r/Maliciouscompliance Smug Lawyer Loses $50,000 By Attacking Humble Farmers 

Some people think that the most important thing about being a pro RU-vidr is to make high quality videos. But no. The most important thing is remembering to press the publish button.

Imagine breaking a mutually beneficial gentleman's agreement because you think you can squeeze some cash out of it. Lawyer didn't think things through and got what he deserved.

"She's a two. A TWO" ...Out of ten maybe.

don't know why, but the shirt tucked in story reminded me of what happened to me in high school (sophomore year - 1983). I was in English class and our teacher (call him Mr. Sleezy) would always favor helping the girls over the boys. He would always stand behind them in the girl's desk, lean over, and help. When a boy asked a question, he would seldom leave his desk, rattle off something almost unintelligible, then tell us we (the boys) were not applying ourselves enough. One day, I was having problems trying to figure out why I only got a 75 on a recent test (should have been an A, but another story for another day). So i asked him to explain a section of the test. He didn't even get up from his desk, and just said if I read the assigned materials I would have understood. I. HAD. ENOUGH. I said to him "maybe if you got off your fat ass and taught everyone equally instead of just trying to look down the blouse of every girl in the school, I would better understand the lessons!!!!" BOOM...sent to the principal's office (not the first time, wouldn't be the last - in fact a chair in the office was kept open for me LOL). Anyway, the principal (great man, probably one of the few reasons I actually graduated) just talked to me about how I had to watch my language and tone, gave me a detention and sent me to study hall to finish the period. I didn't know this but everyone in the school (small high school, about 300 students) starting talking about what I said in class to Mr. Sleezy. The girls were tired of it as well and formed a plan. The next day, I walked into English class (which was my first period class BTW) and I finally noticed; EVERY GIRL in the class was wearing a turtleneck sweater. Odd I thought, but ok. Mr. Sleezy definitely noticed, yelled my name and marched me personally to the principal's office. Didn't even wait to be called on, almost threw me onto the principal's desk and demanded I was expelled from school. The principal asked why and Mr. Sleezy yelled "BECAUSE ALL THE GIRLS ARE WEARING TURTLENECKS!!!! this A---hole organized it!!!" Principal asked me and I said I had no clue what he was talking about. I noticed the girls wearing turtlenecks, but it was WINTER and 4 degrees outside. Maybe they were cold?? Principal openly laughed at that. Mr. Sleezy scoffed and said "well I can see Im getting nowhere with you and your "pet project" (aka - ME) I'll take it to the board." Principal sent me off to my next class. Amazingly, ALL the girls in that class were wearing turtlenecks, and the next class the same thing. Turned out, EVERY girl in our high school wore a turtleneck to school that day. Talk aobut a statement LOL. Mr. Sleezy did actually go to the board about it, but they almost laughed him out of the meeting. Mr. Sleezy eventually got caught up in a scandal with a minor from another school district later that year and "decided" to move on to other "opportunities" outside of the teaching field. ended up moving from our small town and that was the last I ever heard about him. Except that he moved alone. His wife (who was also a teacher in the elementary school), stayed until her retirement just a few years ago.

As soon as you said _”she committed the one sin no school could tolerate”_ I knew exactly where you were going with that. I once had a teacher call me a stripper mind you I was in the 9th grade cause she thought my shorts were too short, in reality they met the code standards, they were fingertip length, I just have super long legs so everything is short on me... needless to say that teacher got fired lol.

*Pops out her glass eye moves it close to the tag "Nope still a 6" 😂😂😂 Irene sound amazing

"A two, a two, a two" Me: three 2's, that's 6.

I can’t believe you remembered the shoulders rule I’ve dealt with that for my entire grade school career

"Vegan cat vomit rolled in crystals and hemp" Now THAT'S a description

You didn’t forget!

Rslash, several months ago: Can girls not show their shoulders? Rslash, today: Ah yes, the cardinal sin.

