r/Entitledparents "LET ME PET YOUR DOG OR I'M CALLING THE COPS" 

Update to the second story: EM's husband visited OP's house with his wife and kids and made them apologize 😆😆

Karen: I'll sue this WHOLE store. The store: Gotta get out the door first.

OP‘s mom from the first story is a psycho. If I were OP, I would definitely cut ties and not let that crazy lady anywhere near her grandchildren.

Ok, the entitled dad at the interactive scavenger hunt: "YOU ARE NOT HER PARENT!!" me: "No, you're absolutely right, I'm NOT. What I AM though is the person in charge of running this attraction, AND responsible for the safety and wellbeing of its patrons. If you think I'm going to ignore YOUR CHILD as she's about to get her fingers painfully caught in a closing treasure chest lid, then you can take your family and have a nice day!"

Em: "Get me coffee" Op: "No, I have work." Em: "So you have chosen...death"

Genuine reaction to the 1st story: "I hate people like her. She's gonna get upset and act like OP doesn't exist for the next few dOH MY GOD WTF!?"

"That went from Zero to Felony Manslaughter real quick.." Is now my new favorite line.

Dad starts yelling and little girl immediately hides behind her mom? Smells like abuse to me!

That one about the mother stabbing her kid, unfortunately, sounds too familiar from incidents like that from around where I grew up. The concept of, 'You're my child/slave, so I own you and everything you have," used to be very common and is, thankfully, a concept that is dying out. Too slowly, in my opinion, but dying out nonetheless. To me, that isn't Entitled Parent that is Insane Parent.

Her boyfriend's dad was s onice for taking the car in his name!

"WE WILL TELL HER WHAT SHE CAN AND CAN'T DO!" They either don't give a shit what their kids do, and let her walk all over them, or the dad's abusive.*

I would have lost my temper and yelled at ED: "SHE COULD HAVE BROKEN HER HAND! AND JUDGING BY THE WAY YOU YELL AT ME, YOU WOULD HAVE BLAMED ME FOR IT! NOW LEAVE!"

I really hope that last OP updates and tells us how her mom reacted to being shut down. Seriously, who would promise their ESTRANGED daughter to another family when that daughter already has a BOYFRIEND?

that witch did nothing for her daughter. from what i'm hearing, she raised herself from the age of 13

You said manslaughter, but that was attempted murder. That or that’s the definition in my country.

Regarding the insanity plea: you don't want that. Take the jail/prison time. Taking an insanity plea, that works, requires that you prove that you are no longer a danger to society or yourself. Basically, your ass is put away in an institution for the rest of your life.

When a dude yells at me for no reason (my older brother used to intimidate me like that, cornering me and towering me while he yelled) I just scream like I've been stabbed and then calmly ask them if that is what gets them off, harassing women. If they are compensating for something, but in the most deadpan and low voice I can muster "Does this make you hard, sir? Is harassing people your kink? I'm sorry, I can't help you with your special needs, I have a boyfriend". I used this with my brother because the neighbors would come around and then I would ask him is he gets horny from harassing me and that made him leave my premises really fast. But then again, one of this days I'm going to get punched lmao

"Don't tell my daughter what to do!!!" He yells as he tells someone else's daughter what to do.

r/: parent tries to kill her own kid me: AGAIN THIS IS LIKE THE FOURTH OR FIFTH TIME!!!

4:50 never apologize to an entitled person. It validates their delusions that they're right and you're wrong.

shit just went from coffee to attempted murder real quick

rSlash: OP, if I were you, I would install security cameras because I think this isn't the type of family that would let it drop. Me: I was thinking the same thing!

The fact that a mother would stab her own child over car keys is sickening to me

dog story: if i was them, i'd call the cops

Finally you posted another entitled parents video we have been blessed

"Listen to owners sho work with a reactive dog." Not only that. Listen to dog, any animal actually, owners in general!!! They are responsible for their animal! Both to protect it from you and you from it!

That story about the lady who was whining about an item the store sold out on, and how she slammed into the closing door, and then walked in that same door again, it is so hilarious to think that not only did everyone else there believe she should not have any allowance to shop there anymore, but even the store itself knows she should not be allowed there anymore.

