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r/Cursedcomments | i see fear in his eyes

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Top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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@jaymart04 Год назад

Babe wake up, EmKay uploaded.

@minaashido518 Год назад

U have no babe

@bitters879 Год назад

Pushes empty cereal bowl out from under your bed

@jaymart04 Год назад

@@bitters879 I accidentally left it there, oops

@06kekse Год назад

Based

@bippbunn Год назад

Im up.

@UncleRJ Год назад

I actually had a number of moments in a four way stop. It's so hilarious that one stopped to let other one through but other one stopped to let another one through but another one stopped to let me through but I stopped to let one through. Most of the time, I was the first one to go through because I ain't got time to feel awkward no more.

@farbenfrohefarbenspiele Год назад

WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE ON R/THATHAPPENED BUT ITS MOST LIKELY TRUE

@ProfessionalBugLover Год назад

@@farbenfrohefarbenspiele literally most things on reddit

@jwalster9412 Год назад

Breaking news: traffic jam caused by drivers not knowing if other drivers were going to go.

@rblxdani Год назад

@@jwalster9412 realistic

@fusseltyger Год назад

Jede Wette... das dauert nicht lange bis der erste Deutsche mit dem " Rechts vor links " um die Ecke kommt ... lol

@matrixphijr Год назад

Pilot: *prepares to fly plane through building* Engineer, somewhere: "Did I forget to carry the one? Oh, no..."

@heyoitscoolo5179 Год назад

R/cursedercomments

@buffcode Год назад

But imagine being in the "bottom" floor of the top shape and the floor gives out- do you know how poorly most skyscrapers are maintained? It can happen

@bencenagy5459 6 месяцев назад

@@buffcode chinese skyscrapers be like

@camillaavanilla Год назад

The second I saw cursed comments in the title I knew that I was in for a wild ride

@cosmicvoidtree Год назад

I was hoping that too, something about this felt too tame for cursedcomments. Maybe it’s just because I watched a horror movie (It was Emesis Blue, it’s free on RU-vid please watch it if you’re ok with slightly fucked up shit) last night and I am deeply fucked up for the next few months, but this one didn’t have the same energy to it.

@Lightice1 Год назад

11:03 - If you have enough people to fill up a plane, you can charter an entire flight just for your group and it's probably cheaper than everyone paying for a regular ticket.

@pooploop6633 Год назад

I love my familly but I am not trying to seduce you male or female rage or anything like that right now I am not trying to seduce you male or female rage or anything like that right now I have to go to the doctor to get a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

@brutalblam3909 Год назад

4:00 ya, it's technically a war crime to use the red cross in videogames, but most of the games that do use it never change it because it's not really enforced

@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 Год назад

I think it's only a war crime if played in a war zone- as a Protected Symbol it is only in play where an armed conflict is ongoing

@yusepe_777 11 месяцев назад

"geneva convention more like geneva suggestion"

@patsh1 Год назад

10:56 Something like that happened in 1963 in Switzerland. Around 20% of the population of a small village, Humlikon, went on a trip and the airplane crashed just outside the village Dürrenäsch.

@jwalster9412 Год назад

I like how deeply disturbed he looks by his discovery.

@SerialSnowmanKiller Год назад

"You gain the power of your username." Well, I'm either gonna ruin a bunch of kids' snowmen when winter comes around, or I'm a campy B-movie slasher villain.

@presidentofallfoodnice8113 Год назад

Akhem

@Lakhshamana Год назад

... basically an admiral? That or a mythical Indian hero guy

@mustardsandwichmustardsandwich Год назад

welp

@atomicnumber202 Год назад

Well-

@mm3shadowman982 Год назад

can't wait to use oversized shurikens that boomerang after traveling 5 meters and to get murdered by megaman

@Moonwalker2923 Год назад

Yes! My favorite bird-themed voice actor.

@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing Год назад

Mine too! I love the American Robin bird! (Along with penguins)

@avidagamegerl1081 Год назад

As much as Magpies are my favourite bird, you have to admit that the Robin is pretty damn cool

@StumpyFunnel Год назад

0:25 you nailed the skipper voice

@dented_riddles9967 Год назад

That thing is not a crappy Halloween decoration. It is an exquisitely scary Halloween decoration. It does its job wonderfully.

@Skoopyghost Год назад

What about the remake?

@dented_riddles9967 Год назад

@@TyphonautIsBack That's the spirit.

@michealmalloy1934 Год назад

10:03 brings a new meaning to headshot.

