r/Maliciouscompliance Karen Ignored Zoo Signs and A LION PEED ON HER! 

Have you ever had to smell cat pee? How bad do you think lion pee smells?

kinda gross animal fact: Cat urine smells so strong because it's very concentrated. This is an adaptation to living in very dry climates. Basically, their body gets as much fluid out of their food as possible, and part of that process is that a lot less water is used to create urine. This means that the urine that does get released is far more concentrated, and thus smells far stronger than most animals from more temperate climates.

I think Karen forgot she was at a lion show instead of the orca show; it’s not the splash zone you want to be sitting in

Karen: *Ignores the zoo signs* Lion and Lion-keeper: *"We do a little trolling."*

"Karen Ignored Zoo Signs and A LION PEED ON HER!" Balanced. As all things should be.

*This lion is the hero we need he is defeating all Karens one for one.*

To remove the cat urine smell, wash immediately with a generous amount of vinegar. More than once if the smell persists. Using an oxygen powder will also greatly help, especially if it's had a chance to dry.

"I hire lazy people to do important jobs, because a lazy person will always find an easier way to do it" - Bill Gates

I've actually seen the exact same situation with the lion happen before We were at a zoo in South Carolina when I was about 10 or so and there was a lion exhibit, ofc, with signs *everywhere* about how the male lion would spray and to be careful and not use flash photography A Karen, older Karen, and their spawns were ignoring the keepers and the sign and being really obnoxious, taking flash pictures of the lion and his lionesses, and I will never forget what happened to this day He stood up, my mom and grandma knew exactly what was about to happen and yanked me behind a tree for cover And the lion walked right up to the group of Karens, turned around, and sprayed them My mom, grandma, and I were fine due to the fact we hid behind a tree at an angle, but Karen and her group got absolutely blasted with lion pee

"A lion peed on a Karen" is an awesome ice-breaker topic

Cat pee, once it gets in fabrics, is virtually impossible to get rid of the smell. So I can imagine that the big cats would be worse. 😂

Finally, a context I can tell this story in. I’m the oldest of 5 kids, and when we were much younger my parents would take us to the zoo every few months, as they do. Around the time this story takes place, my youngest brother was 3 or 4, and was allowed to walk around instead of sitting in the stroller with my baby sister. We had just gone in to the pachyderm building at our zoo, and as we were walking by the rhino exhibit, the rhino started peeing on the wall. He slowly started turning around, and everyone knew what was about to happen, so we started walking away. Everyone except my little brother, who stood in awe, watching the rhino making a line of pee on the wall before it finally turned around, peeing all over my little brother. Luckily, my mom carried changes of clothes for everyone and lots of wipes and he was given an impromptu bath in the zoo bathroom, and he now has the nickname “rhinocer-piss”

As someone who had to clean our cat's litterbox, I can attest that cat piss smells terrible. The reason for this is so they can let other cats know "This is my territory, back off."

Cats have really concentrated urine. Most of them evolved for deserts or other arid areas, and their bodies thus conserve water this way. The bit with the individual electronics reminds me of scenes in movies where they ask a character to drop all their weapons, and they just keep pulling out more and more weapons until there is a pile taller than they are somehow.

Story time: my parents bought a house from some people who we later realized weren't crazy because they were old and one of them had cancer, they were just absolutely crazy before that too. There was a room that stunk of ammonia. The neighbors told us that she would keep her cats in there. And we thought, oh, lots of cats like 12 cats. No. Like 50 cats. All just living in this same room, pissing over the walls, having more cats because none of them were cared for properly. When we took the drywall out of room, the nails were rusted. We stripped up the linoleum and had to chemically clean the concrete before the the smell started to abate. Tldr cat piss will ruin a room for you and your children and your children's children

The Lion story reminds me of an interesting encounter my family had with a gorilla at a zoo. The gorilla enclosure had this one glass wall that guests could approach to watch the gorillas. By the time we got there, there was a huge crowd of probably 20 people and this big buff gorilla walked up to the glass and without hesitation, pressed his butt against the glass and proceeded to take a massive dump right in front of everyone. The other gorillas just watched, not really doing anything and the crowd of people were just in absolute confusion. When he was done, he walked off looking like the proudest animal in the zoo. I have no idea what happened to make this gorilla do that but someone must have ticked him off. What makes this funnier is that OP mentions their story might have taken place at the San Diego Zoo, which is exactly where my story happened. I don’t think any of these animals have any shame at all. Heck, a few days before or after we visited, a giraffe gave birth right in front of guests. It’s a cool zoo.

