r/Maliciouscompliance How I Tricked My Teacher into Writing 100 Lines 

If you could trick your least favorite teacher into writing 100 lines, what would it be? Mine: "I will stop giving students bad grades just because they hurt my feelings" FUCK YOU MISS WILSON

My son is autistic and he has had an IEP since kindergarten. He’s graduating HS this year. IEP stands for “Individual Education Program”. They have to follow the IEP to the letter. Under 504 federal laws. We had to almost sue his elementary school for denying aid.

When I was in the 7th grade, the school had "on campus suspension. Basically all day detention. Our punishment for the day was for every letter of the alphabet, find a word in the dictionary & define it. So I put A: the 1st letter of the alphabet B: the 2nd letter of the alphabet. Ect,ect. The teacher was PISSED. I told him to look in the dictionary. I had done exactly was he instructed. The vice principal looked & relunctantly allowed it.

An IEP is an individual education plan. Source: I'm a special ed teacher.

That mist important advice in a corporate advice is: 1. Document 2. Document 3. Document

I can't believe that teacher allowed herself to be played so hard and actually wrote all the lines. Fair play to her, but why not just call it off? She just punished herself for an hour 🤷🏾‍♂️

I was a substitute teacher for 7 years. My best friends son had an IEP simply for accommodations. He was 2 grades AHEAD of his peers. He has dyspraxia. His handwriting is NOT legible. And that is with special pencils and clips. One of the things that had been an issue was his trauma from being bullied..by both students and teachers...One of the things put in his IEP ( Individual Education Plan) by the Pediatric Psychologist was that his work NOT be returned and asked to do it over. His handwriting was junk but still legible. At this time programs like Dragon speak were fairly new but he also had a speech impediment so there was that too. Anyway. A substitute gets a folder from the teacher, you are supposed to come in at least 10inutes early and familiarize yourself with the syllabus and on any students in class that may have accommodations. Fast forward to snack time and I'm walking down the hallway and my "nephew" is sitting in the hallway, CRYING. This child has NEVER EVER done a thing to be sent out of class. He and his brother are very smart, polite and well rounded children. I walked up and asked him what was wrong. The substitute called him a lazy little story teller and made him REWRITE the paper 3 times. By then he refused. His classmates even told her that he was not doing it on purpose. She sent him out of the room until he decided to not write like a baby. Oh my gosh did I see red. I went directly into the classroom and asked for a word..I also took the folder off the desk with me. I then asked her and she proceeded to try and tell me that my nephew is a lazy little brat that tried handing in his chicken scratch because he didn't feel like slowing down and doing good work. I took out the syllabus a showed her the teacher very clear directions on him and 2 other student with accommodations. She rolled her eyes and said, " Oh for heavens sake! Now they are letting lazy bad behaviours their own paperwork???" These children just lack discipline and direction" I was APOCALYPTIC PISSED. I went straight to the principles office. The sub was fired. And I gave a statement to my best friend. Years later I gave testimony when they sued the school district for the complete and total lack of help while my nephew was bullied to the point that he was WETTING the bed in 7th grade and causing himself to vomit every morning to avoid school. They had to provide him with a tutor until he graduated because he physically cannot step foot in a school. He is so very intelligent and it breaks my heart he missed out on actually going to College. He has done a bunch of online and is now working for a television studio. But he won't even attend his brothers graduation ...

The life of an IT basically boils down to When there is no down time: Why are we paying IT so much? Nothing happened anyway, we should just cut the budget for IT, we are definitely overpaying them for doing nothing. When system failure happened after the budget cut: What are IT doing anyway? We paid them and they failed in their job! They don't deserve what we are paying them!

You have a story about someone writing lines, and you didn’t use Bart Simpson as the thumbnail? For shame

Speaking as someone that worked in tech support. Yes, letting clients eff things up for themselves, then putting them on a "penalty hold" which is being on hold while I play a round of tetris or something, before I undo their eff up usually shuts them up for good.

For IT projects: “Give the customer what they want, not what they need. This is powerful medicine and will only need to be used once” Words to live by...