“No you need to PAY ME $1,000 each time , to mow MY yard...... all 40 Acres” my grandpa used to rent fields he wouldnt even to get $1000 a month. $1000 a mow is astronomically high especially when you’re bringing your own equipment and doing all the work.

He remembered to push the publish button this time 😂

Rslash: She committed the one sin no one could tolerate: **showing her shoulders to the other boys** Me: **chokes on my breakfast**

I was waiting for the first ones lady to reveal that her name was not in fact Jerkina, and she was actually called Petunia so the couple would be Vernon and Petunia. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a son named Dudley 😂

For the first story all I could think when they kept saying “a two” was op saying bless you.

Remember Slashers, if he forgets again, it's on Spotify.

dont f**k with farmers. especially when they come bearing gifts, and asking for almost nothing in return

R/slash: *didn't forget to push the publish button* *Everyone liked that*

The story with the guy semi stripping reminds me of how I almost got my kindergarten teacher in trouble. I’m European so as a small child, I hadn’t grown up with the body shaming fear of being naked in front of those that my fellow classmates had in the states. My school had a swimming pool and the first time I was to swim with my classmates, the teacher joked if we weren’t fast to change, than we couldn’t swim. Without a seconds thought, I immediately stood up and yanked my clothes off, fully intending of changing into my swim suit in front of my whole class. My teacher full on freaked as I stood half naked and demanded to know what I was doing. I was so confused and just “I want to swim.” After that day, I learned from my parents that whenever I do something weird that seems normal to me to just explain it by saying “I’m European.” It was a fair couple of interesting years at that school

Oh, you're mistaken! The "no shoulder" rule isn't for the boys, it's for the men who are teaching and getting turned in by the shoulders of 13-14 year old girls.

1:23 bless you rslash

If I was in the first story, when she said "I'm a 2!" the urge to say "out of ten" would have been unbearable

“Showing her shoulders to other boys!” *gasp the AUDACITY!!!! I for real busted out laughing at that! Nearly woke the house up

The farm story reminds me of my grandparents house, they kind of have the same thing, they moved up there to retire so they don't use all their land. They do however have a deal with a neighbor to cut down the yard and help him pack it up and then the farmer uses the hay to feed his sheep. He does this for quite a few people around the area. If he didn't cut it for free they would still have to find someone to cut it because if they don't its a HUGE fire hazard. So if the lawyer dude decided to just not cut his lawn, he is looking at burning his house down and probably a huge fine.

No one: Not even Yugo RSlash: [[insert weird/funny/awkward quote here]]

The one sin that no school can tolerate, showing her shoulder to other boys DUN,DUN,DUN

When a farmer is surprised that an attorney wants to draw up a contract CD

The publish button is now the greatest joke on this channel

While i disagree with the attorneys demands. But having it in writing vs a handshake agreement is kind of necessary now adays. People break wrotten contracts all the time. Let alone verbal ones. I don't trust anyone to keep to a verbal agreement.

She was definitely a 2. Wait, we are meaning out of 10, right?

I literally love your channel. I’ve been on break for 10 minutes, have about 30 minutes left, and I was wondering what to do without my daily rslash before work and I open RU-vid and see this posted 1 minute ago with 36 views. You post at the best times and we love you for it

entitled man: a 2, a 2 me: gesundheit

I’m still laughing over the glass eye held up to the tag on the pants! Epic! 😂😂😂

I sorry when she read the pants with the magnifine glass she should of said o I'm sorry I was wrong its a 9

For some reason, that first story with the couple reminds me of Petunia and Vernon Dursley, lmao.

The 'tuck in your shirt' story was a stroke of genius!

I dont know if it happend that way or im imagining it like this. Owner takes glass eye out of her skull, places it at the on the tag and says " hmm yes its a six". I would DIE laughing at that moment

Bruh, it took me a minute on that first story because i heard "glass eye" and somehow my brain thought "a magnifying glass that goes over the eye" and not literally a glass eye that sits in the eye socket. And then I nearly choked to death on my food from bursting out in laughter. Idk, i just really needed that laugh i think, thanks.

something i've learned from reading reddit posts like these, never screw with farmers/ranchers. They know their stuff and will take you for a long financial walk without blinking, usually by playing by the rules, either written or unwritten. You would've thought an attorney/lawyer would have good business sense....i guess an expensive education cant buy everything.

