r/Maliciouscompliance "I don't take orders from GIRLS!" "OK, then you're fired" 

Protip: Don't be a sexist asshole to the CEO's granddaughter at your new job.

Literally I was for certain the lawyer was going to be like "Shit she done murdered her kid and cleaned up the evidence with bleach".

I feel like the first story is more like nuclearcompliance if that's a thing

Wait til the old school nurse finds out OP was a military vet, then she’d be REALLY pissed off

I thought when she said “white footwear” she was gonna roll up only wearing socks lmao

Re: Grandad allowing his granddaughter to fire the douche, that wasn't just sweet. It was empowering! He might not have seen it like that, but what he did gave his granddaughter some real authority and respect. He was there juuuuuust in case things went wrong and douche only quieted down when he saw the gun, but at the end of the day he still respected his granddaughter in her position of power and was basically acting as security. Bravo!

I actually had a similar story with the boots from high school. tl;dr : I wore boots, got in trouble, and then got back out of trouble with permission to wear boots. My school had a dress code but their rules on footwear came down to basically “close-toed, school colors (black, white, and/or maroon), and no stiletto high heels”. I had several pairs of shoes that adhered to this policy perfectly (mom was a teacher and always made sure I wouldn’t be *breaking* dress code) including my favorite pairs of converse. But one day I couldn’t find my converse anywhere (I really need to organize my closet) so I grabbed my favorite black combat boots and wore those. It was on a Friday, which meant students could wear pants and shirts that weren’t the uniform. But the shoe rule still applied. My combat boots adhered to the policy better than half of the other students’ shoes. There had been kids given dress code violations for having laces that were the wrong color before. My boots were completely black, no other colors. So I knew they’d be within the laws of the dress code. I get to school, a couple friends say they like my boots, homeroom teacher doesn’t comment (he never payed attention, he probably didn’t even see), first period teacher doesn’t comment, third period teacher compliments them, all seems fine! And then, when walking through the halls to my mom’s classroom (my lunch was there) I was stopped by a random middle school teacher who I’d never really talked to and didn’t remember the name of. She told me my boots were violating the dress code and I could either change shoes or get a citation (three citations = detention. I had none at that point and wanted to keep it that way). I obviously didn’t have another pair of shoes at school, and I didn’t know what to do. Hallelujah, mom came looking for me because I hadn’t shown up to grab my lunch (she was on lunch too) she comes up and greets the other teacher, the exchange a few pleasantries, and then when I slowly turn to walk away, the other teacher refocuses and tells me that if I don’t have a different pair of shoes, she’ll write me up. Wrong thing to say right in front of mom. She may be a teacher and be careful about me and my sibling adhering to the dress code, but she isn’t overly strict and she knows my boots are fine. Mom got soooo mad at her. It wasn’t obvious there, she politely argued that they were within dress code and the other teacher gave up when I said I could pull up the student handbook (I had read it, I was fine). Mom smiled and they said their goodbyes. The outcome of the whole event was twofold: 1. I got to wear my boots at school from then on with no issues. I still wore converse most of the time anyways. 2. I had an interesting new string of curse words to use after the car ride home that day.

".... before he noticed my grandfather standing in the door" oh $#!t "...with his gun holstered on his hip." O.O

6:20 'Project management tool' just sounds like a nickname for an awful manager.

Where do I get these boots, they sound like a joy to wear

I feel bad for anyone who has narc parents - my dads a narc and I was so lucky to get out of his care-

The story about the nurse must be one of the best malicious compliance story I've heard in a while

The first story can definitely count as an accidental prorevenge.

I'm a manager for 20 years. I've trained other managers for almost half that time and always tell them "if you have a new team, fight the urge to make immediate changes". Your note on new management trying to fix things that are not broken is spot on.

I wish that I still had my old combat boots but sadly they had worn out many years ago and I had to throw them away. I got them back in '84 when I joined the US Army.

I'm imagining a 17 year old girl just being giddy because she's being an adult and one-upping a grown man.

rSlash: if it ain’t broke don’- Ad: We interrupt this program to bring you Home Depot music that’s way too loud, no need to thank us.

About that controller: We can just hope that one of the good things that will come out of the Corona crisis is that a lot of those useless middle management jerks are removed and that employees are being allowed to think for themselves...

I can't imagine living my childhood the way OP did. I'm so glad he was able to get out.

The last one is soo good haha the traveling went bad for him just because of his tantrums lol.

