run, since it can keep your solar panels cleaner. But you should probably clean the solar panels anyway.

1:58 The map is quite misleading: It shows where homosexuality is 'not illegal by law' but countries like Russia, China and Turkey - which all have LGBTQ censorship laws which are used to discriminate homosexual people's life as an individual - shouldn't be on a 'legal' list like that. Chechnya in particular (a Russian republic) - where homosexuals have been executed by the state and where its president openly says "There are no gay people in Chechnya. And if there were, they should go to Canada." - is a good reminder that people should do their research before travelling to and thereby supporting a certain country. Just because there is no law which explicitly says that LGBTQ people will be imprisoned or executed, doesn't mean that the state or society won't try to find loopholes to silence or eradicate people.

My dad was in an accident 15 years ago that caused him to lose his sense of smell and taste. It somehow got brought up in conversation between me and one of my classmates. This is approximately how it went (I can't exactly remember, but I can remember the gist of it): Classmate: Just try acupuncture, they'll fix it in no time! Me: Uh, I don't think that'll work, it was a head injury... CM: No, acupuncture works miracles, it'll really help M: If it would help so much, why wasn't he referred to an acupuncturist? CM: Because doctors nowadays only believe in modern chemical medicine, they don't like to think about other remedies Literally all I could do was stare at her and walk away. I go to a Steiner (Waldorf) school so I should be surprised that I haven't encountered this kind of thing sooner, but I never really expected to find one of these people for real. Acupuncture has plenty of benefits, but I don't think it can reconnect severed nerves.

I had heard that Instagram “studio for free” voicemail before, but I didn’t know the person who posted it did an interpretive dance to it and it’s just glorious 😂 I had to watch it like five times

Fun fact, Canola was first a trademarked name in Canada, short for CANadian Oil, Low Acid, and has become a generic term. 'Rapeseed' comes from the Latin rapum, meaning turnip, which is in the same family, I think

If I ever feel stupid, all I have to do is remember that these posts were written by actual people and I instantly feel better about myself.

So I'm off work sick with a really messed-up wisdom tooth, unable to eat or sleep properly because of the pain, and aside from my partner's dedicated support, your videos are helping me feel less like death warmed over. Thank you.

The popcorn is ready, The TV is on, The house is empty, Now I have 35min of disappointment in all humanity.

10:17 Click: Okay fam, hear me out. iPad: _dies_ I’m not even mad, that timing was comedic.

35:55 Reminds me of a conversation I had with my mother. She mentioned her stepsister, who had recently been battling cancer (and I didn't even know she had a stepsister until this happened). She told me about how her stepsister had asked the doctor if there was anything she could change in her diet or anything like that to treat it, and they said no. My mother then told me that her stepsister had changed her diet and ate healthy and when she went back to the doctor's, the cancer was gone. She then went on to say, "Did you know that doctors, when they're learning medicine, never learn about nutrition, so when something goes wrong they think it can't be fixed by changing your diet."

Admittedly, I failed grade 10 math and grade 10 science once, but goddamn the levels of misinformation and incorrect conclusions are on a whole 'nother level! This is very entertaining! I must not be on twitter enough to find these dumpster fire opinions. 🤣 I enjoy the way you read these!

When we learned English in school, we had three different teachers over five years. During the first teacher we got pretty confident in our skills, then the second came and it felt like we knew nothing, wrong pronunciation, wrong spelling, wrong vocabulary, it was awful, you could never tell, if you were getting things right or not. We were so relieved, when those two years were over. It took our third teacher almost four months to figure out, one teacher had taught British and the other American English and neither had felt the need to explain this to us.

