r/Maliciouscompliance "CALL THE COPS!" "lol ok" 

This weekend, I'm going with my wife to visit my family and bring Yugo! It's Yugo's first long distance car trip, and first sleep over in another house. Wish us luck! 🐕❤️ What're you doing this weekend?

"THEY HAVE BOOK BAGS !" Lord only knows what they are planning !

"You could fit three full grown men in there" r/slash, measuring volume by corpse count.

“yOuR a SpOiLeD pUpPy DoG!!!” My new favorite RU-vidr has revealed himself.

"Smoochems da poochems! MWAH!" Absolutely my favorite part of this post.

I want my ringtone to just be Rslash saying "SMOOCH DA POOCH."

Doggo: "Dad" rSlash: "Dog." Doggo: "Daaaaaad" rSlash: "Doooooog, please." Doggo: "Dad, I miss you."

Life lesson, NEVER piss off someone who delivers your food, because there might be an EXTRA ingredient, like spit or worse.

I’m so glad that person included a picture of their document bomb because that’s even more ridiculous than I was picturing in my head. Amazing.

Honestly the dog is the most entitled here

Karen : "Who is your manager I want to speak to them" OP : Well of course I know him, he's me

"Dog...." cute little whine... "You're life is NOT that bad. Name one thing about your life, one thing." cute little whine again.... "That I'm not playing with you?"

Em: CALL THE COPS, THEY CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT OP: Lol k Em: *HOW DARE YOU CALL THE COPS, THE AUDACITY OF SOME PEOPLE*

"There's not enough money in the city to pay the attorneys to even touch this mess, let alone go through it" My favorite line of that story 😂 8:14 Edited to provide the time stamp

Listening to puppy bloopers just reminds me of what my dog does whenever I’m playing video games and haven’t given her attention for a while lol

People who maliciously comply are honestly a hundred times better than pro revenge

The puppy bloopers immediately cured the migraines that the Karens gave me! ❤️🐶

Yugo has negative flips to give about your silly human 'work schedule!'

Oh my gosh! I LOVE the puppy bloopers, especially since I watched your "reveal" video to see you and your darling puppy for the first time! Your voice when you try to "explain" to your pup that you have to work as such a delightful combination of exasperation and humor, I just love it when the pup joins in to "help" your posts. Please keep up the great work! I love listening to your readings and they definitely make it easier to cope with my own versions of "Karens" in my life!

Me: *awwing at the puppy bloopers* My cat: *comes up to me* MEOW

rSlash: You're life is not that bad! name one thing! Yugo: You make videos instead of playing with meeeeeeeeeee! Play with me human!

Karen: I DARE you to like this video! Fans: [likes video] Karen: [shocked pikachu face]

I love that Yugo makes that “I’m complaining but I’m not outright barking” noise, like he understands Slash’s words telling him to stop, but also can tell his tone his not serious, but he’s just hedging his bets 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰

I like to imagine there’s a Facebook group or something alike out there with a bunch of Karen’s sharing their stories about getting told off.

*sees a black man just walking down the street and calls the cops* Oh goody, more casual racism.

18:50 LOL at "Your life is not that bad, why are you whining? What's bad about your life? Name one thing."

Me: breathes Karen: I'm calling your manager! Me: im unemployed Karen: well you're breathing so you must have a manager!!!! I am calling corporate!!!!!

My boss had me telling anyone "who looked like a senior citizen" that they were eligible for a senior discount. It went as well as I told him it would.

I could listen to an entire episode of puppy bloopers, its wholesome and brings joy to my heart

HOW DARE YOU HICCUP IN FRONT OF ME! THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE! I DEMAND EVERYTHING FOR FREE FROM TODAY ONWARDS!

i DEMAND you give me MORE puppy bloopers or the police will get INVOLVED

“LET ME IN AREA 51! MY SON WANTS TO PLAY THERE! AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR 2,000 ROUNDS PER MINUTE GUN AS COMPENSATION!”

The puppy bloopers at the end was adorable. I love hearing those BTS moments when the professional piece just disappears and you get raw human+pet interactions

This is it, this is probably the most wholesome puppy bloopers I’ve ever heard. The smooches, the obvious sound of him patting Yugo’s side aggressively, the mimicking of Yugo’s whines- My heart can’t take it, I’m suing RSlash for my oncoming diabetes-

Title: "Call the cops" Me: *Hiding in a bush with a cop uniform and a mustache* STAHP RIGHT THERE!!!