@Novalove2820 Год назад

4:57 for anyone wondering, that is Nikocado Avacado

@coalrocks Год назад

5:32 that's only a 12.5% chance of getting shot in the head and a 87.5% chance of winning money. I like those odds

@bdp4 Год назад

As someone who plays ttrpgs and has rolled double nat 1 on advantage multiple times, might as well be 100% red.

@chatella_nutella9017 Год назад

I think that's the pokemon starter gender chances

@frankhooper7871 11 месяцев назад

Well, according to Terry Pratchett, "million-to-one chances happen nine times out of ten".

@UNKNOWNVISITOR6 Год назад

Robin keep making content like these including Emkay crew i love it👍

@yokingboii Год назад

To those wondering how elon actually named his child. *He named her X Æ A-12 Musk* edit: thats his sons name

@floenele8892 Год назад

X Æ A-12 actually

@yokingboii Год назад

@@floenele8892 okay thanks imma edit it lmao

@viscountrainbows2857 Год назад

Honey what's the wifi password? Elon Musk's daughter. Oh okay thanks!

@Ginger_Hrn Год назад

Sounds like a premium Telsa Model

@1tz_Rav3n Год назад

@@Ginger_Hrn true!

@elizathegamer413 Год назад

0:38 you are actually right. It is whoever got there first but if there is ambiguity like two people at the same time.the person on the right goes first (fortunately it's not an infinite loop because the person opposite you is flipped)

@jeppy4021 Год назад

2:05 One says, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned". The other says, "Sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl today"

@thegamingducky8671 Год назад

Mandela Catalog Alternates Be like - 8:57

@matthewboire6843 Год назад

Very true

@Ilovewashers Год назад

"Napoleon Blownapart" sounds like a Death name in the show 1000 ways to die.

@doodlebug47 Год назад

8:11 "Aw man, windows 8 sucked." Yes, the other guy just said that.

@ChaoticallyPrivate Год назад

11:19 When the towers do a fusion dance

@UdderlyEvelyn Год назад

2:27 Okay so it's a halloween decoration - that doesn't make that face any less horrifying, just makes it a badass halloween decoration.

@Meenakshibedi2225 Год назад

2:35 tbh the news of the whales being dead actually made me sad

@Nightmare-pj4fg Год назад

3:45 I thought this was settled by Bill Hicks. It’s either “Chemical chance, Chemical chance!”, or “Fate and destiny, fate and destiny!”

@WilburJaywright Год назад

0:32 actually, if four people get there all at the same time, that is the case: The heaviest vehicle goes first.

@turtlesarecool 10 месяцев назад

It depends on the state. In my state it's straight over turning, then it just becomes a game of chicken.

@WilburJaywright 10 месяцев назад

@@turtlesarecool Oh. Didn’t know that was local. Where do you live?

@turtlesarecool 10 месяцев назад

@@WilburJaywright illinois

@Nightmare-pj4fg Год назад

6:37 $2!? Oh hell no Six Flags tickets are like $25 - $90 a pop!

@Disearned Год назад

9:34 i think this is meant to be read left to right because it makes more sense as "remember when you told me you like my eyes the other day? i was really happy. please accept this gift."

@050_WeiXian Год назад

Right to left?

@Disearned Год назад

@@050_WeiXian AH. 5 months and no one mentioned my mistake LMFAO thanks

@050_WeiXian Год назад

@@Disearned 😆

@skilletamogan Год назад

5:20 that’s how we determine what the price should be on someone’s head within The Organization.

@SilverAceOfSpades Год назад

4:24 double the pollution

@matthewboire6843 10 месяцев назад

You can hear your eyelids moving when you blink

@BookApocalypse Год назад

0:55 I saw that coming from a mile away and it still got me to laugh

@justmilkcat6274 Год назад

3:59 hasbro also violated Geneva conventions by making a nurse pony with Red Cross cutiemark💀💀 They later changed it

@collinbloo Год назад

0:57 I had recently looked up the daughter's name, and I'd say it's a lot tamer than the son's name It's "Exa Dark Sideræl Musk"

@ebty4969 10 месяцев назад

0:31 man that skipper impression is amazing

@erikarussell1142 Год назад

Dolphin dude actually looking like the kid off deliverance.

@JimmyNeutronTheRealest 10 месяцев назад

2:46 just in case anyone wants to know, whale carcasses explode. And it goes everywhere. So those people are in significant danger 🥰

@0_dearghealach_083 Год назад

06:14 That... is sad as all Hell. Seriously. Not even a meme or joke here. What the fuck.