...now I really want a pair of those aforementioned military combat boots. They sound amazing!

Imagine being so self-destructively sexist that you'd rather someone risk injury than wear actually safe shoes. My gran was a nurse since the 70s and would drop that woman.

As someone who's had a ruptured atfl (ligament in the ankle) that hasn't fully healed for over 3 years, I can safely say that... I feel ya girl

Lol, be fired, or be fired at. Not really much of a choice for that guy. xD

You know you're screwed up when you hear an abuse story and think, "That's it?" Honestly, hearing things like this actually helped me realize that I was abused and that what I went through wasn't okay. Honestly, my dad was able to admit that he was abusive before I was. My mom still hasn't. I don't know if she ever will because her actions are still enabled. Luckily, I just started going to therapy and while I have a long way to go, I can listen to this story now and realize just how abnormal and abusive it is

Employee:I dont take orders from girls!!!! Boss:ok bye then!!!

i have a question for the first story: is the friend's dad pissed off at op's mom or at op for staying in their house?

If you are being mistreated at work, be more creative and maliciously comply!

1st story: Op: Yeah my mom's abusive and negle- The lawyers: _Emergency Meeting_

7:00 Entered the fact I sat down the desk? Entered. Enter the fact I entered the fact I sat down the desk? Entered. Entered the fact I entered the fact I entered the fact I set down the desk? Entered. ... Here you go, every action entered

16:00 His Grandfather has A Big iron On His Hip

Me: watching random vids Rslash: new vid Me: drops everything and watches

That first story is both horrible, and amazing because parents like this almost never get caught or have consequences. I just wanna say to anyone who has been able to make their way out of an abusive situation and improve their life: I AM SO DAMN PROUD OF YOU, YOU ARE BETTER FOR IT AND YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO PUT YOURSELF FIRST 💕💕

Me sees tittle: well thats sexist The guy that said the line: who cares girls cant serve me. The girl: get fired

I’ve never agreed more with a statement like I do with the one at 14:11. When my old manager got transferred, the new one tried making all these changes and had a bad attitude problem which ended up with me and a couple other coworkers quitting

11:37 I'm pretty sure that any utility attire is ment to be practical and comfortable, and doesn't hinder or injure the person wearing them, I have an app on my phone where I can make and sceduale doctor's appointments, refill prescriptions, and receive doctor's excuse via email, I no joke could send the email to my boss of my summer job when I was in high school, she said she wanted a doctor's NOTE, okay boomer. So I went to my grandpa's house asked to use his printer, went on my email, logged on, and printed the exact email on paper, and handed it to my boss.

"A bee in her bonnet about my boots" That is just beautiful English :)

So my grandmother has a lot of cats, and one of her neighbors happens to also LOVE cats. So much that she regularly attempts to STEAL her cats. The first instance was when my cousin had to give away her cat. My grandmother was happy to take the cat, she was a really sweet cat. The cat went missing shortly after and a few months later a familiar looking cat showed up on her neighbors porch. She couldn't prove it was hers, but based on her invading her property and trying to steal several other cats it was highly likely. One of my grandmother cats is named Nancy. She's a sweet cat, and has kittens a lot. Whenever this is near happening the neighbor will be on the property trying to book it with Nancy. It's gotten to a point that whenever kittens are about to come she has to lock them up. Another time the vet gave her two kittens in a cage. My grandmother had to run errands so she left the kittens on her porch. (She had a screened in porch so it was perfectly safe for the cats.) She returns to a woman on her porch trying to take the cage. She goes over to tell her that those are HER cats and the neighbor ACTUALLY tries to DEFEND herself. How do you even defend that? The only other time I remember is when she actually got away with taking Nancy. My grandmother confronted her about this, and the neighbor said- "No this is my cat Mooglely." My grandmother repeated that that was HER cat Nancy, and was eventually able to get her back. This happened all the time, so I can't fit everything, but now my grandmother has moved and it isn't a problem anymore. I have my own little kitten at home and I am just so glad I don't have to deal with somebody like that.

It’s 5:54 am and I am so confused why I’m watching this (notifications are on)

every grand dad should be big strong and have a heart of gold towards his grand children

I heard the first story on a different channel and OPs dad was only going to let OP stay temporarily while his sister could permanently stay so to me OP should have just been emancipated and lived his best life

Is it ok that I go to sleep easier every time I play this? I’m addictied to this channel.

