r/Maliciouscompliance Redditor RECORDS Road Rage Fight! "Call the F***ing Cops!" 

Road Rager: "CALL THE COPS! CALL THEM!" OP: [Calls the cops] Cops: [Arrests road rager] Road Rager: [Shocked Pikachu face]

Driver: I don't care if you record me. OP: (records him) Driver: Who gave you the right to record this? Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.

Road Rager: *"CALL THE COPS! CALL THEM!"* OP: *Calls Police* Road Rager: *"You weren't supposed to do that."*

How did I guess this was gonna be in Australia xD we can’t not road rage

The "hey! That's me!" Had me laughing. EDIT: I just realized this is my most liked comment, with 2nd place being 50 likes. Don't fact check that.

My favorite part is when R/slash says “Hey That’s me!” Cute

It’s adorable how rSlash always gets so overly happy when people mention him in their Reddit posts.

He shouts at the person who wasn't driving and tells him he needs to learn how to drive intelligence 100

Imagine giving audio proof you're being a danger to people, literally asking to get in trouble for it, then being *surprised* about it.

Does anyone else have a Karen in the family and is just waiting for a story that sounds a little too familiar?

Idiot: CALL THE COPS. CALL THEM Me: Ah, so u have chosen....jail

As a Greek; we don’t claim that man Just listened to the audio, he doesn’t even sound Greek lmao!!!! He sounds Aussie

Guy: "cAlL tHe fUcKiN cOpS" Op: Okay. Op: *calls the cops* Guy: *instant regret*

Rslash: “evil scientists” My imagination: “mauhahahaha and with this freeze ray we shall cure cancer

"HEY THATS ME" god, PLEASE never hand your channel off to anyone, I'll be heartbroken 😭💞

Road Rager: He doesn't like you *points to himself* Redditor: I'm sorry. Road Rager: I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER! You better watch yourself! We're wanted men! I have the death sentence in 12 systems! Redditor: I'll be careful Road Rager: YOU'LL BE DEAD!!

"you haven't got my permission to film this" YOU HAVE A DASH CAM! How can you argue the rights of filming someone, when you're filming yourself!?!?! (I'm a dash cammer myself, but not an Aussie one)

"Only four years in prison? that's nice" god so aussie

Ok so I wanna say that when rSlash says grunt it instantly translates to c**t. And my dad calls my DOG a grunt because she would wine and grunt to go outside. So now I always think he’s calling her a c**t.🤣🤣

"Not even Lucifer would put her on Earth." Thank you! Dad was getting sick of everyone blaming him for those nutjobs.

The "hey thats me" made me laugh really loud waking up my boyfriend in another room. Its 1244am 😂😂😂 It was so damn cute

“Smell of cigarettes... child support and disappointment” oh god, I laughed 🤣

Let’s hope the road rager ends up having a bad day in traffic because of this

"Never lied" Me: not even on April fools? Edit: 40 likes in 4 hours... Didn't think that would happen in my life thanks

Love the line "Oh sweet lord almighty no even Lucifer could put her on this earth" you can almost feel the anger/disgust that OP felt. It materialises. And Rslash adds to the phrase with his tone. Love it.

I wonder in what country that last story happened... Because where I live that maneuver the uber driver did is pretty much commonplace.

Everyone: First Me: If you're first, why are there people saying "first"? *loud karen noise*

Road rage guy: call the cops buddy! Other guy: Okay, *calls cops.* Road Rage Guy: r/todayifuckedup

I feel like this must have been his favorite episode, he got recognized and got audio. "Hey that's me!" Was so wholesome

Every time you excitedly say "Hey, that's me!" when someone namedrops you, it just makes my day.

Redditor: "I was watching rSlash" rSlash: "Hey! That's me! ^^ "

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"Hey, thats me!! " 😂😂😂😂

The story about the entitled Karen in the pub scared me cus I was literally in that same situation as a kid (I was the daughter) very creepily similar story!!!!!

"CALL THE FUCKIN COPS, CALL EM CALL EM" There should be a remix of this.

