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@@AF-bh5ol or put them into a fucking image editing software just to add transparancy then export it as a png. my fucking god i hate it when i need to do that.
Fun fact about the Emily thing: Emily actually used this as a coming out as trans story! That was her way of showing everyone her happy transition! I don't know full details but I do know that much if the story. If anyone knows what the full story is please tell me because I know it's a really nice story
5:24: The spider was actually a black widow spider but they are pretty similar in my opinion. If a redback spider somehow got to the US people probably will just think its a black widow
I an American didn’t even know there was a such thing as a redback spider so i can confirm your statement. When I heard jack say it I thought it was another name for the black widow
So today I learned the Redback ALSO has an hourglass on its tummy. This one is still a Black Widow though, because there is no continuation of the red marking around its butt and up its back.
But just to talk. No face cam, just be a random person and talk. Yet you get fame and money by talking, if I had a penny for every word I said I'd be a billionaire but that's not how life works.
@@quackersthefirst3085 well if you're good at talking and get a job where you talk you could get paid. I just meant there are tonnes of jobs where you're paid to talk; actors, comedians, politicians, news anchors, narrators, etc.... and all of them are random people when they start.
I was so anti-social as a teenager that whenever my mom went grocery shopping, if the cashier looked to be around my age my mom would come home with their number for me saying she made me a friend I never texted or called any of the numbers she brought back but bless that woman lmao
No that’s a red back spider. Their native to Australia. Oh and if you get bit by one you will probably die so that’s fun. Edit: realised that, that is indeed a black widow and that I am dumb.
It's a black widow, but the redback is a close relative. You can tell the difference from the fact the red spot doesn't continue along the dorsal spine.
People: Torturing themselves to become better. Me: Torturing myself as punishment for torturing myself to become worse than everyone. Edit: I'm not going to do the "omg thx 4 the likessz!!!1!" thing, I'm instead going to tell you that I really like blueprints. I know that computer programs and plotters are obviously better, but, like, blueprints are really cool.
Is not torture, if you got used by this and now think that is normal. But deep inside you, you know that you are actuly a masochist and that's why you can't give up on this habbit.
11:18 It's all fun and games until you realise you're looking at a youtube video of a reddit post that's a screenshot of a screenshot of a tweet posted on tumblr.
my mom literally begged me to go and party or drink just once in college and i, with social anxiety, agoraphobia, a strong dislike for booze, and generic introversion, just cringed and shuddered at the thought. ah yes, i'm afraid of fucking up socially, let's add the substance that makes it impossible to control the volume of my voice. that'll make it better.
I have an irrational fear of sea mines, to a point where I'm often left wondering whether I'm truly scared of the ocean depths, or if I'm just scared I'll find one of those someday on accident I blame a game from my childhood for this ungodly fear of sea mines, so thank you, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
The asparagus one I remembered this: Asparagus is a perrenial. Like most perennials, it needs around 3 years to mature. Once you first plant it, it will grow, but into a sort of tall plant with shoots off it that looks like an odd herb. Over around 3 years it matures and then it finally grows into real asparagus. When you cut it the process repeats, but it cuts the time by a lot so it happens quicker. So as some people believe it grows quickly, it does not. It takes around 3 long years to grow. I know this because I have grown asparagus, I planted it 3 years ago and forgot about it but a couple weeks ago I woke up, started planting my peppers, herbs, mint, tomatoes, chives and other plants and I noticed my asparagus grew. I gave it away to a friend because I didn’t need it at the moment.
To answer your question about the “what do you do when you have to share a bed” at around 13:20, me and my brother used to share a bed and we literally set up a line of pillows down the middle so we wouldn’t intrude on each other’s side... everything gets split
I forgot about this life experience- Me and my sister used to share an air mattress, and there was literally a line that formed between us on the bed that perfectly split our sides. Siblings mean buisness XD
The post about thinking teens would party but they’re too anti social almost got me, but Jack commentary did. Also, TOO BAD, WASPLUIGI TIME. Also also, I skipped the last week of high school. Because my grades were so good and there was a clause allowing me to skip finals if my grades were good enough. 16:25 live photographs of Damien’s fanbase All y’all calling Dwayne’s kid “Pebble” forgetting about what the Blind Bandit did?
13:38 I actually think every alt/"weird" style is great, like you gotta have a lot of courage to wear it out AND you express yourself through clothing and dont care what people think. Its amazing.
When you have to share a bed Me: you on floor me bed or I'll flip a coin My 2 sisters: ok Me:*flips coin* My sister's: on the floor* big sister is mean Me: hehehe I dont really care yall prank me 24 7 so this is pay back This is true for me
Me: sees the number of comments is 665 My brain: comment something Me: but I don’t have anything to comment also why My brain: my goals are beyond your understanding
I’ve been seeing a lot of jokes about studying recently, most of which don’t make any sense to me. I’ve never studied in my life, because I’m too lazy to bother.
While yes black widows are dangerous red backs are more so, only being beaten by another Australian spider (see "funnel web"). I think jacks Australian but I'm dissapointed in him if he is. A red back spider is native to Australia whilst the black widow is a knock off American version with an hour glass figure
I’m from Virginia, so you pretty much have False Widows, Black Widows, Brown Recluse, and Wolf Spiders in your house. It’s always a gamble wether you’ll need the ER. It’s lovely when you wake up with a spider bite and have to panic.
