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@marelicainavokado
@marelicainavokado 4 года назад
"Gaystapo" and "closet police". This guy is brilliant XD
@ultimateblade4127
@ultimateblade4127 4 года назад
Don't forget Homonacht.
@HereComesThe-Sun
@HereComesThe-Sun 4 года назад
Homonachts almost lost the war when a bullet went straight into someone’s chest
@unsubscribenow9052
@unsubscribenow9052 4 года назад
@@HereComesThe-Sun *s t r a i g h t*
@chileanguyfleegman
@chileanguyfleegman 4 года назад
*BREEDER*
@windupmachine
@windupmachine 3 года назад
*Y A S S Q U E E N*
@theprussian4616
@theprussian4616 4 года назад
I lost it when I heard Gaystapo. Just imagine the most flamboyantly gay men in very colorful suits interrogating you with the most over exaggerated gay voice ever.
@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 3 года назад
I'd die of laughter before they even got to the tickle torture.
@brotherkhrayn3525
@brotherkhrayn3525 3 года назад
So... James Charles?
@porsche-sandoesnotundersta8184
@porsche-sandoesnotundersta8184 3 года назад
@@brotherkhrayn3525 pretty much
@AlliedX
@AlliedX 3 года назад
Like, if you don't tell us where the straights are, we'll force you to watch some straight porn and stuff.
@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 3 года назад
@@AlliedX you just can't keep a straight face during such a thing.
@threedicksonabench3141
@threedicksonabench3141 5 лет назад
“I can hear them chanting YAASSS QUEEN!!” *throws glitter enthusiastically into the air with a dead pan expression*
@stormerkromy988
@stormerkromy988 4 года назад
Throws glitter without throwing glitter
@updatedautopsyreport7358
@updatedautopsyreport7358 4 года назад
Mason Klotz ._.
@pointblank4937
@pointblank4937 4 года назад
hA, dead PAN GeT iT bEcaUse iM a PaNsexUaL, aNd iM deaD iNsiDe
@Jade-dt2wh
@Jade-dt2wh 4 года назад
Aquamarineedbsjejd
@RoseDeleca
@RoseDeleca 4 года назад
I need to see a fanfic about this. Like the olden days but more extreme
@Bean-mr8sf
@Bean-mr8sf 4 года назад
"The average human pees 6-8 times a day." I pee like, twice a day...
@ConfettiCannon1
@ConfettiCannon1 4 года назад
Ok so this might be weird for me to say, but 1. people pee every 3-4 hours 2. If you are concerned about how much you pee, look at the color of it. If it's dark and more orange than that's a concern. 3. Or you could just go to a doctor if you're really concerned about it
@Bean-mr8sf
@Bean-mr8sf 4 года назад
@@ConfettiCannon1 my pees fine, we already got it checked out. I guess I'm just weird ._.
@ConfettiCannon1
@ConfettiCannon1 4 года назад
@@Bean-mr8sf well that's good I guess ;-; this is weird and awkward Glad your healthy though Have a good day/night..?
@Bean-mr8sf
@Bean-mr8sf 4 года назад
@@ConfettiCannon1 thanks for your concern stranger
@Adotworm
@Adotworm 4 года назад
:0 how much do u drink? Every time I drink something I have to pee like 5 seconds later (Not really, just feels like it sometimes)
@banjo2959
@banjo2959 5 лет назад
Some person: “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me” This subreddit: Hold my stick
@possumballs2020
@possumballs2020 5 лет назад
And my bones
@kathk7439
@kathk7439 5 лет назад
Hold my stick so I can beet you up with it
@tabsfornow
@tabsfornow 5 лет назад
Why would they ask for a handjob?
@Hm-mn3ip
@Hm-mn3ip 5 лет назад
@@tabsfornow what
@tabsfornow
@tabsfornow 5 лет назад
@@Hm-mn3ip "hold my stick"
@xavierwolf4827
@xavierwolf4827 5 лет назад
The “YASS QUEEN” killed me, I scared my cat laughing
@heather8777
@heather8777 5 лет назад
Same, I lost my shit XD
@izzzy1977
@izzzy1977 5 лет назад
*I n t e n s e w h e e z e*
@shinynight16
@shinynight16 5 лет назад
Skeptical Wolf you did a bad thing by scaring your cat there is know a army of cats coming to your house
@xavierwolf4827
@xavierwolf4827 5 лет назад
Shiny Night It was on accident , I gave a great head rub for it lol
@shinynight16
@shinynight16 5 лет назад
Good I’ll tell the army to stop
@edgeIord
@edgeIord 5 лет назад
"the average human urinates six to eight times a day" WHAT
@FilthyCasualty
@FilthyCasualty 5 лет назад
edgelord What kind of average human does that? Or have we ascended?
@troisess
@troisess 5 лет назад
I go about 2-3 times
@Notorious-AP
@Notorious-AP 5 лет назад
Pretty normal if you drink normal like atleast 2ltr a day
@mitchwilliamson5552
@mitchwilliamson5552 5 лет назад
@@babress3119 That's entirely false, there are many reasons why you might not feel all that thirsty despite needing more water. There's more than just old studies on how much water a body goes through. We lose about half a litre of water per day just through normal breathing alone.
@Vergguu
@Vergguu 5 лет назад
@@mitchwilliamson5552 If there is too much water in your body it just gets rid of it via urinating? Thats how the body keeps care of the homeostasis. Why should you drink more water if you are just urinating it away?
@karlgerat2731
@karlgerat2731 4 года назад
“Gaystapo” Im dead. No but help me they are in the next room im in a cupboard help
@iwillreachlev16ingenshinim50
@iwillreachlev16ingenshinim50 4 года назад
Woahh tc dude lmao 😂
@BeterDefeter
@BeterDefeter 4 года назад
Are u still alive
@LenoViburnum
@LenoViburnum 4 года назад
@@BeterDefeter It's safe to assume he was caught
@alilordoftheskies5079
@alilordoftheskies5079 4 года назад
Did they get you?
