r/Maliciouscompliance Mr. Rogers' Revenge 

Give them a lady's shaver

Beat them up with metal bars and say "i can handle them"

rSlash idk but I love you rSlash

I would have to make sure I did not time travel to the 80's

Call the police to make sure that they aren't drunk

And from so far away too 😂

I nearly spat out my food when he did that

I can't stop laughing at it.

It sounded like a robotic PA from Fallout

Love that

Can you timestamp the story with Steve? Thank$ :3

I didnt know that, that's awesome!

Mr. Rogers is a fucking legend. I didn’t even know about his show until I saw a trailer for “Won’t You Be My Neighbor?”

Good on him for fighting back against intolerance! Mr. Rogers was truly one of the nicest guy in history. Incredibly intelligent too.

If you weren’t actin right neighborly, he’d force you at gun point.

What'd they say to that?

Good answer 😂

Lovely answer! 😂

@@DRAG0NSPIRIT10 I don't work there anymore.

@@JamesCrimson43 😂😂

It has the same energy as the "Hi welcome to chili's" vine

I agree with both of you. I died laughing at that story

EXACT SAME ENERGY XD!

I fuckin cried 🤣😃🤣😃😃😂

Oml yes

Me too. It was unexpected.

It was really funny. He actually did that on another one of his videos

@@limiv5272 I think I know what video it is. Mind linking it just to make sure?

@@DewCrewGamingYT I think it's this one. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Q8lp8JZbr4I.html

@@moonlight_mediii Yes, that must be the one, half the comments are about rSlash shouting from across the room. Thanks, I'm not sure I'd have found it on my own

🎶 do you know why we pulled you oooooovvvvvvvveeeeeeerrrrrrr🎶

Hellooooooo Hellooooooooo Hellooooooooooo What's all this then?

Or, silent-film melodrama villains...

in sing song: "Do you" x4 "Know how fast you were going sir?"

"Licennnnnnse!" "Insuraaaaance!" "Registratiooooooon!"

"Our bank will give you $100 if you are not greeted with a ""Hello"".

would it be suing for harassment, or lack of harassment?

_YES!_

It sure as hell scared me

Nice icon ;)

NylaTheWolf who

@@dracolizard4636 They're replying to "i don't know something catchy". lol

I actually did fall asleep

I remember that XD

Link?

It’s so sad that I know the exact “excuuuuuuuse me” that you’re talking about 😭😭

You and me both

I'm going for the 34th

‘Oh shit, these bitches insane’

'Hell naw, these people are nuts.'

'OH HELL NAW IM SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY NOT THE TELLERS'

Dino Dracko I thought I killed you

@@Kendricklamard Hello there

That is MY joke! I DEMAND to speak to your MANAGER! And I will be suing for IDENTITY THEFT! I cannot BELIEVE you would be SO disrespectful. Your mother should be ASHAMED! /s

This actually reminds me of a time when I worked in retail. When I worked in retail, I was a selector, basically grocery shopping for people that shopped online. Because of that, there was a lot of walking and running around, so most of us carried a water bottle with us. There was a time when management said that we were not allowed to have water bottles in our trolley anymore, and that if we were thirsty, we had to take a drink from drinking fountain. Apparently, their reason for this was because the water bottle might get on the food and make it unsanitary, even though the water bottle is put in a empty slot on the trolley, never close to the food, and the water bottle is closed most of the time. Because of the stupid reason, when I went to the doctor, I asked for a letter of permission to have my water bottle with me to keep myself healthy. I turned it in and I was allowed to have my water bottle with me. It has been years since that happened, and I don’t know if they took the rule away or not.

Interesting.. the way the story was told I imagined really nice cursive etching of "more" on the rock as if they tried to be as polite/cute as possible. Though I very much enjoy the idea of going feral to survive on leaf litter and wormy apples

The uncle story would make one heck of an R.L.Stein book...

@@lysandrarenshaw3584 kinda like that one where a guy injected plants with carnivore dna and completely mutated them?

@@thebrokenodyssey665 yeah like that one.

MOAR, I SAID MOOOOOREEE

That's so dumb. If there's any person who deserves to be able to use the bathroom when they need to, it's the person who has a human child sitting on their bladder 24/7. That being said, no one should have to justify going to the the bathroom often, especially if the breaks are only 2-3 minutes.

Waisting?

@@thereisnosanctuary6184 Puzzling, isn't it? Maybe it's like 'wasting' time, except with a belly button and hips? Dunno?

What happened afterwards?

Holy crap, I pictured a Chris Pratt type guy too lol.