I've been involved in a road rage incident once before. I was carpooling one of my coworkers home and some jackass came up behind us going at like 50 miles per (it was a 30 mph zone), then when he realized we weren't going to move, he swerved into the next lane hoping that the car beside us would move faster. The second driver was going the same speed as us, so this jackass just swerved back and forth between lanes. Every time he merged into the lane behind me, he looked like he turned a new shade of red. Holy shit this guy was angry. But I wasn't going to let a road rager scare me into breaking the law (speeding) just to let him get by. Myself and the driver beside me, I guess, decided to just let the guy throw his tantrum and keep driving at the same speed. Eventually the dude did get out behind us by going into a left turn lane and using it to get around me, but then he went right back to having to swerve around vehicles who were going slower than he was. No cops were around unfortunately, but it was still satisfying to watch this jackass squirm because me and the other driver were of the same mind.

Oh no, guys like that make me embarassed to be Australian.

Whenever rSlash says "Hey, that's me!" my heart lightens

"The landlady is about a thousand years old" LMAO.

My teacher always gave me the stink eye, why? Cause I have natural brown hair and she pulled me aside and said, "hey you (poster) why is your hair coloured?!". I replied with it's completely natural, and she said "bullshit! No colouring of hair while you're in this school so colour it black" and I look at her and say "but if I were to colour my hair my hair black wouldn't it mean I'm going against school rules by colouring my hair?" She called the principal and told him (the principal has all our personal info) and told her it was completely natural, for the next two year she would she would give me the stink eye and I would reply with a smug face and a small grin.

Final Post: Road Rager: [*raging at OP*] Op: Call the police... But not for me Road Rager: [*Shocked Pickachu Face*]

“I purchase large cars to make up for deficiencies elsewhere” 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

The best part is you can hear him shaking after he said he would call the cops

Goos morning R slash. Thank you for keeping it real and keeping us all prepared for society. Don't let reading these stories make you cynical though. Just prepared.

Bless the redditers that include audio, the only thing that would make this better is if there was more visual puppy bloopers

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People like you telling stories, people like uploading stories. it’s a win win situation :D

I'm pretty sure he is not Greek, Greeks have different accent

probably the closest i'll ever be to first, lol: keep doing what you do!

"Yeah I did an illegal maneuver. Sure you can record me saying that. Call the police! CALL THE POLICE! (6x)" "Hello police, a driver drove illegally, yes I have him admitting it on camera" *surprised pikachu face* ..... really mate??? 😂

The argument between OP and the Lebanese guy instantly told me they were Australian. The whole amount of swearing, the OP's accent, and the attitude of the Lebanese guy gives off the vibes of what happens every day here down under. Oh, and also the fact they used the word "Mate" so much is also a very Aussie thing, and us Aussies do road rage a lot.

I love when Australia’s swear or get angry when they talk I just love it

rory seems like a very trustworthy person to protect you if you're innocent, unfortunately it's the opposite if you're guilty, because apparently he literally *never lies*

I absolutely love Australian ragers. hearing'em makes me nearly die laughing each time.

I would have danced to that mailbox every time she was watching with a personal letter in my hand!

rSlash reacting to people mentioning his name makes my day

Is that last one Australian? Because it totally sounds like Australian dialogue. Edit: yep, called it. This is like the typical aggro Australian conversation right here. :-P

Lmao I was just watching one of your old malicious compliance vids when I get the notification for this one

Me: **seeing people referencing memes** I’m so proud of this community

18:00 your welcome here’s the audio

Op: after listening to so much Rslash last night Rslash: hey that's me Me: dies of laughter, making my coworkers think I'm crazy.

I’m not Australian enough to hear that Greek/Lebanese(?!) accent 😅

As a motel front desk employee, I get told that on the regular. "Call the cops". Except when I do the assholes are gone and the cops just shrug their shoulders. It's beyond frustrating sometimes.

very very nice ima listen to this playing minecraft lmao

Hi

The last time I'm this early I haven't been born yet

Breaking news: a road rager performed an illegal maneuver on a highway and when the victim asks what the man's problem is, the criminal only said "call the cops! Go ahead, call them!" The criminal: *MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING!*

lol fight in a British accent sounds so polite even with all the dirty words :O....

Him: call the fucking cops Me: british Him: call em buddy Me :nvm he's Australian

Imagine getting ganged up by a bunch of Karen’s and one says: I want to speak to the manager Translation: give me free beer

I knew that last one was gonna be an Aussie story. Not surprised some people are just angry human beings and don’t desserve to be able to drive.

