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That was the most chaotic and hilarious intro to any Emkay episode that has ever existed.

Im honestly scared of Nicocado. Thanks to a man with a glorious beard ive witnessed nico here shit so hard he broke his ribs, declare that he identifies as skinny, visit a doctor and say the scales all lie, then go home and order two giant pizzas to help him go to sleep. Nico is going to collapse like a neutron star and become a black hole.

Evil emkay be like: There are no fanarts

"Who the f*** stil has a disc tray?" I do. It doesn't see tons of use, but it is very helpful for my classic computer hobby.

Few seconds in and I'm already smiling

6:39 "My great grandfather's firewood was stolen on a regular basis, so he drilled a large hole in a piece. Then, he filled the hole with gunpowder and plugged it before leaving the wood in the pine closet near the road. That winter, someone's home exploded and his firewood never went missing again. It's hypothetical, of course..."

the funniest part about this video is the censor sound, i love how he just goes OOO

I was going to yell "COCAINE" on that intro one, but then he read 'grampa' and i stood there giggling by myself

What's coming after Halloween? Somebody: "Yeah, we know" Someone ruined in: "Nonstop Nut November, you can't fail this event"

Tbh we should really be grateful that people like nik exist, because if a zombie apoclyspe ever happens we now have food for like 2 weeks

I knew the Vatican is secretly unholy after dark but it is nice to know they play teenaged appropriate games.

The fact that he is censoring with Goofy singing Wake me up inside is killing me 🤣

3:32 I had to explain the difference to my family... Here's how I did it. Giving the toilet paper a beard is awesome.... Giving the toilet paper a mullet, that's cruel.

0:01 cocaine

2:55 I like to put crush up two bricks of ramen and cook them in my rice cooker. It's also good to throw in a large can of chicken for the chicken flavor, or a can of French onion soup for the beef flavor.

2:48 Raw ramen noodles are surprisingly good actually. Just like Cap'n Crunch on cheese pizza. I'm not joking about either of these.

Thank you for welcoming me, robin :)

2:23 Considering that it bears an almost uncanny resemblance to Azura’s Star from Skyrim, I am definitely convinced that it does indeed collect souls.

For the toilet paper, having it against the wall keeps cats from unrolling it as much.

0:22 Holy crap! I had a dream last night where Kung fu panda 4 came out and they met the human world. This... this is extra cursed now.

"Grandpa" o-o

That transition at 2:40 was too perfect.

yes

It’s an honor that a comment from my second account made it into an Emkay video what a pleasent surprise. Have a nice day!

0:33 they said WRONG answers

Hey Emkay, I’ve been struggling with severe depression and your videos always cheer me up, thanks!

Love the emkay team massive support from me ig . Again love the videos

This video is basically Robin not getting the joke

The FanArt was epic!

guys dont worry, the only reason robin had such salty remarks this video, is because he failed NNN.

Oh boy, here we go again

Why do people not like raw ramen? Crush it up, mix it up with the flavoring, then you have a childhood snack.

“What item is this? Wrong answers only” Opium

7:50 we can, i forgot how i found that out but yeah they fall out honestly im glad they do because your living ball juice would die of heat if they stayed inside

2:16. Oh, Japan would love that pumpkin. Mostly for something going into girls mouths.

I love how Robin has just had it with this subreddit

I can confirm that people eating the noodle raw in VietNam is very common, and we also consider it as a snack. I will be back with more disturbing facts.

0:45 Hits hard because there was an accident a few years ago in the Dutch town of Oss where 4 young kids were killed by an upcoming train

7:05 _You then recognize the bodies in the water_

7:45 that sounds more painful than sitting cross-legged then hearing a pop sound from down below.

"who has a disc tray still" me, who watches movies and plays old cd games: *sweating nervously*

1:52 trust me, knowing middle schoolers, that probably happened

8:55 INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR XD

Imagine actually caring about NNN, couldn’t be me

4:08 i agree with you. why does it have to be some stupid tradition?

“Nut Sack Cat” -Robin

2:02 the guy who made the lamb sauce account sits behind me in class.. no joke he showed me the account and that he could edit the comment

3:16 people who don't know People who know

8:02 was a good one.

This video is so funny to the point where I spat out my drink in laughter.

"Nearest red object" Me, in a red car: *oh Neptune*

3:09 that fucking broke me. I fucking LOVE old paintings because of shit like this

Robin has the uncanny ability to suck the joy right out of these videos.

Emkay: WAIT DONT- Time traveler kicks rock Emnah: hello there

Hold on, this is the first ever "R/CursedComments" that i saw that didn't talk about Hitler or the Nazis 2021 is a strange year

The 'ooooo' at the swearing is a little too funny at 1am

2:49 Nah man everyone would eat that when fighting an undead wizard for a long time who has, for the time being, decided to spare you in combat. Anyone who doesn't will probably die.

4:35 Jokes on you , i don't have a PC !