After hearing this all this Malicious Compliance... i realize that i was always falling victim for malicious compliance because i tend to not be clear enough when ask for help and taking all my word literally. Thought there nothing malicious.. i think is more funny compliance...

That last story was the most Texan story I have ever heard - can confirm as a Texan with a background in petroleum engineering.

14:18 I worked at pizza hut for 3 years and during those 3 years they went through 5 shift supervisors 3 RGMs 2 district managers and 14 employees ether quit or were replaced by "better" employees

Good on that one OP for getting away from (and sticking it to) their abusive mother. That was horrible to hear about, but pretty satisfying when the comeuppance commenced.

6:55 So he basically laugh about the spam and understood he made the wrong decission. Good person xD

the footwear thing, when the lady saw the graduation boots, op shouldve said: "they come in white too"

The last story really reminds me of what I COULD have had with my grandpa. I might have became an engineer and work for his company. But he had to go. I glad someone else can have this tho.

That first story.. really hits home for me. I grew up in similar physical conditions from my parents not cleaning up after our cats and dogs. I wasn't beaten like OP, though there was constant fighting, screaming, lots of neglect, and a few isolated incidents of physical abuse. I didn't have siblings or other close friends or family since 1. I was never able to have anyone over and am very very shy and 2. the rest of my family is either far away/alienated or just as bad as my parents. I wish there had been someone there to get me out.. good on OP for making it out and getting a chance at a normal life.

My last boss was 25, I was 31 at the time. He was by far the best boss I'd ever had! Some ppl... Lol

"You wanna fire him?" Thats my favorite line in this video.

Damn I need boots like that, just hearing about them is like a an advertisement lol

1st story was so close to accidentally runing mom's entire life 1) child goes missing 2) dogs lose the scent of child by the river 3) the entire house reeks of cleaning chemicals 4) the whole floor shines brightly under the blacklight

I clicked faster than my girlfriends temper 😂❤

The assistant from the company story: So many restaurants but they're all so expensive. Karen (distant): and I would put us on this system. Assistant: So I'll go to this restaurant restaurant first

For the past 11 days in a row I keep clicking on the video when it was posted 4 minutes ago. WITHOUT FAIL

'If it ain't broke, don't fix it.' I can agree to that. During my first job, the manager I signed on to work under, suddenly had to leave because of family stuff, so we had like ten different managers rotating in and out to fill in until we got a new permanent manager. Each one had their own ideals on the rules, how to follow them, which ones they were lenient or strict on, and how to set up the store. One of them rearranged everything, including moving stands and stock around and one of them took away chairs at certain stations where chairs were necessary, because sitting made us look lazy, even though with the absence of chairs, most of us now had to hunch over to reach what we were working on, and there were quite a few of us who couldn't stand for long periods of time, or who had gone through surgery and were supposed to sit down as much as they could. Manager didn't care. I didn't stay at that job very long.

I've finally made it when there were "No Views" !

14:21 It's like something Michael Reeves would do... Break something then fix it to get all the credit for fixing it.

The last one reminded me of the time how when I was 2-4 and me and my brother were at our grandma's house and she let us jump on her bed and my bro pushed me off or hurt me or something and Grandma said I could spank him. I was kinda upset so I didn't want to but even though I kinda regret my desision a little, it probably wouldn't have hurt very much. Also my cat is currently folded in half taking a nap and purring.

Omg, I understand the "new manager" drama b.s. I got a new manager at the place I work a couple months ago, and THE DAY THE OLD MANAGER LEFT, the new manager immediately started to make changes, most of them the placement of items on the shelves of the store. We had spent a year and a half optimizing where things should be that would catch the eye of customers. Now, instead of things being bought only a week after being put out, they're sitting there not even being looked at. Also, I'm the only one still left working there from a tightnit group. It's not even fun to work there anymore, the new manager has everyone so tightly wound up..

When the Karen becomes the Manager

"Your mother wears combat boots! And is an incredible medical professional!"

I kinda wish the story about the nurses had ended in other students adopting the footwear because of all the added benefits to wearing them. THAT would have been hilarious. still a satisfying ending though

"Bee in her bonnet about my boots" My, what a sentence.