For the guy with the IEP, I can relate a lot, very similar to my childhood. IEP stands for individualized educational plan, or something to that effect, and I was placed on one from kindergarten to my senior year of high school due to my A.D.D. and emotional impairment, and I often got blamed for stuff other kids did, or fights that other people started, which sucked a lot, and they told me I wasn't allowed to go on field trips because I got too many detentions, man I hated that school. One thing that happened in my highschool was they were doing school wide testing and it was in my IEP that I have a robot read out all the questions to me, despite me being a fast reader and perfectly capable of understanding each word. When I refused to listen to the robot talk, since it actually slowed me down with the disconnect between reading and hearing, the teachers forced me, eventually sending me to detention for not wearing the headphones. Eaton Rapids High is the name of a garbage school that no one should ever send their kids, especially those with an IEP.

IT workers have the ability to go like "I'ma destroy this man's whole career, but then it's rewind time"

"CYOA" Document, document, document. Save copies of emails to a personal email account. Whenever someone tries to screw you over at work, you'll have proof saved.

Mom: *KIDS IN AFRICA COULD EAT THAT SPAM! DON’T THROW IT AWAY!*

If a boss ever tells me to prove how sick I am I'll try to throw up in front of him.

I had an IEP in middle and high school because of my ADD and, I found out later, Aspergers and minor autism, and one of my things was that I can listen to music while I do tests because it helps me concentrate and longer time on schoolwork. It was nice but it also really sucks because a lot of the other students were pretty jealous

if anyone is interested, IEP= individual education plan, I had one for a bit as well.

It's amazing to me when I hear of teachers not understanding the importance of IEP, I can't think how sheltered a training or previous school they must have had to not encounter the absolute ball ache it is to get the local authority to sign off on an IEP like it takes forever so many members of staff are involved and you have to have loads of discussion with parents and the pupil. So if a pupil has one it's there for a fucking reason, and these teachers are just like 'nah'.

Regarding the IEP-Story: I heard about a disabled girl who should get extra time on any written test. That should compensate her slow writing (her brain works perfectly though). However, one of her teachers ignores that by giving the other students the same time (so again she has the disadvantage) or doesn‘t cover the extra time during break (imagine how much rummaging around, laughing and talking there is without a teacher) or have her take the extra time during next class (imagine writing, say, a Math exam while English class is held). This resulted in worse grades, and the teacher had the audacity to call the LEGALLY REQUIRED COMPENSATION OF A DISADVANTAGE DUE TO A DISABILITY an „preferential treatment“ and that she „should be grateful“. The teacher also questioned her work ethics, because she didn‘t do as many questions on a certain test (the teacher dictates the questions, you have a fee minutes to answer, then on to the next), knowing she isn‘t able to write that fast. It took her guardian several meetings with the principal, threatening lawsuits and more, to have her grades fixed in that particular class. Absurd. By the way, this happened in Germany, in a normal high school.

I bet that email guy didn't listen for a single second. In one ear and out of the other.

"Always CYOA." Me: "... Choose your own adven-" "Cover your own A**"

What do corporate drones and goldfish have in common? Both have a very short memory.

My family is currently in a similar situation, with my younger brother. My province has been making it harder to get a IEP and to be like, recognized as autistic...? He's in grade 2 now, but had a IEP since Kindergarten, and they're bringing up his file again. They took away all the support he was getting, and it was causing him to lash out (throwing rocks, screaming, etc.) and the school continued to deny him support/care, and they didn't even bother to put that much effort into fixing this until he HIT a teacher. The school was furious, and only then decided to get support for him.

It feels like yesterday that you got Yugo...

In high school I had an IEP that I didn't use much, save for one thing. That one things was I didn't have to do homework so long as my test grades were fine. I always aced exams and set the curve for the rest of the class (which got me snark comments about cheating from others who were barely passing). In Junior year chemistry I had a teacher who graded my homework (as a zero as I didn't do it) no matter how many times I brought up my education plan. Her reasoning, I never paid attention in class, so how was I learning? One day, after almost a full week of valence elections (they're not hard people, it's basically LEGOs!) I was bored out of my gourd, so I skip ahead in the text book to the full electron shells. I work out where every electron should be for Uranium (largest stable element) and show it to her. Me: Mrs Teacher, is this right? Teacher: (pause) Yes. No one look at Rosie, it will just confuse you more, just accept that she's right. After that no one made snark comments about cheating, and my homework was never graded as a zero again.

Early. But that doesn't matter, what matters is that we are here.