Good lord, when you said "Entitled Mother tries to murder her child," I thought it was your usual slight dramatization of stories. That story went from 0 to 100 so quick

Hell no, some kid using a super soaker on my dog, I'd run them down.

The first story: M: Give me a coffee or lose your car S: What, no? M: Then die Police: You're gonna spend your son's age in prison. M: Surprise Pikachu face

Fun fact. I’ve worked security at target. Karen calling corporate usually ends with them having gained nothing (as expected) but with threatening employees like that they were most likely banned from the store

In the first story what really shook me was not just the stabbing but her just casually brushing her self off and going to go do something else, like she knew what she did and was more than happy to let her own child bleed out on the floor just to prove a pojnt.

I like how your security guard voice is the same as a southern-USA man.

I get really mad when I come across people with kids or animals that have been abused...who the HELL does that to a child or an animal? One time I was on Hampstead Heath in NW London, there's a woman walking towards me carrying a small dog ( can't remember what breed...but small ). Now I'm a 'doggy' kind of guy...love 'em! So I asked if I could say 'hello'. 'Oh he won't come to you...he was badly treated by the people that had him before us...he's a rescue dog'. I grinned at her...'I bet I can get him to come to me...and if you have a couple of minutes I'll prove it'. She was willing to give it a go. I got down on the ground, the woman put the dog down, he's on his lead. I'm literally laying on my belly just talking, coaxing him to me...after a few minutes of talking quietly he actually came right up to me and licked my nose ! She was astounded ! A few minutes later he was sitting in my lap as I stroked him. By this time we had a small crowd of people standing nearby watching. The woman could hardly believe what had happened. I explained that most people just don't have the patience when it comes to animals or kids that had been abused. Most of the time that's all it takes...the willingness to be kind and patient. As you've probably guessed... I'm a big softy with animals and kids :-) I'm fairly big as well ( nearly 6 ft 3" tall and about 220 lbs ).

I had an ED come up to me while I was on break working at McDonald's when I was a teen. He had some problem with what he ordered and demanded I "fix" it for him. I told him I was on break and he'd have to go to the front counter, and he tried the same intimidation technique on me. At the time, I was playing high-school football and was a defensive end; when I stood up from the table I was 6'3" tall and about four inches taller than he was - not the "Incredible Hulk", but he could see that I wasn't pleased nor was I going to "fix" his issues. He slowly backed away as I approached him, finally going to the counter. I sat down and resumed my meal. NOTE: These twerps will only do this to people whom they think they can bully around, and only when they think there will be no harm coming to them. When I stood up after refusing to be his servant, that removed the "no harm coming to them" part of things, and he walked away. Standing up to these people is NOT what they expect nor want!

'Karen in the store' was the best one. It made me laugh like how the people on the store would🤣🤣

"I want item!" ""We don't have item"" "I still want it and I want it here" I don't understand how you expect someone to magically create one out of thin air

Me:*turns on video* rSLASH: welcome to R/entitledparents where a woman tries to kill her own kid Me: excuse me WHAT?

The audacity of the mother in the first story like who's mother is this insane that they would almost kill there son/daughter over some fuckin keys .

Dang, if I had been in that store when Karen walked into the door, I would have started clapping at the first time ...... and definitely continued clapping even harder and louder with the second. Some times you need to do more than laugh at stupid tricks.

0:17 What kind of parent thinks it's a good idea to punish your kid by cutting off the power and having no food in the house?!

I had this aggressive dog and this kid would not stop pestering me about petting him, and no one really gave me any help. We were at a park. So I had to keep telling her not to pet him, because he was a 180 pound Great Dane I may not be able to pull him off. He was super unpredictable, there wasn't any really known triggers. 90% of the time he was a chill, but then the 10% he would trying attacking people mostly focused on females but he was also jealous of my younger siblings. He even randomly attacked people that he was cool with before. I ended up going on a walk to get away from her, but it did mean I never got to take a little break. It was mentally tiring always being on high alert with him. We tried several trainers, and we tried to relocate him but unfortunately no one wanted to take him no shelters or anything so we ended up having to put him down. Always ask to pet someone's dog, and if they tell you no it is for a good reason. Another time kids were salty at me was when I told them they couldn't pet the dog I was dog sitting. It was my first couple times with this dog, so I wasn't sure how she would react so out of precaution I said no. She would have probably been fine from what I now know. Unfortunately she has recently been put down due to illness.