@peachkook24
@peachkook24 4 года назад
“i could hear them chanting YAAS QUEEN” 💀💀💀
@Wanking_wanker
@Wanking_wanker 5 лет назад
“The gaystapo” is my favorite quote of all time
@declangorman4290
@declangorman4290 5 лет назад
Nicky h225 said by Gaydolph Hitler
@Wanking_wanker
@Wanking_wanker 5 лет назад
Advacado Man these puns are the only funny ones
@matthewfiedler4739
@matthewfiedler4739 5 лет назад
Oh u are ze straight one OFF TO THE RAINBOW CHAMBER WITH YOU
@prussiangermansoldier2987
@prussiangermansoldier2987 5 лет назад
@@matthewfiedler4739 Analschwitz
@quantic6064
@quantic6064 5 лет назад
how'd you do in PE today?
@outtagoodnamesdangit
@outtagoodnamesdangit 4 года назад
I f*cking lost it at "homonacht." That whole post was gold.
@GutPoacher
@GutPoacher 4 года назад
Same, the homonacht part was fucking priceless.
@JasminMiettunen
@JasminMiettunen 3 года назад
English isn’t my first language, what was that referring to?
@Monkeynuts502
@Monkeynuts502 3 года назад
@@JasminMiettunen I'm going to assume it's a reference to Kristallnacht, a purge of the Jewish population of Germany by the Nazis in 1938.
@meekonvadaameh
@meekonvadaameh 3 года назад
@@Monkeynuts502 I may be wrong, but wasn't it a purging of the SA?
@Monkeynuts502
@Monkeynuts502 3 года назад
@@meekonvadaameh Nah, that was the Night of the Long Knives, my original comment was edited because I thought that as well until I checked.
@Wiiguyface342
@Wiiguyface342 5 лет назад
Damien, your voice really butters my croissant. I love it
@jasonmartin4775
@jasonmartin4775 5 лет назад
*Really waters my crops*
@Wiiguyface342
@Wiiguyface342 5 лет назад
@@jasonmartin4775 Nice
@Wiiguyface342
@Wiiguyface342 5 лет назад
It really bakes my bread.
@Pheiaa
@Pheiaa 5 лет назад
it really smelts my iron ore
@oceanbeans8546
@oceanbeans8546 5 лет назад
It’s cuts into my baguette no not french for magic wand I mean the real baguette like made of bread
@unoriginalname4426
@unoriginalname4426 4 года назад
This dude straight up ignored “gaystapo” and “homonacht” I’m wheezing
@keepdancingmaria
@keepdancingmaria 4 года назад
@DKGames In my opinion, that was the BEST reply of this compilation
@Lukyan
@Lukyan 5 лет назад
*Gaydolph Shitler* is no-one going to mention that?
@cthulhuftagn4645
@cthulhuftagn4645 5 лет назад
LukyanTheGreat The Gaystapo
@valhater9000
@valhater9000 5 лет назад
@@cthulhuftagn4645 Gaymes Charles
@tobyswiss7909
@tobyswiss7909 5 лет назад
Username checks out when you add an Uno reverse card.
@gizmo7528
@gizmo7528 5 лет назад
r/rareinsults
@propppplay
@propppplay 5 лет назад
Well that is quite a fitting name
@Oooborn2leadooO
@Oooborn2leadooO 5 лет назад
"no vaccines in my day" how OLD is that person??? My parents are nearly 60 and got the small pox & polio vaccines in high school ?????
@anti8953
@anti8953 4 года назад
its probably like zeus or something
@bubbykins4864
@bubbykins4864 4 года назад
Probably a prehistoric sea jelly or something.
@anti8953
@anti8953 4 года назад
VACCINES WERE INVENTED IN 1796 WHO TF WROTE THAT w h a t s t h e i r s e c r e t
@urlocalbirb1532
@urlocalbirb1532 4 года назад
Apollo is just upset because his sister Artemis started using vaccines on her hunters and he wants to prove that he could heal them even though he makes mistakes every once in awhile
@anti8953
@anti8953 4 года назад
apollo was mad at zeus because hes a hecking mortal now
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 5 лет назад
"Gaystapo" and "Homonacht" -- someone give that dude an award!
@edwfelt7490
@edwfelt7490 5 лет назад
Care to explain why? Im curious.
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 5 лет назад
@@edwfelt7490 - Are you asking why I like it? Those words are a spin on the original words "Gestapo" and "Kristallnacht," showing how dumb the OP's statement was by twisting some horrific examples of the Nazis' abusive power and conflating them with a wrongly-feared "gay agenda." It was all done in sassy fun and is kind of comical to imagine a gay militant force fabulously goose-stepping around the streets in thigh-high boots and destroying "breeder's" livelihoods in a homosexual-led Night of Broken Glass. Or if you were just disagreeing with my finding it funny, then simply disregard this.
@manladan5929
@manladan5929 5 лет назад
Slutty McTits bruh
@MarioPalma-gm3vn
@MarioPalma-gm3vn 5 лет назад
Walter Clements Are you misspelling those words on purpose or are you speaking Scottish?
@manladan5929
@manladan5929 5 лет назад
SPCStudios 2017 bruh
@spugoge915
@spugoge915 4 года назад
I couldn’t stop laughing at the pride month thing Jesus Christ my lungs
@spugoge915
@spugoge915 4 года назад
Derek Fisher yeah, that’s why I believe that in a few years we’re gonna have the Homocaust
@ratadedospatas1
@ratadedospatas1 4 года назад
Derek Fisher oh yes because straight people don’t do that every other month of the year, i love your logic sir
@snsaccount7871
@snsaccount7871 4 года назад
@Derek Fisher I'm straight but straights literally do that all the time, but somehow it's a problem when LGBTQ+ people do? Your logic is flawed.
