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r/Maliciouscompliance "WHERE'S YOUR HOMEWORK?" "I Was in a Coma..." 

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@SMLYTPMovies
@SMLYTPMovies 2 года назад
I don't mind the limericks, but I would limit them to once per story. After 3-4, It does get pretty dry. Hope this helps!
@mommabear1986
@mommabear1986 2 года назад
Agreed! Im ok with one :)
@michaelcook6288
@michaelcook6288 2 года назад
So no then? Glad we all agree.
@SMLYTPMovies
@SMLYTPMovies 2 года назад
@@michaelcook6288 I'm not saying no completely, but just not multiple per story. I'd say one per story max, but since there's 4-5 stories per video, maybe twice to three times per video is most ideal for everyone.
@lordofthenerds66
@lordofthenerds66 2 года назад
He said he wrote a third, and I smiled to myself. He said he wrote a fourth, and I laughed so hard!
@theblackrose009
@theblackrose009 2 года назад
Agree!!
@id01_01
@id01_01 2 года назад
RSlash before: replaces "sex" with "passionate hugging" RSlash now: literally says "milf" in the video when it's not in the story
@damiantubbs4032
@damiantubbs4032 2 года назад
Yeah, RU-vid's rules are all fucked up, they can't decide what he should and shouldn't be allowed to say.
@PokeBallZSack
@PokeBallZSack 2 года назад
Truely a man of culture.
@akittylover2784
@akittylover2784 2 года назад
I got to make your comment 69 likes lol
@jarrarwinks8470
@jarrarwinks8470 2 года назад
Gilf.
@Flightkitten
@Flightkitten 2 года назад
@@damiantubbs4032 Welcome to he- oh wait wait, they can't demonetize comments...
@kjh1678
@kjh1678 2 года назад
The first was amusing and swell, The second was funny as well. The third, kinda dry, The fourth, I just sigh. RSlash, make these sparing as hell.
@joannamyers1268
@joannamyers1268 2 года назад
This deserves all of the likes
@cameronashton2057
@cameronashton2057 2 года назад
Agreed
@cheryljacob3982
@cheryljacob3982 2 года назад
@@cameronashton2057 yes
@wombattakat
@wombattakat 2 года назад
Legendary, but yes, 1-2 was cool, 3-4 got old and going in the direction 4 did got kinda creepy tbh
@bloodblade58
@bloodblade58 2 года назад
Definitely agree
@DeadBirdsLoveabyes
@DeadBirdsLoveabyes 2 года назад
I got an appendicitis the second week of my sophomore year in college. I was out for a week and a half to heal. Because being cut open and having the ticking time boom that was my appendix removed really whipped me out. Most of my teachers were cool about it. But one had a stick up her’s. And basically told me, I couldn’t make up the work I missed, because it was all in class material. So I’d be getting 0s on everything I missed. I went to the office and talked to someone about everything. The next class the teacher pulled me aside and apologized, and handed me all the material I missed.
@IAmCjcj11
@IAmCjcj11 2 года назад
The coma story reminded me about a classmate years ago who had a seizure IN school on Friday, and was in the hospital until Sunday afternoon. And naturally they didn’t have the homeork on Monday and when he tried to explain that he was in the hospital for the majority of the time. They got into a screaming match about him not having his assignment. She didn’t believe him, meanwhile half of the class witnessed him having the seizure on Friday and the other half had heard about it. She ended up calling the main office jusy to see he wasn’t lying. And even after that she doubled down and said he would have had time to do the assignment Sunday afternoon after getting the exact time they had gotten home from the hospital. Idk man, the last thing you are probably goanna do after being stuck in the hospital all weekend is maybe just maybe rest a little. Not focus on doing this psycho bitch’s homework assignment. This is one of many ridiculous things that went on in this class. In my opinion the worst teacher I’ve ever had. Horrible educator and an even worse person.
@susangrande8142
@susangrande8142 Год назад
What an amazing example of humanity there! She gets the Capital B award! 🔥🐗
@irishhuskie2585
@irishhuskie2585 2 года назад
If you’re gonna add in the limericks, maybe add in some time stamps for when they happen. That way people who don’t want to hear them can skip to the next story, while those who do won’t be affected.
@annoyingbookgirl
@annoyingbookgirl 2 года назад
I agree! They make me go feral 🥴
@kyrathorsinclaire
@kyrathorsinclaire 2 года назад
I agree. I really don't enjoy the limericks, and while other people may, I just wish they were easier to skip.
@ashleyd7023
@ashleyd7023 2 года назад
I suggested putting them at the end of the video like puppy bloopers. That way people who don’t want to listen to them can just nope out at that point.
@reelakzin868
@reelakzin868 2 года назад
Maybe just add the limericks to your patreon vids or a seperate channel. Although they are funny i dont want to worry about wearing headphones for the nsfw content.
@DeviantCinnamonfur
@DeviantCinnamonfur 2 года назад
HARD AGREE
@IanWatson
@IanWatson 2 года назад
I don't mind the occasional limerick, but please keep them to one per story; three or four is definitely too much. At the funeral for a family member, one of the deceased's friends told some *very* off-colour "jokes" at the mic as part of his speech. Some of the room snickered at the first couple of jokes. Then he had "just one more joke" over and over for close to half an hour. No one was laughing but him. He was still going when my family left because we had a "long drive home." Please don't be that guy.
@lunarixis9957
@lunarixis9957 2 года назад
Yeah, I'd also keep them specifically for when the story itself is crude personally
@jirue
@jirue 2 года назад
First 3 limericks gave me a chuckle, 4th made me groan a bit in the 'too much' category. Would also recommend being sparing with them since they are pretty crude, so using them as an occasional punctuation will give the best reception. Too often will reduce the impact and make it more likely to be in the 'too much' category. Seems like something to want to use as a surprise curve ball instead of a consistent straight ball, if you pardon my baseball terminology. Maybe a really good one or two every 3-5 videos might be a good pace to start?
@LuckyStalag13
@LuckyStalag13 2 года назад
Agree, I just skipped through them since it was way too much.
@V1G4M1
@V1G4M1 2 года назад
Same here, first was fun, 2&3 okay, 4th too much xD
@kimberleymcmillan682
@kimberleymcmillan682 2 года назад
I skipped all of them. Not a fan of dirty limericks.