Tiger keeper here: I left my coat in the building overnight once and it took months to get the smell of tiger out of it. I’ve managed to avoid being directly peed on but yeah, it’s pungent.

That garbage bin story at the end made me think of something that happened when I was ten. I woke up one morning to my parents going in and out of the house with garbage bags. When I asked what they were doing (because it was weird), my dad took me to the dining room window and pointed out to the backyard. Someone set fire to our garbage and recycling bin overnight. I helped them clean it up, and that’s when I discovered how awful burnt plastic smells.

The cable story is exactly what happened to my late aunt. Her house was just about totaled and she lost damn near everything except her dog. The cable company gave her a huge hassle about returning the equipment and continuing to bill her until she did. Fortunately, the fire was so large that it was the subject of several news articles, so they were able to prove that the stuff was destroyed.

So that Karen was marked as the lion’s territory…excellent

So, I was peed by a tiger once, at the zoo. I must have been like 10yo, and was standing with my brother by the tiger's habitat. The big cat just raised a leg, and then we knew, we made the wrong decision. Good memories, how many people can say they had such an experience?

This is just a reminder for yall His birthday is in 6 days (16th of november) Dont Forget!

That's not a lion tamer. That's a goddamn Pokémon Trainer who taught that lion Hydro Cannon. And it was super effective

The fire and cable equipment thing happened to me too when my house caught fire. My dad just took the charred husks and a bag of ashes (one room was completely destroyed so we could never find the actual equipment) and was like: there. Salvage what you can and cancel my service, please.

500 bucks for a bin sounds about right. Governments overpay exuberant amounts when they purchase literally anything. A paper clip may cost them a dollar in the long run. Gotta love bureaucracy.

We all remember what happened to a certain gorilla when someone ignored the sign in the zoo.

I don't understand how stuff like in the first story happens so much , where i live you get paid extra for night hours without you having to ask for a raise, you get paid 25% extra for working nightshifts and even more if you work on the weekend or holidays. shouldn't this be the norm?

I would think that it was more like Charles-de-Gaulle Airport reviewing the hiring procedures of people that try to seize any tiny bit of power to boost their own ego.

The airport agents one upsets me alot. I'm Arab too and I was put on the "must be always "randomly" searched" list for years. When I was 14 I was randomly searched in our London Heathrow airport layover at the inspection area, then because my dad had a bad leg from an injury so we were let on the plane first , well, we were supposed to be. A lady stopped us mid-boarding saying I was AGAIN requested to be randomly searched. I was a 14 year old teenage girl too. They told my dad to continue boarding and my dad was like "No! She's my daughter. She's a kid." The lady looked kinda confused but then searched through all my stuff as all the passengers watched us while boarding before us. The lady even looked through my bright pink phone, my purse and my carry on. She then patted me down, in front of everyone and put her hand to squeeze my hijab. She didn't like that I looked like I wanted to cry. She also didn't like my red face, probably thinking I was hiding something. When we finally boarded every single passenger was looking at me, a young girl, like I was a criminal. I cried on that flight, arrived to the US and got stopped by border control too. They again searched EVERYTHING. My luggage, my carryons, my undies bag, my laundry bags too. They couldn't even get me a female staff even after I asked for one. When they saw the dates I brought from my home country they checked it too. Like why make a young girl feel like a criminal? I cried again on the drive home. I hated TSA from then on. 10 years later and I can still say it was a terrible experience.

Lion story: so Karen was pissed off that she got pissed on?