25:26 Wolf reintroduction was extremely helpful to Yellowstone. There were way too many elk in the park, so much that many elk were dying of starvation and sickness because of the overgrazing and the overpopulation. If they hadn't reintroduced wolves, the ecosystem in Yellowstone would've completely collapsed. The wolves saved Yellowstone. Wolves are a keystone species. They're an extremely important factor in the ecosystem. Without them, many things would be thrown out of balance. A ecosystem needs an efficient apex predator to keep prey populations in check and keep biodiversity. Also, wolves aren't dangerous to humans. They are extremely skittish, and the only reason they would attack is if you got too close to their den, hurt one of their family members, or if they were sick and/or starving. In the last 100 years, there has never been a recorded human death by wolf. Injuries, yes, mainly because people are stupid, but no deaths. Since the Trump admin removed wolves from the ESA, they have been under the gun in the US. Some states protect them, others lead wolf hunts in the spring and winter, when pups are born (spring) and females are expecting (winter). So, wolf *pups* are being killed when they're barely able to walk and pregnant wolves are too. It's barbaric and completely wrong and not rooted in science at all. They need to be protected.

Ooh... "the sun has no power in Winter" argument reminds me of a "funny" encounter. Where a random Karen screamed at me in the street, that I cantt wear sun glasses in the winter, because it's too cold!

I think that the best way to change someone's mind is to ask questions that they can't answer to their own satisfaction without arriving at the correct answer.

I had to check on the post about the trans woman posting an image of "herself" and I turned out right - I follow her on Twitter and one of her favorite pastimes is posting a cis female celebrity and saying it's her to rat out/troll transphobes who can "always tell" a trans person is their assigned birth gender (in this case, for example, it's Julia Louis-Dreyfus; in the past she's done Sigourney Weaver, Geena Davis (I think), and even, in an especially troll-y case, J.K. Rowling).

I always love just how passionate and excited you get throughout the whole process of making your plushies!

5:53 love the voice break on "birds"

Educational ✅️ Hilarious ✅️ everything we need to destress. The emotional support demon is just too darn cute, and I will be ordering 2 on Friday. I love the idea of a Christmas card with ones ordered as gifts, my daughter would love to get a card from one of her favourite creators 😈💖🤗

fun fact, the non-gender specific word for cow, bull, steer, heifer, is "cattle" there is no singular form of the word cattle, the closest is "bovine," but bovines can also refer to bison and buffalo

Hi click! I introduced my sister to your channel, and at first she wasn't impressed (she doesn't normally watch this type of content). Recently, she came up to me and said "The Swedish Man has taken over my phone." She's subscribed with notifcations on. I might just get her an emotional support demon. :D

1:20, Actually Yes, Deers Shed Their Antlers At The End Of Breeding Season Usually From Mid January To Mid April

As an English Studies major, I looked into English language teaching one year and I can say that in Europe they generally teach British English, while in South/Central America it's US English. It has to do with proximity and who people are most likely to interact with (someone from Argentina is more likely to meet US citizens and the French are more likely to meet British people). There are exceptions, such as fancy private schools in South America that teach British English and teachers in Europe who teach more American (the number of these teachers is going up because of US media being so popular), but it is what's more common. (I can't remember if it also worked with Australia. However, considering India has its own English and in some Asian countries they tend to prefer American or British, I don't think it applies)

When you said the joke abt the vaccine being filled with essential oils I busted up laughing bc I just got diagnosed with GAD and OCD (it runs in my family) and I asked my mom to help me set up a doctor’s appointment for medication and she kept putting it off and when I asked her why she just said “Well, I’m just very certain there’s some essential oils that can help it just the same as any medication can.” Mind you, she has it as well and takes medication for it. I’m like ??? you want me to do what now instead of what has been recommended to me by licensed professionals?

As a biology student, i was happy to see the Hardy-Weinberg equation mentioned. What i learned about it was (literally translated) the Hardy-Weinberg (HW) balance, which is in play when there is: 1. No incest 2. No Migration 3. No gene flow, 4. No natural selection, and 5. Random mating. As soon as one of these 5 factors is not followed there is no HW balance. It goes further into detail with like the gene-factors within a population, that shouldn't change going through generations, if said population is in HW balance. My translation from Dutch to English is kinda failing me here, so please do correct me if I got something wrong.

I frequently find this sub/videos about this sub more frustrating than entertaining. But I really enjoy hearing you calmly explain the reality after each confidently incorrect statement. It's comforting.