@ratadedospatas1
@ratadedospatas1 4 года назад
Derek Fisher never. straight pride isn’t a thing because straight people never suffered for being straight.
@skylarjane9559
@skylarjane9559 4 года назад
@Derek Fisher you realize they only got to legally marry less than 10 years ago right?
@TimeForDunston
@TimeForDunston 5 лет назад
"The Gaystapo." Omg I'm done, that one got med good. 😆
@hazz4rd201
@hazz4rd201 4 года назад
It got my grandmas meds pretty badly considering shes dead
@TheRealFuntomic
@TheRealFuntomic 4 года назад
@@hazz4rd201 omg stop it y'all xD
@jaycookie2912
@jaycookie2912 4 года назад
4:22 This mans needs to write a book with this theme, that was friggin beautiful. I'd read that in a heartbeat
@drunkkhajit5035
@drunkkhajit5035 4 года назад
I've considered it for a while tbh
@PurpleShadow108
@PurpleShadow108 4 года назад
"The rise of the gaystapo"
@antonymilne1346
@antonymilne1346 4 года назад
It's a funny concept, a reversal of the current world..... but cranked up to about 750%. I love it
@papasquash919
@papasquash919 4 года назад
I feel like it's based of of "The Book Thief". Which takes place during WW2. Edit: only a certain aspect of the book tho.
@r101zeppelin5
@r101zeppelin5 4 года назад
It was so well written. Simply amazing.
@derwolfgaming7775
@derwolfgaming7775 5 лет назад
4:36. I usually don’t laugh at names but my god is the funny name. Gaydolph Shitler has to be the funniest name I’ve seen on Reddit ever.
@papaleith7083
@papaleith7083 4 года назад
Mine is u/monkeypp
@katsukibakugo1364
@katsukibakugo1364 4 года назад
YEESS QWEEN
@xxTC-96xx
@xxTC-96xx 4 года назад
People trying to start arguments about race? Must be Tumblr
@acaterinab
@acaterinab 3 года назад
I... think you haven‘t been around in 2020 then... Edit: oh sorry this vid was posted in 2019 lol
@xxTC-96xx
@xxTC-96xx 3 года назад
@@acaterinab also it’s just such a Tumblr thing to do lol any time you see a post like those ones odds are, yep, it’s Tumblr
@invalidpersn4496
@invalidpersn4496 3 года назад
Or Twitter
@thunderlordabove420
@thunderlordabove420 3 года назад
Or Facebook. Or the usa
@Aaron-kk4xy
@Aaron-kk4xy 3 года назад
most of the 14 year old tumblr girls moved to twitter by now.
@alexisjordan9055
@alexisjordan9055 5 лет назад
“I can hear them screaming YAAAAS QUEEN!” OMG LMFAO 😂
@livi1477
@livi1477 5 лет назад
what got me was the thing about thigh high boots
@Thatbookishguy69
@Thatbookishguy69 5 лет назад
The whole thing was funny but the yass queen and thigh high boots part had me screaming
@ainehoye7841
@ainehoye7841 5 лет назад
4:53 - their username is “GaydolphShitler”. now THAT is a true, beautiful masterpiece.
@gentlesandladymen
@gentlesandladymen 4 года назад
áine hoye omg I didn’t notice 😆
@fronttrx6154
@fronttrx6154 5 лет назад
MORE CURSED COMMENTS. This is okay too,but I want to crack up when I'm supposed to be sleeping
@yukariko487
@yukariko487 5 лет назад
FrontEye's Videos just download reddit and look at cursed comments lol
@fronttrx6154
@fronttrx6154 5 лет назад
@@yukariko487 nah man,I'd rather crack up on the 2 episodes he has made,
@aeb4865
@aeb4865 5 лет назад
The sub is now posting mostly non-cursed posts so it should be hard to find content there rn
@SkullTheLegless
@SkullTheLegless 5 лет назад
Pirs of Catarina yes
@killercamgxd9725
@killercamgxd9725 5 лет назад
Exactly
@chosenmaple99
@chosenmaple99 4 года назад
“The average human urinates 6 to 8 times a day” John Mulaney: *11*
@yourbookisexceptionallylou4906
@yourbookisexceptionallylou4906 3 года назад
Chosenmaple 99 *reaching for gloves* there may be something wrong with your prostate
@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl 3 года назад
@@yourbookisexceptionallylou4906 No no. I was lying. It was a lie. To get drugs. Like a crime.
@justanothernumber5567
@justanothernumber5567 5 лет назад
The “Gaystapo” instead of the ‘Gestapo’ actually got me
@EchthelionII
@EchthelionII 5 лет назад
I'm glad someone else noticed that, I couldn't stop laughing.
@ozoneyeets8759
@ozoneyeets8759 5 лет назад
the best thing was his user ‘gaydolphshitler’
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 5 лет назад
I just want to shake that guy's hand
@justvibin1215
@justvibin1215 5 лет назад
I read this amazing book called "The Book Thief" which yeah, the main character has a Jewish guy hiding in her home and there were multiple instances of the Gestapo searching the home and almost finding him, and there was a chapter where he described a similar scenario as to the post this guy made. I imagined exactly the same city and home as I did in the book, but with gleaming rainbow pride flags rather than dusty streets. Yes, give that gentlesir and award (and check out that book if you can too, Death is the narrator 👌)
@DarkWolf958
@DarkWolf958 5 лет назад
all this nazi talk. reminds me of someone asking on a forum what Mein Kraft was 10 years ago. to which someone replies "its the lesser known arts and crafts boook written by hitler
@tshirt_
@tshirt_ 5 лет назад
“The average human urinates 6-8 times a day” *Are you challenging me?* Edit: So according to the replies, i am so mighty and powerful and all of you are so weak and pathetic that I singlehandedly raise the average to 6-8 times a day? That seems about right.