@matthewboire6843 Год назад

Some people are just plain evil.

@renakunisaki Год назад

I believe the photo is unedited. I also believe that whomever made those plastic dolls needs more practice.

@insaincaldo Год назад

One of them should by all rights sue for having their face destroyed. Pretty sure the other one has just been "fixed" so many times it's a patchwork of stitches on stitches, can't really blame someone for not being able to straighten out a crumbled sheet of tinfoil.

@mariomaniac581 Год назад

2:13 my high school teacher taught this as if it were real, he literally pulled up the video from youtube and showed it in class. He also tried proving the illuminati is real by drawing random triangels on famous buildings, and showing celebs doing the supposed satanic hand gesture (and yes he did teach us the gesture ourselves)

@CheeZe208 3 месяца назад

Are you sure he isn't possessed by Bill Cipher? Okay, on a serious level your teacher is kind of scary

@mariomaniac581 3 месяца назад

@@CheeZe208 He was slowly but surely becoming the next old man McGucket fr. And yeah, he was a nice guy tho, but looking back he was very much unhinged

@YourNeighborhoodJackass1917 Год назад

The amount Robin doesn’t know about firearms is astounding… parabellend is a joke munition… but it is “produced”

@keriannekerr1876 Год назад

6:33 my mom works in small claims in Ontario, Canada. she warns that the legal fees and wait times might not be worth whatever you may get from a win. 7:45 rice and cabbage. I don't know, if I change it to French, it might sound like a cute name: riz-et-chou-chou (mon chou-chou means my little cabbage which is the French equivalent of my darling)

@klever...1 Год назад

7:45 What do you mean? How riled up would the crowd get when you announce "It's peanut butter jelly time!"

@thamjiio5488 Год назад

Bruh imagine being named a tiny url link 💀

@JunkstHat3605 2 месяца назад

3:02 He looks genuinely traumatized

@thatjuicyboi8516 Год назад

Bro just yesterday I was thinking to myself: ''Emkay hasn't done cursed comments in a while''

@necoarc-irl Год назад

6:22 thats freakinf evil. im confronting them if they do that. if they went to six flags by themselves and made the plans to go themselves without inviting me, sure!!

@klausemichaelson6216 3 месяца назад

Especially when it was anon paying for the tickets

@willowstarfallz Год назад

"i love my family but I don't know what to do with it" very true

@Bridgahid Год назад

7:42 *_Welp, sorry, my future child. Your name is apparently going to be "Iced Honey Bun"._*

@af9162 Год назад

6:42 just looked it up. They can cost anywhere from $44-$90 depending on location. Make em’ cry 7:49 yogurt parfait and a drink was a Frappuccino… poor kid

@Just_a_commenter Год назад

Maybe some day I'll get a coveted cursed comment worth recognition... I don't really think having a strange pfp with my comments will count. Oh well, ima watch anyways! Thanks EmKay c:

@goldie8781 Год назад

9:44 "I love my family but I don't know what to do with the kids" is what I got

@Tyranid_HiveMind Год назад

I love my family but I love you so much Hmmmmm

@Hans172. Год назад

I love my family but they call him doc

@lemagicbaguette1917 Год назад

I love my family but [it ain’t no more]

@darkk9930 Год назад

I love my family but I'm not going to be a great time

@Turkeybirdlover 11 месяцев назад

I love my family but I love you so much!

@mikeobannion2129 Год назад

I was just watching emkay when this uploaded

@andrewgehl5913 Год назад

Omg no way!!! I was having cereal when it was uploaded 🤯

@mikeobannion2129 Год назад

@BassFaun36YT also same.

@stepver2273 11 месяцев назад

1:26 wounded? the thing went straight trough

@Mudkip_lieker13 11 месяцев назад

1:03 probably gonna be named X Elon has a thing for that letter

@GatheredStorm_YT 11 месяцев назад

6:28 honestly I would’ve still just gone by myself, wouldn’t be as fun but that stuff be hella expensive, and then you maybe find them there and get to tell them to go screw themselves in person

@courtneywoodbury5198 Год назад

I had to DEAL with a record poop once. It was too big to flush so I had to prod it with a stick to break it up first. Got a few extra bucks thrown my way for that. Not even the worst I had to deal with. If anyone cares enough to get this far, the worst I had to deal with involves the sentence "Don't worry, just hold the bag and hand me paper towels."