Robin, I don't think you understand just how screwed up public schools are. Both my parents were teachers at multiple public highschools for a solid 10+ years (my mom taught highschool biology and my dad taught highschool chemistry) They have some absolutely insane stories of what their kids would do. One story, my dad had a group of girls in his class who pulled out their bloody tampons and tossed them up to the ceiling to see if they would stick. He said it was a disturbing surprise to see how well the tampons did in fact stick to the ceiling. He lectured them to not to do it again or else he'd send them to the principal. The next month, they did it again. The other horror story was from my mom: she was pregnant with me at the time when she was teaching, and one of her students came in to her classroom in between class periods to "talk". The next thing she knew, he pulled out a knife and came at her saying "I'm gonna kill you and cut that baby out of your stomach!" Thankfully, the football players she was teaching were walking on the way to her classroom and saw what was going on/heard my mom scream for help and tackled the kid until security was able to haul him away. I don't know what happened to him, but I know he wasn't arrested because the school wanted to act like it never happened. They have a plethora of horror stories like these, so everytime I read a story like "My highschool classmate intentionally peed in the middle of class" I think to myself "Yeah, seems about right."

I'm sick right now but your videos make me smile so much❤️

4:20 seconds in, is when the narrator gets tired of this one

5:22 Doctor: so tell me why you shoved a BACKPACK UP WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE

Just started looking at this chanel yesterday. I already know all the names of "narrators" by their voice.

BRO THAT LAST ONE GOT ME ROLLING LMAO

6:37 The english is not that bad... Some people aren't native speakers but still trying their best. The word "piece" is still recognizable even when the letter e is missing. Idk man, maybe it's because I am not a native speaker but whenever I see broken english I think "Aw, they're trying their best!" instead of "oH My GoD iT's sO BaD I caN't EveN ReAd iT!"

Do you have a cat? Then it's A. Cats single handedly tripled my toilet paper costs until I could move the litter box into another room.

yknow i found some weird salt in my living room and it tastes funny

Robin sounds really hostile today lol

"They all taste the same in the end" People thought sex but it wasnt...

With the ramen one, the only time I eat it uncooked from the package is when I go to my friends house and they have top ramen, it always tastes different for some odd reason, I tried the ramen at my house uncooked and it tasted weird, but I like it at her house, idk it’s weird, and I’m weird

Not sure if r/Cursecomments got worse or if we just got jaded by all the posts we've read over time, but I honestly think r/Cursed_Images can hold up better.

“What item is this, wrong answers only.” My 12 year old brain: Not Cocaine

Gotta agree, this was pretty tame compared to other cursed comments. Still a good episode 👌

Mixing the ramen and the seasoning when you mix it raw is actually quite nice like a little snack

1:01 Step sister, right, right?

"DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TYPE?? Holy crap people need to learn how to type, we're moving on." people who don't natively speak english:

It’s Wednesday my dudes!

1:16 me who's a Jewish boy tryna figure out where to gatekeep my luggage...

Robin is so finna woke that he’s gatekeeping not having a disc tray.

6:31 my grandfather didn't have anything stolen but he was scared of someone breaking into his store house so he placed bear trap at the entrance.

5:25 oh god the nearest red object to me is a fucking gas canister

Robin calling God they instead of he makes me unreasonably happy

6:19 Someone repeatedly stole u/Apprehensive-Heat-2's grandfather's firewood, so their grandfather drilled a hole in one of the pieces and filled it with gunpowder. Once that piece was stolen and used, the gunpowder caused an explosion because it was pressurized. The explosion spread to the house, and because the thief went through that, they decided to stop. And then, on the very next post, Robin says "sound of gentle waterfall."

The first one had me thinking "DarkSydePhil playing a fighting game".

Bro why we're you so pissed this time? I was just laughing at a comment and in thr background I hear "oh grow up its not funny" and then that continues the entire video like dude comedy is subjective.

Robin: *Swears* The censorship: *BOOOO*

3:40 This isn't CursedComments, this is RareInsults, what are you doing here?

THESE CENSORS GIVE ME LIFE PLEASE NEVER CHANGE THEM

Holy crap I didn't know I could dislike a narrator so much

Reddit: your username is how you die Me: I’ll die of a brick, a block and an animal

Hahaha, another ten minutes of Robin hating his job and doing it badly.

5:25 ... a _a whole family-sized box of cheezits_

Robin feels very hateful this video like I haven't seen him complain that much before. Granted subreddit is kinda bad rn but still.

the nearest red thing to me is a metre long 1/3 metre wide window seat cushion i think i can squeeze it in

You're always salty Robin. You don't have to specify today. Maybe one day I'll laugh at a video with you in it though

6:54 I emotionally feed lies to myself that I’m a failure and I will never go anywhere in life until I have a mental breakdown and cry

Gonna be real here Robin is my least favorite

That Dutch "busslady" got cakes,though

Why is robin so negative

2:49 there is actually a korean treat where instead of boiling ramen, you crush it before opening it and then seasoning it with a package that comes with it. I forgot what it was called, but the mascot was a dude smiling as he is murdering a ramen package in front of their family.