Oh man, caught me off guard with the early upload! As always, thank you for the great bedtime stories every night. Lots of love from Aussieland m8 «3

That road rager is a waste of oxygen. His license should be suspended for years.

The last guy wasn't greek. His accent doesnt say so at least.

R/slash keep up the good work I love watching your videos everyday

OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT IPHONE MATE?!

CALL THE COPS ON ME OR ILL CALL THE POLICE! wHaT! HoW DaRe YoU CaLl tHe cOpS On Me!!!

I wish there was a super like button, or that I could press it more times. These stories are great, but your telling of them is why I keep coming back. You’re voice is calming and familiar. So, thank you for being you and providing us with such wonderful content. You’re the best!

As one of those lab people that works in the dark basement, it definitely attracts a certain type of person to the job--not because we are angry, but mostly because you just have to have a certain personality and level of intelligence to enjoy the job, which also leads to terrible social skills and weird tendencies. 😂 I love it, though.

Yess early again 💕

Why is audio of Australians fighting the most hilarious thing I've EVER heard in my LIFE.

Got the notif Hi

r/MaliciousCompliance is one of my favs! Thanks rSlash!

I'm so excited for you!!! Rslash, you are steadily rising in the ranks Im super happy at how far you're coming!!!

I love when he says "hey!! Thats me!!" Its so friggin cute

Hey slashr is this annoying Hey slashr is this annoying JK it's just a joke but I think you should get 1.5 million subs😁

U know the audio is from Australia cuz its the only place where people call randoms 'mate'

First God bless you all

Lol I have a situation for rslash Mf= mother's friend or...... Mother f'er Hlt= homicidal little turd Lb= little brother So when I was really young, my mother's old friend would watch us before, and after school. She was fairly pretty, long black hair, several piercings.But.... her attitude....... •she would scream at me (A 5 year old at the time ) for staring at the TV •she would never allow me to eat •she had never *touched* me, but she didn't have to because...... Of her literal homicidal son. Let's use a fake name: hlt. Yeah. he tried suffocating me several times. He would *put his arms around my mouth and nose.* Mf would watch as he would tried to choke me out, I would scream, of course. I was a kid! What was I supposed to do? And mf....... She would *yell* at me...... *For not letting him choke me* Her excuse was: "why didn't you let him *hug* you?!" I. Was. A. Pissed. 5. Year old. I never told my mom, because I was afraid I would get in trouble. The worst of it came through, is when *my little brother was there* I wasn't there because I was with my dad, so this is my mom's pov. Mom came to pick lb up. they were in a pool (it was a VERY hot summer day) (the inflatable kind) and saw this, she screamed. Hlt. Was drowning. *My brother.* *Big. Fricking MISTAKE.* My mom LUNGED at him and tried to take him away from hlt. She ran with him back into the house. She ran up to mf and screamed:"WTF ARE YOU DOING?!MY SON WAS BRING KILLED!!! WHERE TF WERE YOU?!?" Mf...... Said.... This..... "It's *HIS* fault!" rage, Rage, FRICKING *RAGE* She never told *why* it's his fault..... Unfortunately we didn't have any evidence, so we couldn't take them to court..... Of course, my mother NEVER took me there again, so yeah..... Sad :/

I an speed

I LOVE THIS CHANNEL! It has become part of my daily routine to grab my coffee, put headphones in at my desk and enjoy these videos uninterrupted. Gotta have my daily rSlash!

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You think that 4WD driver was bad? I have gotten multiple people pissed off by simply coming to a COMPLETE stop for somewhere in the 0.25 to 0.5 second range... at a stop sign.

**seeing first story** **remembers Saga of Tanya the Evil** Being X dat you?

As a Greek man, I can tell that he is Lebanese. He doesn't got the pronunciation.

Oh the last story is in Australia. Is it sad I thought it was in the US?

That recording made my week. Oh my goodness.

This episode is deluxe~! I loved hearing the recorded audio~! Thanks for this, rSlash; I hope posters do include audio again in the future.

I find it hilarious Karen is tryinging to say she's best friends with the owner but the owner sees her and goes oh for f's sake. Also funny she said she would get OP fired right after being told he doesn't work there anymore. What some people will do to safe a few buck's.

There is something sooo Australian about that audio: I am going to aggressively rage at you while still calling you "mate, buddy and champ". It's like the Ozzie version of the patronising "sweetie".