@stoopiosproductions3130
@stoopiosproductions3130 5 лет назад
Six to eight times...? I barely pee 5 times a week!
@dragonsbreath389
@dragonsbreath389 5 лет назад
@@stoopiosproductions3130 ummm you need some help then
@ciara7172
@ciara7172 5 лет назад
Yeah scrolled down to say something. I only go 2 or 3 times. Tf
@mushroommushroom4154
@mushroommushroom4154 5 лет назад
Oh no..oh..oh no.....
@farahleanne
@farahleanne 5 лет назад
@@ciara7172 same lol i never thought i could relate at this subject
@aoife78
@aoife78 5 лет назад
The ‘YASS QUEEN’s are still echoing in my mind to this day.....
@DreemyDreemz
@DreemyDreemz 4 года назад
I can't sleep at night because I'm not sure if the "YASS QUEEN" is coming from outside or my mind...
@teamtrainor6346
@teamtrainor6346 3 года назад
My teacher wont stop saying it
@shadyspirit3622
@shadyspirit3622 3 года назад
Look at the dude’s username
@chip5892
@chip5892 3 года назад
YASS QUEEN, YAS QUEEN, YAS QUEEN!
@tvm8997
@tvm8997 3 года назад
The first things I thought of when I read this were “KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YAS QUEEN!” And “Wow Shuichi, you really snatched my weave. WIG- *YAS QUEEN* !
@horsewithinternetconnectio2974
@horsewithinternetconnectio2974 4 года назад
"White Africa isn't a thing" Me: I do not exist then.
@puchipuchi808
@puchipuchi808 4 года назад
North Africa?
@Sexy_Stev
@Sexy_Stev 4 года назад
What is africa like? Are the rains blessed by toto?
@puchipuchi808
@puchipuchi808 4 года назад
@@Sexy_Stev not poor and savage like you see in tv
@user_vanilla
@user_vanilla 4 года назад
Sad i do not exist either, oh well
@chantelles3641
@chantelles3641 4 года назад
Howzit! From Cape Town 😊
@maggie8215
@maggie8215 5 лет назад
"the gaystapo" i’m cackling
@Clayton-vn6pe
@Clayton-vn6pe 5 лет назад
It's called the GAYSTAPO FREAKING HILARIOUS
@AlexPies1
@AlexPies1 5 лет назад
okay but HOMONACHT as a reference to krystallnacht,,,,now that was golden
@hornattila
@hornattila 5 лет назад
"they are in ze closet"
@Clayton-vn6pe
@Clayton-vn6pe 5 лет назад
@@hornattila is that a coming out of the closet joke
@hornattila
@hornattila 5 лет назад
@@Clayton-vn6pe maybe
@brendanmccabe8373
@brendanmccabe8373 5 лет назад
A woman said to Winston Churchill “if I was your wife I would poison your coffee” he responded “if I was your husband I would drink it” Edit:And also when someone from a private school said to him “we were taught to wash our hands after going to the toilet” he responded with “at my school we were taught not to piss on our hands”
@justinthompson6364
@justinthompson6364 5 лет назад
Winston Churchill is a r/Murderedbywords gold mine.
@anastasiadicoski9591
@anastasiadicoski9591 5 лет назад
I've heard this one before. Still makes me laugh 😂
@matthewconnelly4930
@matthewconnelly4930 5 лет назад
she also said to winston:you are drunk.horrribly drunk. winston replied:you are ugly,very ugly.but the next day i shall be sober,but you will still be ugly.
@brendanmccabe8373
@brendanmccabe8373 5 лет назад
Matthew Connelly fucking love that one as well the human race will never produce an absolute unit like that again
@brendanmccabe8373
@brendanmccabe8373 5 лет назад
MγsTIc DEMON I’ve considered causing 2 more world wars 1 so new Winston can grow up in the right environment and the second so he can defend himself against the aggressors
@mildlydepressed
@mildlydepressed 5 лет назад
I love Damien. He's just a humble guy, working in middle class and getting a paying hobby that he enjoys doing. It's just so wholesome.
@raynelester5938
@raynelester5938 5 лет назад
@Stanley2000 **exgirlfriend but true
@okuyasu4033
@okuyasu4033 5 лет назад
Stanley2000 you should probably watch the response
@okuyasu4033
@okuyasu4033 5 лет назад
Rayne Cat debunked, hw dated a clingy nice girl that tried to ruin his career he made a video with evidence
@jens-ovebeier6901
@jens-ovebeier6901 4 года назад
"Jens" is a first name from Northern Germany and is actually pronounced "Yens". How do I know? Well, that's my name. My name is Jens. Edit: It's a male first name, so shut the hell up about Jennifer.
@silly_7555
@silly_7555 4 года назад
Nooo your name is “Number Two”
@Nater2004
@Nater2004 4 года назад
Hi Jenny how's it my friend
@jens-ovebeier6901
@jens-ovebeier6901 4 года назад
@@Nater2004 Doin' great, how about you?
@Nater2004
@Nater2004 4 года назад
@@jens-ovebeier6901 lel
@mytrangly458
@mytrangly458 4 года назад
Jennifer, is that you?
@aidantox
@aidantox 5 лет назад
The irish one pissed me off so much I am Irish and here's why 1) It's Gaeilge, not Gaelic. As Gaeilge is a type of Gaelic, yes, but they are not the same language. Never have been. 2) How is 20 black kids going to kill the Irish language?? As long as I can remember the government has made it mandatory for all children (except those with dyslexia, who can't speak English, etc, etc) to learn Gaeilge 3) That guy is completely correct, the British (English mostly) 100% did try to destroy our culture, even at one point making it illegal to go to church and pray to the Catholic God, that's why deep in Irish forests there are mass rocks, where catholics would go in hiding with a priest to pray to their gods. There is still one standing in my town to this very day after the church was burnt down by the British Monarch All I have to say. Oh also, fuck racists
@PongoXBongo
@PongoXBongo 5 лет назад
Calm down Karen.