@fiaflora9585
@fiaflora9585 2 года назад
@@kimberleymcmillan682 Agreed
@xelastone
@xelastone 2 года назад
Yup I agree as well. I also could see rslash maybe have a bit of success though if he created a yt channel that was only limericks of stories though
@ThatRPGuywithtoomanyOCs
@ThatRPGuywithtoomanyOCs 2 года назад
When I was in college I had to take three writing intensive courses during one semester. Here's the thing, I love writing, so I was excited about it. Halfway through the semester, I got a very severe bit of tendinitis(which has now progressed to arthritis a few years later), and literally could not write. All my professors were super understanding, thank the stars. They all accepted essays way past the deadline, and they all knew how much I loved to write and how much effort I put into my essays. Contrast this with my chem professor, who refused to comply with the university Office of Disability Services, and ended up chewed out by multiple faculty. He just decided to fail me on everything, citing the most random faults in lab reports and other stuff. Didn't show the step for 0.2+0.3 even though a high school kid can figure it out? Failed the whole lab report for that day. I retook it with a super nice professor the next semester, who hated that professor and had ten times the passion for teaching.
@michaelvidal1971
@michaelvidal1971 2 года назад
With the teacher I suspect that the apology was caused by the reaming she got from her boss who reviewed the assignment and noticed it was from a student in hospital and feared adverse publicity.
@jimmyrossmeissl6644
@jimmyrossmeissl6644 2 года назад
Mom: “I can’t open your door” Kid: “Who’s fault is that” Mom: “I‘ll get your knob back”
@vybepokemon6044
@vybepokemon6044 2 года назад
*she’llgetthewhatback?*
@Manglethefox238
@Manglethefox238 2 года назад
@@vybepokemon6044 His or her doorknob.
@vybepokemon6044
@vybepokemon6044 2 года назад
@@Manglethefox238 r/wooosh
@numeristatech
@numeristatech 2 года назад
Mom! Stop playing pulling and twisting my knob! Stop please you are going to pull it clean off!!
@tiffanygray
@tiffanygray 2 года назад
That's what she said! 🤣
@chakrakhanesh
@chakrakhanesh 2 года назад
Re Limericks: love the puppy bloopers at the end. Maybe a limerick corner at the end of some episodes about stories discussed in the episode. So if people don’t want to hear them, they already heard the content they came for. Also I listen to you while cooking/cleaning and sometimes my kids are in the room. Earbuds aren’t an option. If it’s at the end of an episode I can listen to them later. My two cents!
@tanyavandermerwe8330
@tanyavandermerwe8330 2 года назад
Same issue with my kids. They actually like listening to the stories and i had to very quickly switch the tv off when he busted out with masturbation. Nah dude. Not cool.
@BeeWhistler
@BeeWhistler 2 года назад
Good plan, thank you. His tone is fine for reading the stories but it becomes oddly gross when he reads dirty limericks.
@BrayOfTheDonkey
@BrayOfTheDonkey 2 года назад
agree, @rSlash please respect
@natanoj16
@natanoj16 2 года назад
This ^_^
@Maeve.Kieran.420
@Maeve.Kieran.420 2 года назад
Idk I thought they were pretty amusing lol
@51Dutchman
@51Dutchman 2 года назад
A good rule of thumb for comedy is trebling, or the Rule of Three. Basically it involves telling a story or joke three times with minor variations, the first two instances to build tension and the third to release it by incorporating a twist. So in a situation like this, sharing two limericks right away, saying you’ll stop, and then unexpectedly bringing back one more limerick after another story later in the video could work well. Just something to keep in mind. I like them in the video, but I think being strategic in how many are used in the video (and where) is key.
@ouroborosjormungandr5615
@ouroborosjormungandr5615 2 года назад
Agreed
@herashr
@herashr 2 года назад
100% agree
@joannamyers1268
@joannamyers1268 2 года назад
That's a good point. That would be funny. Doing that every video, however, would get really old really fast
@51Dutchman
@51Dutchman 2 года назад
@@joannamyers1268 Yeah, agreed. Novelty is also a big part of comedy working well.
@zammymynakersnackstbmoth
@zammymynakersnackstbmoth 2 года назад
That coma story is a bit similar to mine. I had an awful accident and suffered 2nd and 3rd degree burns (which took years to heal but did pretty well). I had a VERY painful procedure and wasnt given anesthesia. So they cut into my foot with shears and I felt EVERYTHING. I was in ICU and couldnt get out of bed once at home cuz there was a giant hole in my foot! My teacher tried to fail me and kick me out for missing 2 weeks. It was literally the first 2 weeks of the start of the fall semester. I had to go over her head and tell them what happened. They reminded her she was risking a serious lawsuit and to get off my shit and leave me alone. Like wtf? Who does that to a severely injured person in the hospital?
@crontler
@crontler 2 года назад
5:10 "I can't stop about this guy's mom" is a nice out of context line, but I'm pretty sure the context makes it worse in this case.
@hauntedshadowslegacy2826
@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 2 года назад
As entertaining as the hospital story was, it's a frustrating reality for many college students (especially women). I've heard way too many stories of women taking exams or presenting final projects after (and sometimes DURING) giving birth. The way academics has been allowed to trample over the health and safety of students is an appalling, dangerous precedent that's led to the world we live in now. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: *something will break.* Eventually, this abusive system where the few dictate how the many live and work will fall to pieces. Academics and employers need to fix themselves before the general populace takes action. Anti-union-busting laws weren't put in to protect employees- they were put in to protect employers from the wrath of slighted employees.
@gwenstephan67
@gwenstephan67 2 года назад
It's twisted... literally we are paying to learn, but they treat us like we're employees instead of the other way around
@maxxy5578
@maxxy5578 2 года назад
In january, i had covid and my grandfather was dying. One of my teachers also had covid and her grandfather was dying. When we returned, she asked me where all my work was. I explained the situation and she told me that it didnt matter, that i had access and could have gotten it done. She then announced to the class that her grandfather was dying so she wouldnt be grading our work for the next few weeks. Wow. Edit: he died yesterday morning.