Rslash: Entitled mother tries to murder her own kid Me: again?

I thought when the second story said BANG I thought the security shot the karen lmao.

Me after hearing the intro: stop it, get some help

Fact of the day: The word “Canada” is 50 percent the letter A Also Canadians say “eh” a lot Coincidence? Probably

Let’s just say that if I was OP and those were my dogs, super soakers wouldn’t be the only thing broken

2:44 when no scratch that, IF she get out, I think it's best that OP find his own place, it's especially hard at these times but it's definitely better then staying in that toxic house

For the second story, the best answer is to either threaten or call CPS, that normally sorts the issue out

Entitled Mom: I'm lazy, get me a coffee and pay for it to Son: I can't, I don't have money for a coffee or time to if I did, or I'd be late for work Entitled Mom: Fine, you don't want to buy me a coffee, I'll just MURDER you instead I have a mother who's, for a lack of a nicer way to put it, got some mental issue that caused my childhood to be not the greatest and a no-contact order placed on her. Yet I still can't wrap my head around how that went from "screw your job, buy me a coffee" to "fine, I'll murder you instead" ... Guess my mom isn't the craziest one out there after all.

This happened a few days before Christmas. I was at Target and saw a group of entitled parents harassing the employees because they didn't have the new Xbox or PS5. They all had the same excuse of I promised my child or my kids' Christmas will be ruined. I went up to one of the employees to ask for help looking at specific headphones and games. He seemed relieved that I wasn't a lunatic about to chew him out. It got so bad that security and some cops to disperse the crowd.

I have a dog who was also treated horribly before we got her. She barks at other dogs and other people, my oldest brother can't even be in the room with her, since she tries to bite him. We have a specific lead for her, which is bright yellow and has 'nervous' written all over it, to stop people from approaching and potentially getting hurt. We get weird looks from parents when we take her on walks, probably because we move as far as possible from them when passing. We haven't had a direct encounter with a Karen or entitled child yet, thankfully, but I'm waiting for the day when my dad is too busy and I have to go alone.

9:31 I half expected her to not pay attention *again* and get hit by a car.

The last story ended to fast. Hope she writes an update

God as someone with a reactive dog (with a bite history), that second story is my worst nightmare. I always have to be on high alert while walking him, looking over my shoulder for both people and dogs. We’re working on muzzle training but it’s going slowly :/

I'd have pissed myself laughing at that woman running into the door, the second time they'd have had to call an ambulance for me because I'd blackout from lack of oxygen.

Rslash: "My aunt responded with-" Ad: "Big trucks for big jobs"

Jesus I can't imagine getting stabbed in the gut, that would kill me within seconds

As someone who has a reactive dog: PLEASE, do not touch a dog without asking the owner first. I have a miniature pinscher mix that, after a lot of training, is now usually quite chill and can even walk without a leash on, but is fearful of people and will bark/growl if you try to pet him out of nowhere - the only time he bit someone, though without drawing blood, it was a guy doing renovations in my apartment, and the guy did provoke him first, stomping his feet at him, so the bite was more like a warning. He needs to first smell your hand and have you be at his level (as he's a small dog, you have to crouch) so that he doesnt feel threatened, and he also doesnt do well with kids, since they usually have a pretty chaotic energy. That said, although some people have made the mistake of trying to pet him without asking, they usually stop and let him get comfortable first when I tell them he's fearful. It doesnt help that I also have a chihuahua-yorkie mix that loves everyone, so she likes to greet random people when on walks, and they tend to think that if one dog is friendly, the other one will be as well. I've only had one Karen insisting on her son petting my fearful dog, and that went as well as you can imagine... The kid only got away unharmed 'cus I picked my dog up and away from them on time. She did try screaming at my face that I shouldnt bring an 'aggressive dog' out of the house like that, and "What would I do if her baby got hurt?!", so I yelled back that she should have listened the first time when I said the dog doesnt like children, that he's fearful, and that I'm within my rights to walk my dog without having her crotch goblin bothering us. Thankfully, I never saw her again.

EP: "I've done everything for you!" OP: "Except provide power, food, tried to take my car and you nearly killed me." Applaud everyone! Applaud sarcastically!