@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 5 лет назад
@@PongoXBongo Pretty sure Karens are the racist ones
@HiteshHChandwani
@HiteshHChandwani 5 лет назад
Would u like like to speak to the page administrator?
@The-Plaguefellow
@The-Plaguefellow 5 лет назад
Ah, White European Nationalists...
@doggeenayter
@doggeenayter 5 лет назад
Good job mah fellow irish
@allisonwinchester3108
@allisonwinchester3108 5 лет назад
Your "YAAASSSS QUEEN" gives me almost enough life as your laugh does.
@fernandosalazar730
@fernandosalazar730 5 лет назад
You are on all the vids lol
@allisonwinchester3108
@allisonwinchester3108 5 лет назад
@@fernandosalazar730 yup
@allisonwinchester3108
@allisonwinchester3108 5 лет назад
@Eemi Lehto no u.
@allisonwinchester3108
@allisonwinchester3108 5 лет назад
@Eemi Lehto good one
@linkinlog8543
@linkinlog8543 5 лет назад
As a gay girl, same and I’m laughing my ass off that whole post
@theultimatejack3360
@theultimatejack3360 5 лет назад
4:25 I can’t get over the “gaystapo.” That killed me for some reason the word play just worked so well.
@PongoXBongo
@PongoXBongo 5 лет назад
Marching in their thigh-high boots.
@theultimatejack3360
@theultimatejack3360 5 лет назад
The closet police
@marissab508
@marissab508 4 года назад
“the average human urinates 6-8 times a day” i must not be an average human then oopsies
@onlyfireg3119
@onlyfireg3119 3 года назад
@LolManMacHee what
@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl 3 года назад
Finally, I’m above average!
@EvanKashvi
@EvanKashvi 5 лет назад
Alan with a silent k You murdered me with words
@declangorman4290
@declangorman4290 5 лет назад
4:36 his name is GaydolphShitler r/beetle juicing?
@ohsheetarat2577
@ohsheetarat2577 5 лет назад
yes, that is the best name
@crabulonbestgirl9130
@crabulonbestgirl9130 5 лет назад
Nah bruh, it's r/rimjobsteve
@crabulonbestgirl9130
@crabulonbestgirl9130 4 года назад
*pokes head out of toilet* beetlejuice?
@joxxter4797
@joxxter4797 4 года назад
r/usernamechecksout
@entruh4520
@entruh4520 4 года назад
Would it gaydolf?
@acethemeatpopsicle
@acethemeatpopsicle 5 лет назад
9:35 oh my god. OH MY GOD. IT'S A FRICKIN' SHOULDER EVERYBODY FREAK OUT just like school dress codes
@katxiii3660
@katxiii3660 4 года назад
I dunno man, if I see a shoulder, I just can't help but NUT all over the place. Women should protect my purity by just ceasing to exist.
@RandomPerson-vh1se
@RandomPerson-vh1se 4 года назад
*Hellfire from **_The Hunchback of Notre Dame_** intensifies.*
@iwillreachlev16ingenshinim50
@iwillreachlev16ingenshinim50 4 года назад
Ik!
@drstickynote2707
@drstickynote2707 4 года назад
Mr. Smith You know what they say, “if she breathes she’s a THOT”
@honeyhoney6920
@honeyhoney6920 4 года назад
Don't forget about the ankles and elbows. Even just thinking about it makes me faint!
@dvorak826
@dvorak826 4 года назад
2:24 Doctor: So uh, how'd she get pregnant? Dad: **Shit**
@arielmalsireal5453
@arielmalsireal5453 4 года назад
Damien's Laughing/Wheezing: *[Exists]* Me: EVERYONE LIKE THAT!
@123-g1v1l
@123-g1v1l 5 лет назад
Damians laugh makes these videos a million times better!
@Runner_in_the_dark
@Runner_in_the_dark 5 лет назад
"gaystapo" I choked on my food with that one
@eqWillibrium
@eqWillibrium 4 года назад
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen the reply to heterosexuals in pride month, but I’m still dying over the fact that the person who replied is named “Gaydolph Shitler”.
@sharkie9975
@sharkie9975 5 лет назад
“I can hear them yelling YASS QUEEN,YASS QUEEN! Outside in the streets!” Omg! Very creative! Give the person who wrote this a medal!🤣
@roj0riot
@roj0riot 5 лет назад
4:26 THE GAYSTAPO IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING FBDNSJJEKEKWKLSLS edit: OPs NAME IS GAYDOLPH SHITLER I CANT
@proudtitanicdenier4300
@proudtitanicdenier4300 5 лет назад
Kill me
@lpz.marley
@lpz.marley 4 года назад
It's not that funny
@linkinlog8543
@linkinlog8543 4 года назад
God I love that post. It’s so fucking funny
@colin8021
@colin8021 4 года назад
@@lpz.marley its called being vsco but let them be before they get their insta bfs on here
@yotunality7081
@yotunality7081 4 года назад
Shut up its not funny
@kyrenkillz
@kyrenkillz 5 лет назад
7:14 "Think about it" ...and then go throw up" 😂😂😂😂
@courtneyelevier1527
@courtneyelevier1527 4 года назад
I absolutley despise people like you. One emoji is enough you monster.
@etps4444
@etps4444 4 года назад
@@courtneyelevier1527 But.... But they're fun. 😮😯
@amber6473
@amber6473 4 года назад
@@courtneyelevier1527 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cherry414
@cherry414 4 года назад
@@courtneyelevier1527 I know right, so annoying! 😠😠😤😤
@souhridyobose4362
@souhridyobose4362 4 года назад
@@courtneyelevier1527 I hate emojis
@gtgedin9924
@gtgedin9924 4 года назад
10:00 hes actually right. I assume that he means a sequel where it is a full female lead wich is a way to bank in on certain audiences
@Yoshikage-Bowie
@Yoshikage-Bowie 4 года назад
Yeah. Like the lame Ghostbusters they did.