@abigailmoore5691
@abigailmoore5691 2 года назад
I was due in January and was in my final semester (of both my Bachelors and Masters) due to graduate a month before my due date. When I started my final semester in August I let each of my professors know that while I didn't expect anything to happen, there could be the chance that I wouldn't be able to do the final exam or project on the date it was due. No one had a problem with it except one of the most hated professors in my degree field. I told him and he said "So? I had a young lady give birth and her mother called and asked if she could take the exam later as she was still in the hospital. I told her no and she showed up the next day on the day of the exam and passed." This guy is known for stale/bad humor if he likes you as a student, I was not going to risk it. By the end of that first class I had dropped the class and enrolled for a different one.
@hauntedshadowslegacy2826
@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 2 года назад
@@maxxy5578 'Rules for thee', eh?
@joaolima7131
@joaolima7131 2 года назад
@@maxxy5578 what a witch, and a hypocrite
@grayloncomeaux7483
@grayloncomeaux7483 2 года назад
A limerick once every few episodes is ok, but I feel they should be mostly saved for a bonus episode released in tandem with a normal episode or other kind of bonus content.
@The_Red_Legion
@The_Red_Legion 2 года назад
Agreed
@kiwimelon1436
@kiwimelon1436 2 года назад
I really hate them they are super cringy and honestly makes me want to shut off the video but you do you
@BonnieHalfElven
@BonnieHalfElven 2 года назад
Yes, I'm not liking them, either.
@libu1968
@libu1968 2 года назад
@@kiwimelon1436 I 100% agree
@KellyDVance
@KellyDVance 2 года назад
Many years ago, when I was 19 and still living at home while attending community college, I got a UTI. The P.A. at the USAF base clinic (I was still a dependent) prescribed me sulfonamide antibiotic (very common first round prescription). Afterwards I went to work and took my first pill, a little while later I started to feel "off". A while after that my boss noticed me not feeling well and sent me home. Due to being young and dumb I didn't go straight home and went to see my boyfriend. Over the next several hours I got worse and when I finally got home my parents look one look at my very pale face, heard my wheezing breaths and through my anaphylactic butt in the car driving me to BAMC (the large medical facility on Ft. Sam). What should have been a 15 minute drive turned into another 90 minutes because of construction and a major accident. By the time we got there my throat had nearly closed and I couldn't stand on my own. There is a lot more detail I bizarrely remember, but long story short I spent the night in the ER. My dad picked me up at 10am and drove me straight to my school where my Spanish final had started at 9am. With discharge papers in hand I found my teacher and explained why I was late and that I needed a make up. She told me know, that no matter what happened, it was my responsibility to be there on time, no make ups. That is when I proved I was my father's daughter. "I guess I'll have to go to the head office and talk to them. I'm sure they'll be thrilled to know that you make no exceptions for medical emergencies." I got my make up test.
@yourfavoritemushroom
@yourfavoritemushroom Год назад
Story about the homework: my theatre teacher kicked me from the play because i missed three days of practice, because i. Was. Sick. Not runny nose sick or 100.5° fever sick, i was throwing up, 103.4° fever, diarrhea, and strep throat. And i doubt he's going to give me the thirty dollars back that i paid for the costume with.
@AuntLoopy123
@AuntLoopy123 2 года назад
I hope that teacher got called on the carpet for not reading her student's communications, as well as threatening to fail a student who had been UNCONSCIOUS.
@michellebanes6916
@michellebanes6916 2 года назад
I don't want to tell you to stop the limericks if they make you and other viewers happy but I would really like if they were their own section in the video timeline so I can jump ahead if I'm not feeling into it.
@sarahmejias6391
@sarahmejias6391 2 года назад
I agree... I typically listen while in the car before work so its kind of awkward when my car speaker is literally blaring a dude reading out dirty limericks.
@goldhunter1494
@goldhunter1494 2 года назад
The weird incesty ones was making me really uncomfortable (sent me into a trigger, actually) so... yeah. I get it was a joke but 3? (4?) Not funny...
@gumbomanmash6762
@gumbomanmash6762 2 года назад
@@goldhunter1494 stay mad
@sarahmejias6391
@sarahmejias6391 2 года назад
@@goldhunter1494 yeah. The excessiveness of it is really... Off-putting. Hope you're doing alright. Rslash definitely should just put a warning or at the very least include a timestamp we can skip to.
@ezzrin
@ezzrin 2 года назад
i find the limericks excruciating personally, it’s easy enough to ignore one but 4 is dragging it out too much
@FoxyMomma4ever
@FoxyMomma4ever 2 года назад
I couldn't agree more!
@ElizabethH74
@ElizabethH74 2 года назад
This is what I was going to say. One is tolerable, 4 is just extremely annoying.
@phoenix72999
@phoenix72999 2 года назад
I thought so too. But then he said that he enjoys writing them. And I was like: I guess it's ok if it makes him happy 😅🤷
@phoenix72999
@phoenix72999 2 года назад
I also feel like he presents them as if he was ashamed of them but still wanted to show them to us, valuing his desire higher than his shame. If he already presents them as if they were annoying, it kind of makes them even more annoying to me😅 I know, you probably don't want to hear them, but uh, I have another one. And one more. And one more.
@teezusactinup5476
@teezusactinup5476 2 года назад
Yeah they've literally made me stop watching the rest of the video lol
@neilprice513
@neilprice513 2 года назад
A friend at secondary school, back in the 90's, had an insanely entitled mother who would barge into his room at all hours to scream at him for random minor things and try to bully him into obeying her without question. Well as a half "joke" half serious thing he got some books from the library. One was a book in how to deal with an overbearing parent effecting you psychologically, Another was how to legally deal with an overbearing parent and the last one was how to basically go "No Contact" with an overbearing parent. My friend was of Indian descent and for a male heir to completely cut off his parents was a HUGE taboo and socially the parents would be social pariahs for forcing out their kid. The mother when to the father about this, this was the first time the father had heard about what the mother did to the son and the mother got in trouble (They almost divorced over the bullying) Last I heard, as we lost touch when I went to university, he was still talking to his dad, but went no contact with his mother.
@Kelaiah01
@Kelaiah01 2 года назад
Good for your friend! I hope he's doing better these days.