Was thinking about making "Adoption Papers" for the little demon. Like an aged up scroll with a wax seal 📜

I get a sadistic joy form watching an ex math teach loose hope when ever he sees bad math

22:21 I think Dara O' Briain put it best: _"The whole point of evolution is that random things just happened, and the useful ones hung around, alright? Basically, there were loads of blind monkeys, and then one day, a one-eyed monkey wandered into the middle of it all, and ruled everything left, right, and centre. And he was king of the monkeys, until Mr. Fecking Two-Eyes sashayed into the clearing!"_

I've litterly had this moment when my grandma and me were arguing over what Austria is and she thought it was an abbrivation for Australia then I proved her wrong still laugh at it to this day

I now need a shirt that says "Humans are just cucumbers with anxiety"

"You have 10 slices of cake and you have to split them equally among 0 people. How many slices does each person get? See how it makes no goddamn sense?" -a math tutor I once overheard at school

I´m bisexual, and gay men pull the "only women can bi" card really often

34:44 I am also bisexual (afab, i identity as nb now), and I prefer women to men. Am I still in a long term relationship with a man? Yes. I hate all of the judgement against bisexuals trying to make us who we aren't. You can have as much or as little preference as you want to either sex, or any gender, as you want. It's not always 50/50 for every bisexual. It's really harmful having people who are supposedly in our own community saying otherwise, and I believe they know that

34:00 in germany we actually have the rule be a bit more vague. We call it KlaPoPuStri, which is short for Klammer vor Potenz vor Punkt vor Strich (Brackets before power, before dot, before line) Dot includes both multiplication and division (as the multiply sign is often written as a dot) and line includes both addition and subtraction. It shows more clearly that some points can be of the same level of priority.

My mom just came into my room and literally said "are you watching this guy again?" and i went on a 10 minute rant on why i enjoy your content. Basically because its the perfect ration of funny hahas and logical explanations on why something is wrong (im a big fan of logic)

I want an emotional abuse demon. Also, the Alaska one is unfortunately common, due to maps of America that just show America. Canada's missing, Mexico's missing, and Alaska and Hawaii are below the continental US. Some people don't realize they aren't ACTUALLY there.

I was stunned at the number of women I was in jail with who were unaware that women have two genital orifices. These were grown women of all ages who were or had been sex workers, most of them had children (one woman in particular had SEVEN kids), and they still didn't know their own bodies a little bit better than that.

The Christmas card should be made to look like adoption paperwork! They get the paperwork before Xmas and after that the emotional support demon baby arrives!

Living in Melbourne is like a feverdream, one moment it's winter and you are waking up in subzero temperatures, the next you're getting heatstroke and half the country is on fire and the other half is flooding.

I say this again: According to some definitions, a coconut can be considered a mammal. *comes into the room holding a coconut* BEHOLD: *_A MAN!!!_*

I'm so glad to hear it confirmed that there are no satanic influence in your videos. I was so upset when I realized my favourite Netflix show had satanic undertones. Unfortunately, I'd already watched all six seasons of Lucifer before I found out.

I listen to so much of your videos while doing stuff that you've become my inside voice for my thought processes

Bats are mammals of the order Chiroptera.[a] With their forelimbs adapted as wings, they are the only mammals capable of true and sustained flight. Even though they live in the ocean all of the time, dolphins are mammals, not fish. Also, dolphins are different than "dolphinfish," which are also known as mahi-mahi.

6:20 i love how he even missed the fact that you need mRNA for your cells to synthesize proteins so saying you don't need it pulsating through youd body is precisely the reverse of what is true

The influencer mentioned is the sister of the guy who created Rick and morty. You would think someone like that, not new to knowing how to be an influencer, knew better than to exploit her kid online and cry her way into free stuff. She didn't stop at just the first rejection either. It was insane.

21:40 Even if it's "missused", it's better than having a baby who probably won't be happy, I'm not a woman but my logic is that if someone want an abortion for any reason, they wouldn't take care of it properly, even with all the good will of the world, because she knows that she cannot take care of a baby right now

3:30- I’m a girl, was assigned female at birth, i have broad shoulders, that’s not really defining.