As someone who had to share a bed with their little brother for an entire summer while he was learning to potty train, it was every kid for themself. The only thing between me and him was a plastic sheet and 3 inches of mattress. We didn't even need to share a bed, my grandpa just refused to pull out the futon and my parents didn't say a word.
i had the fortune that our supermarkt was pretty close to our home once i lost her i jsut straight up left and waitet in front of the door i don't panic i make others panic
8:05 omg that just reminded me one of my worst and best memories even if probably nobody is interested in this imma say it :back when I was in 6th grade i once said to my teacher that he taught us nothing Worthy so that day the teacher remained calm bc the next we hat to change seats (ps:we used to have our desks and we changed each time after a month or 2) so as revenge the teacher chose my desk place next to the worst boys in class the first day was horrific I scratch a huge hole in my pencil when I reached the core i stopped bc it actually was a good pencil of mine and as a one of them noticed that I reached the core they actually were terrified so I i thought to myself if these guys are easily terrified by a pencil then automatically they must be terrified of my strong nails so the first days one of them started to annoy me I'd pinch him and that pretty much shut him up but then the following days he would annoy me by litteraly stealing my desk space and leg space (but he's skinny as heck) so speaked in my loudest and Maturest voice : "Could you please stop being an asshole and put your legs under your desk ?!" everyone stared at him weirdly he was so ashamed that he even moved his desk 10 cm away from me (that's not a lot but it's bc our desk must be next to each other (notice:this was before Corona) and yeah that's practically it 😅
“redback spider” *shows a black widow * also fun fact black widows arnt actually that dangerous to an average human, only to little kids and the elderly
They might be not dangerously poisonous. But my extreme phobia to spiders may trigger a very dangerous panic attack and make me hyperventilate and die of asphyxiation. Hopefully I can run away and avoid that.
@@Toki_eeeagreed, if it was every girl i know me and like 3 of my friends would be dead cuz boi do we love spiders, every one we see we love and find cute
I've lived in the USA for 14 flipping years and i'm just realizing the live in the same continent as me.... i'm moving somewhere they can't find me.... Antarctica mabey???
Dear emkay, Im having a bad headache and cant play pc im at bed rn binge watching all of your videos your the only one who gives me entertainment Sincerely, John
Non-robot voice reddit youtuber starter pack - Has a Bri’ish or Australian person - Replaces swears with “heck, frick, poop, etc.” - adds extra reactionary stuff like “OMG THANKS I HATE IT😆😆” - explain jokes from time to time - adds life stories to the extra reactionary stuff - video game ost as background music
3:52 I like subtitles. It’s because my parents decide to choose the most absurd times to be loud(yell, stomp around, clean, etc) so I like to know what’s going on without having to turn the volume up and down. It’s a convenience thing and my boyfriend actually likes it that way.
@@stonksmaestro1862 Got a figure like a pin-up, got a figure like a doll Don't care if you think I'm dumb, I don't care at all Candy bear, sweetie pie, wanna be adored I'm the girl you'd die for I'll chew you up and I'll spit you out 'Cause that's what young love is all about So pull me closer and kiss me hard I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch Queentex, latex, I'm your wonder maid Life gave me some lemons so I made some lemonade Soda pop, soda pop, baby, here I come Straight to number one Oh, dear diary, I met a boy He made my doll heart light up with joy Oh, dear diary, we fell apart Welcome to the life of Electra Heart I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch I think I want your, your American tan Oh, oh, oh I think you're gonna be my biggest fan Oh, oh, oh I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch, that’s what I said
Boy, that wasn't a wig 🤦🏼 come on her hair was teased and styled like the emo/scene kids used to do. No wigs involved, just occasionally some clip ins. Just thought I'd educate you on something i thought everyone remembered 😹😹 great video 🖤💟
I just tried so hard not to laugh that I started wheezing and it sounded like I was crying, then I started choking because somehow the air in my throat started cutting me. Then I realized that I just created sharp air and cutted my throat with it- then I realized the air wasn't sharp it was just air that made me feel sharp pain. This is how I used my stupidity to create something that doesn't and does make sense, also I now fear air and my own voice cords. Why did you read this-
My friends: Can I tell you a secret? Me: Yeah, I’ll either forget it until years after we drift apart when it no longer matters or I just straight up won’t tell.
17:13 If anyone is wondering why websites do this, it's actually a security thing. If the site tells you you put in a used password, you could just run through a list of real emails and potentially get into someone else's account. The same goes for knowing an email is in use. It's called a "brute force" attack. Literally just "Throw everything at it, it'll work eventually! Maybe... I hope."
8:17 Mine is literaly this right now: "when you study for the whole day and decides to watch some EmKay as a reward but deep down you know that you don't deserve it cause you're a week behind on studying ;-;"
11:40 Funny thing is I know someone who was in a similar situation. They were a higher up at a place that builds safes and had to sign papers saying they cant work for another safe building company or they could be sued