@Brievel
@Brievel 4 года назад
Little Rey Skywalker in the Disney Star Wars remakes...
@nathantokhi5215
@nathantokhi5215 4 года назад
the dude talked about remakes with leads as just a play, not standalone films, so Arnold isn't in the right there, he didn't read what he said. Lynda in terminator 1 and 2 as the lead was great because, guess what, those are standalone movies, but the shitty remake with an all-female cast for ghostbusters as a cheap ploy of "Women empowerment" is bad. Hollywood uses it as a crutch for any publicity, good or bad, and its sad sometimes good movies with female leads are pushed aside for these woke movies with no substance.
@rayquanvance5648
@rayquanvance5648 5 лет назад
"Marky mark and the zuckerbunch" Im dying!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@scrunksupremacy
@scrunksupremacy 4 года назад
damien saying "yass queen" is the best thing i've heard all day
@trinitym5574
@trinitym5574 5 лет назад
This dudes laugh could cure cancer 😂
@mavisdom-animeonpiano
@mavisdom-animeonpiano 5 лет назад
Tbaby Loves you yup
@mavisdom-animeonpiano
@mavisdom-animeonpiano 5 лет назад
Tbaby Loves you yup
@Uhg56
@Uhg56 5 лет назад
@@mavisdom-animeonpiano Yup
@masilynngardner6066
@masilynngardner6066 5 лет назад
Yup
@it_smee
@it_smee 5 лет назад
Yup
@Kjf365
@Kjf365 4 года назад
10:18 not really sure how that's a "murdered by words" when OP was clearly talking about classics that DIDN'T have female or racial leads then the reboots suddenly do. They're 100% right about Hollywood's forced diversity ploy.
@alilordoftheskies5079
@alilordoftheskies5079 4 года назад
I half agree. I love to see more women in media, but sometimes too many isn't the way to go. The diversity in movies and media seems so forced these days. I'm not sure how, but they should try to make it feel more natural
@justanautomaton
@justanautomaton 4 года назад
They were specifically talking about the terminator movies in an earlier post.
@nickspencerfishingrodd2383
@nickspencerfishingrodd2383 4 года назад
@@justanautomaton oh ok
@anydaynow
@anydaynow 5 лет назад
“Do you think I’ve peed a million times in my life?” Yeah, he’s dumb. You just did all the work for him though.
@seigeengine
@seigeengine 5 лет назад
Does it count as separate incidents of peeing if you hold it for a sec?
@jewelxiat
@jewelxiat 4 года назад
@@seigeengine No, because you're still peeing out the piss in your bladder. Holding it for a second is just blocking your bladder, not creating a second-time pee.
@TailsIsDisappointed
@TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад
Can we please just have a post where someone actually murdered someone with words?
@squidrw2486
@squidrw2486 5 лет назад
Lol yea xD
@DaronPorter39
@DaronPorter39 5 лет назад
😨 "words" 🔫😃
@chris2ndaccount69
@chris2ndaccount69 5 лет назад
Just Name your Gun "Words" and then shoot someone
@semaphoresignal8275
@semaphoresignal8275 5 лет назад
well i can tape some words onto a knife and stab someone with it if that's what you want.
@chopperisdisappointedatyou903
@chopperisdisappointedatyou903 5 лет назад
We meet again
@fatnuts5085
@fatnuts5085 5 лет назад
You should make a Third channel named EmKay Ultra Edit: Due to conclusive research, I have found out this is his 3rd channel
@FA-yi1vt
@FA-yi1vt 5 лет назад
lilianthiriet What about EmKay 11
@hhhage
@hhhage 5 лет назад
a second channel for a second channel but not really
@JustCallMeCeles
@JustCallMeCeles 5 лет назад
*THIS*
@totallyrealcia
@totallyrealcia 5 лет назад
EmKay Armageddon
@je_colts2011
@je_colts2011 5 лет назад
:3
@eastalexandra
@eastalexandra 4 года назад
“The Gaystopo” has me huddled in my shower crying laughing
@EchoCatAFK
@EchoCatAFK 5 лет назад
That last one makes me think of “Back in my day we just died!”
@ghost_hugss
@ghost_hugss 5 лет назад
*switch (publicApology) (* *case 'empathetic' :* *setVision( )* *.makeEyeContact ( ) :* *delay ( )* *.then ( ( ) => (* *speak ('I AM SORRY') ;* *} )* *coreTemp(currentCoreTemp ** *1.05);* *ductControl( )* *.tears(2)* *.delay* *.then ( ( ) => {* *wipeTear( ) ;* *} ) ;* *return null ;*
@littleguy2498
@littleguy2498 5 лет назад
ha
@W3RT0
@W3RT0 5 лет назад
ha
@supertrollfaxnoprinter3329
@supertrollfaxnoprinter3329 5 лет назад
I hate pride month it should be black history month instead fuck you
@oof5882
@oof5882 5 лет назад
Nice
@uniteto0o0o
@uniteto0o0o 5 лет назад
@@supertrollfaxnoprinter3329?????? how does this have to do with pride month..?
@pikachad5721
@pikachad5721 5 лет назад
EmKay... I love this channel
@DittalySquat
@DittalySquat 5 лет назад
MmKay
@aidinhashmi6165
@aidinhashmi6165 4 года назад
“Poor Jared. Lost his marriage, DIGITY, and sub loss record.”
@khalifahallah713
@khalifahallah713 5 лет назад
Being murdered by words is when someone kills you with a dictionary.
@charlieman7126
@charlieman7126 5 лет назад
This comment is severely underrated.