@neilprice513
@neilprice513 2 года назад
@@Kelaiah01 I have no clue where he is or what he's doing. Lost contact when we left secondary school (High School). His dad was cool, but his mum was a total nutjob.
@Kelaiah01
@Kelaiah01 2 года назад
@@neilprice513 Well yeah, I did notice in your first comment that you and he lost touch. I meant that I hoped in a general sense that he was doing better. But that's good that his dad was a good parent, at least.
@Altairethayze
@Altairethayze 2 года назад
At this point, I'm starting to suspect RSlash is doing Reddit reviews to have limerick inspiration.
@lucymitchell3045
@lucymitchell3045 2 года назад
Hi rslash. I have been following you faithfully for 2 years, never missing an episode on Spotify. So please understand that it took a lot for me to come to RU-vid to make a comment. PLEASE PLEASE stop with the limericks. Funny voices - yes Butthole judgements - yes Puppy bloopers - yes Personal anecdotes - yes Dirty limericks - NO (unless, as someone has suggested, you keep it to one or two at the end.) NB time stamps don't help Spotify listeners.
@fajam00m00
@fajam00m00 2 года назад
RSLASH must be driving his wife crazy with these limericks if we got 4
@crystalnolan2747
@crystalnolan2747 2 года назад
Crazy with lust!
@realryleu
@realryleu Год назад
@CrystalNolan you’re disgusting
@8lackangel745
@8lackangel745 Год назад
I called it five bc he could keep going but stopped
@Tortilla.Reform
@Tortilla.Reform 11 месяцев назад
@@crystalnolan2747Crazy with Digust
@morgandouglas6014
@morgandouglas6014 2 года назад
That teacher in the story where OP was unconscious due to Covid is exactly the type of person who expects students to prove that they’re sick. Is there anyone OP could complain to about this? I’m getting the feeling that this teacher is also the type who expects students to prove it if they are disabled.
@Aethian
@Aethian 2 года назад
Yes, most schools have a board the student can contact to list WHY they were unable to do something. Had to use it on one of my Mom’s former professors. She was however unable to turn in the homework cause she was deceased.
@VanessaTheDumbassMtfEeveeUWU
@VanessaTheDumbassMtfEeveeUWU 2 года назад
@@Aethian i dONt cArE If yoUR dEaD dO yOUr hOmEWoRk!1!111111!11!!1!11!1!11!!!1
@ImperiousMax
@ImperiousMax 2 года назад
I had the flu for almost 2 weeks pre-covid when in university, I had emailed my teachers explaining my situation and surprisingly had no complaints, because wow, they were decent people. When I returned the following week, my voice was still strained and I still had a cough but I had to catch up and I was nearly sent home twice. If this was pre covid, there's no excuse for OP's teacher to not be so inconsiderate of her student DURING covid times! WITH COVID--
@erickpoorbaugh6728
@erickpoorbaugh6728 2 года назад
I suspect the teacher was telling the truth when she said that she hadn't read OP's messages. I'm guessing what happened was that OP wrote everything in chronological order instead of leading with the part about being in the hospital because OP assumed that the teacher would actually read it all, but the teacher just saw a long message starting with something like "I completed 80% of my essay by [date], but then on [date] I started to lose my appetite and then..." and just assumed it was full of generic excuses and stopped reading it. To be clear, it's 100% the teacher's fault for not reading everything, but it looks like it was a case of lazy reading and jumping to conclusions rather than deliberate lack of sympathy for someone who was very ill, as evidenced by the teacher's reaction when she found out. I mean, *maybe* it was a deliberate ploy where she ignores claims of illness (not even asking for proof since that could get her in trouble) and then if the student volunteers proof, she pretends she just didn't read the earlier messages, but without anything else to go on, I think the explanation she gave is the most likely one. So if anything, I think she's probably the type of teacher who would give you an A if you turn in a good introductory paragraph followed by several pages of gibberish.
@ImperiousMax
@ImperiousMax 2 года назад
@@erickpoorbaugh6728 Goodness that's quite a long read, lmao.
@nataliemolena
@nataliemolena 2 года назад
Hey Rslash, I have a question just out of pure curiosity because I'm a long time fan and am so interested in how you make these videos. So when you're reading these stories you react very genuinely and things throw you off guard a lot which suggests you're blind reacting to them, but that makes me curious about how when you read them you don't read them exactly as they're written, the wording is more concise. So I'm just wondering if you either blind react and are a very good reader in that you can quickly correct errors as you read, you read them beforehand and rewrite them ready to read easily for recording, or someone else reads and tweaks for you. Doesn't matter to me how you do it I just find the whole process interesting, your channel is incredible:)
@itzame2127
@itzame2127 2 года назад
I've always wondered that too actually
@yaboyriz78
@yaboyriz78 2 года назад
@@itzame2127 ditto
@ajjamsen694
@ajjamsen694 2 года назад
Right? Teach me your ways, Obi-wan, cause I would need 50 takes just for 2 sentences 😖
@shanemanzo2986
@shanemanzo2986 2 года назад
I was never able to articulate this question, but I want to know as well
@nicholasrose8173
@nicholasrose8173 2 года назад
Hes probably skipping parts that are boring and changing to make it flow better on the fly
@57daysproductions
@57daysproductions 2 года назад
"I've written a fourth dirty limerick about this dudes mom." God, I hope someone showed OP...
@crashvds777
@crashvds777 2 года назад
Recent story with me that resonates well here: I just got major surgery (no choice in the matter), made sure I contacted all my professors with information and documentation about what was going on before and after said surgery, including that there were unforeseen complications and I would need a longer recovery time. Cut to 2 weeks later, get a message from one of my profs asking WHY I HAVEN’T TURNED IN ANY WORK. Gee, I wonder why? 🤦‍♀️
@TsukasaFanTc
@TsukasaFanTc 2 года назад
I chuckled at this first limerick, smiled at the second, rolled my eyes at the third, and made a disgusted face at the fourth. I don't mind if you include like... One... Maybe two? But four was over the top and the last one was just outright gross and uncomfortable.