Never ever ask a worker to prove their sick. Because one day they will prove it all over you

How about this for 'proof' of illness: One of my former work colleagues once phoned in sick and, when asked by our boss "How sick are you?", he replied "I'm in bed with my sister." Even the boss got a laugh out of that one. Man, I miss that guy, he was funny as hell...

Story about mike: this is why I email people when I can't make a thing

16:00 Yeah, that's what I was thinking! I want to hear the rest of THAT story!

Was waiting for this episode and it magically popped up 😂 I love your videos!!!

I love the last story. Looks like OP used Uno Reverse Card on the teacher, and man that sounded great. Anyone else feel that way? -NeoBlade

Hello, mate! Just wanted to say that I just recently found your channel and really enjoy watching (or listening for the most part) your videos. They are both incredibly funny and well-made. I do like listening to them whenever I am doing the dishes or cleaning or whatever. Your voice fits the style of this content perfectly and is really enjoyable, even over longer periods of time. Not coming from a native English speaking country, your videos also are pretty helpful in terms of buffing up my English skills, haha. Please continue the great work, I really appreciate your work and effort!

IEP: Individualized Education Program. I have been fighting the system almost nonstop since my son left his wonderful elementary school five years ago. Too many administrators and teachers have the weird idea that all they need to do in the IEP is just describe his challenges, and then just say that the goal is for him to learn in the same way as the other kids. Without actually individualizing anything to make that possible for him to do. Want an example? When I wrote to the administrator in charge at his middle school (saying, in part, "his educational program must be individualized. That is what IEP stands for, and that is the mandate of the school system," here's how she responded: "I prefer to keep our programming as closely related to standards as possible to inform best practice." In my blistering reply, I told her, "You may 'prefer' to keep your programming as close as possible to standards but the fact is, that's not the point of an IEP. The point is to individualize the educational program. It's an IEP, not an SEP with tweaks." Argh!

I thought it was ironically funny that the same teacher who was in my IEP meeting and suggested or backed the majority of aids ended up being the one who wouldn’t let me use them. I had him before the IEP and his brother, they were some of the best teachers I had but he did make it more difficult just to get my work after the IEP.

I had an IEP after starting highschool because i'd just gotten the OK from my doctors after being cured of cancer. If i remember correctly, one of the accommodations i was given was that, i had to option to leave class a few minutes before to bell in order to gather my things from my locker and get to my classes without much hassle or getting stuck in a clogged up hallway, or something to that effect, i don't really remember why. But i know i never used it because i felt and still feel like it wasn't necessary. Just because i'm a cancer survivor doesn't mean i should get special treatment.

It’s the CARE principle “Cover Arse Retain Employment”

The small spam getting through one was truly malicious. They complied because they wanted to not because they advised otherwise and they didn’t listen.

I listen to your videos itleast once a day! its perfect for when I'm busy and moving around or just driving in the car. I dont really like listening to others read Reddit too much, something about their voices. Thankyou for making ur videos !

Thank god, my day is saved!

"Welcome to rSlash mushie's compliance"

A good rule of thumb is that “if it’s not in writing it never happened”

Hi. Long time lurker, first time commenter. As an ESE (Exceptional Student Education) Case Manager (think teacher that does paperwork), I write IEPs (Individual Education Plan) constantly. Teachers don't get to pick what IEP Accommodations (i.e. extended time, technological aids, note taking assistance, copy of teacher notes, etc.), they follow. What is written, is what is followed. Period. There is NO picking and choosing. To that point, most teachers are flexible and know the score, but we had one DICK that when asked if they would allow a student to use a highlighter in class, literally said "that's not in their IEP"! So.... by the next day a call was made to mom, the IEP was amended, and a new copy of the student's accommodations were ready for him to sign for and acknowledge.

I wish I wasn’t so afraid of getting in trouble and would do stuff like this

I find the lack of Bart Simpson in the thumbnail disturbing.

6:15 as someone who’s worked as an IT consultant for a while, I can confirm that’s exactly what we do. People seem to think they know what’s best for a system they don’t even understand.

The IT stories speak volumes about the magic of not noticing something working because it's job is to make something NOT happen. Filters are vital

Ty so much for the awesome video. Tell Yugo hello please. Hug him too.

Your videos bring happiness to my day

OP: I made the teacher write lines. Bart: Is it possible to learn this power?