I used to work at a science center that had a small zoo. One of the extra events you could pay for was getting to go into the polar bear den and feed the bears. When you entered the den, there was a ladder to your right, which took you on top of a massive steel grate above the den. (The event involved going up that ladder and dropping polar bear chow in for the bears.) In front of you when you came in, though, was a door with an empty window frame. I never knew why it was open like that, but because of the opening there was a red line painted on the floor between you and that door. This was the "Line of Death," so named because it was about how far the bears could reach through that window. All of this was explained before the outer door to the den was opened. I never heard of anyone even *thinking* about crossing that particular line. 🤣

Just a little FYI: vinegar takes ANY smell out. I accidentally spilled kerosene in my van & my old neighbor lady cut the bottoms off 2 water bottles, filled them with vinegar, and in 2 days, there was zero smell. My dad spilled kerosene in a car we had growing up and that car reeked until he sold it years later. Nothing should've taken that smell out.

Did anyone else find it jarring when he said "Welcome to Malicious Compliance" instead of "Welcome to r/maliciouscompliance"?

Wait … he said “Welcome to ‘Malicious Compliance’” instead of “Welcome to _rSlash_ Malicious Compliance!” Who is this imposter!? /j

I was peed on by a lion in a zoo in the UK many years ago! Apparently it was the lion's party trick, it would wait till there was a crowd in front of the cage, turn it's back and let fly. I caught the stream full on. The smell was unbelievable! I had a section of seating all to myself on the 2 hour train journey home. My father had to burn every item of clothing I had been wearing .

The Lion story with the yellow line? There’s a reason rules like that are given. In Disneyland, Timon and Pumbaa have this rule with rides and attractions; “Paws behind the line at all times.” The yellow lines are there for your own safety so you don’t get hit by the ride while it’s moving. It’s basically the same in zoos and animal shows. Please stay behind the yellow line, Karen. It’s for you and your laundry’s own safety.

Is there something going on with RU-vidrs not being allowed to associate with Reddit anymore? I noticed he didn’t say “r/Malicious Compliance” just “Malicious Compliance” and Mr. Reddit just changed his name to Mr. Redder.

If theres anything worse than cat pee, it's not neutered adult male cat pee, so if that lion was also an adult male (and I doubt he'd be neutered at a zoo) The smell is probably even worse than you'd think.

At first I read it as "feed on a karen" and it sounded amazing... But this? This is BETTER

holy shit the TSA check thing. that shit is crazy

The new rolling bins in the city I live in are about that price. They get lost, the city is owed more than 1k because each home has at least 2 😲

its nice to have a consistent good story channel Thanks rSlash for your 1000+ videos

There are enzymes in cat urine that make it hard to remove. Try vinegar first, it helps to break down the bonds. If there is still a smell, there are cleaning agents at most pet stores that will break the enzymes down more efficiently. Long time pet owner who had an elderly diabetic cat that pee'd outside the litter box... A lot.

Man that 1st story was amazing op just hit the domino effect without even knowing it nice job op🤣😁

Ahhhhhhhh, just in time to fold my laundry, thank you so much!

I got mugged by an elderly, three-legged half blind, toothless, bobcat that LOVED eyeglasses. The guy lived behind our apartment in Texas. If you brought food or $5 he would give a mini tour of his yard where he rehabbed animals injured on the highway. His bobcat could never be freed so it lived there permanently. As I bent down to look in a cage I felt the old cat scramble up my back, he swatted my glasses off, grabbed them in his mouth and made us play "Chase Me" for half an hour before he got tired and gave up. Absolutely no damage just a lot of bobcat slobber 🤤🤘😅😂🤣💓

Karen: "This is my spot!" Sheldon Cooper would like to have a word

ah yes, the not-at-all racist "random selection algorithm". Also, SPIEL is great, hopefully I can go to the next one ^.^

In regards to the lion relieving itself on the woman “Do you A) smile and ask for more. Or b) move the hell out of the way”

"Pungent" is probably the, um, polite descriptive word I would use for cat/lion urine smells lol.

Had a layover in a French airport once (CDG). I still see it in my nightmares. French TSA is a special type of hell.

That lion definitly asserted his dominance

No but can you imagine how much of a power move it would be for those tamers to train the lion with one phrase that tells it to piss on somebody who won't move behind the line.