Karen: Open! Open! Door: *You shall not pass*

Quick note: The lady in the thumbnail straight up threw that puppy at the guy filming. I wish I was joking

My mom had a similar experience with an entitled couple while walking her dog. The dog was a rescue and as sweet as could be with people but absolutely lost his shit and wanted to fight any and all other animals (and bicyclists). We were camping at a private campground (membership only personal camp spaces and a 5 year wait for a spot) that had an "all dogs must be on a lease" policy. It wasn't aggressively enforced. While out walking with the dog my mom spotted this couple who had there dog off lease. She pulled our dog back knowing what he'd do. The couple saw this and shouted to her "it's OK, our dog is friendly." My mom yelled back that ours was not and to please hold their dog while they passed. The repeated that it's OK cus their dog is friendly and just wanted to say hi. My mom pulled our dog back as this other dog approached rapidly. My mom however is not a strong woman and our dog quickly knocked onto the ground, stood on her to prevent her from getting up and started a dog fight. The other couple ran over and quickly separated the dogs and helped my mom up. Luckily they began to apologize about the situation and asked my mom not to report them for violating the lease policy. I really hope those people learned their lesson. Lease laws/policies aren't just about keeping aggressive dogs contained but keeping friendly dogs from running up to the aggressive ones too.

I've lived in the tri-state area near northern VA all my life, but I moved to FL for 2 years with my fiance. We picked up a rescue dog down there that was the cutest pup ever. She didn't seem to have any issues as a pup. But as she got older we could tell she was either abused or a runt who wasn't able yo get the food she needed. She is a food crackhead and is very jumpy when we go outside. She loves when the wind blows leaves around and chases them. But other than that everything scares her. She barks at mostly everyone. But mainly people carrying things. If people stand still and she comes up she's fine. But if people roll up fast she's not okay. If some person like that first turd came up to my dog/house I wouldn't have been nice to her.

The ad that I got when the aunt responded was an Ozempic ad when she's like Oh OH OH! Ozempic. So the aunt responded with Oh OH OH!

Imagine stabbing your own child because they wouldn't get you a coffee...

2:14 From personal experience, don't keep yourself from crying. In fact, start SOBBING and wailing the explanation (like "she could have broken her fingers I'm sorry!") really loud. A big tall man making a woman - especially a younger girl - cry like that makes it very awkward for him. It's humiliating to do, but the look of consternation and even panic on the men's faces when they realize everybody's looking or that they went too far is very satisfying. Makes them aware of the consequences of their actions, finally.

We had some entitled neighbours once. I was just a little kid, so I didn't know about this until years later. We had two labradors that were absolutely sweethearts. For some reason, the neighbour was obsessed with getting them in trouble. Somehow, the dogs keeps escaping- and after my dad set up a camera we found out the neighbour had sent her kids to damage our fence and let them out. My dad apparently threatened her with the video and to get police involved if they did it again. Another time, we were out of our city on holiday, and we had our dogs with us. My dad got a call from our neighbour and she sounded so triumphant as she said "we have your dog. He escaped again." My dad found it hilarious because both of our dogs were sitting right next to him.... She had just taken someone else's dog

some people just deserve a swift kick to the face :(

"Where an entitled mother tries to murder her own child" Me: Hoo boy, this is going to be fun

As a person who has never studied dog behavior ever, I have known from the first day i can remember understand that if you see a dog that comes up to you all sniffing, it's going to be a cool dog. if the dog is barking, it's going to be nervous and agitated easily, so leave it.

In a another post I kind of spoke about our puppy's, baby #1 is 10, baby #2 is 8 and I have had her since she was 3 weeks old, bottle feed her and used warm baby wipes so she would go potty. She is a Tibetan Spinel, her breed was breed specify to be miss trusting of strangers, with that said. Here is what I would of done, I would have call the police, because at the point that the kid walked up to the door and tried to open it (the door) he was breaking and entering. When the two boys where on the guys property without an invitation and trying to go into the back yard they where trespassing and their attempt to spray the dog with water is animal cruelty. I don't know what state this incident happen in, but in Texas once you tell someone to leave your property and don't you have the right to defend your and your property; especially if they are threatening.