@petloverspy
@petloverspy 2 года назад
Yeah same for me, first one’s funny, then it drags on
@DogeKingChris
@DogeKingChris 2 года назад
I enjoyed them all
@TippytoeZombie
@TippytoeZombie 2 года назад
I personally don't like the dirty limericks. Sometimes they're funny but there's always too many in too quick succession.
@lmj2k
@lmj2k 2 года назад
A teacher who taught one of my I.T. courses ages ago told my class about a prank involving an easy button. One of the managers at his company had one of those easy buttons, which of course say, “That was easy,” when pressed. The manager would press the button from time to time during a meeting. Someone fed up with it found one that looked like the Staples easy button, but instead of saying, “That was easy,” it would say, “That was bullshit.” Someone swapped out the button without the manager noticing. The next meeting became a lot more interesting and entertaining when he decided to press the button. Everyone got a good laugh.
@tinydancer7426
@tinydancer7426 2 года назад
That right up there with "Staff Meeting Bingo". It is a printed sheet with each square containing catch phrases often used/heard during staff meetings ...... the higher the level of management the more often they are used/heard during the meeting. Oh how fun it would be for everyone to be looking like they are taking copious notes only for someone to yell "BINGO!".
@cakeassassin6277
@cakeassassin6277 2 года назад
When i worked in burgerking my shift manager would ask me to go home. That manager was a amazing lady to work with, the other two got fired after me and others quit. I would always wait, unpaied for someone to cover my shift, she noticed the other managers were rude to me and take profit from the fact i wouldnt mind to stay half an hour to make sure it was all done. It came to the point were i was in the middle of cleaning or having a huge line and she just comes up and says." What are you doing? Go home, my shift is ending and now its their problem, they dont care about you, you dont need to care. Let them fix it"
@Dragonman0007
@Dragonman0007 2 года назад
Dude, if you're in the hospital in the ICU, and the teacher is still adamant at you (read as: bitching at you) to do work that you clearly cannot do, that teacher should be reported.
@chrispbacon1763
@chrispbacon1763 2 года назад
Gives us 2 limericks "Hey guys do you think this is a bit much?" Proceeds to give more of them Love you RSlash but I agree with the common consensus I am seeing in the comments. Keep it to one a video if it feels like it fits.
@ivanajovanovic2337
@ivanajovanovic2337 2 года назад
Someone stop rSlash, we gave him way too much power
@rnpola9408
@rnpola9408 2 года назад
"I was in a coma" "That's not a good enough excuse to miss Clan Wars"
@TheodorCork
@TheodorCork 2 года назад
lol
@dracko158
@dracko158 2 года назад
Next thing, the professor will say *DEATH* isn't an excuse to not hand in your essay.
@TheodorCork
@TheodorCork 2 года назад
true
@spvillano
@spvillano 2 года назад
The easy button one, I'd just have looked over at the customer and said, "Well played, well played" and gone on with my life. You can get mad, but really, you screwed yourself by hiding the damned product from yourself or you can laugh at your and your peers stupidity that day. I'll laugh, since getting mad won't gain me anything but elevated blood pressure. The professor not being capable of reading comprehension and having the vaguest clue about the physics of time and the physiology of being comatose must've enjoyed the conversation with the dean over penalizing a comatose student after the reporter inquired about it. Who wants to bet that's what happened, an assistant saw the guilt trip paper, the previous messages and sent the lot of it to the press...
@Caniewaak
@Caniewaak 2 года назад
"I've written a third limerick about this dude's mom" Sentences without context
@TheKidnappedOne
@TheKidnappedOne 2 года назад
I'm actually impressed with the limericks, I've even rather awful with making my own, and God help me I'm glad I graduated high school over a decade ago, being forced to write Haikus was awful.
@TheTopHatMan-v234
@TheTopHatMan-v234 2 года назад
i can relate to the Haikus lol
@magicmoonart
@magicmoonart 2 года назад
Here's one. Thomas was a handsome young sarge, he was not fat or large, his muscles made us swoon by the light of the moon, he lived on a luxurious barge. Lol
@JacobW-vk8mv
@JacobW-vk8mv 2 года назад
Oh shit I am a freshmen
@emilyainsworth4664
@emilyainsworth4664 2 года назад
I used to enjoy the tangents and personal stuff added to stories. I've spent the last six months or so listening to each and every episode (at first I only listened through the I-don't-work-here-stash and slowly spread out, the slow improvement to the channel is amazing). It was super funny to me when it clicked that you also did dabacab (I miss Broverwatch compilations). But when the personal tangent is longer than the actual reddit post, it should be a momentous thing, a big story to add something to. But four limericks for a snooping Mom? Really? (I kinda hope OP never has to listen to that last one especially!!) If the Limericks were skippable and I know I wouldn't miss anything else, I'd click tbh. Sorry, but not one of them in the Tinder-video made me laugh...
@kimberleymcmillan682
@kimberleymcmillan682 2 года назад
Same. And they’re not even that good. Or that funny.
@fiaflora9585
@fiaflora9585 2 года назад
Yeah same, they just make me uncomfortable
@booboobookitty12
@booboobookitty12 2 года назад
Hrs been frustrating me lately. Every story seems to have a "I don't know anything about....but here's my opinion" like no. Please don't Gove us your uninformed opinion about a topic you don't know
@dianab3t3s
@dianab3t3s 2 года назад
Yes, this. I find myself skipping over the "personal" parts. Sure, a tiny remark is fine now and then - but maybe 10 seconds worth - not longer than the story. There is only so much one can handle hearing about your old job, becoming a parent and "professional" youtuber. Aside from that, I really enjoy this channel and have been a subscriber for years.
@timbuktwoseventy
@timbuktwoseventy 2 года назад
Agreed. The limericks are getting annoying
@janputz4157
@janputz4157 2 года назад
No, I don't hate these Limericks. Just the sentence "I've written a FOURTH Limerick about YOUR MOM!" I think they're hilarious.
@Gorvvb
@Gorvvb 2 года назад
he should continue with them
@terellbrown4326
@terellbrown4326 2 года назад
@@Gorvvb no he shouldn't i will unsubscribe
@nodrugshere300
@nodrugshere300 2 года назад
OP’s has got it going on!
