r/Maliciouscompliance "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, QUIT!" "lol ok, bye!" 

69 comments when I type this nice

Story: "We all quit at the same time." *ad starts* Ad: "Let's hear it for the quitters!"

“Why can’t people admit when they screw up?” Pride is stupid isn’t it?.

Hotel Manager: If you don’t like it, then leave OP and crew: Leaves Hotel Manager: Surprised Pikachu face

Rslash: “Have fun replacing whatever was motivated, loyal and dedicated team of cleaners who made-“ Ad: “WARRIORS OF THE EAST”

I can't believe you stayed for only an extra $2 an hour. I'd want $5 just for the insult to my intelligence of FiHired.

The one with "Pizza for Bob" should have leaned into it a bit more, when the guy comes up to ask about his food, tell him you'll check into it and then ask for a name.

"It's a manual diesel, so it's going go live forever." The way that was said made me almost spit out some of my Mountain Dew

"I didn't say Fired, I said FiHired" If you're going to lie about it bud, use words that actually exist in the Dictionary.

"Oh surprise, you're suspended. You can't work while you're suspended, so hand in your uniform and nametag and everything else. But also train your replacement." #logic

11:26 this part really confuses me. If she got fired, then she can’t train their replacement since she’s not working their anymore? So he shouldn’t be shocked

Malicious compliance is one of the best subreddits change my mind

Hotel Manager: "If you don't like working here, then leave!" OP and Crew: "Ok." *Leaves* Hotel Manager: *"You weren't supposed to do that."*

Ill never understand people who watch the "youtubers" who just get the exact same bot to read out reddit posts over people like rslash who actually put time and effort into their videos.

When asked, "Is this the Krusty Krab?" They should of answered, "No, this Patrick."

The boss: "if you can't do it then leave" Everyone : *leaves* The boss: *surprised Pikachu face*

"FiHired?!?!" Dear lord, it the Simpson's episode "Are you saying "Boooo" or Booo-urns?" "BOOOOO!!!" "I was saying Booo-urns..."

Boss: "if you dont like it then *leave* " Employee: "ok" Boss: *" no, wait, stop, what are you doing??"*

"If you don't like it then leave!" The quote on the tombstone of many a failed business. Edit: Also I'm petty and would have refused to come back (even for a couple extra bucks) just to twist the knife in that asshole boss. That backpedal instead of a sorry was pathetic.

rSlash: I don't understand when people screw up,why can't they just admit they screw up,apologize,and move on? Me: Because humans are never like that.

Man, that first job. "Wow, my business is booming and I'm making so much money!....How can I screw this up?"

The first story; The boss took so much from those cleaners and he just spit on them . I'm glad they all left together. He got what he deserved!

8:30 Imagine the look on the bosses face of op actually quit

Ah greed, one of the main reasons a company can loose what makes them special

My daily schedule: 8:00:Get up and get ready for the day 8:45:Breakfast 9:05:Study 11:05:Me time 14:00:R/Slash for the rest of the day till I pass out

I really liked the bridezillas the other day, you should do another one

It’s interesting hearing the ones where the higher ups realize they have to do actual work because they fucked up

The "fihired" story: I hope the OP got that raise in writing, before he touched any work that day.

as a student i cleaned at a well known hotel. we had 15 minutes per room. figure out how clean hotel rooms are.

SUPER NICE typo that insurance company made!!! Lifetime vs. a year. Oh yeah, that family will have lots of fun driving that car!! See you next time.

"It a diesel with a manual transmission it will live forever" 😂

Now it's gonna be *really* hard to find more housecleaners. Good luck boss.

I’m just gonna sit and watch the people who lie about being first come strolling on in

Wonder who they are passing the car to when they die, lol. Get that mileage to roll back over to 0 🤣

Pizza manager: Sure they’re prank calling us but take them seriously Employee: Okay sure Manager: WHO THE HELL ORDERS 100 PIZZAS Employee: Just doing what you told me to do Manager: *surprised pikachu meme*

At such place like Starbucks that ask for name, I always reply "Cthulhu" so when my order is ready and they call me I can say it's my call :)

2:13 There's a huge difference between what you said "down *to* two people" and what they actually said "down two people" which means "down BY two people." They just explained how only 2 people left and they started with 7... 7-2=5, not 2.