@Void_Akuma Год назад

11:35 oh god history repeats itself

@matthewboire6843 Год назад

It does

@NeroSonOfVergil101 Год назад

I loved my family but it was indeed a wonderful experience Edit: holy shit my keyboard is psychotic

@ivanseryogin6526 Год назад

7:05 is it concerning that I know exactly what video this is from?

@warthog4430 Год назад

This just in! Emkay secretly confirmed to be Penguin spy leader! (Damn your voice is so close tho)

@salem_spectre Год назад

7:54 'Alright class its our first day of school so i will be taking attendance...Chicken Tenders?"

@philsharpe4315 9 месяцев назад

As a student in driver's ed, its whoever got their first or the person on the right

@537zun4 Год назад

03:34 there is the cursed comment missing und "oh hi Mark." Next post: "no wonder all the greeks were gay." Or something similar, to lazy to Look it up.

@StephenDurnan Год назад

2:02 Weather and Pucci 9:44 "I love my family but I don't know what to do with the bodies"

@konstantinhorizon Год назад

2:18 this mf cheap Halloween decoration is was literally the reason I've been crapping my pants over dark or empty spaces the last 10 years of my goddam life

@geoshark12 Год назад

5:19 they never said what your shot with

@Rrrab Год назад

I love my family but I don’t think I can do that anymore

@rubysroom9469 Год назад

Hi emkay! I just wanted to say my little brother and I love your channel ☺️

@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 11 месяцев назад

7:42 Named PB like Princess Bubble Gum in Adventure Time, and last name J.

@woodflushed6079 Год назад

11:29 two towers with one plane

@markerikson7423 Год назад

WE MISSED!

@blank_toxic1285 11 месяцев назад

I love my family, but I’m also a bit scared to be alone

@HJKL-hu1ny 2 месяца назад

I shook my phone a little at the win-win situation meme and the top words started shaking

@DiamondBull66 Год назад

0:15 IKEA Cow

@_TheIntrovertedArtist_ Год назад

3:15 I CAN'T--

@Ryu1478 Год назад

0:54 That laugh bruh💀💀

@BallsmanTheTwentyThird Год назад

Ima give the let my keyboard finish the phrase thing at 9:49. I love my family but still can't find them in my basement.

@Gabbro_galvigi Год назад

3:22 thats why you follow the ikea arrows.. or else

@mollysvibecorner_42069 6 месяцев назад

Napoleon Blownapart made me cackle 😭

@viscountrainbows2857 Год назад

8:45 Charlie Kirk actually does look like that. Uppercase azz gums holy fffffffffffffffffiddlesticks

@matthewboire6843 Год назад

That man is creepy

@vitoriangamer7807 11 месяцев назад

11:20 not me getting Lego city adventures flashbacks from the Frendrich and Sinclare building or something

@Noobix_the_animater 4 месяца назад

I love how he did the voice 0:26

@smoothjazz_gg 11 месяцев назад

0:20 just got my cow from IKEA gotta put him together

@lwaysDrawing 11 месяцев назад

"I love my family, but I'm gonna have some red velvet cake tonight" *well that's not very good*

@liamreynolds8777 Год назад

To the exploding mosquitos when crushed: they sound like capguns

@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 2 месяца назад

2:52 Is that what that icecream truck doing at 8 at night? We live next to a graveyard with about 300ft of trees between. Somewhere around 8 the truck comes around, music and all.

@jaydentplays7485 Год назад

7:42 Good thing I eat apples in bed because I do NOT want a kid named Banana.

@Pretty-Boy-Spencer Год назад

I love my family but I don't. HAHA accurate.

@tri-titan263 Год назад

This is good

@cassandra_bonnet 2 месяца назад

7:46 Mine's Starburst. Acceptable.

@Poqqers Год назад

6:14 hey dont dis crab game like that, wayy better than six flags

@thealmightytigor5308 Год назад

My life is a cursed comment then again I'm a playstation user, everyday I join a PlayStation party it's cursed maybe more cursed than the subreddit.

@Asertix357 Год назад

Yeah voice chat has its downsides.

@samuelcrow4701 Год назад

0:58 love how it says "in secret"

@trollya2838 Год назад

Your voice was close for the penguin! First to arrive at stop and then you go clockwise

@aviationdude737 11 месяцев назад

9:44 I love my family but I’m a bit of an introvert so I’m just not a huge introvert so I’m always looking to get into the habit and get to the right place