r/Hmmm | answer call speedrun any% 

0:51 Lexi, your screen magnifier has failed you. That is not bacon, it is spaghetti noodles with sauce on a tape roller.

The real princess was inside you all along. Forget about the one you've been trying to save for a while.

4:50 that isnt sand on the floor, that looks like its carved into the floor.

0:50 I think I would prefer bacon tape over the pasta tape, although that would mean the bacon isn't as crisp as I would like for it to work. 5:00 I was going to say that was paint, but I think it might actually be carved out of the wood. Still time consuming, but probably far less then if it was sand or something loose. 6:00 The "5 people have this in their cart" makes that image better to me.

0:13 Loading screen tips be like:

so thats what they meant by toe shoes

OMG, LEXI WATCHES TOP GEAR!?!? If you haven't Lexi, you should watch The Grand Tour, it has Jeremy, Richard, and James in it as the hosts

4:03 that cat looks so happy to be in its current situation

0:42 CHRISTMAS ISN'T THE ONLY THING HES GONNA STEAL FROM ME.

4:55 Lexi, that's not sand on that floor. It's carved into the hardwood tiles

Hey! Spongebob is never out of place. I match all aesthetics. Now if you excuse me I'm off to get heart surgery because 30 years of eating krabby patties has taken its toll.

0:51 That is NOT Bacon. That’s spaghetti

6:24 Lexi's adorable giggle while talking about the literal demon core, peak adorableness 🤣😍

5:39 Sherri Lewis and Lamb Chop ( kid's show Lamb Chop's play along).

Whoever called that bacon tape was high, that was clearly pasta tape. Edit since people can't read the replies: I know Lexi is blind. I am not commenting on HER, the meme has a title of it's own. Jeezus HMS Chris, I'm not attacking Lexi bros. Maybe I should have said "Whoever Titled this" But I'm sure some would figure out a way to misunderstand. I'm not even gonna apologize for ya'll misreading, at least it's engagement in the video. Keep doin' your thing Lexi, I always share your videos to City of Heroes: Homecoming Everlasting Pride Fest discord Server. LASTLY! I'm pretty sure Lexi gets high anyway so it's not even an insult, I get high!

Now we know what David did with Goliath after he killed him. 😂 0:10

10:25 That _is_ the Airbus Beluga. There is also the Super Guppy, and the Guppie MkI. All of which resemble Guppies or Beluga whales.

6:59 did Lexi forget that Photoshop exists?

10:20 That's actually what it's supposed to look like (or at least the designers saw the resemblance and went with it)! The plane is called the Airbus Beluga.

That's spaghetti tape.. just tape my mouth shut

0:35 explains why I sometimes see the sign saying to use toilet for peeing and pooping only (it's mostly in public toilets in holiday resorts)

0:40 how the grinch stole the krabby patties.

The Cinderella one caught me off guard

2:45 hmmm nope i don't see a Ninetales in that bunch.. oh wait you weren't talking about the Pokémon..?

The carpet looking thing isn't on the floor, it's IN the floor. It's engraved in the floorboards. The airplane that looks like a beluga whale is actually called a beluga. There are only 3 of them, iirc.

another r/hmmm. more pain!

5:26 That's not a Cow Hoodie, its a Lambchop Hoodie OMFG

Always great to hear you Lexi girl! Trazedone dreams are the worst! One time I dreamed that I woke up, and my husband was standing in the doorway. I realized that I couldn’t see his face, so I knew it was a dream. So I woke myself up. Then I realized that that was also a dream. It happened one more time before I actually woke up. I then stopped taking trazedone.

10:34 “food that’ll make you…eh hem… arrive.” 😂

10:14 that is called the Airbus BelugaXL, they named it that in honor of the smaller, older plane people nicknamed the beluga. It holds wings and large parts of the fueselage of planes

9:02 bro looks like he’s gonna ask me if i join the unity or if i die here

1:58 now i know why Plankton wants the Krabby Patty formula

0:29 makes me want to go play pool... It's 1:38 am here rn

2:26 It's from one of the Prime specials, I think, with the original trio not the _replacements_

What a way to end my night

5:41 I used that lighter to light my cigar earlier tonight. It was $10. Double flame lighters light cigars more evenly. My IM Corona Double Corona was fourteen times as much, but the flint striker worn down. The pig is piezoelectric. I don't have to worry about finding special flints for it.