Same XD

This comment feels so honest. Congrats on finishing your project dude. I can relate.

dude oml thank you💖 1: woAh thats alot of peeps that liked 2: my teacher actually ended up giving me a free coffee so all is good. Happy day to you all lovely peoples

op, what was your project on?

ik i took half a year.. but based on the month, i would guess my health project. It was an essay and poster of how smoking can affect ur body. I mostly worked on the art of the poster (since its my fav part) I copied the photo of back when i was making it with my partner--- when it was halfway done :D share.icloud.com/photos/0kRckne5bPQnyt-FYQZc3v5Pw

CaptinCrissPants Says hi it’s beautiful

PotterBrony82 nah doctors around here don’t have chicken scratch writing so I think the eligible hand writing doctors notes are more a regional thing.

@@locket-loading1206 I assure you that's very common in Europe too XD I think it depends more on the doctor or the time they take to write

It's probably because the doctor took their sweet time in writing that in the most condescending way possible for maximum laughs.

My doctor writes like a 13yr old girl- he has curly letters and little circles over his “i”s. He deals with old people who spend so much time bitching about doctors handwriting (and anything else they can think of for the day) that he makes sure to write neatly..

My last 2 doctors both had really good handwriting. The first time I saw the first doctors handwriting, I looked up at him and asked if he was okay. He looked at me confused. I held up his note and said "this is the best handwriting that I've ever seen." He laughed took his notepad and wrote something down and handed it over to me. I laughed and he walked out. It was the same note only in chicken scratch. I walked out of the room, said thanks, paid and left still laughing.

I hope it had cooled by then otherwise ouch.

Ayden And Friends feeling bad over here too! Love listening to Rslash in the morning to start my day

You too. Hope you feel better soon!!

harry atkin allergies have been kicking my ass thanks for the support!

harry atkin thank you :)

Relatable i have class in the morning but am here commenting

Griffin Montgomery really? Your school is dumb!

What class? I could see getting in trouble for not paying attention, but if it was a free period then...

@@katherinethesling4856 It was my tech class and we had a free period

2 weeks for laughing? Where the hell is your school, Soviet Russia?

Calmputer Gaming Thank you. And while we’re on the subject of s***-eating grins, where did that phrase originate? I have a VERY hard time imagining anybody grinning when they have s*** in their mouth. Sounds nauseating to me.

When he said it reached to his ears I pictured Nietzsche 🤣

"Rock"cnnaise LOL! Watch the Sonic movie three times. That part cracks me up.

I did not... I thought of something else.

I thought of Lucas Simms from Fallout 3.

Dick Dastardly for me.

Nice to see you here

TheAthens619 fresh is cool. So is Bumfris

Alex N not as good as rslash

Same 😂😂😂

I personally prefer the “harder daddy” line.

@@vanguardangel6912 SON?!

Purebred noodle anything can beat a slur spewing spider

"HA! No!"

Of ultimate destiny

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of ultimate destiny?

Your pfp is giving me so much cognitive dissonance. Feels like a pillar man stuck his hand in my head

Commenting Creatively it’s from a song called the ultimate showdown, in part of the lyrics it says this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

I need to find a way to make this my notification sound

Yugo: *Sqeek Sqeek* RSlash: YUGO!!! STOP!!

R/: *tries to make videos* Yugo: *smol squeaking noises*

He probably just went way back into the mic, or he just shouted it across the room.

Same

I was really pumped for a Mr. Rogers story.

Same here!

That's when you wonder at what point you were transported to the 1800s.

that image is from a video of an early episode where he was playing a very very old singing callback game called "where is thumbkin?" with a group of children, where each finger on the hand has a different name and is called out for as "where is (name of finger) and then the child responds with "here i am" and shows the finger and sings the response and next verse. in the song and the middle finger is "tall man". Out of context to modern eyes it looks like he's flipping the bird to a bunch of small children and laughing about it, but at the time it was part of the game they were playing. so yeah, using it was super clickbaity for this since Mr. Rogers is only mentioned in vague passing in the last story as a joke, but at least it gave the comment section something to talk about.

Won’t you be my? Won’t you be my? Neighbor! *HIIII WELCOME TO US BANK!*

@@slugintub2642 was not ready for that ending

pretty sure that how you exponentially increase your odds of getting shot by the local minorities

Yeah, handlebar mustaches are safer

Air force has a similar guide on mustaches and my JROTC instructor in High School loved having a goatee when he wasn't in uniform. He said it didn't look that way on everybody but because of the way his lips and mouth are shaped it looks like a hitler stache. The other instructor wore one for a few weeks, he actually pulled it off quite well.

@@masterofmundus1304 seeing this reminded me of an old cracked video about the last man wearing a Hitler stache. Things that must have happened series

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TY so much for this info. Your post should be the first one on here. I couldn't believe this hype, so I researched and found the clip easily. 'Innocent' in its own way, but also so much fun to watch the knowledgeable adults in it. LOL ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ftiw0BCTZg8.html

I like tö edit 👏

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