The amount of comments here in this short amount of time is nuts

"Get me coffee" "No" "Murder it is then"

9:35 I think I know which resort OP works at. We've taken the kids there a couple times, and that game really is fun. We were actually there in March, less than two weeks before everything started shutting down. I know my kids. My son is a teenager now, so he's "too cool" for this now, but he used to be a real sweetheart. My daughter is in grade school and has that same heart of gold, and hasn't decided to hide it yet. My daughter would have given that employee a big hug and told him it's not his fault, that she knows he was just trying to protect the little girl. And God help that overgrown manchild if he tried anything with my husband or me nearby. Neither of us are big, but we're both veterans and can be scary as hell when we need to be. Anyone else notice the part where the little girl got scared by her "daddy", and not by some stranger correcting her behavior? Anyone else see the massive red flag that I see? Sure, it's possible she's scared because she's never seen him like that, but all the other indicators (ex: ignoring the wife) point to something less wholesome.

I relate to OP in the second story because once a kid (9 or 10 idk and don’t care) who only could be described as a brat came to my dog who gets very scared and sometimes aggravated over young kids and was trying to pick her up and I was talking to someone (a friend I ran into) and then I hear my dog growling and look over then the little kid sees me looking and drops my dog hurting her because my dog landed on her side, and then said “oops” and laughed and because I was pissed and grumpy because girl problems, I said in a sad but sorta bossy tone “OH MY GOD, ^dogs name^ ARE YOU OKAY, *looks at kid* WHAT DID YOU DO? SHES BLEEDING!” (she wasn’t) and the kid yelled “WELL SHE GROWLED SO SHE DESERVES IT” and I was pissed so just left but as I was walking away holding my dog a lady who I think was the mom said “why would YOU yell at MY kid!” And I was done so just said “I’m not dealing with you right now.” And left, I swear some kids don’t understand boundaries :p

Last time I was this early the SDF-1 accidentally left Earth.

Jesus christ. That "mother" in the first story needs help.

This dog story is so infuriating... A friend of mine got a dog a while ago. He was 6 months old and we didn't know what the old owner did or did not with him since he was scared when he saw other dogs but very friendly with humans. One time we were standing on the bus station and the other people already constantly looked at us. Its very unusual to see a Wolfsspitz in our area so people always asked for the breed and want to pet him. This was our first interaction with children and this dog. Three kids came over and asked if they could pet him and since strangers never were a problem my friend said yes. The kids then tried to pet the dog in very fast motions. The dog backs away (obviously scared), so we tried to teach them that they should move slow and let the dog take his time (every adult was never a problem since they are slow in the beginning). The kids didn't listend and were becoming faster and more aggressive after every failed try. Thankfully the big sister (at least what it looked liked) intervened and took the kids away, saying that the dog doesn't want to be pet. I now know that I should have interrupted right away but thankfully everything went well. Imagining this with a actually aggressive dog... this could have ended dangerous... Im still questioning why people just dont listen when you try to teach them about animals... you can make as many mistakes as you want to when learning something about... idk cooking or painting... but animals are something different... you can get hurt, the animal can get hurt etc. I just know that my friend encountered one other child while on a walk and that child was sweet and calm and everything went well... pls teach your kids how to behave around animals... its so god damn important.

the whole 'don't tell me how to parent my child!' thing reminds me of something that happened to a coworker of mine. way back after a few years she started ( maybe 4 or 5 years, she's been in retail for 30+ years ) the old tills used to have a gap between the belts and the metal part at the end of the tills. people's fingers would get pinched at best, stuck at worst, and this lady's kid was playing at the end sticking their fingers into the gap. my coworker told the kid in a super nice voice 'don't do that sweetie you'll get hurt' and the mom just turned around and said 'Don't parent MY child'. my coworker just went 'ok' and walked away. not even three minuets later the kid is screaming their head off cause guess what, their fingers got stuck. an ambulance had to be called that's how bad it was.

There it is. A few minutes late

I am glad there are no Karen’s where I live

"WE'LL TELL HER WHAT SHE CAN AND CAN'T DO!!!" - Someone who doesn't understand how parenting works. Seriously, parenting shouldn't be only about what you can or cannot do. It should also make your kid learn that society has rules...