0:00 you step on a lego: you get lego powers

2:18 This indeed happened in The Grand Tour Eurocrash special.

I wonder if the serial numbers were cut out of the dollar bill as an attempt to stop it from being tracked on one of those “where has my money been” websites? They could have thought it was being done for nefarious purposes or something, idk

3:10 quoth the raven; "Where's my money?"

I believe that Pokemon suit is a real thing, even released by The Pokemon Company.

Maybe I'm wrong but, that picture at 5:30 kind of looks like they're trying to be Shari Lewis and Lambchop.

hello emkay, i am glad to say i have reached this video within a minute of it being uploaded

2:20 That is pretty much Clarkson's car from the Eurocrash episode though. Also ridiculous and modified by the other two to include two chandelier thingies.

10:04 "Goddamnit! The Renaissance time travellers are stalking me again!"

0:40 The Grinch that stole Thiccmas

HEY!!! I will have you know that as a Vampire myself I love the taste of garlic; though I could just be immune and another thing! The sun just gives me a sunburn otherwise I'm fine. My fellow vamps help me out here!🧛‍♀️

The Demon Core thingny is soooo interesting. Just read about it and wow, scary, impressing and mind blowing af

4:51 that ain't sand someone carved that into the floor😂

3:36 as someone who takes trazodone, I can confirm that my dreams are so weird I can't even explain what they are

I think they carved the rug into the floor.

thats enough internet for today

1:27 AYYEE ITS ME

2nd eater if Chairs

Lexi the Bestxi is backxi

10 min in, me and many of my online friends would love to live in the sea but we aren't actually fish people so it would be hard

5:35 that's Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop cosplay

5:36 lambchops play along

7:09 hey Louis remember that time I was alone the honored one?

7:11 There would have to be an epic JoJo style battle between him and the chicken. O-O

3:25 STREET SMARTS!

0:14 RAISE HELL PRAISE DALE

Can you look at the r/explainthisscreen subreddit next?

10:27 well it is called the Airbus Beluga

What’s your favourite Top Gear episode, Lexi?

2:22 the duke arrives

0:51 so close! that is spaghetti 💕

When you hire a legally blind person to look at memes............

jeez lexi. aberdeen is one orf the easier scottish words and you managed to butcher it worse than that steak. ab er deen

3:11 edgar allan crow

5:26 lamb chop play along

4:57 I think it's carved into the floor

TGE JUMPSCARE AT THE BEGUNING?

9:43 looks like someone from the movie purge

8:55 If they got the shade of Yellow right, that might not be as horrifying as it actually does... Instead, the Jaundice Yellow skin tome makes them all look like they're in late stage Liver Failure and should go to the ER as soon as possible...like RIGHT NOW!!! 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

Sausage and egg pie 🥧 with bacon lattice .

7:25 ... really nobody?!

5:21 mesa absolve you of your sins mesa jar jarbus and mesa forgive all little axedents even if it was a big accident mesa forgive. Sorry had to do it lol

0:50 paghett

7:08 Is that Kaname Date?

15 Minute begin of those imagery phising bots total 4 but one has commented twice from the same account

"4 mins" ahh video 💀

Best memes

6:27 skibidi cucumber

Lexi, the one picture is lambchop not a cow 😅❤

Wait... if all the narrators share a channel then they know each other right? PLS TELL ME I WOULD LOVE TO SEE FACE REVEAL OR A MEETUP PLS!!!!

I take Trazodone, can not confirm

can you do a video about r/ouch?

10:35 Instead of "Make you Arrive." why not say "It will make you very Happy!" 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

I made it into another EmKay video

So wrong in so many ways

LEXI!!!

Did the title change?

Lexi, I am judging you for watching every Top Gear episode, and I judge as amazing. Just saying.

hmmmm

Love your unique style, never change!

Day 143 of guessing the editor. 2:28 Greg Zhao.

I’m going to Time travel to the second this video is uploaded (time travel) First

9:22 μαλακα δε ξερουναι τι τους ερχετε

Egg