This, this line shall live through the ages: “Tough Cookies”

Karen: *"I Demand Free Food"* Me: *"No"* Karen: *surprised pikachu face*

"What crime are they committing?" "They're black!" "..."

I honestly can't decide what's better, all the stories or the puppy bloopers at end. I certainly know which one is more adorable!

Puppy just wanted cuddles. I think the puppy bloopers were my favourite part 🤣🤣🤣

Could've done some r/MaliciousCompliance when someone asked me to write down 'Anything' on the group's paper but I was afraid that the consequences could be catastrophic.

The man that did that to all the paperwork is a master at revenge. I humbly bow to his greatness.

Welcome to another episode of SMOOCH THAT POOCH

Holy shit. I got to pull the “Ma’am, I *am* the manager” response on a Karen once and it felt so good that for a moment, I believed in love again.

It would absolutely make my day to hear you brought a friend for Yugo into the family. It would keep him from feeling lonely and give him someone to play with when he’s bored. There are so many wonderful dogs out there in need of good homes, and you would be doing more than your part in easing the overwhelmed shelter system. Anyway, it’s worth consideration. Love your channel. Keep the stories coming!

Karen: "HELP, THERES SOMEONE WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK" Dispatcher: "Is there anything wrong with them?" Karen: "THEY'RE BLACK SEND SEAL TEAM 6!!" Dispatcher: .....

"Imagine cardboard box big enough to contain 3 grown man" Americans will do EVERYTHING just to avoid using metric system :)))

My mom has an entitled boss, he suspended a female worker for having to go to the hospital, she has cancer. Thats only 1 story, there are tons more that ive hear about him though.

5:20 Wow, that made my skin crawl... screw people like that.

Always love finding the Puppy Bloopers - just think, it could be worse ... you could have a cat!🐈🐕‍🦺

"Blocks of documents"? ...This guy created the bookshelf block from Minecraft!

Love your videos, man. They're part of my morning routine just like a good cup of coffee.

What kind of mic do you have??? It’s really good

The puppy bloopers made my day, give the puppy a big hug from the fans. That puppy is so cute!!!

The puppy whining was adorable. I pictured him putting his head on your knee and looking up with big sad eyes. XD so cute.

That second story (about the documents) is absolutely my all-time favourite

Ah, that senior discount one was one of the most satisfying outcomes of dealing with a Karen I have heard yet.

Note: the “box” containing the paper bombs has the label of Zapgun on it. Methinks it held a blaster, a dog, and a few ducks.

"They have bookbags!" I'd absolutely lose my shit laughing if i ever had to work in a situation as ridiculous as these stories are more than half the time

When I started to hear the puppy bloopers I was like what has my life become. OOOOOOOOOF

OMG, I got so unbelievably, borderline disproportionately excited when you said r/puppybloopers~!

4:19 listen closely to the background and you can hear yugo (idk how to spell his dogs name lol) Edit:i just saw rslashs post and i did spell it right... YAY

No one: Not a goddamn soul: Not even PewDiePie or MrBeast: rSlash: *"smoochums the poochums!"*

3:37 I wanted to say "just standing there, menacingly"

Love those puppybloopers. Hearing a dog makes me smile.

SMOOCH DA POOCH should be the name of your autobiography. 🐶💋💖

I remember when I called the cops on this couple. They opened the front door across the street from me...WITH A LARGE POWER DRILL! I'm like "Oh, Hell no! They are not just breaking in during broad daylight!" The cops showed up and interrogated them. Turns out they were hired by the landlord to change the locks, clean, etc. The cop came over and thanked me anyway, "Actually a lot of break ins happen during the day." he said. Edit: They had the key from the previous tenant too! They didn't need to destroy the lock! They could've opened the door and changed the lock with a screw driver like a normal person! But no, they punched a hole straight through the keyhole!! Also, they were dressed casually and arrived in an unmarked car.