My friend Emily has dysgraphia. (like dyslexia, but for writing. Can’t write like at all). In elementary she had a laptop, since she can type, specifically for that. The amount of teachers that bullied her, refused accommodations, and attempted to destroy her property is insane, especially in elementary! By the time we met in HS none of the teachers really cared, all us students were doing our work on computers anyways. She had to start school a year late because she was too small and they worried the other kids would accidentally kill her! She was an extreme pre-me, like survival rate less than 1%, and by 5 years old I don’t think she had reached two feet tall! Ik plenty of disabilities aren’t visible (mine included!) but really- These teachers really looked at Miss Thumbelina and went “nahhh there’s no way you’re disabled, you don’t need that laptop” like ma’am my hands do not work! Combine that with the student bullies, and she’s missing large chunks of memory from elementary. Ableism is shit. Stand up for your disabled and neurodivergent classmates, kids! Cuz your teachers fucking won’t. At least most of them. FYI she is about to graduate with a bachelors and is going to stay in school to become a professor herself in nutrition. She’s the best cook I’ve ever met (she was going to school for that first and changed her mind, so she is a professionally trained chef!!!) loves classic books and musicals, and often sings quietly to her dog, who is almost as big as her, and her adorable baby neice, who is already taller lol. One of her school bullies was in the local paper for attempting to kill someone with a bat, and she is now locked up. All’s well that ends well, I suppose…

I love u r/slash Can you do more entitled parents I'm actually early

I once had a teacher spray me in the face with water twice after an argument. We had a meeting with my parents, the principal, my counselor, and her boss. She was not fired. She never addressed me in class again.

I remember in Year 9 (UK, this was October 2019), I was at a Parents' Evening, and my Computer Science teacher is, let me be honest, a bit dyslexic. And so eventually the topic comes onto my work. Sir says that it is good work, but I need to make my handwriting better. And, quick side note: I have had... OK, have, very bad handwriting. It's like writing in English and the reader (who is English) thinks it's Chinese. Even I can't read it sometimes. So, Sir says that if I want some good Computer Science grades, I will need to improve my writing. But, he says the words I was wanting to hear: "but, for tests, you can do them on the computer". As far as I know, kids over in the UK can't get an IEP or an equivalent unless they have a SEN need. But I kinda need the help, so when I need to do my actual GCSEs, the exam board (OCR) *might* allow the use of a computer if my exam would be illegible if handwritten. And, Sir has stuck to that! After the UK lockdown, we had a test to see how we were doing. He actually put the test on the computer and asked me to do it on there. And... I am a fast typer (140-150 WPM depending on various factors), so I did the test in around 10 minutes. We had 60 minutes to do it.

I was in special education until high school. It was HORRIBLE. I think I had maybe two or three good teachers, the rest berated me and screamed at me when I didn’t do something right. Me and the other students were treated like shit and I was especially targeted because I questioned them and stood up for myself.

When you put on your sick voice , it sounded like you were trying to be Castiel from Supernatural.

Do stories about Kevin

I work as a developer and have worked as IT support in the past. I usually get customers to desist from stupid requests by telling them the consequences in a way that they understand. For the spam filter my response would be: "You will be getting 20+ spam e-mails every single hour, are you sure this is what you want?"

No one who asks someone to "Prove they're ill" has really thought of the cheapest and most convenient ways to inform someone they're ill, eh?

3 minutes!! That’s pretty spicy

Hi rslash love ur vids there awesome and funny keep up the good work have a good day or night who ever sees my comment

For anyone wondering, IEP stands for Individualized Education Plan. It's also illegal for a school not to follow an IEP if a student has one, but unfortunately, it can be extremely difficult to actually get anything done about it. Court cases relating to IEP noncompliance are almost unheard of, despite the fact that it happens nearly every day

12:04 IEP stands for Individualized Learning Plan. I have one, as does my sister. I think most people have them if they're disabled in some way, or are neurodivergant.

Literally why am I this early

In the second and third one when they said that they wanted the spam filter back they should have put it for everything. Not just spam everything and see how mad they get!

That school story is so relatable for me. I used to have to deal with those in intermediate and middle School. I got over it when I got older.

Those tricky OSI Layer 8 problems are the biggest mystery of the IT-sector.