@bforbombs8742
@bforbombs8742 5 лет назад
No wonder Batman’s butler called him master Bruce when he was young then started telling him mister Bruce
@dubzilla6978
@dubzilla6978 5 лет назад
I lowkey just want these people who go back and forth online to just fight it out
@rotz394
@rotz394 5 лет назад
Rule #1 of Internet Flame Wars: Do not reply to a comment with a discussion about Fight Club.
@irishuisman1450
@irishuisman1450 5 лет назад
Rule #1 of Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club
@fufufuaru
@fufufuaru 4 года назад
I actually let out a laugh at the “gaystapo” part, damn that retort was really good
@Hodlore
@Hodlore 5 лет назад
'YAS QUEEN' LMAO. Hearing that was like VR. We need to find the OP and give him/her an Oscar!
@rindyreadsreddit4236
@rindyreadsreddit4236 5 лет назад
*“r/ murdered by .... well-wha- WORDS of course....* _what else would it be_ ...”
@doqquo2637
@doqquo2637 5 лет назад
your laugh is the reason I wake up in the morning
@artsyryder
@artsyryder 4 года назад
What made me laugh today is my boyfriend jokingly naming a fictional cockroach after a fictional character
@omniartist1656
@omniartist1656 5 лет назад
Damien just makes these so much funnier cause he keeps wheezing after most of them
@computethis1533
@computethis1533 5 лет назад
Jared: I’ve lost everything at least I have my sub loss record James Charles: hold my beer
@rotz394
@rotz394 5 лет назад
T-Series: Gimme that beer, and I won't immediately ask RU-vid to demonetize your videos.
@tantheman8976
@tantheman8976 5 лет назад
More like hold my make up lol
@coug736
@coug736 4 года назад
the funny thing is that james charles wouldnt have a beer. it would be some sort of sparkling water lololololololololol
@alyssasalmon4883
@alyssasalmon4883 4 года назад
He’s back guys! Edit: forgot to say that’s he isn’t guilty.
@jackbennett6902
@jackbennett6902 4 года назад
The fact that it's Chris Ray Gun on top of it makes it so much sweeter.
@WolfyFancyLads
@WolfyFancyLads 3 года назад
"Why spend money on robot bees?" *BECAUSE I WANT MY ROBOT BEE ARMY, KEVIN! GET OUT OF MY LAB!*
@maliciousgd5256
@maliciousgd5256 4 года назад
9:03 That voice acting was amazing.
@cliffordbenenati7373
@cliffordbenenati7373 4 года назад
I thought the first one was Wallace from Wallace and gromit for some reason...
@Billzo_co
@Billzo_co 5 лет назад
4:50 oh my god this passage killed me 😂🤣
@lukesylvester2022
@lukesylvester2022 5 лет назад
Ford: Lays off 7k workers, and gets hell for it. GM: Am I a joke to you?
@rotz394
@rotz394 5 лет назад
yeah, there are thousands of Canadian workers of GM, and they're losing their jobs.
@lukesylvester2022
@lukesylvester2022 5 лет назад
@@rotz394 Thats true
@Yoshikage-Bowie
@Yoshikage-Bowie 4 года назад
@@rotz394 Welcome to the real world
@cannnb
@cannnb 4 года назад
Damien feels like an uncle i havent seen in a while
@loreleis1750
@loreleis1750 2 года назад
4:12 "gaystapo" SENT me oml
@maxisntreal
@maxisntreal 5 лет назад
“What else would it be? It’s words”💀😂
@pillbugheart
@pillbugheart 5 лет назад
Me: :| Damien: laughs Me: :)
@lifeoffire9248
@lifeoffire9248 5 лет назад
2:32 Yeah. Because it's not suspicious at ALL for a father to take his twelve year old to get an abortion with no presence or mention of the alleged father
@KlintKaras
@KlintKaras 5 лет назад
Even with that you have to admit The response at 2:40 is an awful comparison...a stab wound scars and has proof it happened. In a rape case scars will prove it happened but not who did it,while A baby has DNA that concludes 100% the father raped her. If the baby is aborted the DNA evidence is lost and she may be too scared to tell anyone, who did it! Anyone who thinks the response "murdered" the og point doesn't get how the world works or how to make sensible comparisons...
@matiashannikainen6141
@matiashannikainen6141 4 года назад
Damien doesn’t laugh at the actual posts, he laughs at his own jokes
@KnightSlasher
@KnightSlasher 5 лет назад
My bet is that James Charles was going for a world record, look at the bright side he did it better than T-Series
@rotz394
@rotz394 5 лет назад
If you think about it, t-Series losing all their subscribers would be a much more celebrated accomplishment, than anybody else doing it. So, I have one word to James Charles' channel: Good luck getting an award for your accomplishment; because bigger companies are always more controversial.
@degrassi420
@degrassi420 5 лет назад
he also clapped back hard which was a plus
@AeoniSings
@AeoniSings 5 лет назад
School? I am too old for that Damien, you silly goose.
@rotz394
@rotz394 5 лет назад
No wonder you have to resort to gaming...
@AeoniSings
@AeoniSings 5 лет назад
@@rotz394 First, I was joking. Second, the only reason my name says gaming is because when I was younger, I wanted a gaming channel, now I cannot find how to change the name to Sings because I don't game. I sing.
@auugh43546
@auugh43546 5 лет назад
@@AeoniSings you changed your name since lmao
@AeoniSings
@AeoniSings 5 лет назад
@@auugh43546 Yea because I finally found out how
@13bubblesplays93
@13bubblesplays93 5 лет назад
Best thing I heard today: "INCOMING!" *everybody ducks* *Sploosh* "Damn it, they were all the way across the field!" Context: Last two days of school, ROTC teacher breaks out the water balloons and slingshots, and someone got nailed in the face by the other team from across the entire football field. ^^
@AndyOpaleckych
@AndyOpaleckych 4 года назад
“The average human urinates 6-8 times a day” My prostate: "Are you challenging me?"