Why would you even think about selling a car with no ongoing maintenance costs?

“Unsuccessful at out-pizzaing the hut” why was that so funny?? 🤣

r/Maliciouscompliance is like lowkey r/ProRevenge but like,for people that literally only did what they were told to do BUT still get revenge

I imagined the five cleaners presenting their resignation JoJo style

So often, management/owners forget that happy workers equals a stellar business relationship with the customers. Sacrifice of customer satisfaction is not worth an extra $100K per year!

Greedy people deserve what happens to them.

My friend had a similar thing where they didn’t tell her she was fired they just stopped putting her on the schedule. She had to ask what happened and they just said she didn’t work there anymore. No idea why

"I need your FIRST NAME so I can let you know that the food YOU ordered is ready." "Be careful, pizza man wants your SSN!" WTF, boomer?

"You don't need my name!" "And you don't need pizza. Next."

The pizza place exists Me: *Ill have 2 number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 45’s 1 with cheese and a large soda*

Omg, the "what do you need my name for" guy is frickin in every day, at EB Games/GameStop. I worked there for 5 years off and on, and when they take trade-ins, they need to take down the trader's information. They also require photo ID, and to take down the ID#, AND have the person sign the bottom of their taken information. If people get this bent out of shape, I'm sure you can just *imagine* how badly EB employees have it. It's ridiculous.

Pizza boss saying "in regards to my last message, please use good judgement".. I wouldn't let him off the hook that easy. I would have asked, "you mean like before you called me out for doing exactly that?" If a boss calls someone out publicly (which they shouldn't do period) but if they do, they definitely owe a public apology when they're wrong and I wouldn't accept anything less.

Why are people bored? I'm getting so much done being stuck inside.

I had a team leader tell me once, "You're just not doing your job and everybody else has to pick up your slack and that's not right." I knew I was struggling, had been to remedial training and everything. In hindsight, I think she was trying to "motivate" me...it definitely didn't work. "Okay," I asked, "do you want me to clean out my desk and leave now or finish out the day? Either way, I can guarantee you that I won't be back tomorrow." Ended my performance review right quick...

First story: OP had 45 minutes to clean each room when they were fully staffed? That's insane! Mt wife and daughter used to clean a hotel as a team. It was also a high end, five star, resort with a world-wide reputation for extremely high standards for everything from décor to personal service to room cleanliness. My girls were responsible for keeping up those housekeeping standards for 19-25 rooms, depending on how many were occupied. It was rarely completely full because of the very high price of the rooms, but occasionally it was, like if there was a big to-do in town that attracted the high rollers. Plus, those rooms were on three different levels and there were no elevators. The hotel was 150 years old, and they hadn't been invented yet when the place was built, so they had to lug their equipment up and down the stairs. Their hours were the same, 9 am to 3 pm for the same reasons as OPs. Between cleaning the rooms to a high standard and hauling the carts up and down three levels, they got something like 15 minutes per room at the most. To have as much time as OP did is incredibly strange. Just for S&G, my other daughter worked as a chef in one of the hotel's restaurants. It was also a five-star joint on its own, separate from the hotel's ratings. Pretty fancy place. While I had three immediate family members working there, I always wanted to stay, even if for just one night. My wife said there were ways we could have done so for free. Sadly, it never happened. But all three of them have stories to tell, mostly about the entitled guests and their eccentricities.

Don’t you hate it when RU-vid doesn’t even notify you when a video comes out? Me too

The first story is the best bruh moment ever

I got a short nice one for you all that the grocery store story reminded me of. I was working once at generic taco place with that bell logo. I started there with one of my best managers ever. Good lady, always worked hard. Took care of us and a month in wanted me as a manager. Well she left and 2 managers later I had one of my worsts. So my crew. They were mine even though we all worked on the same level. Where all great people, hard workers, and watch out for each other. We would work together to cover each other. But they are went behind me, I don't blame them for that. And staged a walk out. This left me and her working that morning. I had stayed up a bit later the night before then I should have, thinking it would be an easy day and I could leave a bit early. Well, she got one other person to come in, fine. I was working front register, which I normally did. And prep/kitchen. She was on the line making food. With the person that she called in on the drive thru. I'm working my butt off, really tired from being up too late. Then I hear the words from her. The words of great stupidity and idiocy, "Work harder or get out." Well, I wonder which one I did. What made it better is I went up to there the next day to turn in my uniforms, well rested and ready for a day of job hunting. She was there, by herself, with no one to help her. She offered me my job back. I stood there thinking for about 30 seconds and looked at her dead in the eyes and simply said, "No thanks." Then walks out. Good times. Good times.