I’m sorry, but you’ve been using the “Entitled parent” voice alot. Your reading voice has become halfway like that. Just wanted you to know

The puppy bloopers are the best! I love hearing people baby talk to their dogs. Especially men. My dogs act like their life is super hard and they get no love or attention. Lol.

thanks for the doggie interview at the end! you asked very insightful questions of the doggie and Yugo's thoughtful answers touched something deep within me. very eloquent doggie - my viewpoint has been changed! :-D

Could you do some nuclear revenge next?

I would be upset with MY life too if *I* exploded all of a sudden, Yugo is rightfully sad in my opinion

My dogs nearly knocked me over looking for the sweet pupper's at the end!! 🤣💗

"Dog please, why are you whining your life is not that bad "😂😂

Yugo: "Let me sing you the song of my people."

I appreciate the description of the picture, I was busy drawing while listening and it's not often I get to know what the picture is without switching tabs, which is an unfortunately slow process. Thank you, rSlash!

I came for the stories, I stayed for the puppybloopers.

Thank you for the puppy bloopers, I was feeling down and they helped cheer me up!

The audio of you interacting with your dog truly ascends my soul

I love how the dog keeps whining at you for pets

5:00, you know how those dang gangs are, with their bookbags. Aka: too much reading makes you a gang member, I guess??

Rslash: **uploads video** Me: **crashes through door while dropping everything** I HAVE ARRIVED!!!!

The puppybloopers. They melt my heart every time.

To the Business owner that bundled all the loose documents. You're my new hero - outstanding work.:)

Haha on the divorce story! My good friend had a great career, and became engaged to a moderately wealthy man. 2 days before they're to leave on a destination wedding, her fiancé presents her with a prenup for her to sign, "to protect them BOTH". My friend was in love, had a great career, and happily signed. Fast forward, she finds out her dream mate has been cheating on her since their engagement, all through their marriage. She's devastated, and files for divorce. The husband reminds her about the prenup, and she goes into panic mode because she doesn't remember what's in it, or even where it is. Every time they speak, he reminds her that she won't get a dime from him because of the prenup. He goes out of town, she still has a key to their house, so we go to hunt for the prenup. After 6 hours of searching to no avail, we decide to go to the lawyer who wrote the prenup. When we get there, there's a full SRO waiting room with a United Nations of clients. We were perplexed, but explained to the receptionist. She told us that the law offices didn't keep copies after 8 years (not ok or legal), and they only handled immigration matters. We leave in defeat, and go back to my friend's old house to get the last of her boxes that were in the attic. She looks in one to make sure it isn't junk and there's the elusive prenup. When she took it to her lawyer, her lawyer said, "This was never properly filed, and you were married over 12 years, and this prenup looks like it was written by an immigration attorney. It's basically worthless." So my friend got alimony, and the house, and a lump sum settlement. All the while her lordly ex fumed about vying to pay her many dimes after all! Karma is delicious!

wow, even after Yugo exploded into a million pieces he still showed up to work to make more puppy bloopers, that is dedication (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

Did anyone notice rslash said “I printed bright arange” Instead of orange?

3:40 - leaves me just speechless! Where do you even begin with someone like that?

Puppy Bloopers - amazing. Not the puppy we deserve, but the puppy we need

The parts where u stop n laugh really gets me every time haha

Everytime you call out Yugo "Dog" I imagine your dog answering in his own head with "Human".

you're upload time is perfect for work lunches in the uk, thanks for the break filler lol

Omg!!!! I love the puppy bloopers!!! They’re seriously the best!!!

I literally just started hiccuping right before the part about the entitled lady complaining about a cashier hiccuping

You deserve way more views for actually putting in the effort to actually read your content and not just shoving copy texted stories into a text to speech program youre the only reddit story youtuber i subscribed to for your effort keep up the good work!

These videos have become such a good part of my day. Thanks so much for all you do, rSlash :)

I love the puppy bloopers!!! I’m glad to see I’m not the only one with a sucky puppy!

I was dying at the giant box of records. That's so horrifically clever and yet so proper. I love malicious compliers. They are blessed and shall be blessed. 🤣

9:50 Im like this guy is exaderating no way the guy had that much Look at screen Oh thats just a small box wait is that a pallet

Belly rubs and cuddles for The Almighty Yugo!