r/Dankmemes | italian angry 

relatable.

Me to bud

I watch them at night instead of scrolling forever

Same

Ah. I see you are a man of culture as well

I’m not religious but… AMEN SISTER!!

Just today i have to walk the dog cause my sister who usually walks the dog outside is sick Being outside seeing people i don't know is just stressin the heck out of me. i accidentally engaged eye contact on a woman that time my mind was going "ah crap she probably thinks im staring at her for a while now and she also probably thinks I'm a weirdo" brain immediately commanded me to look away immediately then thought again "wow thats was awkwardly weird"

@@inrediblepotatoe7764Oml i god dam relate so hard to this

I love people and I have social skills, I just can't use my social skills well sometimes and can't deal with more than like two people at a time without being overwhelmed. And sometimes people just need to be patient with me so I can open up.

@@Spex2601 yes. I can manage three if we're related.

@Ismin Nelon imagine being a bot

Well that was my childhood trauma, it was a show that my family would watch at my grandmother's house, watched it when I was like 5 and it scared me

Exactly, but not really

@Ismin Nelon imagine being a bot and just being a bot and just being a bot and just being a bot and just being a bot and just being bot

For me it was more like late 2000's early 2010's but I relate to this so hard

Editor: no maiden? Translation: no waifu?

@@Valome_Virtual_Gravedigger Despite the fact Melina is pretty absent from the game, you rarely see her

No maidens?

Fia the Deathbed Companion is someone all of us need

She takes 5% of your health as compensation tho lol

La pizza non è internazionale perché la vostra fa cagare Per gli amici americani

@@ema05lele20 un argomento interessante. dobbiamo - ritengo - distinguere tra la pizza come concetto astratto (che è effettivamente diventata internazionale) la pizza come oggetto concreto (che col cazzo che è internazionale perché sebbene essi abbiano il concetto di pizza non sono capaci di concretizzarlo se non in una pallida imitazione - per intenderci come se io che ho le abilità spaziali di uno spastico pretendessi di scolpire una statua: ho una bella immagine nella mia testa ma forse solo qualche neomodernista cieco _potrebbe_ chiamare statua il risultato) e infine la pizza come arte che non esiste nemmeno in tutta l'Italia figuriamoci all'estero.

@@wisteria3032 I felt that.

If people don't like pineapple on pizza because it's a fruit, what's wrong with tomato?

@@the_Dos__ tomato Is Good pineapple Is gross

me: everywhere at the end of time

> Has never seen the titanic to cry watching it

I'ts what the user is named.

@@maskedbacon2889 yeah lol

Emkay is Daily dose of memes of REDDIT

@@markstevenrotagines YES

Same dude

What gamr?

@@monika.alt197 I'm pretty sure that's a Pokémon game.

@@monika.alt197One of the 7th generation Pokemon games on the 3DS. Forgot which pair, but considering I didn’t bother with the second pair at all, I think that line was from Sun and Moon.

I thought he did that before.

What about Lexi?

Lexi and jack are quite offended

ah, robin’s a good lad he loves lexi and jack too much to do that

I’m absolutely certain Robin is older than me, I think it’s a ‘how you were raised’ thing lol

like soothouse.....before the imminent fall

@scale *fake*

@chhah no

Really

that happened

Sounds like my kinda man.

No one here can convince *us*. I’m on your side

It's good on pizzas

@@phoenixfeathers4128 🍍✊🏻🍍

@MrGooseHonks brr I think using ketchup instead of tomato sauce is a sin, not pineapple 😁

@MrGooseHonks brr People think it's a sin due to how it taints the originality of the food. Take sushi for an example, multiple versions of it were made but none of them are garbage, unlike how pineapple pizza is garbage :troll:

so does shrex

@@pink_sky_morning4842 wait are we talking about Shrek or Sex here

You pronounce the word meme like my mom

@@sundeeprandhawa6007 that's the joke, now if you don't mind, r/whoosh

@@truckkunismylordandsaviour shut up

@@truckkunismylordandsaviour …..I should’ve seen that coming

@@sundeeprandhawa6007 Yup! Well it was nice to meet you, sir/ ma'am / mx .

Its a shitpost subreddit

@@bedroxzbass4706 In the beginning it was, now its just hard to watch

@@lilacetone1 no it still is a semi-shitpost sub

it used to be good its just blatantly annoying now

Well I think you need to be in a mental asylum

Exactly

Thats so weird,he just disappeared

A bullet from the Italian Mafia may change your mind

I haven't seen him =)

that's scary

@@Kora_Bronze the reply above you is scary

@@ImAHappyDuck bots arent scary just annoyigna nd stupid

CALL THE ITALIAN MAFIA

I wonder if they will put apple on pizza

TO THE SHADOW REALM!

It's good, I love it! 😊

I prefer putting pizza on pineapple

As non italian, i like pineapple pizza

The real torture isn’t the pineapple, it’s the lack of any cheese on that pizza.

@@slayzet4293 as italian, i Need soap for my eyes

Yea, put me off especially since Lexi is a trans woman

@@SpairM ikr? Being trans myself, it made me super uncomfortable.

I felt that tbh

Same, honestly. I’m glad that someone spoke up about it. They need to review these memes before putting them in. I love Robin, but seeing those kind of memes in here makes me a bit disappointed.

Then what is man or woman..? Like.. I honestly dont understand. For hundreds of years we defined men/women in a certain way, we say that someone who died 200K years ago is man/woman by their bone structure - which men and women have slightly different so we can tell the difference, so is it all wrong now or what? If biologically being man doesnt mean that you are man, then why should feelings define what you are?

ok

still haven't found what I'm lookin' for. ... house cleaners are hard to find

Declined, for that narrative shall unveileth upon thineself.

what do you think Italians do when someone does a crime?

Aahem, there are olives

@@Blurgorlb true true, so tomato sauce cheese and olives

@@xenia1250 there Is even more, but olives Is the esiest