I currently work at Papa Johns and yeah, we do get quite a few "colorful cast of customers" every now and then, some of which could be put into a story. For now, I'll talk about the one I got only a few days ago. A customer called and placed an order for pickup. She said she wanted to pay over the phone so she doesn't have to go inside. Understandably considering Covid-19. I told her that I could take it out to her once it's ready, especially since she's already in the parking lot of the place. Here's the thing though, we're not actually required to bring the food out to our customers as our doors were still open for people to come in and out of, and it was still during the dinner rush so I got pretty busy labeling boxes for orders, taking/completing orders for other customers, and restocking boxes. When I finally finished, the woman comes inside the place and asked if the order was ready, which it was (and no, I wasn't sure how long it was ready during busy time) and we promptly gave it to her and she begrudgingly took it and left. My co-workers were confused about why that was the case until I explained what happened. My supervisor laughed a bit from it.

He wasn't saying "Boo!", he was saying "Boo-urns!"

Have you been repeating stories? @rslash Yesterday I listened to a story (your last video) that was also featured in your most viewed video. Also heard this cleaning story before. Just wondering why, because you've never repeated stories before?

Usually the advice for contracts is "read them carefully"... The insurance agent might want to do that in the future. 😂

Imagine being so petty that you think a worker who pulls 33 hours of shifts over two days is showing too much attitude (a fire-able amount!) by complaining about the workload.

"your wish is my command" I wish for another Yugo picture on the channel, then >:) Maliciously comply with *that*

Why some people gotta be like "fiRsT" •

Boss: "Lets talk about this" ex-employee: "We did, yesterday, that's why we're quitting"

Manager: If you dont like working here then leave! Everyone: * leaves * Manager: wait... you weren't supposed to do that

This is like 2 months in a row of watching r/

R/slash is my favorite channel. I LOVE listening to the stories while I clean and the fact that you change the swear words to other words keeps it SO much better to listen to. Thank you SO MUCH for keeping me entertained during quarantine😂❤️

Those pizza prank callers sorta indirectly did something super nice for the workers. “Free dinner for everybody that night.” Plus the boss understood his fuck-up. Win-win! 👌

4:55 I always seem to find an excuse to use my grandpa's aspiring voice:take care of your soldiers and they'll take care of you, don't take care of your soldiers and they'll take care of you. The manager's no leader, he's a belittling general, that screams at his soldiers out in to field at the comfort of his AC office

I honestly can’t start my morning without an rslash video. Thank you for posting every morning

I loved the last story about the truck! That’s one of the best malicious compliance stories of late. 👍🏻 Thanks rSlash for all the entertainment. I’ve been a fan since you got this page started 😁

I used to work in a supermarket, picking online shopping. It's a really stressful job, you typically start work at 3AM and everything you do is recorded by your scan gun. If you're too slow, or do things in a way they don't like, they'll pretty quickly be onto you. A lot of the time I had to literally run round the store in order to keep my pick rate up. I learned tricks to help me pack thing faster, which made the managers very happy, but when they figured out what I was doing, they expected me to stop, do it all properly, but somehow still manage to magically be just as fast. My boss 'had a word with me' in his office for being slow, despite being new still, and it was the lowest I'd felt in a long time. After some time, he left for reasons I don't know and we had a new manager. I hoped things would be better. Nah. In short, he was about as incompetent as anyone could be. At least before I was doing 5 days a week, he now expected me to do 6, 8, even 10 days in a row, because 'everyone is leaving.' That was exactly WHY everyone was leaving, btw. We were all fed up. I kid you not, I'd been there less than a year, and by the time I finally had enough, I was the last online picker there. Everyone else, gone. They had to get one of the cleaners to help pick, which wasn't fair on her. The last person to quit before me warned me that New Manager would try everything to make me stay, and he did. At first, he ignored my letter. Then over the phone, he tried to guilt trip me. Say how much they needed me, that it wasn't fair to quit at such short notice. I told him that I read my contract, and legally I had to give him a week's notice, which I was happy to do. After that, not my problem. Bye. I hope he finally realised that the reason he ended up with 0 picking staff was all his fault. People think they can walk all over me because I'm quiet and a bit anxious socially, but I stick up for myself if I feel like I'm being screwed over. You don't need to be loud or angry, just stand your ground.