@Tribalwings0
@Tribalwings0 5 месяцев назад
The last one reminds me of a time I got paid 2 -3 hours overtime after the second or third day of me starting a new career. All because everyone forgot I existed and I couldn't check out with a supervisor. Eventually, after just sweeping in front of the supervisors desk for so long, I just went to another departments trainer and asked what I should do. The trainer said, "Usally, I don't have the authority to do this, but I think it is safe from me to dismiss you since no one else in your department is here anymore."
@melissaharris3890
@melissaharris3890 2 года назад
A guy in my criminal justice class missed like a month of school for medical reasons(I think it had to do with kidneys). The prof emailed the class asking for someone to get him the notes. I had them typed up already so it wasn't a problem. After he returned I heard him over talking to another student about how another prof was refusing to let him make up his work. I told him to go to the dean or president because that was illegal. Idk what happened after. And I knew the prof he was talking about. She basically has no soul
@timgravierjr.4241
@timgravierjr.4241 2 года назад
The limericks are eye-rolling, cringey, and completely inappropriate. Keep them coming!
@Kruhee
@Kruhee 2 года назад
People haveing outstanding warrants threatening to call the cops is always too funny 🤣
@rasmuskp93
@rasmuskp93 2 года назад
I got an F in music after i had spent a week in the hospital when we found out i had diabetes. I missed 2 lessons for the whole year and those were the last 2 lessons of the year.. We asked the school what work i needed to do... Whay did i miss? To sing as a group with my class, you know the thing we had done for weeks infront of the teacher and i missed the "test" where we would be playing guitar showing some basic chords where he had told me the week before that "you'll pass this test easily you know all the chords now" so obviosly i thought that i would pass the class when i had already done these things infront of him just not on the test day and when we had asked the school what i needed to do for all classes and music didnt have anything for me to do but my report card showed an F.... good thing it was just the 8th grade music so it didnt matter but that teacher sucks
@SRosenberg203
@SRosenberg203 2 года назад
I love the limericks man, they remind me of this book of limericks my grandmother wrote for me when I was a kid. Those weren’t dirty, but limericks have always been my favorite style of poetry
@blubxtch8380
@blubxtch8380 2 года назад
I actually love the limericks,but after 2-3 they tend to be a bit much?So I'd say the safest approach is to include 1-2 per video from time to time,or maybe have 1 limerick a video,like 'Limerick of the Day' kinda deal?
@Winkleo.x
@Winkleo.x 2 года назад
I gave this a like because it's deserved, Though too many limericks can make me unnerved. They're funny at first, out laughing I'll burst. And then comes the binge... With eyerolls and cringe.
@sherrimiller5258
@sherrimiller5258 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@Lavantte
@Lavantte 2 года назад
Beautiful limerick Winkleo!
@catsclaws5471
@catsclaws5471 2 года назад
I laughed my ass off with all the limericks. My husband was like "what the hell? What are you listening to?" I had to restart so he could hear the whole story.
@uthmanbaksh3530
@uthmanbaksh3530 2 года назад
Re: mom demands access to my room at all times I see that rSlash might launch a new YTChanel/podcast with all these limericks he's writing! Also, I feel for OP because I too have helicopter parents. Even when you're an adult, they still treat you like a child. Re: The easy button I guess the next time I go shopping IRL, I might just pull up the store's site/app on my phone so I can just order online like they want me to do anyways. It's what I do for Walmart. Also, pro tip, the best way to experience Walmart is over the internet! Re: Do your final project, in the ICU My guess was the professor was just too embarrassed over the whole thing to even respond/apologize in a timely manner. Re: Waiting for the manager to home Actual pro tip: when your shift is over and you have signed out, you are not under any obligation to work past your agreed time. No manager has TO give you permission to leave when your shift is expired for the day.
@mieander
@mieander 2 года назад
To be honest, the best humor doesn't have to rely on being dirty to get a laugh, you are witty enough to put together something better.
@Aroaceenby
@Aroaceenby 2 года назад
How many dirty limericks can you write? Rslash: Yes.
@ronaldbailey6258
@ronaldbailey6258 2 года назад
True
@fiaflora9585
@fiaflora9585 2 года назад
I’m not really a fan of the dirty limericks, they make me uncomfortable. Though I know some people are. My suggestion is maybe you could use them more sparingly and put time stamps if people wanna skip them.
@scottdean2199
@scottdean2199 2 года назад
Big fan of your channel, not a fan of the limericks. If you keep doing it I will still watch your videos, just fast-forward through the poems. In the end, you do you - keeping things genuine is what people like about you.
@omgoshross
@omgoshross 2 года назад
Ditto
@dethmetelchik
@dethmetelchik 2 года назад
I wish more people would be polite like you in their delivery. I know my opinion means f*ck all but I appreciate the polite delivery combined with constructive criticism. Much love ❤
@WaitinInAmber
@WaitinInAmber 2 года назад
These limericks were AMAZING 😂😂😂😂😂
@jasmineertha8351
@jasmineertha8351 2 года назад
I had a similar situation to the covid one. I had to have an emergency surgery because a cyst burst and the end of my naval was puncturing my stomach. My professor said that i should have scheduled the surgery earlier and i could get up after the surgery and do his project. I was in such bad shape my family had to tell me days later that the dean visited me. Never got an apology though. He thought i just got favoritism from the dean 😒
@bearheart2947
@bearheart2947 2 года назад
So glad I put my headphones on for this, my mom came into the kitchen around the fourth. I would not want my mom to hear me listening to any of them. The limericks are hilarious, but maybe some forewarning or put them in a specific compilation?
@sally43225
@sally43225 2 года назад
Agreed, I listen to these videos out loud and wouldn’t want these heard
@Lavantte
@Lavantte 2 года назад
@@sally43225 Same! The first video he did the limericks in I was listening to in the bathroom while doing my makeup- My sister walked in when he was reading the limericks and I was internally freaking out about it! I don't think she was paying any mind to what he was saying, but still. ;-;
@tanyavandermerwe8330
@tanyavandermerwe8330 2 года назад
Exactly! My kid likes to listen to Rslash stories and he just busts out with maturbation and shit out of the blue. Not okay.
@ScorpiusZA.