I love your "HELLOOO?" man. Keep it up you are doin great job

Second story. Op... are you me? The few months my mom and I lived in an apartment the people above us let their toddler, run, jump, stomp, and scream all day and way later into the night than he ever should have been awake. I finally went upstairs and politely mentioned it to them. The mother sort of apologized then immediately excused the behavior as her toddler 'watching football'. The noise didn't stop until they thankfully moved out a couple months later, and Mom and I moved out not long after.

the first story is how my parents use to teach me how to read and write when i was a 4 to 7 yrs old (trust me this is normal to some asians, but i guess mine was worst (?)) cause everytime i write a cursive letter wrong i get beaten up with a belt, sandal or broom. i still get punched or hit now that i'm fifteen for normal mistakes a teen make.

My favorite malicious compliance stories are the ones where the boss laughs and admits they fucked up XD

Story 1: every kid deserves parents but, not every parents deserves a kid

the chill supervisor is nice

Hi rSlash. I love your videos and love all the work you put in. I hope you've been doing well during quarantine. I can't wait for tomorrow when you upload your next video!

" I could bump my toes without breaking them" I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

I was one the channel page keep on refreshing and my notifications on and I had to check my inbox to know the video was on dear God the notification suck

That nurse footwear one was too perfect!

Damn, I'm really early yet I couldn't say "nice" for "69 likes"? *What happened to my luck?*

That nursing instructor sounds like Dolores Umbridge

first story: another amazing example of how kids need their loving and supporting straight mommy! while the gays are not allowed to get near children as if they were some kind of Lepers!

Florida Man: YOU CAN'T FIRE ME Grandfather: fuck around and find out

1st

I think grandpa knew that guy was going to be trouble to get rid of. He also knew he couldn't have the gun when firing him and giving it to her probably wouldn't have the same effect.

1st story, OP's mom didn't "become concerned" for OP. She became concerned that she would get arrested for her abuse and child neglect

The nursing boots story cracks me up everytime. I showed my brother who is in the ADF and he thought it was hilarious.

15:05 when you hear the words “Florida man” you already know shit is going to go down

Had a convo? Check. Ate a pizza roll? Check. Ate a second pizza roll? Check.

I love the moments where you break into a chuckle before narrating something : D

I thought the woman with the combat boots was just gonna spray paint her boots, but good on her husband for giving her white boots as a gift.

Beating a kid for getting a flash card wrong: abuse Beating a kid for getting a flash card wrong AT 2 AM: nuclearabuse

The "You need to leave" "Okay I'll run away forever" story is satisfying and all, but I want to know what became of OP's twin sister! Where was she in all this??

nothing beats coming home drunk from a party with my friends and watching rSchlash , i really get into these stories :D

That old nurse seems like the type you wouldn’t want around as someone treating you or saving your life...seems like she’d lecture you as you’re dying in a hospital bed because you’re inconveniencing her by dying period

I’m a coder and have been for 16 years. Just recently, they made a rota making us do other jobs that were totally new to us and put other people on the job so that they could do any job even though they had no idea how to actually code and the training for the type of coding we do and it’s very important to get it right and hugely complicated. It’s a dangerous game but I can’t divulge what type of coding it’s for. I’m just waiting for the day when it goes horribly wrong. I don’t want that to happen - I’m just scared of the consequences of their actions.

i really expected op to paint her boots white in the nurse story LOL

I have a sociopath for a parent and had a similar-ish experience to the first story. My parent was emotionally and verbally abusive for most of my life while physically and sexually abusing my other parent, who eventually left when I was in my late teens. So, I was staying with my abusive parent because custody and shit, and we get into some stupid disagreement. Socio screams at me and I take a walk, but when I leave they call my phone to yell at me and tell me, word for word, "If this is how you're going to act, you can find another place to live!" To which I said, okay! I went to my other parent's house while said parent was out of town, had my sibling put my stuff on the curb where I picked it up, and I never went back. Socio threatened to break in and drag me back, and to this day claims they never kicked me out.

lmao that old lady probably havin nightmares about boots by now

To the grandpa with a gun. You wanna adopt me!!! Lol!!

4:47 OP forgot the most important part, she lost YOU.

The best way to teach your kids to read isn't to sit them at a desk and play tricks with their heads. No, not even if you do it like a real school and not first OP's mom's crazy Agatha Trunchbull impression. What's the best way? Just read to them. My parents never gave me reading lessons. Dad read me Tom Sawyer and other homey classics and I started following along because I liked it. I could read it for myself long before I got to Kindergarten and it remains a heartwarming memory for me to this day. PS, second op? Brand of boots please? I want.

That first story, my mom wouldn't see my kids even at her funeral!!