The influencer who sent a voicemail had a whole story about her she emailed this woman several times from a bunch of different emails including her child’s email complaining because the business owner told her “I don’t want to do business with you because you aren’t paying me”

In reference to the dairy/beef one, I have a condition where I can't digest meat or dairy so I usually ask for vegan options at restaurants to make it more streamlined and it's amazing how often I get options that are not at all vegan but gluten-free 😬

you were already one of my favourite channels with all the adorable merch, your fun voice and all the wonderful satanic stuff but i think the fact you have a moominpappa mug just completely solidifies it all realness tho i love your content it’s the best

as someone who recently graduated high school - my biology class went deep into evolution for a high school course. whole chapters on causes and process of evolution followed by proofs for it happening. we went through genetics/hereditation right before that as well, so it was super interesting. didn't use the equation mentioned though, curious about that. as i'm pursuing science into university, maybe it will come up then.

As someone who used to live in Alaska, the "Alaska is an island" made my brain hurt. I have heard so many people who complain about the education system not know basic geography and science. Many of whom legitimately believe that Alaska is an island off near Hawaii...

I'm planning on getting the emotional support demon for my sister, for her birthday. She was SO excited when she saw the post about its release! Now she'll officially be able to make it to hell like everyone else in this community. Thank you, Click!

Watching these videos really makes me appreciate the fact that I may not be smart, but I’m not dumb

In Germany, we write multiplication with a single dot hovering in midair and division with a : so the rule "dots before lines" actually makes sense.

As a Portuguese person, when I saw the ''Brazilian Portuguese is more used'' argument I legit felt like crawling into a hole from the cheer existential pain.

"Humans are like 80 percent cucumbers with anxiety" Never related to a quote more

"Melbourne is closer to Antarctica than it is to Darwin" That explains our "four seasons in one day" weather 🤣

As a Brazilian I can tell you the portuguese language for teaching, text books and publications has been standardized since the "Portuguese Language Orthographic Agreement" signed by all countries with portuguese as their official language on the 16th of December 1990 , including Brazil and Portugal. And while differences between on the portuguese language still exist its mostly on a colloquial level.

35:36 "Cancel my loan debt or I'm moving to Alaska" "That's still a US state" "Oh, right, to be clear: I'm not saying Alaska isn't in the US, I'm threatening to inflict myself upon Alaska. You have 7 days, Dunleavy!"

As a Type 1 Diabetic, it's amazing how many people assume the types are one & the same or that they're how they're depicted in the movies & TV (the Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunter movie does NOT show how Diabetes truly happens). People also assume that everyone's Diabetes reacts the same way to everything. Supposedly most Diabetics are more likely to experience low blood sugars in high heat, but, unless I'm being very active in said high heat, I'm more likely to have high blood sugars. It's fascinating & extremely frustrating.

One thing I never understand when people argue “space isn’t real, we live under a dome!” Is what exactly do they think is OUTSIDE of the dome? Another dome??

The mocking voices Click uses crack me up every time.

the thing at 2:00 reminded me of a time i said to this girl "the chinese government are bad" and she said i was being racist. I even explained the concentration camps and she still said i was being racist. I just cant anymore

As someone who's never really been around deer at all, this is what taught me that deer antlers just... fall out?

"Bats are birds cuz they fly, they no mammal cuz they no stay on ground" I'd like to hear that person say that chickens are mammals

The fact that many adults are confused by the fact that X - Y = X + (-Y) still amazes me

I can't wait to get my hands on an emotional support demon! The way I screeched in utter delight the first time I saw the toebeans... Yeah, that was definitely a perfect design choice, if you ask me😍 Hope everyone can have a good and safe Christmas 💙

it's pretty funny seeing people find out that deer antlers literally fall off, just like that. they shake their head and they literally snap off, no problem

18:33 it wasn't since I was a kid that I thought eggs counted as dairy, but I do sometimes have to mentally fact check myself because sometimes I'll forget that they're not dairy. I think this is purely because of how they're always grouped with dairy products in grocery stores. I'm glad I've never made the mistake of calling meat dairy, and my little moments with eggs won't make me feel as stupid, because at least I'm not that person.

That " we can always tell/Julia Louise Dreyfus" picture thread was awesome. It was SEVERAL pictures she posted of Julia, and every time the dude doubled and tripled down. And then she revealed. 😂