@ScorpiusZA. 2 года назад
I personally don't mind the limericks so long as you keep it to one per story, they get tired after the second one
@PyroWolfofEarth
@PyroWolfofEarth 2 года назад
I'm so glad someone else agrees. I didn't want him to stop with the limericks, but I feel like he goes overboard.
@HiddenBrother619
@HiddenBrother619 2 года назад
1st Limeric: Funny 2nd Limeic: Eyeroll and chuckle 3rd: Sigh 4th: I yelled "Oh my gods stop" Once or twice is fine. Hell even a dirty limeric per post might be fine. But 4 limerics in a row about the same thing is skippable
@DTylerFultzVA
@DTylerFultzVA Год назад
"Why are you still here?!" "You said I was supposed to wait for someone to tell me to go home." "Ugh, just go already." "...Go where, exactly?"
@astrid6496
@astrid6496 2 года назад
I don't mind one here and there, I get a good chuckle from them. Unfortunately when there are multiple in a single video, it just becomes too much and they lose their humour.
@jehaney
@jehaney 2 года назад
If you must write the limricks, maybe only share one per story/post? Sharing three or four at a time gets a bit tedious, especially since they're kind of hit or miss (and mostly miss) imo.
@adityashah8146
@adityashah8146 2 года назад
Guys, just imagine rslash 's wife listening to his vedios with the limerick in. I want to hear that conversation.
@chakatfirepaw
@chakatfirepaw 2 года назад
I've topped that "overtime pay for nothing" twice, (at the same job even). It was a warehouse job where I assembled aircraft maintenance kits, (anything from a few replacement decals to 15' long crates with a complete new de-icing system). The one where I sat around for over three hours involved an Aircraft On Ground kit[1], the problem was we were out of one of the parts and they had to courier us one from Montreal, (We were in Toronto). Since we were caught up on all the other kits we had even got to the point of having just done a sweep to make sure box locations in the system were correct. I literally had nothing to do but sit and wait for the courier to arrive, (at which point I slapped a label on the part, stuck it in the box, taped it shut and handed it back to him). The other came about because of a clause in our contract, (we were a subcontractor). Orders for same-day shipment of kits came with a penalty if they were made after 1PM: If any overtime was required, there was a minimum of 1 hour OT for each hour in the afternoon the order was sent to us. So, when the order came in just after 4, (it was an 8-4:30 shift), that meant 4 hours of overtime pay... for leaving less than 10min late. [1] These were beyond a rush, as it meant there was a plane somewhere that literally couldn't take off and was costing the airline money.
@NotAPorch
@NotAPorch 2 года назад
When I was younger I had no lock on my door, but my parents barged in at all times, and were very mentally abusive, (I believe the physical abuse stopped at that point but I have no idea, PTSD locked that shit away) so when they would yell and scream at me I would go to my room, unscrew my doorknob and jam a screwdriver through the little hole that turned the doorknob, and they physically couldn’t open it or do anything about it. I always put the doorknob back on later, but always had a screwdriver hidden in my room. I tried pushing my dresser in front of my door, but my dad pushed the door hard enough to overcome that obstacle.
@candacel3305
@candacel3305 2 года назад
I have a 16 year old son. I always knock before going in his room. I do not want to walk in on something that will scar us both.
@theavatarofinsanity
@theavatarofinsanity 2 года назад
I don' t mind if you do like 1 or 2 limericks per episode if they are spaced out, but 3 to 4 after one story is kind of Overkill. By that point I just wanna get on with the video.
@0mega717
@0mega717 2 года назад
He should just make an r/dirtylimericks series at this point. They’re actually pretty funny.
@dethmetelchik
@dethmetelchik 2 года назад
Yes! Or the RU-vid shorts. Could do two or three per video. I hope he doesn't edit out his excitement and laughter.
@lwolfstar7618
@lwolfstar7618 2 года назад
@@dethmetelchik ok this I think would be perfect
@tiffanygray
@tiffanygray 2 года назад
Okay, yes to the shorts, and yes to an entire video of limericks, but a big fat hell yes to an entire series! Oh my gosh! That would be awesome!
@Velgroth
@Velgroth 2 года назад
Honestly, I laugh at the limericks, but also cringe in a way that I chuckle and am like “God damn it dabney.” and chuckle.
@Kattlarv
@Kattlarv 2 года назад
On the limrick part: I had a friend who did that. Her parents were not amused. And VERY quickly returned the removed door when they realized she didn't stop when relatives were over.
@CODninjarin
@CODninjarin 2 года назад
Like I understand people not liking the limericks, but they still make me smile because they make Rslash happy He deserves to do things he enjoys sometimes
@megankinsella950
@megankinsella950 2 года назад
Totally agree
@tanyavandermerwe8330
@tanyavandermerwe8330 2 года назад
Yeah but do them in shorts for people who don't like them. Being bombarded with dirty limericks isn't why I clicked on the video, ESPECIALLY during my exercises and my kids listening
@PaladinGear15
@PaladinGear15 Год назад
True but Rslash exists outside of youtube. He can do whatever he wants to do to make himself happy without making us listen to three more unfunny limericks after the first vaguely amusing one.
@ProtoBrown
@ProtoBrown 11 месяцев назад
@@PaladinGear15sounds like you’re just uptight
@PaladinGear15
@PaladinGear15 11 месяцев назад
@@ProtoBrown That's the first time I've ever been called uptight XD Do you really want every video to have 4 bad limericks in them? Or are you just defending Rslash because he's someone who's videos you like? I love his videos too, or else I wouldn't be subscribed, but the limericks were so bad.
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson 2 года назад
I hate the limbrick's. It would be more tolerable if you didn't do 3 to 5 at a time period just choose one.
@Euphykittens
@Euphykittens 2 года назад
I'll be totally honest, I think the limericks are fun/interesting, but they also can really interupt the flow of the video... perhaps they could go at the end instead?
@jarredmattingly5369
@jarredmattingly5369 Год назад
I freaking love them!!! Please keep the limericks up! maybe throw in a haiku, or two?
@WhiteRoseNeko
@WhiteRoseNeko 2 года назад
NO! NEVER STOP! KEEP WRITING DIRTY LIMERICKS! Maybe not like every episode, but this is so fuggin funny!