The boys at my high school aren't even allow to wear earrings.

"No, I'm a two." On a scale of one to ten, maybe.

"a two, a two, a two!" "Bless you"

I did the same thing when a teacher told me to tuck in my shirt. I stood up, unbuckled my pants, tucked in, and rebuckled. I really didn't think anything about it since that's the way I always did it, until I looked up and saw his face. I had just opened my pants in front of the whole class. I said, "Oh, I thought you wanted everybody to watch." He stormed out of the room. He came back about 10 minutes later, but he NEVER EVER said another word to me. So it was a win for me, plus my shirt was now tucked in.

"No. She is a two. A two. A TWO". Missed opportunity for OP to say, "Bless you".

At 5:51 I thought he was going to say something semi serious, BUT THE SHOULDER CRIMES?!?!? lol

The lawyer likely was right. The farmer was getting a great deal and the previous owner was giving money away. 50 acres turned into food for his animals and 90% of the wood? If I was the lawyer, I'd want to renegotiate too.

Your Karen voice is so fucking perfect. Every single time I see a Karen now that voice pops in my head.

"Took out her glass eye, checking the size tag..." 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

* pops out her glass eye, and holds it close to the tag * “Yup, it’s still a 6.” I literally spit fruit punch out my nose. 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

this dude should be a teacher he making reading something fun and when the students be bad he makes a story about like if they are bullying or stealing or whatever

I had a friend when I was a kid who got some kind of infection / disease in one of his eyes and had to have it removed when we were around 4. Once everything was healed up, he got a glass eye. It was always hilarious when he'd pop the thing out and put it on his desk...especially when he had a substitute teacher. Glass eye stories are almost always great.

When he said **A TWO** i legitly tought im hearing a baby sneezing

0:32 must of been ThatVeganTeacher 😂

If I was OP in the first story, when the husband kept saying, "a two, a two", I would have said, bless you since it sounded like he sneezed.

If I was facing that guy who was screaming “A TWO!” I would’ve responded with “Bless you.”

“A two, a two, A TWO” Bless you.

Entitled man: A Two! A TWO!! Me: Bless you.

Imagine being a literal lawyer, and being so much of a Karen that you think people should pay you for the privilege of doing work for you.

5:30 Reminds me of my sister. XD She always wore a coloured singlet beneath her uniform. (She was... well-developed, so it was kinda, yknow... for “privacy” reasons) Anyways, the deputy principal complained at mum, and she goes “how do you know she has a singlet on?” His response? “I can see it.” So mum goes “If she takes it off, then what are you looking at?” She was allowed to wear singlets. (Tbh, the guy was actually really great. Once he started dealing with mum, he was actually pretty chill, and one of the best people in the school. Still a stickler for the rules and all, but after that, the most common reasons he spoke with mum was due to my sister’s after school activities - dance, singing, band - or because of the bully teacher she dealt with a few times. Long story short, bully teacher was pretty horrible, and there are some pretty awful stories with her, but that’s another story... Lets just say you don’t talk about self harm and bring up a family loss, singling out the student who just lost their uncle not a week before...)

The evil shoulder!!!

Oh God!!!! I almst pssd my pants when I heard "She popped out her glass eye!" X3 Amazing!!! I cant stop laffing!!

7:21 I'm getting vibes from a previous post involving coffee

Irene and her glass eye 👁️ sounds like a f****ng legend!

If I was the attorney, I'd either would have taken the deal the farmer offered or talked with the farmer on how much he makes and if I couldn't haggle maybe 10% more on the previous agreement, if not a little less than that. If the previous agreement can warm the house for one year, having 20% already has you with a two year plan then. Either way, the lesson is: Don't underestimate percentages, they can be more than they appear to be.