Like the story with dad yelling at an employee, I had my own encounter with a parent like that. I was working at a home decor store my senior year of high school. It was around Christmas time and we had a display at the front of the store with a huge Christmas tree and other holiday. To clarify the display is about 1-2 feet off the ground on a large platform. I was at on registers and was checking out a woman (who was on her cell phone talking) in her 30's and her 4-5 year old daughter. The daughter grabbed a dove ornament without her mom looking while shopping and put them on the counter for me to ring up. The woman immediately tells me not to ring them up and hands her daughter the dove and tells her to "put it back". The woman continues to focus on her phone conversation and turned her back while her daughter walked behind her. I watch the daughter as I'm finishing the transaction. The little girl proceeds to climb up the display and walks to the Christmas tree to put the dove on it. I look at the woman and she's still on the phone talking with her back facing her kid. I call out to the little girl to please get down before she gets hurt. The mom snapped her head at me. "I AM HER PARENT, NOT YOU! " Turns to the little girl, "GET OFF THAT RIGHT NOW!" I finished the transaction, albeit a bit a stunned. The mom complained to the person on the phone of strangers trying to parent her child. She left with no other incident and her daughter saying bye to the bird. I wonder what would have happened if I didn't say anything? Probably would have gotten yelled at by her either way. I swear some parents use that phrase just to make it look like they're not a bad parent.

Wtf is wrong with these psychos in these stories.. Someone threatens you, CALL THE COPS ON THEM!!!! Lady threatens to call animal control? CALL THE COPS ON HER!! SHE IS ABUSING THE SYSTEM AGAINST YOU, THAT'S A CRIME! XD

I genuinely want to know, who was OP's dad of the first story. The guy forget the golden rule of "DONT PUT YOUR DICC IN CRAZY" Edit: on the last story, I bet the EM just want OP to date the guy because the guy's family have money.

Yeah, when someone says "no you can't pet that animal bc" .... it's best to stay away. Karens don't really know the meaning of " NO"! OMG, that Karen walking into the door TWICE had me ROLLING!! 🤣🤣 Thanks for starting my weekend off with a HUGE LAUGH!!

I was listening to this on my phone via earbuds and right as he said “Bang!” at 8:34 my connection cut. “Bang!” And then silence. It dragged on. I was like: “is he doing this for effect? Wtf? Then I realized

I READ MOST OF THESE ON REDDIT. It's better hearing rSlash though.

First story: As if entitled parents aren't crossing enough borders in their eternal struggle to be treated like royalty despite their disgusting abuse, once they step into the realm of murder they deserve to be buried under the jail. This kind of person has a mindset not unlike the most hardened criminals, which makes the lack of urgency to investigate and punish these kind of people by the juridical system unfair sometimes. It's good to hear some real justice dispensed against them every once in a while, since it sets an example for how they should be treated. Good riddance, and best wishes to OP's future. Second story: I understand that OP wanna send out a message of how to treat pets with psychological problems, but sadly entitled people don't respect _anyone,_ and anything you try to tell them will just fly over their heads. That sad excuse of a mother would gladly allow her crotch goblins to abuse your dogs and still claim animal abuse on your part. Even her thinking that breaking your fence to make your dogs to run out being an appropriate response to your breaking of her crotch goblins' toys when they admit to having malicious intents speaks volumes about her personality. That kind of delusion can't be reasoned with. Third story: The mind of a Karen is so pre-occupied with malicious thoughts and delusional outrage that they gradually lose all sense of situational awareness and intelligence. While their behavioral pattern is very predictable, you just can't help but find the accidents they bring upon themselves hilarious. Sometimes I wonder how they can even walk in high-heels without twisting their ankles constantly. Fourth story: Real tough piece of work bullying someone smaller than himself. I can see how this is a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation, because guys like him will find every reason to victimize someone. He's the kind of guy that will get into a heated argument with the wrong person one day, and will come to deeply regret that decision. Fifth story: Indian culture seems to be the epitome of entitlement. While hearing about this kind of parental behavior in their culture doesn't strike me as unusual, it's sad that children who wants nothing to do with such outdated and radical planned marriage traditions has a hard time cutting ties and still be treated like they are under their parents' control. At least OP's aunt is kind and sensible enough to act as a mediator to expose her sister's schemes while not giving out any information about OP in return.