@edwardcantu9052
@edwardcantu9052 2 года назад
As someone who’s enjoyed every single video you’ve put out…. I suggest leaving the limericks out
@pascalschwerdtmann4397
@pascalschwerdtmann4397 2 года назад
Well tbh yes, the limericks are cringey, eye-rolling and childish and I love every single one of them.
@ForkedMan
@ForkedMan 2 года назад
This is why we love you rSlash, not many other reddit channels would take a brake to share their dirty limericks about the story OP's mom catching them jerking it. You are the brave exception this website needed.
@tiffanygray
@tiffanygray 2 года назад
Hell yeah! These limericks were awesome! 🤣 I think it would be awesome if he did an entire video with just limericks!
@kittenarmy
@kittenarmy 2 года назад
I am not personally a fan of the limericks, but that doesn't stop me from watching your videos every single day. My suggestion would be to put them all at the end of the video so people who don't want them can just skip the end and not miss anything else. I also think that would be a cute way to reprise all the stories at the end.
@briandaaranda9735
@briandaaranda9735 2 года назад
Please don't ever stop writing the dirty Limericks. I'm enjoying them so much and your voice sounds like you have a big smile on your face while you read them. Your joy is our joy!
@callumforbes4369
@callumforbes4369 2 года назад
Can't say I'm loving these limericks, they grind the videos to a halt for me
@dethmetelchik
@dethmetelchik 2 года назад
Love the dirty limericks. Honestly laughing my ass off playing this for my boss and coworkers. If folks don't like them you could always do RU-vid shorts for them. I 100% will watch/listen lol
@tiffanygray
@tiffanygray 2 года назад
Yes! I would absolutely watch the shorts, or if he did an entire video with just limericks, I would love that too!
@dethmetelchik
@dethmetelchik 2 года назад
@@tiffanygray ditto!
@raymondnunez6937
@raymondnunez6937 2 года назад
R slash: I should probably stop and show mercy Me on the ground, ears bleeding: YES PLEEEEASE... NO MORE
@viniciusfrj
@viniciusfrj 2 года назад
the limericks are cringy, they are eye-rolling, and that's exactly why they are great, keep'em coming my man, and i'll keep happily cringing to them
@evin_b
@evin_b 2 года назад
Every time you say, “Okay, I wrote another dirty limerick,” I laugh out loud. 😂
@binnskawibble1222
@binnskawibble1222 2 года назад
Me too! My husband kept asking me what I was cackling about. 😂
@Mck499
@Mck499 2 года назад
What did a Bee say to his wife? Morning honey!
@amberhasanaccount
@amberhasanaccount 2 года назад
Happy Friday, my fellow Slashy viewers. I hope you have a good weekend! 🤭
@TheodorCork
@TheodorCork 2 года назад
ty
@JustAStump
@JustAStump 5 месяцев назад
I guess im the odd one out... i miss the limericks! They are AMAZINGLY funny 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 even 4 in a row... i laughed at evey one 😂😂😂
@joepersch6779
@joepersch6779 2 года назад
Yeah, I actually find the limericks irritating. Not a fan of them at all. Personally, I’d keep them out of the videos. But if you want to keep them in, I’ll just keep skipping past them.
@karlakunk6901
@karlakunk6901 2 года назад
Same comment as before: The limericks are funny when taken in moderation. I would suggest doing 1 tops per video.
@WindySilver
@WindySilver 2 года назад
I liked the dirty limericks (although the fourth one was rather too much, especially considering that they all were very directly inspired by real people), but definitely limit the number of them, maybe one per video at maximum. If you tell too many of them in a short amount of time, it'll get old very fast, especially since we're here to listen to Reddit stories rather than (dirty) poetry. A separate video for limericks could also work since you have so many of them to share with us. Plus, timestamps for those who want to skip the limericks would be great.
@emmabemmaboo
@emmabemmaboo 2 года назад
This is the only time he's made limericks (as far as I can remember) in a video
@tanyavandermerwe8330
@tanyavandermerwe8330 2 года назад
@@emmabemmaboo it's the second time. I think
@lordshaxx4693
@lordshaxx4693 2 года назад
Honestly you should start doing community posts with your limericks.
@dethmetelchik
@dethmetelchik 2 года назад
Yes!
@BINACmini
@BINACmini 2 года назад
>Be mom >Allow my son to stay in my house after eighteen, as long as he follows some rules (No smoking, etc.) >Find Vapes in sons room >Clearly broke rules >Get mad, tell him he can't do that >He goes to store to buy a lock for his door IN MY HOUSE >Don't kick him out because I'm dumb >Decide to remove lock, It's *my* house after all >Mess up, now I can't get in at all >Continue on giving my adult son free room and board, even when he breaks the rules and disrespects me How are you guys on the sons side?
@santhinal7767
@santhinal7767 2 года назад
ok too many of them but the limericks are pretty funny 1 or 2 at a time.
@tokyobobcat
@tokyobobcat 2 года назад
Having a new rSLASH just before bed is great. For everyone getting this in the morning have a great day 👍
@Ariel_Alpaca
@Ariel_Alpaca 2 года назад
Gm
@allyblueowlally2588
@allyblueowlally2588 2 года назад
Pppppp
@patrickgrugel7166
@patrickgrugel7166 2 года назад
What about us who get it in the afternoon? We don't deserve a good day? :(
@itzame2127
@itzame2127 2 года назад
Where do you live bro? For it to be night must be far xD
@laciereinheart9490
@laciereinheart9490 2 года назад
As far as the limericks are concerned, they do bother me, but that's just cause I'm not big on adult content, despite being an adult. I really just find it disgusting. HOWEVER, I don't really care if you keep doing it, because in this case, my opinion doesn't really matter. This is your channel. You are the creator. If these are the works you create, that you enjoy (you did say that when you write one, you have to write at least another four, the other day), then dude, create away. If it were my lame channel, I wouldn't publish dirty limericks. But this is your bombastic channel! There are tons of people here that I'm almost positive do enjoy them. Keep up the awesome work. You're an awesome person, bro.
@andrewgreenberg1862
@andrewgreenberg1862 2 года назад
The limericks are good, but I think they should be used sparingly, and spread out if there isn't a special exception, like a particularly fitting post.
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