🤣🤣🤣 omg the 1st story people should be Heidi and Spencer!

the showing her shoulders had me dead lol

When your so early RU-vid said “no views” while there’s 72 likes right after refreshing the page

I haven’t watched rslash in 2months. I used to watch his videos every day but ran out and was bored of watching the same video 2-3times a day. Now I have 2months worth of videos from him🍉

“A TWO!” ah, bless you

Vernon: A two. A two! A TWO! Me: Gesundheit.

First story, Op, you should’ve called her “Aunt Petunia.”

*hopping on the train, checks r/slash* hmm, 15 seconds ago, nice 👍🏻

The karma of other farmers demanding the same fee he wanted to charge the original farmer is great

2:32 For a second I thought I just heard it wrong. "laughing with it about Irene and the other cashier Helen" *woop woop woop woop woop woop~*

i find it funny as you said the other workers would teach billy bob not to park there again i just remembered the SpongeBob line of "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!"

As a handicapped individual, I've been known to photograph and report pickup trucks or trailers blocking my bus stop

Morning tea with the R/Slash squad!!

"This is not my size! Why don't you have my size!?" Ma'am, we're a store, not a Morgue.

"She is a two. A two. A TWO." Bless you [it sounds like a sneeze]

not gonna lie that first story my response would have been "oh my, i seem to be in error, it's not a 6. IT'S A 9!"

LMAO! Vegan cat vomit rolled in hemp and crystals? Classic!!😅😅

That must of been the HARDEST class she’s ever been in.

"atchum, atchum, atchum" - if i were you i would have told them to leave cause they may have COVID

I do agree with the attorney on one part 10% of wood is definitely low, 10% plus a small stipend from the sold wood does make sense. A grand is too much but 5%-10% of the profits evens both parties up.

Oh God No!! Not the shoulders 🫢😲 That Temptress!

Irene is a legend! I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile. 👁😁

As someone who goes to a school with a dress code, the sholder joke got me lol

Goodness, why would property taxes for open land be so high!?

[ 5:38 ] That Really... REEEALLLY got me.

The husband: she’s a 2, a 2, a 2! Me: bless you.

when your 14 and you understand legal laws from rslash: this big brain time

I remember in 7th grade/middle school, I had these two identical tank tops(just different colors). I wore one to school and never got bothered about it, even though my first hour teacher liked doing daily checks so we wouldn’t get in trouble later on. The next day, I wore the other one, and at nearly the end of the day, the principal stops me to do a strap check. I explain that about the identical one from the day before, and he gets haughty and says, “Well, I guess no one saw it. That’s all.” We do the check(three fingers on the strap),and my fingers come off so little that I figured it’d either be cleared or I’d just be told not to wear it without an over shirt from now on. No, he takes me to the lost and found and has me pick something or “we’ll have to call your parents to bring you something.” At the time, I had no idea why that was even a big deal, but I’m looking back on the things he’s dress coded and thinking, ‘why is a grown man looking so hard at 12-14 year old girls skirts and tank straps to be able to tell if they’re less than a centimeter off regulation?’ I’ve actually had teachers(typically older ones) straight up tell some girls they’ve dress coded that the way they’re dressing could distract the boys from learning. Dress codes can useful, but the way they’re used and to what extent they’re enforced currently is just creepy and gross.

“She’s a 2” Outta 10? That’s being generous.

Irene was awesome. Never known a bad Irene or Jude in my life.

2:20 I was not expecting that

5:40 my school had that rule and a teacher explained it once to the class. The reason why girls couldn't show shoulders is because guys couldn't show their shoulders and guys couldn't because the smell it would cause.

even with a fake eye, she can tell its a size 6

Should have had a TIFU episode today where you mention forgetting to publish yesterday's episode on time. 🤣 In all seriousness though, I appreciate the daily videos, man. 👌

How do you not like the way someone is helping you?