OP went to the wall literally to protect that little girl but not figuratively. And it's because people like this entitled dad don't experience any real clapback in the moment for their neglect or negligence, regardless of the reason people don't stand their ground, that this guy will continue his shenanigans. OP wasn't the only one he terrorized that day. That little girl hid behind her mother for protection with tears in her eyes. Who's going to step in to protect them when he has them literally against the wall? OP had the upper hand and didn't even realize it, let alone make use of it by at least getting security or the cops or anything to deal with this guy. Anything the guy did after that would've just compounded *his* problems. Yeah, it sucks when your job puts you between a rock and a hard place, behind the 8 ball, etc. But you still have to do your job, even if that's just the timely notification of somebody in a different position of something that transpired. If you don't, other people could end up paying a hefty price for a long time to come.

I thought I'd seen it all and nothing could shock me in terms of abusive/toxic parents, but I have never heard of a parent literally stabbing their kid and casually walking away. She probably pulled it out afterward and claiming insanity makes a lot more sense than self defense.

If you see this, dr cat has sent you his medical magic which will keep you safe for the rest of today :)

I literally just read the first one you read this morning. One like = one “oh, that makes sense.”

that 3rd story, I had the same thing happen, more or less. I work at a place called Great Wolf Lodge, and its fricking awesome. We have a waterpark, giftshops, food courts, 4 floors of our resort (Varies), and this thing called Magi-Quest. Magi-Quest is basically the 1st floor of the resort is covered with different items that wands ($17.99 a pop, can be used at other resorts so they aren't total scams) with other stuff available. We have chests among those items, that can be forced open. One of those things are even heavier than all our displayed merchandise combined, they could break a hand in half. We have precautions to keep employees from breaking their hands the same way the kids or frustrated parents would have. This 4 year old (NK nice kid) and 9 year old (ONK older nice kid) are trying to force a chest open, and do so. I run over and gently push their hands away and close the chest slowly. (M = Me) M Hey guys, please don't do that, you might get hurt. These things are very heavy. ONK: Ok, I'm sorry ma'am. *Then we introduce ED and EM* EM: What are you doing? They were just messing around! You can't spoil their fun like that! ONK: Mama, she said we could have gotten hurt. I don't want to get hurt. EM: Dear don't defend this jerk. You can have fun, if its so dangerous they shouldn't have this. *Then the person who probably makes this story unbelievable EK (15M) And for context, I'm 17F.* *EK, again 15 and not at all disabled in any way mentally or physically, reaches for my skirt. I instinctivly slapped his hand away because dude, get your hand away from my skirt.* EM: How dare you! You can't do that to my son! That is assault! M: Okay? And if your son grabbed my skirt that would be s€xual assault? EM: Oh shut up. Boys will be boys! ED: *Runs Over* What the h€ll did you do to my son?! You are a woman you need to act like it! EK: Yeah! It (Yes. He actually called me an it.) is a girl! I can do what I want. EM: *Fricking nods and condones this saying* Exactly. If you don't want to attract boys then don't dress like a sk@nk! *K (My manager) sees me on the very of tears with two adults over me, a 15 year old grabbing at my clothes and two crying kids walks over.* K:What the hell is happening?! ED: This woman is ruining our kids fun and wont let them touch her K: Sir, your son has no right to touch our employees. EM: SHUT UP!!! BOYS WILL BE BOYS. AND SHES A WOMAN SO MY SON CAN TOUCH HER. K: *Grabs her arm* EM: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?!! LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOO *This Karen is screaming like a banshee* K: But, your a woman? I can touch you. Boys will be boys~. Oh also, *She slips him a note saying, 'GTFO. and apologize to NK and ONK for me.* I got to pick out a new custom wand, topper, and creature + a paid day off.

My mom used to always sign me up for things without telling me. Whether it was cleaning a farm up, catering at church events, or offering me to babysit other kids.. I'm 19 now and while she doesnt sign me up anymore (due to work), she still doesnt tell me when actual important things come up until the day of.

That guy just broke their water guns? I would snap it in half then threaten to do that to their necks.

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For those who probably just listen and didn’t read the text, EM’s reply to OP going to work was written as *”wooooorrk”* as in she probably either thought OP was making it up or acted like it wasn’t important. RSlash quoted it as if she was speaking normally, so you wouldn’t be able to tell this little detail unless you saw the quotes.

The target story is almost identical to one I witnessed as I work at target, both times it’s happened but never the door closing twice on the Karen’s. It’s actually concerning knowing this must have happened at countless targets