Tnis is actually a good boss story. I worked in a grocery store. I was the best cashier. This is back when you literally punched in the prices. I was the fastest as I knew the prices and was quick entering them. I could ring up way more people and kept the lines short. Well, one day we were slow and the manager asked me to help stock the shelves. I say okay and actually liked moving around. So, I start staking baby food. Well, I didn't notice that they were stacked so the jars were actually sticking off the edge, very precariously. I put on one jar and created this cascade of crashing glass. The manager just came over and laughed and said, no more stocking for you.

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the society stands on top of the janitors, plumbers, electricians, and all the "low-tier" workers without them it would all just crumble treat your janitor well and he'll share his ground jerky with you

Malicious compliance is a great subreddit

Bosses who don't apologize because they believe it is a major sign of weakness.

Nobody: Boss: "You're fihired"

Ring Ring rSlash: Hello? Me: Hey, is (giggles) Redditor their? rSlash: No, this is Patrick. Me: YoU wErEn'T sUpPoSeD tO dO tHaT

Boss: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT, THEN QUIT! Employee: Ok, bye! Boss: You weren't suppose to do that.

To the first story: I had this some years back un a bakery... Boss opened one shop after another, never getting enough but with the same set of workers. After some time of overwork the high standart of our products declined. We were shouted at. We quitted one after another, leaving him without enough people...

"You're fihired" "That's grheat, when do I sthart, and whaht's thehe sthartihing whage?"

Ah, you love to see it! An rSlash video on a Saturday morning!

Malicious compliance is like pro revenge but without all the anger of the person getting wronged in the first place. Just the sweet, sweet satisfaction

The last story is actually a free car FOREVER! AMAZING

"FiHired" lmfao

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Boss:If you dont like it, then leave! Me: Fine by me. Boss: OH NO! APATHY! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!

The prank call story immediately reminded me of when some kids prank called a pet store that I worked at, pretending to be a missing toddler. It was a long day, I was there for twelve hours after working the night before, only getting two hours of sleep, and didn't think about how a toddler would be able to call the store. Now, I was panicking because the doors to the store are automatic and there is a street right in front of the doors. Thinking that this little kid was borrowing someone's phone, I told them to stay by the exit sign while I went back, wondering why this person didn't bring this missing toddler to the front. Then again, I have also seen customers ignore missing toddlers running around. When I get to the back of the store, there's no one there. The kids call back with the same prank, and burst into laughter. I don't get what is so funny about pretending to be a lost child. If anything, stuff like that would make anyone suspicious in the future if something like that were to happen seriously.

I love ur podcasts

WHAT IS UP RSLASH

As a resort housekeeper, I vibe with thie first story deeply. We have 2 bed, 2 bath, living room, & fully stocked kitchen (full size fridge, stove, dishwasher, small appliances, plates & cutlery, etc) suites that we have to clean in AT MAX in a 1.5hr. Before our new management company took over, workload was 4 rooms a day. Now its 5 rooms a day & I want to cry on holidays 😭 Fully stocked kitchens are the bane of my existence...

R/slash is what keeps me going in the morning lol. I listen when I shower and usually hunt for an old episode when I start work

when i saw 26 seconds ago i screamed

Woah, your voice sounds different!

My wish is for you to do more tree law. It makes me smile hearing how people screw themselves over because they thought it was “just a tree”

Boss: Come to my office, we need to talk about your attitude. OP: I'm fire,d I'm not going to that. See ya! Boss: I didn't say you were fired, I said you were FiHired! Me: (Judge Judy voice) *BALONEY!*

Wow no comments, I can't believe I'm this early

Love the car story 😂😂😂 I bet the insurance company were more careful on how they word things now

Owner: If you don’t like it, YOU CAN LEAVE Employees: I’m about pull what’s called a Pro-Gamer Move

The people who can't admit they're wrong and simply apologise are the same people who think they should automatically get respect and don't understand they EARN respect