It's spelled as "ammonia" in english as far as i know, although "amoniac" is roughly how we say it in Polish :)

The guy in the airport needed to point at the original agent and ask "What does he have to say to me?" Then just keep going until he thinks to apologize.

The best part of my day is saying rslash’s intro with him, is very fun every time.

I saw a lion's ranged attack from a... well, range. Big cats have some extra "not accessible" zone (a mote?..) around their area plus the railings and... well, that answered precisely why.

What I want to check out is that 500 dollar garbage bin. That has to be one miraculous contraption.

That dear gives new meaning to the expression being pissed off

I didn’t realize a lion show had a splash zone…

About the first story, OP said “it will be very hard to find a job in the winter when everything closes up”. But at the begining, he said it is a SKI TOWN! Shouldn’t winter be the busiest season with the most jobs available in such town? It makes no sense to me.

I wonder if the person who demanded that OP prove their property got destroyed is the same type of person who demands you prove your order didn’t arrive?

Zoo keeper whispers: Hey lion, fancy peeing on that entitled Karen in the splash zone? Lion: I'm on ya.. Get it? I'm on ya.. (ammonia). Sorry, it doesn't matter

Man, that karen must have been pissed.

I as a not-so-real Ken DEMAND MORE PUPPY BLOOPERS

cdg is literally one of the worst places i’ve had the displeasure of being. every time i’m there they find a new way to make it absolutely miserable. one time they had two guards yelling at me and berating me for removing my shoes before the metal detector, saying that i didn’t listen and blah blah blah. the thing to note though is that there wasn’t a single sign telling us that we shouldn’t remove them, and the airport workers were speaking french up until they started yelling at me. it’s fully possible that they informed everyone that spoke french, but i am not a person who speaks french. i was literally only there for a layover from korea to norway, so i wasn’t exactly focusing on my french studies for this trip. another time they fully moved my flight to another gate without informing anyone, resulting in every passenger nearly missing the damn flight. the only place they updated was their website, which was nearly impossible to check because their wifi kept failing. there was no announcement, no staff that came to tell us, they didn’t change the boards to say which gate we had to go to, shit even the help desk didn’t know. when one of us finally got through on the website, it showed a gate on the complete opposite side of the airport, so nearly an entire plane worth of people had to sprint like our lives depended on it, and no the people at the gate were not lenient whatsoever. i’m pretty sure some people legitimately missed the flight through no fault of their own. sooooo to say that i’m surprised at that cameraman’s experience there would be a massive lie.

She stayed, got pissed on and left pissed off.

I had a layover at CDG 3 years ago. Lies of electronics in my backpack, but since non of them were big like a laptop or something i didn't even have to unpack any of them

I've seen people get peed on at a couple different zoos. When a big cat starts pacing, get ready for it.

As someone who would be forever naked if I threw away everything cats peed on, it takes about 4-5 washes with *lots* of white vinegar alternated with baking soda. You can smell any lingering odor fresh out of the dryer, so when it stops smelling then you're pretty much good- but I throw it in an extra time to be safe. Yes I buy vinegar in bulk since I go through it 4x as fast as detergent

The thing about big cat urine is it is like 10x worse than regular cat urine. Not only is the ammonia smell more intense, but it has a horrific musk smell to it

I wonder if there was anything in the zookeepers handbook that says anything about training animals to pee on people. 😂😂😂

Coming from a friend of a zookeeper. Lion urine is one of the worst smells in the Zoo. That lady is going to have to wash everything several times to get it out.

Never thought I'd say this, but, I have a story about lion pee... This was 23 years ago when I was a baby so rules were a little more relaxed at zoos... damn, I feel old now. The path passing the lion enclosure was right beside the fence, whereas now there is a prickly bush separating the two. My mother was pushing the pram along, and the lion came up to the fence, took a sniff, turned around and peed on me and the pram I was in! In fairness to my mother, there was no warning from staff and she didn't know lions liked to pee on people! Apparently it was like cat pee, but 10x worse...