Ay im here under a minute

Give me a shout out or I’ll give you my top three Karen story’s

In IT, if you do your job correctly, the company can't figure out why they're paying you because nothing "fails". Then all hell breaks lose once you're not around. So that's why it's useful to make sure they see you as useful

Honestly, with the IEP thing...I'm not gonna say the teacher was in the right in any way for denying computer use, but I think Copy-Paste was admittedly toeing the line of what should be acceptable in that context IMO.

never been this early for one of your vids

I was just watching r/ videos. ( it was that one where a guy cheated and his girlfriend sold everything on his ruinscape account)

As someone with special needs I can relate to the last couple of stories... I went to a school where THE BUS and CROSSING GAURDS were nonexistent (parents HAD to drop off AND pick up their kids EVERY SINGLE DAY and the PRINCIPAL was the one directing traffic) and one where it was a luxury you had to fight tooth and claw for and you’d only be able to get it if you were lucky and in special ed! (California pre 2007 If you’re wondering)

The last two stories was basically my life. But I was born in 1971. It's crazy hearing this on r/slash. I hope everyone that had to deal with that is living a beautiful life now!!❤👏

Early squad! ❤

im 1 minute early :D

That teacher one was more satisfying than I thought it would be clicking this video. XD

The first story gives me a idea if my manager ever require that I will do that. lol!!

Still censoring even the most benign words. Oh well.

Imagine being pinned for no reason...

You know the story is gonna be good and maliciously compliant when it starts out or mentions working in IT. They never learn to not mess with IT

Every time I hear an IT story I keep marveling at how these are practically reading like the origin story to a supervillain

First

In Germany it is prohibited by law to use idiotic punishments like writing lines or punishing the whole class for a single students trouble because the teacher is too inept to find out who it was.

I had an IEP during elementary and middle school. Saw it briefly, was vaguely told that it was supposed to help me. Never told how to use it or what accommodations i had access to. I now feel like my education was needlessly made more difficult for me.

Aww yiss! Bedtime stories every night from the only Reddit channel I bother watching anymore! As always, lots of love from Aussieland m8 «3

I work a call center IT. for a massive hospital chain. I consider doctors and nurses to be some of the smartest people to Grace this planet. THAT SAID, I spend my days telling people from 18-70 how to turn a computer off, resetting passwords, difference between monitor power button and PC power button, remove and put back the keyboard USB port, recovering emails as people delete their deleted folder in Outlook then didn't mean to delete it.

Who else gets a notification in class and clicks it so fast your phone shuts down. It didn’t actually. I just luv this channel

That assessment on how IT works is 100% accurate, we don't have a ton of users so we have storage set up to make automatic images of the users computer every Friday, any time something is messed up we ask if it worked last week, if it did we just install their image from a week ago and no one's the wiser

Once you hear Sneaky Snitch playing in the background, you can’t unhear it

I had a chemistry teacher who tried to not follow my IEP specifications (i needed my magnifying glass when i requested it because my vision is worse than RU-vid drama) she said "i can see it so you can" so i did the only sensible thing, bug my neighbors asking "what letter is this? I'm sorry i can't see well my eye's are strained badly today" every 20 seconds, she got fired after trying to confront me about it and trying to forcibly remove my glasses

Pro tip - always have everything documented in emails.

since you brought it up ... there is the weird thing where if a service is faulty and the customer gets quick responsive help with the order he will be happier by the end than he would have been getting a perfect service in the first place.

rSlash: If you want to maliciously comply, hit that 'like' button. me: You never said how many times you want me to hit it. Will twice do?

Teacher: You must write 100 lines Student: Hahaha, Uno reverse go brrr

11:20 - The CYOA rule is pretty important, but it only ranks no 2. The no 1 rule (told to me by my father, the day started my first job. "As the most junior guy, you'll be sent out for sandwiches, cigarettes [this was a while ago] etc. When this happens, BE SURE TO GET THE MONEY FIRST. It's astonishing how many high-powered executives 'Don't have any change right now,' and will then suffer a memory loss about paying you later."

I've never worked in a corporate enviroment but i DID serve in the military. And there is a very simple rule to avoid getting into trouble in the military. The german original is "Melden macht frei und belastet den Vorgesetzten." In english that'd be "Reporting makes you free and incriminates your superior". Also a good military rule to remember "Shit always falls top to bottom and is handed over bottom to top. Therefore have an umbrella at the ready to avoid the shit."

1st story; the employee's state of health is of NONE of the supervisor's business! She's going to cause a lawsuit