@spoopy3408
@spoopy3408 4 года назад
Adam Opalecky yikes
@Anna-tc6rz
@Anna-tc6rz 4 года назад
I have such a small bladder I ho like 12 times a day. Its fun explaining to bosses that i medically need more pee breaks
@trananbinhjerry6438
@trananbinhjerry6438 3 года назад
Isn't prostate the thing in your bump and it's the reason gay people exist?
@rottingknz
@rottingknz 5 лет назад
Yes papa, you have blessed us with an upload 🤲
@PongoXBongo
@PongoXBongo 5 лет назад
*YAS QUEEN
@novavirus7497
@novavirus7497 5 лет назад
Projared lost at losing Oh god i laughed too much at gaystapo
@s0nnyd272
@s0nnyd272 5 лет назад
4:47 I never read books, but that sounds like something I’d actually read
@RumbleDelta
@RumbleDelta 4 года назад
Damian screaming "YAAAS QUEEN!!!" gives me so much life.
@sprinkleofsuga7186
@sprinkleofsuga7186 5 лет назад
4:22 Dangggg that was so well written
@davidwells9982
@davidwells9982 5 лет назад
It's true, several founders spoke about the US *not* being built upon the Christian religion. They did, however, often talk about the US being based upon the principles of Freemasonry: Equality, Justice, Freedom, Brotherhood. You can find Masonic symbols all over the capital, including the arrangement of the streets. Washington took his oath of office on the Freemason bible kept in his lodge. To this day, there are TONS of Freemason practices, ordinances, and symbols throughout the US in historical, physical, and legal institutions. My source: I'm a Freemason and wrote my college thesis on this very topic. You're welcome for all the cool Freemason stuff we gave you guys. And National Treasure. That's a great movie.
@kanniekosplayyes2799
@kanniekosplayyes2799 5 лет назад
"The average human urinates 6-8 times a day" Does that include accident bed wetting/laughing to hard/sneeze/cough to hard?
@fatpurp4041
@fatpurp4041 4 года назад
"The average human pees 6-8 times a day" Me: hA! iM nOt lIke oTher gUys!!
@oceanbeans8546
@oceanbeans8546 5 лет назад
What Made my day today? Getting nightmares from browsing the SCP website for way to long
@choustiny.825
@choustiny.825 5 лет назад
1:20 *_pulls out uno reverse card._*
@actuallywill
@actuallywill 5 лет назад
Dude, Damien, i love you, but PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD..... stop saying "choochie" anything else but that. please. The word sounds so disgusting like what its referencing is all gunked up and stuck shut.
@ashiethewhale2700
@ashiethewhale2700 5 лет назад
What would you prefer? Kitty? Female pp? Vjj?
@schneefish1654
@schneefish1654 5 лет назад
I think it sounds cute,
@DanielGutierrez-qt4ri
@DanielGutierrez-qt4ri 5 лет назад
Becaus thats what it is
@gandhianastacio4644
@gandhianastacio4644 5 лет назад
hooha? papaya? cookie? vajelly? what do you want?
@Nokomomo22
@Nokomomo22 5 лет назад
@@gandhianastacio4644 I dont know how I feel about any of those words but I think "cookie" makes me feel less uncomfortable
@nightcoremaniac178
@nightcoremaniac178 4 года назад
5:16 sidenote: we don't have elementary schools here in Ireland. Also, majority of those black kids are Irish. We're diverse, and it's not Gaelic. It's Irish, Irish Gaelic, or Celtic. Last thing, tá mé ábalta ag caint as Gaeilge. Not having a go, just adding to the corrections and that posts stupidity. I agree with that guy, it ain't the kids' fault.
@niallcowman0
@niallcowman0 4 года назад
Ummmm Celtic doesn't really apply to us alone, the Welsh are Celtic, the Scottish are Celtic, there's a whole load of Celtic cultures so while Irish and Irish Gaelic are correct, Celtic is wrong.
@nightcoremaniac178
@nightcoremaniac178 4 года назад
@@niallcowman0 I literally am Irish. Celtic refers to the languages and respective cultures of Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, the Isle of Man, and Brittany, also known as the Celtic nations.
@niallcowman0
@niallcowman0 4 года назад
@@nightcoremaniac178 I too am Irish and you just proved my point. Since the term Celtic is not unique to Ireland we can't call our language Celtic. It is a Celtic language but the language is not Celtic it's Gaeilge, Irish or Irish Gaelic.
@darkmoonthedirewolf9231
@darkmoonthedirewolf9231 5 лет назад
5:03 Best story I've heard so far lol
@queer.axolotl
@queer.axolotl 4 года назад
I’m just dreading the fact that school starts back up Monday... 😫
@iwillreachlev16ingenshinim50
@iwillreachlev16ingenshinim50 4 года назад
Same
@pboomgaming1987
@pboomgaming1987 4 года назад
not for me
@katharinem9852
@katharinem9852 4 года назад
Giraffe of Justice dude same
@rachael5300
@rachael5300 4 года назад
I've been off school since early December! Now I'm free until early February! I just have to get through this really tough exam week :')
@Jesus-dm4vg
@Jesus-dm4vg 5 лет назад
6:32 Hmmm. I think I need to look at the first FRICKIN amendment for a minute. (1st Amendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.) Rough translation for this buffoon: ANYone in America can freely practice ANY religion they follow. Word of advice for Ray: Mind your own ducking business and open a history book. I also suggest going back to 3rd grade.
@The-Plaguefellow
@The-Plaguefellow 5 лет назад
I don't think most US citizens like Ray possess that high of a reading level...
@souphater6428
@souphater6428 4 года назад
4:51 This "YAAAS, QWEEN!" is the cutest thing I've ever heard
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