10:55 I know those feels SO well (also descendant of Lebanese family). Whenever I fly I always have to show up 3hrs before the flight, because the TSA will always "randomly" choose me for a pat down and bomb residue test, etc.,

Laughing my head off as Rslash talks about cat pee and the ad comes on and it's about cat food "Dine" 😂😂😂🐱🐱

The cameraman story is just *GOLD*

Damn that lion was savage. Lions are awesome and terrifying lmao

Lion: "This is mine"

Reason behind Cat urine smelling so horrible, is that Ammonia is used as a marking pheromone to warn other cats and felines that it's their territory, or for them to find stashes/food/safe places later on. Similar to wolf and canines marking certain areas.

OP in the first story, if you see this... PLEASE teach me your ways! It's a life skill we should possess. Lol. 🤣🤣👏👏👏💯👌

anyone surprised rslash didn’t say “ welcome to rslash he just said welcome to malicious compliance

Whoever sees this have a great day

The Wizard of Oz would the a totally different story if the Cowardly Lion just pissed on the Wicked Witch of the West.

My cousin got peed on by a tiger once. All he did was point and exclaim, "look Mom, a tiger!" And bam! Tiger pee in his mouth. We still laugh about it occasionally

😂 Charles De Gaulle Airport has a workout station at security. They replaced the Conveyor belts with Treadmills.

that last comment made me think of the time me and my roommate watched a trash can spontaneously combust. We were in the garage hanging out and we realized that the garage was like FULL of smoke suddenly, looked over and a trash can full of stuff that neither of us had gone near (we were also the only ones home all day and neither had gone into the garage until 5 mins earlier) was spewing smoke. After dealing some investigation we discovered that something buried under the few top layers of trash just like started burning for no clear reason. It was wild.

That's a SPECIAL kind of perfume.

About cat urine; if you're quick enough you'll be able to get the smell out by running it through the wash with vinegar, this comes from someone having to wash kitchen towels anytime they sit on the floor for five seconds. No joke that's how annoying our cats are.

Tips for getting cat urine out of fabric: put vinegar in the compartment for fabric softener in the laundry machine. Works like a charm!

You can get charged for garbage bins. When my township switched ours over I remember there was a $250 charge if something happens to them.

I hope the zoo gave a nice treat to that lion for doing a public service by peeing on a karen.

"a lion peed on her" that must have been quite a sharp smell.

My dad once got pee'd on by a lyon. He said that in his 79 years of life, it's one of the worst things that has happened to him 😂

Wasn't expecting to hear my old neighborhood of Weehawken referenced in an Rslash video.

Fun Facts about Cat Urine: Pet stores sell enzymes in spray bottles that break down the ammonia (because what you're smelling actually is ammonia). Cats will keep peeing in the same place because they smell that ammonia, so the enzymes actually break up the smell and help to prevent the cat from peeing in the same place again. Once the enzymes have done their magic, throw some distilled white vinegar in the washer with the load of laundry containing your peed on clothes and it'll come out free of cat pee! If it's a surface like a carpet or cushion, a half vinegar/half water solution will also do the trick. Had a geriatric cat who had some litter box issues and I swear that apartment carpet had less spots in the carpet than when I moved in. (Side Note: cat pee glows under a blacklight, making it much easier to find the source of such smells. But keep in mind that not every spot is going to be from the cat.)

Karen: I WANNA SPEAK TO THE MANAGER. Lion: ... I don't have a manager I AM THE MANAGER and by cat rule now you are my property.

I went as a college student studying biology with a group of class mates on a visit to a zoo. We were told to stand well back from the chimpanzee enclosures (inside a building) One of the boys wanted a photo next to a 'cage' where a male chimp was hanging around on the bars. You just guessed what happened! Chimp pee doesn't smell very nice either. And we all complained about the overpowering stench on the bus back home - a 3 hour drive and the windows didn't open....

Fun fact if you ever get cat pee on you, just use white vinegar. Usually 1-2cups soaked onto the item then let it air dry. It gets rid of the smell completely unless it's been sitting for a few days

Fox urine stinks much worse than any cat urine. I am a Veterinary Technician at a Zoo and I work with big kitties and have a pet Fox that was an orphan that I rescued earlier this year. He was so young he became too imprinted on people to ever be released back into the woods where he belongs. So I live with a trained/tame wild canine critter